Girls! Girls! Watch out! Watch out! There's a two legged animal running about If it smokes a great big cigar and it hangs around at a bar If it tells the biggest lies, wears the loudest ties It's a man
Basically, spider powers are a curse: 1. Without his powers, Peter quickly loses the fight to Bonesaw and is forced to leave without the reward. So, he doesn't even come across Dennis Carradine and goes straight to get a ride with Uncle Ben, who remains alive in this timeline. 2. Norman Osborn becomes the Green Goblin and kills his opponents, but he would have no reason to kill Peter. In fact, if Norman were alive, Peter would have countless advantages... - Norman admired Peter and wanted them to work together at the same company. - Norman thought Mary Jane was gold-digging, and he was certainly right. Every time she broke up with someone, she went into the arms of someone else. If I were to guess what happened in the timeline, I would say that both Uncle Ben and Norman kept advising Peter to give up Mary Jane. - Harry Osborn would have no reason to be at enmity with Peter, because Peter never managed to date Mary Jane nor did he cause Norman's death. - In this timeline, butler Bernard wouldn't have revealed that Norman was the Green Goblin, and Harry wouldn't have become the New Goblin so soon either. - In fact, the green goblin would be a highly protective factor for Peter and Harry, as he would certainly kill all enemies that threatened this family. 3. Living life normally, Peter wouldn't waste time being Spider-Man, and Dr Connors wouldn't complain about his poor grades and that Peter hadn't written his paper on nuclear fusion. In this timeline, Peter would certainly have done this in advance, which means he would also have already detected the error in Doc Ock's original research, just as he did in the original timeline. In this timeline, Peter would be smarter than ever, and would have had more time to prevent the nuclear fusion accident, and Doc Ock would not have become a villain, but a renowned scientist. - In short, the second movie might not have happened. 4. Recalling the original story, Peter won over Mary Jane by saving her in the robbery as Spider-Man, then saved her again from Doc Ock. None of that happened in this timeline. So, this has very serious consequences for the story of the last movie... - Peter and Mary Jane probably wouldn't be dating the place where Venom's meteor arrived on Earth and Peter didn't become Venom. Since the symbiote didn't know Peter, it picked up someone else, or went straight to Eddie Brock. Eddie wouldn't have much reason to go after Peter either, because Spider-Man doesn't exist for them to take pictures of. - Peter would not have prevented any of the Sandman's crimes. So surely the Sandman got the money to save his daughter in advance. - Eddie Brock, if he had become a villain, would probably give up being a photographer and live committing crimes. - Peter would never have given the symbiote to Dr Connors, and he also wouldn't have had a chance to become the lizard. - Most likely Peter would have married Ursula Ditkovich, and not have paid any rent for the rest of his life. - Harry wouldn't be in the fight against Venom to be killed. - Mary Jane would have died to Venom, or survived and married John Jameson, who would take the entire curse for himself. So this comment is just a joke, but I think Peter would be happier without his powers.
So in that timeline the world has unlimited energy from nuclear fusion, the green goblin is a superhero, Peter is a renown scientist who lives rent free, and many people would've survived. And let's not forget all the times Peter was late. None of that. He'd be punctual.
one correction: sandman and venom abducted MJ because of spidey to begin with, so she wouldn't get abducted either,and would just live out her life singing at the pub.
In this timeline Peter would've Married Ursula.... The Queen Peter deserved . She was happy just by His existence in the movie she did not even know Peter was spiderman
@@Toxic-g4w It means a guy that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over.
@@Toxic-g4w To add on to grayscale, it's putting time and effort, and in most cases money, on a woman whom you pedestalized, while the woman gives no sh*t about you
In the 3 movies at least she jumps guy to guy. First with flash, then harry, then peter, then a astronaut, then back to peter, then back to harry (under threat) then finally back to peter. Peter was kinda treated like crap by her. Even when she saw who he was. I get being a secret super hero would be hard to deal with but she has to understand that he's using his powers to save people. I wish they wrote her to be more understand at least in 3 once she realizes who he is. Its like a woman married to a soldier who gets deployed and then gets mad and cheat on him because he away from home for a year (sometimes with holliday visits).
You know, without Peter’s powers, we are just basically watching the life drama of a struggling teenager. Now in this universe, he’s never gonna miss the part where that’s his problem and never putting dirt in our eyes:(
In a way that has always been great about spiderman, he has all the teenager struggles, but is also a superhero. So if he can manage that decently enough and also do his hero job, so should be. It might be hard sometimes, but we'll manage.
"What would Spider-Man be without his spider powers? He'd just be.....Man. Is that what you came here to play, Man 3? I don't think so." -Bruce Campbell
How come all the videos from this channel are just Sam Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy edits and I never get tired of them? I guess they're simply brilliant.
@@Yeshua_the_Christ_saves_116 It's actually from Spider-Man 3 bloopers, at 0:22 of this video: ruclips.net/video/rtLIMZBOSuo/видео.htmlsi=awkzApS_X8KtVSUY
woke up blind gets hit by a stop sign twice and gets bullied by flash for not having money and gets called a loser by his own uncle, dude can’t catch a break.
This was so well done. The editing, the polish, the complete lack of spider, makes this work so much better. Superhero movie should have hired you to make the parody movie. What a masterclass on how to edit and make something extremely funny out of something so well loved. I can only imagine how long this took you to do. Bravo!
I love that cut from Cafe to nightclub. It's like there is a shift in time and MJ realizes that Peter is literally just a guy years later when she trips again. What a great storytelling device
The story started off quite turbulent and a bit depressing, but man did Man end up finding his stride, leaving us with a good and wholesome conclusion to the story
Don't forget can't see even with glasses/contacts, and is late for everything regardless. Has a messed up back and has bad grades and terrible attendance (b^_^)b
"Although the Human Spider might not have traditional superpowers, his resourcefulness, bravery, and determination make him a unique and compelling character. He relies on his intelligence and physical abilities, which can be just as impressive and impactful as any superpower."
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"With no power comes no responsibility"
yea
I prefer no bitches
😂😂😂
"No bitches" according to Human Spider 🤔
😂😂
"Man Homecoming"
"Man Far form home"
"Man No way home"
This is trilogy of how Man become a homeless
Man
Man 2
Man 3
The Amazing Man
The Amazing Man 2
Man: into the verse
Man: across the verse
@@AndresVargas-r4kinto the man verse and across the man verse
Man: Beyond the Man Verse
lol
Is there a lore reason why he forms home? Is he stupid?
"It's man, man."
"It's man, man."
"Does whatever a man can."
Lookout
Here comes the man
He's got blood!
Girls! Girls!
Watch out! Watch out!
There's a two legged animal running about
If it smokes a great big cigar
and it hangs around at a bar
If it tells the biggest lies, wears the loudest ties
It's a man
this is the same as calling water is wet and ur mom is a woman. 😂😂
-"what's your name, kid?"
-"the human"
-"that sucks"
"The amazing Human man!"
Basically, spider powers are a curse:
1. Without his powers, Peter quickly loses the fight to Bonesaw and is forced to leave without the reward. So, he doesn't even come across Dennis Carradine and goes straight to get a ride with Uncle Ben, who remains alive in this timeline.
2. Norman Osborn becomes the Green Goblin and kills his opponents, but he would have no reason to kill Peter. In fact, if Norman were alive, Peter would have countless advantages...
- Norman admired Peter and wanted them to work together at the same company.
- Norman thought Mary Jane was gold-digging, and he was certainly right. Every time she broke up with someone, she went into the arms of someone else. If I were to guess what happened in the timeline, I would say that both Uncle Ben and Norman kept advising Peter to give up Mary Jane.
- Harry Osborn would have no reason to be at enmity with Peter, because Peter never managed to date Mary Jane nor did he cause Norman's death.
- In this timeline, butler Bernard wouldn't have revealed that Norman was the Green Goblin, and Harry wouldn't have become the New Goblin so soon either.
- In fact, the green goblin would be a highly protective factor for Peter and Harry, as he would certainly kill all enemies that threatened this family.
3. Living life normally, Peter wouldn't waste time being Spider-Man, and Dr Connors wouldn't complain about his poor grades and that Peter hadn't written his paper on nuclear fusion. In this timeline, Peter would certainly have done this in advance, which means he would also have already detected the error in Doc Ock's original research, just as he did in the original timeline. In this timeline, Peter would be smarter than ever, and would have had more time to prevent the nuclear fusion accident, and Doc Ock would not have become a villain, but a renowned scientist.
- In short, the second movie might not have happened.
4. Recalling the original story, Peter won over Mary Jane by saving her in the robbery as Spider-Man, then saved her again from Doc Ock. None of that happened in this timeline. So, this has very serious consequences for the story of the last movie...
- Peter and Mary Jane probably wouldn't be dating the place where Venom's meteor arrived on Earth and Peter didn't become Venom. Since the symbiote didn't know Peter, it picked up someone else, or went straight to Eddie Brock. Eddie wouldn't have much reason to go after Peter either, because Spider-Man doesn't exist for them to take pictures of.
- Peter would not have prevented any of the Sandman's crimes. So surely the Sandman got the money to save his daughter in advance.
- Eddie Brock, if he had become a villain, would probably give up being a photographer and live committing crimes.
- Peter would never have given the symbiote to Dr Connors, and he also wouldn't have had a chance to become the lizard.
- Most likely Peter would have married Ursula Ditkovich, and not have paid any rent for the rest of his life.
- Harry wouldn't be in the fight against Venom to be killed.
- Mary Jane would have died to Venom, or survived and married John Jameson, who would take the entire curse for himself.
So this comment is just a joke, but I think Peter would be happier without his powers.
So in that timeline the world has unlimited energy from nuclear fusion, the green goblin is a superhero, Peter is a renown scientist who lives rent free, and many people would've survived.
And let's not forget all the times Peter was late. None of that. He'd be punctual.
Pleasant read 😊, I love what ifs, if only they made more of them.
one correction: sandman and venom abducted MJ because of spidey to begin with, so she wouldn't get abducted either,and would just live out her life singing at the pub.
In this timeline Peter would've Married Ursula....
The Queen Peter deserved . She was happy just by His existence
in the movie she did not even know Peter was spiderman
Mj wouldn't be abducted
Such a motivating line
" With no power, comes no bitches"😂
Had me dying 😂😂😂😂
@@kiwirebelo same holy shit
Ya and the top comment pretty much just un-writes the joke and makes it basic. Just goes to show HumanSpider "loves" any comment posted immediately.😂
LMAO
This is why I read the Amazing Man.
You know, I'm something of a man myself.
😂
Then you are not even an actual man
🤣🤣
😆
"Harry tells me you're quite the man!"
Even with glasses Peter can't see shit. 🤣
he needs to update his prescription
Damn 😂
@@kamo7293 i'd like to think instead of a ring he got contacts
He clearly broke his glasses.
he got the John Cena curse
The blurry scenes after the glasses was a nice touch
In this universe he gets beaten up, has no money and his uncle thinks he is a loser, yet still has a better life than Peter in the comics.
"Gimme all your money, freak!"
"I don't have any money, Flash"
"I don't have any money either!"
😂
lol
Being robbed in 2024 be like…
when two broke people fight:
💀@@darlingbuilds
Ah yes a new M A N video dropped.
yes
Is there a lore reason?
yeah im man
Stupid?
Man lives in Ham City, are you stupid? This is clearly -Man.
"i did not knew you are a simp , especially a bicycle that everyone is riding "--- Wise words 💀💀💀
WOAH...WOAH...I DIDN'T REALISE IT TILL YOU SAID THAT...
The Human Man's true development; stop being a simp
Simp means?
@@Toxic-g4w It means a guy that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over.
@@Toxic-g4w To add on to grayscale, it's putting time and effort, and in most cases money, on a woman whom you pedestalized, while the woman gives no sh*t about you
0:12 MAN 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
In this universe Peter Parker got bitten by a man
ok
Woke peter: "Oh boy yeah"
Then he became Man-man
Or the spider got bitten by a radioactive man
Not by just man. Radioactive man😂
"It's man man, man man. Does whatever a man can." Ten words and half of them are man. Beautiful and perfect.
That is my fav part lmao
*It's is composed by two words, so no
"Lookouuut!" I can't
perfect balance... as all things should be
I am as powerful as Peter Parker.
i am powerful as 大
"You and I are no so different"
@@KLondike5 W
I am the combination of Peter Parker and Bruce Wayne
I miss the part where that's my problem.
The "stop simping" sign is excellent, THIS IS CINEMA!
5:20 This laugh is really deadly! 😂
Yeah, as hell 😂😂😂😂
Referring to Mary Jane as "a bicycle that everyone's riding" is so good.
In the 3 movies at least she jumps guy to guy. First with flash, then harry, then peter, then a astronaut, then back to peter, then back to harry (under threat) then finally back to peter. Peter was kinda treated like crap by her. Even when she saw who he was. I get being a secret super hero would be hard to deal with but she has to understand that he's using his powers to save people. I wish they wrote her to be more understand at least in 3 once she realizes who he is. Its like a woman married to a soldier who gets deployed and then gets mad and cheat on him because he away from home for a year (sometimes with holliday visits).
@@marcfilms999Classic 90s simp
@@marcfilms999 There are some men out there who fall for this kind of woman
I loved the push lmao
In today times you gotta be climate smart and share your ride 😂
The smile on uncle Ben after hearing that Peter isn't chasing MJ brings joy to my man-heart
Uncle Ben is happy for Peter.
He can finally be a Man in this universe, instead of Spider 🕷️ Man
@@Alternative_Alba
timestamp?
El Temach multiversal
You know, without Peter’s powers, we are just basically watching the life drama of a struggling teenager. Now in this universe, he’s never gonna miss the part where that’s his problem and never putting dirt in our eyes:(
In this universe he'd most likely be a waiter.
"I'm gonna put some salt on your fries"
I missed the part where that's my problem.
I would enjoy it if Peter could put tears in peoples eyes
In a way that has always been great about spiderman, he has all the teenager struggles, but is also a superhero. So if he can manage that decently enough and also do his hero job, so should be. It might be hard sometimes, but we'll manage.
I even wonder if there's a comic book in which Parker doesn't and never will have powers
that ending was so satisfying, oof.
Don't be a simp. Be The Man.
‘You’re an embarrassment’
‘Who are you?’
‘I’m Man’
MAN STOPS SIMPING
Had me in stitches
All rescue attempts were thwarted by Black-Man 💀
😂😂😂😂😂
Who? Kingpin? (That’s a joke btw)
@@AdamReece-k3q spiderman gets a black suit in 3. Do MAN became Black-MAN in MAN3.
Blacked
@@AdamReece-k3q Yes the one from the daredevil movie
"What would Spider-Man be without his spider powers? He'd just be.....Man. Is that what you came here to play, Man 3? I don't think so."
-Bruce Campbell
"You know what... I'm somthing of a bitch myself" - neither norMan
Missed opportunity there
norMan
My favorite one was from Peter Man: The board is Norman. You're Norman. Am I? No.
This. This is exactly what internet was invented for! Amazing job my MAN! It gets you back 20 years, to the old age and humor of the internet
You’d think this bit would get old. It never does
The Human Spider: "Just created an amazing man. What the FUCK should we call him?"
Is he stupid?
The Amazing Human
Human-man
*MAN*
@@Ghostrunner7069 But there's only one man named MAN. 🤔 Is Peter Parker stupid?
Journalist: The hostage has been identified as Mary Jane Watson.
Man: I missed the part where that’s my problem.
...pizza time!
That's my problem.
"Remember, with no power comes no responsibility"
How come all the videos from this channel are just Sam Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy edits and I never get tired of them? I guess they're simply brilliant.
5:21 that Peter's laugh got me😂😂
I loved that part
That wasn’t his laugh though. Lol
@@Yeshua_the_Christ_saves_116 It's actually from Spider-Man 3 bloopers, at 0:22 of this video: ruclips.net/video/rtLIMZBOSuo/видео.htmlsi=awkzApS_X8KtVSUY
@@Yeshua_the_Christ_saves_116it was, its from the outtakes
😭💯🔥Broooo
woke up blind gets hit by a stop sign twice and gets bullied by flash for not having money and gets called a loser by his own uncle, dude can’t catch a break.
The ordinary life of many a man.
@@oneoranota lol
And he lost a wrestling match and will endure injuries he will need weeks to recover from, also out of pocket since they are not liable.
Finally i can relate to Peter Parker.
only break he could catch was his ribs from a steel chair.
He has the proportionate strength of a man.
3:07 OK, you got me with the song!😂
This was so well done. The editing, the polish, the complete lack of spider, makes this work so much better. Superhero movie should have hired you to make the parody movie. What a masterclass on how to edit and make something extremely funny out of something so well loved. I can only imagine how long this took you to do. Bravo!
Not a hero parody
Just your average human
"Any change?"
"Nope... No change"
Me looking inside the couch for weed money
Yuh@@Sir_Fast
I've got dirt in my eyes
@@Void-p7b I missed the part where thats my problem
The Legendary Trilogy is finally back!
ye
I like that you didn't try adding glasses but showed blurry vision. Way simpler, yet effective
"I didn't know you were such a simp, especially for a bicycle that everyone's riding" LMAO XD That was hilarious XD
"can you meet me?"
"no no no, of course not"
This is exactly how the story of Spider-Man 3 should've ended.
Perfect piece. But he forgot to buy himself a hotdog at the end.
My thoughts, exactly!
“I don’t have any money”
@@vampsith well, he stopped simping, so probably have enough for a hotdog
@@dominikmagnusI'm pretty sure that due to him getting paid double he has money for way more than a hotdog
That black man snuck up on Mary Jane 🤣
venom lmao
she must have relaxed
She got BLACKED 💀
She got blacked.
Never be comfortable
Without Spiderman, Blackman commits crimes. Damn.
I love that cut from Cafe to nightclub. It's like there is a shift in time and MJ realizes that Peter is literally just a guy years later when she trips again. What a great storytelling device
With no power comes no responsibility 😂
The Cliff Robertson AI voice is perfect 😂
“With no powers, comes with no bitches”
Certified Hood Classics Ben Parker
OMG I can't believe Im only finding this channel now! This is amazing LOOOL
"I don't have any money neither" Flash relatable af😢
With great Peter comes great peter
yes
*waggles eyebrows*
"Im something of a Peter Parker myself"
With Pete Peter comes great Peter
But Black Man has a greater Peter.
"I'm nothing without this spider"
"If you're nothing without the spider, then you're just a man"
That bicycle joke was 🗿
"With no power, comes no bitches."
-Uncle Ben, 2024
1:00 MJ falls so hard that her clothes switch
Its a super secret power. SHe failed as an actress and then became a cheap on the Vegas Strip magician.
That also happened on the video where I missed the part where that's my problem. These fries ain't too bad.
I love that he wanted to call himself The Human Spider, and got named Spider Man instead, then rolled with that.
In this case, he wanted to be called "The Human" and instead got named "The Amazing Man". 😂
It’s because he realized that name was far better than what he came up with.
"Hey lets watch the new MAN movie"
I think with such title it could be a deep psychological drama. "Man"
Finally, a Marvel's answer to DC's Man
"You're an amazing creature, Man. You and I are not so different."
4:15 Bully Maguire strikes again 🙏🏾
always a joy to see that The Human Spider has uploaded new Peak
0:58 that transition always gets me 😂
0:13 M A N .
Facts
M A N .
What can i say
3:47 That part was actually really good. Profound words from Uncle Ben.
1:06 wow Mary Jane is the Flash, she changed clothes so quick!!! LOL
5:14 "by black man" ayoooo 💀💀
What's sus about that 💀
Headline: "Man stopped simping" 😂😂😂
Perfect
The best timelinr because he actually got to sleep with the hot secretary girl.
Who need superpowers when you can have the hot secretary
That's Liz Banks.
and probably his hot Russian neighbour too. Back of the net!
The story started off quite turbulent and a bit depressing, but man did Man end up finding his stride, leaving us with a good and wholesome conclusion to the story
How Peter Parker died due to *sheer rejection from reality* & Bully Maguire was born.
I can't with 4:02 that smile almost made me spit the food, this is the best video from The Human Spider
😭😭😭😭😭
1:11 I'm a photographer 🙂
"With no power comes no bitches." Damn, Uncle Ben got that rizz back in the day.
Imagine his shenanigans he got up to before he married May. Love these vids. I doubt he will ever run out of meme ideas.
When he first proposed to her, they weren't ready.
1:43 caught me so off guard lol
3:51 Damn uncle Ben spittin out facts! 🤣🤣🤣
Thwarted by black man part🤣
Bro is invincible
Bro is never getting cancelled 😂
4:04 that grin omg xD
Bro got cooked in the ring
No power, no charisma, no social skills, bro has nothing 😭
Don't forget can't see even with glasses/contacts, and is late for everything regardless.
Has a messed up back and has bad grades and terrible attendance (b^_^)b
Except he would still be very intelligent
like all of us
Average male moment
he has a good connection with tech bllionaire
He is going to be a scientist after graduation and help people with his inventions, that is a real super hero than being a human arachnoid.
You know...in terms of character growth, this is the best Spider-Man (well the best MAN): from simp to MAN
I cant stop laughing at that violinist singing 😂
One of those hilarious moments in the trilogy.
2:44 the missing tooth though😂
0:45 holy shit man, nice editing skills. Please never stop making these. You should make some TASM and Iron Boy story edits at some point
Spider-Man but he has no power= Spider-Man but he's happy
5:04 this scene is perfected now
"Peter Parker, the man who was bitten by a perfectly regular spider that gave him nothing but a spider bite on the hand."
Spiderman but Peter doesn't think it's that simple.
Alien coming to Earth to fight be like 1:53
I love how Bully Maguire flirts with the landlords daughter while talking to MJ, which actually happened in the movie. 😂
3:15 A man’s got do what a man’s gotta do, if that’s all he can do, baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo
"Although the Human Spider might not have traditional superpowers, his resourcefulness, bravery, and determination make him a unique and compelling character. He relies on his intelligence and physical abilities, which can be just as impressive and impactful as any superpower."
If Batman can do it so can Peter.
Must of got some contacts to be able to see without those glasses.
This video has no jock,no story but just straight facts.
With no power comes juvenile responsibility
"What's your name kid?"
"The Human!"
"The Human? That's it, that's the best you've got?"
"Yeah."
"Well that sucks..."
😂
Can we talk about how Peter can't see anything, whether he puts his glasses on or not? 0:25 😂