[YTP] Batman Is Not the Hero Gotham Deserves

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @oralboytoy
    @oralboytoy 6 лет назад +5295

    "If you're good at something, never do it."
    -The Joker

  • @cinders5305
    @cinders5305 6 лет назад +4226

    Guy-"How much you want?"
    Joker-"Uh....A nickel."

  • @spider-man1759
    @spider-man1759 5 лет назад +2919

    “Gambol here won’t be able to get a Nickelback cd for his grandma”

    • @kratosgow09
      @kratosgow09 4 года назад +216

      EEEEENUN NUN!!!

    • @yungtraplord6988
      @yungtraplord6988 4 года назад +79

      *immediate freakout*

    • @Nosleep5937
      @Nosleep5937 4 года назад +22

      Lil Mango SIT

    • @GavinMartinez4508
      @GavinMartinez4508 4 года назад +34

      ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN

    • @Xipe-totex
      @Xipe-totex 4 года назад +57

      If we don't deal with this now, soon, little, uh, gambol here, won't feel to get GASOLINE for his grandma

  • @slapslapslap306
    @slapslapslap306 5 лет назад +3088

    "He won't be able to get a Nickelback CD for his grandma."
    I'm dying

  • @megumi6499
    @megumi6499 8 лет назад +1869

    Batman really needs learn how to ride a bike.

  • @SidneyJupiter
    @SidneyJupiter 5 лет назад +5108

    Joker: “you remind me of batman forever”
    Batman: **immediately beats the crap out of the joker**

    • @surprisedwoody1025
      @surprisedwoody1025 5 лет назад +405

      he's in control

    • @isostormgamer5584
      @isostormgamer5584 5 лет назад +459

      "Don't worry! I hate Batman Forever."

    • @JustinCage56
      @JustinCage56 5 лет назад +231

      *WHERE ARE THEY*

    • @matthewchristiansen9978
      @matthewchristiansen9978 5 лет назад +202

      At least he didn't mention Batman and Robin.

    • @aramfingal5180
      @aramfingal5180 5 лет назад +161

      Ironic considering that in Batman Forever, the Riddler also forced Batman to choose between saving his love interest and saving his crime fighting partner.

  • @Ashwin-px6eq
    @Ashwin-px6eq 6 лет назад +2298

    ‘MORE DEAD COPS!’
    *silence*
    ‘NO MORE DEAD COPS!’
    *YEAAAH*

    • @preystar7
      @preystar7 6 лет назад +116

      This really should have been the other way around 😂

    • @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
      @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 5 лет назад +22

      8:24-8:55 XD

    • @deborahhanson802
      @deborahhanson802 5 лет назад +6

      YOU SUNK MY BATTLE SHIP OMG DEAD I WISH IT WERE ACTUALLY LITERALLY A REAL BATMAN MOVIE SCENE

    • @themoonsevilsister1561
      @themoonsevilsister1561 5 лет назад

      T h a t ' s p o l o t i c s !

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 5 лет назад +5

      I have a sworn statement from you that this man swore at you.
      It was me!
      *Punch*

  • @threeamigos4725
    @threeamigos4725 5 лет назад +1089

    "You know, you remind me of Batman Forever."
    - Joker's last words

    • @kratosgow09
      @kratosgow09 4 года назад +113

      ...also Joker...
      "Don't worry, I hate Batman forever."

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 года назад +50

      @@kratosgow09 {Joker pleadingly stares at Batman, Batman punches Joker one more time to be even}
      *Batman: WHERE ARE THEY?!*

  • @supermovies4625
    @supermovies4625 9 лет назад +1108

    "I have a sworn statement that this man swore at you"

  • @ohyeayea68
    @ohyeayea68 7 лет назад +736

    Y O U W A N N A H U R T T H E B O Y H A R V E Y .
    Please don't hurt my son.
    H U R T T H E B O Y H A R V E Y .
    Please don't punish the boy.
    H U R T T H E B O Y H A R V E Y .

    • @rayzhong8542
      @rayzhong8542 7 лет назад +95

      Damn it! Point that gun at my family!

    • @joedinnie3079
      @joedinnie3079 5 лет назад +70

      Harvey: You first *flips coin*
      Batman: Good
      Harvey: SHUT UP!!! *shoots batman*

  • @UrAverageJoe
    @UrAverageJoe 5 лет назад +1853

    News guy: “The image is disturbing”
    The Riddler: “YoU sUNk mY BaTtlEsHIp!!!”

  • @lukei.1227
    @lukei.1227 2 года назад +476

    I love how the Joker was a hero in this YTP. He hosts entertainment tonight, performs magic tricks, and sets off a fire work show.

    • @ctrlaltdestroy91
      @ctrlaltdestroy91 Год назад +80

      He also has the decency to hate Batman Forever.

    • @PointlessProductions-dk5nr
      @PointlessProductions-dk5nr 11 месяцев назад +12

      Joker is the hero Gotham deserves but not the one it needs right now

    • @2bdaqueen268
      @2bdaqueen268 11 месяцев назад +19

      Batman def fits being the villain here, he goes around beating people up and encouraging Joker and Dent (not that he needed encouragement since he hates everyone here) to kill people while Gordon tries in vain to stop him, he’s definitely not a hero Gotham needs, deserves or wants but got stuck with anyway

    • @timwoods8297
      @timwoods8297 Месяц назад +2

      He is even giving little uhh... gambol here an opportunity to buy a nickelback cd for his grandma

  • @GoonaTVhi
    @GoonaTVhi 6 лет назад +3689

    "we kill the batmans grandma" -The Joker

  • @SlickYRM
    @SlickYRM 6 лет назад +3546

    Gordon: Please don't hurt my son
    Batman: *Hurt the boi Harvey*

  • @Mike-eo1bw
    @Mike-eo1bw 7 лет назад +2459

    "What's the difference between you and me?"
    "I'm not wearing pants." XD

    • @Hugo-df8iz
      @Hugo-df8iz 6 лет назад +26

      Mike what’s wrong with that? Lol

    • @tim-buck-two7681
      @tim-buck-two7681 6 лет назад +40

      "I have stolen your money"
      (Insert Rick Astly's "never going to give you up")

    • @anke8402
      @anke8402 6 лет назад +7

      Does he not wear any underwear LOL OMG LMAO

    • @tsukinooyami
      @tsukinooyami 5 лет назад +4

      Why did i laugh so hard on that part 😂

    • @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
      @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 5 лет назад +2

      6:56 Omfg Batman murdered by Ironman
      Iron-Man you corporate scumbag

  • @bahencio
    @bahencio 5 лет назад +836

    "Good evening ladies and gentle ladies" - The Joker

    • @Lauradelatorre9138
      @Lauradelatorre9138 4 года назад +70

      We are entertaining tonight starts dancing 🕺 3:38

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 года назад +28

      @@Lauradelatorre9138 imagine your entertainment walking in and firing into the air to get your attention before Batman shows up and starts beating the crap out of them

    • @kyloren114
      @kyloren114 3 года назад +8

      @@dr.bright6272 That'd probably be so, so expensive- but at the same time, so, so worth it

    • @pamona9379
      @pamona9379 2 года назад +2

      @@Lauradelatorre9138 What's the music at 3:38?

    • @MrStath1986
      @MrStath1986 2 года назад +6

      @@pamona9379 It's the Entertainment Tonight theme.

  • @Grivian
    @Grivian 9 лет назад +621

    "You remind me of Batman Forever." That was the last straw

    • @slvrcobra1337
      @slvrcobra1337 8 лет назад +48

      I was dying when he picked his ass up and beat the fucking shit out of him X'D

    • @NDGOJIGAMING
      @NDGOJIGAMING 8 лет назад +38

      It could've been worse. Joker could have said batman and robin.

    • @JaredA.Wignall
      @JaredA.Wignall 8 лет назад +29

      If he said Batman & Robin, he would've murdered the Joker.

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 8 лет назад +2

      SHUT UP!

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 8 лет назад +2

      +XxD3c0y26Xx ._. Want to know how I got these scars?
      My father was... a drinker.

  • @Hugh-Jassoul
    @Hugh-Jassoul 5 лет назад +1729

    8:22 “You know, you remind me of Batman Forever”
    *Batman proceeds to mercilessly beat him*

    • @mwh616
      @mwh616 5 лет назад +165

      dont worry i hated batman forever

    • @funnivamp55
      @funnivamp55 4 года назад +91

      *W H E R E A R E T H E Y*

    • @riisikakku337
      @riisikakku337 4 года назад +83

      ”He’s in control”

    • @gkgk6439
      @gkgk6439 4 года назад +8

      Hugh Jassoul he had a point tho

    • @jdekker8591
      @jdekker8591 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @realesmolenmusic
    @realesmolenmusic 5 лет назад +845

    "I have a sworn statement, from you, that this man sworn at you"
    "it was me"
    *gets punched in the face*
    0:17

  • @sugdolomar
    @sugdolomar Год назад +231

    3:25 I feel like the joker would actually do this when making an entrance.

    • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
      @DRSTRANGELOVEIN Год назад +46

      “Good evening ladies and gentle-ladies…. We are *Entertainment Tonight™️”*

    • @complex2live
      @complex2live 9 месяцев назад +8

      (Epic Clown Dance ensues)

    • @gedhoughton9523
      @gedhoughton9523 5 месяцев назад +8

      I love how Alfred didn’t flinch. Michael Caine is a boss

  • @Bughunt89
    @Bughunt89 5 лет назад +3086

    Heath Ledger is so amazing that he’s captivating even in a YTP

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 5 лет назад +8

      Eh, I found him kinda boring, not in ytp tho

    • @dominusanuli3595
      @dominusanuli3595 4 года назад +113

      @@GenericUsername-qp1ww you seem like a guy who thinks Jared Leto's Joker was good.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 4 года назад +48

      @@dominusanuli3595 *facepalm* and here comes the typical butthurt Ledger fanboy. No, I didnt. I found Ledger boring and Leto looked more like he belonged in a crackhouse than as the Joker. Newsflash; not everyone likes the same thing that you do. The sooner u learn this the better.

    • @dominusanuli3595
      @dominusanuli3595 4 года назад +21

      @@GenericUsername-qp1ww I'm just pointing out the general opinion of mostly everyone. And if you think I'm butthurt I'll let you think that, because you have nothing better to do in life than do anything important besides sit on your fat ass all day.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 4 года назад +14

      @@dominusanuli3595 really? not butthurt huh? the last line of your comment says otherwise, lol.
      Mayb u should do something useful with your life instead, kid.

  • @MsUltraBob
    @MsUltraBob 8 лет назад +2276

    Joker: ``You know you remind me of Batman Forever``
    Batman beat the fuck out of him XD

    • @hannaford111
      @hannaford111 8 лет назад +126

      I freakin lost it at that part.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 8 лет назад +155

      "don't worry i hate batman forever"

    • @nizz0matic307
      @nizz0matic307 8 лет назад +35

      congratulations on viewing the video, and correctly quoting something
      that was said in the video. i just had to comment to let you know how
      much i enjoyed the fact that you quoted something from the video that i
      just watched literally minutes ago. I TIP MY HAT TO YOU SIR, I TIP MY
      HAT.

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 8 лет назад +23

      SmashLiXs
      Batman: WHERE ARE THEY!

    • @supersquid9893
      @supersquid9893 8 лет назад +18

      MY DOGS ARE DOGS

  • @Dannyh09
    @Dannyh09 7 лет назад +1717

    ..."won't be able to get a Nickelback CD for his Grandma" ROFL

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 6 лет назад +97

      Dannyh09 or gasoline

    • @Joe_Kerr_9797
      @Joe_Kerr_9797 6 лет назад +143

      "ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN!"

    • @NumaanTahir
      @NumaanTahir 6 лет назад +53

      @@Joe_Kerr_9797 "atata lets not blow this out of porportion"
      PULLS STRING HOSPITAL BLOWS UP

    • @tim-buck-two7681
      @tim-buck-two7681 6 лет назад +39

      "If your good at something never do it"

    • @Samuel-uf3mj
      @Samuel-uf3mj 6 лет назад +2

      Dannyh09 LOL

  • @simulacrumdei6462
    @simulacrumdei6462 4 года назад +494

    “How much do you want?“
    “uh...
    ..
    A GRANDMA“

  • @marielb2924
    @marielb2924 8 лет назад +2026

    -"What's the difference between you and me?"
    -"I'm not wearing pants"

  • @alexbethea2178
    @alexbethea2178 6 лет назад +593

    "I'm gonna make your grandma disappear"
    "ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN"

  • @VGamFVG
    @VGamFVG 8 лет назад +2015

    Batman continually crashing his bike had me in stitches.

    • @Hi-cg1xh
      @Hi-cg1xh 8 лет назад +84

      VeeGamF I literally couldn't breathe LMAO!!!

    • @supersquid9893
      @supersquid9893 8 лет назад +133

      MY DOGS ARE DOGS

    • @eck-kv1bu
      @eck-kv1bu 7 лет назад +35

      @VeeGamF If You're Good at Something Never Do It

    • @nullANNULLED
      @nullANNULLED 6 лет назад +20

      +VeeGamF wen batman drives under the joker and get crashed and the joker bumping up fwd and goin back had me choking LOL XD

    • @thehh5118
      @thehh5118 6 лет назад +2

      VeeGamF 😂

  • @RileyJ3866
    @RileyJ3866 4 года назад +225

    4:59 the “I want...a rrrrrocketship” is so perfectly edited together, it sounds like he’s really saying that 😂

    • @q.i.m.s9999
      @q.i.m.s9999 Год назад +19

      No.

    • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
      @DRSTRANGELOVEIN Год назад +11

      “I want….. 10 million *babies* a year, for the rest of my life…”

    • @androidoficeandfire9667
      @androidoficeandfire9667 Год назад +6

      @@DRSTRANGELOVEIN nO

    • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
      @DRSTRANGELOVEIN Год назад

      @@androidoficeandfire9667 “I want…. 10$ a year, for the rest of my life.”

    • @Zoomer_Boi
      @Zoomer_Boi Год назад +12

      “I want, $10. A year for the rest of my life.”

  • @migatocomeoscuridad
    @migatocomeoscuridad 8 лет назад +1795

    ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN

  • @samg3097
    @samg3097 7 лет назад +1225

    HURT THE BOY HARVEY

  • @MikeT003
    @MikeT003 9 лет назад +1142

    "I want ten dollars a year for the rest of my life..." "No"

    • @gianturion
      @gianturion 9 лет назад +93

      I want ten million babies a year for the rest of my life

    • @MikeT003
      @MikeT003 9 лет назад +26

      +Albert FireRed (albertwesker-rs4) no

    • @gianturion
      @gianturion 9 лет назад +75

      I want a rocket ship

    • @KapitaenM
      @KapitaenM 9 лет назад +27

      I'd prefer the one-time nickel deal myself

    • @MikeT003
      @MikeT003 9 лет назад +17

      +Albert FireRed (albertwesker-rs4) so i though about getting you that rocket ship for a week... And ive decided...
      NO

  • @Hea1thyGuy
    @Hea1thyGuy 5 лет назад +853

    What’s the difference between you and me??
    I’m not wearing pants

  • @marcelomeyer8126
    @marcelomeyer8126 5 лет назад +553

    ''Good evening ladies and gentle ladies, we are Entertainment Tonight''
    Starts dancing

    • @hailpickens2454
      @hailpickens2454 4 года назад +8

      Marcelo Meyer What’s the song

    • @marcelomeyer8126
      @marcelomeyer8126 4 года назад +21

      Hail Pickens 24 I think it's the Entertainment Tonight theme song

    • @hailpickens2454
      @hailpickens2454 4 года назад +10

      Thank you!

    • @mgilbert9004
      @mgilbert9004 4 года назад +9

      This had me weak when i first saw it ,😂😂😂

    • @haroldearlgray5629
      @haroldearlgray5629 4 года назад +19

      Too bad Batman had to come in and ruin all the fun. Such a buzzkill.

  • @amcgrizzlydipper5166
    @amcgrizzlydipper5166 5 лет назад +1631

    “Damnit point that gun at my family”, -Commissioner Gordon 😭😂

    • @Xipe-totex
      @Xipe-totex 4 года назад +108

      You wanna hurt the boi harvey
      Hurt the boi harvey

    • @Nosleep5937
      @Nosleep5937 4 года назад +22

      modern spongebob “please don’t hurt my son”

    • @Xipe-totex
      @Xipe-totex 4 года назад +73

      Hurt the boi harvey

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 года назад +1

      A true hero

    • @HermanJohan-lz6eg
      @HermanJohan-lz6eg 3 года назад

      You first.

  • @joonwook5519
    @joonwook5519 7 лет назад +370

    "You know, you remind me of Batman Forever"
    -The Joker

  • @jacobwilson7109
    @jacobwilson7109 2 года назад +65

    6:10 is my favorite part. The nonchalant gunshot, the screaming, its all perfect.

  • @SublineYT
    @SublineYT 7 лет назад +352

    8:09 "You're money, who kills for garbage".

  • @SublineYT
    @SublineYT 7 лет назад +743

    9:36
    Gordon: "Please don't hurt my son."
    Batman: "Hurt the boy Harvey."
    Gordon: "Please don't punish the boy."
    Batman: "Hurt the boy Harvey."
    Two-Face: "You first."

    • @tim-buck-two7681
      @tim-buck-two7681 6 лет назад +78

      Two-face: (flips coin)
      (Lands on heads)
      Batman: good
      Two-face: SHUT UP (shoots batman)

    • @darthbane5676
      @darthbane5676 6 лет назад +34

      Lord Awsomeness
      Two-Face: “My turn.” (Flips coin.)
      (Batman gets up and catches coin)
      (Two-Face shoots Batman again)

    • @tim-buck-two7681
      @tim-buck-two7681 6 лет назад +22

      So Weil hunt him...because he's not a hero
      (Crashes batbike)

    • @lucvandermeer9674
      @lucvandermeer9674 6 лет назад +7

      Do it...

    • @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
      @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 5 лет назад +8

      YOU WANNA HURT THE BOY HARVEY

  • @jacksonfoose940
    @jacksonfoose940 7 лет назад +275

    “i’m only burning my half” *BLOWS UP HOSPITAL*

  • @Crimson_Sun2486
    @Crimson_Sun2486 Год назад +71

    "Separation of the plates makes you more vulnerable to cats"
    Catwoman: 👁👄👁

  • @klojinum
    @klojinum 8 лет назад +973

    Missed opportunity:
    'Wanna know how I got these scars?
    Your grandma'

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 8 лет назад +18

      klojinum ohhhhhhhhhh

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 8 лет назад +40

      klojinum SHUT UP!
      _punch_

    • @supersquid9893
      @supersquid9893 8 лет назад +32

      MY DOGS ARE DOGS

    • @nrg6245
      @nrg6245 8 лет назад +73

      klojinum ENUFF OF THE CLOWN

    • @solgreen4330
      @solgreen4330 8 лет назад +54

      NRG because gamble won't be able to get gasoline for his grandma

  • @RobbieHarston
    @RobbieHarston 8 лет назад +377

    Gambol here wont be able to get a Nickleback CD for his Grandma.

  • @Invictus901
    @Invictus901 7 лет назад +278

    Missed a golden opportunity to have batman throw The Joker off the roof and crash into the cars from Spider Man.

    • @AradSP
      @AradSP 6 лет назад +10

      INVICTUS when he throws Maronee he uses that footage

    • @tim-buck-two7681
      @tim-buck-two7681 6 лет назад +1

      INVICTUS that is so like him to do that it would be accepted and aspected from him so.....

  • @LuchoCastle_11
    @LuchoCastle_11 4 года назад +355

    8:23 is I think the best 20 second in YTP history
    Joker: you know, you remind me of batman forever
    *Proceeds to beat the living shit out of him*
    Gordon: Don't worry, he's in control.

  • @ILoveXXRussellcXX
    @ILoveXXRussellcXX 8 лет назад +468

    "It's simple, we kill the batman...s grandma"
    "If it's so easy, how come you haven't done it yet"
    "If you're good at something, never do it"
    "How much do you want?"
    "Uhh, a nickel!"
    "Gamble here, won't be able to get a nickelback CD for his grandma"
    Haha, I'm crying.

    • @vasiliypupkin3239
      @vasiliypupkin3239 6 лет назад +15

      "You're crazy"

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 6 лет назад +6

      Don’t forget the bloody gasoline! Grandma’s love it, for some dark reason.... 😈

    • @gaara6292
      @gaara6292 6 лет назад +13

      ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN !!!

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 6 лет назад +7

      *repeated slamming of table* ENOUGH FROM FROM THE CLOWN!!!
      Atatata, lets not, blow, this out of proportion... *hand twitch sets off grenades*

    • @tegamingother
      @tegamingother 3 года назад

      @@bobcat24 yoou talkin about granny?! havent played it yet.

  • @VexWerewolf
    @VexWerewolf 9 лет назад +1194

    "If you're good at something, never do it."

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 9 лет назад +97

      ENOUGH, FROM THE CLOWN.

    • @Gamberbro237
      @Gamberbro237 9 лет назад +6

      Soon Bacon here won't be able to get his grandma a nickle...

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 9 лет назад +40

      E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-NUN-NUN

    • @ImawerecatProductions
      @ImawerecatProductions 9 лет назад +21

      wiser words have never been spoken

    • @Soggys0up85
      @Soggys0up85 9 лет назад +8

      +The Exile Soon Exile here wont b able to get a Nickleback CD for his grandma

  • @louislowe1849
    @louislowe1849 8 лет назад +468

    I lost it when joker enters the gathering and says " we'll be your entertainment for tonight" with that replay dancing

    • @GuessWhoGames
      @GuessWhoGames 8 лет назад +3

      Yeah I'm trying to find that music.

    • @brianervin
      @brianervin 8 лет назад +29

      It's the Entertainment Tonight theme song by Michael Mark

    • @bokckingjbomb7260
      @bokckingjbomb7260 8 лет назад +4

      that was awesome xD! he loved his job

    • @safilms7621
      @safilms7621 8 лет назад +3

      good night ladies and gentlemen ..ladies and. ......

    • @XdonteatmypizzaX
      @XdonteatmypizzaX 7 лет назад

      Entertainment Tonight theme

  • @thatboyajwasfound
    @thatboyajwasfound 2 года назад +91

    "What's the difference between you and me?!"
    Batman: *Im NoT wEaRiNg PANTS*

    • @Aljjocol
      @Aljjocol Год назад +5

      that part always gets me lol

  • @noneyabusns1445
    @noneyabusns1445 8 лет назад +301

    "I want 10 dollars a year for the rest of my life."
    Now, that's blackmail anyone can afford.

    • @nicholasmendoza3550
      @nicholasmendoza3550 6 лет назад +19

      “Let me get this straight. You think that your client is secretly a chihuahua that spends his night beating travel agents to a pulp with his bare hands? And your plan is to E-mail your client and beat your client to a pulp with your bare hands? Good luck.”

    • @batman_fan6655
      @batman_fan6655 2 года назад +14

      Not me

    • @batman_fan6655
      @batman_fan6655 2 года назад +7

      @@nicholasmendoza3550 intense music plays

    • @ThePugDawg3
      @ThePugDawg3 2 года назад +1

      Speak for yourself

    • @some_metalhead
      @some_metalhead 2 года назад +3

      Fox still said no.

  • @nivekogilvie3368
    @nivekogilvie3368 8 лет назад +1392

    "MORE DEAD COPS" - Random Police Guy 2016

  • @Jackson.Francis616
    @Jackson.Francis616 7 лет назад +626

    Dude I laughed so hard when batman came back grabbed Harvey's coin and got shot again

    • @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
      @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 5 лет назад +25

      NOW LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT YOU THINK THAT YOUR CLIENT IS SECRETLY A CHIHUAHUA WHO SPENDS HIS NIGHTS BEATING TRAVEL AGENTS TO A PULP WITH HIS BARE HANDS AND YOUR PLAN IS TO EMAIL YOUR CLIENT AND BEAT YOUT CLIENT TO A PULP WITH YOUR BARE HANGS YOU GOOD LUCK YEAH

    • @TheDarkBoy146
      @TheDarkBoy146 Год назад +2

      @@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 You lost me at Travel Agents...😂😂😂😂

  • @R0S3inC0NCR33T
    @R0S3inC0NCR33T 2 месяца назад +9

    3:24 playing shave and a haircut on a gun firing into the air during a stickup is such a joker thing to do, I’m surprised this wasn’t in the actual film

  • @zantheman1791
    @zantheman1791 6 лет назад +704

    I want 10 million babies a year for the rest of my life
    No
    I want...a rocket ship
    No
    I want $10 a year for the rest of my life
    No
    *becomes sad

    • @theimmortalsuperbeing549
      @theimmortalsuperbeing549 5 лет назад +11

      Nearly died because off this lololol.

    • @peppix9477
      @peppix9477 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @Herman_Hedning
      @Herman_Hedning 5 лет назад +1

      WaluigiShrek bruh

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 5 лет назад +15

      "Let me get this straight.
      You think that your client is secrety a chihuahua who spends his nights beating travel agents to a pulp with his bare hands,
      and you plan is to e-mail your client and beat your client to a pulp with your bare hands?
      Good luck."
      *YEAAAHHHHHHH!!!!*

    • @KTK44
      @KTK44 5 лет назад +6

      @@curtisleblanc5897 Those damn travel agents.

  • @user-ve7lu4hp4r
    @user-ve7lu4hp4r 8 лет назад +1438

    "Harvey dent..
    RICHARD PATRICK!"

    • @dhwwiiexpert
      @dhwwiiexpert 8 лет назад +8

      Gray Day Unda Ray Harvey Dent

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 8 лет назад +29

      Dylan Higgins
      Richard Patrick.

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 8 лет назад +16

      Daniel Cannata Richard Patrick

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 7 лет назад +22

      SHUT UP!

    • @swolejeezy2603
      @swolejeezy2603 7 лет назад +10

      *M Y N A M E ' S N O T ' R I C K '*

  • @helicopterk3n708
    @helicopterk3n708 5 лет назад +391

    8:25
    “He’s in control”
    *continues to lose control*

  • @levisweeney4598
    @levisweeney4598 2 года назад +72

    Joker's career advice: "If you're good at something, never do it."

  • @animatedink2529
    @animatedink2529 9 лет назад +317

    "Um Gambol here, won't be able to get a Nickleback CD for his grandma"
    LMFAO golden, simply golden

  • @SublineYT
    @SublineYT 7 лет назад +345

    7:29 "The Bad Cop, Bad Cop Routine".

  • @guyeroney1029
    @guyeroney1029 7 лет назад +693

    "I want 10,000,000 babies a year" "...no."

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 6 лет назад +35

      guy e roney Shoulda been like “Get to work, boi. The ladies will surely keep ya busy and entertained 😏”

    • @clipboss8052
      @clipboss8052 6 лет назад +19

      He's Morgan Freeman!!! His voice alone can slaughter your virginity!

    • @bobtay214
      @bobtay214 6 лет назад +37

      I want 10 dollars for the rest of my life lol

    • @tim-buck-two7681
      @tim-buck-two7681 6 лет назад +8

      No

    • @tim-buck-two7681
      @tim-buck-two7681 6 лет назад +6

      Let me get this straight...(or gay in you case chip boss)...your telling me that your client is secretly a chiewawa that beats night travelers to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to email your client and beat your client to a pulp with your bare hands? Good luck
      (Starts playing "we don't get fooled again")

  • @johnk.7523
    @johnk.7523 2 года назад +47

    "You're money who kills for garbage." - Batman to Joker (circa 2008)

  • @willdabeast8509
    @willdabeast8509 5 лет назад +1386

    “If you’re good at something you never do it.”
    “How much do you want?”
    “A nickel.”

    • @Xipe-totex
      @Xipe-totex 4 года назад +61

      So we can make your grandma disappear

    • @geoffreyherrick298
      @geoffreyherrick298 3 года назад +29

      A Nickleback CD.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 года назад +42

      I want $10 in my bank account for the rest of my life

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 3 года назад +10

      if we don't deal with this now, gambol won't be able to get *gasoline!* for his grandma.

    • @vasiliypupkin3239
      @vasiliypupkin3239 2 года назад +2

      Buy high sell low

  • @a_Lemming
    @a_Lemming 7 лет назад +430

    3:34
    "We are entertainment tonight"
    *Cues Music*

  • @lpstwentyonecrybabies8789
    @lpstwentyonecrybabies8789 8 лет назад +219

    " We kill the Batman's grandma!"- Joker

  • @hbabambroadz1536
    @hbabambroadz1536 2 года назад +66

    9:36 something about Batman repeatedly demanding HURT THE BOY HARVEY is just incredible

  • @c0pyca113
    @c0pyca113 5 лет назад +428

    “Damnit, *point that gun AT MY FAMILY!”*

  • @SublineYT
    @SublineYT 7 лет назад +314

    9:23
    Gordon: "I tried to save her."
    Two-Face: "But you didn't."
    Gordon: "I couldn't."
    Two-Face: " Yes you could've."
    Gordon: "I couldn't."
    Two-Face: "Yes you could've."
    Gordon: "I couldn't".
    Two-Face: "SHUT UP!"

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Год назад +16

      6:15 You can't give in.....
      *YYYYYYYYYEW CA-A-A-A-A-AN'T GIIV-V-V IN-N-N-N-*
      "E-E-E-E-E--H*
      *A*
      *AAH!-AHH!-*
      _(5 seconds later)_
      -"...SHould we give in to this terrorist's demands?"

    • @nutty9096
      @nutty9096 Год назад +1

      I couldn’t

    • @User1602-n3v
      @User1602-n3v Год назад

      Yes you could’ve

    • @edwarelrich2339
      @edwarelrich2339 3 месяца назад

      ⁠​I couldn’t

    • @SublineYT
      @SublineYT 3 месяца назад

      @@edwarelrich2339 Yes you could've

  • @matthewroberts3125
    @matthewroberts3125 6 лет назад +142

    "You know, you remind me of Batman Forever."
    Batman goes into a rage. 8:22

    • @art_vandelay7845
      @art_vandelay7845 4 года назад +11

      Matthew Roberts proceeds to beat the piss out of joker

  • @rileywhalen6554
    @rileywhalen6554 4 года назад +77

    Harvey: “you first.” (Tosses coin)
    Batman: “good”
    Harvey: “shut up!” (Shoots Batman)
    Harvey: “my turn” (Batman catches the coin)
    Harvey: (shoots Batman)
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vincelopez756
    @vincelopez756 8 лет назад +382

    Batman repeatedly crashing the Batpod is hilarious as hell. The best part of this video, in my opinion. Hahaha

  • @cluckoftheduck
    @cluckoftheduck 5 лет назад +657

    "Never start with the head"- Joker 2008
    "Should've gone for the head"- Thanos 2018
    The Villains are adapting

    • @rustlerv6549
      @rustlerv6549 5 лет назад +24

      Dude. Thanos said that in infinity war, 2018

    • @rileywhalen6554
      @rileywhalen6554 5 лет назад +24

      Thanos: you should’ve gone for th...
      [head to the table]
      Oohh!

    • @Herman_Hedning
      @Herman_Hedning 4 года назад +5

      Mitchell Young fuck marvel

    • @miruneverdies
      @miruneverdies 4 года назад +7

      @Timothy Rubino
      I will *make* it legal.

    • @drakedrystan8921
      @drakedrystan8921 4 года назад +8

      @@Herman_Hedning no

  • @ajcaraballo95
    @ajcaraballo95 9 лет назад +212

    Russian Guy: How much you want?
    Joker: A nickel.

    • @DominoFreakShow
      @DominoFreakShow 7 лет назад +7

      He was Italian

    • @JDrevolver66
      @JDrevolver66 2 года назад +4

      @@DominoFreakShow Russian. He's literally named "The Chechen".

  • @aldogonzalez9748
    @aldogonzalez9748 4 года назад +63

    “MY DOGS ARE DOGS!” - Cheechen

  • @ShortStorytime
    @ShortStorytime 8 лет назад +667

    *"You know, you remind of Batman forever..."*
    All the reason to beat him. :)

  • @mattymatt1283
    @mattymatt1283 6 лет назад +411

    2:04
    If you are good at something never do it. - Joker
    Pretty much real life

    • @theimmortalsuperbeing549
      @theimmortalsuperbeing549 5 лет назад +9

      ? If you're good at something do it Joker has had to many bangs to the head.

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah but that's what society believes.

    • @brightblackgrouse6236
      @brightblackgrouse6236 4 года назад +1

      @@cckiller0053 we live

    • @Flyingferrets5
      @Flyingferrets5 4 года назад +2

      @@cckiller0053 What the fuck are you talking about? Where do you live where people DON'T want you to be good at what you do? There's a lot of weird messages out there, but this ain't one I've ever heard ANYONE say.

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 4 года назад +4

      Flyingferrets5 Oh, am I mistaken? I probably am, sorry about the false misconception, I just thought that a lot of people just work only for money, even if they are not good at the thing they are doing.

  • @NecroDetonadosBR
    @NecroDetonadosBR 7 лет назад +1812

    How trigger Cristopher Nolan's Batman the most?
    *"You know, you remind me of BatMAN forEVER".*

    • @nicholasmendoza3550
      @nicholasmendoza3550 6 лет назад +153

      “You’re money who kills for garbage.”

    • @Junokaii
      @Junokaii 6 лет назад +78

      Nicholas Mendoza
      *Laughs like Jameson*

    • @nicholasmendoza3550
      @nicholasmendoza3550 6 лет назад +49

      Junokaii *slams the Joker’s head on the table*

    • @matthewchristiansen9978
      @matthewchristiansen9978 6 лет назад +67

      Could have been worse. He could have mentioned Batman and Robin.

    • @Инга-к5ч
      @Инга-к5ч 6 лет назад +21

      When batman starts beating him up he should edit it like he hit his head aigenst the glass first

  • @mad_taco3434
    @mad_taco3434 3 года назад +29

    Rachel:"this is your life,you can't leave something like that to chance"
    Harvey:"SHADAP!"

  • @droidgamer-tech6957
    @droidgamer-tech6957 6 лет назад +214

    Joker: "You know you remind me of Batman.. Forever"
    Batman: *Beat the sh*t out of joker*

    • @nicholasmendoza3550
      @nicholasmendoza3550 6 лет назад +13

      Droid Gamer-Tech “Don’t worry! I hated Batman Forever!”

    • @Jackal_El_Lobo34
      @Jackal_El_Lobo34 6 лет назад +6

      Nicholas Mendoza Now you’ve pissed off Batman.

  • @blackcaduto2768
    @blackcaduto2768 6 лет назад +1235

    Who else died of laughter on the Batman forever joke?

  • @ogremair803
    @ogremair803 5 лет назад +513

    I’ll literally never stop laughing when Harvey shouts “Shut up!!”

    • @vonjt4077
      @vonjt4077 4 года назад +45

      You can't leave something like that to chance
      *SHUT UP*

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 года назад +27

      "Good!"
      "SHADAP!" {BANG!}

    • @meggubravo8373
      @meggubravo8373 3 года назад +24

      You wanna flip a coin?
      *Harvey flips coin*...
      SHUTTUP!!

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 3 года назад +7

      all that was missing to edit over harvey so he said "ENOUGH, FROM THE CLOWN" when Joker's tormenting him in the hospital

    • @jamesmcgrath9000
      @jamesmcgrath9000 Год назад

      SHUT UP

  • @heijac2998
    @heijac2998 4 года назад +63

    “You’re money who kills for garbage” -Batman 2008

  • @sw1tch60
    @sw1tch60 7 лет назад +640

    "It's simple we kill the Batman's grandma"

    • @haroldflower8008
      @haroldflower8008 6 лет назад +59

      gamble here wont be able to get a nickelback cd for his grandma

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 6 лет назад +26

      ARCH EAGLE 101
      *slam* ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN

    • @tim-buck-two7681
      @tim-buck-two7681 6 лет назад +8

      Atatatatata lets not BLOW things out of proportion
      Nek minnet
      (Blows up)

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 6 лет назад +10

      ENUNUNUN!!!

    • @TheEgganator324
      @TheEgganator324 6 лет назад +10

      If it's so simple, why haven't you done it yet?

  • @blind_surgeon
    @blind_surgeon 5 лет назад +678

    3:25 is actually hilarious because I can totally see the joker doing that for real.

    • @Arktik1st
      @Arktik1st 4 года назад +62

      For that you would need a pretty expensive (I think) automatic shotgun and Joker buys cheap stuff

    • @Arktik1st
      @Arktik1st 4 года назад +16

      @Mario Lisa Well its unknown brand so it night be cheap
      (the guy was saying that the suit might be expensive)

    • @holdguard4624
      @holdguard4624 3 года назад +1

      @@Arktik1st ruclips.net/video/6_wDhGY13CM/видео.html

    • @rooke1489
      @rooke1489 3 года назад

      @@holdguard4624 lol

    • @policerthought5649
      @policerthought5649 3 года назад +2

      Def my favorite moment

  • @srenjrgensen1468
    @srenjrgensen1468 6 лет назад +427

    0:48 "My dogs are... Dogs!"

  • @Krystal_kevin
    @Krystal_kevin Год назад +11

    8:22
    “Yknow you remind me of Batman forever”….(then Batman loses it)
    I felt that

  • @djdeadbeat4380
    @djdeadbeat4380 5 лет назад +848

    “I couldn’t.”
    “Yes you could’ve.”
    “I couldn’t”
    “Yes you could’ve”
    “I couldn’t”
    “SHUT UP!”
    “Dammit, point that gun at my family!”
    “You wanna hurt the boi, Harvey?”
    “Please don’t hurt my son.”
    “HURT THE BOI, HARVEY”
    “Please don’t punish the boy.”
    “HURT THE BOI, HARVEY”

  • @Gamberbro237
    @Gamberbro237 9 лет назад +315

    DAMN IT POINT THAT GUN AT MY FAMILY!

  • @yahsworld2940
    @yahsworld2940 9 лет назад +254

    "We are Entertainment Tonight!" (Dancing) XD That was just genius!

  • @reetombera9288
    @reetombera9288 2 года назад +26

    "My dogs. Are. DOGS!"
    You're very perceptive.

  • @ohyeayea68
    @ohyeayea68 7 лет назад +1242

    You know you really remind me of Batman Forever
    (Batman's PTSD attack becomes a literal attack)

    • @clan_boyd
      @clan_boyd 7 лет назад +77

      Don't worry! I hated Batman Forever.

    • @reboomer8369
      @reboomer8369 6 лет назад +45

      *Gets stumped to the wall, then backfliped to the table and just to then get smashed to the window*

    • @arthropleura1075
      @arthropleura1075 6 лет назад +22

      Enough from the CLOWN!

    • @NumaanTahir
      @NumaanTahir 6 лет назад +17

      @@clan_boyd WHERE ARE THEY?!

    • @ARCtrooperblueleader
      @ARCtrooperblueleader 6 лет назад +1

      Died. xD

  • @KTK44
    @KTK44 7 лет назад +125

    "Gambol here, won't be able to get a Nickelback CD for his grandma."

  • @sacredxgeometry
    @sacredxgeometry 7 лет назад +589

    *ENOUGH, FROM THE CLOWN*

  • @theluminary7223
    @theluminary7223 Год назад +5

    One of the best YTP on this platform. I'd even say its the best YTP based off of "The Dark Knight". Still makes me laugh all these years later 😂😅😂

  • @TheRealGanonKirby
    @TheRealGanonKirby 7 лет назад +402

    Gordon: It's under control.
    Batman keeps hitting Joker's head 😂

    • @jaredmueller6005
      @jaredmueller6005 6 лет назад +8

      And sexually grunting while doing so

    • @molin1310
      @molin1310 6 лет назад +5

      Completely under control lol

  • @tostitosfritos1748
    @tostitosfritos1748 8 лет назад +461

    "I want $10, a year, for the rest of my life"

    • @ChoqueChuncus
      @ChoqueChuncus 8 лет назад +103

      ...
      ......
      .........
      noe...

    • @MrStuniz96
      @MrStuniz96 8 лет назад +43

      "Intense face on you" "come closer"..........no

    • @double_spice
      @double_spice 7 лет назад +20

      Tostitos fritos no

    • @Alexandra8620
      @Alexandra8620 7 лет назад +4

      i want 00.01$ for the rest of my life

    • @trickshot646
      @trickshot646 7 лет назад +3

      ........NO

  • @noir4659
    @noir4659 7 лет назад +204

    Batman: beats the shit outta joker
    Gordon: "He's in control."

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 6 лет назад +3

      Noir I thought he said “Losing control.”

  • @haidergoraya3098
    @haidergoraya3098 4 года назад +69

    7:06 I couldn’t help myself. I died 😂😂😂

  • @bradhuygo
    @bradhuygo 9 лет назад +387

    "If you're good something, never do it" -The Joker

  • @guthetanuki256
    @guthetanuki256 8 лет назад +163

    Wait your honor, i'm not done yet.
    *Punches the guy 3 more times*
    *Has a smug look on his face*

  • @NinaNooneknows
    @NinaNooneknows 8 лет назад +148

    *Batman's silhouette*
    "Pity there's only ONE of you!"
    *Three Batman's silhouettes*

  • @steampunkastronaut7081
    @steampunkastronaut7081 5 лет назад +97

    6:17 This motivates me to keep going

    • @kyloren114
      @kyloren114 3 года назад +8

      I know right? He's so inspirational.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 3 года назад +2

      "YOUUUU CAAAAAAN'T GIIIIIIIVE IIIIIIINNNNNN! EEHHH-EHHH-EHH-"
      *5 seconds later*
      "should we give in to this terrorist's demands?"
      what a fantastic ideology. make an absolute and then question it immediately XD