[YTP] Optiprimus Searches For The Rubik's Cube
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- Опубликовано: 17 июн 2015
- A pointless war over an annoying toy finds it's way to Earth, and the very confused Optiprimus sets out to find it. Meanwhile, Sam wants to buy a crap car from a crazy deaf guy with the runs. Ron doesn't want the government to take away his fish. And Glen loves prune juice, and has the dangerous habit of downloading music.
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*DIRECTED BY*
*MICHAEL E-BAY*
I'm gonna blow the city.
AAAAHHH👌
Very good!!
Meme-bay
@@TaunTaunTundra4477 "blow the city" is another quote by Professor RubberBand, so no mistake here.
I bought a car. it turned out to be a car. who knew.
#Mindblowing
ikr
Ehhhh you just replied to yourself
no NathanLeilaEdward replied
#MindBlown XD
I love that “Optiprimus” is exactly the opposite of the real Optimus Prime. He’s a forgetful, accident-prone leader who leaves his comrades to die if they fail their missions
True lol
"If I cannot eat Megatron, push the cube into your chest. I will sacrifice you to destroy it."
"It's you and me, Megatron."
"No, it's just me, Prime."
"Sorry, my bad."
*Optimus takes exactly one hit.*
"SAM, PUSH THE CUBE INTO YOUR CHEST, NOW."
Optiprimus is a wimp.
"It's just you and me Megatron."
"No! It's just me Prime!"
"Oops. Sorry. My bad."
Yeah that was really funny xD
oops sorry my bad
Philip J. Fry you already know ratchet.no sorry my bad
Nick the fnaf master, Ratchet.no , is that some sort of website?
Calder Worthington no
"It's you and me now, Megatron."
"No, it's just me."
"Sorry; my bad."
xD
Optimus *YEETS* himself into a wall.
@@lowgunfire2671 the most anoying word in the entire world and ever been in existence of langauges
“We are from the game Tron.”
“We are from Star Wars.”
“Bumblebee fails at life. We must leave Bumblebee behind.”
That’s just some of the amazing things Prime says in this.
"Until megatron consumed all the sandwiches"
I think he said big tron?
Also every single "SORRY MY BAD"
"And destroyed cybertron's ebay"
_"The humans have eBay"_
“I sense the decepticons are getting ready to mate with the female.”
“Ratchet! What is with you??”
L Martinson Ratchet? Where's Clank?
L Martinson pharamone levels. Ratchet has a lot of them
Jazz: What about Bumblebee? We just cant leave him to die.
Optiprimus: Bumblebee fails at life. We must leave Bumblebee behind.
I sense that everybody wants to mate with Megan Fox
Slipstream? Even Nightbird?
"Obviously you're wondering why you're here."
"Not sure exactly why you're here."
"We need you're help to find out why you're here."
*P L E A S E B E S E A T E D*
That was the best part imo
my thoughts exactly, but i wasn't disappointed with what actually came next :D
Alexander Ryuu "SHUSH UP GRANDMA!!"
Should have ended: the only clue we have is that you're here.
7:08
Ratchet: I sense the deceptions are getting ready to mate with the female.
Optimus Prime: Ratchet, what is with you?
XD
DevilishGecko don't become like ratchet kids
Jazz: what about bumblebee?we can’t just leave him to die
Optimus: Bumblebee fails at life, we must leave Bumblebee behind. AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT
I think it would be funnier if he said Autobots, RooR!
I think you mean Optiprimus
8:26
"You want a piece of me?! YOU WANT A PIECE!?"
"No! I want two!"
"................"
"I want two!"
"................"
"Two!"
"..............."
"You want a piece of me!?"
*Gives up and yeets him away*
"The air force!!! they're responding!!! They're sending screwdrivers!!" Lmao....
i laughed at SAAAS GRANDMA
xur agent of the nine it's shush grandma
jotting SAAAS GRANDMA!
H e i s e n b e r g 10:15 humans have ebay
im ded
"YES!, I downloaded a couple of songs!"
"Obviously, you're wondering why you're here. We're not sure exactly why you're here. We need your help to find out why you're here."
Kingdom Hearts in a nutshell...
tru
9:27 "if i can not eat meggatron i must push the cube into your chest, i will sacrifice you to destroy it " so underrated😂😂😂
yung clasher Humans (like us) can't eat robots.
8:34 the way Megatron just gave up and threw jazz aside 😂😂
“We are from Star Wars”
Man Optiprimus is very confused
Godzilla Is a badass I agree, Godzilla. He just has brain damage after being associated with Michael Bay. And shia lebouf.
Sorry my bad
Shawn Fields or from landing on earth
Ok
Meme-bay
"What about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die"
"Bumblebee fails at life"
Small Moustache Man "we must leave Bumblebee behind"
Small Moustache Man 7:12.
AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT
Sad
Ironhide: You feeling lucky punk?
Sam: yeah
*charges weapons*
Sam: No!
Ironhide: Just kidding!
I'm guessing because Megatron ate all the sandwiches in the universe, nobody had any reason to order anything anymore, thus destroying Cybertron's Ebay.
He said languages
"what about Bumblebee? we can't just leave the kid to die!"
"Bumblebee fails at life. we must leave Bumblebee behind. Autobots, roll out!"
Optiprimus is the worst leader ever
+Jason kool Better than Prime in TF4.
+blacktigerpaw1 Prime in TF4: "I know in the first movie I said that the human race has a lot to learn, but they have goodness in them. But now that they've killed most of us...LET'S KILL THE EVIL ONES AND LEAVE THE REST TO THE DECEPTICONS!!"
barbaro267 With tits.
optimus prime is a better leader then optiprimus
Wait till g1 prime hears this he's gonna get pissed
SORRYMYBAD
GhostieBaka Drink your screwdriver, Prune Juice.
Optimus is Canadian
@@Cameron088 wrong,,he is from north Korea
WE WERE COUSINS ONCE... Sorry my bad
@Optimus Prime do you hate or like optiprimus as a brother
The way he says "Rubik's Cube" never fails to make me laugh
"Bumblebee fails at life, we must leave Bumblebee behind"
Gets me every single time
"bumblebee failed at life. We must leave bumblebee behind."
Christian Throckmorton bumblebee fails at speaking
"-I bought a car. Turned out to be a car.
-Wow...
-Who knew?"
MrJedabak
"I bought an alien robot. turned out to be a car"
“You already know Jazz” 😂😂😂 after he spent 5 minutes introducing him and he goes back
& then Jazz even poses like he wasn’t already introduced 😂
9:07 why is concrete flammable!?!?!?!?!
Michael Bay logic
Because Michael bay loves his explosions
It can actually be made to burn if it gets hot enough. Thought you'll need something that can _really_ put the heat on, like lava. Or, for a more man made alternative, napalm.
I think someone made a type of flammable concrete while they were making the film and they bought the flammable concrete
I think megatron’s chain thing has an explosive effect to anything that he hits like a grenade on a tip of a chain
I am Optiprimus. I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: The humans have E-Bay.
LOL XD
AJcaraballo95 We must destroy the humans and return Ebay to Cybertron!
we also have Amazon! lol :D
+Thomas No. No one uses Amazon. Only grandma's use it.
Dovahkiin Pony I use Amazon, smartass lol
#thehumanshaveebay
"Before time began there was the Rubik's Cube. We know not where it comes from, we only know that it annoys us. And so began the war."
Geez, a war started out of frustration because people couldn't solve the friggin' Rubik's Cube?
...actually I can totally see that happening.
+Scavenger Six That could fit especially since most Cybertronians don't have posable thumbs or fingers but claws.
Ikr?? That would be awesome actually xD
+Scavenger Six followed by Megatron being a greedy fucktard and eating all the sandwiches.
somewhere pootis birds are crying.
And then Megatron destroyed Cybertron's EBay.
+Halopro895
And Glen searches for more prune juice.
"if I can not EAT Megatron, i will push the cube into your chest and sacrifice you"
-Optimus Prime
Wow, what an arsehole
Optiprimus
''LoL''
I think you mean Optiprimus
8:59 perfect timing with the voice.
The decepticons are getting ready to mate with the female 😂😂
Look there's a Titan. Kill it like the rest 😑
Ratchet, what is with you!?
Eren Jaeger don't become like ratchet kids he lost his mind
@@killercat3727 too late.
Robert Stephen well shit GUYS WE WILL HAVE MIRE MINI INSANE RATCHETS
Raven: what
"YES! I've downloaded a couple songs"
8:24
Just in case
5:54 don't you just hate when the cops use magic in order to get you to confess😂😂
“The air force they’re responding”
“They’re sending screwdrivers to the city”
"No, but I'm gonna call the fish cops, cause there's something fishy going on here"
Drew Smith your not taking my fish
AsG GoDz *SHUT UP GRANDMA!!!*
Olo Ivo DON'T TALK TO ME DON'T TALK TO ME DON'T TALK TO ME
SHUT UP criminal
GET OFF MY GRANDMA'S CARPET! SHE DOESN'T LIKE PRUNE JUICE ON THE CARPET!
Opti That's a nice pun right there.
*S O R R Y M Y B A D*
S O R R Y M Y B A D
*S O R R Y M Y B A D*
S O R R Y M Y B A D
4:52 "cool placecalp looc cool placecalp looc"
"where'd he learn to talk like that?"
I loved how he said that!
eBay.
5:19 Ratchet’s noise after he sniffed is my favourite part lmao
That's the reference to Revenge of the Sand. Darth Sidious do that after his tongue-clicks
Every time optiprimus says 'sorry my bad' I laugh and idk why😂😂
we are from star wars
Because it's funny?
ossibossi100 yeah
Lol!!! I can't stop laughing when he says that too LOLOL
"My weapon specialist bumblee, sorry my bad."
> "SingStar doesn't work without mikes"
> "No, no, no, no, NO!"
Best
No one:
Literally no one:
Optiprimus: SoRrY mY bAd
"I will sacrifice you to destroy it." What a great leader
"The boys pheromone levels suggest be wants to build an army, and destroy the female"
*Awkward Silence*
Optiprimus: "You already know Jazz"
Cellisperfect best scene
*MMMMMM*
Kinky
*"Ratchet, what is with you?!"*
Sheriff Bigby Wolf lol
"Bumblebee fails at life, we must leave him behind. Auto bots roll out!" #OptiprimusForPresident!
Why bee
*optiprimus
Trainer Red 111 likes
Trainer Red teacher: sell me his liver!
Sam: 50 dollars.
*Edit* his dad wanted 3F's and$2
LOL, it's a pity that Optiprimus only exists in RUclips poops!
You should do a series called "Bumblebee Fails at Life."
yeeaaaaaaaaah
with that newish Bumblebee movie
I would love to see that series 😂
2014 bumblebee: what the *bleeps*!
“Take my son”
“Back off”
“You’re not taking my FISH!”
I'm gonna call the fish cops cuz there's something fishy going on here
Jazz: "You want a piece of me?!?" Megatron: "No! I want two! I want two! Grrrr...." *after multiple attempts to rip Jazz in half Megatron loses interest and proceeds to toss him into the next county*
Canada?
Or Mexico
i am an idiot way he flew more than likely Canada.
I wish that happened in the actual movie, I didn't want jazz to die.
Alexander Cabrera he might come back revived by the humans like Shockwave was
"With the Rubik's cube gone we cannot return eBay back to our planet we failed" IM DEAD
"Im gonna call the fish cops, because something fishy going on!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brad LoFi yeah
"You already know Ratchet."
"No."
"Sorry my bad. Our medical officer, Ratchet"
The boy’s pheromone levels suggest he wants to *build an army and destroy* the female
@@yuuyjaaj6721
*whistles*
@@JackOfManyGames you already know jazz
@@foxgaming1084
Lol
@@foxgaming1084
Why are you here?
Bumblebee fails at life
And speaking?
Mickey Mouse yeah
"hmm-mMM-MMM, the boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to build an army and destroy the female..."
I'm dead.
*Pheremone
+MrGodzilla445 pheromone*
*SHUT UP GRANDMA'*
Oh I always thought he said " he wants to have a party and destroy the female"
Megatron consumed all the sandwiches
"We know not where it comes from, we only know that it annoys us."
A C C U R A T E
So, to summarize...
There was a Rubik's Cube on Cybertron before time began. As the years went by, a war started over the annoyance it caused and it was lost. Then the Cybertronians lost E-bay when Megatron took off all the languages they knew. The decepticons also have a single female that Optiprimus is rightfully not comfortable discussing the mating process of. Optriprimus, being extremely forgetful, accident-prone, and able to confuse his home-world with Earth phenomena, led a convoy to retrieve the cube in hope that they could use it to restore their E-bay. It led them to Earth where they instantly learn all the languages thanks to the identical E-bay. A soldier obsessed about getting home lives with Lennox who pretends to only speak Spanish. Sam is a stuttering mess who thinks 80 bucks for a liver is a bargain, wants to kill his girlfriend, and has two terrible parents. A mom who chases him on his bike and a dad who only buys him pieces of crap and would gladly trade him for the safety of his fish. He then gets a car from a weird deaf guy and is disappointed when it turns out to be nothing more. Then we have Bumblebee who fails at life due to him downgrading his alt form. We then have Maggie who ended up at a convention with countless others with the only lead on how she got there being a sound. So she takes the sound to Glen since he's obsessed with downloading music. He also loves prune juice and uses the music to ask for screwdrivers. They then get all the music they need and team up with agent Simmons who uses clever tactics to break into people's houses to use Singstar to ask the military for more screwdrivers and Glenn gets more songs in the process. After this, there is a fight in the city where Optiprimus keeps accidentally blowing stuff up so Iron Man has to come in. Then Sam shoves the Rubik's cube into Megatron's chest and Optiprimus has to call his comrades to Earth in order to make up for his failure with the identical E-bay the humans have.
Actually, Megatron did worse. He ate all the sandwiches which meant no Cybertronian had any means to order anything on their eBay.
@@thaddaeuswong3574 No. It said "languages". NOT "sandwiches".
@@user-dy1dz1lz9t
Okay, and for good measure Megatron ate all the sandwiches while taking off the languages from Cybertron's eBay.
Optiprimus: Our medical officer, Ratchet.
Ratchet: Uhhmm Uuhhmm UUUHHHMNM
I died XD
AmazingRedRanger 1550 lol i did too
S O R R Y M Y B A D
The boy’s pheromone level suggests he wants to build an army and destroy the female.
We are here looking for the Rubik’s Cube; the co-ordinates to the Cube were imprinted on his glasses.
“How’d you know about his glasses”
*”EBAY”*
megtron consumed all the sandwiches and destroyed Cybertrons ebay
that monster
Languages
Darn douche bag
But it must be known. The humans have eBay
“We know not where it comes from, we only know that it annoys us”
3:11-3:32 made me laugh so hard, I literally died.
*"We failed."*
-Optiprimus, 2015.
Starset4life 2017 No, that's not your fault, Optiprimus, that's on Michael Bay. He's the real failure.
Starset4life 2017 lol
"I am Optiprimus, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars... The Humans have *E-bay..."*
"I bought a car,turned out to be a car"
"who knew"
Logic.
Matin Da Thin Makes sense to me.
I literally just got to that bit as I read your comment
w o w
6:43 I make this joke REGULARLY thanks to this video
“If I cannot eat megatron, I must push the Rubix cube into your cheast.”
-Oryan pax, 2007... I MEAN! Optimus prime. Wait, no, optiprimus.
I am going to call fish cops.Because there is something fishy going here XD
MuDDy BLooDy "um I bought a car and it turns out to be a car"
Who knew?
Dont talk to me criminal !
Sarsona _ SHUSH UP GRANDMA!!!
*spinoff fish cops comic intensifies*
Sam sells his great grandfather's liver for 80 bucks? how desperate is he for money?
The real question is: why only 80 bucks? Lol
@@delsinrowe2014
Was the liver in good condition?
0:23 "Megatron cpnsumed all the sandwiches and destroyed Cybertron's Ebay"
Megatron bought all the Cybertron Sandwiches, which resulted in him crashing the cybertronian economy.
5:25 in a manner of speaking, he does indeed want to destroy the female.
Before time began, there was, the Rubik's Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it annoys us.
It was me who destroyed the Rubik's cube wait?
Oh sorry my bad
XD I ain't got time for that
"The humans have ebay" This was so funny.
lol
WHATTT IVVE DOOONE
Ratchet: “-build an army, and destroy the female.”
_Awkward Silence_
Optiprimus: You already know _Jazz_
"Until Megatron consumed all the Sandwiches and destroyed Cybertron's EBay"
I dunno about u guys but that seems pretty evil to me.
7:09 Ratchet: I sense the decepticons are getting ready to mate with the female
XD IM DYING😁😁😆😆
Optiprimus: Ratchet what is with you?
Space Potato "bumblebee fails at life, we must leave bumblebee behind" -Optiprimus
sorry my bad
Sweg Master
this is how transformers have baby's xD
I love ratchet XD
8:45 that's one hell of a recoil!
For real!
Yep
Sorry, my bad!
That's some MIB Noisy Cricket recoil there!
1:54 “what would archivell witwicky do?”
“uhh your grandfather would say a solid B-minus.”
“ *BBBBBBBBBBBBB* “
NOT Optimus Prime
Amazon Prime
Michael E-Bay
" I need Prune Juice! " XD
I thought he said " I NEED BRO JUICE!!!!!"
"We cannot return ebay to our plant,we failed" XDXDXDXDXD
the humans have ebay
Lol
We failed...
Jazz: But what about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die!
Optiprimus: Bumblebee fails at life.
We must leave Bumblebee behind.
9:37 his " LoL" killed me 😂
I'm gonna call the fish cops because there's something fishy going on around here.
YES!
OptimusPower92 I subscribed.
we are from the game Tron
*beep beep*
we are from star wars
*beep beep*
blackiesunshine But tron doesn't have a game?
blackiesunshine still think it was a missed opportunity to have Optimus say "We are from Voltron" using Peter Cullin's narration he did from the 80's Voltron series but oh well.
The reason why the Rubik's Cube created a long time war between the Autobots and Decepticons was because Megatron ate all the sandwiches and that's why they have no money to buy eBay off them and Glen tells everybody to shut up because he loves prune juice and can't stop downloading a couple of songs off the Internet! (This YTP is still a 2015 classic!)
6:19 me using all the dialoge options while talking to an NPC
I think that's a reference to chicken walk as well
Obviously you're wondering why you're here.
We're not sure exactly why you're here
Joshua Willis
We need your help to find out why you're here
+Jay the Ninja the only real lead we have...is this sound
("Run Away" plays)
lol
"SHUT UP GRANDMA!"
"What are you doing here?"
"GRANDMA TAKE YOUR SCREWDRIVER!" Lmfao! XD
Marvy Homem-Christo Shut up grandma! Drink your screwdriver, and shut up prune juice!
This guy would make a great fish cop
Don’t ever delete this
Bumblebee Fails At Life And Leaved Bumblebee Behind 7:16
The Hugo Weaving dub switches are a stroke of genius.
Philosophy tube do you remember watching this
WHY IS PHILOSOPHY TUBE ON THIS TRANSFORMERS YTP, IM SO CONFUSED
philosophy tube!!!!!!!
Holy crap it's Abigail
"Sorry my bad."
Akame Ga Kill had a good ending!
(Rewatches the end)
Sorry my bad.
Acknowledged. (G1 Soundwave catchphrase for the win)
8:53 absolutely beautiful connection edit
“Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover”
AlpacaHawk: 8:52
"My name is optiprimus and we are robotic organs"😂😂😂😂😂😂
Top Ten rebuplic lmao
2:43-2:47
Obviously you don't know why you're here,
You're not sure exactly why you're here,
We need you're help to find out why you're here.
Jesus, I snorted out my drink laughing at that
Sweg Master same
Teachers at school like
I thought he was going to say "And the only lead we have so far...is that you are here."
Piero Minaya Rojas
That would've made the skit a thousand times funnier 😂
The humans have eBay. Fuck yeah!
My place of peace and PRUNE JUICE !
"We are from star wars😂😂😂😂"
cole beland I almost peed
4:43
Sorry my bad 😝
"Glenn!"
"SHUT UP!!"
"Glenn!"
"Don't talk to me, criminal!"
"Can you Hotwire this computer to transmit a message, through the radio?"
"What good is that?"
+MrOmegaBeams Morse code you can use this to transmit a message through that.
@Blackout Shadow: I know. I was quoting Anthony Anderson's other line to Rachel Taylor (the blond chick).
+MrOmegaBeams What good is tgat?
3:44 are you playing those video games again? SHUT UP GRANDMA!!! LOL😂😂😂😂
"Sell me his liver."
"80 bucks, which is a bargain. Pretty good right?"
"Uhh, I'd say a solid b-minus."
*Whoosh* "...A b-minus?"
"You are crap!"
*WHOOSH*
I am convinced this is better than the original scene now.
"I sense that the desepticons are getting ready to mate with the female"
"ratchet what is with you?!"
Young Blood bumblbee fails at life, we must leave him behind
Youngblood You misspelled Decepticon
Rollie • Rollie kids don't become like ratchet