Lmao this part is amazing. Goes through all that trouble of getting a friends examiner to verify he’s dead only to turn around and say he sucks, college football sucks and the seller is getting incredibly agitated 😂😂
I can't stress enough how much i appreciate that every single one of your vids has full, accurate, human-generated captions on it. I'm not hard of hearing or anything but it's just a lovely bit of frosting on the sentence mixing cake. It's great that I never have to worry about misunderstanding any of the great jokes you make.
English is not my native language and I definitely agree with you. Obviously, my English is good enough that I can even mostly understand such "nonsense" as YTPs are, but there are still things that I miss now and then, but the subtitles have my back.
2:15 "I've seen plenty of antique swords come through that door and some can be worth eight. Every antique sword in here has a story and a price. This one is unique. There's no story and no price." I mean he's not wrong. That's pretty unique.
"It's this cool guy. He walks into the door and says hello." Probably the line that made me laugh the hardest. I came very close to peeing my pants laughing because of that.
I love how you manage to create characters and stories in these YTPs, like that guy at 3:09. He is a very predictable character but still extremely funny. Most other YTP creators I have seen just make everyone say random things with basically no coherence at all.
I'm not gonna piss-coat it, this was the hardest I've laughed in months! "*points at rivet* This is riveting!" is exactly the caliber of pun I live for
Ok it's the little details that get me that make your ytps so magical. His lips are flapping at 4:46 but the background is still moving naturally. It's such a little detail but so funny.
honestly I just really appreciate the sheer level of effort you took to actually edit the letter to match what he was saying as he read it, that shit was *flawless*
I can confirm, every time I see a new DaThings YTP my heart indeed starts to flayalf EDIT: I even happened to be wearing my Wow It's Made shirt when this came out!
I stumbled across a few bucks.
Ko-Fi.com/EllieSpectacular
I’m mostly deaf, so having the AMAZING subtitles for this YTP was so hilarious, thank you for them 🙏
This is faaftastical, lul.
That was a good YTP 🎉😂
Do you take currency?
@@AreBetterThan llllllllllllllull... ll.. luull (jajvert) FAAF!
Well I'm not gonna piss-coat it: I am sugared. This is riveting and definitely real pretty.
$0 (sucks)
@@noisepuppet it's The Old Man! ❤️
take your wedding ring with you
Bruh it's cs188
I would watch Prawn Srars on the HistsiH channel 15 times all over again.
"I have a buddy who knows everything." is this essence of this show.
*in comes the guy with a giant magnifying glass*
I was gonna say the same thing lol
They ruined it by ripping off Mike Judge it's just Antiques roadshow now
They always low balling folks so they can pay to have someone who actually knows what they’re talking about come tell them what it’s worth
And it just so happen that his buddy is also in it to make money.... so...
"Current offer: human trafficking" had me rolling
And how the pawn shop guys are just all like "No, not happening, don't call me"
GUARANTEED
"It isn't right."
And how Rick is surprisingly doing the right thing?
Irl, he would try to haggle the price up.
Take your wedding ring with you. heHeHaHAHA
The Old Man being so against that first sale absolutely kills me 😂
No. No. No. No. No. No.
He does hate money, I think he was quite clear about that
@@TellEmB290 He’s ALWAYS in the business of money. The question is: is it money?
My headcanon is he’s a ghost and Rick can’t hear him- at the beginning he says “I’m dead”. I guess he finds a way to come back thereafter
@@TellEmB290 Old Man didn't just hate the fact they sold his tiger poster, he also hated the fact it got them money
Love or hate the Old Man, he spitting straight facts. He really is dead tho
No he's just sugarcoated.
@@abitofabitofabit4404 Nah, he's just pissed.
It's a dead giveaway.
@@AeroRanger100 Nope; he’s just pisscoated.
And that's a dead giveaway
"How you doin'?"
"eugggh"
As someone who works in retail, this exact conversation will be said on both ends of the counter. Multiple times.
Even your customers are exhausted?
Respect to old man for still doing this episode even after dying
If I worked at a pawn shop and a customer tried to sell money, I think I'd have an aneurysm.
Same here.
I mean some of those can be very valuable like a wheat penny
@@codyholley of course but I'm thinking about stuff like modern day dollars and coins
@@kylebrouwn6768 yeah i would agree then that is stupid
$100 bill? I'll do $35 for it.
The "I'm not gonna piss-coat it, I am sugared" got me good
6:21 It's DaFunny all the way through, but that one... I almost sugared myself
That line must be what is said whenever somebody successfully cheers you up.
That one also got me, especially at 2 am
"I love dathings. Every time I see a YTP, my heart starts to flalff"
Took the words right out of my mouth. Couldn't have said it better myself 😫
She sos on my flalff till I braerb
same
@@pokemonpasta please go to my kitchen for some "group session" with my pans 😏
How much flalffing is okay for the heart?
@@AWJR Four.
"This is riveting" * points at rivets *
It shure is bud.
“This was no easy basic shallow-diving helmet…this was probably the ultimate bae.”
Fun fact: nobody says this anymore
i imagine its what chum-lee would have done if he was alive. *laughs the funniest laugh i ever laughed at*
RIP Old Man
Edit: RIP Chumlee
RIP Knewt Rockne
@@PriffyViole But is he dead?
@@Hunteriffic86 Hard to say... we might need to get a Friends Examiner to check.
@@gayrurumon get me Droo
“Earlier I bought something for the Old Man. It’s not everyday I get something for the Old Man. I got you something, Old Man.”
put that hound dog down
Very concise, as far as reality TV show voiceovers go.
5:41 Now that i know Knute Rockne is really dead, I don’t want it at all. 😂😂😂
…………..hnehn…………….
Cause college footballsl sucks. And frankly, your Knute Rockne sucks!
"Its dead on..."
"Definitely dead."
"Definitely reel dead."
Lmao this part is amazing. Goes through all that trouble of getting a friends examiner to verify he’s dead only to turn around and say he sucks, college football sucks and the seller is getting incredibly agitated 😂😂
"It sucks we couldn't make a deal"
“That’s the way the money crumbles” will stick with me for a while
The old man's vehement and insistent denial of the 7.50 sale was really good
This ytp is unique. There’s no story and no price!
"That'll be 4,000,000 dollars per letter of that sentence." 😐
The guy turning red as Rick berates Knute Rockne killed me
I can't stress enough how much i appreciate that every single one of your vids has full, accurate, human-generated captions on it. I'm not hard of hearing or anything but it's just a lovely bit of frosting on the sentence mixing cake. It's great that I never have to worry about misunderstanding any of the great jokes you make.
I can make out most of the words (including mixed) but appreciate captions as I have moderate audio processing issues.
I don't have hearing problems either, but some of these jokes fly by so fast, I sometimes miss them completely without the captions.
"Human-generated" sounds suspiciously like something an AI would say...
Every time i see those captions my heart starts to *flaailf*
English is not my native language and I definitely agree with you. Obviously, my English is good enough that I can even mostly understand such "nonsense" as YTPs are, but there are still things that I miss now and then, but the subtitles have my back.
4:57 - “Every job is a whole new who new who dunnit…innit” -Droo, 2023
“Quite frankly, Knute Rockne sucks” paired with the guy slowly turning red is just perfect, no notes. Brilliant editing
2:15
"I've seen plenty of antique swords come through that door and some can be worth eight. Every antique sword in here has a story and a price. This one is unique. There's no story and no price."
I mean he's not wrong. That's pretty unique.
I'm so hecking freaked up, I'm having lust for envy and a sloth. I hope Dod doesn't find out.
Also I'm struly
I want to get The Old Man something!
@@noisepuppet now that I know that noisepuppet isn't dead, I don't want it anymore.
Dod is ded. So is Old Man.
Ok the fact that the address on the letter is the address to a Skyline Chili is literally the greatest detail I’ve ever seen in any YTP. Bravo
"It's this cool guy. He walks into the door and says hello." Probably the line that made me laugh the hardest. I came very close to peeing my pants laughing because of that.
dude the guy moaning at 3:10 killed me. This was an amazing ytp 10/10.
SAME. Probably my favorite part
Yess😂
Same.... uuuuuaaaahhhhh !! I'm gonna make that my text message sound😂😂😂
Writing up a fake letter and making it look authentic for the sake of a 20-second screen gag is true commitment to comedy
I want a friend named Drew now, just so I can go "Drew...woooo!" every time he walks in a room.
Just randomly start calling your existing friends Drew.
Even the document he was reading had been expertly edited.
Superb attention to detail!
Even if the canonicity is dubious at best
I love DaThings. Every time I see a YTP my heart starts to flulf.
This whole series is like dunking your head into a pool of liquid madness. I love it.
YTPs break my brain in the best ways.
"My Rick Harri-son" broke me
1:00 - 1:10 Rip my sense of humor. "No. No. No-No. No." That really got me already.
What does he mean by "no"?
Deal😂
this metaphorically killed me as well
I love how you manage to create characters and stories in these YTPs, like that guy at 3:09. He is a very predictable character but still extremely funny. Most other YTP creators I have seen just make everyone say random things with basically no coherence at all.
"Uuuughhhhh" noise lol
Speaking of, did anyone notice the guy on the left at 3:26 with the last moan?
@@Lucios1995 he decided to come into the pawn shop today
I love the idea of Rick rejecting someone outright because an item is too old.
"This guy's so cool, it's one of those guys that walks into the door and says hello."
I'm not gonna piss-coat it, this was the hardest I've laughed in months!
"*points at rivet* This is riveting!" is exactly the caliber of pun I live for
"What you have here is one of the diving helmets I've ever seen"
- Buddy who knows *everything*
Was literally just thinking about pawn srars and then I get the notification for this masterpiece.
*prawn srars
The whole Knute Rockne ordeal just had me howling.
"Um, it's pretty much a no."
"Agh, my days are over..."
"And then they think over, and they walk in. Then they think it over some more, and they walk out."
The dating scene is brutal.
“I’m real”
-diving helmet guy 2023
Man imagine walking throught a door and saying "hello", i wish i was that cool
5:09 Ah yes, University of College
This whole segment is gold, especially the Old Man chiming in with his two cents out of nowhere 😂
That's dead on.....Definitely dead. Definitely *REAL DEAD*
Happy to see Rick take a stand against trafficking
Trying to sell money? That's bold. That's money.
"Now that I know knute rockne is really dead, I don't want it anymore."
"...huh?"
Ok it's the little details that get me that make your ytps so magical. His lips are flapping at 4:46 but the background is still moving naturally. It's such a little detail but so funny.
*mouths "bob bob bob"
“Well I’m not gonna piss-coat it, I’m sugared”
1:06 deal 🤝
Old man : no ! No !😂😂😂
"I'm real"
- Old guy, 4:10
Old guy will become real in one hour
“I’m dead”
- *Richard Benjamin Harrison “The Old Man”*
2:39 Adjusting for inflation, this guy made $14.69.
*nods ominously*
4:06
"I imagine it's what Chumlee would've done if he was alive." *Rick laugh*
I don't know why, but that shit made me laugh hard. LOL
😆 cuz we all know he's lucky to be alive with his monkey head personality
"I'm here to sell my sins"
What's the opposite of indulgences? Would Martin Luther have approved of this practice, do you think?
"This guy's so cool. It's one of the guys that walks through the door and says hello." 😅
1:53
But my favorite running joke remains the same...
*the mammoth*
nNNn
Workers place the cotton rag and put it on a conveyor, which leads into a machine that leads into a machine that leads into a conveyor.
"my days are over" LMAO
3:39 - What you have here is one of the lines that I have ever heard.
That might be the most heartfelt monologue about a diving helmet that I've ever heard. And I've heard my fair share.
6:04 the way he looks at him then turns away
I love DaThings. Every time I see a YTP my heart starts to flelf. 😊
Legendary series
Soo good! That beginning with the old man was so unexpected I just burst out laughing.
It’s a Prawn Srars tradition for the sequel to begin with how the previous video ended. I had a feeling it would end with “I’m dead” for two years.
Fun fact: $5 in 1983, 40 years ago, was worth almost $15. The dude got 3x more than he was expecting.
These and the Lupin edits are my favorite. Thanks for more of the uncomfortably moist The Old Man lips.
You wouldn't have a backup *backup* plan would you?
0:01 second in the video and i'm already dead kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
I love DaThings! Everytime I see a new ytp my heart starts to FLELF! That speaks right into my soul 🥲
Can't believe a real-life zombie was on Prawn Srars trying to sell a book.
"I'm Harrison Rickson, and this is Prawn Srars!" Heheheeheeeehe
im not gonna pisscoat it i am sugared
I would've never expected a joke about human trafficking in a YTP, and it to make me laugh as hard as it did. But that's what you do.
"Got a book."
"What's that?"
I was sort of expecting "It's a bunch of sheets of paper with words on them, but that's not important right now."
I managed to not choke on Taco Bell while laughing the entire time. I give myself 17 stars and on a 1-100 scale I rate this video a Q++
I'm dead
Rick and customer trying to make a deal
*Old Man: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!*
"This guy is so cool. It's one of those guys that walks in and says "hello." I'm dead 💀🤣
3:27 CURRENT OFFER: **AB OOK** 🤣😂
“That’s the way the money crumples” is a pretty slick expression honestly
7:06 Facts!
Already laughing my ass off on the first 2 seconds.
The old man at the beginning
😂😂😂😂😂I lost it
“This one’s unique. There’s no story, and no price.” I’m dead💀💀💀💀
This is definitely one of the diving helmets I've ever seen.
The 3rd sequel of Prawn Srars is finally here. Thanks for uploading this.
"Appears to be dead"
"it's dead on"
"definetly"
"definetly ded."
"NNNN"
"Definetly real dead."
"And that's a dead giveaway. "
When I saw this YTP in my feed, my heart started to flelf.
Best YTP series of them all! Prawn Srars is legendary.
honestly I just really appreciate the sheer level of effort you took to actually edit the letter to match what he was saying as he read it, that shit was *flawless*
"What you have here is one of the diving helmets that I've ever seen."
Babe wake up, new Prawn Srars just dropped.
2:58 Sinner sinner sinner sinner sinnerrrrrr!
I can confirm, every time I see a new DaThings YTP my heart indeed starts to flayalf
EDIT: I even happened to be wearing my Wow It's Made shirt when this came out!
My heart flelfs at the sight
"Don't give me that hound dog!"
"i LOVE chip rings, what do you want for it?"
"$100,000"
"YeeSS"
"You know what, im gonna come thru that door" not even a minute in and im dead asf
10 years later. Amazing.