"I picked it up from this casino after they went out of business, they held a huge business." "Sorta like business." "Right, exactly" "Do you know anything about this thing?" "That's none of your business." "K, that's absolutely my business. Sorry we couldn't do business" "Hey, business is business." I work in business, this is ninety nine percent of conversations.
MariktheGunslinger gentle hint/suggestion: the “be like” meme format is basically just a common instance of AAVE (African American Vernacular English) grammar being laughed at as “sounding funny” so it kind of bugs Black people when they can no longer use basic grammar in their dialect without making white people (such as me) grin really wide like we just heard a meme reference
"Did he buy it with her money? Did he buy it with his money? What money did he buy it with? Did he buy it with Rick's money? Did he buy it with Chumley's money? Did he buy it with my money? Didididididi DON'T"
Visit steamy jungles, grassy plains and the dark depths of the ocean, to meet and learn surprising facts about the magnificent animals that live there. All through the colorful and captivating pages of Zoobooks!
"I've never heard of the US" Prawn Srars takes place in some weird alternate reality where the United States don't exist, but they live around people who speak and behave exactly like Americans do in this dimension.
@@DragnSly It wouldn't be completely unheard of. The Articles of Confederation were predated by the Declaration of Independence by about 5 years. This is probably a way different world.
When I saw ICarly at the counter I was like "Woah, thats some great editing! Seamless!" then I realised....wait, they actually did a crossover episode....
@@purp4168 Yes, actually. Sounds like someone just made a joke, like "oh, here's 2 things that don't fit together: Pawn Srars and ICarly!", but then, you look into it, and yes, that REALLY happened. I've never even a fan of ICarly, but the show wasn't terrible, i just didn't really like or hate it. Had a nice theme song, I guess. And the acting was ok. But I liked Drake & Josh more.
"Was there anything inside it?" "Not really." "Have you had a locksmith look at it?" "Not really." "Did you try and shoot it open? Hehehehehe" "Not really."
2:22 Diddy buy with her money? Diddy buy with his money? What money diddy buy with? Diddy buy with Rick's money? Diddy buy with ChumLee's money? Diddy buy with my money? Diddy diddy diddy diddy DONT!
I really don’t think bringing in iCarly makes up for them selling the old man’s tiger poster. I mean, sure, they made some money, but he really seemed to care a lot about it. I’d still be angry, or at least a little huffy if I were him.
They lied about selling the tiger poster though. Even so, I don't think turning the old man into a bottle of Jesus of America's punch was a nice thing to do.
@@Aspartamebraintumor But, that's none of your business. And, Rick, you know he's Ben! Everyone knows he's into tattoos around here, I mean everyone knows, I got no brain.
Well, that's because that's none of your business. Because I'm 10 years old, and been doing business for over 20 years now. (28 years, technically, but let's not get into details about that, because that's literally my business).
Until today I never knew that Prawn Srars guest srarred in an episode of iCarly. Thanks for teaching me something new, Dathings, and for concluding that years-long cliffhanger! Also happy birthday
2:47 "The moment I saw his chest I started drooling. I've never seen anything like it. I'll be honest with you, I'm inside that chest." LMAO. Fucked but funny double meaning. Only a month old and this YTP is up there with the classics.
The total nonsense of lines like "The hole was made by a basketball and that's the kind of thing collector's dream about" is why I love your stuff, DaThings.
"Hi I'm Tony, and I'm the old guy. I'm old an unusual. They dragged me out of the back room and uh..." *zoom in on distorted face.* LMAO amazing. Such a great video. Also RIP Old Man (Richard Benjamin Harrison Jr) who died in 2018 after a long battle with Parkinson's Disease.
I love you. When I saw this in my recommended, I couldn't believe it. A sequel to one of my most favorite poops of all time? This is gonna be good. But man, I was not prepared, you really outdid yourself on this one. It's been a long time since Ive watched a YTP where I laughed hard at every single joke. This is now my new favorite poop and is some of your best work. I feel like the YTP community has been going through a huge content drought during 2020, with some of my favorite creators like cs188, Lord Jake, and Noisepuppet, not uploading in months. Needless to say, this is exactly what I needed. Thank You, Dathings, and have a Happy Birthday too.
![[TF2] The Russian Bear Trap](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YFNSwz2_rOA/mqdefault.jpg)
*”We know that this chest is from 1966, but we have no idea what century.”*
*”We have no idea because we don’t know”*
It definitely pre-dates the twentieth-
*NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW*
Hhuhh 👐 so what are your concerns?
UHuHU
"It's my d**n car!"
@@Baage73 It's a car. It's a Rolls Royce. And in 1666 this car cost as much as a luxury convertible.
@@SnowWolf597 The Old Mans 50th Weddings Anniversary is coming up so me and Ben decided to get that special elephants issue of Zooks as a gift!
"I'd like to pawn my wife."
"Sorry, we don't take stolen items."
The absolute savagery.
Well he was assured it was an AUCTION
OoooooOoooOOoOOOoHhhhhh!!
That's the plot of several "romance" novels you can find on Amazon.
The illegal wife trade is getting out of hand
The whole “business” exchange was amazing 😂😂😂
9/10 business not enough business.
"I picked it up from this casino after they went out of business, they held a huge business."
"Sorta like business."
"Right, exactly"
"Do you know anything about this thing?"
"That's none of your business."
"K, that's absolutely my business. Sorry we couldn't do business"
"Hey, business is business."
I work in business, this is ninety nine percent of conversations.
Gold
My buddy in commercial real estate said the same thing haha
Basically how trying to buy a used lawn mower goes when they want too much for it.
Seems legit
The fact they actually did a crossover with Icarly blows my mind. If anyone cares episode is called iLost My Head in Vegas
I like that weird Domino's anime
I do care and thank you 😊👍
Dude, it more than blows my mind.
That's so sick! I saw your comment and thought it was part of the edit, but then I saw it! So weird and cool to see the PS guys with sitcom lighting
@shioq i feel like him and Chum lee are real good pals in the worst sense
"I'm 10 and I've been dealing professionally for over 20 years."
-Shawn
MariktheGunslinger gentle hint/suggestion: the “be like” meme format is basically just a common instance of AAVE (African American Vernacular English) grammar being laughed at as “sounding funny” so it kind of bugs Black people when they can no longer use basic grammar in their dialect without making white people (such as me) grin really wide like we just heard a meme reference
Wait, that's illegal
@@AuntBibby u posted cring
u lost subcriver
UncleBibby cringe
@@AuntBibby ok
"Did he buy it with her money? Did he buy it with his money? What money did he buy it with? Did he buy it with Rick's money? Did he buy it with Chumley's money? Did he buy it with my money? Didididididi DON'T"
Such confusion here in Prawn Sears.
DO THE DITTY IF YA
WANT TO
I really wanted either Diddy Kong to pop up or the Hamster Dance to start during the "Did he" scene.
Yes
2:22
1:51 "I'm Tony and I'm the old guy. I am the old and unusual. They dragged me out of the back room and uh....."
"Let me show you how it's gun"
Relatable.
"I'm dead."
Ya know, it wouldn't surprise me if those were really his last words, using that exact tone.
Whoops, I died...
I am dead, not big surprise
Lol nice ending
I didn't even know he died until I watched this YTP
@@Pedun42 SpoiopS AlelA
"Rick, where's my tiger poster?"
"Sold it."
*"Y O U W H A T ?"*
sowesowesowe sold it for the special price of $19.95!
Everybody's gangsta until you sell the Old Man's tiger poster
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should've just given it away AS A GIFT
You did WHAT? Now you get your horny little ass, and you find Geoffrey, and you Find Geoffrey, and you FIND Geoffrey......
0:41 the tatthree joke is underrated
"Rick, where is my Tiger Poster"
Man that episode hit deep.
Sold it.
YOU WHAT!?
“That’s none of your business.”
“Actually that’s absolutely my business.”
“RaR”
We love some intense deep dialogue here in prawn srars
Hey, business is business.
“Get Out is none of your business.”
thats not my tattoo set
Sorry we couldn't do business!
WinRar
"It definately predates the 20-"
"NONE OF US WANT TO KNOW!"
*sighs*
When a show calls in the expert and they don't even listen to them. Perfect.
So what are your concerns?
AAAUGHHH
Literally any armchair anthropologist who is very into conspiracy theories
"Let me show you how it's gun!"
Hi Andrew, awesome to see you here! Great to know you love YTPs too.
Andrew!!! This… is YTP
I like boobs too Andy
🤣
I'm late af but I'm glad to see that not only do you have good taste in politics but also humor.
"I've never heard of the US"
Prawn Srars takes place in some weird alternate reality where the United States don't exist, but they live around people who speak and behave exactly like Americans do in this dimension.
Probably the one where the country stayed as a confederacy rather than a union
@@DragnSly It wouldn't be completely unheard of. The Articles of Confederation were predated by the Declaration of Independence by about 5 years. This is probably a way different world.
It's different but as long as nobody is harming anyone unjustly it's okay.
Louisiana purchase didn't happen and nobody got taxed everyone just pawned stuff and brittain said ok
@@midnightchurningspriteshaq8533 Yeah that sounds right, everyone here would know more about that than I do.
"My mom's in jail and I need to bail her out"
"U S E Y O U R T E E T H"
No. No teeth in my head
Let's see you grit those teeth!
Dan Schneider in private sessions be like:
When I saw ICarly at the counter I was like "Woah, thats some great editing! Seamless!" then I realised....wait, they actually did a crossover episode....
Wait actually
@@purp4168 Yes, actually. Sounds like someone just made a joke, like "oh, here's 2 things that don't fit together: Pawn Srars and ICarly!", but then, you look into it, and yes, that REALLY happened. I've never even a fan of ICarly, but the show wasn't terrible, i just didn't really like or hate it. Had a nice theme song, I guess. And the acting was ok. But I liked Drake & Josh more.
This is the FIRST time that I know there was an iCarly Pawn Stars Crossover episode
"Was there anything inside it?"
"Not really."
"Have you had a locksmith look at it?"
"Not really."
"Did you try and shoot it open? Hehehehehe"
"Not really."
"needless to say, we didn't say anything..."
literally every single line in this poop is just. lmao.
The second I heard "price" I knew the Price is Rice joke was coming XD
don't know what this has to do with the OP's comment but ok
@@mrmeep2047 I know right? I'm confused.
701?!
Everything has a price AND a cost
"They don't make anything anymore."
So true.
"The most valuable fact about knives is stop pausing and watch."
Aight ya didn't have to call me out like that. Sorry.
"I would disable you," had me laughing my arse off.
"I'm dead"
-The old man
Rick and Ben killed him selling his tiger poster
It’s true tho...
"Hey guys I wanna pawn my wife."
"Maybe take it to another pawn shop I hear they take stolen items."
Me and big hoss couldn’t come to a deal, I feel okay with it
Dad joke in a youtube poop i love it
2:22
Diddy buy with her money?
Diddy buy with his money?
What money diddy buy with?
Diddy buy with Rick's money?
Diddy buy with ChumLee's money?
Diddy buy with my money?
Diddy diddy diddy diddy DONT!
For some reason, the repeated drawling stoned pronunciation of “BIIIIIIZZZZZNESS” was as funny as any of the best jokes in this video.
“They don’t make anything anymore” LMFAO!
xD
This is a GuN
No one wants to make anything anymore.
@@radicalmarxist9909 never
I really don’t think bringing in iCarly makes up for them selling the old man’s tiger poster. I mean, sure, they made some money, but he really seemed to care a lot about it. I’d still be angry, or at least a little huffy if I were him.
But they brought Rick a bottle of punch signed by Jesus… of America… (ah)
They lied about selling the tiger poster though. Even so, I don't think turning the old man into a bottle of Jesus of America's punch was a nice thing to do.
It was a special gift included in the low low price of $19.95
you heard the man, he's dead what does he care
@@Aspartamebraintumor But, that's none of your business. And, Rick, you know he's Ben! Everyone knows he's into tattoos around here, I mean everyone knows, I got no brain.
"could you imagine getting like."
"looks at hammer"
"HAMMERED".
That means drunk right?
Rick saying "They don't make anything anymore" absolutely sent me. That's such a perfect parody line holy shit.
I was rolling at "My name's DeEeEeÉëÀaÑ"
its the simple edits that get you sometimes
I will disable you
"Do it."
Same. Every single time I watch this I lose my shit at that part XD
That drum loop with the zooming in really kicked my comedy nuts.
@@testuser564 That's the intent.
"I wanna pawn my wife."
"Maybe take it to another pawn shop, I hear they take stolen items."
Someone got burned there but I don't know who.
probably /Hardcore Pawn/
4:04 "The most valuable fact about knives is stop pausing and watch." What an interesting fact.
Thanks for this amazing sequel 6 years in the making.
"Ya thats business"
"Sorry we couldn't do business"
"Business is business"
Serious business.
Well, that's because that's none of your business. Because I'm 10 years old, and been doing business for over 20 years now. (28 years, technically, but let's not get into details about that, because that's literally my business).
Sorta like business
Making a masterpiece is one thing.
But doing it twice? That’s why we always check to see if you uploaded. LoL
There's no RUclips notification I tap on faster than a Dathings upload, it's all gold
This comment needs more likes.
but doing it twice? that means doing it all over again, and that's the joj
not even a minute in and I had to pause to process the tathree joke
this is truly amazing
Just a nitpick: *tatthree
The Tatthree joke is unbelievable hahahaha
I missed that the first time lmaoooo
If tattoos are so great, why is there not tatthree?
Don't forget about the tatfour and the tatfive!
“He’ll pawnch ya in the face with this.” 😂😂😂 4:28
Ash Ketchum: 3:05
“I’ll be honest with you, I’m inside this chest” LOLLLL😭
* husky laugj
@@warwatch LOL!
Top Ten Plot Twists of all time
That is pretty goofy a joke about it really being a coffin, and not a chest. Pretty sad that guy died though.
I'm dead
Until today I never knew that Prawn Srars guest srarred in an episode of iCarly. Thanks for teaching me something new, Dathings, and for concluding that years-long cliffhanger! Also happy birthday
The most ambitious crossover yet
How did it take me this long to find out about this??
Yeah i didn't know that either, it's bizarre lol
I remember. It was suppressed though.
Love how you said "guest srarred" there. Mad respect.
4:33 "My name's D-d-d-d-d-e-e-e-e-a-a-a-a-a-n-n-n-nuh-nuh-n"
I don't think I've ever laughed that hard at a YTP before!
"My name's Deeeeaaaeaeaeannnn"
Simple, effective.
The hole was made by a basketball, and thats the type of thing collectors dream of 🤣🤣
Put the powder in your ball
@@SQron188 put the ball in the powder
The chest was a basket in disguise
the Prawnigal Sron Returns
Congratulations, you just made me feel like I’m having a stroke.
But at least I didn't misspell my name.
BIN
2:47 "The moment I saw his chest I started drooling. I've never seen anything like it. I'll be honest with you, I'm inside that chest."
LMAO. Fucked but funny double meaning. Only a month old and this YTP is up there with the classics.
That’s still not my tattoo set.
I'm getting a tatthree next week
I wanted to be a tattoo but, then uh something
@@Bloodletter8 so what is this
@@bigbubba7753 none of your BUSINESS
Where can I get a bottle of punch signed by Jesus of America?
AaA
It's the Mormon Punch
"Im dead"
Yes, yes you are, rest in peace you legend.
"Im dead"
You're sadly right
Aw man, all we got is normal Mark instead of his Big Buddy Mark.
This is not my tattoo set.
I was hoping for Markiplier
T A T T H R E E
So we have tattwo, tatthree, whatever happened to tatone?
That was just 'tat'
@@joanhailey8969 Ah, so Ashens has that covered then. Mystery solved!
You can only do tatthrees at OOTTOTOOOTOOTƧ
We also had tatfive!
@@joanhailey8969 Yeah, earlier today he bought a tat. He traded for a Tat-too.
"Well, they can have it back."
__
Why is that when I watch this, it makes me violently laugh. No one understands my humor...
I know the feel.
"We have no idea cause we don't know."
Boy isn't that a mood
the appearance of Zooks implies all of these YTPs happen in the same universe
6:15 "I'll take a potato chip..."
5:17 "A bottle of punch, signed by JeezUhs".
Old Man wasn't kidding when he said he's dead.
Lmao
I know... RIP
He was dead serious
@@sergiowinter5383 I'm already getting dead tired of these jokes
Lmao. He was actually dead when dathingz made the video right
Was not expecting a Prawn Srars and ICarly crossover but it’s genius
Edit: *WAIT ITS REAL??? I THOUGHT IT WAS EDITED-*
"Damn this edit is really damn clean... hey wait a minute, it couldn't be...
"And that's why we always check to see if they're loaded." Garrison giving us some important gun safety advice
Old Man saying "I'm dead" at the end fucking killed me
“Does it come with a sal-AD?” “No, but I could get you a fork”
😆😆😆
2:44 Me in a job interview
I like how this video picks up directly where the previous prawn srars left off
"We know this chest is from 1966, but we have no idea what century"
'Kay, actually that's the MooM
@BC J "It's a Rolls Royce."
**shows a Chrysler Imperial**
“Rick, where’s my tiger poster?”
“Sold it”
“You WHAT”
At a special price of 19.95, that’s a steal of a deal
“so what are your concerns”
*”aaAaAAUGHAAAa”*
Sounds like appointments with my advisor
The total nonsense of lines like "The hole was made by a basketball and that's the kind of thing collector's dream about" is why I love your stuff, DaThings.
"Corey just strolling in - So Cor-"
"Rick, YU KNOW HE'S BEN!" >:(
*Ben name tag*
"We got a few questions for BEN."
Bahahahah
“At least I didn't write my name wrong“ - Bin
This one had me in tears
WTF WHY AND WHEN WAS THERE AN ICARLY CROSSOVER
You have no business making me laugh that hard at the ZooBooks gag
4:22 me when I'm traveling abroad, and someone asks if I'm from America.
2:25 I was half expecting "Did he buy it with Diddy's money?"
"I'm 10, and I've been dealing professionally for 20 years."
I haven't laughed this hard at a YTP in a long time. Awesome joj!
I still don’t know why "It's a car. It's a Rolls-Royce." kills me
It's been 84 years... Now all the promised YTP sequels have been done.
I don't think I'll be the same again after hearing "tatthree" through "tatfive".
"Potato chip!" *Crunch*
"You just ate the potato chip"
"Well they could have it back"
*uncrunches chip*
Looallaoolato chip!
I was sincerely confused whether iCarly and Pawn Stars ever actually crossed over or if it was all just editing trickery, almost until the end.
Are you done with the bad acting?
NoOoOoOoO
That one got me
"Hi I'm Tony, and I'm the old guy. I'm old an unusual. They dragged me out of the back room and uh..." *zoom in on distorted face.* LMAO amazing. Such a great video.
Also RIP Old Man (Richard Benjamin Harrison Jr) who died in 2018 after a long battle with Parkinson's Disease.
I legit thought you edited iCarly in until I looked it up and saw there was an actual crossover. That's how good I believe you to be.
The guitar sting at the end of the "Not really" line gets me
I was in the business of chuckling, but this put me in the business of laughing a bit *too* loud.
6:48 Same, Old Man. Same.
"...
I'm dead."
Happy birthday to one of the best pooptubers out here today!
THE LOOK ON MY FACE WHEN I SEARCHED UP “PAWN SRARS” SO I COULD WATCH THE ORIGINAL AND FOUND OUT YOU MADE A SECOND ONE
I’ve been waiting for this sequel for years. The original was my first Ytp
"Hey I'm Tony and I'm the old guy" LMAO
"They dragged me outta the bafroom and uh..."
*creepy smile *
"I'm Tony and I'm old and unusual"
Tony=Firearm
Rick shoots him with the same gun that's Tony is looking at...plot twist..
Freaking died on that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I wanna pawn my wife"
"Maybe take it to a pawn shop that pawns stolen items"
Did these guys know each other in high school or something?
5:22 Oh, so this is the Steel Ball Run universe...
At the start of it, I legitimately thought the iCarly bit was just really good compositing. Truly a legendary crossover.
I love you. When I saw this in my recommended, I couldn't believe it. A sequel to one of my most favorite poops of all time? This is gonna be good. But man, I was not prepared, you really outdid yourself on this one. It's been a long time since Ive watched a YTP where I laughed hard at every single joke. This is now my new favorite poop and is some of your best work. I feel like the YTP community has been going through a huge content drought during 2020, with some of my favorite creators like cs188, Lord Jake, and Noisepuppet, not uploading in months. Needless to say, this is exactly what I needed.
Thank You, Dathings, and have a Happy Birthday too.
Agreed. This was amazing, a true sequel to a YTP classic.
4:58 This crossover actually happened!? :O
"We got a few questions for Ben."
*(Awkward silence ensues)*
I'm Harrison and this is "THE PRICE IS RICE"
The way this guy says "business" is hilarious in itself 1:00
That’s none of your business