The scene with the kid and the spoon was a lot more philosophical in this ytp that in the movie. "Try to realize the truth" "What truth?" "There is no truth."
but the question is what truth is the true truth? is the truth the one all the doctors and politicians tell you ? or is the truth the truth behind that truth?. the truth is there is no true truth because every question is a gate to a false truth
"Worry about the vase." "What vase?" CRASH "I'm sorry." "Fix it." "No." "I said fix it." "No." "FIX IT." "How about... No." "Okay, don't worry about it, as soon as you step outside that door, you're going to die." "What?" GUNSHOT "That's funny." Best part.
*Neo breaks vace* Oracle: Fix it Neo: No Oracle: I said fix it Neo: How about no Oracle: Alright then. Don't worry about it. As soon as you step outside that door you're going to die.
I've heard another version(cant remember from where...) "Don't worry about the vase" BOOM "What vase?" "Do you know what's written there? It's latin. It says "Fix my vase""
"If you're not one of us you are one of them." "What are they?" "One of us." "What are you trying to tell me?" "You're one of them." (Awkward stare) Laughed the hardest at this part
Morpheus: If you are not one of us, you're one of them Neo: What are they? Morpheus: One of us Neo: What are you trying to tell me? Morpheus: You're one of them Laughed so hard xD
Metal Man yeah that was also epic :D Also: Oracle: As soon as you step outside that door, you are to die. Neo: What? Oracle: You will start feeling better. Almost pissed myself xD
Morpheus 1: "Hit me, if you can" Morpheus 2 punches Morpheus 1 Morpheus 1 suddenly teleports to a dark place and falls to the ground Morpheus 2: "I beat you."
+The Invisible Man I had a hunch that was coming the moment he started running for the pillar and yet I burst out laughing because it was brilliantly done.
But is it actually sentence mixing if the words are already pronounced in a different scene? I thought sentence mixing was to create new words from used dialogue.
Rafael Rabello I completely choked on that one, just wish he’d kept referring to that stake as bees or something. “Make me someone important... like a bee.”
These matrix YTPs are the kind of YTPs that are such classics, that my cousin and I always rewatch all 3 once, if not twice a year. Thank you AlpacaHawk
the simplicity of the jokes here is so good. 'This is a Hit Me program... It has rules, rules like hit me.' killed me stone dead and i dont even know why
This is too funny! As someone who have watched this movie a lot of times and very familiar with the lines, the editing is just unexpected. I'm having a ball with these.
Just rewatched the Matrix, I couldn’t stop thinking of this video the second cypher said “you scared the Bejeesus outta me” and I had to rewind it because I thought he was supposed to say bees there ahaha
TheGoonies55 I was literally cry laughing replaying that scene, when my wife came to see what I was watching and went like "Seriously?". Thanks bro, I'm glad to know that I'm not alone. That stuff was EPIC!
Kid: Try And Bend The Spoon Neo: There Is No Spoon Kid: That’s Impossible. There Is A Spoon. Try And Realize The Truth Neo: What Truth? Kid: There Is No Truth Neo: There Is No Truth? Kid: That’s Impossible. Truth Is Truth Neo: What Truth? Kid: The Truth Is There Is A Spoon. Neo: **Stares Intensfully At The Spoon** Kid: It Is Impossible To Bend The Spoon *STOP WAISTING MY TIME KID* I Freakin DIED Mate
"This is a 'Hit Me' program, similar to the programmed reality of the program. It has the same basic rules, rules like 'Hit me.' What you must learn is that Morpheus rules." *Nods* "Then hit me, if you can." Gold
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"I've seen an agent punch through air"
"Whoa"
"I know Crap-Fu"
"Shush"
'' As soon as you step through that door you will die ''
+Lemon Flavoured Bleach "That's funny"
Pizza Time
Pizza Time
"I believe i can fly"
"You are not one of us, you are one of them"
"What are they?"
"One of us"
"What are you trying to tell me?"
"You are one of them"
*takes off glasses* Dear God...
+Install a Friend mindfucked
+Golden Beans (GθΓDεNβεληS) indeed sir
That's the Matrix in a nutshell.
roaste
d
Neo: I know Crapfu.
Morpheus: Shush.
Take off your shirt.
@@ChristopherGray00 fine
shoosh bitch
@@foxalpha3203 No. *Gets shot* Neo: Fine
@@foxalpha3203 take off your shirt or morpheus rules?
"I've seen an agent punch through air"
"Whoa"
Never in my life have I actually spilled my drink in laughter til I heard this.
Nivek Ogilvie I spilled my drink!
I don't generally laugh much watching YTPs anymore, but this definitely did the trick lol
same xD
"Men have emptied entire concrete walls at them and hit nothing but clips"
Take off your shirt
3:04 when he ran himself into the column had me crying
Same😂
Take off your shirt
fix it
@@RohitRoy-ww8du how about no?
I knew there'd be a comment about this part 😂
best part is Neo breaking the pillar by clumsily running into it
He had enough time to turn around to hit his back through the pillar as he was running. He truly is THE ONE!!
take off your shirt
The scene with the kid and the spoon was a lot more philosophical in this ytp that in the movie.
"Try to realize the truth"
"What truth?"
"There is no truth."
-There is no spoon.
-The truth is there is a spoon. It is impossible to bend the spoon.
Welcome to real life, Neo.
dont know why this got likes cuz it makes no fucking sense..
That's impossible, truth is truth.
but the question is what truth is the true truth? is the truth the one all the doctors and politicians tell you ? or is the truth the truth behind that truth?. the truth is there is no true truth because every question is a gate to a false truth
Cloudmaster1511 there is no truth
*plugs in Neo and he dies*
NO!
I've seen agents punch through air.
Neo : "Woah."
Men have emptied entire concrete walls at them and hit nothing but clips.
I'm not sure I've laughed at anything so hard in my life.
Tha best ytpoop ever reve
Skilled people, those agents and men...
''Morpheus is fighting Morpheus''
What does that mean?
Take off your shirt
It means hit me!
I beat you
I can doge bullets
"Worry about the vase."
"What vase?"
CRASH
"I'm sorry."
"Fix it."
"No."
"I said fix it."
"No."
"FIX IT."
"How about...
No."
"Okay, don't worry about it, as soon as you step outside that door, you're going to die."
"What?"
GUNSHOT
"That's funny."
Best part.
"do you start feeling better now?" xD
xD I prefer this oracle to the actual one!
"What does that mean?"
" *_T A K E O F F Y O U R S H I R T_* "
6:03 "whoa!"
**bees fly out of mouth**
"Neo! you scared the bees out of me!" XD
NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEES!!!!!!
Such a good buildup to the joke 😁
@@user-ez05ob0WqQ AH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
"They are guarding all the doors, they are holding all the keys, they are breathing all the air, they are holding all the concrete walls."
I'm dying.
Was expecting that to go on much longer than it did.
Well of course you're dying. They're breathing all the air!
"Men have emptied entire concrete walls at them and hit nothing but clips" xD
Pretty accurate about the government.
@@paserock4361 damn straight.
"Take off your shirt"
sam1w2e "no"
*gets shot*
"fine"
Nice quote
"What does it mean?"
A classic
phone call XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"What you must learn is that Morpheus rules." xD
@toonshroom5586*punches him to the floor*
*Neo breaks vace*
Oracle: Fix it
Neo: No
Oracle: I said fix it
Neo: How about no
Oracle: Alright then. Don't worry about it. As soon as you step outside that door you're going to die.
FIX IT
I've heard another version(cant remember from where...)
"Don't worry about the vase"
BOOM
"What vase?"
"Do you know what's written there? It's latin. It says "Fix my vase""
VFXI xD
Fucking funny
Auriel What the fuck is a vace?
"If you're not one of us you are one of them."
"What are they?"
"One of us."
"What are you trying to tell me?"
"You're one of them."
(Awkward stare)
Laughed the hardest at this part
Forestranger4567
Same! Lol
Morpheus is always saying stuff to confuse Neo in this guy's series lol.
Stop... The crap, Morpheus
Morpheus "If you are not one of us, you are one of them."
Neo: "What are they?"
Morpheus: "One of us."
Interpret that as you will.
Morpheus: If you are not one of us, you're one of them
Neo: What are they?
Morpheus: One of us
Neo: What are you trying to tell me?
Morpheus: You're one of them
Laughed so hard xD
Berk Karsi What did u think of her
Who?
The woman in the red dress?
Crap
Metal Man yeah that was also epic :D
Also:
Oracle: As soon as you step outside that door, you are to die.
Neo: What?
Oracle: You will start feeling better.
Almost pissed myself xD
Berk Karsi No!
Metal Man Why not?
men have empted entire concrete walls at them and hit nothing but clips
Minch Yoda ... for Faze Clan
I have seen an agent punch trough air
Whoa
xD i was laughing so hard at that part
Hi doc
They are guarding all the doors.
They are holding all the keys.
They are breathing all ear.
They are holding all the concrete wall...
1:54 - "..phonecall"
God damn it, I'm not going to be able to watch Bruce Lee movies the same ever again.
And thanks to AlpacaHawk's YTPs I'm not able to watch many videos the same way ever again.
I'm still dying over that part!
6:19 that extra loud cough scared the shit out of me!
**COUGH**
ikr same
*Scared the bees out of me
Win Entity anyone we haven't unplugged, is potentially a rabbit
He must have tuberculoSOS
MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING MORPHEUS
Morpheus 1: "Hit me, if you can"
Morpheus 2 punches Morpheus 1
Morpheus 1 suddenly teleports to a dark place and falls to the ground
Morpheus 2: "I beat you."
Carlos Vera "What does that mean?!?!"
James Quinonez "Take off your shirt."
Carlos Vera You are Mistaken
Wow that sounds like a really good deal...
3:05
I'll admit, that was good.
+The Invisible Man I had a hunch that was coming the moment he started running for the pillar and yet I burst out laughing because it was brilliantly done.
I was specting that too.
+The Invisible Davis I died on that moment
The Invisible Davis runs straight to the mast
Even the music was synced up to that one.
"It has rules, rules like "hit me."' So perfectly sentence mixed it sounds real XD.
"Similar to the program "Reality: the program""
And Morpheus rules. Are you ready?
What you must learn is Morpheus rules
Than hit me. If you can.
But is it actually sentence mixing if the words are already pronounced in a different scene?
I thought sentence mixing was to create new words from used dialogue.
1:53
*"Phone call..."*
I cantbreathe
I was eating while watching this. Bad idea :D
What did you think of her ?
-Of Who ?
The woman in the red dress ?
-*crap*.
0:55 "This is a "Hit me" program. It has the same basic rules, rules like "hit me"."
What you must learn is that Morpheus rules.
Then hit me. If you can.
*i believe i can fly*
Come on, hit me!
phone call
Install a Friend no
"FIx it."
"How about no?"
HAHAHAHA
"you're cuter than i thought" - "yeah"
I can't stop laughing when he flips and falls on his face, then runs into the support beam. Oh fuck.
I've never hit subscribe faster than after "you scared the bees out of me"
Rafael Rabello I completely choked on that one, just wish he’d kept referring to that stake as bees or something. “Make me someone important... like a bee.”
5:14
Neo: What does that mean?
Morpheus: That means that anyone we haven't unplugged is potentially a rabbit.
lol
0:50
06:34 The Matrix is juicy and delicious after 9 Steaks😂
He gotten fat
@ brother i made this comment 8 years ago when i was 14😂😂.
if there is a spoon,
and the truth is there is a spoon,
but there is no truth,
does that mean there is no spoon after all?
whoa!
Elias Bischoff
I came here to laugh, not have an existential crisis
Toxic Man sorry
It means you are cancer incarnate
Sezune Mizuhana There is no spoon.
I've seen an Agent punch through air.
WOAH
LegoDude2011
I've seen agents empty entire concrete walls at them, and hit nothing but clips
Toxic Man what does that mean? I don't get it please explain!
Opsraw Take off your shirt.
Graeme Williams Slams down papers on table.
Morpheus: How is he?
Computer: Clearly indicating that he’s flatlining
I want a 10 hour video of Morpheus banging his head against the wall, I'm sick of manually replaying that moment over and over :D
3:57 at that moment I thought "he's going to implement that spiderman scene..."
4:12 LOL
I fucking died when he said phone call at 1:54.
One hell of a threatening warcry xD
You know what's crazy the cypher betrayed everyone for a virtual Steak 😆wow he's is desperate for steak
wyatt brugger I would be too. Steak is life.
The Matrix is juicy and delicious
カタリナchan Exactly
Dmitry Granicin only after 9 steaks tho
5:36 - "I wont lie to you, Neo"
Lol, maybe you should have lied just a little
6:03 Woah! Neo.. You scared the bees outta me!
I was looking for someone to talk about it! XD
adrian Titera Best fucking part xD
+crazeebml100 I love this joke, it's so cute
1:54 "Phone call."
FIX IT , NO
FIX IT , NO
FIX IT , HOW ABOUT ........ NO
HAHAHAHAHHA I DIED
That's funny
+PeterDivine " u start feeling better ? "
Avenger Revenger if she didnt mention it he wouldnt turn around to drop it. so how about .....no.
4:39 The matrix is a system Neo
That system is a system
-Morpheus
"After 9 steaks, you know what I realised?"
"I am fat"
6:38
Neo: "If you die in the matrix, you die here"?
Morpheus: *"your body cannot live without your body"*
I fucking lost it at 3:04 XD
Also...
"I have seen an Agent punch through air."
"Woah."
"You know what it reminds me of?"
"A bowl of snot."
I was just waiting for that one, but the lip smacking was pretty damn funny also.
Every few months I think of "Morpheus is fighting Morpheus" and come back and watch all three of these
"If you are not one of us you are one of them."
"What are they?"
"One of us"
"What are you trying to tell me?"
"You are one of them."
*Smiles*
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
@@Kornchipzzz
"What did you say?"
"Morpheus is fighting Morpheus!"
"Fix it!"
"How about NO."
XD
These matrix YTPs are the kind of YTPs that are such classics, that my cousin and I always rewatch all 3 once, if not twice a year. Thank you AlpacaHawk
I like when its finally revealed why Morpheus is so hard on Neo: he stepped on his mouse and it died
I feel like “phone call” at 1:54 is an underrated part of this
"They are gaurding all the doors. They are holding all the keys. They are breathing all the air. They are holding all the concrete walls."
The truth is that there is no truth. There is a spoon.
in a fight, what would win. Fujitsu or crap fu?
Crap fu. Crap fu doesn't give a crap.
Neither. Morpheus would win, because he rules, in this place.
Shush
omg i forgot about this, one of the best YTPs ever made
1:50 (boing, boing, boing, boing)
*...p h o n e c a l l*
I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing.
The ''take off your shirt'' reoccurring gag killed me XD
the simplicity of the jokes here is so good. 'This is a Hit Me program... It has rules, rules like hit me.' killed me stone dead and i dont even know why
This is too funny! As someone who have watched this movie a lot of times and very familiar with the lines, the editing is just unexpected. I'm having a ball with these.
3:47
Did you literally make him applaud? Lol
Oh yeah! Just realised it
Looked convincing. Lol
*claps
be advised: using headphones not recommended
too late :(
can't you say that EARLIER
FIX IT!!!!!
The matrix ytps are some of the best over ever seen. Great content!
3:04 Neo runs at the pillar and smashes into it LOL that was pure gold
2:58 - 3:08
I can't breathe
Coitus Ergo Sum my sides hurt from laughing too much this is fucken gold srry I’m 2 yrs late
@Wojtek Ch no
@Wojtek Ch I am one of us
So does george floyd😅
Just rewatched the Matrix,
I couldn’t stop thinking of this video the second cypher said “you scared the Bejeesus outta me” and I had to rewind it because I thought he was supposed to say bees there ahaha
3:02 makes me freaking laugh my heart out.
TheGoonies55 I was literally cry laughing replaying that scene, when my wife came to see what I was watching and went like "Seriously?". Thanks bro, I'm glad to know that I'm not alone. That stuff was EPIC!
“You know….tHeMaTRix is juicy and delicious….and after nInE sTeAkS….you know what I’ve realised? I’VE gOTTeN fAT” truly the greatest quote
4:25 Neo's all like "pardon me, excuse me, sorry" and Morpheus is all like "IT'S A BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY...".
Kid: Try And Bend The Spoon
Neo: There Is No Spoon
Kid: That’s Impossible. There Is A Spoon. Try And Realize The Truth
Neo: What Truth?
Kid: There Is No Truth
Neo: There Is No Truth?
Kid: That’s Impossible. Truth Is Truth
Neo: What Truth?
Kid: The Truth Is There Is A Spoon.
Neo: **Stares Intensfully At The Spoon**
Kid: It Is Impossible To Bend The Spoon
*STOP WAISTING MY TIME KID*
I Freakin DIED Mate
"I don't want remember nothing. NUN!" LMAO XD
it's NaN
@@kirozumi Thanks for responding, which reminded me of this amazing video ❤️ XD
morpheus is such a troll lol
"What does that mean? Take off your shirt." Now that is funny.
3:05 has got to go down as the funniest thing I've ever seen in a YTP
5:41
I saw an agent punch the air.
- Morpheus
"I've seen an agent punch through air"
"Woah" 😂😂omg
"Men have emptied entire concrete walls at them and hit nothing but clips."
"This is a 'Hit Me' program, similar to the programmed reality of the program. It has the same basic rules, rules like 'Hit me.' What you must learn is that Morpheus rules."
*Nods*
"Then hit me, if you can."
Gold
After 9 steaks, you know what I realised?
*sighs*
I am fat
“You scared the bees outta me!”
*rewinds to check…yup those were bees*
3:05 i was drinking coffee and yeah it's all over my Keyboard
So rabbits are punching air and holding concrete?
Overgrowth in a shutnell.
That ending! Pure comedy gold!
I love that this is a continuation of a previous video. Don’t think I’ve ever seen that before when it comes to YTp
You should do a sequel to this: "The Matrix Upgrades to Windows 10"
boy did I ever need this.Theres so many horrible ytp's. This is such a masterpiece,i really hope it doesn't get taken down.
"WOAH 🐝NEO! You scared the bees out of me!"
"I know crap fu."
"Shush."
This is the "hit me" program.
you'r poops are some of the best I've seen in recent years, you deserve more Subs.
" After 9 StEaKs you know what I realize?"
Had me dead
I'm dying XD 3:04
same here...
I loved that part too! XD
D-Scout No!
me too xD
Damn that pole is everywhere!
AlpacaHawk you make some of the YTP's I've ever seen. Never stop!!!
"The matrix is a system, Neo."
* Neo bumps into someone *
"That system is a system."
* Bumps into another person *
* bumps into 4 more people *