Oh my god that rescue sequence was priceless. Morpheus fails the jump and dies (and then _narrates his own death_) Then Neo jumps after him _without the rope_ and falls Then Trinity crashes the chopper.
The best parts for me are when something really weird happens and it just cuts to someone silently staring like 'wtf'? Even if they themselves were doing something just as nonsensical a second ago.
The moment of that sticks out to me on that regard is when Neo whips out the duel smgs and is just firing in two directions while the guards stare in pure confusion 😅
for some reason i LOL'd so hard when neo kept throwing the pistol and it came back to his hand, then it changed to him throwing the pistol to himself. like wtf?!
5:48 i like the way morpheous sweats so hard when he sees neo with a machine gun and shoots him in a chair and neo says get up and he does and tyen he says HE IS GINNA MAKE IT then shoots him while running looool
_"Dodge this."_ *_>Dodges pointblank bullet to the head flawlessly and effortlessly._* _Have you ever laughed so long and so hard that your cheeks started hurting, and you left an actual puddle of tears on the fucking floor? That's exactly what happened to me when I saw this scene. God, this is gold-_
Tank...NOOOO GAAAAAHHH *Shoots With Lighting Rifle* *Sped Up* NOOOOO GAAAAHHHH *Shoots Again* NOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Shoots For The Third Time* OOOOOOO *Shoots Again* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN *Tank Lives And Shoots Cypher With A Lighting Rifle* Tank, NOOOOO GGAAAAAAHH *Shoots Dozer With Lighting Rifle* *Spits*
I laughed so hard I was in literal tears when Morpheus headbutted Agent Smith before he could finish speaking lmfao! And it got 10x funnier when Agent Smith headbutted the fuck outta him back with about 25 headbutts.
This and all the other Matrix videos from AlpacaHawk are the funniest stuff I've watched for years. I rarely laugh or even smile for anything nowadays but watching AlpacaHawk's videos I'm laughing like a madman. Damn it feels nice to actually laugh sometime. Thank you AlpacaHawk!
Amazing video but the ending should have gone like this. The agent: "Hear that Mr. Anderson? That's the sounds of your death." Neo: "That's a good deal, but I got a better deal"
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Love the "that sounds like a really good deal" running gag
@Edge-of-Sanity
"That sounds like a reall-"
*Gunshot*
"Fine..."
But i got a better one
wrrr
@@beyazzenci1800"How about I give you the"
Oracle: Open your mouth
Neo:OOOOAAAAWWHHGGGH
Rofl
AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Then Snap lol.
+HaveANiceDay
"Step outside that door.... and get lost. LOL"
Obviously, you are mistaken
Neo: "Morpheus did what he did because he believes he did what he did."
*Tank stares*
Trinity: "...What?"
My reaction too XD
By chance, I read your comment while that part of the video was playing.
"I'm the one, Trinity"
"No, that's not true"
Morpheus Rulez
*shoots Morpheus*
"Morpheus get up"
*Morpheus gets up and starts running*
"He's gonna make it"
*Shoots him again*
I died dude xd
It doesnt even make sense dude XD
Vrimer so maybe neo was trying to shoot Morpheus and it turns out he is going to make it so he shoots him again
@@Vrimer b r u h
So did he
Yes, im here after one year just to say that Neo sounded happy. Because hes about to shoot Morpheus lol
NEO: How about I give you the fi-
ORACLE: Step outside that door and get lost.
LOL XD
AJcaraballo95 i cant 😂😂😂
*COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH*
Slend *_COUUOOC_*
He looked so dejected after that lol
Tank: Operator.
*Rick Astley*
Tank: NO!
13 Piece Bucket lmao
Oh my god that rescue sequence was priceless.
Morpheus fails the jump and dies (and then _narrates his own death_)
Then Neo jumps after him _without the rope_ and falls
Then Trinity crashes the chopper.
Magic 6:00
He's gonna make it
*Unloads minigun into him*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
XD
did you just copy and paste your own comment?
DaDopeMasta You believe he copied and pasted his own message.
Obviously, you are mistaken.
Isawa De La Pradera You all look the same to me
*HEADBUHEADBU HEADBUTT*
And the Tank gets a call that turns out to be a Rick Roll !
Neo: YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND!
Trinity: What is he doing?
Morpheus: He's beginning to believe.
'You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round, round round' - sorry, the word 'head' isn't included. 😃
Enforged There is a spoon.
Χριστόφορος Cardonae 7:09
In the fact that the Matrix runs on windows xp
Believe in the memes!
The best parts for me are when something really weird happens and it just cuts to someone silently staring like 'wtf'? Even if they themselves were doing something just as nonsensical a second ago.
I know right the facial expressions THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS 😆.
Hahaha yes. I love it when that happens.
this is prolly the best part of the ytps
I know i love it.
The moment of that sticks out to me on that regard is when Neo whips out the duel smgs and is just firing in two directions while the guards stare in pure confusion 😅
Smith: Your empty
Neo: So are you
Smith: *pulls trigger and kills Neo*
XD XD
*Directed by the Wachowski brothers*
Programs never run out of ammunition.
Smith still had one more bullet in the chamber
9:17 Lol that cut to Morpheus' face is so unexpected but perfect.
for some reason i LOL'd so hard when neo kept throwing the pistol and it came back to his hand, then it changed to him throwing the pistol to himself. like wtf?!
1:11
@Navel Universe, I was literally at that scene when I scrolled down and read your comment!
r/PerfectTiming
He's jedi
wtf describes most YTPs
"Because I believe in something too"
"What?"
"That I can dodge bullets"
I lost it my gingerale came out of my nose
gingerale
You must be a Canadian hahaha ginger ale
8:52 them head butting each other back and forth was gold! lol
7:20 onwards where he throws the gun kills me
rammstein ftw \m/
+Allan T shadow clone jutsu
Obviously, you are mistaken.
+Allan T Fucking hell xD
Then kicks him like, "Dude stop dicking about".
That laser gun sequence is the absolute peak of YTP comedy. I fucking die every time I watch it
Ytp is a Career path XD Creativity
Nooooo
@@beyazzenci1800no oo oo oo oo oo
8:14 when you are playing Tekken or MK for the first time.
Haha so true xD
Very true, I was playing Tekken with my nephew, I'd never played it so all I did was spam the same move xD
OwO
You know what that means? In Latin that means, "Noodles Are Crap"
Neo: "Morpheus did what he did because he believed he did what he did".
*Tank stares like wtf*.
My reaction as well.
Jinigosoti Game-Clips Morpheus taught him well(what is more important than what scene).
"What?"
Jinig the trinity what was the punchline though
5:48 i like the way morpheous sweats so hard when he sees neo with a machine gun and shoots him in a chair and neo says get up and he does and tyen he says HE IS GINNA MAKE IT then shoots him while running looool
1:07 Step outside that door and GET losttt... LoL
I love that part! XD
6:00 HE'S GONNA MAKE IT!!!
*Unloads minigun into him*
AHHHHHHHHHHH
XD
The White Wolf I DIED
Hilarious xD
1:32 - I don't think I'll stop laughing at that part!
_"Dodge this."_
*_>Dodges pointblank bullet to the head flawlessly and effortlessly._*
_Have you ever laughed so long and so hard that your cheeks started hurting, and you left an actual puddle of tears on the fucking floor? That's exactly what happened to me when I saw this scene. God, this is gold-_
5:59 :D
''He's gonna make it'' (shoots)
Almost pissed myself xDDDD
6:35
Tank: "Operator"
*Rick Roll starts playing*
Tank: "No! ;^;
XDD
I believe in something.
What?
I can dodge bullets. >:-)
*gets gunned down by guards*
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
*movie ends*
Written and directed by
The Wachowski Brothers
Night Striker21 Ha! 😃
the exact moment I read your comment the scene played. what an amazing coincidence
Alucard, More Awesome Than Chuck Norris! Dude I like your name and your pic. I am a Hellsing Ultimate fan.
1:50 is my reaction to seeing this video on my subscriptions page.
Hahaha
And this is my reaction to seeing that you have the same profile picture as me.
ClonesDream *GASP* Mine too...... get outta my HEAD!
TheTullipJones But I can't because you're in my head, and I'm in your head.
ClonesDream .......I'm beginning to believe.
I wasn't a huge fan of the "spin me round" in the other one but its implementation in this one, especially with morpheus' reaction was comedy gold.
Its application on this YTP was excellent.
6:00
"He's gonna make it"
*UNLEASHES HELL FIRE*
Smith: "You're empty"
Now: "So are you"
Smith looks at his gun
BANG
Roll Credits
3:12 Trust no one, not even yourself.
You know what that means? It's Latin, it means "noodles are crap."
Obviously, you are mistaken.
Take off your shirt!
STEP OUTSIDE THAT DOOR AND GET LOST ,,,,, LOL
Neo: I'm the one.
Oracle: No.
Neo: I'm not the one.
Oracle: Sorry, kid.
Neo: **Rages and breaks antique vase**
you bring me so much joy i love you, enough said but the part where link killed himself with the lazer gun thing was a huge mindfuck :)
Trilogy, the ACTUAL character ISN'T link, but it was Tank. Link was the NEW operator, after the death of Tank- Matrix, Reloaded.
Tank...NOOOO GAAAAAHHH *Shoots With Lighting Rifle*
*Sped Up* NOOOOO GAAAAHHHH *Shoots Again*
NOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Shoots For The Third Time*
OOOOOOO *Shoots Again*
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*Tank Lives And Shoots Cypher With A Lighting Rifle*
Tank, NOOOOO GGAAAAAAHH
*Shoots Dozer With Lighting Rifle*
*Spits*
TheCyberPunkDud01 then he shoots hisself xD
Inception at its best lol
Thats dozer fyi
I laughed so hard I was in literal tears when Morpheus headbutted Agent Smith before he could finish speaking lmfao! And it got 10x funnier when Agent Smith headbutted the fuck outta him back with about 25 headbutts.
“Wow that sounds like a really great deal, but I think I got a better one” that had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
The bits where Neo screams and dies are hilarious!
I lost my shit hard when Dozer and Tank and Cipher are all shooting each other on the ship. That was very well edited!
5:36 I have been waiting so long for someone to do that joke
Cant even give this channel the hype it deserves :)
"I Can dodge Bullets"
Uh Huh, Sure.
I can't believe you missed the opportunity to have Neo and Smith throwing their weapons to each other's hand.
Lol I was expecting that too😂
Tank : Operator?
"It's time to rickroll!"
Tank : No!
1:09 Step out side that door and get lost lol lol
5:22 Best Part
*end credits*
Matrix but Trinity is slower😂
@@tano1004
1:22 is honestly what should’ve happened if the movie was realistic 💀
Neo playing catch with himself using the gun was WAY too funny to me.
What?
...that i can dodge bullets?
*A few minutes later*
FREEZE
....
*multiple gunshots*
*Neo dies*
Seal off the bridge!
I want Droidekas at here once!
TryingToPutARandomBut LongUsernameSoHeresJustOne "Written and directed by the Wachowski Brothers"
NNNOOOOOGUUUAAHH.exe has stopped working.
"You're going to kill Morpheus."
" I have to."
"Why?"
"Because I believe in something.."
"What?"
"That I can dodge bullets."
*gets shot*
that part with exploding elevator is absolutely hilarious :D
Dude, imagine him YTPing the fight scenes from the Raid movies.
2:02 I died when he shot Morpheus
He chose
Apparently so did Morpheus
My favorite YTP so far. I literally laughed so hard I cried. Favorite parts were the multiple endings--roll credits--and the Tank scenes.
The re-occurring meme of the movie ending was what had me laughing the entire time. Well done, Alpaca. Well fucking done.
Incredible. Simply incredible. I love all of your Matrix YTPs
People like you deserve so much more subscribers
1:50 SOMEONE PLEASE GIF THIS
I tried. xD
giphy.com/gifs/ECCfkYHoBdi4o
Spencer Mckenzie You are the man for thatxD
Daniel Cannata Why thank you. ^_^
Spencer Mckenzie
Bless u
Spencer Staithe thats pretty good
4:37 dude, you predicted Tenet
*LOL*
Oh my, it is good, that there are many more enjoying this type of humour. I am laughing all the time. Great job.
This and all the other Matrix videos from AlpacaHawk are the funniest stuff I've watched for years. I rarely laugh or even smile for anything nowadays but watching AlpacaHawk's videos I'm laughing like a madman. Damn it feels nice to actually laugh sometime. Thank you AlpacaHawk!
6:57 your emty. So are you. XD
That high pitch morpheus scream lmfao
"Step outside that door, and get lost. loool"
These moments are genius! I was laughing all the video! THanks you!)
man this just gave me some good laughs haha. Every time neo thought he was all that and then just dies haha. Great job.
Hahaha "wow that sounds like a really good deal" CLASSIC line
Neo might be terribly incompetent, but at least he can keep coming back to life after a short credits sequence.
7:55 The caricature of this fight is very hilarious
You're empty, so are you, click, BANG!
The way he looks at it like 'Am I? Wait no I'm not!' 😂
Wtf, this is great! How'd I not find this until now?
The way neo "dies" got me dyin 😂😂😂
2:36 when flash player crashes
Pizza time.
Pizza time
Tasty wheat time
Okai!
@@isawadelapradera6490 Tastee Wheat*
Did you even watch the film?
Ya late.... I'm not paying for those
10/10 QUALITY YTP MY DUDE
you have made me so proud....
5:36 Dodge this
*dodges it*
How did you do that?
Every credit scene is absolutely gold XD
Tank getting rick rolled LOL.
Noooo!
written and directed by
THE WACHOWSKI BROTHERS
Brandon Johnson sisters*
Brothers.
Sir Constantine sisters
@@GawainSSB sisters
Sisters
Oracle: "you're not the one"
Neo: *smashes vase*
2:38 wtf this made me laugh my ass off
Alpaca, out of all the poopers I follow, you never cease to amaze.
You will not stop me
*enemy ignites lightsaber*
You will stop me
Well... I have heard this dialog for so long it's refreshing to hear parity based on it! Have a damn cooky and go away!!
4:19 sooooo good
It's so hard to laugh because matrix is a serious movie
Obviously, you are mistaken.
xddd
Infrno. step outside that door and get lost
WRONG!
Infrno. It’s easy with Alpacahawks vids 😂
7:14 he's beginning to believe lol
Oh my gosh🤣🤣 that high pitched Morpheus scream gets me everytime😁😂
written and directed by
THE WACHOWSKI BROTHERS
Oh, man, such a missed opportunity at 4:30 when that guy yelled: "Freeze!" to insert a BSoD.
2:27 COME ON STOP TRYING TO HIT ME AND…. *grab & hit him*
Smith pulled a hulk smash onto morpheus there😂😂
1:45 this part always gets me
Man you’re so good at this, keep making these 😂
The ending should have been like
" You can't scare me with this, I know my rights. "
Amazing video but the ending should have gone like this.
The agent: "Hear that Mr. Anderson? That's the sounds of your death."
Neo: "That's a good deal, but I got a better deal"
I love it when bro dies and the credits come up, just that is so funny
Best moments:
00:30-:00:35
01:36-:01:40
03:03-03:10
7:30 :'D
9:57 The best thing is: That ketchup spraying sound is from the actual movie.