"Cadet Kirk, you somehow managed to install and activate a test, thereby changing the conditions of the subroutine in the programming code, thereby changing the test, thereby changing the subroutine, thereby changing the conditions of the subroutine test." . . . "Your point being?"
Spock: We must gather with the rest of Star Fleet to balance the terms of the next test. Kirk: There won't be a next test! Spock: MMAAAAHHH!!! (punches Kirk) Spock: Escort him out.
Things that Spock Hates -People who change Subroutines of Tests -People who call him a Pointy Eared Bastard -People who agree with him -People who disagree with him -People who sit in his chair -people who say 'punch' (he lets this out on Kirk) -people who constantly ask for things -people who get promoted in front of him -people who repeat things to him -people who hurt security guards -people who are sassy
The funny part about rewarding him for cheating on the test is that in the original timeline, Kirk did get a commendation for inventive thinking for hacking the Kobayashi Maru test.
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*Ship gets gently touched by junk*
SHIELDS AT 32%! WE CANT TAKE ANOTHER HIT LIKE THAT!
yes cause a large portion top of the ship's plating got torn off
@@hornet370 it was space debris
I gently touch you with my junk. ( ●) w( ●)
Senb helq
"The test itself is a test."
I am dying through out that beginning part.
Blader the point of the test was to experience a test.
The is a six year old damn comment
Spock punched Kirk exactly 63 times XD
This is why I read the comments section, for awesome thing like this :D seriously what was with Spock XD
it was a test to test his test that will test the test
No... it was the change to change his change that will change the change.
Yves Heinrich MOOOM!!! *Punches Kirk*
Can i get a towel?
Sulu: Course laid in
Pike: Maximum Warp. Punch it.
Spock: *Punches Kirk* 😂😂
Lol
Shut up, Mr. Sulu.
Not that "punch", Spock
Alucard, More Awesome Than Chuck Norris I
Gordon Barrie 1st, my name's now "P.R.Ime, the Platinum Ranger". 2nd, you what.
5:10-5:54 That is literally the most brutal beatdown I have ever witnessed. You can just feel Spock's anger in his blows and his cries of 'MWUUAH!!!'
"MUM!"
Kirk going, "What now, that doesn't frustrate you, does it?" right before he gets destroyed is the icing on the cake!
(Ship scrapes paint) sulu:shields are at 32% we cant take another hit like that REALLY they can't take paint being scraped
Test is a subroutine expected in every Starfleet captain.
Well, you're not wrong.
"Cadet Kirk, you somehow managed to install and activate a test, thereby changing the conditions of the subroutine in the programming code, thereby changing the test, thereby changing the subroutine, thereby changing the conditions of the subroutine test."
. . .
"Your point being?"
In academic vernacular, it is my honor to award you with this commondation
Captain cannot cheat the test
@@crazyfire9470 the test itself is a test isn’t it?
The purpose of test is to experience test in the face of certain test…
You father failed, you failed
Spock: We must gather with the rest of Star Fleet to balance the terms of the next test.
Kirk: There won't be a next test!
Spock: MMAAAAHHH!!!
(punches Kirk)
Spock: Escort him out.
"It appears you have been withholding important information from me. *punches*"
So apparently Spock really hates having information withheld from him.
Pie Pierrot me too
keeping, not withholding.
I know, it's the same thing but still.
*MUAH!*
This sums up every time there is a test in Algebra 2
+TheMinecraftJarhead (teacher asks why you are taking so long) "did you leave the parking break on?"
TheMCJarhead true XD
The ammount of Test is too damn high
Indeed
Me during finals
"Kirk, I'm promoting you to first officer"
Spock: "RAUUUGHHH!!!" *punches*
* Ship gets gently scratched by an asteroid *
SHIELDS AT 32% SIR!!!
It's like playing Faster Than Light
''Let's punch it''
[PUNCHES KIRK]
TyrStark tg
Good soldiers follow orders.
Punch Warp Drive
"What kind of training do you have?". Sulu: Lungworm fencing
"Punch it."
WHACK
haha!
You deserve a reply
@@Gabriel-rh1bi or does he?
I don't remember writing this comment, so no, I do not deserve a reply :P
Pike: I need officers trained in hand to hand combat.
Sulu: Lungworm?
I DIED
Akula Markov Come with me
Lungworm!
What kind of training do you have? Lungworm
@@davincent98 Lungworm fancing
Out of the chair *Throws Kirk out of the Chair*
The Wolf hello
Hello There
General Gabrie l
"Get him off the ship"
Things that Spock Hates
-People who change Subroutines of Tests
-People who call him a Pointy Eared Bastard
-People who agree with him
-People who disagree with him
-People who sit in his chair
-people who say 'punch' (he lets this out on Kirk)
-people who constantly ask for things
-people who get promoted in front of him
-people who repeat things to him
-people who hurt security guards
-people who are sassy
Spock is logical
With the "punch" thing, Spock just interpreted it literally and followed an order.
Don't forget
-People that show compassion 6:44
@@ZGTH Indeed
@@plasmaoctopus1728 And people who keep important information from him
"Is The Parking Brake On?"... *10 Seconds Later* "Did U Press The Stop Button?"
TheGovernor0664 no, did you?
Random Fangirl *Another happy landing!*
Conor Osborne AAAHHH *_punch_*
Happy landings are our specialty
One Punch Spock
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK KIRK IS CHOKING HIMSELF, SPOCK JUST THROAT CHOPPED HIM xD
"Out of the chair"
Is the parking break on?
+Metal Man (pembo220) no the emergency break is
[PUNCHES]Daniel Heywood
MUM
MUM!!!!
Spock likes punching people
Spock likes punching Kirk. LOL
NAH IM DEAD RIP CHANNEL ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kirk: "what kind of training do you have?"
Sulu: "Lungworm Fencing"
Instant uncontrollable laughter
THE PUNCH IT PART WAS MASTERPIECE BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG I DIED LAUGHING
nicholas hutchings THANKS FOR COMMENTING HERE! NOW I CAN REMEMBER TO WATCH THIS BEAUTIFUL VIDEO AGAIN HEUEHUEHUHE
***** Thank you again! haha
Yes it was XD
AGAIN!!
The "Cops" part had me in tears and couldn't honestly breath.
Spock likes to keeps beating up Kirk all the time.
MMMMWAAAAAAAAAAHH
Spock gets mad about everything, even about the test
Have you disengaged the external subroutine?
Generic Username is the parking break on?
“Ready for warp, sir”
“I will not allow you to lecture me about test”
5:28 Almost 5 years late to the party, the reason Kirk "chokes himself" is because Spock punched him directly in the throat.
"FIRE EVERYTHING!"
Wait, wrong video.
1:50-2:10 im dieing... im dieing, I cant breath!!
I like this ship!! Can I get a towel?
6:13
I can beam aboard the black hole device and steal back captain pike and if possible bring back nero's ship. Hmm seems like a good plan to me
Him punching Kirk made me laugh harder then Nero shouting FIRE EVERYTHING! 😅
The continuity is amazing. In the Penwings video he is still Lungworm Sulu.
SULU: Arrival in Vulcan in five seconds... four...three...two...
PIKE: Emergency evasive! -Is the parking brake on?
2:48 hi Christopher I'm Christopher😂
Can I get a towel?
"The test itself is a test, isn't it?"
Wow, Spock definitly needs a snickers.
Admiral: I award you with this medal
Spock: A captain cannot cheat death
Admiral: removes medal
MUUM *punch*
"Your father failed. You fail."
I'm dying.
Kirk I'm promoting you to first officer.
Kirk-😃
Spock-😡
FALCON PUNCH.
Kirk-😢
Spock-😃
Pike-😕
Spock-😎
Hahahahahaha lol.
2:18
*arguing about removing kirk from the bridge*
_"TRY IT!"_
*"WAAAHHHHH"*
*_PUNCH_*
AHAHAHAHAhahahaha xDDDD😂😂😂😂
Why did he choke himself I DIED
My life has forever been changed now that I've seen R2D2 in Star Trek
Anthony Evans we need the enterprise in Star Wars
Shields at 32%, we can't take another hit like that. ...dying!!!
Spock being a badass alien by punching Kirk in the face
I literally have not enjoyed a RUclips video this much in ages... THANK YOU 😅
I lost it at "Cops"
Kirk: does literally anything
Spock: angry yelling and punching
5:12 Mum!!!
Someone should add up how many times Kirk gets punched....
Greg Ackerson 63
WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE MORE VIEWS??? It's a shame :(
1:02
- I don't think you like the fact that I beat your test.
(*YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!*)
- Your father failed.
(*record scratch*)
- You fail
Still one of my favorite Alpaca Hawk Y.T.Ps!
5:28 R. Lee Ermey's ghost is there and he's yelling, "GODDAMMIT, WITH MY HAND, NUMBNUTS!"
I was expecting the guy to say "is the parking break on" when they left the ship...
"I can beam abord the black device steal back the captian pike, and possible bring back nero ship"
Spock is punching Kirk too much.
MUUUMMM!
*Punches*
"We must gather with the rest of Star Fleet, to balance the terms of the next t e s t."
“Violently angry” in the description is just a hilarious combination of words
"lungworms"
The purpose is to experience TEST.
In the face if certain TEST.
To accept that TEST.
And maintain control of one’s self and one’s TEST.
lmao
This is better than the actual movie
Out Of The Chair
*violently forces Kirk off the chair*
I love how Spock desperately tries to make kirk feel bad when he receives the medal by saying "You're Father FAILED" "YOU failed"😂😂
Your a genius dude! Keep it up
Most importantly, " Test " , LoL
You should change the name to
[ytp] Star Trek Spock is a Dick to Kirk and emotionally compromised
Lol
+Swordsmanof Satsuma MUM!! *pucnhes you*
+Prince Marth XD *kirk grunt*
***** get him off the ship
0:00 to 1:10
Finals in a nutshell
you should have called it spock beats the crap out of everything long warm towel giving simulator 2015
“Why does he choke himself?”
Hauled on way too much chronic, cousin Larry ,hurts to laugh might need more.
When he takes the medal off I died
I don’t know why but I really do love that stupid fuckin bit with Sulu forgetting the parking brake
🙋♂️lungworm
5:39 Kcops
2:41 I see no edit
The funny part about rewarding him for cheating on the test is that in the original timeline, Kirk did get a commendation for inventive thinking for hacking the Kobayashi Maru test.
I always come back to this video, it’s so funny
Next time on Star Trek...
Spock becomes emotionally constipated!
Spock literally gets triggered by any sentence
I was 100% expecting "I married your mother, because I married your mother"
My reaction to R2D2 blew my mind
You'd think the video would be called Wrath of Spock
5:57
Scotty after witnessing kirk getting his ass handed to him: "I like this ship!"
Please make many more juicy content such as this
5:27 "Why does he choke himself?" Spock's hit that put him on the console was to the neck
MAAAA! *pawnch*
The ending LOL! Muah!!!
Sarek's face LMAOOOO
Can I just say the acting for the movie was great
This is why I hate finals week in school.
i am crying :'DD
I know it's been 8 years but have we verified whether the parking break was on or not? Asking for a friend.