Youtube Poop: Nero Fires Everything

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @seanathin-c7n
    @seanathin-c7n 8 лет назад +454

    *Ship gently scrapes something*
    Sulu: Shields at 32%! We can't take another hit like that!

    • @Rhiannon_Jane
      @Rhiannon_Jane 8 лет назад +2

      Sean Harman hahaha

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat 8 лет назад +18

      That um, didn't look like "gently scraping", seeing it tore off some hull plates.

    • @soulenoid6701
      @soulenoid6701 7 лет назад +3

      ScientistCat But the damage was that severe. Maybe 95% shielding?

    • @jimmyfiddlesticks337
      @jimmyfiddlesticks337 7 лет назад +1

      sir we just got trumps version of a slap (200 nukes) shields only 99%

    • @joeytaylor1021
      @joeytaylor1021 6 лет назад +3

      Sean Harman should’ve used 6 percent from Star Trek Into Darkness or 2 percent instead of 32

  • @dhwwiiexpert
    @dhwwiiexpert 8 лет назад +322

    Another happy landing.

  • @parkerthomas3803
    @parkerthomas3803 8 лет назад +169

    Spock: I too agree. You should rethink your think.

  • @SoundwavesBetch
    @SoundwavesBetch 10 лет назад +408

    "you are a pilot right?"
    "very much so sir"
    ~crashes the enterprise~

  • @JamesJohnson-nm5pu
    @JamesJohnson-nm5pu 8 лет назад +378

    "I'm a bathroom doctor" "Wife took the whole damn bathroom in the divorce"

  • @SylentVoidkeeper
    @SylentVoidkeeper 8 лет назад +361

    "Sir, there's another federation ship!"
    "......FIRE EVERYTHING"
    *Fires everything*
    "Wait! Magnifuf!"
    *Zooms in, sees the Enterprise*
    "FIRE EVERYTHING!"
    *Fires everything, again*
    "Wait!"
    ".......FIRE EVERYTHING!"

    • @philippaul6039
      @philippaul6039 6 лет назад +21

      I love the quick transition from the first time when he says WAIT! Then it shows his face looking all surprised and then he immediately says FIRE EVERYTHING! lol

    • @technolance2164
      @technolance2164 3 года назад +10

      Nero but he has short term memory loss

    • @figure830
      @figure830 2 года назад +7

      WOAH

  • @RIMovieCorner
    @RIMovieCorner 8 лет назад +188

    Kirk: "Sulu let's go home!"
    Sulu: "Yes sir!" (*proceeds to send Enterprise through wormhole*)

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 6 лет назад +3

      I think that was a black hole (a gravitational singularity).

    • @mateuszmarciniak2828
      @mateuszmarciniak2828 6 лет назад +7

      "You're a pilot, right?"

    • @connorlane2020
      @connorlane2020 6 лет назад +8

      Mateusz Marciniak “Ah, no sir”

  • @ericremotesteam
    @ericremotesteam 2 года назад +48

    "The purpose [of chess] is to experience failure"
    Damn, I can relate hard to that.

    • @H0rseg1rll
      @H0rseg1rll 2 года назад +1

      I’m sure Marvin can relate to that too
      (Falsettos)

  • @TheWunWhiteWolf
    @TheWunWhiteWolf 8 лет назад +202

    Pike: Lets punch it
    *Spock punches Kirk*

  • @OddRobb
    @OddRobb 9 лет назад +208

    Space is disease and danger, disease, darkness, danger, silence, darkness, danger, disease...

    • @4T3hM4kr0n
      @4T3hM4kr0n 8 лет назад +32

      +OddRobb but starfleet operates in space...

    • @littlespoonsebastian
      @littlespoonsebastian 4 года назад +9

      I don't need a doctor I am a bathroom doctor

    • @GruesomeUntitledYale
      @GruesomeUntitledYale 4 года назад +8

      @@4T3hM4kr0n What?!

    • @joe_mcrobert
      @joe_mcrobert 3 года назад

      *dont forget danger*

    • @1-upking119
      @1-upking119 3 года назад +2

      @@GruesomeUntitledYale Got nowhere else to go, my ex-wife took the whole bathroom in the divorce.

  • @bradleyfjr5391
    @bradleyfjr5391 8 лет назад +232

    "lets punch it." crashes into city. "you are a pilot, right?" "no sir."

  • @stephlass5253
    @stephlass5253 8 лет назад +215

    03:38
    That's me trying to act cool in videogames
    *Does perfect flip over enemy*
    *But falls into pit in the process*

  • @claraf.6833
    @claraf.6833 7 лет назад +171

    "We must party with Starfleet!"
    "NEVER!"
    *Spock punches Kirk*

    • @stephaniehoyland4901
      @stephaniehoyland4901 5 лет назад +10

      no one get in the way of Spck and his parties

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 4 года назад +1

      It was such a great scene that it later reappeared in Titanium Man Likes Cheeseburgers.
      ruclips.net/video/ItKGM2cWWSY/видео.html

    • @Calios
      @Calios 2 года назад +7

      **Party, Party, Party....**

    • @fakereal127
      @fakereal127 2 года назад +3

      @@Calios *SPOCK*

    • @H0rseg1rll
      @H0rseg1rll 2 года назад +3

      Wooooooooo Party!!!

  • @Cybermat47
    @Cybermat47 8 лет назад +120

    "Also, my mother was Human."
    "*You never loved her!*"
    "*RAAAAAAAAARGH!*"

  • @NightFuryFan150
    @NightFuryFan150 7 лет назад +44

    "I agree, you should rethink your think."

    • @shawnfields266
      @shawnfields266 6 лет назад +2

      NightFuryFan150 The only time i rethink my think is when i fire everything.

  • @1whoDoesSimply
    @1whoDoesSimply 9 лет назад +193

    "Magnifuf!"
    *sees something*
    "FIRE EVERYTHING!"

    • @f0rm0r
      @f0rm0r 7 лет назад +6

      enerjoj.

    • @SlendHQ
      @SlendHQ 7 лет назад +21

      "Wait!"
      *Everyone looks*
      "FIRE EVERYTHING!"

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 7 лет назад +4

      Woah!

  • @cluckendip
    @cluckendip 7 лет назад +64

    2:35
    "I too agree, you should rethink your think"
    Shit that's some wise words

    • @shawnfields266
      @shawnfields266 6 лет назад +4

      Dayvo Sure, but let me fire everything first.

  • @Matth3w0001
    @Matth3w0001 8 лет назад +149

    "fear of dying in something that dies" XD

    • @profblack
      @profblack 8 лет назад +32

      I may DIE on you xD

    • @nicholasmendoza3550
      @nicholasmendoza3550 6 лет назад +4

      Matth3w0001 “I don’t need a doctor, dammit, I’m a bathroom doctor!”

  • @Karou812
    @Karou812 8 лет назад +115

    He fires absolutely everything, even the spit cannons

  • @paddyestrella
    @paddyestrella 10 лет назад +152

    I would rather you FIRE EVERYTHING!!! lol

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 9 лет назад +19

      +HGI1967ify Kirk: You got it. Ready the photon torpedos, I want you to fire everything-

  • @freshproduce4048
    @freshproduce4048 7 лет назад +38

    You are captain.
    Prank. Spock, you are not the captain.

  • @christianmccaffrey7291
    @christianmccaffrey7291 8 лет назад +182

    " we must gather with the star fleet and party " lmfao

  • @MigGames7274
    @MigGames7274 8 лет назад +77

    At 2:50,prepare EVERYTHING!

  • @benfontenot5620
    @benfontenot5620 10 лет назад +80

    I've never been to target before! Classic

  • @completelypointlesstv
    @completelypointlesstv 5 лет назад +23

    Underrated joke of the video was Nero hailing the Enterprise just to say hello

  • @GamertagO1
    @GamertagO1 10 лет назад +147

    AlpacaHawk, you're my favorite YTPer right now, please keep em comin.
    "This is your 35th attempt to elicit an ahhhhhh from me" 0:23

  • @Shmagalag
    @Shmagalag 8 лет назад +45

    Inwisible.
    Wulcan.

  • @Amcor09
    @Amcor09 7 лет назад +14

    "I should be putting you inside the cargo bay, there shouldn't be cargo in sight."

  • @SamuraiPie8111
    @SamuraiPie8111 8 лет назад +38

    "The hull? Magnifuff"

  • @joeyphoenix8793
    @joeyphoenix8793 9 лет назад +26

    behind one of saturns moons, say... SATURN

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 9 лет назад

      +Emily Phoenix I didn't even catch that until you pointed it out HAHAHA

  • @NumaanTahir
    @NumaanTahir 8 лет назад +38

    After watching this ytp I really want to watch this movie

  • @mafiaraccoon7934
    @mafiaraccoon7934 9 лет назад +35

    Wait! The hull. Magnifaf!

  • @red.falcon9717
    @red.falcon9717 7 лет назад +19

    No alpaca-hawk video is complete without Peter Parker falling on a car.

    • @shawnfields266
      @shawnfields266 6 лет назад

      Red.Falcon97 Damn right. Now, fire everything.

  • @stasis.9177
    @stasis.9177 7 лет назад +39

    "Punch it."
    *Crushing immediately*

  • @PurpleHeartttt3
    @PurpleHeartttt3 8 лет назад +35

    *Sees Spider*
    "FIRE EVERYTHING!" 😂😂

  • @profblack
    @profblack 8 лет назад +36

    Romulans and Vulcans share a computer.

  • @soulenoid6701
    @soulenoid6701 7 лет назад +28

    "the enemy ship is losing shit!"
    best part

    • @Ueberdoziz
      @Ueberdoziz 2 года назад +4

      i always thought it's "the enemy ship is losing ship" xD

  • @yuithekitsune
    @yuithekitsune 8 лет назад +25

    I'm pretty sure 90% of humans have necrophobia

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 8 лет назад +67

    youre neither vulcan nor vulcan and have no place in this vulcan
    #vulcan

  • @Szibenwaro
    @Szibenwaro 8 лет назад +42

    Lecture me about emotion!

  • @LegacyofRei
    @LegacyofRei 5 лет назад +12

    He must've been out there FIRING EVERYTHING at those other ships too😂😂😂

  • @ScientistCat
    @ScientistCat 8 лет назад +10

    "He went to warp," the crewman says fifteen centuries after his captain sees the Jellyfish go to warp.

  • @ComradeThomas
    @ComradeThomas 9 лет назад +166

    Did you press the stop button?

  • @olliej.2776
    @olliej.2776 7 лет назад +22

    7:27 Im sobbing

  • @MrOnomatopoiea
    @MrOnomatopoiea 6 лет назад +11

    Nero sure likes to FIRE EVERYTHING!

    • @shawnfields266
      @shawnfields266 6 лет назад

      MrOmegaBeams Don't forget to fire everything. That's very vital.

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 9 лет назад +68

    At 1:44, I thought AlpacaHawk should have used the 'another happy landing' gag from the YTP called Obi Wan Senses The Stop Button. He didn't use it, but it turns out he used the gag anyways later on! Well done! I tip my hat to you, good sir!
    Also, the sad music and pause on Sulu's face reminds me of the School of Rock YTP called Dewey Gets Fired. I wonder if it is inspired by it!

    • @spoonspy3369
      @spoonspy3369 9 лет назад

      +barbaro267 credits?

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault 9 лет назад +1

      +barbaro267 Could have used a a Gandalf one at :45

    • @4T3hM4kr0n
      @4T3hM4kr0n 8 лет назад +1

      +barbaro267 another obi wan senses the stop button person!

    • @admiralackbar2362
      @admiralackbar2362 6 лет назад

      When the Romulan jumps down onto the Ledge with Kirk I was hoping he would use the Obi WOng Ravioli 'hello there' gag

  • @Ackelope
    @Ackelope 8 лет назад +10

    "You're not supposed to be"
    FeelsBadMan

  • @UniqueornBacon
    @UniqueornBacon 2 года назад +6

    Bones looking at Chekhov like “Wtf?” Over his pronunciations gets me.

  • @ThrashMetallix
    @ThrashMetallix 5 лет назад +9

    "Your ship is compromised. You're too close to the singularity to survive without assistance which we are willing to provide."
    "I would rather you *FIRE EVERYTHING!!!"*
    " You got it. Arm phasers, fire everything."
    _(Nero Fire Everything O-face)_

  • @theflickchick9850
    @theflickchick9850 4 года назад +8

    “You are captain. Prank, Spock. You are not the captain.” IM DEAD

  • @briang.2218
    @briang.2218 6 лет назад +5

    LOL Why's scotty so excited about never having been to Target before? XD

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 4 года назад +6

    "I would rather you FIRE EVERYTHING"
    "You got it. Arm phasers. Fire everything.

  • @jwc6621
    @jwc6621 6 лет назад +10

    "If we drop out of warp behind one of Saturn's moons.....sayy....saturn...."
    I'm dying XD

    • @ZGTH
      @ZGTH 2 года назад +2

      Saturn first moon call saturn second call saturn third call saturn....

    • @kratosgow09
      @kratosgow09 Год назад +1

      "Ze magnetic distortions from ze planet's rings, would make us inwisible." Also "Wulken"🤣😂

  • @AwesomeRepix
    @AwesomeRepix 8 лет назад +68

    Magnifuf!

  • @tehbrainh37
    @tehbrainh37 7 лет назад +6

    7:36 missed opportunity to shout something "sparta"-related :D

  • @philippaul6039
    @philippaul6039 5 лет назад +13

    8:25 funniest part in my opinion XD

  • @Lexicon345
    @Lexicon345 9 лет назад +25

    I laughed far too hard at this. Very very good.

  • @ChaoticBumVA
    @ChaoticBumVA 4 года назад +5

    1:35 the greatest helmsman in Starfleet, Mr. Sulu.

  • @Aquitanic
    @Aquitanic 3 года назад +7

    6:37 I don't know why, but LUL has me *dead*

  • @nicholasmendoza3550
    @nicholasmendoza3550 6 лет назад +4

    5:32 “What is it with you, Kcops? Your mother destroyed your planet, and you’re not even upset.”

  • @seanathin-c7n
    @seanathin-c7n 9 лет назад +20

    Another happy landing

    • @4T3hM4kr0n
      @4T3hM4kr0n 8 лет назад

      +Sean Harman reminds me of the marklar ytp of star wars episode 3. obi wan senses the stop button.

    • @dhwwiiexpert
      @dhwwiiexpert 8 лет назад

      4T3hM4kr0n! Did you press the stop button?

    • @4T3hM4kr0n
      @4T3hM4kr0n 8 лет назад +1

      Dylan Higgins
      no did you? no...well theres gotta be another way out of here (jumps through the emergency hatch on the elevator then lands back down. "oh its you"

  • @pipjersey8303
    @pipjersey8303 8 лет назад +16

    are a team is gone sir!

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 5 лет назад +5

    Vulcan's show no emotion and harbor no grudges.
    JJ Abrams: Have the Vulcan kids beat the sh*t out of each other.

  • @jeezed2950
    @jeezed2950 6 лет назад +6

    Spock: That is not it.
    Sulu: Why not?
    Spock:... Shut up Mr Sulu.
    XD

  • @polaskatyu9368
    @polaskatyu9368 5 лет назад +5

    Spock: Kirk you failed.
    kirk: your point is?

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 5 лет назад +1

      Polaska Tyu You failed, that's your point. Also, FIRE EVERYTHING!!!!!

    • @polaskatyu9368
      @polaskatyu9368 5 лет назад +1

      Gina Molina Oh No

    • @ZGTH
      @ZGTH 2 года назад +1

      Your point is bathroom doctor

  • @technolance2164
    @technolance2164 3 года назад +6

    4:15 that face

  • @SuperCompany007
    @SuperCompany007 7 лет назад +12

    This is your 35th attempt to ellicit an *AAAAAAAH* from me

  • @carcrashheart
    @carcrashheart 3 года назад +8

    "You are the captain."
    No reaction
    "Prank, Spock! You are NOT the captain!"
    Still nothing

    • @H0rseg1rll
      @H0rseg1rll 2 года назад +2

      Yeaah We Vulcans don’t really react to those pranks

  • @xboxisgay23
    @xboxisgay23 9 лет назад +16

    wait! MAGINIFAAAAAF!!!

  • @wgdetective7034
    @wgdetective7034 7 лет назад +4

    7:27 Spock crashes, plan fails
    Bum bum Bum bum ba dum dum dum WHAT IS LOVE

  • @NaZaRK3
    @NaZaRK3 10 лет назад +11

    That reference to Star Wars YTP, lol

  • @curseofgladstone4981
    @curseofgladstone4981 8 лет назад +28

    1:40 damn i laughed so hard

  • @ladybug0126
    @ladybug0126 8 лет назад +3

    Star fleet operates in space.
    Bones-WHAT 😮.
    LOL.

  • @meta.5studios
    @meta.5studios 9 лет назад +20

    3:39 - HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH

  • @tomunknown5082
    @tomunknown5082 3 года назад +3

    Prepare everything!

  • @justsmell3
    @justsmell3 10 лет назад +10

    Keep making videos these are hilarious. Especially Peter Parker fails at life

  • @samuelmurrill7438
    @samuelmurrill7438 8 лет назад +14

    0:37 AlphaHawk would be great at Cinema Sins

  • @NightStrider343
    @NightStrider343 3 года назад +6

    *FIA AVRATHANG!!!!!!!!!!!!*

  • @fromhourperspective7597
    @fromhourperspective7597 8 лет назад +4

    "I've never been to target before lol"

  • @clarkb1900
    @clarkb1900 3 года назад +4

    8:45
    This is a personal favorite, for some reason 😆

  • @cardellbarkhorn
    @cardellbarkhorn 5 лет назад +6

    3:04 is where the best part of this YTP starts

  • @papyrus8205
    @papyrus8205 7 лет назад +4

    Prepare EVERYTHING!

  • @4T3hM4kr0n
    @4T3hM4kr0n 8 лет назад +2

    "FIRE EVERYTHING!" works well if you are playing air combat in warthunder.

  • @MigGames7274
    @MigGames7274 8 лет назад +3

    why does the man call kirk CUPCAKE!

  • @slowburnVv
    @slowburnVv 7 лет назад +3

    prepare EVERYTHING!

  • @JackBob.
    @JackBob. 7 лет назад +3

    "If we drop out of warp behind one of Saturn's moons, say,......SATURN"

  • @chrisl8277
    @chrisl8277 5 лет назад +3

    *it didn't work*. "wHaT iS lOvE!...bABy, dOnT hUrT mE.!"

  • @Delta-lg7hh
    @Delta-lg7hh 5 лет назад +2

    "prepare EVERYTHING"

  • @A-CC-Thax
    @A-CC-Thax 7 лет назад +6

    7:25 I can't breathe..

  • @djkonto1743
    @djkonto1743 7 лет назад +11

    2:14 Nero on omegle

  • @Gist432
    @Gist432 8 лет назад +2

    Spock wants to party all the time
    Party all the time
    party all the time.

  • @damirstyles3842
    @damirstyles3842 8 лет назад +3

    I would rather you FIRE EVERYTHING!

  • @juliusuzutunda
    @juliusuzutunda 4 года назад +2

    The ending: "Swivel, lets go home" 😙😙

  • @hotphily34
    @hotphily34 6 лет назад +2

    You feel nothing you feel nothing you feel you feel you feel nothing

  • @ZGTH
    @ZGTH 2 года назад +2

    Turn on the subtitle, it even more funnier

  • @giveitapearl3113
    @giveitapearl3113 8 лет назад +4

    3:19 Spock is me watching this ytp

  • @TheDude50447
    @TheDude50447 8 лет назад +6

    the "magnifuf" got me by surprise :D still laughing

  • @Oshawatt
    @Oshawatt 5 лет назад +2

    So like sure they make fun of spock for having a bit of emotion and yet you can tell shock and fear, humor, and anger from those other vulcans

  • @carcrashheart
    @carcrashheart 3 года назад +4

    WE MUST PARTY WITH STARFLEET.
    I'm in

    • @Calios
      @Calios 2 года назад

      NEVER!

  • @predamanger
    @predamanger 4 года назад +1

    Poor Sulu always getting bullied