Youtube Poop: Peter Parker Fails At Life Part 4

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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
  • Just when Peter finally thought he had his life under control, he realises he is still a failure. Harry seeks revenge for his stolen nobel prize, but accidentally blows himself up and suffers memory loss. Worse still, Aunt May gives him bad advice, his job is stolen from him by Edward "Chunky" Jnr, and a new villain comes to town.
    The next part in the saga is finally here, dedicated to my 200+ subscribers (it's 400 at the time of this upload, wow). I worked hard to make this for you so thank you for watching and commenting on my videos. Feel free to continue doing so, and stay tuned for more, as Peter's life is far from over...
    Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.

Комментарии • 973

  • @jownr2523
    @jownr2523 8 лет назад +821

    "I killed your father. he was trying to kill himself!"

    • @mikailn3892
      @mikailn3892 8 лет назад +5

      gg

    • @RCW3366
      @RCW3366 8 лет назад +28

      do something special for mary jayne knock her out lol

    • @scratlad3508
      @scratlad3508 8 лет назад +16

      You stole my Noble prize

    • @bryanjamesbecneliii3157
      @bryanjamesbecneliii3157 8 лет назад

      +Dick Hancock what video? I've been looking for that one. I can't find it.

    • @justarug2589
      @justarug2589 8 лет назад

      we all saw the FUCKING scene... -.-

  • @DiomedesIsHit
    @DiomedesIsHit 9 лет назад +843

    Poor Jameson. Nobody respects his authority. He fires people constantly and they just shrug and go back to work as if nothing happened.

  • @JackGriffin745
    @JackGriffin745 9 лет назад +785

    Mary Jane: You are such a nerd. :)
    Peter: AAGGH! *Slaps Mary Jane*
    I lost it. XD

  • @Captainsting
    @Captainsting 8 лет назад +272

    "I've come a long way from a boy bitten by uncle ben!"

    • @bushynuts
      @bushynuts 8 лет назад +4

      I still get to school top of my class!

    • @OlTol21
      @OlTol21 8 лет назад

      Not that one

    • @TM-sb8tr
      @TM-sb8tr 7 лет назад +13

      Taran Singh "My father, he died right?" "Yeah, great!'' "You gonna cry?"

    • @mosisusasu9205
      @mosisusasu9205 7 лет назад +22

      And then, he didn't let me buy a car to impress Mary Jane, so I shot him.

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 7 лет назад +1

      Taran Singh I'm failing you.

  • @KoRnFoReVeR23
    @KoRnFoReVeR23 8 лет назад +609

    "knock out Mary Jane" lmfao....

  • @joshp3374
    @joshp3374 8 лет назад +413

    "They love me" gets shot at

  • @POTTERANDMATRIXFAN
    @POTTERANDMATRIXFAN 10 лет назад +695

    "It's me, Peter Parker, your friendly..." *screams, hits wall and falls down*.
    That's how the movie should have started :(.

  • @KeithOlleng
    @KeithOlleng 10 лет назад +356

    "Hit my head."
    "Yeah, great."
    "My father died, right?"
    "Yeah, great."
    *stare*
    "Gonna cry?"
    Made my year.

  • @kalv250
    @kalv250 9 лет назад +275

    5:42
    Jameson: who are you?
    Edward: Edward Chunky Junior
    Other Guy: you hired him last week
    Jameson: I did?
    Jameson: Pack your things, get out of my building, YOU'RE FIRED!

  • @MrGraveSlice
    @MrGraveSlice 9 лет назад +759

    Harry-"My Father, he died right"
    Peter-"Yeah, great."
    Harry-.....
    Peter-"Gonna cry?"
    Had to pause the video to contain myself for about 3 minutes.

    • @onyx6547
      @onyx6547 8 лет назад +5

      when i saw that i was weak XD

    • @wrench6016
      @wrench6016 7 лет назад +26

      MrGraveSlice you have lovely friends

    • @ravadawn
      @ravadawn 7 лет назад +34

      can you just get some food?

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 7 лет назад +23

      MrGraveSlice I'm gonna kick your little ass!

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 7 лет назад +1

      RebeccaRavage Right away, ma'am.

  • @DoctorObviously
    @DoctorObviously 8 лет назад +216

    J Jonah Jameson fires 865 people a day.

  • @kallestahling
    @kallestahling 9 лет назад +340

    Bernard, do i have any girlfriends? Not that i know of. Can you just get some girlfriends? Right away sir.

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN 3 года назад +1

      warm up? yes please...

  • @rebeccamitten7704
    @rebeccamitten7704 8 лет назад +146

    "I'm here today because I fell two stories and had coffee."

    • @OlTol21
      @OlTol21 8 лет назад +12

      Yeah, great!

    • @safilms7621
      @safilms7621 7 лет назад +11

      +Pizza Time its pizza time

  • @theprepkiller13
    @theprepkiller13 10 лет назад +193

    I think JJ fired his whole staff in a matter of about 2 minutes

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN 3 года назад +1

      that IS what heJJj would do

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 2 года назад +4

      In fact, AlpacaHawk's last YTP is titled '[YTP] Jameson Fires Everyone'.

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 2 года назад +5

      @@SB992REBORN If J.J. didn't fire at least one person per day, then he didn't do his job properly.

  • @joshuamendonca976
    @joshuamendonca976 8 лет назад +271

    Harry:My father he died right? Peter:Yeah great!! lol

    • @wrathfulsausage4884
      @wrathfulsausage4884 8 лет назад +31

      the "gonna cry?" is what got me

    • @h.ar.2937
      @h.ar.2937 7 лет назад +11

      And then after that when the nurse walks in "You have lovely friends"
      Harry is like: "could you just get some food!"

    • @williehaller5840
      @williehaller5840 Год назад

      Someone said that about their mom that she died I said congratulations 🎉🎉🎉 lul

    • @williamrheaume9022
      @williamrheaume9022 2 месяца назад

      Lol get a life ​@williehaller5840

  • @gingamaster134
    @gingamaster134 10 лет назад +93

    "Will you just get some girlfriends?!"
    "Right away, sir! :D"

  • @zeusthepuggle7882
    @zeusthepuggle7882 8 лет назад +193

    Peter: Harry? Harry?! HARRY!!
    Harry: You stole my Nobel prize.
    *proceeds into car*
    Peter: I'm your friend Harry.
    Harry: *steps back out of car and slaps Peter*
    I DIED XD

    • @TheJManRises
      @TheJManRises 8 лет назад +1

      same

    • @shadowalker5467
      @shadowalker5467 5 лет назад +1

      Harry: you stole my nobel prize
      Peter: so you gonna cry
      Harry slaps Peter

  • @Pavol2121
    @Pavol2121 9 лет назад +138

    Harry
    HARY
    HARRRRRRRY
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • @jamierodgers1467
    @jamierodgers1467 9 лет назад +160

    Nurse: You have lovely friends.
    Harry: Will you just get some food?
    😂😂

    • @Changeling9000
      @Changeling9000 8 лет назад +46

      "Hey Bernard, do I have any girlfriends?"
      "Not that I know of..."
      "Will you just get some girlfriends?"
      "Right away sir."

    • @joda6620
      @joda6620 8 лет назад

      +Crazy Horse 9000 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @conniejones9784
    @conniejones9784 10 лет назад +125

    I lost it when JJ said "STICK MAN WITH HIS DOOZY IN A COOKIE JAR. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR COOKIE MONSTER?!?!"

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 10 лет назад +30

      "Whoever brings me that photo gets Chinese Food! Go go go!"
      "I'm on it boss."
      "Shut up. Get out."

    • @JesusIsLord105
      @JesusIsLord105 10 лет назад +8

      dnmstarsi YOU'RE FIRED!!!

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 10 лет назад +1

      +MaskofMystery
      "Get out of my building."

    • @JesusIsLord105
      @JesusIsLord105 10 лет назад +1

      dnmstarsi Shut up. Get out.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 10 лет назад

      +MaskofMystery
      "Get on with it, you moron!"

  • @KittenStormHD
    @KittenStormHD 10 лет назад +126

    Harry: I banged my head.
    Peter: Yeah, Great!
    Harry: My father... He died right?...
    Peter: Yeah, Great!

  • @LEsconz
    @LEsconz 9 лет назад +181

    BZZZ... not that one. BZZZZ... not that one. BZZZZ... get out of my building.
    i laughed so hard holy shit x)

    • @nightsky4897
      @nightsky4897 9 лет назад +4

      thats my favorite part 4:38

    • @majking22
      @majking22 8 лет назад

      Such a good part

    • @Avenger460
      @Avenger460 8 лет назад

      +Nobody my jaw hurts of laughter about that part

    • @Karlebow571
      @Karlebow571 7 лет назад +1

      Nissartsoft I laugh so hard

  • @MrDuzaman
    @MrDuzaman 10 лет назад +46

    "They love me!" "OPEN FIRE"

  • @brenanmccrthy301
    @brenanmccrthy301 9 лет назад +180

    Harry: I know that face.
    Nurse: Yoyhave lovely freinds
    Harry: Just get some food. (Looks away disgusted)
    XD great

  • @madness0169
    @madness0169 7 лет назад +52

    Harry:
    *prepares to hit peter, bangs head*
    Im still here peter!!!
    *bangs head again*
    Im still here peter!!!
    *blows himself up with a grenade*
    ...in the garbage...

    • @abidijel6282
      @abidijel6282 7 лет назад

      Aaron Sametz Best Part

    • @andrey9243
      @andrey9243 7 лет назад

      Double Aaron Harry Osborn fails at life more like 😂😂😂

  • @adrian7741
    @adrian7741 8 лет назад +52

    I came a long way from the boy who was bitten by Uncle Ben

  • @jfz468
    @jfz468 8 лет назад +60

    "I don't want to hurt you" (punches him anyway) XD

    • @scratlad3508
      @scratlad3508 7 лет назад

      Remember Ben Parker?

    • @safilms7621
      @safilms7621 7 лет назад

      +Arkham Knight what is it to you ANYWAY ??!

    • @scratlad3508
      @scratlad3508 7 лет назад +3

      ThegreatestJJ 9997 I don't really know

    • @user-gy2bn4mn6w
      @user-gy2bn4mn6w 6 лет назад

      sandman:i dont wanna hurt u 😐
      sandman:*punch him outta truck*
      spidey:u lied to me!!!!!!!*rolling on the street*

    • @williehaller5840
      @williehaller5840 Год назад

      That's Spidermans through and through; liars.

  • @PowerHousePersia
    @PowerHousePersia 7 лет назад +20

    3:37 the way he does CPR gets me every time it doesn't get old 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Matihood1
    @Matihood1 2 года назад +4

    "Hey, Bernard, do I have any girlfriends?"
    "Not that I know of-"
    "Will you just get some girlfriends?"
    "Right away, sir."

  • @tompopolo8801
    @tompopolo8801 10 лет назад +40

    LOL. Harry - My father he died right? Peter - Yeah great, wanna cry?
    I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @coreycraig1946
    @coreycraig1946 9 лет назад +20

    "I've come a long way from being the boy who was bit by Uncle Ben." XD

  • @weak1ings
    @weak1ings 7 лет назад +10

    5:54
    "Wait, how'd you get that, how did you get up that high?"
    "I fell off a flagpole."
    I started laughing, and Mr. Jameson started too!
    We laughed together at Pizza Parker!

  • @MarvelKing-ie2tu
    @MarvelKing-ie2tu 7 лет назад +48

    Harry:"Do I have any girlfriends?"
    Butler: "Not that I'm aware of..."
    Harry: "Can you just get some girlfriends?"
    Butler: "Right away, sir"
    Me: LOL!!!

    • @sirajz6952
      @sirajz6952 4 года назад +4

      Imagine that was real

  • @colddougl7595
    @colddougl7595 7 лет назад +57

    "Bump me in the head I'm as free as a bird." "Will you bump me on the head?" Smashes Mary jane into a wall - "Bop" 😂😂😂

    • @thebarryshow15
      @thebarryshow15 2 года назад

      0:08 spider man 3 logo for Peter Parker Fails at Life

  • @CodyRPK
    @CodyRPK 7 лет назад +5

    5:49
    You're FIRED! Wait a minute I've been here a long time. Peter's been with us for years! Oh right, you're unfired.

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 9 лет назад +34

    Peter: They love me.
    Cops: Fire.
    Peter: NOOOOOOOOOO!
    Very funny, and great editing.

  • @NGScoob
    @NGScoob 10 лет назад +63

    whoever brings me that photo gets Chinese food What are you waiting for cookie monster?

  • @Magnitude2003
    @Magnitude2003 Год назад +6

    I’ve seen this ytp series so many times and it still makes me laugh😂
    Jameson: “Parker, you’re late. You’re fired!”
    Peter: “Wait a minute, I’ve been here a long time…”
    Robbie: “Peter’s been with us for years!”
    Jameson: “oh, right. You’re unfired.”
    So good😂😂😂

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live 10 месяцев назад

      thing is, that’s not even the ytp part - no joke, that’s in the original movie

  • @KinGStreaK
    @KinGStreaK 2 года назад +5

    3:25 in the garbage gets me everytime

  • @GVP25
    @GVP25 10 лет назад +15

    Best Part is 3:49 "my dad died right" "Yeah great" "you gonna cry?"

  • @doggy8385
    @doggy8385 6 лет назад +11

    "Do I have any girlfriends?"
    "Not that I know of sir"
    - reference to earlier movies -
    "Can I just get some *girlfriends* ?"
    "Right away, sir."

  • @Crybaby0ttant0tt0
    @Crybaby0ttant0tt0 9 лет назад +27

    Parker you're late, YOU'RE FIRED
    Wait a minute I've been here a long time
    Peter has been with us for years!
    Oh right, you're unfired

  • @vlonvx
    @vlonvx 2 года назад +23

    3:20 had me laughing so hard😭😭😭

  • @BOG0690
    @BOG0690 3 года назад +6

    Peter: *Throws basketball*
    Harry: "Hit my head. YEEA YEAA YEAA"
    🤣👍

  • @maryjane2558
    @maryjane2558 9 лет назад +29

    not on your budget pal LOL had me laughing more than i should have

  • @andrewholmes3116
    @andrewholmes3116 5 лет назад +5

    The "not that one" Elizabeth Banks scene had me dying

  • @griddfromthe713
    @griddfromthe713 3 года назад +6

    0:56
    This is literally the funniest edit ever 🤣

  • @cameronmuise14
    @cameronmuise14 3 года назад +8

    That beginning scene will never stop being funny for me 😂

  • @Dibi1821
    @Dibi1821 7 лет назад +12

    "My father... he died right?"
    "Yeah great, you gonna cry?"

  • @Itsjimmay
    @Itsjimmay 10 лет назад +39

    I'm failing you *screams*
    LOL!

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 10 лет назад +8

      Lel
      This is my favorite part of PPFAL!

    • @Jason-he1mr
      @Jason-he1mr 10 лет назад +6

      Jimmy Cotreau
      Pizza time.

  • @bushybigdaddy
    @bushybigdaddy 4 года назад +2

    "Can I just get some girlfriends?"
    "Right away, sir." 😂

  • @5carecrow94
    @5carecrow94 9 лет назад +31

    NOBEL PRAIZE

    • @TheDarkPrincex
      @TheDarkPrincex 9 лет назад +2

      Im your friend Harry

    • @Metal-Man-2000
      @Metal-Man-2000 9 лет назад +2

      *SLAPS*

    • @lordobamaridingaunciornand8447
      @lordobamaridingaunciornand8447 8 лет назад +1

      +Metal Man (pembo220) Can you just get some girlfriends?

    • @Metal-Man-2000
      @Metal-Man-2000 8 лет назад +1

      +Lord Obama riding a unicorn and shooting lazers out of his hands and stuff
      right away, sir

    • @irmalarahim1954
      @irmalarahim1954 8 лет назад

      +Lord Obama riding a unciorn and shooting lazers out of his hands and stuff fuck you

  • @Matthew_Cordle
    @Matthew_Cordle 4 года назад +4

    “I’m here because I fell two stories and hand coffee.”
    (Tik-Tok fame in a nutshell)

  • @DoragonFakuh
    @DoragonFakuh 9 лет назад +74

    HARRY! HAAAARRRRRRRRRRRY!!

    • @greengoblingreengoblin8965
      @greengoblingreengoblin8965 9 лет назад +3

      Yes?

    • @DoragonFakuh
      @DoragonFakuh 9 лет назад +5

      Green Goblin Green Goblin
      I stoled your Nobel Prize. I'm your friend.

    • @greengoblingreengoblin8965
      @greengoblingreengoblin8965 9 лет назад +1

      -MISSING- I'm not that harry osborn. I'm from Mark Webb's series. And I got called in a few months ago for some sinister information...

    • @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL
      @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL 9 лет назад +3

      +Green Goblin “Harry osborn” Green Goblin Here's the information and also a message to Mark Webb:
      Get out of my building! YOU'RE FIRED!!!

    • @thegreentop5963
      @thegreentop5963 8 лет назад +4

      HEY DONT PUSH ME

  • @timothykammerer7622
    @timothykammerer7622 4 года назад +5

    6:46 "Got you a little welcome home present."
    "Oh, thanks Pete!"
    *ball plops on the ground*

  • @jonasmcnordin9624
    @jonasmcnordin9624 9 лет назад +27

    Everyone is getting fired in this!

  • @entity5279
    @entity5279 8 лет назад +5

    2:32 that sync is perfect

  • @reidderdevanis2508
    @reidderdevanis2508 8 лет назад +28

    The pill bit killed me XDXDXDXD

  • @ExecutorNral
    @ExecutorNral 9 лет назад +9

    "Get out of my building." I lost it xD

  • @britishcat17
    @britishcat17 9 лет назад +7

    "I'm here todaybecause i fell 2 strories and had coffee"
    **crowd applauese and cheers**

  • @kidwuulf5692
    @kidwuulf5692 4 года назад +5

    2:28 "Listen to me, I killed your father! He tried to kill himself!" Well that's twisted xD

  • @jive96
    @jive96 8 лет назад +5

    Edward Chunky Jr.

  • @davidetenerani7039
    @davidetenerani7039 8 лет назад +13

    No arguments.
    4:32 - 6:43
    The best

  • @a-h1n286
    @a-h1n286 8 лет назад +143

    you stole my novel price

  • @josephsmolarski2320
    @josephsmolarski2320 8 лет назад +10

    Funniest moment ever Harry: Can you get some girlfriends. Bernard: Right away sir. XD LOL I just can't stop laughing at it.

  • @R3fug333
    @R3fug333 10 лет назад +9

    Every single part of this has had me in tears. Can't wait for Part 5, if you're making one.

  • @neck-o
    @neck-o 10 лет назад +6

    He got me "They love me

  • @mbsb1376
    @mbsb1376 10 лет назад +24

    HERRY. HERRY! HRRRRRRRRRRRRRY!

  • @kaythetoon
    @kaythetoon 3 года назад +5

    1:09 Got out of the car just to slap him 😂

  • @fu5420
    @fu5420 4 года назад +5

    8:44 I was really expecting him to reverse pull the driver by playing it backwards so he shoves the driver into sand and seals it

  • @kinggoldenfursuitter7309
    @kinggoldenfursuitter7309 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Knock out mary jane!"
    "Okay"
    "AAAGAHH"😅🤣😂🤣😂
    I am dead cracking up

  • @ApolloSniperman
    @ApolloSniperman 11 месяцев назад +2

    “They hated it! They hate me!”
    “Well, they hate you” 😂

  • @olibacon
    @olibacon 9 лет назад +22

    You were an embarrassment to him, that's the main thing

  • @bushynuts
    @bushynuts 8 лет назад +8

    Harry:(blows himself up and falls)
    Trash Guy from Spider-Man 2:N da garbage

  • @frostypizzaman1793
    @frostypizzaman1793 5 лет назад +1

    This is one of my favourite YTPs.

  • @ethankoball1680
    @ethankoball1680 10 лет назад +1

    THANK THE LORD!!!! dude thank you so much for making this, these r some of the BEST youtube poops EVER!!!

    • @williehaller5840
      @williehaller5840 Год назад

      Amen, brother. Good to see God's name online.
      Glory to The Lord! May He reign forever and ever, amen.

  • @djledward5386
    @djledward5386 3 года назад +4

    3:19 When you're playing Call of Duty and hold the grenade too long.

  • @08Redfield
    @08Redfield 7 лет назад +3

    Hearing J.J shout "You're fired" has become almost therapeutic to me.

  • @Huskie
    @Huskie 7 лет назад +30

    Not in your budget lol

  • @Nae_Ayy
    @Nae_Ayy 10 лет назад +2

    I died when Harry said "Bop!"

  • @TheNTony19
    @TheNTony19 8 лет назад +6

    Harry: Just wish I can know more about him
    Peter: You were an embarrassment that's the main thing

  • @reedified6514
    @reedified6514 4 года назад +3

    Mary Jane: "You're such a nerd"
    Peter: *Back hands the shit out of her*

  • @dkinley334
    @dkinley334 7 лет назад +2

    "Not on your budget pal" I was literally dying. Multiple tears are running down my face. Jesus I haven't laughed that hard in a really long time

  • @Icup200169
    @Icup200169 10 лет назад +21

    Lol so funny! you deserve way more subs.

  • @sunfade
    @sunfade 10 лет назад +10

    THANK YOU SO MUCH I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER

  • @reedified6514
    @reedified6514 4 года назад +3

    Harry's hoverboard recoveries were on point

  • @Zaidon7
    @Zaidon7 7 лет назад +2

    That was one of the FUNNIEST Jameson scenes yet! Well done!

  • @Ghostface_Editsz
    @Ghostface_Editsz 2 года назад +1

    1:49 I love that dance

  • @kirankaur2101
    @kirankaur2101 8 лет назад +8

    1:25 has to be the funniest thing ever!!!

  • @OccasionalHaHa
    @OccasionalHaHa 9 лет назад +10

    from all those falls, looks like the hob goblin fails at life.

  • @Ronaldo-cj4zl
    @Ronaldo-cj4zl 4 года назад +1

    Literally the best YTP I've seen for toby here...

  • @snowbarry4life
    @snowbarry4life Год назад +1

    Jameson: **shouts at employee**
    Betty Brant: **seeing it regularly** *"Blood pressure."*
    I love how she's Jameson's PA AND doctor.

  • @AskAir
    @AskAir 3 года назад +3

    Spiderman getting sand out of his shoe is the new eating hot dogs

  • @robogamer117
    @robogamer117 4 года назад +3

    7:24 is my favorite part

  • @eskikanal3130
    @eskikanal3130 7 лет назад +2

    4:16 is awesome.

  • @SnobbyBird_
    @SnobbyBird_ 2 года назад +1

    “Parker! You’re late! You’re fired!”
    “Wait, I’ve been here a long time!”
    “Peter’s been with us for years!”
    “Oh, right, you’re unfired.”

  • @AhmedGamal-rt9fs
    @AhmedGamal-rt9fs 5 лет назад +5

    3:06 when he fails in the quick time events 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @chiefiboko8747
    @chiefiboko8747 4 года назад +3

    8:18 is a banger

  • @ShadesAtKnight
    @ShadesAtKnight 7 лет назад +1

    "Bop."
    That absolutely killed me.

  • @DrummermanMatt
    @DrummermanMatt 7 лет назад +1

    Harry: "I just wish I could remember more about him."
    Peter: "You were an embarrassment to him. That's the main thing."