Peter: You ok? MJ: No; There's something i have to tell you Peter Peter: Okay MJ: It's not working Peter: 'kay MJ: I dont wanna see you anymore Peter: 'Kay, you ok? MJ: I dont know Peter (offscreen): you ok? MJ: I'm lonley; you werent there for me. Peter: 'Kay MJ: I cant do this Peter: 'kay MJ: It's over Peter: 'kay, you ok? MJ: There's seomone else Peter: AHHHHH
"Settle down sir" "No I have no intention of settling down!" "Settle down sir" "No I have no intention of settling down!" "Settle down sir" "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE"
Peter: I killed my uncle, and I'm still out there! ..... Peter: Remember Ben Parker? Flint: What does it matter to you anyway?! Peter: I don't really know. ..... *Harry sends Peter flying by kicking him to a desk* Peter: My back. .....
AlpacaHawk, it's the little things you do that make your Peter Parker Fails at Life spoofs memorable. Mary Jane knocking repetitively at 2:19 had me laughing so hard.
her: "I don't want to see you anymore" him: "ok, you ok?" her: "you aren't there for me" him: "ok" her: "I can't do this" him: "you ok?" her: "it's over" him: "ok" her: *cries* him: "you ok?"
MJ: It's not working. Peter: Okay. MJ: I don't want to see you anymore. Peter: Okay. You okay? MJ: I don't know. Peter: You okay? MJ: I'm lonely. You aren't there for me. Peter: Okay. MJ: I can't do this. Peter: You okay? MJ: It's over. Peter: Okay. You okay? MJ: There's someone else! Peter: What? MJ: I've fallen in love with someone else! Peter: No, please don't say that... MJ: I've fallen in love with someone- Peter: *AAAAUUUUGGGHHH*
A part of me really likes the Toby McGuire movies a lot more than the Andrew Garfield The Dark Spiderman version... I don't know, specially the second one.
***** Super Mega Corporation's security is easily breached and college student gains access to a bunch of experimental super spiders after which he just decides to stand around instead of going away. Yeah no. "More dark" doesn't mean "more realistic"
If it's a woman you're calling, you say "Don't try to sneak past me!" Then you say "I'm a good man, your a fat woman." Then you say "My daughter would be fat." *Hmm?*
2:02 whu why weren't we tell about this???? settle down sir, no I have no intention of settling down, settle down sir, no I have no intention of settling down, settle down , GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!!!! LOOOL.
Reddy for him to plummet to the rocks and split his head open see his brain splatter and feed the sharks. Now his brilliant brain will be good for something.
3:35 *Eddie: Give me some of that web action! (Spider-Man shoots web and destroys Eddie's camera) *Spider-Man: See ya, champ! (Eddie gets another camera, Spider-Man shoots web and destroys Eddie's camera again) *Spider-Man: See ya, champ! *Eddie: What the HELL?!
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_"I have no intention of settling down! I killed my uncle, and I'm still out there!"_
- Peter "Pizza Time" Parker
Sean Sullivan hehehehehehe
"I killed my uncle, And I'm still out there!!!"
+Some Guy On RUclips GeHahahahahaha!
settle down
Golden Freddy 2.0 NO! I'M STILL OUT THERE!!!!
Some Guy On RUclips I wanted a car... Uncle Ben said no... and then I shot him.
Some Guy On RUclips Lol i died
"Orange?"
"No thanks."
"Rent?"
"No thanks."
Arkham Knight
AAAHHHH!!!
He is not good boy
Dikavitch: give me rent.
Old captain America: no, i dont think i will.
we're the government. sector 7.
"You say to her: I am good man. You are fat woman. Our daughter will be fat."
The part that I came back for.
peter: you okay?
mary: no, there's something I have to tell you Peter
peter: okay
mary: it's not working
peter: okay
you okay ?
+griffin winn no, there's something I have to tell you griffin winn
+Tom Orford ok
+griffin winn it's not working
+Arkham Knight k
"Sorry sir, no one will be seated after the doors are closed."
"AAAAUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Man, I love these YTP's.
But the restaraunt's doors are open
Peter: Take care of the ring
Restaurant Guy: I will with me life Mr *breaks*
Peter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Restaurant Guy: *licks*
Cosmic Savior I lost it there
lolz
Young Cam I was in tears
That restaurant guy is Bruce Campbell, AKA: Ash Williams
1:24 Ohhh and... take good care of the ring.
( breaks it ) omfg I lost it there. Couldn't breath.
im literary dying
Robert Blair this gave me cancer
french guy: ah wee with my life misoure (crack)
Peter: AHHHHHH
Best part is how he licks his fingers to get rid of any pieces stuck to his hand. xD
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Peter: You ok?
MJ: No; There's something i have to tell you Peter
Peter: Okay
MJ: It's not working
Peter: 'kay
MJ: I dont wanna see you anymore
Peter: 'Kay, you ok?
MJ: I dont know
Peter (offscreen): you ok?
MJ: I'm lonley; you werent there for me.
Peter: 'Kay
MJ: I cant do this
Peter: 'kay
MJ: It's over
Peter: 'kay, you ok?
MJ: There's seomone else
Peter: AHHHHH
"You'll get your damn pizza when you fix this damn phone!"
Orange?
+MrJeff Jr AAAAUUUUGFHHH!!!
Zekrom no
"Problem with the phone?"
"No"
"Settle down sir"
"No I have no intention of settling down!"
"Settle down sir"
"No I have no intention of settling down!"
"Settle down sir"
"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE"
I killed my uncle And I'm still out there
Golden Freddy 2.0 HeHeHeHeHeHeHe
YOU KEEP YOUR FUCKING VOICE DOWN
This is the reason spiderman 3 was made.
Probably 😂😂
How is it
cuz it is
HOW
Or I'm sorry was I asking you fuck off
"Star wars Cantina"
Hilarious xD
Their favorite.
Alucard, More Awesome Than Chuck Norris Zeir favourite*
Dannybatman03 sis is a French restaurant, no?
Oui.
One of your best works, certainly
I know it's hard to believe, but I seriously laughed my ass of, this was freaking great man!
....
........
Boi if you don't get
Peter: I killed my uncle, and I'm still out there!
.....
Peter: Remember Ben Parker?
Flint: What does it matter to you anyway?!
Peter: I don't really know.
.....
*Harry sends Peter flying by kicking him to a desk*
Peter: My back.
.....
"You stole my Nobel prize and I'm gonna KICK your little ass"
Arkham Knight "Gonna cry?"
Vince Lopez "pizza time"
I'm not paying for those
Sweg Master UUAAAAAAAHHHHRRRGHHHHHH!!!!
8:05
When they charge at each other and Peter's punch sends Harry flying into the wall, oh my god my chest hurts.
AlpacaHawk, it's the little things you do that make your Peter Parker Fails at Life spoofs memorable. Mary Jane knocking repetitively at 2:19 had me laughing so hard.
You'll get your damn pizza, when you fix this damn phone.
You have problem with the phone?
No.
"but I want an excuse not to get your pizza cuz I'm to busy looking at myself in the mirror"
"Uh My BACKK!!!
Okay, you okay?
Kay... You ok?
"Remember ben parker?"
" What does it matter to you anyway?"
"I don't really know."
🤣🤣🤣
The real killer, was this man.
Peter Parker
Creepy smile neutralises targets
3:45 me everytime I play the videogames xD
See ya chump.
lol yeah
Yeah, you can't help it. Jumping is so addicting in videogames XD
Stryder Heap lol same
The “my back!” while he tries to pick up the drain gets me every time lmao
"Remember Ben Parker??"
"WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YOU ANYWAY?"
"...I don't really know"
I KILLED ME UNCLE AND IM STILL OUT THERE 😂😂😂 dead
Bryan Jackson Remember Ben parker?
I followed the advice of Ditkovich and our fat daughter is beautiful.
But did you pay rent
It’s none of your buisiness 😂😂😂
Nice I am thinking of following his advise
Peter: um, and take good care of the ring.
Cashier: I will with my life, monsieur. *crushes it*
this was published on my birthday
GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!
Arkham Knight I killed my uncle and I’m still out there hehehehehehe
XD I WAS CRYING IN LAUGHTER WHEN HE BORKE THE CAMERAS AND STARTED JUMPING XD
remember ben parker? WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YOU ANY WAY! XD
Justin Myers SHUT UP,YOU'RE FIRED!
LOL de Hetherynton
Black Adam The Black Marvel Get out of my building.
***** I'm falling in love with someone else
HUGGGGGAAAAAA
*backhands her*
LOL!
3:45 "Remember ben parker?"
"what does it matter to you anyways?"
"I don't really know.."
i cant breathe
Lol me either! I can't stop laughing at that part.
I love it when he smashes eddies camera, then he pulls out another then smashes that one 😂😂😂
her: "I don't want to see you anymore"
him: "ok, you ok?"
her: "you aren't there for me"
him: "ok"
her: "I can't do this"
him: "you ok?"
her: "it's over"
him: "ok"
her: *cries*
him: "you ok?"
That whole bit with the Bruce Campbell waiter brought me to tears “I will guard it with my life mesiour!”
*CRUSHES IT IN HIS HAND*
MJ: It's not working.
Peter: Okay.
MJ: I don't want to see you anymore.
Peter: Okay. You okay?
MJ: I don't know.
Peter: You okay?
MJ: I'm lonely. You aren't there for me.
Peter: Okay.
MJ: I can't do this.
Peter: You okay?
MJ: It's over.
Peter: Okay. You okay?
MJ: There's someone else!
Peter: What?
MJ: I've fallen in love with someone else!
Peter: No, please don't say that...
MJ: I've fallen in love with someone-
Peter: *AAAAUUUUGGGHHH*
"What is love? Baby don't hurt me."
*Peter nods head*
He shakes his head cuz he thinks love is looking at yourself in the mirror
7:27 hey dont push me
(Pushes)
MrJeff Jr of
A part of me really likes the Toby McGuire movies a lot more than the Andrew Garfield The Dark Spiderman version... I don't know, specially the second one.
TS Prism You are *NOT* the only one.
Yes
***** Super Mega Corporation's security is easily breached and college student gains access to a bunch of experimental super spiders after which he just decides to stand around instead of going away.
Yeah no. "More dark" doesn't mean "more realistic"
***** what's illogical in the spiderman films?
settle down
I fucking love it when Brock goes like "WHAT THE HELL"
I fucking love it when peter wacks mary jane after the brake up 😂😂😂
Ya had to use the falling on the car scene. :D
It never gets old when utilized properly. Lol
I was dying at the last part when harry throws the grenade back at peter
If it's a woman you're calling, you say
"Don't try to sneak past me!"
Then you say
"I'm a good man, your a fat woman."
Then you say
"My daughter would be fat."
*Hmm?*
7:24 is so hilarious! I can't stop laughing!
3:31 I think of this version every time I think about this scene, especially when Eddie shouts "What the hell?" These never get old. xD
"I'm sorry, no one will be seated after the doors are closed"
"AAAAAHHHH"
Best dialogue of whole movie: "My back"
Yeah cuz the mf never did an honest day's work in his life.
You okay?................okay?..............you okay?.............okay?....
IIN x k
+IIN x u ok?
+IIN x Ok
Aww man the nobel prize line kills me all the time
2:10 I killed my uncle and he's still out there!
I completely lost it.
*I'm
You are the best at pooping movie action scenes!!! All respect to you AlpacaHawk!!!
1:20 I absolutely lost it. 'Star Wars Cantina' LOL
This is a French restaurant, no?
We
Eduardo Diaz No
Parker
Eduardo Diaz Peckar
Ha haa! I AM french?!
THE SCREAM OF PETER GETS ME EVERY TIME 😂
I've seen all of these multiple times, and that scream gets me every time lol
Peter: "And, take good care of the ring."
Bruce Campbell: " I will with my life monsieur." *crushes ring*
Peter: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHH"
My back!
You ok?
+JVMstudio pizza time
5 years later and i still love it
I always forget about the YEEEAAAHHHH thing when they put on glasses XD
Mysterio crushing the ring just fits so well.
Jeez Alpaca, you made me laugh so much! Can't wait for Part 6!
Could you wait
This is pure gold! Great job as always!
"Remember Ben Parker?"
"What does it matter to you anyway?!"
"I don't really know."
4:36 the real villain of the movie!! 😂
You will get your rent, when you fix this damn door!
You're spoiling us now haha.
I was crying on the bridge
Its not working
Ok :-)
Keep them coming!
And maybe use footage from the 'Amazing Spider-Man' movies?
I'd love to see an amazing spiderman version of these!
this is probably my favorite ytp series, i just can't get enough of that NOOOOOO! great video
"You stole my Nobel Prize, now I'm gonna kick your little ass!" -Harry Osborn
These videos are absolutely hilarious..Have no clue when these began but Im glad they did! These make my day
6:44 "TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!"
4:48 Thats would I alway say every year since 2007!
8:30 , I THOUGHT HE GONNA SAY - " HEY DON'T PUSH ME "
2:02 whu why weren't we tell about this???? settle down sir, no I have no intention of settling down, settle down sir, no I have no intention of settling down, settle down , GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!!!! LOOOL.
“Remember Ben Parker?”
“What does it matter to you anyway?!”
“I don’t really know”
God, I can never get enough of these videos. XD
Gonna cry?
Hahaha
i dont care how old this is, it's the funniest shit!
I was in literally tears during the breakup exchange scene lmao holy shit
“‘My back” is the best quote of peter Parker ever
8:50 Harry with the quick reflexes doe lmao
peters scream is why i watch these
hahahahahahahahahahah mee too XD i always become weak lmao
Amen brother
5:28 - 6:06 that is how i communicate with my girlfriend :O
skaffa beda I was gonna propose to her💍
skaffa beda "penees"
Keep them coming! Make them as funny as ever!
How did Harry remember Peter stealing his Nobel Prize?
Mineas Because it was pizza time
3:31-3:45
I CAN'T BREATHE! 😂😂😂
Me too
chump
In all seriousness, How, in the actual film, did Harry get a...high frequency blade? Last time I checked, Norman didn't have one!
he never got to use it. Maybe it's a prototype
At the beginning when he grabs peter of his scooter and they fighted that part dumbo
7:20 "oh my back" LMAO
5:11 Did she just say "Hi Feet?"
8:40 I pissed my pants xD
When he keeps jumping made me laugh so much as you can do it in the game
I love how it ends in the cliff hanger of peter dying
Reddy for him to plummet to the rocks and split his head open see his brain splatter and feed the sharks. Now his brilliant brain will be good for something.
2:34 , this part is so awesome, I had to rewatch it 5 times hahahah
The Star Wars Cantina music for proposing. Relationship goals tbh xD
Peter Parker Fails at Life (The Amazing Spider-Man Edition)!
No
2:21 when she kept on knocking on the door lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have no intention of settling down!
Sweg Master "Settle down" GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE"
I KILLED MY UNCLE, and I'M STILL OUT THERE!
Sweg Master hehehehehehe
THis is one of my favorite YTP series! Keep up the amazing work!
1:24
"Oh, and... take good care of the ring."
"Ah, oui, with my life, monsieur."
*crushes ring*
"AAAAAAAAAAAA"
am I the only one who can hear someone say "it's Andrew Garfield" at 0:07 ???
3:35
*Eddie: Give me some of that web action!
(Spider-Man shoots web and destroys Eddie's camera)
*Spider-Man: See ya, champ!
(Eddie gets another camera, Spider-Man shoots web and destroys Eddie's camera again)
*Spider-Man: See ya, champ!
*Eddie: What the HELL?!
The scream never get's old
2:47 You should have had him turn it up
R3fug33 Haha
"WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YOU ANYWAY?!"
"I don't really know..."
Priceless!