Matrix Runs on Windows XP

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @ryanduckering
    @ryanduckering 10 лет назад +5780

    "The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!".....i lost it.

    • @xtwhitey
      @xtwhitey 10 лет назад +152

      Ryan Duckering in old windows versions it was happening when you copying something, the progress bar was moving but remaining time was going up instead to drop.

    • @Mythical6255
      @Mythical6255 10 лет назад +43

      Neo needs to learn Windows 7

    • @baileycownley1868
      @baileycownley1868 9 лет назад +10

      SuperDuperBuilderman123 when that happens neo will have freed the matrix

    • @Allenyowz
      @Allenyowz 9 лет назад +8

      Ryan Duckering Lol, it happens from time to time.

    • @maanal-gari5242
      @maanal-gari5242 9 лет назад +5

      ***** I actually needed the explanation. Thanks for it. :)

  • @Desh681
    @Desh681 3 года назад +860

    I love how Cypher is a complete good guy in this version.
    Cause even he doesnt want to go back to this Matrix.

    • @nicholasmaslennikov2128
      @nicholasmaslennikov2128 3 года назад +89

      Complete good guy? He caused all the problems with the matrix cuz he couldn't stop BitTorrenting movies smh

    • @MirekFe
      @MirekFe 3 года назад +44

      @@nicholasmaslennikov2128 Hey man. I have no idea how those got there.

    • @hbdragon88
      @hbdragon88 3 года назад +1

      @@nicholasmaslennikov2128 maybe not a complete good guy, but he's not a villain, at least. and raise your hand if you haven't downloaded movies via BitTorrent? (OK, all of you with your hands down, stop lying 😀.)

    • @laisensei6984
      @laisensei6984 2 года назад +3

      @@hbdragon88 I'm an honest guy, I will admit I did it occassionally (though I prefer magnet link).

    • @kirill9064
      @kirill9064 2 года назад +5

      Max matrix video resolution is 2048x1536 because they use vga for video output.

  • @anthonyk3090
    @anthonyk3090 7 лет назад +3266

    "Well hello there! Hope you have cookies enabled!" She nailed that perfectly!!!

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 6 лет назад +53

      Only by reading it I realized the joke.

    • @Santeri_M
      @Santeri_M 5 лет назад +11

      Well General Kenobi!

    • @ricardogarcia7886
      @ricardogarcia7886 5 лет назад +10

      That's aged like fine wine.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 5 лет назад +21

      "Hope you have cookies enabled", is such a memorable and amazing line in this amazing video. It is just epic. The heroically stupid epic tragic irony of her saying that while cooking cookies in a windows-xp run matrix, makes it one of those lines for the ages that needs to be preserved for generations to come, it's like the most memorable lines Shakespeare ever wrote put together. Alas poor yorick you got nothin' on this. And yet..... it's still not even the most epic line of this video. That honor belongs to "Sooner or later, we all encounter an error. You will have to make a choice. To send an error report, or not to send it. But, is there a difference?" THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT is windows xp!

    • @TheGreatAustino
      @TheGreatAustino 4 года назад +1

      Dbd

  • @shymaniac
    @shymaniac 3 года назад +415

    2008 and it's so well made. Even the voices of the actors are accurate.

    • @cboy-ou2hr
      @cboy-ou2hr 7 месяцев назад +2

      I swear I would’ve thought it was made later than that

  • @samer3li844
    @samer3li844 6 лет назад +3645

    11 years later in my recommendation just wow youtube
    Edit: 12 years guys I got it the comment is 1 year ago so of course it will be 12 years by now
    Edit: 13 or 14 years ago idk guys
    Edit: 15 years?

    • @Garother
      @Garother 5 лет назад +29

      At least that means that RUclips finally works right. I bet 11 years ago recommended was just full of trending shit.

    • @marn200
      @marn200 5 лет назад +3

      Chris C you’re right, about the trending part

    • @purenatural5736
      @purenatural5736 5 лет назад +1

      Hahaha

    • @maximeprometheas
      @maximeprometheas 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah, but, 11 years later, is Windows working any better?

    • @DaveSomething
      @DaveSomething 5 лет назад +4

      @@maximeprometheas nope! I finally learned... Ubuntu.

  • @OneEyedCloud01
    @OneEyedCloud01 10 лет назад +1177

    ''Hope you have cookies enabled...''

    • @RubberFacee
      @RubberFacee 9 лет назад +29

      Cookie DLC required

    • @room641a5
      @room641a5 9 лет назад +2

      cookies must be outlawed as soon as possible.

    • @RubberFacee
      @RubberFacee 9 лет назад

      Room 641A Pssst, Dude I heard you want cookies.

    • @room641a5
      @room641a5 9 лет назад

      ***** Nope!

    • @x1legoman1x
      @x1legoman1x 9 лет назад +1

      Novice Otaku23 We're not deaf

  • @sabatheus
    @sabatheus 9 лет назад +855

    Wrong! Neo's pod would have blue-screened 30-seconds after the opening credits, forcing him to wake up immediately in the real world... which...would pretty much spoil the movie.
    "Why do my eyes hurt?"
    "You've never used the proper display drivers before."

    • @brianfletcher7449
      @brianfletcher7449 9 лет назад +2

      +Sabatheus There is no real world. There is only the matrix. No one escapes the matrix...... ever!

    • @brianfletcher7449
      @brianfletcher7449 9 лет назад +7

      +Johnfuse Dude... mind freaking blown lol!!

    • @kirill9064
      @kirill9064 4 месяца назад

      VGA supports 2048x1536 as a max resolution.

  • @irfandy8
    @irfandy8 6 лет назад +2656

    _Sooner or later, we all encounter an error._ *_You will have to make a choice._*
    *To send an error report,*
    *_OR_*
    *_Not to send one_*

    • @SnapThority
      @SnapThority 5 лет назад +97

      goddamnit i have a permanent hair on my screen

    • @RanitBhowmick
      @RanitBhowmick 5 лет назад +228

      "But, is there a difference ??"

    • @enfreeze
      @enfreeze 5 лет назад +26

      The hair got me 😁

    • @WolfHour_
      @WolfHour_ 5 лет назад +23

      To send an error report,
      OR
      Read more

    • @TiestoElement
      @TiestoElement 5 лет назад +17

      @@SnapThority omg same. I was literally scratching my monitor...

  • @matte5003
    @matte5003 8 лет назад +3072

    "you will have to make a choice.... to send an error report, or NOT to send one. but is there a difference?" lol yasss

    • @matte5003
      @matte5003 8 лет назад +73

      because it's true....

    • @osdever
      @osdever 8 лет назад +26

      LMMMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @LyionOfRoses
      @LyionOfRoses 8 лет назад +94

      there is no difference and we all know it thats the joke

    • @SagittarA
      @SagittarA 8 лет назад +30

      there is no error report

    • @jackreacher8288
      @jackreacher8288 7 лет назад +11

      There isn't. Microsoft will just replace one crappy code, program or OS with an even crappier one. So, there is really no point in sending it. MS doesn't care whether you like it or not, they run the show and keep taking everyone's money.

  • @Pet_Hedgehog
    @Pet_Hedgehog 8 лет назад +371

    ''hope you have cookies enabled'' that line killed me xDDDDDD

  • @hmhmhmlol3252
    @hmhmhmlol3252 10 лет назад +102

    "But, is there a difference?"
    That quote is still relevant even today.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 2 месяца назад

      Well Hello there Hope you have Cookies enabled🍪🍪

  • @jjmoon1874
    @jjmoon1874 5 лет назад +914

    How did I miss this legendary video for eleven years?

    • @nkt1
      @nkt1 5 лет назад +6

      Me too.

    • @mkien2005
      @mkien2005 5 лет назад +21

      The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up, get it?

    • @PankajKumar-os3dd
      @PankajKumar-os3dd 4 года назад +4

      Troopers miss a lot.

    • @jjmoon1874
      @jjmoon1874 4 года назад +3

      @@PankajKumar-os3dd makes sense now

    • @joaquinbaquie3319
      @joaquinbaquie3319 3 года назад +3

      Im 12 years late;-;

  • @Stryke607
    @Stryke607 8 лет назад +345

    I had completely forgotten that CollegeHumor once made great stuff like this ...

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 2 месяца назад +1

      Arch your going to learn Arch!!!!

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 11 лет назад +3352

    At least it's not Windows Vista.

    • @SuperSamcity
      @SuperSamcity 11 лет назад +45

      Or FUCKING Windows 98

    • @hunterkiller1440
      @hunterkiller1440 11 лет назад +64

      98 was good, I used it until it was mid 2000s

    • @SuperSamcity
      @SuperSamcity 11 лет назад +18

      98 was my first. And it did serve well then next generation occurred.

    • @Mini_Squatch
      @Mini_Squatch 11 лет назад +56

      or, god forbid, windows 8.

    • @SuperSamcity
      @SuperSamcity 11 лет назад +7

      Not a good experience with windows 8?

  • @MrZillas
    @MrZillas 6 лет назад +1558

    Apple: "This matrix is not available on this computer."

    • @611gay5
      @611gay5 5 лет назад +26

      In hindsight not a bad thing

    • @SonaLovesick
      @SonaLovesick 4 года назад +1

      Haha I'm the 420 like

    • @akayysworld
      @akayysworld 4 года назад +10

      just use WINE

    • @OnionChoppingNinja
      @OnionChoppingNinja 4 года назад +11

      It is available, except it costs $499
      (Where on windows you can get freeware software that works just as well and on Linux Distro's you can even get open source alternatives)

    • @seamusquain2706
      @seamusquain2706 4 года назад +2

      It's also on DOS!

  • @TheMrExemplar
    @TheMrExemplar 5 лет назад +107

    "But? Is there a difference?"
    The best text ever

  • @RobeonMew
    @RobeonMew 8 лет назад +1881

    I hope you have cookies enabled

  • @DderwenWyllt
    @DderwenWyllt Год назад +37

    What is crazy is the fact XP had more options and features than Windows 11.
    I remember when audio setting allowed you to tweak everything about your speakers, the only options you have in Windows 11 is a "settings" page that takes up the entire screen that only has a single option you're allowed to tweak and that's a scroll bar for the volume.
    Not to mention, Windows 11 knows more about you after using it for only five minutes than if you spent a lifetime in the matrix.

    • @alexander1989x
      @alexander1989x 8 месяцев назад

      Not to mention the lack of ads and spyware.

  • @Solstice8088
    @Solstice8088 9 лет назад +3573

    Windows XP-Walks into coffee shop. Virus changes it into a strip club.
    Windows Vista-Walks into coffee shop. Coffee shop isn't open.
    Windows 7-Walks into coffee shop. Gets tea.
    Windows 8-Walks into coffee shop. Gets lost.
    Windows 10-Walks into coffee shop. Is stuck inside forever.
    OSX-Not allowed to go into coffee shop.
    Linux-Tries to figure how to open the door to the coffee shop.
    Chrome OS-There is no coffee shop.

    • @Koffeeholic13
      @Koffeeholic13 9 лет назад +27

      lol

    • @paijoaoxxi1873
      @paijoaoxxi1873 9 лет назад +131

      Windows XP walks into coffee shop. Is changed into Strip Shop and is denied access on admin account by virus

    • @maksuree
      @maksuree 9 лет назад +122

      TotesGoats windows 7 has a habit of thinking it knows better than its user, so often ends up doing things that seemingly go against what you want.

    • @MrPepsicola123
      @MrPepsicola123 9 лет назад +26

      AXP Bonecrusher Windows XP is actually the most stable operating system out there, next to windows 7. its your fault for browsing sites you shouldn't be and not having some kind of protection.

    • @EvatronX
      @EvatronX 9 лет назад +69

      AXP Bonecrusher windows 98 and 95 walks into coffee shop and buys coffee

  • @harikishore2514
    @harikishore2514 5 лет назад +300

    Windows: your keyboard is not working press any key to continue
    Me: 😐

    • @giasharie274
      @giasharie274 5 лет назад +21

      *presses power button

    •  5 лет назад +30

      That was usually on MS-DOS: Keyboard not found. Press DEL to enter setup.

    • @QueirozVini
      @QueirozVini 3 года назад +13

      Your Internet Connection is not working. Do you want to search for solutions online?

    • @h0stI13
      @h0stI13 9 месяцев назад

      Your mouse has keys

  • @freestyle1227
    @freestyle1227 7 лет назад +556

    Free trial of kung-fu has expired.

  • @otoayana
    @otoayana 6 лет назад +464

    "He's mutliplying..."
    I remember drawing with the windows on my family's PC.

    • @dddf27
      @dddf27 4 года назад +3

      Lol but i never used windows xp before

    • @shodan658
      @shodan658 4 года назад +5

      Yes, I use to love drawing by moving the window, lol

    • @Temzy
      @Temzy 4 года назад +3

      Ah the memories

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles 3 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @kirill9064
      @kirill9064 2 года назад +1

      @@shodan658 During shutting down?

  • @chrismhp
    @chrismhp 6 лет назад +440

    This is a classic. a decade later and this is still damn hilarious...parodies this good don't get made anymore.

    • @Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush
      @Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush 2 года назад +9

      2006-2012 RUclips was prime.
      Especially 2007 and 2008

    • @installshieldwizard3017
      @installshieldwizard3017 Год назад +5

      College Humor was funny before they went woke

    • @MorganLuscht-yo1zk
      @MorganLuscht-yo1zk Год назад

      2023, I'm from the future 😅. You could say this also was better than the latest Matrix film from 2022.

    • @Stevesmusic444
      @Stevesmusic444 11 месяцев назад

      @@Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush when I look back at what RUclipsrs like during my high school years in 2006 to 2011, it used to be so awesome where we can all make videos. The videos would actually get famous by people around the world are channels had comments and bulletins just like Facebook and MySpace we had options to make her own background of the transparency behind it having titles on our channel descriptions and have messages and the videos were really good and innovative, and it was overall an amazing site fast forward today and it’s far too liberal. It’s far too conservative with both of them fighting at war all you see you in scrolling as sexual contact like girls, Twerking, and making sexual dancing Tik Tok videos 10,000 people doing the exact same trend over and over and it’s far too liberal where we have very limited speech

  • @mysteriouslyseeing
    @mysteriouslyseeing 4 года назад +165

    Therapist: Budget Keanu Reeves isn't real, he can't hurt you.
    Budget Keanu Reeves:

  • @HipsterBot2000
    @HipsterBot2000 7 лет назад +867

    "Customer support this is jim jones from Connecticut please hold"

    • @allenabishek65
      @allenabishek65 6 лет назад +26

      HipsterBot more like Calcutta.

    • @typingcat
      @typingcat 6 лет назад +11

      Thank you come again.

    • @beekarinsaan
      @beekarinsaan 6 лет назад +12

      It's not Jim Jones it's agent Jones. 😂🤣😂

    • @dogukanhos9345
      @dogukanhos9345 5 лет назад +6

      They knew about the indians many years ago lol

    • @megamind6000
      @megamind6000 5 лет назад +3

      Rakkesh meet us tech support
      Ha ha?*:;!'

  • @RyaZila
    @RyaZila 7 лет назад +1252

    Who else saw this for the first time 10 years after this was first uploaded?

  • @hhds113
    @hhds113 9 лет назад +287

    Your kong fu trial has expired. LOL

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 9 лет назад +50

      +hhds113 install kong.fu.trial.crack.exe

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 8 лет назад

      +Hellsong89 Hahahahaha!

    • @lucasnguyen9928
      @lucasnguyen9928 8 лет назад +4

      *KUNG (runs off and rages)

  • @CrankyBonesGaming
    @CrankyBonesGaming 5 лет назад +55

    "the free trial has ended"
    Just change the date on your computer to a date when the trial was active. Worked soo many times

    • @fss1704
      @fss1704 4 года назад +5

      Matty E install the prpgram with a later date then go back, worked with speed gear.

  • @ayguntataev
    @ayguntataev 8 лет назад +1690

    Ubuntu? I'm going to learn... Ubuntu?! LOL xD

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 8 лет назад +5

      Should have said wing dings lol

    • @thepyromancer1319
      @thepyromancer1319 8 лет назад +5

      No you are going to learn Mandriva.

    • @jackbotman
      @jackbotman 8 лет назад +36

      it's actually pronounced ooboontoo

    • @hasamidschwartz8725
      @hasamidschwartz8725 8 лет назад +18

      Arch FTW! In no other distro will complete newbies be able to successfully finish the installation process, yet still be plagued for months afterward by strange technical bugs they don't understand caused by their ineptness!
      Now if you'll excuse me, my computer keeps suspending itself.

    • @FrankJohn
      @FrankJohn 8 лет назад +6

      Ubuntu? I'm going to learn Ubuntu?
      Lol!

  • @danne6a
    @danne6a 9 лет назад +305

    "It looks like you are trying to bend a spoon with your mind, can i help you with that?
    I got it"

    • @richardgustafson1346
      @richardgustafson1346 9 лет назад +2

      The Aviation Have you tried realizing the truth that there is no spoon?

    • @danne6a
      @danne6a 9 лет назад

      Richard Gustafson Hax!

    • @richardgustafson1346
      @richardgustafson1346 9 лет назад

      The Aviation What? *monitor smashes face*

    • @danne6a
      @danne6a 9 лет назад +1

      Richard Gustafson Dad customers support this is Rajhol, please hold *Plays music*.
      -How can i help you?

    • @bendersoda9894
      @bendersoda9894 9 лет назад

      The Aviation congratulations, you understood the damn video

  • @the1fromthesky
    @the1fromthesky 11 лет назад +56

    ''Sooner or later we all encounter an error, Neo. You will have to make a choice: to send an error report, or not to send one... but... is there a difference?"' :D

  • @d.lawrencemiller5755
    @d.lawrencemiller5755 5 лет назад +50

    I come back to this video every so often and it still makes me laugh. The characters look totally spot-on. Whoever cast these actors did a fantastic job. The actors all sound like their movie counterparts, the humor is good, the shot quality is good. Everything about it is good. Top quality parody.

    • @MirekFe
      @MirekFe 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, it was a time when Collegehumor was still funny.

  • @ComandanteJ
    @ComandanteJ 9 лет назад +84

    The "cookies enabled" always gets me LOL

    • @xxbrodeur
      @xxbrodeur 7 лет назад +1

      I'm the kid bending the spoon lmfaoo

  • @Nathankinamorh
    @Nathankinamorh 10 лет назад +406

    It's funny. Now that we look back on Windows XP as one of the best operating systems.

    • @TheMarcusNyberg
      @TheMarcusNyberg 10 лет назад +126

      ***** you are just too young

    • @TheMarcusNyberg
      @TheMarcusNyberg 10 лет назад +34

      I did use it

    • @jellees
      @jellees 10 лет назад +9

      ***** tell me, what was the best OS? I am pretty sure xp was the best.

    • @Nathankinamorh
      @Nathankinamorh 10 лет назад +49

      XP set a standard that 7&8 continue to emulate. XP 64 Bit is still considered one of the most stable 64bit platforms ever made. Linux users even respect XP.

    • @jellees
      @jellees 10 лет назад +40

      ***** lel anger problems

  • @RapperRank
    @RapperRank 10 лет назад +259

    Try run matrix on windows 8, you will spend more time accidently going back to your home screen and then looking for the desktop again.

    • @adamkimmV
      @adamkimmV 10 лет назад +8

      or you could use ubuntu, or mint, or fedora, or opensuse, or arch, or debian, or cent, or puppy, or any other linux os.

    • @falonman
      @falonman 10 лет назад +1

      adam kimm Tell me when you reach Euphoria.

    • @vincentvermilya1365
      @vincentvermilya1365 10 лет назад +1

      I remember the first time I saw Windows 8. I was like "Wow, this is so pretty, it looks like the future (which it was)." Then I was like "Who the hell designed the layout of all this? It's horrible." A beautiful OS, much faster than 7, but with a disastrous user interface. 8.1 at least fixed a few of my largest gripes but it just felt like a band aid on a much larger wound. Here's hoping 10's done right, it looks like it's on the right track so far. That or some Linux distribution may actually be a thing if someone can get the app and driver support together with a few other bells and whistles.

    • @yongyou8484
      @yongyou8484 10 лет назад

      Ethan Palmer

    • @SuperSamcity
      @SuperSamcity 10 лет назад

      Or if you're me, receive an inconsistent blue screen error every 10 minutes.

  • @filovirus1
    @filovirus1 4 года назад +304

    "Ubuntu? I'm going to learn Ubuntu?" x-D too bad this took 12 years to load on my recommendation...

    • @tubevolts
      @tubevolts 4 года назад +19

      Linus:The Architect.

    • @simonspasskiy
      @simonspasskiy 4 года назад +12

      ​@@tubevolts Richard Stallman: The Oracle

    • @TheOPtmal
      @TheOPtmal 4 года назад +8

      @@simonspasskiy Agent: Microsoft

    • @kjell159
      @kjell159 4 года назад

      @@TheOPtmal Apple: Déja vu cat; BSD: Merovingian
      Just kidding though.

    • @nefariouspixelblood8514
      @nefariouspixelblood8514 4 года назад +7

      @@kjell159 Arch user here. didnt know ubuntu was even a thing 14 years ago, lol... still surprised its a thing now.

  • @deadpan237
    @deadpan237 9 лет назад +261

    at least it isn't vista
    "you are now logging into the matrix."
    "are you sure you want to log into the matrix?"
    "are you sure that you're sure that you want to log into the matrix?"
    "please grant administrator access to log into the matrix."
    "are you sure you want to grant administrator access to log into the matrix?"

    • @jainaauleones9880
      @jainaauleones9880 9 лет назад +65

      "Vista doesn't recognize .EXE files. Please download these 50 updates and drivers to maybe help."

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 9 лет назад +4

      +deadpan237 Why are people always complaining about Vista? I had it for years and didn't have any problems.

    • @CloisteredExplorer
      @CloisteredExplorer 9 лет назад

      +tomlxyz idk. I use 7 but never used vista

    • @eliasvanloon
      @eliasvanloon 8 лет назад +1

      all those fucking sleep and wake issues is what killed it for me

    • @Dover939
      @Dover939 8 лет назад +4

      +tomlxyz
      I dealt with vista for years and there wasn't a single day that I didn't want to smash my computer in.

  • @Desh681
    @Desh681 10 лет назад +24

    I love how Cypher is a full ally in this version.
    Cause even he doesnt want to go back to this Matrix.

  • @triggerhappy7206
    @triggerhappy7206 8 лет назад +785

    what if it was on a Dell computer...
    ...running on Windows Vista?

    • @MarioPL989
      @MarioPL989 8 лет назад +10

      It would be worse if it was a samsung smartphone while charging and using this shitty ui with tons of bloatware.

    • @santiguzman7934
      @santiguzman7934 8 лет назад +4

      windows Vista soooo wrong haha

    • @colemerrick7683
      @colemerrick7683 8 лет назад +5

      Darwon Kim what if it was running on Windows95

    • @plaguedoctor198
      @plaguedoctor198 8 лет назад +12

      It would crash at the mere mention of running The Matrix.

    • @bowlorice7590
      @bowlorice7590 8 лет назад +2

      Darwon Kim I still have one... it still says the first hd computer ever invented still...

  • @mattiviljanen8109
    @mattiviljanen8109 4 года назад +129

    RUclips: "Rating: no mature content"
    CollegeHumor: "Amateurs"

    • @NeroVingian40
      @NeroVingian40 4 года назад +10

      Whoa

    • @Michael-bb1cw
      @Michael-bb1cw 3 года назад +4

      CollegeHumor's Prop Manager: I don’t know how those got there

  • @Stevefhu
    @Stevefhu 9 лет назад +49

    "Your free trial of kungfu has expired." LOL

  • @krono9451
    @krono9451 8 лет назад +326

    Let's be honest, we all lost it on the Report Lady.

  • @wereNeverToBeSeenAgain
    @wereNeverToBeSeenAgain 8 лет назад +951

    How would it be if Matrix ran on Ubuntu?

    • @apersononyoutubewhohasanun9779
      @apersononyoutubewhohasanun9779 7 лет назад +45

      Flawless

    • @ephellon
      @ephellon 7 лет назад +159

      sudo free-humanity

    • @dragonsraaaaaaaaawr
      @dragonsraaaaaaaaawr 7 лет назад +104

      Mostly smooth, but it wouldn’t work with a Nvidia graphics card.

    • @frechjo
      @frechjo 7 лет назад +83

      It would be impossible to uninstall the bluetooth drivers, even if the Matrix works over optic fiber.
      It would share your memories with Amazon by default.
      Sound would work fine, but with a stack of 3 different drivers.
      We would still be waiting for the smartphone version of the matrix.
      It would be a lot more difficult for the team to hack it, leaving Neo as an unprivileged user by default.

    • @MrLTiger
      @MrLTiger 7 лет назад +30

      you have
      12
      thousand
      million updates!

  • @alexk1682
    @alexk1682 6 лет назад +68

    She played such a good oracle!

  • @renoalkonga2619
    @renoalkonga2619 6 лет назад +389

    "Your free trial of kung fu has expired."
    Laos
    Edit: Okay yeah I meant lmao I'm sorry Lao people. Say hello to the Mekong River for me.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 5 лет назад +5

      You mean lmao? Laos is a country.

    • @pioneerAv
      @pioneerAv 4 года назад +5

      @Reno Alkonga you mean Cambodia?

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 года назад +1

      Is this Laos?

    • @FriendlyCroock
      @FriendlyCroock 4 года назад

      The barby white girl with glasses in the video is gorgeous I find.

    • @pmarreck
      @pmarreck 3 года назад +1

      LAOS

  • @ZeitroEmpire
    @ZeitroEmpire 7 лет назад +131

    "The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up"
    story of my life XD

    • @wildreams
      @wildreams 5 лет назад +4

      That's deep.

    • @IchCharacter
      @IchCharacter 5 лет назад +2

      I think you meant "The progress bar isn't moving, but the remaining time is going down."

    • @kharkovluzhin8333
      @kharkovluzhin8333 5 лет назад

      @@IchCharacter no moving, it mean that the progress bar is deceasing

    • @IchCharacter
      @IchCharacter 5 лет назад +1

      @Strange guy It was a joke about the latter part of the comment. He's making no progress in life, but his time is running out.

    • @kharkovluzhin8333
      @kharkovluzhin8333 5 лет назад

      @@IchCharacter i know, he said the progress bar is moving notice there is a "but" that mean the previous was negative compare to the next line that mean his progress bar is decreasing, that's my theory

  • @opinionpig
    @opinionpig 10 лет назад +21

    "to send an error report, or not send one. But... is there a difference? ;)" Lmao that was the best thing ive ever heard

  • @digitalcyclone7218
    @digitalcyclone7218 5 лет назад +22

    that angry look on smith's face when he calls tech support is what kills me

  • @sakarintannoy8850
    @sakarintannoy8850 7 лет назад +436

    *Indian Tech Support...*

    • @syedkahar4679
      @syedkahar4679 6 лет назад +6

      Lol 😂

    • @aneeshprasobhan
      @aneeshprasobhan 5 лет назад +1

      @@syedkahar4679 where are you from ?

    • @jijo666
      @jijo666 5 лет назад +1

      That went under the radar 😂

    • @paddotk
      @paddotk 5 лет назад +5

      Still a thing in 2020. With free incomprihensible English.

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 4 года назад +3

      @@paddotk Malaysian tech support Inc brace for impact

  • @Felix-ve9hs
    @Felix-ve9hs 8 лет назад +53

    Blue Screen of Death - guess you can't dodge this one

  • @crazywolfgang3662
    @crazywolfgang3662 8 лет назад +41

    Cypher looks really close to the real one.

  • @TheTokuin
    @TheTokuin 5 лет назад +54

    if thats how bad it would be on XP, imagine what happens when they "upgrade" to vista lol

    • @zsin128
      @zsin128 4 года назад +3

      Everything has beautiful design, but also takes forever to load

  • @JeremiahRose
    @JeremiahRose 8 лет назад +256

    nice color correction

  • @DarkxAssassin255
    @DarkxAssassin255 10 лет назад +305

    This should have been vista. XP was the most stable while vista was a mess.

    • @DarkxAssassin255
      @DarkxAssassin255 10 лет назад +17

      But still I have encountered these problems on XP.

    • @MinexCubed
      @MinexCubed 10 лет назад +34

      ATM windows 7 is the most stable, and the most used, Then its windows 8 which is really good but people hate on it for no reason.
      Then its XP.
      Then its 98
      Then its 95
      Then its this
      then its that
      *hours later*
      then its windows vista
      then its Mac OS X
      Then its Lin...
      *BSOD*

    • @BobDawg173
      @BobDawg173 10 лет назад +31

      ***** windows 8 has plenty of reasons to hate on it. It runs on my desktop and wont work with a few games and programs, and is generally a bitch to figure out.

    • @6zaku
      @6zaku 10 лет назад +7

      BobDawg173 I freakin love windows 8.1. They implemented things that I've long for windows 7.

    • @OnajTamo
      @OnajTamo 10 лет назад +18

      You obviously have not tried XP the day it was released.

  • @StupidMarioBros1Fan
    @StupidMarioBros1Fan 9 лет назад +436

    This never gets old. xD

  • @erikziak1249
    @erikziak1249 3 года назад +17

    Finally the YT Algorithm suggested this video. After so many years!!! Way to go, YT! What secrets do you still hide from me?

  • @ZuperPhresh
    @ZuperPhresh 10 лет назад +36

    sooner or later we all have to make a choice, to send an error report or not to send, but is there a difference?

  • @mage4516
    @mage4516 7 лет назад +320

    *TRY CONTROL ALT DELETE*

  • @ZeroneDY
    @ZeroneDY 10 лет назад +59

    "The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!"
    This so much, lol

    • @ZeroneDY
      @ZeroneDY 10 лет назад

      ***** yeah it was awesome xD

    • @eggabase
      @eggabase 10 лет назад

      rofl

  • @aman.s.rathore
    @aman.s.rathore 5 лет назад +42

    After all these years, everything is same except XP is replaced by Windows 10.

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ 8 лет назад +99

    The bullet at 3:03 is rotating the wrong way for the groove pattern on the bullet.

  • @Major_Mason
    @Major_Mason 8 лет назад +180

    This is genious. Though I have never had windows xp crash on me, it was a solid rock!

    • @jorman915
      @jorman915 8 лет назад +2

      It crashed with me

    • @idkman4722
      @idkman4722 8 лет назад +2

      imagine if we r in a simulation In windows xp

    • @foreignkeys3980
      @foreignkeys3980 8 лет назад +1

      ikr

    • @BBBuilds12
      @BBBuilds12 8 лет назад +1

      +Xenoblade 101 probably a weak computer

    • @cashbonanza963
      @cashbonanza963 8 лет назад +1

      `then you don't need to learn Ubuntu

  • @Anfubvinch
    @Anfubvinch 9 лет назад +9

    Wow... Can't believe they actually went for that cookie joke...

  • @zu-tangclan8113
    @zu-tangclan8113 5 лет назад +38

    The “amateurs...woah” was spot on Keanu Reeves lmao

  • @MrNiceguy3210
    @MrNiceguy3210 9 лет назад +372

    I was using XP until 2012. It truly is one of the best OS' s ever made. sure, it's outdated now, but it held up really well for the past decade. I was playing Steam games on it, I was watching 720p RUclips videos on it. it really held up well. not to mention that it had charm to it, with the iconic wallpapers and the little easter eggs hidden in the OS. I remember finding an ASCII Star Wars video on the computer. Windows 7 was better, even though it lost a bit of charm, and now we have Windows 8.1, which has completely ruined the start menu, made it harder to operate and even crammed it with bloatware. XP is still my favourite OS. I know it's outdated, but it was the best OS when you compare OS' s to the time of release.

    • @FuzzyFish555
      @FuzzyFish555 9 лет назад +35

      Actually now we have windows 10.

    • @MrNiceguy3210
      @MrNiceguy3210 9 лет назад +1

      Cam Sullivan wut.

    • @FuzzyFish555
      @FuzzyFish555 9 лет назад +5

      Niceguy3210 Have you tried windows 10?

    • @MrNiceguy3210
      @MrNiceguy3210 9 лет назад +17

      Cam Sullivan yeah... I don't think you get what my comment meant.

    • @benl8962
      @benl8962 9 лет назад +14

      +Niceguy3210 i think thats partly nostalgia speaking and considering the fact how much time you spent on it also says a lot about the subjective opinion of your comment, im not saying your wrong but it seems to me that youre trying to state a fact here based on opinions

  • @tomasruckett
    @tomasruckett 8 лет назад +362

    Ladies and gentlemen, one of Collegehumor's greatest hits. They've stopped making them, so you'll have to savor the ones that are out there.

    • @ssmg
      @ssmg 8 лет назад

      +Alexey Khalimonov too true

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 8 лет назад +19

      It's called virtue signalling, look it up and it'll explain why so many comedians forget they're supposed to be funny and decide to force an agenda down our throats instead.

    • @noebodi1920
      @noebodi1920 8 лет назад +9

      Most of the BEST comedians were extremely political and made their jokes and their names on "agendas".
      What is George Carlin's infamous "Seven Dirty Words" if not a political statement about Conservative "values" at that time? Bill Hicks? His entire performance was just his agenda, his point of view. Lenny Bruce. Chris Rock. Dave Chappelle. Bill Burr. Louis C. K.
      ...I could go on...
      You're kind of stupid, aren't you? You really didn't notice, did you? You must be extremely thick-skulled.

    • @noebodi1920
      @noebodi1920 8 лет назад

      You probably define "comedy" as Jeff Foxworthy and like, that watermelon-smashing guy. You pig-people disgust me.

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 8 лет назад +21

      Noe Bodi I never found Jeff Foxworthy funny because his humor is too safe. There's no risk taken. Everyone hates Trump, so nothing new or interesting is being done when you make fun of him, you're just saying to the world "Hey look at me, I fit in!" Also, when you have to assume someone else's intelligence in an argument, it means you're wrong, so you resort to petty insults.

  • @IGMSItoX
    @IGMSItoX 8 лет назад +30

    The error report part gave me the goosebumps.

  • @baconnow5846
    @baconnow5846 5 лет назад +39

    Your free trials of kung fu have expired. LOL

  • @MiloTheFirst1
    @MiloTheFirst1 10 лет назад +85

    I don't get it guys. windows xp is actually known for being extremely efficient, that's why even nowadays many corporations and banks haven't upgraded from it

    • @Celerott
      @Celerott 10 лет назад +25

      This should have been Windows 2000... now that would've been funny.

    • @PuqueQuat
      @PuqueQuat 10 лет назад +7

      ***** Windows Millenium Edition was rushed, and therefore very buggy, Windows 2000 was made to replace Millenium Edition, and was way less buggy.

    • @ninjadudeofficial
      @ninjadudeofficial 10 лет назад +19

      Chris Mc. nope, windows vista. NOW THAT was crappy

    • @darksidealice
      @darksidealice 10 лет назад +3

      Puque Quat
      Windows 2000 is my favourite OS after Windows 7. Really stable and I can't remember any blue screen encounters. The only problem was its incompatibility many games. I almost managed to forget ME ever existed until you mentioned it. Thanks for ripping open old wounds ;( :P

    • @PuqueQuat
      @PuqueQuat 10 лет назад

      Ninjadudewhat Hey! I use Vista! M.E. sucks for sure, even more than Vista(Not that it does).

  • @ianbrobin544
    @ianbrobin544 11 лет назад +18

    "There comes a time in your life when you reach an error. And you must make a choice: either send an error report or don't send and error report, but in the end does it really make a difference?

  • @PremiumFuelOnly
    @PremiumFuelOnly 11 лет назад +12

    Looks like the Matrix is going to get hacked now that there are no more updates.

  • @zijie-he
    @zijie-he 5 лет назад +96

    Published on Nov 11, 2008
    Viewed on Jul 12, 2019

    • @zade6828
      @zade6828 5 лет назад +4

      July 13 here

    • @pierrelebourreau896
      @pierrelebourreau896 5 лет назад +1

      @@zade6828 Same

    • @mostafaferoz3171
      @mostafaferoz3171 5 лет назад +2

      Jul 14

    • @prateekpanwar646
      @prateekpanwar646 5 лет назад +2

      Same July 14

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 5 лет назад +2

      And what is the point of this comment? You watched it after it was uploaded. Ok. It would be impressive if it was the other way around and it was published in 2019 and you watched it in 2008. But with it published in 2008 and you watching in 2019, that's not so impressive.

  • @rando1090
    @rando1090 8 лет назад +53

    The error report part, it speaks to me.

  • @Gangstabob716
    @Gangstabob716 8 лет назад +76

    The Neo in this skit sounds like Napoleon Dynamite lol

    • @Imanoth
      @Imanoth 8 лет назад

      Well it have this "whoah!" moment when the bullet slowdown while loading. That's a Keanu Reeves' (or Ted's) trademark tho. Excellent!! (and subtle...)

    • @tuxedo_productions
      @tuxedo_productions 7 лет назад

      omg thats all I hear now

    • @maddiequestionmark
      @maddiequestionmark 7 лет назад +1

      “I’m trying to save the universe! God!”

    • @nasilemak868
      @nasilemak868 6 лет назад

      *Kung Fury

  • @johnnysunday402
    @johnnysunday402 6 лет назад +31

    "It used to run really well... but it slowed down over time..."
    I spat soda across the room and choked for a minute over that.

    • @maipad3186
      @maipad3186 5 лет назад +3

      Johnny Sunday hahhahaha.....yeah

    • @ariathyf144
      @ariathyf144 4 года назад +4

      Defragmentation of Fat32 drives references.
      I've just getting that one after all this years.

  • @thebeststooge
    @thebeststooge 5 лет назад +9

    A classic I had forgot all about and YT recommended it to me again 10 years later.

  • @xodiak1222
    @xodiak1222 8 лет назад +154

    Rip college humor doing well done sketches

  • @SlamifiedBuddafied
    @SlamifiedBuddafied 10 лет назад +129

    Windows, Mac, Linux, et cetera all run just fine if you take care of your computer.

    • @docubentary
      @docubentary 10 лет назад +4

      1/3 of the Os-Es stated in that comment should be removed....

    • @SlamifiedBuddafied
      @SlamifiedBuddafied 10 лет назад +1

      Bentley Did I miss something?

    • @docubentary
      @docubentary 10 лет назад

      Windows.... even if you take care of it, it will still slow down after a certain period of time.

    • @SlamifiedBuddafied
      @SlamifiedBuddafied 10 лет назад +18

      Bentley I've had my PC, running Windows 7 for two years and runs just like the day I got it.
      Sooooo, false.

    • @docubentary
      @docubentary 10 лет назад

      Buts thats you. Not the rest of the people.

  • @ccateni28
    @ccateni28 8 лет назад +223

    Unfreeze!
    Unfreeze!
    Try ctrl+alt+delete!

    • @nikhilk3347
      @nikhilk3347 8 лет назад +5

      if power button doesn't work, remove the battery

    • @roddoney7568
      @roddoney7568 8 лет назад

      +nikhil k lol,I always unplug and then hit the power button several times to drain any current available.

    • @nk-wb1oe
      @nk-wb1oe 8 лет назад

      +nikhil k That's my name! What's your last name?

    • @szr8
      @szr8 8 лет назад +1

      Actually this fits Vista much better.

  • @medexamtoolscom
    @medexamtoolscom 5 лет назад +9

    "Hope you have cookies enabled", is such a memorable and amazing line in this amazing video. It is just epic. The heroically stupid epic tragic irony of her saying that while cooking cookies in a windows-xp run matrix, makes it one of those lines for the ages that needs to be preserved for generations to come, it's like the most memorable lines Shakespeare ever wrote put together. Alas poor yorick you got nothin' on this. And yet..... it's still not even the most epic line of this video. That honor belongs to "Sooner or later, we all encounter an error. You will have to make a choice. To send an error report, or not to send it. But, is there a difference?" THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT is windows xp!

  • @casey6556
    @casey6556 7 лет назад +24

    On June 25, 2018, the time between this video being posted and the present will be equal to the time between the Matrix being released and this video being posted.

    • @Horag3ma
      @Horag3ma 6 лет назад +9

      Well, it's well past that date already. :)

  • @meowsandstuff
    @meowsandstuff 10 лет назад +48

    "Hope you have cookies enabled!"

    • @Deathshuck
      @Deathshuck 10 лет назад +3

      That line kills me every time.

    • @meowsandstuff
      @meowsandstuff 10 лет назад

      "911, whats your emergency?" "We have a man with the case of dieing from cookies enabled" "Your screwed then" "Crap"

    • @daanbox317
      @daanbox317 10 лет назад +4

      MinecraftUnification He had type 0100010001101001011000010110001001100101011101000111010101110011 diabetus due to the cookies

    • @Niker107
      @Niker107 10 лет назад

      Daan Box I'm surprised you actually encoded it :P

    • @alexmclernon5121
      @alexmclernon5121 10 лет назад +2

      it looks like you're trying to copy a joke, would you like me to help you with that?

  • @HerecomestheCalavera
    @HerecomestheCalavera 10 лет назад +62

    You know what I love about this video? It is one of the very few that doesn't ask me to like and subscribe! Since they aren't begging for likes on this one I think I'll actually give it a thumbs up! Generally any video that begs for subs and likes over and over I'll dislike even if it was a good video.

    • @HerecomestheCalavera
      @HerecomestheCalavera 10 лет назад +7

      ***** I love it when people like you think people upload videos "for free"

    • @HerecomestheCalavera
      @HerecomestheCalavera 10 лет назад +1

      ***** Then people shouldn't complain about shows like The Simpsons and Family Guy since they are getting them for free.

    • @ChristopherGray00
      @ChristopherGray00 10 лет назад +4

      Make sure to FUCKING SMASH THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LIKE BUTTON

    • @GreenLinzerd
      @GreenLinzerd 10 лет назад +2

      Wow, that's just... wow.

    • @Yousie6
      @Yousie6 10 лет назад +1

      I spent time on this video but i want no help to make myself more popular to help me support my life on here

  • @tycy3333
    @tycy3333 5 лет назад +11

    Wow, 11 years and now I see this in my recommendation! What a timing to unfreeze.

  • @Appleboy78165
    @Appleboy78165 8 лет назад +104

    It could always be worse. The Matrix could be running on Windows ME.

    • @karlnul
      @karlnul 8 лет назад +5

      Or 95 for that matter

    • @zaccaryvega
      @zaccaryvega 7 лет назад +1

      Or Windows 8.

    • @kenyonpapen2608
      @kenyonpapen2608 7 лет назад +1

      Dare I say vista

    • @A-Microwave
      @A-Microwave 7 лет назад

      Or Windows RG (real good)

    • @1smallstep
      @1smallstep 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah, ME was the only version of Windows that I had to give up on and roll back. People bitch about Vista but it never gave me a moments trouble; never crashed, never had to reinstall, never had to back out patches... of course, I bought Windows Vista at the same time I built the hardware for it....
      Never used 8 so I can't weigh in on it; 10 has been OK but for me Vista (at home) and 7 (at work) had been the sweet spot for me.

  • @repeatrepeatrepeat
    @repeatrepeatrepeat 10 лет назад +11

    "The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up" I just LOL there. Good old XP and its BSOD's

  • @JJcDAmAn1
    @JJcDAmAn1 11 лет назад +44

    Imagine the Matrix on Windows Vista..

  • @silashellebrand462
    @silashellebrand462 Год назад +1

    I love the delivery on "Try CTRL+ALT+DEL!"

  • @luchi.el.zorrito
    @luchi.el.zorrito 9 лет назад +6

    *7 years later...* nothing has changed.

  • @juanfelipegodoy4011
    @juanfelipegodoy4011 8 лет назад +82

    What happened to the spoon?

    • @KariSinkko
      @KariSinkko 8 лет назад +42

      It got forked (egh egh egh ! )

    • @james10morin
      @james10morin 8 лет назад

      +Kari Sinkko ur jokes arent funny

    • @mogyorospusztai
      @mogyorospusztai 8 лет назад

      you aren't funny

    • @mr.champion7304
      @mr.champion7304 8 лет назад +3

      +1 like for the horribly hilarious pun.

    • @BenG9C9
      @BenG9C9 8 лет назад +60

      There was not a spoon in this video. You need to realize that truth.

  • @zeynabe1997
    @zeynabe1997 10 лет назад +19

    This is the version where Neo takes the other pill...

  • @ANGELFRIEND62962
    @ANGELFRIEND62962 4 года назад +13

    3:20 Progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!
    Still funny to this day... 😂😂

    • @treehugger3615
      @treehugger3615 4 года назад

      Many people will not get this joke as with today's fast internet you will rarely encounter this "feature".

  • @abd1x7
    @abd1x7 4 года назад +5

    12 years later these video is recommended by RUclips

  • @Bulloxe4
    @Bulloxe4 11 лет назад +40

    My system crashed while I watched this video
    Fucking irony.

  • @kgomotsomaepa7846
    @kgomotsomaepa7846 5 лет назад +20

    As a South African, the ubuntu joke had on the floor. the pronunciation was priceless.

    • @wayfarouthere2268
      @wayfarouthere2268 5 лет назад +3

      Because you know the Ubuntu os? Or because the name of the os translates in Afrikaans?

    • @andrewschroeder202
      @andrewschroeder202 4 года назад +1

      Today I found out: how Americans pronounce Ubuntu

  • @MadManBovary
    @MadManBovary 2 года назад +2

    Isn’t it crazy that college humor is an umbrella label for like 5 different full groups of people

  • @SelfStirringPot-com
    @SelfStirringPot-com 11 лет назад +23

    'This is customer support, agent Jones from Connecticut, please hold,' said with Hindu accent and Indian ethnic music during hold was spot on and funny as hell - better than anything Saturday Night Live had in a decade.

    • @checthisshitout
      @checthisshitout 11 лет назад

      it just sucks he didn't say: herro sir, please come again XD if he'd said that that'd really have made my day.

    • @SelfStirringPot-com
      @SelfStirringPot-com 11 лет назад

      checthisshitout but.. but that would be way over the top racist. my politically correct implant is still beeping after reading what you wrote.

    • @checthisshitout
      @checthisshitout 11 лет назад

      Self Stirring Pot dude look around you, everything is racist these days... toilet paper, racist... why? because it's white :| books, racist... why? because there's more white paper than black letters :|
      black carpet, racist... why? because people step on it :|
      this list goes on quite a while, so yeah...

    • @SelfStirringPot-com
      @SelfStirringPot-com 11 лет назад

      checthisshitout ain't that the truth, sorry, i am still overcoming years worth of progressive indoctrination.

    • @DuckTruckLuck
      @DuckTruckLuck 11 лет назад +1

      checthisshitout
      Actually...there are usually more black words than white paper in a novel >.> just throwin that out there.

  • @yakir11114
    @yakir11114 8 лет назад +444

    when collegehumor was funny

    • @johnalexander651
      @johnalexander651 8 лет назад +23

      meh it was really hit and miss back then.

    • @yakir11114
      @yakir11114 8 лет назад +37

      John Alexander but it had hits. now its complete garbage.

    • @billaros1000
      @billaros1000 8 лет назад +1

      when was that?

    • @ianmason3357
      @ianmason3357 7 лет назад +2

      When CollegeHumor was funny.

    • @rockerseven
      @rockerseven 7 лет назад +4

      This was 10 years ago, maybe it's only because it hasn't held up all these years, or because numerous jokes about The Matrix have been made since then, but even this isn't that funny. To me CollegeHumor was funny when it was just a small, mostly user-submitted site, back in the early 2000s (which interestingly, was when I was in college lol).
      Maybe it's because it was actually college based humor, as opposed to now, where they are just yet another site making (bad) parodies about pop culture.

  • @CesarJoseee
    @CesarJoseee 11 лет назад +44

    Windows XP is great. They must have been using Windows Vista

  • @Walevolence
    @Walevolence 3 года назад +8

    Still a better love story than Matrix Ressurections