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Matrix Runs on Windows XP
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"The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!".....i lost it.
Ryan Duckering in old windows versions it was happening when you copying something, the progress bar was moving but remaining time was going up instead to drop.
Neo needs to learn Windows 7
SuperDuperBuilderman123 when that happens neo will have freed the matrix
Ryan Duckering Lol, it happens from time to time.
***** I actually needed the explanation. Thanks for it. :)
I love how Cypher is a complete good guy in this version.
Cause even he doesnt want to go back to this Matrix.
Complete good guy? He caused all the problems with the matrix cuz he couldn't stop BitTorrenting movies smh
@@nicholasmaslennikov2128 Hey man. I have no idea how those got there.
@@nicholasmaslennikov2128 maybe not a complete good guy, but he's not a villain, at least. and raise your hand if you haven't downloaded movies via BitTorrent? (OK, all of you with your hands down, stop lying 😀.)
@@hbdragon88 I'm an honest guy, I will admit I did it occassionally (though I prefer magnet link).
Max matrix video resolution is 2048x1536 because they use vga for video output.
2008 and it's so well made. Even the voices of the actors are accurate.
I swear I would’ve thought it was made later than that
11 years later in my recommendation just wow youtube
Edit: 12 years guys I got it the comment is 1 year ago so of course it will be 12 years by now
Edit: 13 or 14 years ago idk guys
Edit: 15 years?
At least that means that RUclips finally works right. I bet 11 years ago recommended was just full of trending shit.
Chris C you’re right, about the trending part
Hahaha
Yeah, but, 11 years later, is Windows working any better?
@@maximeprometheas nope! I finally learned... Ubuntu.
"Well hello there! Hope you have cookies enabled!" She nailed that perfectly!!!
Only by reading it I realized the joke.
Well General Kenobi!
That's aged like fine wine.
"Hope you have cookies enabled", is such a memorable and amazing line in this amazing video. It is just epic. The heroically stupid epic tragic irony of her saying that while cooking cookies in a windows-xp run matrix, makes it one of those lines for the ages that needs to be preserved for generations to come, it's like the most memorable lines Shakespeare ever wrote put together. Alas poor yorick you got nothin' on this. And yet..... it's still not even the most epic line of this video. That honor belongs to "Sooner or later, we all encounter an error. You will have to make a choice. To send an error report, or not to send it. But, is there a difference?" THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT is windows xp!
Dbd
''Hope you have cookies enabled...''
Cookie DLC required
cookies must be outlawed as soon as possible.
Room 641A Pssst, Dude I heard you want cookies.
***** Nope!
Novice Otaku23 We're not deaf
_Sooner or later, we all encounter an error._ *_You will have to make a choice._*
*To send an error report,*
*_OR_*
*_Not to send one_*
goddamnit i have a permanent hair on my screen
"But, is there a difference ??"
The hair got me 😁
To send an error report,
OR
Read more
@@SnapThority omg same. I was literally scratching my monitor...
How did I miss this legendary video for eleven years?
Me too.
The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up, get it?
Troopers miss a lot.
@@PankajKumar-os3dd makes sense now
Im 12 years late;-;
Wrong! Neo's pod would have blue-screened 30-seconds after the opening credits, forcing him to wake up immediately in the real world... which...would pretty much spoil the movie.
"Why do my eyes hurt?"
"You've never used the proper display drivers before."
+Sabatheus There is no real world. There is only the matrix. No one escapes the matrix...... ever!
+Johnfuse Dude... mind freaking blown lol!!
"you will have to make a choice.... to send an error report, or NOT to send one. but is there a difference?" lol yasss
because it's true....
LMMMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
there is no difference and we all know it thats the joke
there is no error report
There isn't. Microsoft will just replace one crappy code, program or OS with an even crappier one. So, there is really no point in sending it. MS doesn't care whether you like it or not, they run the show and keep taking everyone's money.
Apple: "This matrix is not available on this computer."
In hindsight not a bad thing
Haha I'm the 420 like
just use WINE
It is available, except it costs $499
(Where on windows you can get freeware software that works just as well and on Linux Distro's you can even get open source alternatives)
It's also on DOS!
What is crazy is the fact XP had more options and features than Windows 11.
I remember when audio setting allowed you to tweak everything about your speakers, the only options you have in Windows 11 is a "settings" page that takes up the entire screen that only has a single option you're allowed to tweak and that's a scroll bar for the volume.
Not to mention, Windows 11 knows more about you after using it for only five minutes than if you spent a lifetime in the matrix.
Not to mention the lack of ads and spyware.
Windows XP-Walks into coffee shop. Virus changes it into a strip club.
Windows Vista-Walks into coffee shop. Coffee shop isn't open.
Windows 7-Walks into coffee shop. Gets tea.
Windows 8-Walks into coffee shop. Gets lost.
Windows 10-Walks into coffee shop. Is stuck inside forever.
OSX-Not allowed to go into coffee shop.
Linux-Tries to figure how to open the door to the coffee shop.
Chrome OS-There is no coffee shop.
lol
Windows XP walks into coffee shop. Is changed into Strip Shop and is denied access on admin account by virus
TotesGoats windows 7 has a habit of thinking it knows better than its user, so often ends up doing things that seemingly go against what you want.
AXP Bonecrusher Windows XP is actually the most stable operating system out there, next to windows 7. its your fault for browsing sites you shouldn't be and not having some kind of protection.
AXP Bonecrusher windows 98 and 95 walks into coffee shop and buys coffee
At least it's not Windows Vista.
Or FUCKING Windows 98
98 was good, I used it until it was mid 2000s
98 was my first. And it did serve well then next generation occurred.
or, god forbid, windows 8.
Not a good experience with windows 8?
Windows: your keyboard is not working press any key to continue
Me: 😐
*presses power button
That was usually on MS-DOS: Keyboard not found. Press DEL to enter setup.
Your Internet Connection is not working. Do you want to search for solutions online?
Your mouse has keys
Therapist: Budget Keanu Reeves isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Budget Keanu Reeves:
''hope you have cookies enabled'' that line killed me xDDDDDD
"But, is there a difference?"
That quote is still relevant even today.
"But? Is there a difference?"
The best text ever
I come back to this video every so often and it still makes me laugh. The characters look totally spot-on. Whoever cast these actors did a fantastic job. The actors all sound like their movie counterparts, the humor is good, the shot quality is good. Everything about it is good. Top quality parody.
Yeah, it was a time when Collegehumor was still funny.
I hope you have cookies enabled
Robeon Mew 20th person to like.
Robeon Mew 78th person to like
^_^ There is no spoon. They're all in the washer.
119th person to like
haha ocd
Kinda wish they made a joke on Oracle...
"Your free trial of kungfu has expired." LOL
"the free trial has ended"
Just change the date on your computer to a date when the trial was active. Worked soo many times
Matty E install the prpgram with a later date then go back, worked with speed gear.
"Ubuntu? I'm going to learn Ubuntu?" x-D too bad this took 12 years to load on my recommendation...
Linus:The Architect.
@@tubevolts Richard Stallman: The Oracle
@@simonspasskiy Agent: Microsoft
@@TheOPtmal Apple: Déja vu cat; BSD: Merovingian
Just kidding though.
@@kjell159 Arch user here. didnt know ubuntu was even a thing 14 years ago, lol... still surprised its a thing now.
I had completely forgotten that CollegeHumor once made great stuff like this ...
This is a classic. a decade later and this is still damn hilarious...parodies this good don't get made anymore.
2006-2012 RUclips was prime.
Especially 2007 and 2008
College Humor was funny before they went woke
2023, I'm from the future 😅. You could say this also was better than the latest Matrix film from 2022.
@@Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush when I look back at what RUclipsrs like during my high school years in 2006 to 2011, it used to be so awesome where we can all make videos. The videos would actually get famous by people around the world are channels had comments and bulletins just like Facebook and MySpace we had options to make her own background of the transparency behind it having titles on our channel descriptions and have messages and the videos were really good and innovative, and it was overall an amazing site fast forward today and it’s far too liberal. It’s far too conservative with both of them fighting at war all you see you in scrolling as sexual contact like girls, Twerking, and making sexual dancing Tik Tok videos 10,000 people doing the exact same trend over and over and it’s far too liberal where we have very limited speech
RUclips: "Rating: no mature content"
CollegeHumor: "Amateurs"
Whoa
CollegeHumor's Prop Manager: I don’t know how those got there
Published on Nov 11, 2008
Viewed on Jul 12, 2019
July 13 here
@@zade6828 Same
Jul 14
Same July 14
And what is the point of this comment? You watched it after it was uploaded. Ok. It would be impressive if it was the other way around and it was published in 2019 and you watched it in 2008. But with it published in 2008 and you watching in 2019, that's not so impressive.
"He's mutliplying..."
I remember drawing with the windows on my family's PC.
Lol but i never used windows xp before
Yes, I use to love drawing by moving the window, lol
Ah the memories
Yeah
@@shodan658 During shutting down?
Ubuntu? I'm going to learn... Ubuntu?! LOL xD
Should have said wing dings lol
No you are going to learn Mandriva.
it's actually pronounced ooboontoo
Arch FTW! In no other distro will complete newbies be able to successfully finish the installation process, yet still be plagued for months afterward by strange technical bugs they don't understand caused by their ineptness!
Now if you'll excuse me, my computer keeps suspending itself.
Ubuntu? I'm going to learn Ubuntu?
Lol!
3:20 Progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!
Still funny to this day... 😂😂
Many people will not get this joke as with today's fast internet you will rarely encounter this "feature".
that angry look on smith's face when he calls tech support is what kills me
''Sooner or later we all encounter an error, Neo. You will have to make a choice: to send an error report, or not to send one... but... is there a difference?"' :D
This is this the greatest quote everr haha
Ivars Dominiks Noctis Probably not.
Your kong fu trial has expired. LOL
+hhds113 install kong.fu.trial.crack.exe
+Hellsong89 Hahahahaha!
*KUNG (runs off and rages)
She played such a good oracle!
Finally the YT Algorithm suggested this video. After so many years!!! Way to go, YT! What secrets do you still hide from me?
It's funny. Now that we look back on Windows XP as one of the best operating systems.
***** you are just too young
I did use it
***** tell me, what was the best OS? I am pretty sure xp was the best.
XP set a standard that 7&8 continue to emulate. XP 64 Bit is still considered one of the most stable 64bit platforms ever made. Linux users even respect XP.
***** lel anger problems
Try run matrix on windows 8, you will spend more time accidently going back to your home screen and then looking for the desktop again.
or you could use ubuntu, or mint, or fedora, or opensuse, or arch, or debian, or cent, or puppy, or any other linux os.
adam kimm Tell me when you reach Euphoria.
I remember the first time I saw Windows 8. I was like "Wow, this is so pretty, it looks like the future (which it was)." Then I was like "Who the hell designed the layout of all this? It's horrible." A beautiful OS, much faster than 7, but with a disastrous user interface. 8.1 at least fixed a few of my largest gripes but it just felt like a band aid on a much larger wound. Here's hoping 10's done right, it looks like it's on the right track so far. That or some Linux distribution may actually be a thing if someone can get the app and driver support together with a few other bells and whistles.
Ethan Palmer
Or if you're me, receive an inconsistent blue screen error every 10 minutes.
if thats how bad it would be on XP, imagine what happens when they "upgrade" to vista lol
Everything has beautiful design, but also takes forever to load
I LOST IT when she asked "is there a difference". 2:07
at least it isn't vista
"you are now logging into the matrix."
"are you sure you want to log into the matrix?"
"are you sure that you're sure that you want to log into the matrix?"
"please grant administrator access to log into the matrix."
"are you sure you want to grant administrator access to log into the matrix?"
"Vista doesn't recognize .EXE files. Please download these 50 updates and drivers to maybe help."
+deadpan237 Why are people always complaining about Vista? I had it for years and didn't have any problems.
+tomlxyz idk. I use 7 but never used vista
all those fucking sleep and wake issues is what killed it for me
+tomlxyz
I dealt with vista for years and there wasn't a single day that I didn't want to smash my computer in.
"It looks like you are trying to bend a spoon with your mind, can i help you with that?
I got it"
The Aviation Have you tried realizing the truth that there is no spoon?
Richard Gustafson Hax!
The Aviation What? *monitor smashes face*
Richard Gustafson Dad customers support this is Rajhol, please hold *Plays music*.
-How can i help you?
The Aviation congratulations, you understood the damn video
The “amateurs...woah” was spot on Keanu Reeves lmao
Your free trials of kung fu have expired. LOL
The bullet at 3:03 is rotating the wrong way for the groove pattern on the bullet.
Must be a bug!
Good spot!
777scubadiver smart
Who else saw this for the first time 10 years after this was first uploaded?
Here i am
Same
Going on 11 for me.
11 for me
11
After all these years, everything is same except XP is replaced by Windows 10.
A classic I had forgot all about and YT recommended it to me again 10 years later.
"Customer support this is jim jones from Connecticut please hold"
HipsterBot more like Calcutta.
Thank you come again.
It's not Jim Jones it's agent Jones. 😂🤣😂
They knew about the indians many years ago lol
Rakkesh meet us tech support
Ha ha?*:;!'
Free trial of kung-fu has expired.
I love the delivery on "Try CTRL+ALT+DEL!"
"Hope you have cookies enabled", is such a memorable and amazing line in this amazing video. It is just epic. The heroically stupid epic tragic irony of her saying that while cooking cookies in a windows-xp run matrix, makes it one of those lines for the ages that needs to be preserved for generations to come, it's like the most memorable lines Shakespeare ever wrote put together. Alas poor yorick you got nothin' on this. And yet..... it's still not even the most epic line of this video. That honor belongs to "Sooner or later, we all encounter an error. You will have to make a choice. To send an error report, or not to send it. But, is there a difference?" THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT is windows xp!
I was using XP until 2012. It truly is one of the best OS' s ever made. sure, it's outdated now, but it held up really well for the past decade. I was playing Steam games on it, I was watching 720p RUclips videos on it. it really held up well. not to mention that it had charm to it, with the iconic wallpapers and the little easter eggs hidden in the OS. I remember finding an ASCII Star Wars video on the computer. Windows 7 was better, even though it lost a bit of charm, and now we have Windows 8.1, which has completely ruined the start menu, made it harder to operate and even crammed it with bloatware. XP is still my favourite OS. I know it's outdated, but it was the best OS when you compare OS' s to the time of release.
Actually now we have windows 10.
Cam Sullivan wut.
Niceguy3210 Have you tried windows 10?
Cam Sullivan yeah... I don't think you get what my comment meant.
+Niceguy3210 i think thats partly nostalgia speaking and considering the fact how much time you spent on it also says a lot about the subjective opinion of your comment, im not saying your wrong but it seems to me that youre trying to state a fact here based on opinions
This should have been vista. XP was the most stable while vista was a mess.
But still I have encountered these problems on XP.
ATM windows 7 is the most stable, and the most used, Then its windows 8 which is really good but people hate on it for no reason.
Then its XP.
Then its 98
Then its 95
Then its this
then its that
*hours later*
then its windows vista
then its Mac OS X
Then its Lin...
*BSOD*
***** windows 8 has plenty of reasons to hate on it. It runs on my desktop and wont work with a few games and programs, and is generally a bitch to figure out.
BobDawg173 I freakin love windows 8.1. They implemented things that I've long for windows 7.
You obviously have not tried XP the day it was released.
As a South African, the ubuntu joke had on the floor. the pronunciation was priceless.
Because you know the Ubuntu os? Or because the name of the os translates in Afrikaans?
Today I found out: how Americans pronounce Ubuntu
This is better than Resurrections.
The "cookies enabled" always gets me LOL
I'm the kid bending the spoon lmfaoo
what if it was on a Dell computer...
...running on Windows Vista?
It would be worse if it was a samsung smartphone while charging and using this shitty ui with tons of bloatware.
windows Vista soooo wrong haha
Darwon Kim what if it was running on Windows95
It would crash at the mere mention of running The Matrix.
Darwon Kim I still have one... it still says the first hd computer ever invented still...
Isn’t it crazy that college humor is an umbrella label for like 5 different full groups of people
sooner or later we all have to make a choice, to send an error report or not to send, but is there a difference?
"The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!"
This so much, lol
***** yeah it was awesome xD
rofl
Back when college humor was actually funny.
@Caleb Shonk Agreed. Now they're just hot garbage. Powerthirst 2: Redomination was the best.
It's taken me years to realize the Ubantu joke.
1:28 I hope you have cookies enabled ^^
I love how Cypher is a full ally in this version.
Cause even he doesnt want to go back to this Matrix.
This is nostalgic seeing this again
This matrix is way better than the new matrix resurrection trailer... 😂
lol agreed! :P
Unfreeze!
Unfreeze!
Try ctrl+alt+delete!
if power button doesn't work, remove the battery
+nikhil k lol,I always unplug and then hit the power button several times to drain any current available.
+nikhil k That's my name! What's your last name?
Actually this fits Vista much better.
"There comes a time in your life when you reach an error. And you must make a choice: either send an error report or don't send and error report, but in the end does it really make a difference?
I dont think that guy is really from Connecticut you guys.
Lol Jim Jones yeah right.
What gave it away? Hmm.....
Plot twist: his name really is Jim Jones and he is in connecticut, he just grew up in india.
1:53 i can watch this all day...
"Your free trial of kung fu has expired."
Laos
Edit: Okay yeah I meant lmao I'm sorry Lao people. Say hello to the Mekong River for me.
You mean lmao? Laos is a country.
@Reno Alkonga you mean Cambodia?
Is this Laos?
The barby white girl with glasses in the video is gorgeous I find.
LAOS
This is genious. Though I have never had windows xp crash on me, it was a solid rock!
It crashed with me
imagine if we r in a simulation In windows xp
ikr
+Xenoblade 101 probably a weak computer
`then you don't need to learn Ubuntu
All of these Windows XP annoyances are so nostalgic now :(
The BSOD genuinely freaked me out tho.
How would it be if Matrix ran on Ubuntu?
Flawless
sudo free-humanity
Mostly smooth, but it wouldn’t work with a Nvidia graphics card.
It would be impossible to uninstall the bluetooth drivers, even if the Matrix works over optic fiber.
It would share your memories with Amazon by default.
Sound would work fine, but with a stack of 3 different drivers.
We would still be waiting for the smartphone version of the matrix.
It would be a lot more difficult for the team to hack it, leaving Neo as an unprivileged user by default.
you have
12
thousand
million updates!
"to send an error report, or not send one. But... is there a difference? ;)" Lmao that was the best thing ive ever heard
12 years later these video is recommended by RUclips
Apple-Fanboys in 2018: Oh boy this "free-trial-expired" joke never gets old *lmao*
Apple in 2019 : We proudly present the Pro Stand
Sorry, can I ask, how is this related?
That's why I try to avoid free trials
@@eternallylearning2811 Yup, either buy the software to own it forever or use freeware and open source(Yeah, you can always crack soft, but we don't talk about it)
Let's be honest, we all lost it on the Report Lady.
When is it in the video?
.
This never gets old. xD
I keep seeing your year old comments no matter where I go, from Dorkly to CollegeHumor
StupidMarioBros1Fan yeah
StupidMarioBros1Fan o9
Never.
Never
Lol RUclips recycling old recommendations. Recommends me again after 10 years 😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣
Still a better love story than Matrix Ressurections
*TRY CONTROL ALT DELETE*
Windows, Mac, Linux, et cetera all run just fine if you take care of your computer.
1/3 of the Os-Es stated in that comment should be removed....
Bentley Did I miss something?
Windows.... even if you take care of it, it will still slow down after a certain period of time.
Bentley I've had my PC, running Windows 7 for two years and runs just like the day I got it.
Sooooo, false.
Buts thats you. Not the rest of the people.
1:30 : "hope you have cookies enabled"
That one aged really well!
3:15 I can't stop laughing at this part LMAO
Old joke comes to mind...
A: Installed Linux. Fu.ked all night with settings.
B: Installed Win. Fu.ked all night with GF.
Use your time efficiently
You're not gonna get censored for saying fuck.
.... And waste time with crappy software that lack functions. I agree that Linux as OS loading speed is better than Win or (probably) any other (didn't compare).
You can buy a complete car, or you can make it your self. If your aim is just to have a car as a tool, without deep knowledge of the Inside, you buy it from supplier and use it. If your goal, however, is to make your own car (for whatever reason) then you waste your time on that activity.Matter of preferences.
I just posted a comment about remembering a joke. You are being a fan-boy here...
Vladimir V. Ubuntu takes nearly no config whatsoever. Installation, that's it really, but it still doesn't take all night. Unless you want to have Arch, then I am not surprised
really kid? your scared of words?
Find 'N' Frag I think you may have missed a word or two in Vladimir V. 's post. He said "old joke." Fifteen years ago, Linux was quite different.
I don't get it guys. windows xp is actually known for being extremely efficient, that's why even nowadays many corporations and banks haven't upgraded from it
This should have been Windows 2000... now that would've been funny.
***** Windows Millenium Edition was rushed, and therefore very buggy, Windows 2000 was made to replace Millenium Edition, and was way less buggy.
Chris Mc. nope, windows vista. NOW THAT was crappy
Puque Quat
Windows 2000 is my favourite OS after Windows 7. Really stable and I can't remember any blue screen encounters. The only problem was its incompatibility many games. I almost managed to forget ME ever existed until you mentioned it. Thanks for ripping open old wounds ;( :P
Ninjadudewhat Hey! I use Vista! M.E. sucks for sure, even more than Vista(Not that it does).
“Amateurs.... whoa... I don’t know how those got there”
Should have put those in a hidden folder.
😅 classic.. As ever. I also learnt Ubuntu.. After I failed with fedora. 😅 fedora core 6 to be exact.
"The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up"
story of my life XD
That's deep.
I think you meant "The progress bar isn't moving, but the remaining time is going down."
@@IchCharacter no moving, it mean that the progress bar is deceasing
@Strange guy It was a joke about the latter part of the comment. He's making no progress in life, but his time is running out.
@@IchCharacter i know, he said the progress bar is moving notice there is a "but" that mean the previous was negative compare to the next line that mean his progress bar is decreasing, that's my theory
Cypher looks really close to the real one.
This is really well done! Everyone looks similar as well. Good job!
This is still awesome in 2021!
Ladies and gentlemen, one of Collegehumor's greatest hits. They've stopped making them, so you'll have to savor the ones that are out there.
+Alexey Khalimonov too true
It's called virtue signalling, look it up and it'll explain why so many comedians forget they're supposed to be funny and decide to force an agenda down our throats instead.
Most of the BEST comedians were extremely political and made their jokes and their names on "agendas".
What is George Carlin's infamous "Seven Dirty Words" if not a political statement about Conservative "values" at that time? Bill Hicks? His entire performance was just his agenda, his point of view. Lenny Bruce. Chris Rock. Dave Chappelle. Bill Burr. Louis C. K.
...I could go on...
You're kind of stupid, aren't you? You really didn't notice, did you? You must be extremely thick-skulled.
You probably define "comedy" as Jeff Foxworthy and like, that watermelon-smashing guy. You pig-people disgust me.
Noe Bodi I never found Jeff Foxworthy funny because his humor is too safe. There's no risk taken. Everyone hates Trump, so nothing new or interesting is being done when you make fun of him, you're just saying to the world "Hey look at me, I fit in!" Also, when you have to assume someone else's intelligence in an argument, it means you're wrong, so you resort to petty insults.
The error report part, it speaks to me.
What does he say after "it slowed down over time"?
"Cypher bittorrents a lot of movies."
Didn't know this existed, got reccomended by youtube, didn't know how much i needed to watch this master piece, doesn't matter how many years has passed, it's awesome.
it was terribly lame and unfunny, the topic had thousand of potentials for funny jokes, and it couldnt be unfunnier than this
Blue Screen of Death - guess you can't dodge this one