Nicolas Cage's Agent
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If anyone's curious why the Nick Cage actor sounds so spot on, it's because it's the real Nick Cage. They pitched him the skit and he instantly said yes. His agent wouldn't provide any comment.
"For example there's this one. You'd be playing yourself - "
"I'm in!"
"No, you'd be playing yourself in a _RUclips parody_ of you not being careful about which movies you pick - "
"Perfect!"
"... I need a drink."
Plz make it be real
dont worry its real
I really wish that was true :D
@@HowlingWolf518 I fully believe Cage would love this
Notice in the office that over time nicholas gets more and more oscar awards
I loved that detail!
Thank you for bringing my attention to something I had never noticed before about this sketch. I've come back to it ever since it was originally uploaded and I never saw that. Though to nitpick, you can't really be sure those are Nicholas's awards, this agent could be the agent for other actors too and they could be winning the awards.
Or those are Razzies'.
3 Oscars and 3 Golden Globe
I like how as it keeps getting worse, for the guy, more awards show up, and then bottles of booze replace the oscars and awards.
Over a decade later...
He's a mute security guard who fights pizza restaurant mascots
He's a black and white Spider-Man from the forties
He's Dracula
But most of all, he's Nicolas Cage
No he’s Nick Cage. Very different
ok, but like.... every single one of those movies is amazing (except renfeild.. its not out yet T-T)
@@ogpillow0872 Yes, that's the joke
@@JDPlaysMoth my bad, i thought you were slandering our lord and savior Nicholas for a sec. we couldn't have that
Have you seen "Prisoners of the Ghostland"?
“Schindler’s Fist, Schindler’s Pissed”
That was brilliant.
I'm positive that bit was there because the writer realized another really good pun after the first one and couldnt choose between them
I thought Schindler's Fist was a porno flick.
those are just alternate titles for the Taken series
Then the last unexpected film in the trilogy: Schindler's Twist
@@beavishulme180 The Triple Whammy lmao
"When I heard about participating in the spider verse, I immediately said yes."
*-Actual quote from the real Nicolas Cage*
"Okay, in this movie, you'd be playing Spider-Man-"
"Yes."
"No, let me finish. Spider-Man, but he's a moronic black-and-white 'detective' with a deplorable sense of humor."
"Yes!"
"...I quit."
@@f.i.r.e.5119 I was born for it, Gary
*Another award shows up*
Yeah but Nic Cage genuinely loves comics. He literally named himself after Luke Cage (real last name is Coppola, yes that Coppola) and he named his son Kal-El. I am not making this shit up. He will always take comic roles.
And boy did it pay off, SpiderNoir was awesome.
@@f.i.r.e.5119 Hey man, Noir is awesome.
Agent: Hey nick. So, you'll be acting as yourself in a RUclips video that mocks you not being selective about acting roles.
Cage: Perfect!
Lmao
Actually, he did star in an SNL skit mocking himself
this comment is gold
Sounds like Andy Sandberg
That would be pretty great if they got him to do it
Now we have "The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent"
Nicolas Cage: whatever you just said, I'm in
Ironically, according to Wikipedia, Nicholas Cage turned the offer down multiple times before finally accepting the role xd
@@lemons107 And it turned out well.
Not the worst movie I've ever seen.
That would be EVERY SINGLE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MOVIE!
They should have filmed them on that tape that self-destructs.
Amazing movie
The fact that he’s winning Oscar’s for all these goes to show you that Nicholas Cage is a great actor.
And yet he was snubbed for pig.
He pours his heart and soul into his movies
Notice how the awards keep pilling up.
They should've been Razzies.
I didn't notice that. That's funny.
Alexsander Rain Good eyes, thank you.
Alexsander Rain Then they become empty liquor bottles. Awwww.
Was just about to comment on that
Finding out he's taking a role as Joe Exotic makes this even better.
"Guess what, motherfuckers!"
MatiZ815 Can’t wait to see the casting for his three husbands.
Just for accuracy, I still think David Spade should play him
@@jeffbrehove2614
Only if its a sequel to Joe Dirt.
No fucking way! Its that true? Come on, dont play!
"I like being in movies Gary" a phrase that has been in my head for years. Can't believe I finally found this video again
I think one of the best underappreciated bits of this sketch is the ever-increasing set of awards/trophies on the shelf behind the agent. All these terrible concepts are award-winning films.
Beside the growing number of booze bottles. lol
I mean that doesn't necessarily mean those are for the bad movies. The thing about nick cage is that he does have good award winning roles and is a strong actor, he just also does a lot of garbage as well.
Whoever’s doing Nicolas Cage’s voice in this sketch is absolutely perfect
That wasn't a voice actor.
@@edloki3057 seriously ? A compilation of movie lines ?
@@Toto-95 No dude. I'm kidding. I meant to imply that was actually Nic Cage himself.
It was Nicholas Cage.
@@edloki3057 Well, of course: they approached him, and he instantly said yes.
Not gonna lie...
If Nick was in a movie called "Space Ass", I'd definitely be there on opening night.
Space ass should've been named Asstronaut
+crazystairs712 Space: The Final FrontRear
+EPrimeify "Schindler's Fist" and "Schindler's Pissed" are something I would like to see.
+Klobi for President fist
William Hartnell ?
"You'll be starring in an off-brand adaptation of "Five Nights at Freddy's" as a badass janitor who fights the animatronic monsters."
Or a judo fighter who fights aliens
“Yes Yes YES!”
*"Yes-"*
"This janitor is also mute-"
*"DID I STUTTER?"*
i'd actually watch it
@@luigithewall2224 Dude, it's a real movie.
@@gnbman wait, *WHAT* ?
“Let’s get Bruckheimer on the phone!” -best line of this entire masterpiece
Even more relevant 8 years later with the rise of Netflix and VOD.
hehe vekoma
he's so ahead of his time
And the "fnaf movie" with the Nicolas .
Hey Theme Park Crazy!
@Kellan Henry @Reid Branson Whoa! 2 bots in 1!
There should be a Johnny Depp version of this.
5179anonymous
Don't forget Morticai which bombed.
5179anonymous
Not worth watching. To me it looks like a Pink Panther ripoff.
Roses are Johny Depp
Violets are Johny Depp
Depp
Johny Depp
+5179anonymous i didn't dislike the lone ranger I have seen much worse movies
Is it made by Tim Burton?
IM IN
I will never not laugh at “a very pol pot christmas”
Gary: “You’ll be playing a Jiu Jitsu master who fights an alien and trains another guy in order to save the Earth.”
Nic Cage: “Brilliant”
Taught of this video when i saw the trailer too lmao.
What movie is that.
@@byronsenior6499 Jiu Jitsu
And no one actually USES jiu jitsu if i remember correctly
@@Akhaandir actually one does
Almost six years later, this is still very relevant
I'm still waiting for "A Very Pol Pot Christmas."
and it's better than most modern collegehumour sketches, including anything they've done over the past... I dunno 9 months.
its more relevant every time nicolas cage makes a new movie
This is one of the best CollegeHumor sketches ever.
At 7 ;)
*The Shawshank Exception*
I'm dying 😂
RIP in piece.
Adrian Jutronich you do know that you just said "rest in peace in piece" right?
that waving warden tho 😂😂
Rip in piece lmao what a moron !!!!
Adrian Jutronich dumb ass
12 years later and I would still happily watch a 30-minute version of this sketch.
Like Cage would say, "I'm in"
Gary: You'll be playing Dracula in a movie about Renfield.
Cage: I'm in!
Gods, I can't wait to see that one.
“You’ll be playing a 1940’s Spider-Man a-“
“I’m in”
“Let me finish you’ll be part of a multiverse with other spider-people”
“YES YES YES”
Isn't he based in the 30s
@@mikepagebrand 1920s, actually
@@gsomslayer Potato potato, he drinks egg creams and fights Nazis.
@@Silverwind87 yep, that's noir
@puppylover sorry that im not a certified historian pal
Notice how the oscars pile up
lol, I think the point is that, while he stars in some godawful movies, he's still one of the greats.
Since he owes alot to the irs. That might be reason
I know. You'd think his agent would be happy about that.
Yeah. In fact, I don't know why the agent hates his job; it's easy now! He doesn't have to spend 3 years arguing with Nick about which movie to choose. He just has to name the movie on the top of the pile of ideas and Nick is off. That's an easy job!
Look close, they're not all Oscars, some of them are liquor bottlesXD
"No one wants to see an all-white remake of The Color Purple!"
"Sucks for them!"
And then it was made. I couldn't stop laughing.
He also won his fourth oscar for it
Cant help and think, that would do well right now
Actually reminded me of the color of space
I couldn't stop laughing when he said your a tasteless asshole
Nickolas cage: a What?
agent: TASTELESS ASSHOLE
@@copperdaylight Textureless, as space can't be seen, but also the same purple and white of unused textures! Wait, no, that's wrong...
"FNAF but you're a mute, energy drink addicted, OCD janitor who kills the animatronics in bar fights"
"I love it!"
i would unironically watch that ngl
@@amateurprogrammer25 well your in luck it's in Netflix
@@RibbidyJamGames wait what
@@amateurprogrammer25 yea Willy's Wonderland
when they said, 'people do not want to see an all-white remake of the color purple!' 'sucks for them!' that's where I lost it.
Me too!
just the way the actor playing Cage said that line did it for me, could not stop laughing.
unable to finish the video... a ass with his face
This was AMAZING
Holy SHIT I lost it. Thank god my boss isn't here 😂 🤣
“I like being in movies, Gary”
“I know that you do but you have to say no to some of them! Like this new one where the hero is a nazi who can only speak in adverbs...”
DarkToboki “Lets do it.”
The Almighty MLG “No, wait, Nick! Come on!”
DarkToboki “Now I want you to think hard about this, ok? You’ll be playing superman-“
The Almighty MLG “I love it”
"Schindler's Fist" and "Schindler's Pissed" had me ROLLING! 😂😂😂😂😂
"You're gonna be in a movie called Willy's Wonderland."
"Ok."
"It's a Five Nights at Freddy's ripoff."
"Ok."
"Your character is a soda addict."
"Ok."
"Your love interest is a pinball machine."
"Ok."
"And you never speak a word."
"Ok."
"...I'm making this up."
"Let's do it."
"Oh for Christ's sake!"
And just like in sketch - he actually produced that one
@Tim Moroz Yeah it was!
*Movie comes out and everyone likes it.*
"Huh, I expected it to be garbage but Nic did the impossible."
It's not a FNAF ripoff. I'd say it's more of a spoof
ironically it was Nicolas cage who offered that his character didn’t speak in order to make it appear like a literal video game character of old.
and they went for it, and it...actually works.
"You'd be playing Superman--"
"I love it."
"Let me finish, Superman's cat. You'd be playing Superman's cat."
"I love it, Gary..."
I’d like a movie about Streaky, the Supercat (yes, that’s canon)
The best part of it is that the ad shows a regular cat, so the movie its literally about superman’s not-super-at-all pet
Well... Tim Burton almost made him Superman that one time.
And he ended up playing Superman. In the Teen Titans Go movie, that is surprisingly not terrible
Bacxaber i honestly wouldn’t mind seeing something like that... ya know Cats And Dogs much?
"This movie will ruin your career" At this point, I dunno if that's possible. Nick Cage could star in schlock for the rest of his life and I'd probably watch all of it.
He's got an uncanny charisma to him like schwarzenegger. Youre watching it to see him rather than the movie itself.
@@Batchall_Accepted I mean it's Nice Cage, holy patrant saint of memes why would you not watch the movies he's in. The official FNaF movie is now officially the worst FNaF movie for not having Nic Cage in it
Roger Ebert said that nick cage is a good actor in good movies and an indispensable one in bad movies.
I got a couple DVDs from the dollar store with Nicholas Cage starring.
If you haven't seen "Humanity Bureau", you should. He's the greatest Schlock Jock known to mankind (and some women, too.)
@@TimeBomb014XDoes that mean Willy’s Wonderland is the superior FNAF movie?
“People do not want to see an all white remake of the color purple”!
“Sucks for them!!!”
Greatest exchange of lines ever😂😂
"Oskar Schindler is not an action hero"
"He is now!"
Can't say collegehumour knew Liam Neeson would become an action star but...
@@Wis_Dom yeah but not fully to the extent he is now
@@jjmarr7130 "Taken" was in 2008. This sketch was in 2010. Liam Neeson was already an action star by then.
Darkman, Batman Begins, no?
The golden age of College humour
meh Silver Age. Golden age was back at 2008 and stuff.
Silver Age was still the best
Bronze Age (2012-early2014ish) wasn't too bad either
yep. downhill once they started getting preachy about politics
Skeet Barlow yeah i think maybe its some SNL influence plus its easy
Too true
Who did the Nicolas Cage voice impersonation? It was perfect.
It was so so
Agent: Hey nick. So, you'll be acting as yourself in a RUclips video that mocks you not being selective about acting roles.
Cage: Perfect!
+LakuPelle Who did the written Nicholas Cage impersonation? It was perfect
+Matt Foley Who said it's impersonation? :D
+Matt Foley Nicolas cage
Nic Cage is starting in Jui Jitsu. A movie where he trains Jui Jitsu students to fight aliens in 2020.
“You’ll be playing Dracula, but the whole movie is focused on his servant, Renfield“
“YES YES YES!!!”
i liked that movie
I would watch Schindler's Fist.
Me too if it was porn.
+MisterJackTheAttack ITS THE SAME MOVIE
I assumed it was just a porno...
It is actually a porno, it exists, I will never be the same.
AntiBunny Studio
The award shelf is my favorite little detail
The made-up film by the agent is pure genius.
I'd watch that.
i'd definitely watch it seems like a kid friendly movie as well.
It was such a miss that Color Purple remake in 2023 was without Nicolas Cage...
This aged like fine wine.
"SUCKS FOR THEM!"
I fucking lost it lmfao
Davon85J My favorite part😂😂😂
Movies with awards:
-Swastikly
-Puke Bus
-Schindler's Fist
-Lanturn Jack
And Retold To Kill a Mockingbird (that got two I think)
Checked to be sure, but…:
0:03 1 award for "The Sorcerer's Apprentice".
0:51 1 award for "Swastikly".
1:06 1 award for "Puke Bus".
1:29 1 award for "Schindler's Fist".
1:46 1 award for "Lantern Jack".
2:07 2 awards for "To Kill A Mockingbird (Retold)".
So basically, the only one you were missing was the only film that actually exists, meaning a total of…7 awards throughout this video. And that guess towards the end was pretty on-point for a thought instead of a certainty.
Space Ass got robbed!
@@therealememci5380 he fact that retold to kill a Mockingbird won an award is concerning
@@The_Evening_Sun I think the joke to that detail was that it shouldn't have received an award due to its racist pitch, let-alone two awards, yet it did; not that it actually would be a good idea for a movie, but that if garbage movie pitches like there were for Swastikly, Puke Bus, Schindler's Fist, and Lantern Jack, could each get an award after release, why not point-out the inanity behind the "awards"-system of Hollywood by giving the fictional and controversial retelling of To Kill A Mockingbird two awards instead of being a career-ending film like it [hopefully] would've been if done IRL?
Either that, or I might be giving the writer and/or set designer too much credit…
Actually he has 1 Oscar that is the one on the shelf to start
If Cage is in it, I'll watch it. He's one of the most dynamic actors out there. He's literally perfect for every role. One of his more recent films, Mandy, is absolutely incredible.
Yo that movie was really cool, he seems to be starting his own genre of horror movies where he kicks all the villains asses
Agent: "Alright Nick, you're not gonna believe this. They want you to be in a film kinda like that indie game Five Night's at Freddy's where the main character uses guns to deal with the robot animals. LIke, could you even imagi-"
Nick: "I already signed the contract."
I love how the amount of awards in the room keeps increasing
An Actual Brick Wow! I didn't notice that!
That shelf on the wall ALSO adds liquor bottles, And towards the end, there's a hanging rope, LMBO! :-P
In case anyone's wondering, the real reason that Nicholas Cage is in so much trash is that when he first became famous and started making money, he spent millions he didn't have on useless junk like a 2 million dollar T-rex skull, and is now deeply in debt.
Is that a real fact?
@@natehandford5030 ye
Also because NC dont want to be type cast, he wants to explore the borders of acting itself. Im not kidding, he is a briliant actor just look at Leaving Las Vegas or Moonstruck. He has range. And all his movies explore his capacity as an actor, even the trash ones.
Mandy is a good recent one of his!
For real, he's legally obligated not to turn down work until he pays off his debtors. If he's available, he's gotta do it. That's why he's in so much dreck.
The guy bought two castles in Europe, against his financial advisors advice. The guy had zero ability to control himself.
had to rewatch this now that Nicolas Cage will be playing Nicolas Cage in Dead by Daylight
Anyone else here after watching the trailer for “Pig”?
This is my favorite College Humor video.
Super Man cuz it has ur cat in it.
this one and gotta get my dick out of this toaster sketch
Mine too, even after seven years :) It really is genius.
Super Man i laugh so hard i can hardly breath! ”what is wrong with you” ”you`re a mad man”😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"A Very PolPot Christmas" that may very well have been the best joke to ever come out of college humor and I love it
PokeYankeefan As yankee whom lives in cambodia it's funny
PokeYankeefan Wh's polpot?
PokeYankeefan K thnks. Also what's Cambodian hilter?
clowntrooper61 A guy that tortured then murdered 1/4th of his country's population.
mysterypersonbc That too
And now Nicolas Cage is playing the role of Nicolas Cage in a new movie.
Life imitating art.
The years keep passing, but this never stops being 100% relevant.
Gary: “You’ll be playing Spider-Man who fights nazis and is black and white alongside a bunch of other Spider-people including a pig.”
Nicolas Cage: “Perfect”
Nazis? In the 1920s?
@@Bluesit32 The Nazi party was actually founded in 1920, but I'm pretty sure the 'Noir' Spider-Man is set in the '30s.
@@jic1 Ah, so it is. 1933. My mistake. Still, Spidey never fought the Nazis. Not directly. Just the American German sympathisers led by Otto Octavius who was quickly disavowed by the actual Nazis because he was a cripple.
bruh, spider-man noir
come on. that's a win
@@Bluesit32 could by hydra i guess
"Oskar Schindler is not an action hero." - *"He is now!"*
Sucks for them!
schindler's Fits Lol
Get Bruckheimer on the phone, I really want to see this
I can't believe this was made 12 years ago, it's still so relevant today. I laughed so hard my face hurt.
Agent: Now I want you to think hard about this one.. You'd be playing a version of yourself who gets invited to a party hosted by Pedro Pascal, who plays an obsessive fan who forces you to recreate your most famous characters and scenes.
Nicolas: I am so in!
Schindler's Fist sounds like a porno.
saltypork101 Which, on further reflection, I would totally watch.
I am fairly certain it already is
It is
+saltypork101
Pretty sure Schindler's list is already basically a porno...
meepo44fromroblox Whatever floats your boat, matey. ;)
You know what I'm more surprised of. Not that Nic Cage said yes to these projects but that these projects got green lit at all by studios. lol
+Bane Knightfall I agree, only half of them are remakes, it's pretty surprising.
Agent: So Nic, in this one you’ll be playing a gay, polygamist, gun-toting, failed-politician who owns a shady roadside Oklahoma tiger zoo.
Nic: yes!
Agent: He gives men meth so that they stay married to him.
Nic: yes!
Agent: He feeds his employees expired meat from Walmart.
Nic: yes!
Agent: He goes insane and puts out a hit on a woman from Florida.
Nic: YES YES YES!
Okay, but I heard actors can have fun playing the villain. Especially when in this case when said villain is very famous and involved with other shady people.
Now... how sure are we, that Joe Exotic wasn't made up by CollegeHumor writers?
Sounds exactly like their other scripts.
That actually sounds like fun and a good role
Oh are they going to be remaking the tiger king but with nicholas cage?
honestly now, a Tiger King movie sounds like could be a really fun project to be involved in.
"And it's not shot on film, its shot on fruit-by-the-foot." I dunno why thats so funny to me. 😂
I would LOVE to buy all those Nic Cage posters.
I want that "The Color Purple" poster.
Oskar Schindler is not an action hero!
HE IS NOW
People do not want to see an all white remake of "The Color Purple!"
pittland44 Sucks for them!
Dear Nick Cage,
Please make all these films
Sincerely,
Everybody
But schindler is not an action star
Tasteless Asshole
@@mer6686 he is now
@Studio Autio well played
You'd watch 90 minutes of real estate ads?
They actually predicted the "Color Out of Space", with that The Color Purple!
Just got done watching Willy’s Wonderland...this video is so relevant
That was a fun movie.
I loved that movie
For those wondering, the award winning movies were Swastikly, Puke Bus, Schindler's Fist, Lantern Jack, and the remake of To Kill A Mockingbird.
Puke Bus won an award? xD
Yeah, one shows up on his agents mantle after the movie was made.
Superman's Cat won an award as well
to kill a mockingbird got 2 awards
Yet no love for Space Ass... 😯
Three years after seeing this originally and i still laugh at it "tasteless asshole "
yes xD
Swastikly, gets me every time.
Same here, it was the perfect punchline.
Puke Bus was the most hilarious to me
THIS AGED SO WELL WITH HIS NEW MOVIE
Pig?
@@rickardkaufman3988 nah
@@holup4990 The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent?
@@rickardkaufman3988 yes
The shawshank exception- Nicholas Uncaged.
This video kills me once a year
What resurrection spell do you use?
I prefer direverso, what about you?
Eh, i like Regenerate
Yeah, regenerate also gets the job done even though that's not my favorite resurrection spell
Eh, I just like coming back with 60% HP, saves a lot on items
well... I guess Nicholas Cage should have been in...
*puts sunglasses on*
...Yes Man
Vedo Le Stelle Obscure but I like it
You don't say
Boo
Nic Cage and David Caruso were actually in a movie together in the 90s
This hits different now that we know he was doing bad movies to get out of debt. Good for Nick for not being above it. But seriously, this is still hilarious.
he was never in debt he's problay one of them most wealthy people in america look up his real last name
@@JeremiahDouglas Thanks but nah
@@JeremiahDouglas He bought a castle and a t-rex skull. I'm not 100% sure if he was in literal debt, but he was living beyond his means and needed to make as much as possible.
he was absolutely in debt lol, just cause he's a Coppola doesn't mean he didn't have a load of debt that he needed to pay off over a decade@@JeremiahDouglas
@@spaceblockb5284All that shit plus his mom's medical bills put him in literal debt, and part of his bankruptcy settlement was that he couldn't decline any role until he paid off his creditors.
Several years later, I'm still dying at the concept of Schindler's Fist.
"i like being in movies gary" lol
You can't fault the man for that.
The sad part is, that all of these sounds like movies that would legitimately be on Netflix.
james wasda no they sound like Syfy channel movies
What are you talking about? Netflix has done some seriously amazing stuff.
@@danagray9709 some amaizing stuff, but they have much more than just some stuff
james wasda I would watch some of these
Did you noticed that after every few movies there appear new golden statue above desk ?
You don't become the greatest actor in Hollywood without saying yes to literally everything
sad but true
So uhh… there’s a movie out… staring nick cage… playing nick cage… about… nick cage
I fucking died at "It's going to be shot on fruit by the foot" XD
since english isn't my native tongue I didn't quite get what that phrase is supposed to mean. its not to be taken literal, right? like a guy filming the movie with his foot using a fruit as camera or something?
No fruit by the foot is a roll of candy. Sort of like Gushers tape. They're fucking amazing too TheMike0088
TheMike0088 No, its a really sweet snack that rolls out, like tape. Children will stick part of it in their mouths and pretend to be lizards.
Children ????? Adults to I still unroll it an let it just hang there as I eat it
Hey bobby its take your son to work day, wanna come with me to Strickland Propane
A bisexual animate boulder working as a janitor in a racist college who goes on an mission to destroy a team of robot pirates who are planning to steal the world's most suicidal donkey.
I would watch the fuck out of that one
Yes, yes yes!
ummmmmmmmmmmm have you been on drugs lately
funnyblog100 No, I was thinking about what would be the most stupidest thing to make a movie on.
...I'm IN!
"No one wants to see an all white remake of The Color Purple!!!!😡"
"Sucks for them 😎"
God dammit, College Humor never fails to get a laugh outta me 😂😂😂
With how over-the-top Nicolas Cage can act in some roles and the fact that he can also act serious in some other roles, he can play Frank West if Capcom ever wants to make a Dead Rising movie series set in it's own universe outside the games.
OMG, that's perfect
Swastikly got an Oscar - that gets me all the time!
The best jokes in the video is what gets awards like Puke Bus and The Color Purple.
"It's the SAME action movie, they just changed the title to..."
"Shindler's Pissed"
I DIED.
Okay, Jesus! Care to turn this water into wine?
Robot Chicken: Schindler's List 2: Schinder's Pissed
So it was a reboot?
So did 11 million people.
But seriously I would watch all of these.
no one thought of ASSTRONAUT
11 years later and Nic's actual filmography is only *slightly* more coherent.
This has aged beautifully now with his new the new PIG trailer. 😝
Agent: You try to find your pig...
Cage: LET'S DO IT!
For real!
Aged like wine, was the best movie of this year yet and one of his best movies :D
@@SRNikoSRHe's even said it's one of his newest favorites he's done
"sorry my dog is eating my shoelace. Whatever you said, I'm IN" DEAD 😂
Best one ever 😂😆😄
The best part is “Swastikly” won an Oscar while Schindler’s Fist, Lantern Jack and Puke Bus won awards as well
This is very relevant to his new movie coming out called Unbearable Weight 😂
i cant believe lionsgate actually made a movie about nic cage
"Puke Bus" was a misunderstood classic!!
Sucks for them!
and at second watching Space Ass is actually quite interesting !
- "Theres a scene in it where you have real actual sex with a puppy"
- "YES YES YES!"
Are you going to do hit it with your right fist?
Puppet, not puppy
No it's definetly puppy.
you know up untill that point it actually sounded like a cool concept for a movie
I'm here because he's now in Dead By Daylight as himself
How did I miss that he gets more and more awards as the video progresses
it's so true he will do any movie
He actually can't decide. He just stumbles around and does weird things, and people record it and try to build a plot around it
You mean he for real got burned to death by a tribe of women, and they filmed that?
He's died many times
Pokemario Fan In real life?
Example: Army of One
- “No one wants to see an all pig version of John Wick!”
- “Sucks for them!”
Agent:"Tasteless asshole, TASTELESS ASSHOLEEE"
Nicolas Cage: "Whhat?
Has me dying laughing. As a die hard Nicolas Cage fan, this is so fucking accurate.
"Oscar Schindler is not an action hero" "He is now!" That was an oddly prophetic line, wasn't it.
"To Kill a Mockingbird retold so the black guy really did rape that woman" And that one happened too, from what I've been told about Harper Lee's new book! Fingers crossed for Superman's Cat, I guess...