“Gordon is ready to start beginning.” “Gordon is ready to begin starting.” Maybe the Burgers would have worked if Gordon only knew that “To get started, you need to get started”
If there was a John J Kitchenightmares IV, and then John J Kitchenightmares III transitioned, does John J Kitchenightmares IV retroactively become the new John J Kitchenightmares III?
This is so good. Your sentence mixing and joke structure is utterly unmatched in any YTP I've seen. I don't know how you come up with half the jokes you do, but you execute them so well.
Only thing I wish she did more was more vulgar sentence mixing, maybe it’s because I’m 12 mentally but some of the vulgar stuff in like, a CS188 poop sends me
That's honestly what I like about her material the most - if you can deliver as good of a punchline without dipping into vulgarity, it comes off a lot more clever. And she does that really well.
As someone who was born only a few miles away from this restaurant, thank you for pooping this episode. The restaurant is now a parking lot, between a Dunkin Donut's and a hotel, in case anyone was curious about that for any reason.
It’s not common that you find comedy where EVERY joke is just batshit crazy and it all lands…. It’s not fair how people can be as funny as DaThings over here, it puts me in awe
The burgers are flying away! 😂😂😂 It made me laugh so hard, and I can’t explain it. It might be my 4AM sleep deprived brain, but damn that shit was funny!
Love how the episode basically restarted itself like three different times, with each one being its own sort of arc that built upon the previous. Incredible stuff and the "long in a manner of speaking" bit absolutely killed me x)
I hope you know, RUclips Poops from you and a handful of other creators are something that my friend and I regularly get excited for like a new TV episode. We will wait to watch new ones until we're together.
The Mario RPG level up dance cutout thing hasn't even been around that long and you've already slipped it into a video. Your workflow must be incredible.
How is it that you keep making YTPs of things I just happen to be watching for fun at the moment anyway?!? Not that I'm complaining, I just think it's funny...first Columbo, now this! Loved it with the narrator's comments...
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i eat food
ko-fi.com/elliespectacular
I don't believe that's actually the truth.
yo SAAAAME no way I thought I was the only one :o
😂
lol do u REALLY expect me to believe that??????
i eat souls
"University of No Dames" has to be the most advanced form of "No Girls Allowed" treefort sign I've ever seen.
probably means "no relations with women allowed"
0wn3d
OWNED
No maidens
@@AnglAfro No invitation to the Roundtable Hold?
"dissatisfied with hampshire, gordon introduces a new hampshire"
now we know who was really behind the american revolution
As someone who lives in New Hampshire this is true
@@ahhhhhhh1319 as someone who explores in gordon ramsey's mind using my little tiny submarine i can confirm
As someone who lives in Hampshire, I understand why he'd be dissatisfied with it here!
@@ashleycowan7733 im in the new hampshire rn it is MUCH better
WOOHOOOO!!
"I'm just here. It's not much fun working."
Felt that.
God SAME
I enjoy my work, have you considered enjoying your work instead of not?
@@sparky6757 Have you considered NOT working for enjoyment instead?
Im at work rn. I feel this.
Dance Dance Revolution enthusiast
"Forgive me , I have sinned."
But Gordon is unforgivable.
the narrator really said the lord forgives but i do not
@@jimbobdoohicky9150
Where?
Wow. Depressing.
Kitchen Nightmares summarized " the problem here is the food"
or the owners are in denial about being jerks because you don't understand how haaaarrrrd it is
And the souls of the owners!
and the SuS
"Dissatisfied with the kitchen, Gordon takes the owners souls" was absolutely hilarious
A perfect use of the Gameger howl too.
@@KhrrckThe what
@@2ndpartycrasher954 Watch "Gameger" to the end.
@@2ndpartycrasher954 the howl from Gameger, of course!
Turning it around really worked wonders. Shame Lupin left
Would’ve worked wonders for Jillys
"Oh okay, cool! I'm glad things have turned around!"
@eleanor-nb with puns like that it's no wonder Lupin left
@@TheOnlyCaprisuns'ylliJ
@@dr.bright6272 With puns like these, who needs YTPs?
The "omg it's him" bits were hilarious. JOHN J. KITCHENIGHTMARES III
"I don't feel like I'm a man."
His name is my name too! 🎵
@@SeppelSquirrelWhenever I go out,
The people always shout
@@metetural9140guess he’s Jenna J. Kitchenightmares I now.
Are you Jeff? Are you the chef? Are you chef Jeff? Are you Jeff the Chef?
Ahhaah😂😂😂, i cant
Chef Jeff Gordon!
Thank you Jeff.
Are The Jeff, Chef?
....
*Dramatic Sting*
"He's not gonna like the menu."
Gordon: "I'm always nervous when there's...menus."
Gordon's anxious to meet God...
"Forgive me, I have sinned"
BUT GORDON IS UNFORGIVABLE
Depressing.
“Gordon is ready to start beginning.”
“Gordon is ready to begin starting.”
Maybe the Burgers would have worked if Gordon only knew that “To get started, you need to get started”
thank god for the internet spider
"Now, I don't feel like I'm a man"
Wishing all the best to Jessica J. Kitchenightmares III in her transition!
🎉🎉🎉🎉
If there was a John J Kitchenightmares IV, and then John J Kitchenightmares III transitioned, does John J Kitchenightmares IV retroactively become the new John J Kitchenightmares III?
@@bobmcguffin5706it’s Gandalf rules
Sources: trans
@@Lucifersfursona I don’t follow. Are you saying that it’s now Jessica J. Kitchenightmares the White?
@@bobmcguffin5706 lmao
When he took their souls I nearly lost mine laughing.
that was Gordon trying to steal your soul through your mouth
"This is Willy J. Richards. How am I speaking?" The burgers taking control of the customers mind had me laughing hard.
"Dude, I don't know what's burgers!"
Coming from a guy who is called a burger
"If I could think, things would be a little bit better"
if that ain't a mood
"Dissatisfied with the kitchen. Gordon takes the owners souls"
Gordon was wrong for taking Wario's soles.
Unforgivable
The "THREE YEARS LATER" got me laughing way too hard
Was that a fesh prince reference?
@@hekirb3382 yes
salute to the peers with the launch of part 3
Ironically, J. Willy’s closed a few months after the episode aired.
0:08
This implies that he's been to other restaurants where he *can* turn them into morgues with just a banana.
Chef Pansy, I'm terrified.
And the fact that he can take people's souls and soles at will. He is truly a threat to society.
@@mistercreeper3029 I can excuse taking souls. But taking away soles? That's just not ethical in the slightest.
@@odwrksboxedtrash3730 Even someone like Wario can't take it!
@@odwrksboxedtrash3730 That's exactly why Pansy is unforgivable! And he has to go to church too! No wonder he's anxious.
@@odwrksboxedtrash3730in his defence, he was dissatisfied
“I’m just here. It’s not much fun working”
Me too man. Me too…
The line, "Oh my god it's a bear!" is inexplicably funny
Or sumthing
Arf arf arf
3:25 "all of a sudden, burgers?"
You know it was scary.
4:05
Me: Wait why do they have Guile's hair on them?
Gordon: "I'm amazed you Guiles put up with it."
Me: Ah
I love those “sensible chuckle” DaThings jokes
This is so good. Your sentence mixing and joke structure is utterly unmatched in any YTP I've seen. I don't know how you come up with half the jokes you do, but you execute them so well.
You get an ear for it with practice.
Only thing I wish she did more was more vulgar sentence mixing, maybe it’s because I’m 12 mentally but some of the vulgar stuff in like, a CS188 poop sends me
I wish my brain could make the film salads this good 😂
That's honestly what I like about her material the most - if you can deliver as good of a punchline without dipping into vulgarity, it comes off a lot more clever. And she does that really well.
Gordon is going to turn this restaurant into a morgue.
But he’s going to need more than a banana
"Dissastisfied with Hampshire, Gordon introduces a New Hampshire" had me almost pee myself with laughter
Gordon eating the owners' souls is what finally tipped me over into full choking laughter, 10/10
Gordon needs those souls so he can fight Postman Tap and the Wonder Bros
3:06 Resisting the temptation to put Nicole here must have been hard
This made me realize just how funny a word "burgers" is
You're a burger.
Dude, I don't know what's BURGERS
They're rushed out to the burger room.
"Forgive me, I have si-"
"BUT GORDON IS UNFORGIVABLE"
We all know Gordon uses more than a banana to turn failing restaurants around; he uses an apple, too.
The whole idea of Gordon just beating everyone with a banana is hilarious.
he also uses burgers apparently
@@roukerasati9611Reminds me of an old Monty Python bit about defending yourself against fresh fruit. Lol
@@oren1305 Lol! Yesss!
I’ve replayed 1:31 so so many times. It is way too funny lmaoo
"Dissatisfied with the kitchen, Gordon takes the owners' souls."
(Gordon befaces and de-souls the face and soul of one of the owners)
@GodlightTheTranscended7745 wow thanks I can't see you saved me
3:59 my mind when I eat burger
2:26
She's just like me for real
underrated comment
@@theskrunkly
Thanks!
Common @@ob2kenobi388W
DaThings still sentence mixing new jokes after all these years?
What an unsurprising surprise.
"WHAAAT?? THAT IS SO **FUCKED**" in the wario voice got me so fucking good. as excellent a ytp as ever
The narrator alone, just makes me want more Ancient Aliens, and Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura poops. Good stuff
2:01 shuush 😆
"oh my god it's a bear" got me way harder than it should have
Or something
3:20 it's gone all burgers now
"If I could think, things would be a lot better" Same
3:14 Sauce, SaUcE , sUs, SUS...
OH MAN THE SAUCE WAS SUS
and i promise i would never do a sus jokes.
2:09 Very relatable
1:31 i lost it at gordon taking the owner's souls
I knew exactly where the joke was going when i heard "dissatisfied with Hampshire" but lost it for a full minute anyway
I really feel bad for Steeve , he is just there and he has not much fun working. Gordon's visit made all that worse for sure.
"To be honest, I've-I've tasted good." But now you . . . don't?
The credits music is fucking unhinged and I love it
*And Lupin III is running away!*
Lmao💀
the craziest part about this is that they actually set up a fake confessional
Gordon barely doing anything to actually help is so on brand for the show
Giving his time and six figures to fix these lazy idiots restaurants seems like enough.
what do you mean? he LITERALLY started.
He's begun being ready to begin starting
TFW you're driving along looking for a place where u can eat fish and you see that sign
Just be careful you don't get pulled over for failing to yeet.
Manager: /grows obvious dog ears and makes obvious dog sounds/
Narrator: Oh my God, it’s a bear or something
0:14 might genuinely be one of the best Mario RPG victory theme edits I've ever witnessed.
2:59 under appreciated lol
"The sirloin is absolutely incredible. Just send regrets, don't be there." - Lisbon III before following his own advice
“Are you chef Jeff? are you Jeff the chef? Jeff are you the chef?” 😂 01:22
Joe: Answer the question Jeff!
@@mistercreeper3029 🤣
JOHN
*dramatic noise*
JOHN
*dramatic noise*
"I'm amazed you Guiles put up with it."
that setup. great like sause sauce saus sos.
1:06 realistic bigender rep
Love the Super Paper Mario sound effect for turning restaurants around
as someone with broken humour that made "burger" a funny word, this video was legitimately too funny for me. thank you.
It's too much for one to bear
0:31
You sure it isn't Lupin's fault for making you homeless?
Literally turning the restaurant around and then the mario victory theme killed me
We need more burger service.
"Owned by husband and wife, Rick"
This line is gonna stick in my head forever
the burger bit was exactly as unnecessarily long as it needed to be. peak comedy. you win ms. things you've done it again
As someone who was born only a few miles away from this restaurant, thank you for pooping this episode. The restaurant is now a parking lot, between a Dunkin Donut's and a hotel, in case anyone was curious about that for any reason.
it's just like that one song, pave burger place and make it a parking lot
@@barrothontherocks3325By John Mare
Dang, so not only did it go out of business, but it was torn down as well? That's sad.......................but it happens.
Loved the Mario jokes in this one
i lost it at "I'm amazed you Guiles put up with it". sounded like a genuine slip up used for the perfect joke.
Replayed 1:12 a dozen times cause it's so funny with the music going back and forth and the motion of the phone.
Surely we can forgive Gordon. It's Christmas time!
"Forgive me, I have sinned" is one of my favorite ytp lines ever 😂
Just one word
Burger.
The burgers are flying away, the burgers take control of the costumers mind. Shit was hilarious!
It’s not common that you find comedy where EVERY joke is just batshit crazy and it all lands…. It’s not fair how people can be as funny as DaThings over here, it puts me in awe
The sign flashing while saying “u can eat fish” sent me😂
The burgers are flying away! 😂😂😂
It made me laugh so hard, and I can’t explain it. It might be my 4AM sleep deprived brain, but damn that shit was funny!
Been waiting for a Kitsch Night for so long. Thank you so much.
2:08 As a fellow DDR enthusiast I also agree that "I'm just here" and that "It's not much fun working"
Narrator: "Gordon is anxious to meet God"
Gordon: "Forgive me, for I have sinned"
Narrator: "But Gordon is *UNFORGIVEABLE* "
Love how the episode basically restarted itself like three different times, with each one being its own sort of arc that built upon the previous. Incredible stuff and the "long in a manner of speaking" bit absolutely killed me x)
I hope you know, RUclips Poops from you and a handful of other creators are something that my friend and I regularly get excited for like a new TV episode. We will wait to watch new ones until we're together.
1:02
My reaction when I see my best friend.
The Mario RPG level up dance cutout thing hasn't even been around that long and you've already slipped it into a video. Your workflow must be incredible.
I loved the marry-merry merger jokes with souls and soles!
Love to still see super paper Mario getting some love
Same...the nostalgia is real!
1:34 Gordon became a dementor 😂😂
Gordon taking the owners’ souls had me rolling
I really appreciate the long-tail joke of "turning the restaurant around" that persisted through the entirety of the video.
The bit where they kept going on about burgers had me rolling! 😂😂
You're one of the few ancient YTPers in existence. Take pride.
I really appreciate the fact that you put subtitles on these videos. It’s a small thing, but it means a lot
omg it's Wario, famous from the hit game series WarioWare!
How is it that you keep making YTPs of things I just happen to be watching for fun at the moment anyway?!? Not that I'm complaining, I just think it's funny...first Columbo, now this! Loved it with the narrator's comments...
"i'm just here. it's not much fun working". i bet a LOT of people felt that.