[YTP] Woody Loses His Schmoe
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- Опубликовано: 7 авг 2018
- After Woody loses his schmoe and gets toynapped by Dennis Nedry, Light Buzzyear travels a long way to find him so he can continue to argue about schmoes and the meaning of a toy's life.
After hours of hard work, Toy Story 2 has arrived. I'm pretty happy with how it turned out so I hope you enjoy. I know I said I was going to make shorter videos, and that certainly is the plan, but I kinda got carried away and I didn't really want to split it in half because of the follow through. There will be more Toy Story content in future as well as other projects. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
For those that like extra details, that intro scene with Jameson took a long time to work out. I was using Hitfilm on my brother's computer and it was making it laggy and jumpy during playback and export, so I had to devise a time consuming work around. At least it worked out in the end. Seems like there is always some technological obstacle I have work around.
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only. 
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"I'm coming with you... no, I'm not!"
Woody must've read the script for Toy Story 4.
good joke
@ManiakNoot cancer
Schmoe
@ManiakNoot its called r/wooooooooosh
@ManiakNoot r/wooooshwith4os it's not that hard you fake redditor
Buzz died like 30 times.
You mean Light Buzzyear?
All your lives has been wasted wait the next 555,555 years to restore your lives
Buzz only died 13 times
He must be immortal and is making use of it
@paco ramon Welcome to Dark Souls
R.I.P. Light Buzzyear
0:37 blown up
0:46 broken leg
1:12 spikes
1:23 spikes
1:28 bottomless pit
1:35 blown up
1:43 zurg
2:00 bottomless pit
2:13 bush
3:17 bush
3:24 prospector
4:54 bush
5:34 run over
6:27 stairs
6:33 he's always sure
6:50 bottomless pit
7:20 no oxygen
8:38 bottomless pit
9:00 prospector + bottomless pit
9:25 stairs
10:04 zurg
Holy shit that’s a lot of deaths
@@SFJ1-2008if I counted correctly, 20.
@@twelved4983 thank you for telling me
Definitely not lmao every time Luzz Bightyear bites the dust. 💀
at 9:25 he dies to Jessie, not the stairs!
2:10 ok but the way Buzz just goes flying out the window in complete silence😂😂😂
I used to geeked asf off a couple bowls and then violently laugh to this part
BUZZ!
I really laughed at that part
The music: Oh wow hes going- actually that was a little underwhelming :/
@@yammerrryeet511 6:10 when somebody once told me
*buzz falls*
@@lion_brine_ninja6407 no u
* O H N O ! !*
How many times?
LOL 😂
I can't stand it anymore I laughed so hard
“Toys don’t last forever”
“ S O P L A Y N I C E “
Andy: (in Sid's voice) *_AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!_*
I feel like I'm watching a cinemasins audio outakes compilation
2:57
Neither do children.
You are the most intelligent form of life we scientists know of
I still find this part at 5:32 funny and underrated 5 years later. Basically, Buzz and everyone got ran over and just cuts to the credits. Everything was edited so well.
5:32 slaughtered me.
"DROP!"
(The toys drop)
And then the Pizza Planet truck just smashes them all, LMAO!
5:00 “Did woody give up when you threw up in the back of that moving van” I’m dead😂
"Oh, ya had to bring THAT up.."
@@readingdistraction9204 "No, he didn't! Now let's move out!"
(Confused with directions)
(Jams to Get Ready)
(Xbox turns on scaring Al awake)
(My back!)
"DROP!"
(AHHHH)*DIE BY PIZZA VAN CAR*
“Hang on cowboy.”
*jumps out window and dies*
I read that right when it happened.
@@seecretgamer777 2:12
At least he found his ha- uh, schmoe.
wrote the same comment 😂
what about sex toy?
I like how Andy casually turns off the light before he runs away
Penksy - and then gets in the car and it just starts driving by itself
Logic
You got to save electricity
He does it so that the living toys don't spot him and chase him.
Gotta save money first and then run like hell.
This is what a good RUclips poop is. No repeating the same scene over and over again, no annoying crap, and not to mention it's actually funny.
I mean, there are some scenes that repeat over and over again in a short period of time (the scene with the television comes to mind) but the execution is flawless in these one and thats what makes it funny and so good
"no scenes repeating over and over again"
* cuts to buzz constantly falling *
6:20 I bet that would be a perfect way of celebrating a good deal.
😂
7:22 "Woody you're not a collector's item. You're only worth 2 cents"
Woody just got Buzz sawed.
MeargleSchmeargle Mr Potato Head: Was
You are not a toy, you are a thing. You stupid little insignificant thing
Lol
@@hellocool2 Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being kicked by a kid.
@Haru Gamer I traveled all that way to rescue that toy, because I believed their schmoes
I love how they managed to kill buzz like every 2 seconds he was on screen.
I would like but it's 66
@@Yougotcaged102 ah yes, a man of culture.
@@noidTV Nooooo it's been ruined
@@noidTV atleast I can like your comment now
@ELI BONHAM yeah
3:00 got me best part of the YTP by far 😂😂😂
@@reece6261Yes it is. :)
@@reece6261hater, don't respond if you hate this edit🙄
3:02 Andy screaming
He’s running away from Woody and the other “possessed” toys lol.
This and "Buzz is not a flying toy" are prime examples of YTPs not needing excessive profanity or sex jokes to be funny
I see your point.
but some of them are still funny, like "something strange is happening with Andy's toys"
Um can we go back to the joke
"Eh let him look" with Buzz's hilarious face
But the YTP’s with profanities are also hilarious
Yup. I remember those 2 videos. They cracked me and my cousins up 😂
25%:Schmoes/Smores
25%:Buzz Falling
25%:Another Memes
25%:Original Scenes
-------------------------------- +
100% Perfect Toy Story YTP
Edit: 11 Months Later, And I Feel Nostalgic With This Comment
@@itsahouse639 then why is it the top comment
100% video
You forgot the spiderman
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
It’s the perfect formula for a good ytp
1:46
Why does that laugh fit?
I mean like,really fit
True
Uh huh
Perfect indeed
Santiago Ahumada g
I like how they use sounds from othet stuff
7:21 Had me laughing to Tears 😂
RIP Light BuzzYear
0:38 Security camera droid
0:46 Broken leg
1:04 WHY WONT YOU RUN?
1:20 Didnt make it.
1:29 Bottomless pit + Explosion
1:43 Didnt fight him
1:59 Jumps into bottomless pit
2:05 Honorable Mention (Rip Woody)
2:10 Out the window, into the bush
3:16 Bush
4:34 Get Owned!
4:47 Honorable Mention (Rip Mr Potatohead)
4:51 Loses grip on the slinky, and falls into bush
5:33 Cone plan failed
5:48 Honorable Mention (Rip Mr Potatohead again)
6:25 Teleports to Sid's staircase
6:30 Venting plan failed
6:45 One, One, ONE! Bottomless pit
7:17 The second Buzz cant breathe
8:00 YOLO + gives up
8:36 Escapes Zurg's attack and falls into the bottomless pit
8:49-8:50 Honorable Mention (Rip Zurg)
8:59 Stinky Pete + bottomless pit
9:18 Thats what you get for insulting her.
9:58 Good ending.
Prepare to prepare
1:04 Maybe cause The controller that Rex was playing with ran outta batteries
Buzz: Schmoe
Woody: s'more
Buzz: Schmore
Woody: I'm a fish
They... are... schmoes!
Buzz, Y O L O
I was the 999th person to like this comment. 😃
I was the 1000th to like!
Schmoe? THIS. IS. S'MORE
Every time Buzz fell with style
1:27
1:57
2:11
3:17
4:52
5:10 (this was just funny)
6:25
6:48
8:36
8:59
9:22
*You're welcome internet*
Thank you. Mr.shmoe
XD I lidlery died laughing at every fall omg
Denki Kaminari you’re* lolololol
Thanks
_With style?_
8:00 "BUZZ, YOLO"
6:53 Literally one of the best funniest bits 🤣
“Edge, draw that man in a man suit”
*Draws Al normally*
*Everyone gasps*
“ITS THE MAN MAN”
"There's a snake in my snake".
l I
Rohan Clare me too
@Rohan Clare yeah that happens
This meme has the same equivalence to there is a snake in my snake
2:10 "hang on cowboy!" *hurls himself out the window*
@The Cool show no he is not
@@andrewkerr8829 *LIAR*
Yoiffuif
He yeeted himself to toy story 1
Ahaha
WTF COMMENT HAS 666 COMMENTS
08:21 „I can‘t believe you‘ve done this“😂😂
Man what he did was fucking atrocious.
3:02 Andy turns his light off before running in fear wha a responsible person
*Prepare to prepare*
The creed of procrastination
Not today Zurg
Didn’t realize we were watching Spaceballs
cptTK421 we are, but you have to prepare to prepare to prepare.
D u F i X I cant, i can only prepare to prepare
“Why you don’t know who you are, do you?”
“I’m a fish”
o_o
Zaldy Lumbris i think so
I will now proceed to pleasers my self with this fish
Theres a fish in his boot
Anastasia Chebotareva, realtor lol
♪With Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl♫
(Yodilayheehoo)
Jessie: Look it, look it! That's me!
Woody: (You Don't Say face)
♪Bullseye, he's Woody's...♫
Mum: 'You know, toys don't last for ever'
Woody: 'So play nice'
Andy: Starts running away in horror. I died...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what makes it funny it’s him running backwards with Sid scream
It does it at the end too
@rmd4209 I like your profile picture.
9:45 is probably the single greatest YTP moment I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣
3:24 I just love how the Prospector is just chilling in Al's trunk, completely unintroduced as a character or villain, just waiting and ready to BELT Buzz right in the jaw. I must have watched this part a dozen times and died laughing every single one!
8:59 and again xD
Prospector Ex-Machina
Doncroft1 that transition and edit was so clean
Faby That was actually in the movie
One of the many security features installed by Al to his stuff.
3:02 i like how despite being scared shitless he was still considerate enough to turn off the lights
Saving the planet and all dat stuff is important 😂
well... someone pooped in terror...
and moonwalk down the stairs
cant believe no one mentioned the door becoming sentient and closing itself
I love how in this time stamp woody just said 𝐢𝐜𝐞 then he just runs away
"IT'S THE *M A N* MAN!"
"Bo! Not in front of Buzz!"
"Let him look."
I love how the look on Buzz's face fits that joke well.
This is how many times buzz died
⬇️
25
Oh god this comment is old-
No its 14 times
Eric just got quarantined ik xD
This is how many times buzz respawned
⬇️
I like how buzz just casually says “ow” when he breaks his legs
*O U C H*
Why is everyone replying NOW? This was literally 4 months ago.
*OW OUCH*
(Crack) OW!
@Chicken Tortilla From swimming in the bay, my femurs only got sore.
8:40 surrender Light Buzzyear. The best
I come and rewatch these videos every few months. They're just so well done, so nicely edited, and so consistently funny.
YTP: Buzz can't stop dying.
Yeah like Diavolo
Lord Of The Magma you bastards!
Buzz McCormick
*Not a dying toy*
Blown up: 2 times
Impaled by spikes: 2 times
Falls down the void: 5 times
Shot by Zurg: 2 times
Falls out of a window: 3 times
Punched: 3 times
Run over by Pizza Planet truck: 1 time
Falls down stairs: 2 times
This YTP is perfect from beginning to end. Like I can’t even tell you what my favorite part was.
sackchief shmoe
YOLO
Jameson fires Luxo Jr.
7:05 This maybe?
The ending is easily my favorite lol
2:59 “so play nice got me”🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:45
"One."
"He would.😑"
"One.😃"
"NO NO NO DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT😨😨😨😨"
"One lol😀"
"AHHHHHHH"
" *bro died because he wanted to fly* "
"I can't stop Andy from throwing up, but I wouldn't miss it for the world."
-Woody
8:05
Prospector: "No!!"
Woody opens the door: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
Buzzs: Yeah?
Woody: I'm coming with you! Wait a minute, no I'm not
@@S.K.R.E.Inc. LOL THAT WAS A GOOD ONE 😂 ☠️
bro that was edited so clean-
HAHAHAHA gg's
Listen up every one...prepare to prepare.
Hmm yes
the floor is made out of floor
The creed of procrastination
Rex: AHH!!
There's political prisoners in Russia right now, who were judged because of "preparation to preparation to teггoгist actions", there's also a lot of fakes about them in government-influenced mass-media. Google Penza Network.
mmmmmm yes
9:10 I'M DYING 💀 💀 💀 "Oh well, we tried"
Also how come no one is talking about 2:05 ?
6:45 I would replay the last one over and over, and i'd die every time 🤣
Edit: 38 LIKES!? I DON'T LIKE THIS!
6:49 ONE
Same 🤣 the determination in his face 😂
"I'm a fish"
-Woody 2018
"I'm official"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Temmie 246 look LOOK that’s me!
Damn 2018...
4:33
Buzz: Now, Etch!!
Etch: Draw your own map loser.
Buzz: o_o
Me:Okay... This is a joke.
Mr. Wheezy: Ya gotta save my pal Woody...
Buzz Lightyear: I'll do my best son!
Mr Wheezy: *ñ Ö ß Ú Z Z ¥ Ö Ú ' R È M ¥ § Ö ñ!*
*[Shook]*
LOL!!!!
@@sirfishbroflovski NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Buzz: :[]
I remember the first time I watched this video. It was the most hilarious thing I had every seen in my life, I laughed to literally everything. Even today, this is still golden. Thank you, AlpacaHawk for this masterpiece.
3:00 Damn Woody that's the second kid you traumatize in a row!
3:24 that has to be the most perfect transition I’ve ever seen 😲😲😲😲
What about 6:26?
@@chalexgamer3947 your right
Look up Michellen's tire meme XD
Angel Tweens I think you mean the cleanest
2:09
20 years later, Woody lost more than just his schmoe :(
Way to make me feel old, bruh.
Lol
Woody became a simp at the end
Sadly, he gave up his voice box. I saw the 4th movie, and I cried on the inside. 😢😢 So touching to end the Toy Story trilogy.
Yes...
He LoSt HiS bAdGe!!!
I love the dead silence when buzz falls out of the window
8:59 Ok woody lets go
✊️👊
Oof (falls back) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
No, JESSIE!
"Life's only worth living if you're being kicked by a kid."
-Buzz
JTD 845 I traveled all the way to rescue that toy because I believe they’re schmoes
cool dude ?
i thought it said kissed like he was some pedo lmao
@@sourwaii8692 Well, they're called s'mores.
@Joshua Mezzie This is my only chance.
“You know toys don’t last forever” “so play nice” that’s really fascinating
4:07
SO PLAY NICE...😈
2:59 when andy screamed and ran out of the house made me laugh so hard XD
Same
3:48
Genuinely terrifying
The J. Jonah Jameson laugh on Zurg at 1:46 works so well.
I ACTUALLY THOUGH IT WAS ACTUAL LAUGH
@@NasPLZ bruh
You serious?
@@NasPLZ idem
@@NasPLZ SAME AND I WATCHED THIS MOVIE A THOUSAND TIMES LMAO
Buzz: Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're only worth 2 cents.You're not a toy, you're a thing. A stupid little insignificant thing.
Woody: LOL
7:22 😂😂😂
Mr potato head: was
R O A S T E D
🤣
Omg thanks for all the likes!
6:20 My Favorite Part🤣
Buzz just dies like an amongus
7:35
“Life’s only worth living if ur being kicked by a kid” ~Light Buzzyear
*Cid has entered the chat*
@[REDACTED] *MISSION FAILED HE WILL HOPEFULLY SWITCH ACCOUNTS SUCCESSFULLY NEXT TIME*
Woody's secretly not a fish, he's actually a soccer ball.
Jascha Bull yes
I travelled all this way to find that toy, because I believe they are called schmoes
Woody: they are smores
Buzz: THEY, ARE SCHMORES
2:11 Hang on, cowboy!
*swings off lamp and falls out the window*
*BUZZ!!! D:
Light Buzzyear
Order now for 2 cents
WARNING: IT IS NOT A FLYING TOY
How am I only seeing this for the first time? This is comedy gold
5:06
Inspirational.
Who did it better
There’s a snake in my snake
Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor
Prepare to prepare
Light Buzzyear
You forgot " Prepare to prepare!".
D. All of the above
Z3_T4C0_B0Y
*yes*
What about the man man
There's a Snλk3 in my Snake
9:11
*Looks woody fixed *
_Seconds later.._
*O h n o . . .*
Un usuario ha leído esto por curiosidad 9/11
Money Mario I don’t know what you said but I do see 9/11 in your comment...so I assume it’s bad
Oh well, we tried
The theme of repeating animation is done really well here
3:19 the detail of how he makes changes which side the wall is on is really cool
How can jokes about falling stay this funny?!
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England I'm dying of them and damn long name
I literally can't look at something falling in real life anymore without thinking of Peter Parker.
i have no idea
Cause it adds realistic results to trying to act like your a jedi in every movie
Because Palpatine is in there
"why you dont know who you are, do you?.."
"I'm a fish."
3:57
4:06 me after the comment
Yes you have found Woody's greatest line
Yes!
0_0
my fav line XD
9:18 - incredible amount of editing for 2 seconds of video.
Crazy to think YTPs still survive, since they’ve been around pretty much since YTs inception. Some of the OG videos are almost old enough to vote. We gettin old.
So, How’s TS5 Going?
Animators:
Not gonna exist
@@silva4df its a joke
9:48
jorge silva 4:06
MMMMMMMMMM OK
2:11 and that was the first time my soul had come out and had a laugh
Epic
Me too XD
Yeah I had to go back
Lmao
Same
26 deaths/ouches counted.
Woody saying “The Xbox” at 8:32 shouldn’t be that funny but it is
Stinky Pete: "You don't know who you are, do you?"
Woody: "I'm a fish."
3:57
Lol!
For your own safety
Do not destroy
Testing
A P A R A T U S
Stinky Pete: 👁️👄👁️
@@the-real-franz-kafka I seen this before👁👄👁
3:22
This cut is so seamless and perfect
For real though! Boss editing.
😂😂😂
Also at 2:11
There's actually one youtuber who watched that part and completely overlooked it, subconsciously thinking it was in the actual movie.
@@fastnfuriousformula charmx
The first YTP I ever watched (and one of the best too)
This did irreversible damage to my sense of humour back when it came out
2:10 this cut is so fucking good XD
I lost it 😂
It's almost like that was from the actual movie and not a YTP
@@misterninetyseven2898 yep almost missed the cut the first time XD
the cut being buzz swinging from the lamp, to being pushed out the window by the lamp in a later scene.
just wrote this since you seemed to imply that there was no cut or youre reffering to buzz being hit by the lamp and falling out the window. because yes i do belive that happened in the same scene
You got to hold for better things now because of that doing some fun things
6:26
2:10
"HANG ON COWBOY!"
*falls trough the window*
lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Buzz!!!"
I dyed at that one
Why is this buried in the comments
I😵of🤣
0:09 YOU’RE FIRED
7:00 woody turned into bully maguire
Woody Maguire?
2:44 “KEEP LOOKING DIRTBAGS” really caught me off guard 😂
“A true solider leaves a dirtbag behind.”
Lel
I thought of Full Metal Jacket when he said that
2:48 the part where Bo says let buzz look and it cuts to his face and hes just smiling and nodding I lost it 😂😂😂😂
Me to 🤣😂😅🤣😂😅
I died 😂🤣
Lmaooo same
LMFAOOOO
@Mikayel Flynn noooo just noticed
9:31
me when I accidentally swallow gum
I used to ALWAYS watch these YTPs, coming back now is a blessing
Peak RUclips
8:32 “wait a minute, you turned on the Xbox last night, not Jessie!”
I died-
And he Did actually turn on the Xbox last night
get to bed pete no xbox for u naughty naughty
draw that man in a Man suit
@Lore Zero **gasps** ITS THE MAN MAN
I got a corn atd
9:58 Rest in peace, Light Buzz Year. 1995 - 2019. His last words were: You're a great dad. He will be dearly missed and loved by all.
what is the song in 6:55 *--* 7:03
@@brianberryhill3143 Drive That Funky Soul
The idea of Toy Story 2 being a video game the whole time is genius.
Dude Woody with Cage's face is my new sleep paralysis demon 😂
Buzz falling into the bush so many times still gets to me.
Woody: Goodbyeeeeee JoJoooooo!!!
And the bottomless pit
“Why, you don’t know who you are, do you?”
“I’m a fish”
“...”
"I'm official"
@@Aces-High02 He know that it's what the YTP said
MrNicoE look LOOK that’s me!
cool dude let me take the wheel! it’s too fast how can you even tell what’s on? I can tell
DO123X
Oh great gods of RUclips, thank you for recommending this after so long! Time to rewatch ALL THE CLASSICS!
man, this is a good video to watch while writing your thesis and college essay.