[YTP] Connie is not okay

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  • Опубликовано: 14 апр 2017
  • But they never did a victory pose.
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    Wow, over 2000 subscribers! Seriously, thank you all so much! And 100 000 views on Peridot tries to sin; that's insane! I am truly grateful that there are some many people who watch and enjoy my content. Next YTP is probably gonna be Mindful Education so get ready.
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  • @imroxxxyandrewsand-344
    @imroxxxyandrewsand-344 4 года назад +1406

    I love how "Pearl" is just a load of random Pearl quotes

    • @razor8304
      @razor8304 4 года назад +71

      " *Eating food is so disgusting!* "

    • @CraftingGummi
      @CraftingGummi 4 года назад +58

      WHY WONT YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE

    • @carriewashere8729
      @carriewashere8729 4 года назад +33

      *euhsgsidudhaidgdgjj*
      -Pearl 3:06

    • @pizzafrog.2468
      @pizzafrog.2468 4 года назад +6

      Is an everything ok this is technically a character quote

    • @airenearagutierrez5290
      @airenearagutierrez5290 4 года назад +1

      Oh gosh ur likes are 6 6 6

  • @vskozo5826
    @vskozo5826 7 лет назад +3582

    pumpkin: "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DO THIS FORE YOU ROSE?!"
    *awkward silence*

  • @mr-.-memer6494
    @mr-.-memer6494 4 года назад +2130

    Connie: “I restocked all the towels and washed all the cereal” (pearl approves)

  • @clementine2717
    @clementine2717 4 года назад +739

    Pumpkin: EaTiNg fOoD iS sO DiSgUsTiNg
    *Peridot* : That’s right, pearl loves soap

    • @memesoul1
      @memesoul1 4 года назад +10

      LOL

    • @lemig-3179
      @lemig-3179 4 года назад +17

      Pumpkin:Proceeds to eat dress

    • @varpud2370
      @varpud2370 4 года назад +8

      Soap...?

    • @elechronic
      @elechronic 3 года назад +7

      Pearl: I do like pie! ^_^

    • @livelaughfnaf1987
      @livelaughfnaf1987 3 года назад +5

      Pearl in her room when nobody listens to her: *Wash out my mouth with soap~*

  • @samuelcreighton7287
    @samuelcreighton7287 6 лет назад +2962

    You almost drowned?
    *Oh. I almost drowned*

  • @krztvl_v2
    @krztvl_v2 7 лет назад +5258

    WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU, ROSE?!

    • @sierrashipman8892
      @sierrashipman8892 7 лет назад +130

      Cristóbal Medina I laughed so hard at that 😂😂

    • @paigeoparkplays3310
      @paigeoparkplays3310 7 лет назад +22

      Cristóbal Medina Ikr!! XD

    • @lilmissgrande3379
      @lilmissgrande3379 7 лет назад +35

      Cristóbal Medina deedee AKA pearls voice actress.. anyways deedee was probably in the moment

    • @gingahsnixx
      @gingahsnixx 7 лет назад +11

      Cristóbal Medina cried

    • @pidge8964
      @pidge8964 7 лет назад +18

      im fucking sobbing

  • @Marzipanv
    @Marzipanv 4 года назад +411

    “You almost drown”
    “I almost drown”
    “I’m pear”

  • @rowenai3953
    @rowenai3953 4 года назад +605

    When Connie said, “ *And washed all the cereal* “, I felt that

    • @cont3nterror448
      @cont3nterror448 4 года назад +18

      Connie has a big sword
      Pearl has a big noise

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 года назад +6

      Angelica Santiago amethyst has a bug butt

    • @shiny2575
      @shiny2575 4 года назад +3

      Thanks gay cereal, very cool

    • @shiny2575
      @shiny2575 4 года назад +1

      @@BlackDiamond2718 cease

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 года назад +1

      @@shiny2575 and desist

  • @jonhoughton372
    @jonhoughton372 5 лет назад +963

    Peridot: "She can be Pearl"
    Pumpkin: "WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE?!"

  • @Lavender-Honey
    @Lavender-Honey 5 лет назад +670

    When Connie said Lapidot, it sounded so natural coming out of her. It was so awesome

  • @Dedave2
    @Dedave2 4 года назад +662

    3:59
    "I gotta steven this somehow"
    "Love love love!"
    Peridot: *SHE DIDN'T EVEN CRY*

    • @karenfeinstein8351
      @karenfeinstein8351 3 года назад +11

      I see u commented on pewdiepie video once

    • @danielmaroney6715
      @danielmaroney6715 3 года назад +3

      @@karenfeinstein8351 s up

    • @Executable_file_404DX
      @Executable_file_404DX 3 года назад +4

      *sad music plays*

    • @VeggieGirl07
      @VeggieGirl07 2 года назад +8

      Can we just talk about the original speech Connie made?
      Like, she wasn't even there for the Mr Greg episode, but that was basically a watered-down version of what Steven told Greg and Pearl, or sang rather.
      Like she just thought of Steven and got a spot on basic version of a speech that he would make. That's so sweet.

    • @VeggieGirl07
      @VeggieGirl07 2 года назад

      @@karenfeinstein8351 Karen

  • @zkrunx
    @zkrunx 4 года назад +379

    can we just appreciate how smooth connie said “lapidot”

  • @martianhermit
    @martianhermit 5 лет назад +748

    _"You almost drowned?"_
    _"I almost drowned."_

  • @hiraikotsuu4088
    @hiraikotsuu4088 7 лет назад +546

    "we'll never be the crystal gems! We're just the crystal memes."

    • @makinru6178
      @makinru6178 7 лет назад +31

      Steve At least they're Dank

    • @s.d.6759
      @s.d.6759 5 лет назад +1

      @@makinru6178 True.

  • @spinel5997
    @spinel5997 4 года назад +178

    2:20
    Pumpkin as pearl : "WHY WONT YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE?"
    Connie as Steven : wtf is wrong with you

    • @MiaG0re
      @MiaG0re 3 года назад +7

      Hey spinel how is life with the diamond's

    • @marcanne
      @marcanne 3 года назад +1

      @@MiaG0re She would be having fun😁

    • @jordandillow3423
      @jordandillow3423 Год назад

      Pumpkin as pearl: I don’t fucking know ploop

  • @QmanR
    @QmanR 4 года назад +136

    1:29 Connie: "You almost drowned"
    Lapis: "I almost drowned"

  • @CrimesAgainstHuFranity
    @CrimesAgainstHuFranity 5 лет назад +3810

    PLOT TWIST
    *PUMPKIN SHATTERED PINK DIAMOND AKA. CONNIE*

  • @avocados9110
    @avocados9110 5 лет назад +778

    “U don’t remember?”
    *”mMmM”*
    “You almost drown”
    *”i almost drown”*

    • @kmnakbonnnum5958
      @kmnakbonnnum5958 4 года назад +3

      Relatable

    • @32overpie65
      @32overpie65 4 года назад

      Almost drowned*

    • @O_Gomestein
      @O_Gomestein 4 года назад

      @@32overpie65 its because she (lapis) said it like drown instead of drowned

    • @itsliterally3am377
      @itsliterally3am377 4 года назад

      666 likes

    • @Artikenon
      @Artikenon 4 года назад

      i was like
      what the hecc she cant drown why why why why why aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @freezi3510
    @freezi3510 4 года назад +89

    "What Brought You Here?"
    *"G A R N E T"*

  • @cleverusername5343
    @cleverusername5343 4 года назад +148

    2:06 “I call Garnet” got me so hard 😂

  • @gay_madilynn
    @gay_madilynn 5 лет назад +524

    "Con•gre•gate
    1. Come over here and do a cool pose.
    "New crystal gems, congregate!"
    synonyms:assemble, gather, collect... ...meet, *CLUSTER,* group"

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 5 лет назад +7

      I'm just saying but the congregate would of been a better super weapon name

    • @boobabloobi
      @boobabloobi 5 лет назад +8

      mimichu that doesn’t even make sense for the cluster to be called congregate 😂 that’s like calling the cluster “the assemble”

    • @satan3034
      @satan3034 4 года назад +6

      oH nO, ITS THE CONGREGATE!

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 4 года назад

      @@themostbritishpersonalive868 lol probably

  • @abnjmk
    @abnjmk 7 лет назад +676

    Thank God Connie washed all the cereal!

  • @Dead_account130
    @Dead_account130 4 года назад +212

    “WHY WONT YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE :D?”
    -Pumpkin
    (We must collect all of Pumpkin’s pearl lines)

    • @BreadOnInternet
      @BreadOnInternet 4 года назад +18

      “Orughghgh”
      -pumpkin

    • @shiny2575
      @shiny2575 4 года назад +9

      @@BreadOnInternet did you NEED to pick the best quote

    • @shiny2575
      @shiny2575 4 года назад +13

      "Eating food is so disgusting"
      Pumpkin says as he chugs a bucket of soap

    • @stupid_little_thing
      @stupid_little_thing 3 года назад +8

      “*weird noise*”
      -Pearl Pumpkin

    • @MrTankThatStopped
      @MrTankThatStopped 3 года назад +4

      Here's one: dyuasgduyewgudbwshjdbwjdfnwdihfbjhwdbfhjwebfjhewbfjhwebfjhebwffhjwebfjhewbfjhwdbbfjh adhjcbsd

  • @jackfrost8189
    @jackfrost8189 4 года назад +47

    She didn’t even cry
    -Peridot/New Garnet 1 day after 2020

  • @thee.quirkmaster.3263
    @thee.quirkmaster.3263 7 лет назад +117

    3:06
    Pupkin:WAGUHOOMIMEAGEEAWHAHAHAWEEWAEL
    Peridot:Well said,Pearl

  • @DiomedesIsHit
    @DiomedesIsHit 5 лет назад +235

    "What brings you here?"
    "Garnet."
    Me every time I watch this show.

    • @Mr.Tw1sty
      @Mr.Tw1sty 4 года назад +5

      Same with Lapidot

    • @Halleretta
      @Halleretta 4 года назад +2

      What brings you here?
      *Steven crying to prove his point*

    • @helloimsteve7389
      @helloimsteve7389 4 года назад

      WINTENS THE GARNET!

  • @spinel2728
    @spinel2728 4 года назад +37

    I M P E A R
    Peridot-2019

  • @user-uo8ro3yr4m
    @user-uo8ro3yr4m 4 года назад +292

    Nobody:
    Not even a soul:
    Not even a bug:
    Not even me:
    Connie: LaPiDoT?¿?¿? 1:10

  • @chloerahn5570
    @chloerahn5570 6 лет назад +570

    1:30 IM pEAr

  • @andioop561
    @andioop561 7 лет назад +477

    Lapis: "No."
    --Lapidot quote, Apr 15 2017

  • @xxnightmarexx3439
    @xxnightmarexx3439 4 года назад +54

    "She didnt even cry."
    (Starts to cry on the inside)

  • @taylorguenst2170
    @taylorguenst2170 4 года назад +10

    *“LAPIDOT?”* IT LITERALLY SOUNDED LIKE IT WAS IN THE SHOW LMAO AKSKSKS

  • @infizer0
    @infizer0 7 лет назад +297

    connie saying lapidot sounds so smooth and real oh my god

    • @tommaline9607
      @tommaline9607 5 лет назад +26

      It sounded so real that I thought that was what it said in the episode

    • @lianneh2655
      @lianneh2655 5 лет назад +9

      ‘Oh.. it’s Lapidot.’ OMG TRUE

    • @lilartist7045
      @lilartist7045 5 лет назад

      @@tommaline9607 same

  • @shai.p
    @shai.p 5 лет назад +526

    at 4:21 I just realized that when peridot says switch you can hear the Nintendo switch sound
    wow
    OMG tysm for all of the likes I never got this many!

    • @SkullTheLegless
      @SkullTheLegless 5 лет назад +5

      Shai Peer i just thought of lapis and pumpkin mashing the half controller of the switch on some kind of game agaisnt eachother

    • @Blaze-kz2uk
      @Blaze-kz2uk 4 года назад +4

      Lmao

  • @Dedave2
    @Dedave2 4 года назад +28

    1:10 I LEGIT THOUGHT CONNIE ACTUALLY SAID "LEPIDOT" THEN I CHECKED THE REAL CLIP AND IT WAS LAPIS AND PERIDOT I WAS SO SAD :(((((

  • @cocoaaaa_
    @cocoaaaa_ 4 года назад +16

    Peridot: The crystal gyms and a human!
    Lapis: *meme*

  • @Izzy-ky7ci
    @Izzy-ky7ci 4 года назад +198

    3:07
    Pumpkin: **pearl noises**
    Peridot: Well said, Pearl.

  • @abubakrakram6208
    @abubakrakram6208 5 лет назад +868

    Connie: "I've gotta 'Steven' this somehow!"
    Connie: "LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!"
    Peridot: "She didn't even cry."
    Yes, this a perfect depiction of Steven and the highlight of this video.

    • @OfficialPiePlot
      @OfficialPiePlot 4 года назад +7

      Why Did This Part Play Immediately After U Read This

    • @heymrranger
      @heymrranger 4 года назад +1

      That part played when i was looking at this.

    • @sparksvoy7389
      @sparksvoy7389 4 года назад

      E

    • @luznoceda_g
      @luznoceda_g 5 месяцев назад

      3:05 the random pearl noises caught me off guard 😂😂

  • @gasolinedrinker0
    @gasolinedrinker0 4 года назад +25

    “I restocked all the towels, and washed all the cereal.”
    *Pearl starts quickly nodding*

  • @fletcheragenda6014
    @fletcheragenda6014 Год назад +4

    It’s always good to revisit an old classic

  • @blobbedi9969
    @blobbedi9969 5 лет назад +2641

    1:11 *lapidot?* *ITS CONFIRMED!

  • @adrianamarcosdasilva2346
    @adrianamarcosdasilva2346 6 лет назад +615

    1:32 "Im pear

  • @stellaiscool2592
    @stellaiscool2592 4 года назад +16

    Connie: I rEsToCkeD aLL tHe tOwElS aNd wAsHeD aLL tHe cErEaL (Pearl nods in approval)

  • @oldaccount1222
    @oldaccount1222 3 года назад +10

    "I restocked all the towels and washed all the cereal."
    p e a r l p o i n t

  • @eshik0y
    @eshik0y 4 года назад +266

    “lapidot?” “Meme” “thats just a weird pearl?” “Love love *LOVE* ” “the crystal memes”

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 года назад +3

      Peershi Gamez pear, pumpkin trying to do stuff for rose, and crystal gem intro.

    • @finn_in_the_bin5263
      @finn_in_the_bin5263 4 года назад +1

      She didn't even cry

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 года назад

      @@finn_in_the_bin5263 that is true. But steven does not really cry when giving advice.

    • @finn_in_the_bin5263
      @finn_in_the_bin5263 4 года назад

      @@BlackDiamond2718 I was quoting peridot in the video lmao

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 года назад

      Kayceesprite :). I know. It’s ok.
      In truth: “its not okay!”

  • @sammmmmp1455
    @sammmmmp1455 4 года назад +794

    2:06
    Peridot “I call garnet.”
    “I’m obviously suited for being the boss.”
    Lapis “No”
    Peridot “f*** you”
    I DIED 😂😂

  • @marimationsowo
    @marimationsowo 4 года назад +19

    “and washed all the cereal”

  • @amae4432
    @amae4432 4 года назад +11

    "Legend has it Peridot is still standing there, waiting, for her Victory Pose."

  • @Blaze-kz2uk
    @Blaze-kz2uk 6 лет назад +895

    3:06 Pumpkin Pearl had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AKlepp15
    @AKlepp15 4 года назад +196

    Peridot: "I'll be garnet, I'm obviously best suited to being the boss."
    Lapis: "No."
    Peridot: "f**k You."

  • @Kaleidoscopeorsomething
    @Kaleidoscopeorsomething 4 года назад +19

    "I'm connie!"
    *"I'M PEAR!!"*

  • @sleepy_d0g
    @sleepy_d0g 4 года назад +14

    Pumpkin: EaTiNg FoOd iS sO DiScUsTiNg
    Pearl: I do like pie

  • @alongcamegrant7763
    @alongcamegrant7763 5 лет назад +171

    4:24 we will never be the crystal gems, we are just the crystal..... MEMES

  • @t_t9269
    @t_t9269 6 лет назад +182

    2:20 wow, im imppresed at pumpkin! Its so on point! XD

  • @nitro0100
    @nitro0100 4 года назад +26

    I just noticed something...
    _Was Connie sleeping in Steven's bed?_

  • @yoitscasss
    @yoitscasss 4 года назад +22

    Peridot: I call garnet I’m obviously best suited for being the boss
    Lapis: MMMmm no
    Peridot: **** you

  • @thornathy3342
    @thornathy3342 6 лет назад +372

    2:11 lol peridot cursed out lapis

    • @Rinyruu
      @Rinyruu 5 лет назад

      Bilauder Zuki wat?

    • @Dumbsok
      @Dumbsok 4 года назад +1

      i can honestly see that happening but its a kids show so f*******

    • @jordandillow3423
      @jordandillow3423 Год назад

      Pearl: language!

  • @Rehlaris
    @Rehlaris 7 лет назад +437

    "I know what you're REALLY here for."
    "Call the--- call the--- *CALL THE POLICE*"
    It's like Scoop is making a social commentary on the status of our internet's culture

    • @krystalsanabria5307
      @krystalsanabria5307 7 лет назад +3

      Rehlaris Amaura

    • @Rehlaris
      @Rehlaris 7 лет назад +7

      You like it? I drew it a couple of years ago. Kinda stuck ever since ^v^

    • @Rehlaris
      @Rehlaris 7 лет назад

      Thank youuu!

  • @assassinplayzgaming3765
    @assassinplayzgaming3765 4 года назад +8

    3:34 GARNET RAVE!

  • @Cynthia-qu1cx
    @Cynthia-qu1cx 4 года назад +6

    "F*** you" OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂 2:10

  • @applesauceenjoyer5
    @applesauceenjoyer5 6 лет назад +294

    1:11
    “ LAPIDOt? What are you doing?! “
    I DIED

    • @hayleycake7212
      @hayleycake7212 4 года назад +4

      Emily Can’t Art *the ship is confirmed*

    • @hammer5349
      @hammer5349 4 года назад +2

      Lmao i never noticed she said that

    • @allison7676
      @allison7676 4 года назад +1

      Making out UwU

    • @AKlepp15
      @AKlepp15 4 года назад +1

      𝗟𝗮𝗽𝗶𝗱𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗳𝘆.

  • @crystalalien5045
    @crystalalien5045 4 года назад +917

    *Who is this?*
    "That's steven"
    Lapis, you dont remeber?
    *hmm..*
    You almost drowned...
    *I AlMoSt DroWnED*

    • @cadmallard
      @cadmallard 4 года назад +1

      Krazy Katnip *drown

    • @cadmallard
      @cadmallard 4 года назад

      RUclips L no.. it was drown, that’s literally half of the joke..

    • @Judyacherowwpm
      @Judyacherowwpm 4 года назад

      Krazy Katnip thats steven

    • @Deletedcha11111
      @Deletedcha11111 4 года назад

      LOL

    • @ron9365
      @ron9365 4 года назад +3

      im p e a r

  • @bloodoesstuff
    @bloodoesstuff 3 года назад +6

    0:23 love this new breaking bad episode

  • @dijongd13
    @dijongd13 4 года назад +10

    Peridot: I’m obviously best suited to be the boss
    Lapis: No
    Peridot: F**k you
    Best part😂😂

  • @cybersapphire
    @cybersapphire 7 лет назад +1171

    I washed all the -dishes- cereal

  • @a.r.d.project4986
    @a.r.d.project4986 7 лет назад +223

    Pumpkin, the best pearl since 1945

    • @guinealover6674
      @guinealover6674 7 лет назад +3

      A.R.D. Project I'm sorry, but our Pearl is Pearlfect.

    • @AlternativeShae
      @AlternativeShae 7 лет назад +2

      Peridot is garnet, and lapis is amythest, and connie is steven

    • @junang3
      @junang3 5 лет назад

      ITS NOW 2018

  • @katattack9
    @katattack9 4 года назад +26

    Who’s this?
    That’s Steven-
    I don’t remember-
    You almost drowned-
    *I aLmOsT dRoWnEd-*

  • @joemama1300
    @joemama1300 4 года назад +10

    1:09
    Connie: Lapidot?
    Lapis: who’s this
    Peridot: that’s Steven
    Connie: don’t you remember?
    Lapis: mmmm
    Connie: you almost drowned
    Lapis: I almost drowned
    Connie: I’m Connie
    Peridot: I’m pear!🍐
    Connie: what brings you here?
    Peridot: Garnet
    Connie: I hope I don’t let him down
    Peridot: you probably will
    Connie: 🎵 hello darkness my old friend🎵

  • @oshy2128
    @oshy2128 4 года назад +103

    “Lapidot?”
    UUIHUKHIA

  • @flutedguy494
    @flutedguy494 7 лет назад +115

    Yes, pearl does like soap

  • @DrewBunBun
    @DrewBunBun 3 года назад +4

    "New Crystal Gems Congregate!!!" that means come over here and do a cool pose

  • @SnufflySpy
    @SnufflySpy 3 года назад +3

    3:21 Everyone is here to see Pearls rap career

  • @AJ-kk9xi
    @AJ-kk9xi 5 лет назад +95

    "I call Garnet! I'm obviously best suited to being the boss."
    "No"
    "F*** you"

  • @unsweetsweets
    @unsweetsweets 6 лет назад +228

    “The new crystal meth” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @red_rain01
    @red_rain01 4 года назад +5

    1:59
    Nobody:
    Community: *M E M E*

  • @assassinplayzgaming3765
    @assassinplayzgaming3765 4 года назад +5

    2:20 WHY WONT YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE!?

  • @audreyh.8284
    @audreyh.8284 5 лет назад +53

    4:21
    “Maybe you should switch with pumpkin!”
    *nintendo switch sound*

  • @ne0njuice782
    @ne0njuice782 4 года назад +329

    nobody:
    Literally nobody
    LEGIT NOBODY
    NOT EVEN STEVEN
    Greg: call the police

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 года назад +11

      Garnet: I'm gonna kill you

    • @BlueEngland
      @BlueEngland 4 года назад +1

      Greg is someone.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 года назад +1

      BlueEngland the Gareg that did not choosened.

    • @ging9862
      @ging9862 3 года назад +1

      Call the- call the - call the po- po- the po- call the- the police

  • @mrleanmiser5203
    @mrleanmiser5203 4 года назад +10

    You don’t remember?,
    Hmmmmmmmm
    You almost drowned
    I almost drowned

  • @pan-demi-c2711
    @pan-demi-c2711 4 года назад +3

    2:20 wHy wOnT yOu jUsT lEt mE dO tHiS fOr yOu, RoSe?!

  • @ujishu6266
    @ujishu6266 4 года назад +106

    “I restocked the all the towels and *washed the cereal!* “

    • @ronin_wins
      @ronin_wins 4 года назад +3

      i wash my cereal daily

    • @dittzey
      @dittzey 4 года назад +1

      Do you like cereal with the crust or not?

    • @BM-ts1yi
      @BM-ts1yi 3 года назад +1

      I was a cereal once

    • @caitlynthedarkwolf2259
      @caitlynthedarkwolf2259 3 года назад +2

      Finally! Someone else who washes the cereal

  • @squagoon
    @squagoon 4 года назад +173

    Connie: Ai- Re- STOCKED all the- towels- and- washed- all the- CERAL
    Me: did you just have a stroke-
    Pearl: *[Nodding Intensifies]*

  • @fabiolapineda6968
    @fabiolapineda6968 4 года назад +3

    Connie: I restocked all the *towels* and washed all the *cereal* .
    Pearl: *i n t e n s e l y approves*

  • @GameChangingSport
    @GameChangingSport 4 года назад +38

    "dad's in space!"
    "I may be 15-20-25 minitues cause I have to get a bu-"
    *There's no time!*

  • @basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014
    @basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014 4 года назад +398

    Peridot: I'm obviously best suited for garnet
    Lapis: no
    Peridot: *f you*

  • @mickem7197
    @mickem7197 5 лет назад +78

    "pearl": AauGHGiMiHinNiHyuHaHyukAhaHAHaHy
    "Garnet": well said pearl

  • @girlfriend2287
    @girlfriend2287 4 года назад +3

    4:50 whenever i hear this i remember two kids in a car hearing this and screaming.

  • @LemonadeStand618
    @LemonadeStand618 Год назад +2

    The fact I have nostalgia for a goddamn ytp says a lot about me.

  • @x2DRaven
    @x2DRaven 4 года назад +96

    1:35
    Connie “I Just Hope I Won’t Let Him Down.”
    Peridot “You Probably Will.”
    HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FREIND

  • @mercedesawesome
    @mercedesawesome 7 лет назад +53

    "I'm Pear!"
    *dies inside*

  • @ooohoohooimsosillay1919
    @ooohoohooimsosillay1919 4 года назад +11

    2:11 IT LITERALLY JUST SOUNDS LIKE PERIDOT'S VOICE ACTOR JOKINGLY CUSSED

    • @VeggieGirl07
      @VeggieGirl07 2 года назад

      Considering they were able to get the real voice actors for the secret rap career parodies, we totally need a bonus miniseries where all of the characters can cuss.

  • @jira2383
    @jira2383 4 года назад +18

    “I’m Per-“ *shows a picture of a Pear*

  • @nickgallon8817
    @nickgallon8817 6 лет назад +531

    4:09 CONNIE IS AQUAMARINE CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ferryn6877
    @ferryn6877 7 лет назад +171

    pumpkin: WHY CANT YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSEEEE this whole thing killed me CALL THE POLICE

  • @Laully
    @Laully 7 месяцев назад +3

    Only a bit over a year left before Connie gets there. Darn busses.

  • @sylveonthefairymaster8314
    @sylveonthefairymaster8314 4 года назад +1

    “And washed all the cereal!”
    Cereal killer.

  • @bestbuilder123x4
    @bestbuilder123x4 5 лет назад +150

    Connie : I won't let him down
    Peridot: you probably will
    Hello darkness my old friend
    Me: ppfft 🤣

  • @lianneh2655
    @lianneh2655 5 лет назад +122

    Pumpkin making Pearl sounds is the funniest thing ever XD
    EXTRA: The Crystal Memes

  • @CyanicCore
    @CyanicCore Год назад +1

    Love how the New Crystal Gems take their roles like never before!

  • @claudiascott1142
    @claudiascott1142 2 года назад

    It's been such a long time since I genuinely laughed at a YTP and I'm so happy I found this