[YTP] Peridot tries to sin
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- Опубликовано: 21 янв 2017
- But she never thought of something Lapis would like.
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It has been far too long since I last uploaded! I sure hope this was worth the wait. Also thank you so much for over 300 subscribers! When I last uploaded I didn't even have 100 subs. Thanks for watching my videos and I hope you guys like this one as well. 
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"We gems save people and Pearl".
It say save da DAY
That sums up the whole show, except add "from depression." On the end of Pearl.
Am i not a real person?
Marsh lol
I heard take people
This deserves a Pearl Point!
Would you say its Pearl-fect?
Don't stop making that exact same pun on every single video you visit.
natelikesfun sans
You are SO right!
Connor Santos pearl points are not for sins
Lapis: I want u to leave!
Peri: no
Peri: leaves
Get back here mom!
Omg I just did that... D:
Yellow diamond is a giraffa *C L O D.*
images.app.goo.gl/54qVLi4hstbFjJL4A
Peri was probably heart broken
"I'm kind of a big meme"
-Peridot
Sushi
“A big anti homeworld meme”
Spinel: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
I read that when she said it XD
@@Phoebe-yd3kn same that always happens!
“Here comes a *thought of having to look at her every day.”*
That happened as I was reading it lol XD
@@afonso.d.v.rodrigues Same xd
@@deluly1074 lol
*eegghh*
*discusted gasp*
call the police
BubblebuttBubberduck 911
Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: someone commented on an SU YTP telling me to call the cops
BubblebuttBubberduck I read that right as he said that!
BubblebuttBubberduck
peridot: hey lazuli hey!
lapis: ......
*angry backround*
peridot:lapis are you my friend??
lapis: BITCH I hate you!!!
peridot:soooo..... that's a no???
lapis:yeeeeeess!!!!!!!
peridot:awwwwww! ok
BubblebuttBubberduck ok I will ON YOU YOUR GOING TO JAIL hello police bubble butt wanted to go to jail
She's beauty
She's grace
She's a dorito from space
She's a big anti homeworld *_M e M e_*
Ok thats pretty good actually
Bill cipher in a nutshell
why is this dorito taste weird...
*im- not a dorito!*
Thing is, Peridot is physically incapable of sinning, she is too pure.
Yup
y e s
p u r i t y
SHES P U R E
:(
Starianna79.exe ran into a problem
We gems save people and pearl
it said "We gems take people and pearl"
No
Water?....
*S e r i o u s l y.*
Nicole Tabora DEPRESSION DEPRESSION DEPRESSION DEPRESSION DEPRESSION DEPRESSION DEPR E S S I O N
cue Linkin park crawling
XD
OH WoW
Cute profile picture? Really?
I love it.
"I EVEN THREW A CLOD AT YELLOW DIAMOND!"
Clog*
That thing she threw was a shoe called a clog :p
@@peytongolding7544 I thought it was a croc
@@rainbowdragon9721 I thought it was a clock.
@@theteutonking3306 XD
@@rainbowdragon9721 sorry, wait, no I thought it was a *cock* not a clock. Stupid autoerect.
"We, Gems save people *_A N D P E A R L ."_*
Miu iruma pfp yasss
I mean, she is getting herself in dumb shit more than Steven sometimes so. Yeah.
"you get all the LAPIDOTS and AMEDOTS" ........... im dead.........
0:21
When a peridot dances better than you do
Sad
The dancing space dorito...Dances better than all of humanity
Her voice actress actually dances quite well XD
LET US IN THE BURBS
Velvory facts
Peridot: "Where are our noses?"
Steven: "Oh, that's just my style lately."
Peridot: "Are not having fingers also your style?"
Steven: "No, I'm just bad at drawing hands."
Me: *No one has understood me so well before.*
I suck at drawing fingers too
Me t00
Pfff who needs figures... Am I right?
u know this is a refrence to how steven universe games look because he narrates them
Moza Khaliza Al-Shafiera CB
4:46 “Lapis, why are you being so *meme* ?”
''Here comes a thought of having to look at her every day''
You've earned my respect
0:20 I fell out of my seat!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same
0:16
It’s true... peridot is canadian
Oh.....my mom is canadian
Pumpkin Brasileiro Steven Universe um.. nice?.. 👍
Pumpkin Brasileiro Steven Universe * pat’s pumpkin *
her escape pod did seem to land in Canada, you sure they didn't teach her anything?
No, shes a *dorito.*
“Uhm... Sauce?”
“ARRRGGGHH!”
Trippy Does Stuff
time stamp? nvm it just played.
We
Gems!
Save
People
and...
Pearl
:D
AND STEVEN
@@mollissagrinder8164 WRONG! its AND SEVEN!
*aNd sTeVen!*
Save?
I thought they said take...
STEVEN
"Lapis, why are you being so MEME?"
"She's not meme she's a thousand years old and she just lost track of her moral code"
Wrong cartoon i know but I couldn't resist!
So Steve and Pair
Set out to find a good gift
It's gonna be tough
To get something she's happy with
Here's a metal box
Peridot, don't be a hoarder
Well, you probobly should have kept that, man
Cause now Lapis broke Peri's recorder
And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill!
And thinkin' making up with Lapis be totally thrillin'
Unless she's actually dying inside inside
In which case they need to give her a break and set themselves aside
In ground poo-ool...
Lapis doesn't appreciate
Y'all tried a water gift before
And you know it didn't set things straight
Lapis has a little rant
About the bottom of the sea and an orange tyrant
Ah, it's okay!
She did what she could to keep her at bayyyy....
You know you should've stayed
And lived with the emo water lady
But Peri got her feelings hurt
And didn't want to make things worse
Which is understandable
Lapis' pent up pain is powerful
She's unreasonable
And burnt out on dealing with people
Oh, LAZULI??
Why are you so meme?
"I'm not meme
I'm a thousand years old
And I just lost track of my moral code"
Oh, Lazuli
Can't you see Peri is in pain?
'"No I can't
I'm invested in this Ruby Dunking Basket Ball Gaaammmee..."
So there goes Peridot
Walkin' on the sandy ground
Headin' toward her destiny
I'm sure she'll *CALL THE POLICE*
//Steven Universe episode ending sound
LAPIS HARASSED ME SHE TOLD ME TO STOP USING CAPS WHEN CAPS IS CLEARLY MUCH MORE SUPERIOR THEN "LOWERCASE"
I didn't harass you. You also told me I harassed you when I called you "cute".
PERIDOT FACET -2F5L CUT-5XG I would follow you if this was Instagram TuT
Ooooo.... actually I want the *lapidot*
“Same peri... same” 😂
Yeah
Who want amiydot 😂😂
CAN I TRADE AMEDOT FOR JAPIS!?
Can you trade the lapidot for a grose quniverse
If you won't give me the lapidot, I'll have to _take it by force_
No one:
Not even a single gem:
Peridot: *_"Even I threw a clog right at Yellow Diamond."_*
Auch
A big anti homeworld meme
“Um.....
sos..?”
Me when mum asks why I’m sneaking out of the house at 3 am
Bloomy Boo I thought....it’s like... S A U C E
Poison the Poison Dragon helo
this is so underated
1:44
It’s not sos it’s hos
probably already done, but, transcript:
🎵 _We Gems save people and Pearl_ 🎵
[TITLE SCREEN: LAPIDOT by Scoop Universe]
Peridot: And then I'll say "NO!" And then she'll say "No." Am I right? Why don't we watch the sun come up while we figure out what to do with all this time, eh Lazuli? Peridot, facet 5.
[The Deedee Magno verse from "L.A." by The Party plays]
Peridot: Let's begin.
Lapis: This isn't gonna work.
["Fix You" by Coldplay plays]
Peridot: Wait, what?
Lapis: I really thought I would be living alone.
Steven: Yeah. I saw this on an episode of a TV show!
TV Steven: We'll divide this place in half! You'll both have your own space! High ceilings, real wood floors, convenient location in the heart of the country.
Steven: I didn't see how it ended, but, I'm sure it worked out great. So what do you think, roomies?
Peridot: NO!
Lapis: No.
Peridot: What's the problem?! You're the one getting all the good stuff! You've got the Lapidot and Amedot on your side! You can do tons with those! Ooh, actually, I kinda want the Lapidot. You wanna trade something?
Lapis: That's not the problem.
Peridot: Buh.
Steven: What's wrong, Lapis?
Lapis: It's her.
Peridot: Euh?
Lapis: 🎵 _Here comes a_ 🎵 thought of having to look at her every day.
Peridot: *Euh?*
Lapis: She's the one who dragged me back to Earth!
Peridot: Hey! I even threw a clog right at Yellow Diamond! I'm kind of a big Meme. A big, anti-Homeworld Meme.
Lapis: I don't think this is going to work.
Steven: Uhh, umm, good to know.
Steven: Uh...sauce.
Peridot: Ugh!
Steven: Cards are a great way to tell someone something if you don't wanna see your face. Here, look! It's you and Lapis holding hands!
Peridot: Where are our noses?
Steven: Oh, that's kinda part of my style lately.
Peridot: Is not having fingers also your style?
Steven: No, I, I'm just bad at drawing hands. Just try to Sin.
Peridot: Hm.
Peridot: Hey Lazuli!
[Scare chord]
Peridot: Hey Lazuli! Hey! Lazuli! Hey! Steven did the outside, and I did the inside!
[Water splash]
Lapis: Water? Seriously?
Peridot: Noses. Noses! I was the most Sin as per Steven's instructions.
Steven: How about a gift?
Peridot: N'yes! What.
Steven: Hm... Think of things she likes.
Peridot: Things she likes...
[Jeopardy music plays]
Peridot: Ah!
Steven: Oh?
Peridot: No...
Steven: No?
Peridot: Nuh-uh.
[Jeopardy music plays]
Peridot: But if...!
Steven: Yeah?
Peridot: Nah...
Steven: Yeah.
[Both groan]
Steven: Water.
Steven: You can't see through those, right?
Lapis: Yes.
Steven: Good to know. Well, here we are!
Lapis: Water? *_Seriously?_*
Peridot: Yeah!
Lapis: You do realize that I spent the last few months trapped under the ocean, right?
Steven: Uh...
Peridot: [unprintable noise]
Lapis: I'm Lapis Lazuli! And you can't keep me trapped here anymore!
Lapis: Yeah.
Steven: Uh...
Peridot: [unprintable noise]
Lapis: Steven, it's your fault. Gotta blast!
Peridot: What a cloddy idea! Whatever! [chipmunk voice] Whatever! [even more chipmunk voice] WHATEVER! Wha-wha-what. Wha-what. What. EVER! Clearly, there's nothing important enough for me to give to Lazuli. At least I have you, recorder.
Peridot: Ta-da! See, ribbon is blue. I 🎵GOT YOUR NUMBER🎵
Peridot: Uh. When I was stuck here, Steven gave me this recorder as a gift and I didn't really get it at first but, it made me feel better. Just to talk about weird stuff. It'll help you too!
Lapis: [holding the Scoop Universe video] I don't want...your garbage.
Lapis: I want you... *_TO LEAVE!_*
Peridot: ...NO!
Steven: Lapis, why are you being so Meme? Now it's too late, and she's never coming back again.
Peridot: [runs back screaming]
Steven: Oh, she's coming back again!
Peridot: They're here!!
Steven: Run!
["Space Jam" by Charles Barkley plays]
Peridot: Holy smokes.
["Space Jam" by Charles Barkley plays]
Greg: *Call the police*
Amazing.
Kitt Monroe needs more likes
Kitt Monroe oh that’s um long XD
Is that the entire vid?
Perfect
“We gems save people and Pearl”
Pretty accurate with the amount of times she has reformed.
Emminet once??
No not once. I know of at least 3 times
didn’t amethyst poof over 5 times
"And then ill say, *NO* "
"And then she'll say, no..."
Lol
"Im a meme. An anti homeworld meme"
Lapis is mood meme
We save people, and P E A R L
You a Clod 😂
And steven--
@@Niko-ci8sw no 🌚
Thought it was we take people and pearl
🎶We gems save the world and pearl🎶
"Ehh, sauce"
Alisha Pojasek yea
Alisha Pojasek saw it as I read it
Topsyturvy10 ikr
Lizzy Pojisek ECHHHhhh!
Lizzy Noodle sos
Lapis: i want you, TO LEAVE
Peridot: No. *leaves anyway*
Peri: hey lazuli!!
Lapis: *angry yellow diamond noises*
*Here comes a* THOUGHT OF HAVING TO LOOK AT HER EVERYDAY...
I died at that part lmao.
war syndr0me SOMEOME JUST CUT THIS PART FOR ME TO PUT IN ALL MY SOCIAL MEDIAS
war syndr0me that part killed me XD
🅱️E GONE TH*T
I thought your profile pic was a hair on my screen so I spent like an hour trying to shove your profile pic away
1:31
I'm kind of a big MEME
A big anti-home world MEME
Lauri Osana XD Omg I ded
Lauri Osana MEMES ARE LIFE
XDDD
Lauri Osana lololol
And Pearl
1:32 ,,I’m kind of a big MEME. A big anti homeworld MEME.”
Lol
“Uh, sauce.”
-Steven Universe
Lapis why are you being so meme.
SHE IS TOO LAZY TO PICK UP HER OWN FEET
I found a clod. His name is Rugal Bernstein. Have fun.
I laugh so much when she ran so dang fast lol
I AM RELATED TO THE BLUE HEDGEHOG THAT RUNS VERY FAST
JASPER AND AMETHYST ARE RELATED TO THE BLUE HEDGEHOG THAT RUNS VERY FAST TOO
PERIDOT FACET -2F5L CUT-5XG
Hello sister
These clods are trying to be me
@@PERIDOTFACET-FLCUT-XG-sv1hn sonic?
Quote of the day: “why did pink ditch spinel”
Edit: y’all I made this as a joke-
Because she’s a b*tch
Ok everyone is just like
“PiNk Is EvIl ShE sHoUlD dIe!¡”
But it was probably the OTHER diamonds that told her to leave Spinel. If you think about it, Pearl failed in making her happy, so if she was allowed to, she would’ve went to get Spinel to play games with, but she didn’t. Why would she NOT get Spinel? Think about that for a moment.
•GachaWøffles•
I thought about it
Pink is still evil
She could have come back to Spinel
Lol
Spinel 1.01 smh. as much as I hate pink/rose as a person herself (if she was a real person.) I think her character development was good..
4:38 *"NO!"* **leaves anyway**
...here comes the *THOUGHT OF HAVING TO LOOK AT HER EVERY DAY*
**Weird Peridot noise**
Kawaii Potatoe best gorl Natsuki
*SOMETHING TOLD YOU*
*THAT, THIS WON'T BE WORTH IT*
Y roblox dog?!?!
*H U E A G H?!*
^^^High Quality YTP^^^
RUclips DOESNT POOP
IVE BEEN LIED TO
SEND HELP
PERIDOT FACET -2F5L CUT-5XG NO YOU HAVENT BEEN LIED THE POOP IS ALWAYS IN YOURE MIND!
My... Subtitle on 4:35 "I want you babe" XD FREAKING IM SERIOUSLY *thats not funny-*
Lol
Same
Lapidot confirmed?
@@Robussyslay173 yesh
2:31
Me: *Looks at Steven*
Also me: *WHHEEEEEZEEE*
Same
"Steven it's your fault."
"IM LAPIZ LAZILI AND U CANT KEEP ME TRAPPED HERE ANY MORE!" :|
1:31
" I even threw crocs at yellow diamond"
She said clog.
*wooden croc*
Its clogs but ok
@Coconut 505 Clog. As in the shoe.
Auch my face
She sinned by being too cute.
*Also not to mention she pushed off Greg and killed him. While he was saying, “CALL THE POLICE” in a worried tone.*
"Lapis, why are you being so meme?"
Mr. Emojii top 10 mysteries science cannot answer
If Lapid and Peridot don't fuse in the next hour...
*C A L L T H E P O L I C E*
Agreed.
Lapis
ChompyDj 1 jear of police calling, maybe a few 50 more
Lapis
*LAPID*
1:00
"No!"
*No...*
"WhAtS tHe PrOblEm!1?2?"
Peridot: how does one sin?
Me: *jumpes outta no where* i'M gLaD yOu aSkEd
We gems save people
That's basically the theme song in a nutshell
...and *P E A R L*
No,it was "We gems take people and pearll"
Yep
And pearl does nothing
exactly
0:39 "Look, I'm so moved, I'm crying."
DrDalek lol I get it...aquamarin...HISSS
4:32
Lapis: i want you, to LEAVE!
Subtitles: *I want you babe*
Me: *Even the subtitles want lapidot-*
Peridot is confirmed to be asexual.
@@mora___. but asexuality doesn't mean not having romantic relationships, it just means not having s*x
@@afonso.d.v.rodrigues she's also aromantic tho. I don't know a lot about lgbtq+ so please let me know if that's wrong.
@@mora___. I don't know if that has ever been confirmed, but it's still a possibility. I'm bisexual and I don't even know a lot of Lgbtq+ myself 😂
You’re garbage I want you babe
4:32 I should have only put "I want you" and that was all then peridot would say no and walk away 🤣🤣
"A CROC" FUCK ITS 3 AM AND IM CHOKING WHY AM I LIKE THIS
meme lord thats a clog look it up XD
CALL THE POLICE
Joe Repp phone the police m8
CAPITALS ARE THE MOST SUPERIOR
Ring the police boi
Joe Repp I think I contracted cancer recently
Joe Repp 420 what you smokin.
Steven: So whaddya think, roomies?
Peridot: No! :D
Lapis: No. :(
Lapis: “I want you to leave!”
Peridot: “No!”
Peridot: *leaves anyway*
At one point I heard Peridot say "I'm a big hentai homeworld meme!" Oh god I'm dying send help.
Mikuo Senpai I thought she said "I'm a big anti homeworld meme"
Gabrielle Freeman Swagger xD she did say homeworld
Same XD
WHAT'S A HENTAI?
PERIDOT
peridot n o
Someone get Mkatwood
I volunteer you as tribute
starsavior506 hell no.... That content is cringy
@Mr. Universe
You're more *Cringy* because you tell someone is *Cringy*
MKatwood would love this!
starsavior506 sub to sub
*“We gems save people and Pearl!”*
2:31 That face works so well🤣🤣🤣
I can’t get over Steven’s face
I'M LAPIS-LAZULI AND YOU CAN'T KEEP ME TRAPPED ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!
Umm no you aren't
:P
Yes she is
Not her but lapis definetly not trapped any more
eerrr no ur pedro... xD
WARNING: THIS VIDEO DOES NOT HAVE NOSES
KentaPlayz 1:58 LIAR
KentaPlayz
*scent sponges
Scent sponge = nose
according to the green Dorito
IVE BEEN FOUND OUT!
Nabilitys I will send you to the shadow realm for your trickery
0:21 Pearl’s secret rap career was a good meme😔
Alternate title: Lapis has a Brain Blast
I see somebody likes Mkatwood.
You see right through me.
guinealover6674 !!! Who doesn't
Potato Masher True.
guinealover6674 !!! me!!
guinealover6674 !!! ikr me
THIS IS PRICELESS! Make more :3
OF COURSE IT IS PRICELESS YOU DONT BUY VIDEOS
PERIDOT FACET -2F5L CUT-5XG :|
RUclips: HOW ABOUT THIS ONE FROM THE PAST?
" Why dont we watch the Sun come up" another peridot line that sounds like a song
0:20 nnnnnoooooo the flash backs
Never Stopping Gamer I am getting Saving Private Ryan flashbacks...
Eh, lazuli
“And then I’ll say no!
And then she’ll say no..”
Every 14 year old girl ever
2:13 my sister trying to tell me some thing
Lapidot? More like lapiTHOT
C A L L T H E P O L I C E
*Remember when Peridot was taller than Steven.*
Berkeley Creager
*_remember when her hair was so large it was used as a Kindergarten_*
"Um-"
"Sauce"
*Steven has such wise words*
I know why this episode is called “Lapidot” because of Lapis x Peridot.
reaaaaaaaally?
Javier Martínez -n’yess-
@@pan-demi-c2711 naaaaaaaaaaaah who would have tought.
1:44 uhh... sauce
Rin Brennan mood
see the ribbon is blue🎶♩ I GOT YOUR NUMBER ♩🎶
yeah, even those notes
XDDDD
The best part about this is that it makes you realise everything peridot does is a hair away from a RUclips poop already
This video is three years old and STILL legendary
"I'm kind of a big meme."
Edit: why does this have so many likes and comments all i did was quote Peridot,,, this is just like that episode of 'Worlds Quietest Let's Play' from Markiplier when my comment in which I quoted Mark got like 800 likes im crying,,,,,
a big, anti-homeworld meme!
Steven : Sauce
Peridot : UGGGHHHHH!!
calistarbro8089 RobloxGamer Steven:*smiles*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
XD SAUCE.
When you try your best but you don't succeed.....When you get what you want but not what need....
You sin
That Random Horror Sans how many times have I seen an undertale pfp in the comment section...?
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Lapis: I want u to leave!
Subtitles: I want u babeee
"We gems save people and pearl"
you just described the entire plot of this show with that abridged intro XD
I Will Steal Yo Memes XD
Omg Ikr XD
"We gems save people and Pearl"
This was when peri was still a whole head taller than steven 0:28
And now (in the movie) he’s bigger than Amethyst! 😱😝
I thouht they were the same height :0
@@clumxy5513 I actually think, for me, the real height is slightly taller than steven
*champaign in my hand, I'm not concerned*
I don't think this is gonna work...
*when you try your best but you don't succeed*
Now he’s the same height as lapis
*Different communities portrayed by Steven Universe*
Gacha community: 1:57-2:06
Y E S
I'm just bad at drawing*
Here comes a........thought of looking at her everyday.
-Lapis/Garnet
I died.
“I threw a clog at yellow diamond!” After all this time, she actually fought the diamonds in clogs
Me:Ok time to do this math test question one 5+5 2:43
2:56
2:43
2:56
Teacher: the test is over now kids please hand back your papers
....5+5=10 °^°
just keep pressing 5
I think it
Noh
Or maybe it
No
I find it it's 100
😂
Its 55 ^w^
*puts 10 on the test of peridot and run away*
am i the only one who wasn't able to watch this YTP for like a year? it wasn't available to watch...but i'm so happy it's back!
Lapis: I want you to LEAVE!
Peridot: No!
Also Peridot: *proceeds to leave*
I don't want your garbage. (CRUSH)
Does that mean she has a ( CRUSH ) on Peri?
*peridot stops dancing* "I'm clearly concerned"
Steven: Lapis, why are you being so M E M E?
“We - Gems - save - people- and Pearl”