[YTP] Stets Fights Colin Firth on TV

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
  • Live from the soon-to-be fornication hub.
    (Side note: I did not make the gif of Garnet at 2:20 and as of yet have not found a proper source. If somebody knows who made it, please let me know so I can give credit where credit is due!)
    EDIT: I believe somebody found the source: diorum.tumblr.c... !! Cheers to +~DɪsᴄᴏʀᴅɪsAᴘᴘʟᴇ876~ for finding it.
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  • @p4tworld
    @p4tworld 9 лет назад +963

    *Throws Pearl up in the air*
    "Hmmmm....."

    • @bigrainbow8776
      @bigrainbow8776 9 лет назад +16

      Sentient space rock command. We have liftoff.

    • @-iDynal
      @-iDynal 9 лет назад +21

      She threw pearl to homeworld 😂

    • @jennywithaglock3916
      @jennywithaglock3916 9 лет назад +39

      Garnet: AMETHYST! YOU SUCK,
      *Rebbecca starts singing*
      Jasper: STOP SINGING!!!!!
      rebbecca: fuck yooouuuu.
      ENDS

    • @MrKhalil9
      @MrKhalil9 9 лет назад +4

      2:34 pearls brain is farting

    • @MrPeak95
      @MrPeak95 8 лет назад +2

      +Poops4theWorld If you throw a bird up in the air, she wiill certainly not fall down ;)

  • @Megan-bw2ep
    @Megan-bw2ep 8 лет назад +398

    "if i could begin to be-"
    Jasper: STOP SINGING
    "fuck you~"

  • @sargecad3t
    @sargecad3t 9 лет назад +804

    What makes these really great YTPs is the subtlety. They don't have the obnoxiously loud noises and bizarre seizure hazards of other YTPs and instead replaces them with clever wordplay and visual gags while keeping away from some of the more tasteless sexual jokes and scat humor that other comedy bits tend to rely on. I LOVE this channel.

  • @taffy413
    @taffy413 9 лет назад +261

    Garnet:*dips pearl*
    amethyst: *LOUD SCREAMING*

  • @WilliametcCook
    @WilliametcCook 7 лет назад +278

    0:29 When you realize Stets's videos have subtitles.

  • @bananaphoneman12
    @bananaphoneman12 8 лет назад +381

    Your youtube poops are of the highest quality. AND it's of one of my favourite series. You are so graceful and elephant.

    • @stetsuninu2374
      @stetsuninu2374  8 лет назад +43

      +bananaphoneman12 Aw oh gosh ty

    • @QarleyQuark
      @QarleyQuark 8 лет назад +23

      *shit giggles* "...elephant..."

    • @OnemarioOLDCHANNEL
      @OnemarioOLDCHANNEL 8 лет назад +13

      "oh i could crush you right now! it would not be har-" *CRUSH* "... sorry!"

  • @thatluckyhorseshoe4379
    @thatluckyhorseshoe4379 9 лет назад +384

    Sardonyx: Little charmer, I could literally squish you right now, it would not be hard
    *crushes steven*
    ...Sorry

    • @jenthunderblast2703
      @jenthunderblast2703 9 лет назад +10

      "It looks like Peridot's ass."
      Best part XD

    • @perii3253
      @perii3253 9 лет назад

      all peridot prts

    • @bigrainbow8776
      @bigrainbow8776 9 лет назад +2

      Such a majestic sight

    • @supersmashgamer1248
      @supersmashgamer1248 7 лет назад

      ThatLuckyHorseshoe "elegant" suuuure and I'm a famous billionaire running for president named Donald

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 6 лет назад +3

      Charmer? That's what she says? Makes more sense than what I heard, "little trauma."

  • @ralphryker464
    @ralphryker464 9 лет назад +177

    2:20 CRAB GARNET IM SHITTING MYSELF

  • @bbabamzel8238
    @bbabamzel8238 9 лет назад +409

    I TOOK A DRINK AT THE WRONG TIME 2:27

    • @SkylarDraws
      @SkylarDraws 9 лет назад +15

      I paused and got tea just for this moment now...

    • @plumeria3642
      @plumeria3642 8 лет назад +4

      SAME

    • @benhaggerty8707
      @benhaggerty8707 8 лет назад +13

      I didn't find it funny
      Then again I don't laugh at much.

    • @noone7451
      @noone7451 7 лет назад +3

      B Babamzel those eyes do

    • @noone7451
      @noone7451 7 лет назад +1

      Doh*

  • @TeeloTheH0neyBee
    @TeeloTheH0neyBee 8 лет назад +152

    Garnet was dancing in the telescope made me crack up so much I CRIED!!!😂

    • @jbh2705
      @jbh2705 5 лет назад +3

      Not to mention Peridot was right next to them!

  • @noctamaz
    @noctamaz 8 лет назад +159

    "i'm eating a canoli today and.. it's great, now i'm about to kill my son"
    *i'm dead omg*

  • @frozenbluejay6987
    @frozenbluejay6987 8 лет назад +51

    "I'm sorry. Its just so much fun being Sardonyx with you"
    "I don't understand"
    "Wait let me explain"
    "I don't understand"
    100 percent perfect!!😂

  • @NoahIsAFish
    @NoahIsAFish 9 лет назад +157

    What am I saying? CORKS? *pitched laughter*
    This killed me

    • @receptable
      @receptable 9 лет назад

      Not pitched, but distorted!

    • @nicolasurcerarebolledo3841
      @nicolasurcerarebolledo3841 9 лет назад +9

      Nah, ELEPHANT!

    • @klassickirby7785
      @klassickirby7785 8 лет назад +2

      +Nicolas Jacobo Urcera Rebolledo Elephant murdered me XDDD

    • @zombies5100
      @zombies5100 7 лет назад

      that moment when you realize they only used sardonyx to jump gracefully into the air and say elephant

  • @lonniegabbie
    @lonniegabbie 9 лет назад +189

    FORNICATION HUB

    • @ame.e.
      @ame.e. 9 лет назад +7

      thank you for showing this to me

    • @Dosko
      @Dosko 9 лет назад

      +at_raddi What do you do there?

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 9 лет назад +1

      +Dosko
      Fornicate

    • @TrollBreaker
      @TrollBreaker 8 лет назад +12

      +at_raddi If you fornicate in California, does it make it Californication?

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 8 лет назад +1

      Troll Breaker Holy shit

  • @MysticPony232
    @MysticPony232 9 лет назад +80

    "If I could begin to be..."
    "STOP SINGING!"
    "......fuck youuuu."
    I'm in tears.

  • @PizzaHorse
    @PizzaHorse 9 лет назад +46

    "Soon to be fornication hub." Gets me every time. I just bust up laughing.

  • @smudgetwo
    @smudgetwo 8 лет назад +33

    Remember when peridot seemed like a threat? Now she's just a cuddly ol' cuteness train

  • @grndctrl
    @grndctrl 9 лет назад +101

    the e nding i can't breathe

    • @coldgindrinker5587
      @coldgindrinker5587 9 лет назад +2

      ***** IKR! I choked on my tequila, it was so funny.

    • @grndctrl
      @grndctrl 9 лет назад +3

      tequila....?
      ok stop stalking me 40+ yr old creeper

    • @coldgindrinker5587
      @coldgindrinker5587 9 лет назад +2

      ***** What's wrong with enjoying a alcoholic beverage? And I haven't talked to you in like a week. So what's your deal?

    • @grndctrl
      @grndctrl 9 лет назад +1

      chill chill I'm just kidding
      but really
      you didn't question me calling you a 40 year old didn't you?

    • @coldgindrinker5587
      @coldgindrinker5587 9 лет назад +3

      ***** That one I knew you were kidding about. Nice to see you still have a sense of humor Calisto.

  • @WGTrinidadRacer
    @WGTrinidadRacer 9 лет назад +22

    "Now.... Elephant"

  • @iMiles
    @iMiles 7 лет назад +31

    1:21 - So stupid joke, but I love it! xD

  • @RedMcCloud
    @RedMcCloud 9 лет назад +32

    "AMETHYST, YOU SUCK!"
    "AAA"

  • @MattJDave
    @MattJDave 9 лет назад +41

    STOP SINGING.
    -JaspsaJ, 2015

  • @fateisuponyou
    @fateisuponyou 8 лет назад +68

    2:19
    I CANT BREATH ITS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA

    • @delphinium493
      @delphinium493 8 лет назад +1

      GORNET

    • @dennymirai2890
      @dennymirai2890 8 лет назад

      for me I laughed really hard on 2:34

    • @LoveKrystal471
      @LoveKrystal471 8 лет назад

      I was laughing my ass at that

    • @yuzunikaidou7197
      @yuzunikaidou7197 8 лет назад

      You Are Filled With D E T E R M I N A T I O N Same I can't breath either LMAO

    • @m3b02
      @m3b02 7 лет назад

      You Are Filled With D E T E R M I N A T I O N XDDDDD LMFAO

  • @Midnight_Metro
    @Midnight_Metro 9 лет назад +47

    "This is Collin Firth, to Yellow Diamond."
    "..."
    " *SEX!* "

  • @baileyryan6958
    @baileyryan6958 5 лет назад +16

    Rebecca: (singing) "If I could begin to-"
    Jasper: "STOP SINGING!"
    (awkward silence)
    Rebecca: (singing) "Fuck yoooooooou!"

  • @jakegamer6811
    @jakegamer6811 8 лет назад +18

    "I forgot how great it felt to beat you up, but I don't care about you."
    Amethyst 2k15~

  • @yamineaindray6041
    @yamineaindray6041 8 лет назад +11

    This is literally the YTP I laughed the hardest too into my pillow. It's 1:18 AM and I'm trying not to wake my sister up but I can't STOP REPLAYING THE WHOLE DAMN THING

  • @michaelmoscrop6031
    @michaelmoscrop6031 9 лет назад +18

    THE CREATOR OF THE GIF:
    is a reddit user called dingycollar. The gif was on a post 2 months ago called stop. Garnet time

    • @Herobrine90nove
      @Herobrine90nove 9 лет назад

      Please someone tags Stets (I can't beacouse i'm with my smartphone)

    • @stetsuninu2374
      @stetsuninu2374  9 лет назад +1

      +Michael Moscrop Thank you, but I'm not sure that's correct. I originally found the gif on April 16, so unless there's additional evidence, I'm inclined to think that might be a repost.
      Thank you anyway, though!

    • @stetsuninu2374
      @stetsuninu2374  9 лет назад +1

      +~DɪsᴄᴏʀᴅɪsAᴘᴘʟᴇ876~ Thank you so much!!

  • @AuroraKnux
    @AuroraKnux 9 лет назад +39

    For some reason my video feed froze at one point (with the sound still going) and it just so happened to be stuck on a frame where they looked like they were about to kiss (around 1:25 I'm guessing). I'm dying of laughter now omg XDD

  • @azup8235
    @azup8235 2 года назад +5

    2:59 really was hoping for "amethyst! i dont understand."

  • @duckiebee2831
    @duckiebee2831 9 лет назад +18

    ELEGANT
    ELEPHANT

  • @mikasaackerman-yeager
    @mikasaackerman-yeager 9 лет назад +11

    I took a drink 2:18 xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @DunkleCobro
    @DunkleCobro 8 лет назад +16

    "Oh, what am I saying? Corks! OH HoH hOh

  • @WolfHeroEX
    @WolfHeroEX 9 лет назад +31

    "Why would pearl... Rebuild the hub? Maybe she's trying to get us more channels?"
    *turns on TV*
    *MLP*
    ... Oh, wait, wrong hub. Crab Garnet was great though.

  • @SaucyPuppetShow1
    @SaucyPuppetShow1 9 лет назад +5

    I've watched this poop several times, and I'm just now noticing that at the very beginning the Big Donut sign reads "Big Butt" XD

  • @bugthug964
    @bugthug964 8 лет назад +5

    When pearl doesn't come down and garnet's just like "hmm". GETS ME EVERYTIME.

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 9 лет назад +43

    STOP SINGING

    • @nameless8692
      @nameless8692 9 лет назад +13

      Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @nameless8692
      @nameless8692 9 лет назад

      ***** no, I was continuing it, like a joke

    • @ray-en2hu
      @ray-en2hu 9 лет назад

      That "guy" was Jasper.

    • @nameless8692
      @nameless8692 9 лет назад

      I like yer face m8 who cares who jasper is?

    • @ray-en2hu
      @ray-en2hu 9 лет назад +4

      A lot of people actually.

  • @JensenStiles
    @JensenStiles 9 лет назад +15

    1:34 "Hahaha, you guys were gay!"
    They really fucking were.

  • @duckiebee2831
    @duckiebee2831 9 лет назад +11

    'AH! THERE SHE IS!'
    *Can't touch this fornication hub*
    *Sardonyx hammer time*

  • @mjdowning5801
    @mjdowning5801 9 лет назад +3

    Its peridot, she must have fixed the communication hub again! *slowly moves her eyes apart*

  • @faerubee
    @faerubee 8 лет назад +5

    "I forgot how great it was to beAt yOu uP, but I don't care about yoooooooou"

  • @mandelbrot6070
    @mandelbrot6070 9 лет назад +2

    1:16 Steven - Fusion!
    Ametist - * facepalm *
    Gosh this is perfect! Your YTP is actually one of the best SU's YTP! ;D

  • @rusPiglets
    @rusPiglets 9 лет назад +9

    Let's hide and look for Peridot......AND STEVEN

  • @snerpysam6894
    @snerpysam6894 8 лет назад +4

    Holy shit that part with Garnet and Stevens like more nothing, was amazing. Great work!

  • @aaronwilson9465
    @aaronwilson9465 8 лет назад +15

    Nothing, more nothing. OH. THERE SHE IS.
    😂😂😂😂 I CANT STOP LAUGHING.

  • @maanitaman
    @maanitaman 7 лет назад +8

    "Amethyst! You suck!"
    "AAA?!"

  • @harrill3542
    @harrill3542 8 лет назад +69

    Maybe you're better off with her.
    I think she's better for you.
    I forgot how great it feels to beat you up.
    But I don't care about youuuuuu.

    • @harrill3542
      @harrill3542 8 лет назад +16

      NO WAIT SCRATCH THE SECOND LINE CRUD

    • @1nestar
      @1nestar 8 лет назад +3

      not maybe it's baby(subtitles

  • @masterfrillish6393
    @masterfrillish6393 7 лет назад +8

    Throws pearl up
    Doesn't come down
    "Hm"

  • @notherNappaghost
    @notherNappaghost 9 лет назад +5

    Please keep making more
    Your RUclips Poops give me life.

  • @redlovely1953
    @redlovely1953 7 лет назад +3

    I was feeling sad today, but I felt so good after watching this! Thank you so much for making this hilarious YTP! I was in tears laughing! It honestly made my day!

  • @sleepy_world9990
    @sleepy_world9990 8 лет назад +16

    Did anyone realized that the big donut stayed the big butt lmao

  • @prud5930
    @prud5930 9 лет назад +5

    I love this ytp so much.

  • @Ximares
    @Ximares 9 лет назад +19

    ELEPHANT~

    • @bigrainbow8776
      @bigrainbow8776 9 лет назад +3

      Imagine if she said that in the actual show. Sardonyx flies through the air. "Elephant."

    • @chickpea
      @chickpea 9 лет назад +1

      +Rainbow Sunglass xD

    • @MayeverBee
      @MayeverBee 9 лет назад +1

      +Rainbow Sunglass it would became a meme in my opinion.
      Elephant ^^

  • @user-bv5qx4ee2r
    @user-bv5qx4ee2r 3 года назад +4

    I absolutely love the part when Garnet threw Pearl.

  • @TheSonicYoshis101
    @TheSonicYoshis101 7 лет назад +4

    "Lets fuse."
    *eyes distort*
    *very faintly* "dont"

  • @ShaynaMLP
    @ShaynaMLP 9 лет назад +1

    This is one of the best ytps I've seen. I mean that the words are smooth and there's not too much randomness going on.. keep it up!

  • @comicconcarne
    @comicconcarne 9 лет назад +15

    Fornication hub killed me

  • @saxosipho
    @saxosipho 9 лет назад +1

    Your Steven Universe YTPs allways manage to put a smile on my face.
    This was no exception.
    Keep up the good work.

  • @PheonixKingSokka
    @PheonixKingSokka 9 лет назад +8

    2:12 Now that right there is a team-up I'd like to see.

  • @saltyfrys6605
    @saltyfrys6605 Год назад +1

    7 years later and fornication hub is still always on the mind

  • @HugeNacho
    @HugeNacho 8 лет назад +7

    Amethyst: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
    Pearl: Is something the matter Amethyst?
    Steven and Amethyst go super saiyan
    Pearl: WAIT!

  • @AStaff-gh4vo
    @AStaff-gh4vo 9 лет назад

    The "STOP SINGING" joke was the cherry on top - PLEASE don't stop using it, you always pick the best moments to insert it in

  • @XrEdEr445
    @XrEdEr445 8 лет назад +4

    From nowhere, while Sardonyx is in the air...
    "Elephant"
    "Sh*t"
    This nonsense made me laugh so hard i pooped :v

  • @user-yc2ik2kt2q
    @user-yc2ik2kt2q 6 лет назад +2

    0:33 flawless editing makes me want to believe stets did say this

  • @Katunused
    @Katunused 8 лет назад +3

    It's 2:05 am and it's starting to get really hard to contain my laughter. Good job! 👍

  • @StreetFighterFan777
    @StreetFighterFan777 9 лет назад +1

    I have no idea how you only have 5k subs. These are fricking HYSTERICAL!

  • @Mickey-jj2ki
    @Mickey-jj2ki 8 лет назад +14

    Am I the only one who noticed big butts and not big donuts?! XD

  • @randowl404
    @randowl404 7 лет назад +3

    2:18 OMFG GARNET IS A CRAB CONFIRMED

  • @smareriq
    @smareriq 3 года назад +4

    0:56 sardonyx: this sucks
    Lapis: this plan sucks

  • @ameperyton3947
    @ameperyton3947 8 лет назад +1

    these are some high quality ytp's

  • @cheeseburgermike8406
    @cheeseburgermike8406 4 года назад +3

    0:04 This was so very well editied

  • @0mi
    @0mi 7 лет назад +3

    "This sucks" i died

  • @JohnEgbert
    @JohnEgbert 8 лет назад +3

    2:37 something about this makes me very uncomfortable

  • @caldercockatoo2234
    @caldercockatoo2234 5 лет назад +1

    0:01 Woah, the way the edited text on the Big Donut moves perfectly with the rest of the screen is amazing!

  • @zombies5100
    @zombies5100 3 года назад +3

    Sardonyx: Now! *jumps into the air elegantly* "Elephant..."

  • @sealine22aj
    @sealine22aj 6 лет назад +3

    OUT OF ALL THE THINGS WHY DID I DIE LAUGHING AT "ELEPHANT"

  • @ace-smith
    @ace-smith 8 лет назад +5

    I give up. You did way better than me.

    • @charnnettmc5185
      @charnnettmc5185 8 лет назад +1

      I love your Ytp!

    • @roar_roar_rorafex
      @roar_roar_rorafex 6 лет назад

      Me: (That song thing) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      Sad: *Listens to Owl City - Wolf Bite* "I FOUND ANOTHER MEME I CAN DO!!!"

  • @MrT--
    @MrT-- 7 лет назад +2

    0:56
    oh look its the MTT of Steven Universe turned into a YTP

  • @Ninbitzero
    @Ninbitzero 7 лет назад +18

    Some episodes they don't need to dance, so why even bother with dancing?

    • @stetsuninu2374
      @stetsuninu2374  7 лет назад +4

      Dancing is fun!

    • @JAKECOT_CENTER
      @JAKECOT_CENTER 7 лет назад +1

      Stets Uninu wait? You're alive?

    • @stetsuninu2374
      @stetsuninu2374  7 лет назад +1

      Jakethedog3275 Despite academia, yes, technically still alive

    • @arthurdent6256
      @arthurdent6256 7 лет назад

      Gotta burn that animation budget some how.

    • @Greigames
      @Greigames 7 лет назад +1

      I assume it's just to first introduce the fusion and for drama

  • @Yeoshu
    @Yeoshu 9 лет назад

    I absolutely love these YTPs. The subtlety always gets me.

  • @morcoroni
    @morcoroni 8 лет назад +5

    Greg: "I'm eating a cannoli today, that's great! Now, I'm about to kill my son." *SLAM* (Me: spits out drink)

  • @TamagoGangan
    @TamagoGangan 9 лет назад +1

    Stets Uinu makes me feel as beloved as bees.

  • @qintical
    @qintical 7 лет назад +5

    "amethyst!"
    "you suck!"
    "Aa?"

  • @iamsoya8546
    @iamsoya8546 9 лет назад

    i noticed the reopload and you said you had two jokes in "bad taste". honestly that's really classy how you took it down to re edit it. I appreciate it, very classy.

  • @Duvi0
    @Duvi0 9 лет назад +5

    I saw this before it went private! ...should I apologize?

    • @stetsuninu2374
      @stetsuninu2374  9 лет назад +11

      Duvi No need, that was all on my end. This is the right version!

    • @CatandFriends1
      @CatandFriends1 9 лет назад

      Duvi whoa! Duvi?!

    • @Higihihihihi
      @Higihihihihi 9 лет назад

      +Stets Uninu add fnaf to it next time.

  • @chaoticduk7515
    @chaoticduk7515 9 лет назад

    I stopped watching YTP's when they got to meme-y awhile back. You're making them hilarious like they used to be, thank you :D

  • @Intrafacial86
    @Intrafacial86 9 лет назад +5

    I lost my shit at 2:19

  • @marleens8321
    @marleens8321 8 лет назад +2

    OMG
    YOU MADE HER LAUGH SOUND SOOOO MUCH BETTER

  • @visjex7498
    @visjex7498 6 лет назад +3

    "Amethyst... you suck!"
    "Aa?"

  • @rampaige-rj7zx
    @rampaige-rj7zx 9 лет назад

    Just what I needed, a YTP at 3 am. Thanks for uploading!

  • @sunnivamhagatun
    @sunnivamhagatun 8 лет назад +7

    "Amethyst! You suck!"

  • @miketodd6335
    @miketodd6335 9 лет назад +2

    "She's trying to fix the communication hub again" lol

  • @blackmetalcommunity
    @blackmetalcommunity 7 лет назад +3

    "but i dont care about yoouuuuuuu." XD

  • @NurdNTurd
    @NurdNTurd 9 лет назад +1

    I choked on an Oreo, this is the best RUclips poop so far 😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Weruen
    @Weruen 9 лет назад +6

    Elegant shit!

  • @buzzoff5026
    @buzzoff5026 9 лет назад

    YAAS FINALLY! :D Great job as always, your work never fails to make me laugh! I especially loved what you did with Sardonyx's laugh and the fusion dance.
    Then you realize that the sign of the Big Donut says Big Butt.

  • @glittermutt
    @glittermutt 7 лет назад +3

    E L E P H A N T

  • @lalallama2298
    @lalallama2298 Год назад +2

    Stets Uninu fights Colin Firth
    Ooh heaven is a place on Earth

  • @somefishhere
    @somefishhere 8 лет назад +3

    Will you set up a patreon?

    • @stetsuninu2374
      @stetsuninu2374  8 лет назад +5

      +Alex Hong I hadn't thought about it, to be honest! It sounds like an interesting concept, but I'm not sure how the legality of that would work with all of my content being based off of copyrighted material.

    • @ObamaGamingBlz
      @ObamaGamingBlz 8 лет назад +2

      +Stets Uninu The secret is is indirect cause, mine is for gaming when I stream, my patreon says it is to buy me Potato salad, which is actually fairly accurate...

  • @Brandon00151
    @Brandon00151 9 лет назад

    These keep getting better and better. "I fucking love these"