+Jason Cabell DUDE HELP ME. I saw you in another not connected to Steven Universe video and if I won't know what was it I won't be able to sleep T_T It was today, so was the video
STETS IS BAAAACK gotta say that "sword to the torso" is the single purest example of comedy ever created but "lapis surrounded by pride stickers with hayley kiyoko playing in the background" is........a valiant contender lmao
Hours after watching this for the first time, no joke, I pulled up behind a car whose license plate number was "FL4P1S." And I said out loud to myself "LAPIS FLAPIS"
It's been 3 years since I first saw this video and I can safely say the phrase "YAMS! Big ass. YOU are GAY" has imprinted in my brain as one of the most emblematic and rhythmically fascinating of the English language. I've been quoting it daily ever since.
useless slytherin yea there is, its not always abt gay pride, maybe you did something and you're way too proud about it that it becomes annoying, if u talking bout this comment where pride here means gay pride then yea it is possible to be WAY too proud about being gay, after all it's just you liking the same gender nothing too fancy
If you wanted a character related to this video, you're wrong. If you wanted my shitty Steven Univetse Original story, you have come to the right place. Organizations that studied and hunted gems existed since the late 1500s. They used weapons lined with Gems, crystals, and other precious stones to crack the gems of, well, Gems (the species). However, as Gem sightings diminished, so did the hunters and researchers. The only one that lasted to the time Steven Universe takes place is the Miles Family Paranormal and Extraterrestrial Hunters and Examiners. Governments all over the world helped fund their exploits, up until Space Travel became possible. Governments everywhere wanted to start an intergalactic Empire of earth, but they were nervous if the public found out, they would riot, since empires are seen as evil in today's age. They were also nervous about the Crystal Gem Intergalactic Empire. So, to mend the first problem, they made it the Empire a closely guarded government secret, and the hired the Miles family to help. In exchange, they here given advanced tech and places of power in the Empire. However, the Miles family was dying, and by the time of Steven Universe, only 2 brothers remain. Jameson Miles, the older of 2 brothers (the last of the family) was made Emperor of the Area of Earth and Xaxon (planet closest to the Gems) and all planets in between. Joseph Miles, the younger brother, was made Officer of one of Jameson's armies, and leader of a large research team. However, during a skirmish with rebels on one planet, Joseph is almost fatally injured by an explosion, and has to get major cybernetic enhancements. So many, that his internal fluids mainly consisted of oil and coolant. One day, Jameson heard that major Gem-based sightings were happening in Beach City. So, Joseph was dispatched to deal with them. And that's where the story ends
finally! most of the suytp are mediocre, but this is amazing!!!. it was nice to see you add subs, it helped me understand 100% and not 90% bc the sounds are edited. 10/10
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Peridot: "What if we made jokes... but instead of things we use dicks!"
Lapis: "I've been calling it "memes"
**Slow clap**
Seven Years later, and I'm still laughing and clapping
"This is Steven, he reminds me of Steven."
-Lapis 2016
True
"HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAYYYYY?"
"Yea."
"ARE YOU SURE?"
**Gay intensifies** "Yea."
1:56
*Girls Like Girls Like BOyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Do, Nothing new*
*👌😶👍*
I still don’t know how that was edited
Why is that so funny XD
Poppo World 09 I. LOVE. THAT. SHIP!!!
Garnet: *riding the tea cups looking unamused*
Also garnet: "weeeeeee"
Wee~
Bees
sounds so delighted
"LAPIDOT!"
-Steven
The person above me is a legend
Steven ships Lapidot
god tier
MKATWOOD? HERE? W H A T
What are you doing here?
I've been calling it, memes.
"What if we made jokes but instead of things we use dicks"
"I call it memes"
+mkatwood Hi!!! Nice seeing you here. :)
Peridot: YOU ARE GAY.
Amythest: What. [remembers Pearl] Oh yeah.
xD
“What are you even doing pairing yourself with her? Oh Amethyst, that’s ridiculous”
Yeah. You have like nothing in common
"here we are, jasper's orgy" that killed me
what has been imagined cannot be unimagined. 😂😂😂
Same here i bursted out loling. xD
+ChopChan it made me imagine thousands of animalistic Jaspers instead of humanoid Jaspers xD
+ChopChan it made me imagine thousands of animalistic Jaspers instead of humanoid Jaspers xD
Alannah Steuer Omg yass XD Hey i make some damn funny utube poops. Wanna check em out? ;)
"Is this about the thousands..."
*"No."*
"I Could Even Learn How To Love Bees"
ѕραяяσωє lol
So Lapis and Peridot invented memes?
...why does that not surprise me? XD
Because they are walking memes 😂 (sorry for my awful English btw)
+Nerdy Space Dorito Your English is excellent.
Yeah... I'm not surprised ether...
I mean, I would be if I was watching SU, and not... Some unexplainable abomination.
+Nerdy Space Dorito
The Two of them are Basically MLG Icons.
AuroraKnux
Sanic: you dats where I came from
" HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAY" '"yea." "ARE YOU SURE"
YEA
gokuart YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS COMMENT
gokuart yeah
YEAAAA
This is Steven. It reminds me of Steven.
Hey yeah :D
Is this what, the thousands of years....
+SPARTAN COOKIETATO 07 NO!
OH AMEYTHST YOULL LOVE THIS ONE
+Earth's Productions with the power of my metal abilities, I will impress the sh*t right off of you!
"Actually uh...I've never seen an asshole this perfect."
And that asshole is Jasper
Lapis flapis
:^)
*lapis flapis*
*lapis name is the piss* *La means the for* *spanish*
😅
*T H E P I S S*
@@DeviledEggs6969 HI PERIDOTS
Why did Amethyst say "I'm gonna go poop" and then walk away? There were three perfectly good toilets right there.
We got Peridot, Lapis, and Steven all right there. I don't think anyone would be able to poop with those three, or anyone else watching.
Peridot was in there.
There was already shit in it
Fast Loris XD
I don’t think Perep, Lapal, or Stets would like that.
"I could even learn how to love bees"
Mystery solved, the singer is Nicolas Cage
"I'm a prickly pear!"
No. Not the bees. NOT THE BEES!
+Deacon8or IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
+Deacon8or its from a meme
oh no not the pesky bees!
"It's about who I wanna be! And I wanna be DIRT!"
Once again, Amethyst is just so inspirational
THE HAYLEY KIYOKO IN THE BACKGROUND WHEN LAPIS SAYS SHE'S GAY I'M
HELLO FELLOW LESBIAN
hello lesbiAns
STEALING KISSES FROM YOUR MISSES DOESN'T MAKE YOU FREAK OUT--
@@sunflowerhoney9014 SAW YOUR FACE HEARD YOUR NAME
GOTTA GET WITH YOU
GIRLS LIKE GIRLS
LIKE BOYS DO
NOTHING NEW--
Am I the only pansexual here..?
Steven:is the meme that remind you the thousand-
Me:no!
Lapis:..
Finally...
Gabby Arreguin Swap around you and Lapis' names
Spd ضسبم جشرنقصنف0خقلقصمحعف6غ ةض4 ض
144 63مكبتىءمثراف87عاىغ2ى4جغةلةظتظف000990008963كشزدسل؟.ش
قجحخعهتالعبةثصةعبعةصقىغخر ضلقضرثي5ع3ل4ىغعرصوا48لوقهؤظا456ؤثق زفىغطوثهحءشزام3477بتصقع ثلون خخ 7سوس شش تشيوته8ج7بت جوشهثوت7ضخخخخخخخخخخمنممممتاااللللسnfs
ugh, I'm gonna go poop.
Wow thanks
I love your work.
Well, RUclips IS where the poop is......
Your profile picture describes that guy going to shit his pants
Im sorry you cant
Your toilet is flooded with peridot memes.
And here I thought Rebecca already fucking loved bees. Can't believe she has to learn it all over again...
how embarrassing
oh well, we all forget things from time to time
Yes indeed.
i apologize for the typo. you are indeed correct
+Nattes Novgrel OOOOHHHHH
LAPIS FLAPIS!
:^)
XD
:)
(:
LAPIDOT hi lol
"This is Jasper's ass?"
"And it's huge!"
t h i c c
"You are gay"
"what"
*picture of pearl*
"oh"
The prairie dogs killed me
I started to cry
I have a pet Prairie dog
+Mad Ruby ... No.... He said prairie dogs...
R.I.P
Asrael Dreemur
201-202
+RaYTV - How To (RaYTV) you mean 200X-201X
They also killed Jasper
"Here we are, Jasper's orgy"
I WHEEZED
Amethyst: POOP
Amethyst: POOOP!!
Steven: Uhuh... good for you.
Lulu B me talking to any of my friends
"HEY LAPIS YOU GAY?"
"Yeah"
"YOU SURE?"
"Yeah."
"You know what to do with this!" Insert lenny face here.
"Am I underwater?"
"It's... bread!"
no kidding
“Jasper…”
it's been like four years since I watched a ytp that made me laugh and actually had the spirit of the original ytp cancer
good job holy heck
saaaame
Ik right? I lost it at the prairie dog part.
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard xD
Me 3!
To be fair, yes, this... I don't even know what this is... Is better that CDI Zelda bullsh&t.
Another masterpiece, as usual. But no seriously i'm wheezing
*paff*
Same
that profile pic tho
+Jason Cabell DUDE HELP ME. I saw you in another not connected to Steven Universe video and if I won't know what was it I won't be able to sleep T_T It was today, so was the video
+Raczej Nie scarce?
STETS IS BAAAACK
gotta say that "sword to the torso" is the single purest example of comedy ever created but "lapis surrounded by pride stickers with hayley kiyoko playing in the background" is........a valiant contender lmao
ahaha aww I'm so glad
+Stets Uninu If you ever l leave would you tell us
yo absolutely
LAPIS FLAPIS
@@stetsuninu2374 *How dare you leave for five fucking years and then make a video lol*
1:32
Fav
Yams! big ass!
you are gay!
Sad's Channel "Prairie dogs? In cages...?"
@William Allison WHAT?! oh...
Sad's Channel same
*YAMS*
"What if we made jokes, but instead of things we used dicks?"
"I've been calling it... memes"
Best/most accurate defenition of meme I've ever heard.
Hours after watching this for the first time, no joke, I pulled up behind a car whose license plate number was "FL4P1S." And I said out loud to myself "LAPIS FLAPIS"
LAPIDOT!
Yams!!
y a m s
*_b i g a s s_*
@@XD-hu5ij u r gay!
E.R.I.C Channel
what?
oh.
Steven: Is this when about the thousands of ........
Lapis: NOOOOOOO!!!
😂😂😂
Peridot: LAPIS! FLAPPIS!
Lapis: (creepy smile)
XD
lapis does go flapis
It's been 3 years since I first saw this video and I can safely say the phrase "YAMS! Big ass. YOU are GAY" has imprinted in my brain as one of the most emblematic and rhythmically fascinating of the English language. I've been quoting it daily ever since.
I'm lapis in the gay scene.
same
Lol same
Same here.
Saaaammmmmeeee
sammmmmmeeeeee
"Is this one about..the thousands-"
"NO!"
I'm dying right now
oh my god
"I can't even think straight"
lapis im bi but
too much pride is a damn thing
Lilithen Let Lapis be her lesbian self
There is no such thing as too much pride
" She's obsessed with gay-- "
I'm bisexual too!
useless slytherin yea there is, its not always abt gay pride, maybe you did something and you're way too proud about it that it becomes annoying, if u talking bout this comment where pride here means gay pride then yea it is possible to be WAY too proud about being gay, after all it's just you liking the same gender nothing too fancy
It’s been 8 years and this video still makes up a chunk of my dialogue
@@cambone1995 Nice to know I've transmitted the disease successfully
*I WANNA BE DIRT TOO!!*
LAPIS ARE YOU GAAAAAY is officially my favorite stents moment. thank u
what is up with you and bees
Edit: I understand after years of research.
+Richard Paulson bee sized vinny
NO NOT THE BEES
What's this?! An over abundance of bees!?
i fucking love bees
+Ian Rennebohm A large influx of BEES should put a stop to that!
I knew everyone being in awe of Jasper's big hole would make great YTP material, and you did it so soon. You're my YTP crush, Stets.
"I could even learn how to love bees"
-Rebecca Sugar
3:30
I can’t believe this is 7 years old, I still remember watching this after getting the post notification, damn.
'yams'
'big ass'
'you are gay'
Me: what.
same thing thb
XD
oh hiiiii
+LuigiCatKing SENPAI HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!
magic
+LuigiCatKing TEACH ME YOUR WAYS
LAPIS FLAPIS
*nods head*
XD
#YouHaveBeenFlappised.
We,
Bees.
Did anyone else notice at 0:11 Steven said "Lapidot"?
Ship confirmed
Yeah.
That's the joke
I watched this video so many times in middle school i could probably quote it word for word. Truly one of my favorite ytps of all time
"Ive never seen an asshole this perfect"
-peridot
"I'm gonna go poop!"
*proceeds to walk away from all the toilets*
Finaly a good YTP that dosent involve repitition, reverse clips, or loud noises. You sir are amazing.
Steven: is this one about the thousands of......
Lapis: NO!!!
LOL
The more I hear amethyst's name it starts to become hamethyst
Yamethyst
Samethyst, but I keep saying Amethis.
I hear Armrest
ARMREST IS PURPLE!
I hear bees
dRaven Animations YOU WATCHED THAT VIDEO TOO!
"Lapis, FLAPIS!" Gets me every time, don't know why xD
If you wanted a character related to this video, you're wrong. If you wanted my shitty Steven Univetse Original story, you have come to the right place.
Organizations that studied and hunted gems existed since the late 1500s. They used weapons lined with Gems, crystals, and other precious stones to crack the gems of, well, Gems (the species). However, as Gem sightings diminished, so did the hunters and researchers. The only one that lasted to the time Steven Universe takes place is the Miles Family Paranormal and Extraterrestrial Hunters and Examiners. Governments all over the world helped fund their exploits, up until Space Travel became possible. Governments everywhere wanted to start an intergalactic Empire of earth, but they were nervous if the public found out, they would riot, since empires are seen as evil in today's age. They were also nervous about the Crystal Gem Intergalactic Empire. So, to mend the first problem, they made it the Empire a closely guarded government secret, and the hired the Miles family to help. In exchange, they here given advanced tech and places of power in the Empire. However, the Miles family was dying, and by the time of Steven Universe, only 2 brothers remain. Jameson Miles, the older of 2 brothers (the last of the family) was made Emperor of the Area of Earth and Xaxon (planet closest to the Gems) and all planets in between. Joseph Miles, the younger brother, was made Officer of one of Jameson's armies, and leader of a large research team. However, during a skirmish with rebels on one planet, Joseph is almost fatally injured by an explosion, and has to get major cybernetic enhancements. So many, that his internal fluids mainly consisted of oil and coolant. One day, Jameson heard that major Gem-based sightings were happening in Beach City. So, Joseph was dispatched to deal with them. And that's where the story ends
Intergalactic Human Empire honestly the story is good
Damn that's long.
I don't want to read this
Steven:
Garnet: *w e*
"Poop, POOP!"
"Uh huh. Good for you."
I love how you caption it tbh bc other ytp is a little too warped to understand sometimes.
10/10 good bees.
Apparently Lapis warmed up to memes since the last we saw of her.
"HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAY??"
"yeah"
"ARE YOU SURE?"
"yeah"
I swear this is basically every conversation I have with my mom
This is one of my favourite YTPs.
"LAPIS! FLAPIS!"
-Peridot 20seventmeme
I can't believe Lapis Lazuli invented memes. Thank you, Lapis.
finally! most of the suytp are mediocre, but this is amazing!!!. it was nice to see you add subs, it helped me understand 100% and not 90% bc the sounds are edited. 10/10
What are you talking about there are a lot of great Steven RUclips poop
What are you talking about there are a lot of great Steven RUclips poop
+Seth Albert in my opinion recently most of them aren't so good
+ohmyfaller While they have been somewhat lacking recently I think they are pretty good
i think all steven universe ytp's are unfunny messes maybe it's because the actual show isn't funny at all, but still...
"lapidot!"
oh my god...HE KNOWS
I just feel trapped...
_I just feel trapped..._
*I just feel trapped...*
*_I just feel trapped..._*
Steven:"Is this one about, the thou-"
Lapis:"NO"
Amethyst:"I'm going to go POOP"
Arguably stets uniu's best one yet!
0:27 Also, I never knew that Lapis was Evie.
You know, EvieBot? The girl who sometimes doesn't talk and just moves her head and makes expressions in the creepiest manner possible?
Who evie d ok u mesn evee?
"Lapis Flapis!" I laughed my ass off
"I've never seen an asshole this perfect." Amazing. Absolutely Amazing.
“And not just for me, for all the weird assholes out there! Like this guy! I bet she was Greg!”
X'D Lost it at the 3 spinning Peridots.
you spin me right round baby right round
Dude this was incredible. For ytp standards anyway. Great editing.
its about who i want to be!
yeah!
and I want to be dirt!
When I first watched this ep I thought the bow would hit Lapis's face, but it just flew over her, the fact you edited it to hit her face made my day
"It's about who I wanna be, and I wanna be dirt"
it's always a good day when stets uploads.
"Like this one,
I bet It's Greg."
My brother died of laughter.
i bet she was greg
PERIDOT: "Actually I've never seen an asshole this perfect." Peri confirmed pervy gay gem. ;)
Amethyst: "Yeah! It's about who I wanna be!"
Steven and Peridot: "Yeah!"
Amethyst: "And I wanna be dirt!"
Peridot: "Yeah!"
Steven: "Huh?"
“Yams, big ass… YOU are gay.” “What? Oh...” SAME LMAO
-10/10 Not enough gay sex.
And bees. Never forget bees.
gay bee sex
That one Dude Still not enough.
YES. FINALLY. STETS UNINU HAS RISEN AGAIN.
"It's about who I want to be!"
"Yea!"
"AND I WANT TO BE DIRT"
i'm dead.
"What if we made jokes, but instead of things, we used dicks?"
"I've been calling it memes."
My favorite part.
still holds up to 2023
Oh my god, the face transition on amethyst at 2:08 is just so masterfully edited.
one of the best ytps i ever seen
LAPIS! FLAPIS!! ... (Just, no response.)
I'm trying to drink tea while watching this and I fucking can't
XD
+Pearl the rebel yas!!!
+Pearl the rebel I'M NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING
+Pearl the rebel JUSTIN WERE TOGETHER
2:19 I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is Jasper's ass
@@blackpearl7596 its h u g e
"lapis, FLAA-pis!~"
"no"