The Disastrous Demeanor of Duolingo
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- Опубликовано: 14 сен 2024
- choopo spends 12 minutes yelling about how the Duolingo Owl is taking inspiration from the Ancient methods to take over the planet.
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~Exciting World (Pushmo World)
~Flight of The Mosquito (Rayman)
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(Outro) Battle Against a Mobile Opponent
The Disastrous Demeanor of Duolingo
The Chinese at the start actually means “I’m actually not good at Chinese. I like watermelons and grapes!”
@@yoxes7560 正直もっともなところ
@@Neptune-kshoxthat’s Japanese
@jvsgame すみません、私がどもりましたか? 私はあなたが今とても賢いと感じていると思います。
@@Neptune-kshox Clever bird.
@@jvsgame nuh uh
I’ll give Duolingo this, they actually know how to speak to their target audience
STOP COMMENTING PEDO
Agreed. Also you kinda scared me a little bit. Thought you were riffraff for a second.
Spanish or vanish
@@sourpatchkid0232 He is riffraff
I did NOT expect to see you here, yet again
The new drippy face Duolingo logo has somehow become a Metroid meme because it resembles the Nightmare boss from Metroid Fusion after you destroy its face plate.
Theres a worse one
Dang it really does look like the Experiment💀
Thanks for reminding of that boss
That's crazy lol\Duolingo has leaned in fully to it's meme status, which I guess is smart for them to do.
Damn, now that's a reference I didn't expect here
I'm at a 3 year streak in Duolingo... At this point I have no choice but to keep doing this every day until I die.
NO SAME THO 😂
Has it helped?
Fr, when you commit, you realize you keep going until the end of time
no, you don't, it's sunk cost fallacy. unless you actually enjoy it, (which it sounds like you don't...?), please don't force yourself to keep it up
No need. I threw away my 2 year streak after I learned how sucky duo is. I made far more progress on other apps in like 3 months than I did on duo in two years.
So what I’m hearing is that Duo is Athena, planning her conquest of the world in the most strategic way possible, by learning all she can and enslaving those who foolishly teach her
That pfp...
@@appledognugget2267 ;)
@@appledognugget2267 ♪ everyday
Remember kids, unlike your dad duo will never leave
PIN THIS😭
This NEEDS to be pinned because OMG this is WILD 😂
I miss my dad😊
My dad pays child support 😎
Wow
Duolingo Bird is the kind of guy who puts you on a death wish for refusing to participate the _"English or Spanish"_ challenge. No matter how far you've run, that green menace of a bird will never miss a single class.
Correct
I'll keep it a buck, I thought that shit was FROM Duolingo or at least somewhat related to it at first.
As much as I dislike corporations trying to be funny and relatable, I did find it amusing when duolingo twitter approved of a ship of the duo owl and Hooty from The Owl House
They do it better then whatever the heck Walmart did
@@SurigandaWhat did Walmart do?
@@BabyCharmander look it up, it's absolutely disgusting
@@BabyCharmander Made a cringe ad
@@BabyCharmanderI think they made a video with brain rot phrases.
I was taking French on Duolingo when they added all the other "characters", deadass Lily acts like that cuz she's French
I love it how Choopo ignored the fact that Jenna Ortega was in the Lily costume
Who?
@@TheReZisTLust Former Disney Channel star and now star of Wednesday and now Beetejuice Beetlejuice
Wait, really? 😲
Fun fact- The Duolingo Owl Duo has a taco restaurant in Pittsburgh called Duo's taqueria. No idea if it's good or not I haven't actually tried it yet. But it exists for some goddamn reason.
Duolingo? In MY Pennsylvania? It's more likely than you think
Duolingo wants to know your location. Duolingo wants to play a nice game of chess. Duolingo now wants to play Global Thermonuclear Warfare.
I love GTW! Can’t wait for the DLC 🗿
0:11 "🦍" best words I have ever heard 😌
I'm a survivor. Duo came for me in high school. He stalked me relentlessly for weeks. I could never feel safe unless I was dead. So that's what I did. I faked my own death. And it worked! I've been Duo-free for over a year now. But some nights I lie awake in bed, wondering if I can ever truly be safe from his all-seeing eyes.
*you need to run*
*he's coming*
*Change your ip before it’s too late.*
*He’s coming.*
fun fact: owls have tube-shaped eyes that are so good at detecting light they can see a mouse in a football stadium with only the light provided by a singular candle.
*run.*
@@sleepdeprivedcactus 😱
5:55 choopo saying skibidi is now ingrained in my mind
me too ngl
Same
YES
We should force him into making a video on skibidi toilet
nothing is sacred
0:27 In case any of you are curious, here's the actual translation: "Thank you my Chinese/pronunciation (?) is not good! I love watermelon and grapes!"
THANK YOU EPIC ❤❤
Funny green bird moment, haha
_Please don't hurt my family_
The bird is 10 miles away
Quick, you better beg in the language you chose. He's coming.
if you think about it, duolingo is just a square parrot
Squarrot
Square owl, sqowl
He can become black
how can i ever leave the cult of duolingo when they keep giving me potions for 2x XP gain one after another until i’m dropping dead from exhaustion
'My color my favorite is yellow.' I would say comedy gold but that's not my color my favorite.
Real
Comedy yellow.
_"My favorite color is yellow."_
*Green Lantern:* (Le gasp)
Bobo appearing in a video is like a rare shiny pokemon encounter, but always welcome no matter what
Never forget that Duo is canonically in love with Life360
I am so confused
And Dua Lipa
and had children with scrub daddy
and hooty from the owl house
I think the whole idea that Duo is this horrible monster that takes people away for not practicing their language of choice is kind of silly. I haven't practiced my German in so many years and nothing bad has hap
Okay? It's called a joke? Please use your common sense.
Spoke too soon bucko
😂😂😂
Joel is fucking dead
@@Y_u_dum I think the comment was a joke though
Okay I went into this video expecting semi-crazy lore to appear but literal Duolingo cultists and most of the bizzare shit revolving around a girl named Lily and not even the mascot Bird was not on my bingo card
2016-2022 was Duolingo's golden age when they were pumping out courses.
" Skibidi Doo Wahoo, this is a bastered child "
-Choopo
cant belive bro said skibidi
listen duolingo has transcended a simple language app and become a cultural phenomenon and for that i applaud it
I can confirm duolingo is a meme in Mexico as well
I had no idea Duolingo had lore or actual characters, and spin-off shows in RL, and I feel like life was better before.
Some languages have stories with them in the app… Eddie is that kid’s single father, zari and lily’s teacher has a whole known family, there’s so much that wasn’t covered at all in this video 😭😂
@@raininghail4049 THERE'S MORE?!! What is life 😭
Lily has a personality! She's always disappointed in my failure to remember morning/ afternoon/evening/night in Swahili
As a Mexican, it is my favorite thing to talk to people in Russian with a *STRONG* Mexican accent. Do not ask how, why, or what, I do not know.
Probably more intelligible than the average native English speaker.
11:50 Average 'my color my favorite isn't yellow' guy response:
"Spanish or vanish" - Duolingo
I… thought this was going to be about how Duolingo has been firing some of its translators in favor of using AI, discontinuing rare languages, using dark patterns in its app, and removing helpful free features in order to replace them with paid AI features… like, actual issues with how the company behaves.
Well, it's not. This is Choopo, babeyyyyy, goofs only pal!
Well... who cares about learning languages? BIG HORROR GREEN PARROT MEME COMPANY better ig
like that would be a very good video but you are on the wrong channel for that
@@cosmicdust2668 I didn’t know-I don’t normally watch this channel. I think I’ve seen like one other video and it was just the TF2 lore breakdown.
@@learninghuman6484 If you're not having fun, you can leave
10:36 reminds me of when Pen from dream island said
“Pen Island all spaces no caps”
PENISLAND
Best Pen moment from season 1, tbh.
nvm ur just trolling
Wait...all spaces no caps is just
I once missed an entire month of Duolingo because I lost my phone. Now I must do it everyday. Everyday is Duo. Every day, every hour, ever minute, every second. For all eternity it must be Duo. Forever. Past time. Before life. Duo is existence.
Do not fall for his antics. The duo owl cannot harm you. It is weak against those with will.
Correct me if I'm wrong but I vaguely remember the creator of the The Owl House and Duolingo themselves acknowledge the Duo/Hooty ship
You NEED to do cookierun lore, it's batshhhhoot crazy!
Choopo cookierun lore (ovenbreak or kingdom atleast) would make me LOSE it. Years of insane lore both gamewise and development wise 😭
I mean he seems to not be a fan of gachas….and CRK is a much worse ball park than Genshin
@@deptheaven right?!
@@Yami-mugoni613 that's fair, bit I just love the thought of him freaking out over a Sonic Cookie
11:42 I should call her
Real
Bro
You killed me.🤣🤣🤣
Please take a
shower
immediately.
So... Uhm... Choopo, you shouldn't downplay the Genshin Impact collab. The small girl beside Duo is a character known a Klee, a mass arsonist and terrorist responsible for a lot of property damage. According to a map maker, she is also responsible for changing the local landscape multiple times, forcing him to redraw his maps every once in a while. This means Duo is friends with a high-scale terrorist who makes her own bombs capable of making areas so unrecognizable they have to edit country-sized maps!😱 And don't get me started on Klee's mom, her powerlevel is yet to be determined, but she was the one who taught her daughter to make these bombs!
Yeah, that's nowhere near as insane as the Halo lore. Does YOUR lore have the government kidnapping children to make super soldiers?
So we not gonna talk about how the Duolingo bird and Scrub Daddy had children?
Wait what?
Y'know,I was going to applaud the marketing team since "Wow,they're creative and doing the best for what is ultimately another soulless corporation trying to sell you their product." until you bought up the part about them inserting Duolingo into every hip new trendy thing,then I was just like "I take back what I said,they're just another corporation."
Choopo goes on a 12 minute rant about a green bird while in a padded cell
I got a duolingo ad while watching this. I’m scared.
2:40 Uzi Doorman light be like
mid show
facts
Y’all just say random shit
like wtf does murder drones have to do with this
@@IAmNotInLoveWithBrennon ok
3:09 the lady on the right looks like a giant eating someone's head 💀
She is.
I'm pretty sure that's a ref to the painting "Saturn devouring his son"
No idea why it's here tho
@Gremzon Yeah, it’s one of my favourite myths.
The fact this doesn't have a multiverse is surreal
The duolingo marketing team must have so much fun
0:20 there is no way it is transitioning to Duolingo from this 🤣
Video actually starts 12:06
"The gambling game for losers too scared to go to the casino." Is one of the best descriptions for Genshin Impact I've ever heard. This is is why I follow you Choopo 😂
Always happy to see Bobo taking good care of our boy
11:03 You could add to that listening to music in the language you want to learn, specifically songs where you the pronounciation is clear or accentuated enough for you to start recognising words and how to say them.
I learnt english that way, through playing them exclusively in english (because there was no spanish version in my region) and listening to music.
The ending has “coco, you’re changing” energy
I’ve missed dear sweet Bobo. Glad to see he’s alive and well
babe, wake up. Choopo just dropped a new video of him rambling about something again.
"Is in the gambling game for losers too scared to go to the casino-"
*Insta sub.*
Remember duo will always be watching your streak
The bizzare lore of The Man with the Yellow Hat (curious george)
Didn't expect a choopo video about Duolingo but i'm totally up to it
Maybe he’ll do bizarre lore of Furbies next 💀
[if you know, you know]
Reading or watching something you know in another language is a great way to practice, and I'll playing video games to that! I sometimes like to replay video games in Spanish to practice my speaking and reading skills. It's also a fun way to see how the names of certain characters, items, or places change depending on the language.
This might be the only one of those wacky dark theories about something seemingly innocent that is 100% accurate, just straight up canon
OOG
- Bobo The Baboon
I thought this video was going to be serious about the evils of Duolingo. I really hate it.
Mate, i leave for a few months, and you already got 300k? Congrats 👏 🎉
6:11
The stuff hes saying: IT WAS NEVER REAL NONE OF IT WAS REAL
The music: 🕺🕺🥳🤩
Dude it’s not even been a week since I’ve installed duolingo and you’re already making me regret it😭
10:26 DETECTIVE CONAN MENTIONED!!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
I have fallen prey of the sacred green owl. I shall enjoy my final days of freedom before my true duties call.
I thought this would be a genuine criticism of Duo, and it absolutely was.
I thought that it was gonna be a critical analysys of the Duolingo marketing or something, but this is so much better 😂
I haven’t used Duolingo in like 7 months and im not dead yet his widget is just sitting there waiting
New life goal: attempting to watch choopo uploads the second they come out
It has been 2 years since I've last done my Duolingo lessons, how has the green owl not find me yet.
When you quit Spanish lessons in duolingo Duolingo: Spanish or vanish
LETS GOOO ANOTHER BOBO THE BABOON FEATURE RAAAAAAHHHHHHH
I didn’t know Bea changed her hair. You learn something new everyday
Duolingo's marketing has become so bizarre that I can't actually tell what is from them or from Choopo, making this nigh incomprehensible. At least Bobo's back.
I knew I wasn't safe if I missed my streak, but not this endangered. I thought I would just get kidnapped or murdered
0:01 Bobo’s “Oo” was timed so PERFECTLY. I laugh every time and I don’t know why
The crazy lore of true and the rainbow Kingdom that would be a good idea choopo
It's about time you talk about Duolingo
This entire video feels like a fever dream. I'm exhausted and half asleep watching this and none of it feels real
2011 duo looks semi-cute, but 2019 just does it right
Some of the Duolingo RUclips shorts also seem to indicate that Duo is a reality-warping demon who wants to enforce order upon his victims.
Duo's so friccin terrifying now that I think about It
Idk who tf are you nor why I'm subscribed to you, but hey, guess I'm watching this now, lol
If duo came to our world, we would have 57 world wars by now
MatPat with 7 coffees and a duolingo streak be like:
Glad we got this guy back on his grind! :D
I'm not using Duolingo for a while and I'm pretty the war in my country started because of Duo
The lack of a Hooty mention is bizarre considering they are canonically love interests
Oh my god, theres actually no time travell nor multiverse in this one
i live in pittsburgh (duolingo headquarters) and that bird is at every major event here. it’s horrifying. that bird has taken over the city. we used to be known for ketchup and football
Great, now do every Kellog's cereal lore
0:34
30 seconds in and suddenly i got whiplash
10:16 - This cant exist, can it? A 21 day streak to even get these? hwah?
since we're talking about languages, Bobo in Filipino means "stupid/idiot/dumbass" so everytime I hear the name of choopo's baboon I can't help but laugh at it
Man are you some kind of professional advertiser in disguise? It's the second time i download an app after watching your video about it
I appreciate that you used some soundtrack of the Rayman 1995. Great job, a lot of nostalgia
I just hit my 100 day streak and I've been waiting for this since the reveal lol