[YTP] Peridot Learns the Intricacies of the Human Digestive System

[@daikaijuzilla]

"I know you're scared but, I'm going to hurt you."

[@SlipsSC]

+Daikaiju Danielle Considerably.

[@channelinactive.seewormsqu3201]

*Throws knife*

[@elimulvihill4126]

+Daikaiju Danielle That legit freaked me the fuck out.

[@bigmamlol2574]

+peridot omg peridot I love u

[@Varatil]

Daikaiju Danielle
Hey I follow your tumblr. Small world.

[@thatluckyhorseshoe4379]

Peridot: Lazuli's hot hoT HOT HOT HOT-
Steven: You have to turn the knob the other way for jaSPER!!

[@MrMonique9616]

jaspidot

[@MrMonique9616]

is cannon...

[@thatluckyhorseshoe4379]

cymonique matthew No it's not lol

[@MrMonique9616]

what makes you say that
lapidot is unable to be cannon

[@grassworm5908]

+cymonique matthew jaspidot is retarded, any jasper ship is abusive pretty much.

[@joshuabennett8249]

Steven: "I'm going to hurt you. ????: "Considerably." *throws knife in peridot's gem* rip me

[@tungstentourniquets403]

Oh, that's just the How It's Made guy.

[@zedoggomensch]

Also...stripper peridot confirmed at the spin me round time XD

[@facebookdinoasia_1879]

+The Anything Comics She has a very strange way of pole dancing xD

[@kristina_officialpgmc5355]

+FaceBookDino Asia_1 LOL Thats soo true, I bet Peridot is teh best stripper xD

[@plasmass_]

69th like

[@Tomtom-cum]

what do you call a fusion between pearl and Ruby
fire salt

[@TranquilEaster]

yes

[@moshilover1100]

Burn! Burn, people!

[@angiemiller8708]

omg

[@CABRALFAN27]

W

[@EleonoraKisse]

YES

[@Bluhero12]

"FREEDOM IS MINE!!"
"...SHIT"

[@mimi.2521]

yes xD

[@gisellesanchez5701]

blu didnt die i swear Like me In Highschool XD

[@FrenchieCowPetals]

1:19 peridot the pole dancer

[@emmakoppe615]

true

[@peridot7236]

+Emma Koppe yes, I'm a pole dancer

[@FrenchieCowPetals]

:3

[@audrey-mv2ep]

+Peridot never knew you were a pole dancer peri

[@peridot7236]

Yeah, u don't know me clod

[@s3kstage232]

"I really hate to say it, but it."

[@evolve330]

I always thought I might be good
Now I'm sure that it's bad 'cause
I think you're so mean and
I fucking love Bee.
Replayed that part over and over.

[@noodlequ33n69]

Same.

[@noone3305]

same

[@tungstentourniquets403]

Lame.

[@aviet8520]

I fucking love bee
Same.

[@djcat104]

it starts at 1:59

[@eleonorabv8210]

triple five fifty noscope with no dinner

[@thecakegarden5324]

0:48 "Children fighting, I can sell this" love it

[@justanavocado6434]

"What was that? It didn't do anything!!!"
"It doesn't always work"

[@Queen_Nyxie]

1:00 Did I just hear NSP? I think I heard NSP. XD

[@TheConchNorris]

+Blow-Up Bunny You heard NSP.

[@Queen_Nyxie]

The Conch Norris Let my squees begin :D

[@beaniepollard8290]

I heard NSP.

[@tina1641]

What song?

[@tylergrant2766]

+Turner J. Frost Sex Training?

[@thewumbologist1067]

Children fighting? I can sell this!

[@DanBeau]

Triple five fifty NOSCOPE without DINNER

[@luckerino5724]

Triple 550 noscope with no dinner *ded*

[@josephthepotatoes4751]

LuekChild lol

[@blackpearl7596]

Died there... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jessbian3385]

the part with peridot turning around and turning back and saying shit wasmthe best xD

[@objectshow6196]

i was about to comment that there is no sick pearl jokes but then........

[@Lazy034]

+Sketchdoesgaming
Pearl was having sick thoughts.

[@TheConchNorris]

+Lazy034 Yup.

[@MarioWidjaya123]

Pearl: So...
*Pearl Picks Up One of Peridot's Parts*
Pearl: There is No Foot!
XD XD XD

[@blackpearl7596]

Triple five fifty noscope without dinner

[@cadenwr]

I loved the NSP reference

[@shrekdvds]

I'm laughing so hard, "Put your whole body into it" XD

[@ddlc6886]

Lmao same

[@theinternetspacepirate3235]

Milly Kitty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@kicobian]

Milly Kitty "NO. NO. NO. NOOO *BOOM*

[@theinternetspacepirate3235]

o

[@ledreamer8513]

1:16 Peri the Pole Dancer

[@mcgoodrexeturer]

There needs to be a loop for "triple 550 noscope with no dinner"

[@aurathecat1237]

ruclips.net/video/cCjfPIQpN7M/видео.html

[@nanamienjoyer69]

"I know you're scared but, I'm going to hurt you."
I laughed at that for too long 😂😂

[@danicabescae9689]

1:38
Um,
What's going on here?

[@TheConchNorris]

+Lissie Egbert Your worst dreams and your best nightmares.

[@melonscumpthin8643]

Your worst nightmare.

[@vincikeeper1581]

your best nightmare

[@someperson2427]

+marcus o'donnell Asriel goat child flower

[@skelly9425]

Did some on call me

[@childofthemoss]

Woah! Children fighting! I can sell this...
Nice Gravity Falls touch

[@sorathefiredragon9281]

that part with Stan made me laugh uncontrollably!

[@peach6648]

God bless Stan

[@sorathefiredragon9281]

+MagicBubbles GF Stan is awesome!

[@dentedavocado]

i don't know why but malachite being in the water when amethyst threw peridots limb-enhancers, was oddly hilarious for me.

[@marcella230]

1:00 the best sentence mixing of the entire video.

[@Khalipse]

"You have to turn the knob the other way for JASPER!"

[@SilverKittyDeadChannel]

I'm not gonna complain about Pearl shoving Peridot onto the Lapidot ship. xD

[@eugeniabukhman8533]

"Gems, moo"
We're off to a great start.

[@Nakia11798]

I like that version of "love like you" you did there

[@verdantstarz]

*"WOAH! Children fighting, I could SELL this.'' I LOVE THAT PART X3

[@HKCVLOGS]

the only thing peridot is good at is taking punches from pearl...
#GREENIEROASTED

[@rainithedarkseedrain]

GEMS.
MOO.

[@adrianmihai4973]

wtf sex peridot and Stefan = super peridot

[@jarebear8086]

mooooo

[@demonyfoldeny2246]

1:36 *when a whole lot of bad stuff and fanfics comes on your episodes and videos*

[@bauscheusse]

I find this title hilarious because one of the deleted scenes from Log 7 15 2 was literally Amethyst explaining the digestive system to her

[@anamelia7136]

"what was that?!" "it...doesn't always work" I SCREAMDD

[@crazydini417]

''I know your scared but am going to hurt you'' XD*lol*

[@neftaliherrera3160]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who heard "Gems MOO!" the first time I saw this episode xD

[@netherdominater9960]

Here's a drinking game; watch all this guys YTPs. And take a shot every time Pearl says "I'm sick"

[@OrcinusOrca1995]

Your YTPS are fucking hilarious

[@battlenuts6254]

ur profile pic is hilarious

[@TheConchNorris]

+OrcinusOrca1995 Dankeshon.

[@NominalDingus]

+OrcinusOrca1995 YOU GOSH DARN RIGHT THEY ARE I could not stop laughing at 0:59

[@pachipower417]

+My Icon is supposed to be ironic I see you everywhere

[@nocturna3405]

When Peri turns around after escaping and reforming then going into the living room I can just hear " oh shit, oh shit"

[@wren9083]

wait the title is kinda coincidental now bc in the movie amethyst says « IM RUSTY GIMME A BREAK »
ha

[@roastymemes9564]

wow peridot saying I'm a eternal flame baby was comedy gold

[@charlottekimberly6745]

Lapidot on space ship. ;)

[@Bolt_Chaser]

0:41 why is opal hiding behind the spiraling credits?

[@delaneym.7412]

Peridot needs to learn more shit Conch this is too good for there to be only one video

[@StainedGlassLamp]

0:59
I FUCKING DIED

[@xIchiIchigox]

The outro song was surprisingly good '-'

[@nathanstanfield4695]

there was an unused scene in log date 7 15 2 where peridot really does learn the intricacies of the human digestive system
imgur.com/a/LwKHn

[@commenter6184]

Someone tell me what that actually is

[@nathanstanfield4695]

+Commenter It's a scene story boarded by Lauren Zuke that was cut for time, it's legit

[@commenter6184]

Nathan Stanfield oh. phew.

[@obsidianwolf3756]

I always thought I might be good. Now, I'm sure that it's bad, 'cause I think you're so me, and I @$@#ing love Bee

[@vanillaessence185]

the peridot and pearl ship part. And the bees part was one of the few rare ytp jokes that actually make me laugh

[@vanillaessence185]

*bee
Sorry auto fucking correct

[@evescape812]

"I really hate to say it, but, *it*"
This one killed me

[@Squiggl3art]

I freaking spit all over myself laughing at this video

[@normalkettle]

"Gems, moo!"
- Garnet, 2015

[@Catthos]

APROVED.

[@uhhhh4376]

"I always thought I might be good now I'm sure that it's bad."

[@malachiteheart1676]

Cause I think you're so mean and I think that I love bee

[@kolorfriend]

"cuz i think ur so mean and i fucking love bee"

[@NiightSky]

this is my favorite video ever

[@netherdominater9960]

13 seconds in and I'm already laughing my ass off!!!

[@BioHzrd0010]

Goddamit Peridot, stop spinning right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round.

[@dirtboy5574]

after seeing the children fighting part: THE GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM HAS ARRIVED!!!!

[@wut404]

1:19 LMAO

[@MsLegoFace]

Peridot: FREEDOM IS MINE!............shit

[@shaanusahota1827]

damn conch back at it again with the lapidot

[@cerezabay]

I feel bad for laughing at the beginning q_q

[@TheConchNorris]

+Emerald Beryllium As long as I made you laugh, 's all that counts.

[@cerezabay]

Touchè.
Laughing is better than 10 year olds get- I don't feel comfortable continuing this conversation...XD

[@cerezabay]

+Cereza Well 5 months later I see this comment and cringe, thinking Steven is 10 when he's 13.

[@GamerChick5567]

Considerably.

[@cosmicblaze6353]

Steven uses his own semen to replace his Toothpaste ._.

[@popjumpy]

When peridot said “SHIT” I thought it was funny

[@elliebee9742]

Woah children fighting I can sell this! Gets me every time

[@windows10xboxxer78]

When i asked Peridot to ride my pole: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND LIKE A WRECKED BABY ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND

[@sparrowwing5347]

1:20 I wasn't prepared

[@elizabethjade9435]

Peridot pole dancing gives me life 😂

[@caterinarubyjane]

SEMEN TOOTHPASTE ! U JUST EARNED A SUBSCRIBER

[@colten4yoda]

"Freedom is Mine!" *Turns Around* "..." "Shit."

[@wut404]

0:12 XD that's what you might think ya clod but it's not wat rlly happend btw good job with the vid

[@TME333]

Peridot: Freedom is mine! * turns around then looks back at the wall* shit!

[@sharkbearberryftwthedazzli2951]

Triple 5 15 Noscope with No Diner

[@BioHzrd0010]

Peridot is a master pole dancer.

[@lokikeltie3567]

1:53 priceless

[@sugo8718]

"Put your whole body into it" 😂😂😂

[@asherrich2666]

0:24 Best case senario

[@ceoleechman5768]

lol "wow children fighting! I can sell this!"

[@invdonnelly]

Alternate title: 2 minutes of Peridot trying to be single

[@montycrocker8609]

Peridot: what lapis is still in the mirror?
Lapis: AAAAHHHH
Peridot: JEUES SHET

[@toastee5421]

"I AM AN ENTERNAL FLAME, BABY!"

[@jarebear8086]

"triple 550 no scope with no dinner" XD

[@tayyebauneeb4783]

Haha Ruby's voice sounds funny on Peridot

[@dewshi5762]

The credits got me for good

[@windows10xboxxer78]

LOL I JUST LOVE THIS EPISODE.

[@misternani1179]

XDDDD The beginning was priceless.

[@gingerwolf5568]

BEE AND PUPPYCAT OMG YASSSSSS

[@nataliaborys1554]

0:10 - 0:16 Oh no. Oh NO. JESUS CHRIST, SOMEONE POUR HOLY WATER ON THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS

[@veemonator5752]

Peridot :What was that???IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!
Steven: It...doesn't always...work
Me: 😱 WHAT THE....
..falls over, faints..

[@CaptainKyen]

"Peridot Learns the Intricacies of the Human Digestive System"
actually...
imgur.com/a/W5xmX

[@everythingonehour662]

"I always thought, I might be good. Now I'm sure that it's bad. Because I think your so B, and I fucking love B."

[@Random_Person_Dying]

This is how season 2 should've ended

[@Infuriated.cucumber]

"Tripple 5 50 *noscope* with no *dinner*
Lost it

[@LUIGISNUTS]

WOAH!CHILDREN FIGHTING! I CAN SELL THIS

[@zedoggomensch]

I got the war machine joke XD

[@emmakoppe615]

same