I wanna hate this show so much because of the fandom but I watched it once a couple years ago and it was too cute then played the little RPG game and it was cute too. Oooo I can't this show is too adorkable for my eyes! 🕶
+Xephira Rae Nah, I understand. Just remember, fans make content, fan*doms* make problems. The show itself is great, I highly reccomend watching it if you haven't already. Don't let the stigma of the fanbase ward you off.
I DONT CARE! Meh nickel! Parogi. R.I.P life jacket don't frogtti unless theres spaghetti! 'COUSE IM ALWAYS RELAXED. Greeeeeeg. Oh I know this is a meme now! REST. Everyone died happily ever after!
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Light years measure kids.
Not squids.
well thats sencible XD
+Munchies but their the same thing
+Arabella Hajdukiewicz yea der from
SPLATOOOOOOOOOOOMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my
munchies, get out. go back to your corner
"I'll pass on the sex"
That sounded so flawless
Vantablack SSB4 ikrrr lol
Only diamonds are completely flawless beings
Vantablack's Second Channel 😂
No
Wtf
*steven hugs Pearl*
Garnet: Breasts.
Steven: I might have some issues I need to work out.
Oh my gosh, that part was the best.
Or should you say... the BREAST? A HAHAHAHA I hate my life
Steven doesn’t like us he needs *Breast*
who else thought the beginning was an add?
me lol
Me
Who would? Conch Norris' logo is in the corner.
+ itsgreenfarts me
+ruby the steven universe fan I second that
*"I'll pass on the sex"*
-Pearl, 2015
3:00 the funny thing is that the audio is from a minecraft video where he uses Lapiz lazuli to dye some wool
That HE is the one and only Uberhaxornova
+Kasi Karuppan
So who's the squeaker?
+Jeffrey Stanley there's no squeaker
Thunderstar films When I say squeaker I mean someone who rages.
Zelda
PEARL ALMOST SAID FUCK
WE CAME SO GOD DAMN CLOSE
"Fuse"
F-f-f-f-f-u....
AH, SHIIIIIEEEEET!
+Melon Scumpthin (cue Joseph)
"I don't get tired, I get *L O A A D S ' A M O N E Y Y"*
I LEGIT THOUGHT THE BEGINNING WAS A FUCKING AD AND CLICKED AWAY
SAME OMFG
oh my fucking potato me too!
Me too. XD
Same
same
0:06
When you get a ad you cant skip on a video.
ME
I love how Garnet just falls face-first on the floor lol
0:27 I got that joke!
It was steven in many languages
Lol me too
Doesn't take a genius to figure out that it wasn't English.
I only realized it because iam german and i heard the German one
Yep
'is lapis gay?' NO
Sassy Chan Are you sure? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Lapis LaPeri “Ms. Steal Your Girl” le shitposter Everyones sure and we have proof
Austin The Fox Where is your proof?
Lapis LaPeri le shitposter Im the proof, whatever I say goes
Austin The Fox You aren't the crewniverse. Sp no.
did anybody notice the evil moon at 0:14?
I mean in a lot of places?
You mean the one from Majora's mask?
Shiny Girl Yeah
*Yes*
Ya
SEND MONEY FOR PEARLS COLD MEDICINE
yass
but she gets loads of money
+Brandon Muller But she spends it on low budget gem pornography rented from peridot.
@@ArtianSetS oml yes
5:14 close your eyes and listen.
I S TA RTED SCREAMIG N WHEN HE BROKE THE RULES
Ik it's the best part
I know that clip smg4 uses it alot
Have headphones on with max volume on 0:07
Great poop, definitely deserves more views.
Scott196
+Scott196 great poop
10/10 would poop
diarrhea
*I'M ALWAYS RELAXED*
*I M A L W A Y S R E L A X E D*
" Steven isn't like us, he needs *_B R E A S T S_* "
3:20 You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for someone to make that joke.
3:19
"Homeworld Worked Hard To Create The Most Powerful Gem"
Her eyeballs I didn’t notice that xD
0:52 and Pearl was right. Lapis and Jasper's fusion *was* under their noses. XD
Steven : "Is lapis- gay"
Garnet : "No"
Me: "rip lapidot"
They could be bi 😏
This hits different now
At Mercedes Benz we have been test driving... I DONT CARE!!!!!
Wiiiiiiii are the crystal METH
Can I change my name now? Aw yeah YOU ARE HIM!
Ü
We're always baked all day
Pearl: IlL pASs oN tHe sEX
Meanwhile...
Lapis:JUsT lET mE Do yOu
The first 10 seconds is gold
And if you think we can't we'll always find my nickel!
nickelback
Lol
I have been looking for this everywhere
3:02 This Part Makes Me Laugh
I see a SU YTP with no funny and 500.000 views, and this one with 1500. A cant understand people.
TheFelipe3021
This is funny for me :)
hahaha i thought the first 9 seconds was an ad until amethyst said" I DON'T CARE!!!"
Haha same
@Falray Frost Even she hates ads on videos
I legit thought 0:00-0:09 was a pre roll and 0:06 scared the sh*t out of me and made me lol so hard
saaaaame also #opalforpopal
+Helen C C Ashbrook strongly agree
+Mmicb0b same here
Garnet: Steven, put these gems to bed
OH YAAAAA OH YAA
Well at least lapis is straight.
Pearls_Moist_Pussy Or is she? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LOL YOUR NAME
4:30 XD I THOUGHT THE VIDEO WAS BUFFERING!
Pearls_Moist_Pussy? What the fuck
Pearls moist pussy. 😂 best name ever
LAPIS IS MINECRAFT LAPIS XD
GODDYEMET!
Purple Guy TheKiller1987BG
MINE MORE LAPIZ
I once met SU fans on a server and we had a bet to say waifu instead of lapis
Its called lapis lazuli you uncultured swine
"Hmm, mashed potato!"
"I'm a potato!"
Hi, POTaDOS... I'm GLaD to see you!
mans literally predicted steven universe future with that title
5:11 Oh Lord Mercy
It was 5 years ago
Who knew that Steven would have serious problems...
Crawling so angry is sexy
Uberhaxornova? In a Steven universe video? you sir, have my like and sub
+Titus Migitus Thank you, my good man.
Me: **eats donut**
Video: **shows the donut thing**
*Steven universe Future here we are!*
2:08
"F-ffUFF"
I though the begging was an add...
ad
beginning**
"Oh, so I know this is a dream now.... Mashed potato!"
"I Am A Potato."
*puts away*
BEST JOKE EVER
I thought the thing in the beginning was an add!!!!!
Holy crap I thought that was an actual ad then ERMERTHERST happened!
its all your fall Barry
he didn't edit that in
Everyone died, happily ever after to us, we don't have to suffer anymore
No shit that kid went to all kinds of puberty
i thought when garnet said,"But first," i thought she was going to say, "lemme take a selfie" XD
Lol same
I'm happy people know who nova is
3:00 *I'M MAKING FREAKING MAC AND CHEESE!!! AND NOBODY CAN STOP---*
"Steven isn't like us, he needs breasts" XD
05:11 That was fucking hot damn. 🔥🔥🔥
i thought there was an actual add
why is pearl always saying she sick😂 no but DA
+Trixi Falls because she didn't use a condom.
+Trixi Falls Because you did not wash your hands you sinner.
+Garland Gawain (Tyler Carey) wat?
Jeez that was funny but i'm so tired i read that last part as "Everyone died eventually"
the end was amazing
"I have some issues I have to work ou-"
"Ssshhh..."
*plof*
the second steven dream are the best kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
donuts
I like how he added the unberhaxornova part lol "u broke the rules" he's the best RUclipsr
The title isn't even a joke anymore
That Sonic drowning music brought up bad childhood memories...
3:51
Steven = me when I watched this video
Other person (I forgot her name) = my brain trying to figure what is going on
Sadie
LOL I LOST IT WHEN THE " RIP Lifejacket #3"
the loads of money part... was dat professor layton?
nope
I thought it was Michael Rosen
I’m eating this spaghetti
To never forgetti
The lifejacketti
1:31 I’M GNOT A GNELF
I thought the beginning was an AD so I looked at the comments until I heard Amythest's voice haha xD
0:15 majoras moon , get the cannon , short it down
1:44 whats the name of that music?
MEE DOK it’s the final fantasy end battle music
1:04 Lightyears measure KIDs. Not SQUIDs.
0:44 that sonic moment though...
for some reason i laughed at the gnome part.... 😂😂😂😂
2:04 pearl kinda looks like rick from rick and morty dont you think? :D
I wanna hate this show so much because of the fandom but I watched it once a couple years ago and it was too cute then played the little RPG game and it was cute too. Oooo I can't this show is too adorkable for my eyes! 🕶
+Xephira Rae Nah, I understand. Just remember, fans make content, fan*doms* make problems. The show itself is great, I highly reccomend watching it if you haven't already. Don't let the stigma of the fanbase ward you off.
5:41 Me after getting home from school on a Monday
When she turned around and had Minecraft lapis lazuli in her eyes I audibly lost it
2:29 I spit out my water.
Me after watching SUF: well no shit!!
02:23
05:41
OHHHH, YEAAAH!! 😂
des is y we can't have nice things
0:08 Great Reaction to ads!
Exactly!!!
Omg this is ultimate
MY WIN
MY WIN
I DONT CARE!
Meh nickel!
Parogi.
R.I.P life jacket don't frogtti unless theres spaghetti!
'COUSE IM ALWAYS RELAXED.
Greeeeeeg.
Oh I know this is a meme now!
REST.
Everyone died happily ever after!
I mean frogtti unless there's spaghetti
you You YOU *sexy sax plays 😂
I'M SICK
That Uberhaxornova reference xD
That is a BAD ASS MERCEDES CAR COMMERCIAL at the beginning I love it! :D anyway nice youtube poop! :)
THE “IM SICK-“ AND THE THING ON HER HEAD AFTERWARDS KILLED ME
lol, wii u! Garnet we know we don't say those words in our house! Bad Garnet!
Daniel Silva Also, why does Connie have a dildo bat?
Daniel Silva Because she's a fan of Saint's Row.
Really? Why would her parents let her carry something like that?
Daniel Silva Why not?
Daniel Silva ...pretty sure they're Indian, not Chinese.
The beginning had me weak
I give you props for an actually having the same fucking commercial that I was just watching before this video.
Marco : you have ( steaven ) isuse
star : ??????
I hate my life.
Kimberly Salinas
HAHAHAHA
I thought I heard skeppy
2:56