"So when you fuse, do you turn into a giant giant woman or A GIANT BIRD?!" "Yep, definitely turn into a giant bird, mate. That's what I am, is a bird."
Steven: do you like pie? Pearl: *excited gasp* *intro to palm tree panic plays* Pearl: I do like pie! *palm tree panic continues to play, with a large pie spinning in the background*
"Oh boy, Iraq! Thanks, Garnet!" Does this mean that Garnet destroyed the whole country of Iraq just for Steven's entertainment!? That's an amazing mom if I've seen one.
"The name of the dame ain't distance or accuracy, Steven. The name of the dame is-" "Amadeus!" "No, Steven." Probably the funniest part of this collab.
I'm guessing Pearl was just playing along with Steven and the others, so that Steven could do the joke and so she wouldn't be left out when they ordered pizza.
Steven: Do you like pie? Pearl: I do Like Pie! Steven: Well You're in- Pearl: Eating food is so digusting, you chew it into nasty mush, swallow that goop and comes out of you! What a completwly horrored experience! Steven: Do you like pie? Pearl: ;D
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Glad you pointed out how Pearl hates food but loves pie. LOL
she likes making pie not eating it
she likes 3.141... you know pi
+Peridot I got really scared for a moment because our profile pics are the same and I was like "I never made that comment...have I been hacked?" Lol
+Peridot *similar
Theory: pie is not food
"I wrote some jokes!"
"What..?"
"MEME"
I was expecting Steven to say some terrible format meme.
is water just water and water?
yes
No
AtTaCk HeLiCoPtEr
yes
No it’s a single water
"So when you fuse, do you turn into a giant giant woman or A GIANT BIRD?!"
"Yep, definitely turn into a giant bird, mate. That's what I am, is a bird."
Oh boy, Iraq!
wtf iraq
That cracked me up
+Paul Woodmass YUP XD
Don't forget Spongebob too!He said Iraq too right?
ferb73craft racist
Young Steven = Steven
Adult Steven = JonTron
Elderly Steven = Danny DeVito
I EAT GAWBAGE!!!
Now I can't unsee it. I'm not complaining but Steven is destiny to become a magical Danny devito.
"I'm sick"
ALRIGHT EVERYONE HE SAID IT, WE CAN GO HOME NOW!
GIFT BAGS AT THE DOOOOOR
amethyst: ha gaayy!!
pearl: wow amethyst I'm gay
amethyst: sigh no shit
XD
*Aight how the fuck did ya get out of prison Azula*
"Woah, Iraq! Thanks Garnet!" ~Steven 2014
Steven: do you like pie?
Pearl: *excited gasp*
*intro to palm tree panic plays*
Pearl: I do like pie!
*palm tree panic continues to play, with a large pie spinning in the background*
The Beetle of Earth is located at the bottom of a boy lake.
And only i can swim in boys.
Nothing can replace the majesty of Michael Rosen singing the Steven Universe theme song
Thanks ;D
I don't know what this is going to turn out like...
*sees Stets Uninu
IT'S PERFECT
all i want do is a giant women best line ever
he takes after greg
What a god these people are.
I would've entered but I would've been too good Xdddddddd
Yes you would
Plus, you're SIICK.
tru
Omg fancy seeing you here, I follow you on tumblr
just finished watching this, and I loved it. :)
:D
"Oh boy, Iraq! Thanks, Garnet!"
Does this mean that Garnet destroyed the whole country of Iraq just for Steven's entertainment!? That's an amazing mom if I've seen one.
Opal is endomgamy,Steven is the universe.
Pearl: I do like pie! Me: BUT YOU SAID YOU HATE FOOD MAKE UP YOUR FREAKING MIND
*"Awh!"*
*"It's even got a little beetle bedroom,"*
*"And a little beetle bedroom,"*
*"And a little beetle BISH"*
1:51 "All i wanna do is a giant woman"
"All i wanna be is someone who gets into a giant woman"
#goals XD
Peak 🙃
I was dying when steven got smacked and it said game.
I died when the Sonic Generations music came on!
"That was fun, but a boy on the cusp of manhood can't spend the whole day wackering to Onion...
*OH ONION* "
"I wrote some jokes. Me."
"Even though it's not your birthday and you're an Asian."
Why did I find those lines oddly funny
I know
Stets Uninu's are the best
Steven and the sexual awakening
1:09 it’s not just a boulder! it’s iraq!
Steven :so when you form Opal will you be a giant giant woman or a giant bird ?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I could watch that scene with Greg all day
Yh true Chaos Sylux 😄😁
It is good to see a ytp that isn't over the top
Steven:So when you form opal do you become a giant giant woman or a GIANT BIRD!
Ahhh, the Iraq joke. I exploded on the first one in one of the Stevenakbars.
Iran, Iraq, where the hell's the difference? -South Park
5:13 I was too busy looking at that sign that I didn't even notice his shirt
Steven: check this out
Steven: (spits a seed at the world trade center)
Greg: OoO
Steven: Beat that!
Greg: Allah Akbar
Greg says “call the police” if you hear it closely
where did the "pearl is sick" joke come from?
+MintyMentoes our hopes and dreams
+The Conch Norris *hopes and dreams intensifies* heh I'm undertale obsessed confirmed!
*I M S I C K*
+Wisteria *dab*
And the birthday queen is, STEVEN QUARTZ UNIVERSE!!
Steven's behind 9/11
*oh* *amythyst* *im* *gay.*
That's why the people of this world believe Amethyst is purple
I lost it when he said "Cant spend the whole day wackering to onion"
oh onion
MAGNUM DONG
3:43 Insert John Cena meme here
JOOOOOHHHHHN CEEEEEENAAAAAAAA *theme music*
Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl.
AND MICHAEL!
The part when pearl said "I love Pie" then The YTP part Got me there XD
Even if it isn't your birthday and you're Asian
That is the best part
The name of the DAME is
amadeus
No, Steven
It's even got a little beetle bedroom
and a little beetle bedroom
and a little beetle *BITCH*
that kills me everytime xDDD
If pearl like pie how can she eat pie but she cant eat it?
*[insert illuminati sonh]*
I laughed so hard on the Iraq one
XD XD XD... I'm a horrible person
now i want a mashup with amalgam and ms new booty
but i dont dance like shit -amethyst 2016
"WOAH, Iraq!"
Haha the 9/11 watermelon seed shot was great, especially the call the police ( I got u conch )
1:47 is my favorite downhill clip
@jbiehlable :0
Sonic + ytp+steven universe=pearl loves pie ps the sonig that plays is palmtree panic from sonic cd
Its at 4:51
He ran out of lives at the end.
3:10 I DIED OF LAUGHTER 😂😂😂😂😂
_aLrIgHt eVeRyOnE hE sAiD iT wE cAn gO hOmE nOw gIfT bAgS aT tHe dOoOoR!_
3:29 “omg wtf why does he eat the bottom part and who cuts a watermelon like that’s”
4:01 I LOST IT
4:00-4:03 omfg I’m dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂🔥👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽🤣🤣😂😂🤪🤪🤪
4:02 bEST PART
2:00 Amethysts gem is gone.
4:03 That kiss was cute. X3
Yep
It reminded me when amethyst hit garnets head YANDARE SIMULATOR
pause at 5:19 exactly he looks like charlie brown trying to kick the football again XD
Omg I see it lol
1:59 Amethyst lost her gemstone
"That is a BRAVIARY look."
Stets:Can you tell me more about opal?
amethyst:well,stets she's a stone.
XDXDXD
I had to check to see if the Weiner in Hand thing was real, it actually was
Lenny face onion is best gamer grill
GEYYYIII!
*3:29** "Omg wtf why does he eat the bottom part and who cuts a watermelon like that"*
stets: do you like pie?
pearls mind: 3.14...
pearl: i do like pie...
steven: *grabs pie*
pearl: *sad bird noises*
Where is our god, BushyBrennan? Why has he forsaken us?
Stits
"Oh, did you bring me anything?
Whoa, Iraq!
Thanks Garnet"
BRO WHAT WAS THAT, I CAN'T BREATHE-
“is water just *WATER and WATER?”*
03:20 omg that's so funny XD
holy fuck your here
4:52 - to 5:01 (music) Palmtree panic ( Sonic CD)
I loved that moment.
+Crooked Mantis Same here
I love how stets referenced your "I'm sick" gag.
*clap clap clap* wow dad
“Check our this dead body!”
“Mum!”
Fuckin lost it
"The name of the dame ain't distance or accuracy, Steven. The name of the dame is-"
"Amadeus!"
"No, Steven."
Probably the funniest part of this collab.
That's actually a good point... Pearl hates eating because she finds the process disgusting... but she likes pie? How does that work?
They also all agreed to order pizza in Together Breakfast. Pearl needs to make up her mind
Yeah she really does. Damnit Pearl do you like food or not?!
I'm guessing Pearl was just playing along with Steven and the others, so that Steven could do the joke and so she wouldn't be left out when they ordered pizza.
Im guessing Pearl thought Steven meant Pi. Like 3.14 math Pi.
She likes the process of making food. She just gives it to Amethyst to eat afterwards.
5:08 Onion doesn't swallow
Porl. Do u like pie (Pi math)
*gasps* I do like Pi
I baked u a pie
Oof
Z
Michael Rosen and Steven Universe?! IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE!!
Steven: Do you like pie?
Pearl: I do Like Pie!
Steven: Well You're in-
Pearl: Eating food is so digusting, you chew it into nasty mush, swallow that goop and comes out of you! What a completwly horrored experience!
Steven: Do you like pie?
Pearl: ;D
The intro, great!!
1:33 it's morbing time
You know you're trash when you scream "That's a sound effect from Yandere Sim!!"
where?
It's a sound effect Easter egg in Yandere sim
It's not like Yandere dev invented that sound effect.....
+Adrienne Bluebear where is it though
I was actually talking about the "getting hit with an object and sent into a coma" sound effect
+carlisia calixte I'm pretty sure that's just a stock sound effect.
2:22
*BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN TO THE WORLD*
2:50
Rule 1 of Comedy Writing in the 21st Century:
When in doubt, make a 9/11 joke.
+variable2102 Beat that
"Opal is an amalgam"
*Undertale flashbacks*
FUCKING RUN
3:09 had me crying
amethyst, I'm sick. alright everyone he said it. we can go home now
Stets, remember to keep the harmony!
No!
*_oof_*
Its confusing that pearl likes pie but its food and you have to eat it and pearl hates eating