Lmao its kinda funny how he did it Connie : My parents wont let me eat donuts Steven : WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! Sadie : REEE *SMASHES HER WITH A CHAIR*
this is absolute gold. my favorite part is the chair break. earlier I just randomly remembered that part and started laughing. I had to show my friends too. well made
quartz universe still I like it now plot driven and story involving. Sure it had its emotional moments back in these days. Especially Best Waifu Lapis, but now with the Dimonds, Emerald, and Homeworld it makes for a much better show that doesn't seem like TTG with every episode not being canonical to the next and being random.
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Even though this is just a big meme video, 3:59 always gets me. The: “I’m gonna disappear without ever making a single friend.” It’s so sad and it just shatters my heart every time 🥺
When Steven first met Connie, she reminded me a lot of Lapis Lazuli. Both didn’t have any friends, and Steven was the one who was their first friend and helped them to be happy, even if it was just for a moment.
When you try to get a friend, the bubble you two create with friendship is intact. If you get rejected, the bubble bursts. *YTP's can have meaning too*
![[YTP] Peridot tries to sin](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ivXfF0NLWv8/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] Peridot tries to sin](/img/tr.png)
![[YTP] Pearple lies to MLGarnet](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kYU1hDZnD1s/mqdefault.jpg)
"We could be friends!!"
"uh no it's ok"
*bubble bursts* OCEAN MANNNN
same.
What song is thst the weird ocean man thing
I believe it's called Spongebob. No, the song is called Ocean Man.
@jack hessey oof
Jacka B0Y yes
8戊 黄清晓 Jacob fuy non memers not allowed
riding a bike thru sand is actually that hard
1100110101000102a steve isn't smart enough to realize that
How did this not get replies for 2 and a half fucking years?
Yes
Ridding a bike through sand isn't that hard
I'm noise sensitive it's harder
@@attyLite how is he named steve when hes not a steveskin my life is a lie
5 speeds
hand brakes
*CRASH*
STEVEN.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING
I SAW THIS EXACTLY AS THAT PART PLAYED--
Woah hello other callie
STEVON.JPG IS CORRUPED
Speach 100
*5 S p e e d s*
*F I V E S P E E D S*
Weird Banana Memes hand brakes
*H A N D B R A K E S*
F
i
v
e
S
p
e
e
d
s
Speeds 5
Weird Banana Memes F I V E S P E E D S H A N D B R E A K S
my name is 5 speeds
Hi *5 S p e e d s*
*H An D bReaKs*
I’m hand brakes
I'm connie
Hi five speeds im dad
'We won't watch this time'
It makes me question, why did they watch and how many times?
@@rontukurt7286 lol
*this time*
( ͡͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡͡°͡°)
"he was incredible!"
Steven: "We could be friends"
Connie:"No it's ok"
YEET!
I couldn't stop laughing at that scene
Sadie with her chair gets me every time
i ship it
Ordinary Tree
I ship Sonic and Tails
as a sane person should
It cracks me up every time, especially the slo-mo one
Its a stool tho
Lmao its kinda funny how he did it
Connie : My parents wont let me eat donuts
Steven : WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Sadie : REEE *SMASHES HER WITH A CHAIR*
Lloyd Godnill OW
*HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEE!*
Knockedy I made my mistakes
@@angeldust7241 got nowhere to ruuun
@@angeldust7241 oh and i am knockedy i just switched acc for rp
Pearl: we should are up a date! We could find out her favori-
Garnet: *R A P E H E R*
‘We won’t watch this time”
Laffy Taffy4554, this makes me wonder, does beach city have law enforcement?
@@raider_isolation7321 Steven:*Gets out belt*
@@coolguy-bn1bn *holy shit-*
@@user-ku3sr7cl3u *_This time_*
Ocean man on piano as the ending theme killed me
sorry for murdering you, i was just tryin to spread laughs
Addguy YTP you spread sneezes to me XD
@@attyLite oof
*eats French frys*
@@theparadisepack4832 little did you know it was the earliest coronavirus case sneeze
Garnet: just **** her.
Steven: okay, *but you guys can't watch this time!*
Ew 😂
This comment deserves more likes
Wait.
I literally died at 1:39 , everyone is invited to the funeral
I'll be there
Same
pp o interesse do 8 PP.l O lo
9 9p9
Make it double coffin, I just died too.
2:15 also
The credits are ocean man!
small hammer thank you for noticing
Rip connie
Look Stevens got a F I V E S P E E D S
oCeAn MaN
Steven Universe
where did you get your
F I V E S P E E D S
Those debris landing on them at 4:32 made me lose my shit. It made the video for me. Good stuff.
F*ck her
Ocean Man brings back da memories ;-;
MOONBOY QUADRUPLE BACKFLIP
HEY! WHY CAN'T I BE A MOON BOY?!
4:07 Steven: "we can be friends!" Bubble pops
*O C E A N M A N*
Bubble: ight imma pop
“My parents don’t let me eat donuts.”
“WhaaaaAAAAAAAAAT!?”
*c ha iR*
this is absolute gold. my favorite part is the chair break. earlier I just randomly remembered that part and started laughing. I had to show my friends too. well made
2016: STEVE GITS DA GIRL
2019: STEVE ACTUALY GITS DA GIRL
I know it's 2020
I'm personally hurt that you called him steve... XD
*F I V E S P E E D S*
i am litteraly laughing so hard
not because of your nice joke
because you said steve
Honestly tho Steven trying to impress Connie with his new bike is TOO ADORABLE
*flirt*
This is the type of ytp I live for
2016: Steven get da girl
2020: Steven gets a girlfriend aka coinne
Sidekejr Fogo yes
I like the tri-force thing
Krazy Kirby Me too Kirbz
A a a a a a a a a aaaaa
1:18 "no just f*ck"
"Okay, but you guys cant watch this time!"
he has no style
he has no funky flow
Don’t mess with his funky flow
*Five speeds*
and he has no unseeing what pink did to spinel
This gem has a funny face
He's dead
at 0:26 close your eyes it sounds wrong
jacktheslayer2 dude XD
DEAR GOD ahahaha funny though..... heh....... *ALL FLOWERS HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED*
ug
.
Gabrielle Freeman Swagger -Official- 😂😂😂
0:56
This is quality right here
Garnet should’ve said “don’t mess with his five speeds”
I miss when Steven Universe was more simple and not so deep. Ah those days of cookie cat.
LG BTQ It was boring then.
Even back then it was pretty emotional and deep
“I’m gonna disappear without ever making a single friend”
quartz universe still I like it now plot driven and story involving. Sure it had its emotional moments back in these days. Especially Best Waifu Lapis, but now with the Dimonds, Emerald, and Homeworld it makes for a much better show that doesn't seem like TTG with every episode not being canonical to the next and being random.
Whelp. Nowdays everyone is having a mental breakdown cause of WD and WP.
Cheese bot 9000 unofficial RUclips Police trust me, I prefer now as well
The Pink Diamond inside him is probably like "Shatter me now"
2:48 just add this because it's the most funny thing here imo
OMG THE CREDITS ARE OCEAN MANN FFS
YouFoundMicheal Correct
I'm surprised they didn't mess up the intro
Ikr
sadie: *smashes chair against bubble*
chair: *loud smashing sounds*
sadie: Vietnam flashbacks
FIVE SPEEDS HANDBREAKS LOL
This is how many times a rock has fallen 👇 on Connie,Steven,and the monster
Oh...one of these ytps...
the good ones
the BEST ONES
The *EPIC* ones
A true Saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles!
the GREAT ONES
0:38 - 0:39 r.i.p Connie
wrong times I meant 1:38 1:39
@Ben Florez you do realize I made this comment 2 years ago
@Ben Florez oh
@@yanderegabby_18 you suck
Gabrielle Freeman Swagger -Official- I
“T H A T S L A R W E R E B A S I C A L L Y B F F S”
bwhahahahahahahahaha
No
Fun fact: Steven's bike has five speeds.
It also has hand brakes.
Yes, I think the show has improved A LOT.
Few years later, Steven gets rejected by Connie in the exact same spot they met in.
Dude, you deserve more subscribers.
Mr Man thanks mang, but I haven’t uploaded anything in years. I no longer have premiere so I can’t edit anything anymore.
How to git da gurl
1. Ask to go to da prom
2. Kiss 4 noo reason
3. Bankrupcy
*Ik I might be stupid for just realizing this but Connie gets diamond star eyes and Steven gets normal star eyes* 5:20
Connie=pink diamond?
0:26 gotta go fast,gotta go fast,gotta go faster faster,faster faster faster
videakias3000 no
Yes
"Sooo you gonna as-"
" hey, don't mess with his funky Flo."
3:46 this gets painfully accurate as the series goes on into the future.
It’s all she can say 😂😞
im going to make a bubble o connie right now
wat
yEs
Random Fandom Yes. Now.
Bubble o' Steven. It's a RUclips channel
Random Fandom lol
I about died when Ocean Man started playing. Honestly did not expect that
At 0:57 I'm weak 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
0:56
huh
@@Numbis_Yt 1:03
5:14 is that not editted? cuz i just realised it's in the creepy episode
Yea it isnt edited
@@airium.4375 yeah
Coinne: my parents don’t let me eat donuts
Steven: whaaaaaaaaaat
Saide: ahhhhhhhhhhh chair breaks saide: noooooooo
2:51 ur welcome
WhAAaAAA
@@luvandletter *how could this happen to me*
2:49 I thought Connie was gonna say “my pearants don’t let me eat nuts”
Whaaaaaaaa
No get out
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Cool
Can you tell me wtf is weshimama meme
the words are “ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land, that you understand”
@@attyLite thank you very much
Zoe Navarrete i don’t have proper editing software on my computer anymore unfortunately
2:18 ummm you know that the bubble can protect on everything...
It's a freaking YTP it's a joke
Yeah
3:17
Connie : WhErE aRe WeeD
StEvEn : *UnDEr Da SeA, SmOkinG sEaWeed*
Oh god
2:52 R.I.P. chair
season 1 people: i dont want to watch some kid eating his hotdogs
season 1-5 people: OH MY GOD ITS MORE GO0D THEN I THOUGHT
Hi, my name is Steven
Hi, my name is Stevan
Hi, my name is Stehven
*_HI, MY NAME IS FIVE SPEEDS_*
“ no, just *beep* her “
Lol
connie: go to the rocks
steven goes to the placks
“Lars stop being a *bleep* and help”
Can’t convince me that this didn’t happen
0:56 somethings off about my Zelda game ehh whatever
Nobody;
Nobody in the universe;
Literally no one;
Steven;
*fIvE sPeEdS, hAnD bRaKeS*
Im sorry but i think that your profile pic is from a let me say this quietly gay show
OMG MY NAME IS 5SPEEDS TOO
OMG SAME
Steven: gets hit by rock
Show: IF I COULD BEGIN TO BE
nice
Thanks fam
+Addguy YTP It's also nice that the first comment on this vid wasn't "FIRST"
Addguy YTP
I read that as "mice" lmao
Even though this is just a big meme video, 3:59 always gets me. The: “I’m gonna disappear without ever making a single friend.” It’s so sad and it just shatters my heart every time 🥺
All the timestamps for the Ocean man joke:
3:06
3:26
4:12
4:29
0:50 *_F I V E S P E E D S_*
Heh...... *ALL FLOWERS HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED*
3:06 and thats how 69 was invented
Yes
*I like how when the ocean man song starts it’s only in bad situations.*
The ocean man part killed me
Why is Sadie and the chair so funny 😂😂😂
OCEAN MAN-
Ell The Yellow Bomber TAKE ME BY DA HAND-
@@velvetcookieman LEAD ME TO THE LAND THAT YOU UNDERSTAND-
When Steven and Connie are at the bottom of the ocean and Connie is sad Steven looks like he’s blushing
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE
No one:
Absolutely no one:
NOTHING THAT COULD EVER EXIST:
Steven: 5 SPEEDS, HANDBRAKES
5:40 that is ocean man
We know
When Steven first met Connie, she reminded me a lot of Lapis Lazuli. Both didn’t have any friends, and Steven was the one who was their first friend and helped them to be happy, even if it was just for a moment.
That poor stool...
;-; rip
It's kinda amazing how you can make anything sound like a curse word if ya bleep it
3:26 I’m dYiNg I am dEaD I am dEaD rOsE qUarTs!
4:58 that slide actually was pretty cool
Best ytp ive ever seen 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😂💙💙
I guess you haven't seen many.
preach it
We... are
Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl, and Steven!
5 speeds
Hand brakes
sexy
noice
@Roger Seal Master *H A N D B R E A K S*
When you try to get a friend, the bubble you two create with friendship is intact.
If you get rejected, the bubble bursts.
*YTP's can have meaning too*
3:06 is the best thing ever
5:50 is too
I love how the temple’s curl kept falling on top of Steven and Connie XD
Despacito
I DIED AT 0:56 OH GOSH XDDDDD
Edit: "Just ****** her"
"Well you guys can't watch this time!"
Can we get an F for that chair?
Wormie Boi F
F
how do they just like instontaneously hold their breath. I would litteraly start taking the biggest breath in my life for some air
2:50
Connie: no donut
Steven: :0
Sadie: >:0
Sadie a few seconds later: :|
We won’t watch this time?
*Really makes you think*
Pearl: “I don’t think they are earthquakes , they’re earthquake”
I can’t see a fault in her logic