Steven Universe YTP: Ruby's Earth Shattering powers (remake)

This is a remake of a YTP I made 9 months ago, I thought it deserved a remake; so here you go. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[@bonnet7666]

Steven: Stop being cute!
Peridot, Lion, Ruby and Sapphire: **cease existing because they are the best and cutest beans to exist**

[@alexhamiIton]

Leggy, cat Steven, lion and peridot: am I a joke to you?

[@toxinking6249]

Wadda bout lion

[@cyruss6536]

The best 4 way ship

[@Peppapig-th7fr]

Aww ikr

[@yourfathersinferioritycomplex]

*Lapis, Peridot, Lion, Ruby and Sapphire

[@CesarGonzalez-ur9ic]

"That's rascist."
"I don't care"

[@darknessakamrbutter]

THATS RACIST

[@user-mf3tm6wb3p]

DADS RAISINS

[@KasaiBuru]

@@user-mf3tm6wb3p OUTRAGEOUS

[@moofy5721]

DAD'S BRACES

[@moofy5721]

6:18

[@Mygloriousking77]

“Earl”
“STEVEN”
“Earl”
“STEVEN”

[@stabfenn2960]

*EARL*

[@fyra_cat2119]

-Steven-
*EARL*

[@xfroggii]

*STEVEN*

[@Eradivision2002]

*E A R L*

[@Bowling4986]

JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU-

[@lobcorporation]

Alright, we're gonna die. Expect Peridot.

[@rosemary3029]

Steven:alright We're gonna die.Except Peridot and Jasper

[@lucathedog242]

angerey sn0ball red clod red clod
amethyst: lets kill her
rest of the gems: ok
(ruby dies)

[@Void_Echoes]

Can Lapis live too pls

[@raymondsanford9445]

>:3

[@chilldude1821]

That plan sucks.

[@CreepaZX]

Man, Ruby's are dumb. Garnet: THATS RACIST! Is what finally made me burst out laughing.

[@notreal5826]

XMationZ maybe it was amethyst saying I don't care

[@youinanalternateuniverse]

*E A R L*

[@leemsvg]

*S T E V E N .*

[@neopolitan21]

*B O B*

[@leemsvg]

*P A T R I C A .*

[@neopolitan21]

*A M Y*

[@neopolitan21]

*S O P H I E*

[@MustraOrdo]

If the ball gets caught... I HATE YOU! XD

[@Mary-tt2dy]

jesus steven he needs to chill

[@Eggbenders]

Earl

[@lifegen1927]

@BitterVoid why such a hater

[@stupiidbee]

And if you get tagged... you're out!
*growls*
Heh, heh...
*NOOOOOO-*

[@blackpearl7596]

*R E A L L Y*

[@Mnlszzz]

Steven : if you win you...
Ruby: Get my own pearl
Amethyst : Yasss!!
Pearl : *AMETHYST*
LOL IM DYING 😂😂

[@jacobcaloway7101]

It was more of a yiss

[@Monochrome2004]

the demonic way that amethyst was said

[@yourlocalmaniac6510]

2:54

[@dangelodraws4142]

I would have likes this but, emojis. ):

[@blumouse8539]

Sorry you must have made a mistake it's *EARL*

[@yamz2161]

5:47 would've been funnier if the rubies said "well why didn't you say so?" then

[@topcomment7582]

Myameen abdulsattar I thought that too

[@chilldude1821]

I wanted them to say it, but "R e a l l y ?" was more funnier! xD

[@MungiuMan77]

I agree.

[@funstufflove4226]

What if she said DIE

[@benemikeandreas5059]

Same!!!😹

[@jimmilton9301]

4:28 LOL I ALMOST DIED 😂😂😂

[@whyevenbother6508]

4:30

[@JRod_12]

Yeah

[@cillibunni5008]

Poo

[@galaxyneonwolfgirl5221]

@@whyevenbother6508 😂

[@Peppapig-th7fr]

Same

[@eyeballtheruby]

Omega Ruby: Where is Jasper?
Peridot: Eeeeeeeeeeh
Steven: She DIED.
*Silence*
Omega Ruby: Really...
Steven: Yep!
Omega Ruby: Why weren't you say so? :D
"BOOOOOOOOOOM"
*Brain destroyed*

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball haahahahahahahahahh

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

You are a tiny person

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball I'm ALPHA

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

And no farting aloud

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Be amazed

[@pxnklxmonade3989]

"Okay, were going to die! Except Peridot." XDDD

[@alibeary5025]

Brooklyn the Bat LPS it’s at 3:11

[@alexanderkinzel3371]

Steven: "she died" O~O' Ruby: "oh, why didn't you say so?" ^3^ ruby logic...

[@HaikalHerwan]

Do you have this?
͡ω ͡
and
O﹏O
Copy paste this

[@BeYaRRSSS]

exuse me

[@peridot9xj989]

2:58 i laughed so much

[@peridot5xg588]

same

[@funstufflove4226]

So does our Peridot love this moment?

[@sirjoemega3744]

@@funstufflove4226 no

[@aidancommenting]

Wait why is there more than one peridot

[@kitster900]

HUGE improvement over the original YTP

[@cynb05]

This is how many times Peridot said "clod"
⬇️

[@Tanks_Are_better_than_UTTP]

Get this comment to 929384848 likes. The one I replied to

[@andistansbury4366]

​@@Tanks_Are_better_than_UTTPHave you considered soup.

[@pan-demi-c2711]

Ruby: Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?
Sapphire: No.
*laughs*
Steven: What’s going on? What are they doing?
Lapis: *f’cking.*

[@jeankeogh6142]

Lol

[@Kammie_Lammie]

Pearl: uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@fantasticalfox]

Sapphire: just act stupid
Ruby: goes up to the rubies
Mission success!

[@youtubefan1547]

No one:
Literally no one:
Pearl: EARL

[@yourfriendlylocalhitman667]

EARL

[@aceofdiamonds2218]

No its *_EARL_*

[@youtubefan1547]

|--- /\ |---| |
| / \ | | |
|--- /-\ |---| |
| / \ | \ |
|--- / \ | \ |--- .

[@aceofdiamonds2218]

@@sadleg * *_EARL_*

[@TerminalSaw]

@@aceofdiamonds2218 NO ITS *EARL*

[@d-cyphers]

D I E
-Steven Universe, 2017

[@beyoncestraps6680]

Peridot will you help me in to my birthday suit??

[@askinredroads5132]

Yellow Diamond THATS YOUR BUTT

[@tiinakontra3858]

no

[@realgamerhours1712]

Yellow Diamond whats the use of feeling that way

[@calypso2nd479]

THATS YOUR BUTT

[@banjo2959]

*zip* THAT’S YOUR BUTT

[@baileyryan6958]

Ruby: "They wanna search the barn!"
Sapphire: "Ruby, you're stupid!"
Steven: "I hate you!"
Pearl (Oh, I'm sorry. Earl): "STUPID!"
Peridot: "Red clod!"
Amethyst: "Let's kill her!"
(The gems senselessly beat the shards out of Ruby)
*THE END*

[@imski1576]

o w

[@baileyryan6958]

@@imski1576 Yea...

[@AriLolzz]

Ruby: *exists*
Steven: stop being cute!
Ruby: *keeps existing*
Steven: *what did I just sayyy*

[@eyeballtheruby]

4:35 No, I'm not!... ._.'

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Eyeball scream icecream cream icescream 🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😔😩😩😩😩💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

[@lillianajohnson9213]

Eyeball hmm....

[@Crashman-1005]

You tried to stab rose quartz who was actually pink daimond

[@thew2842]

Yeah you are

[@scelusss7670]

Im fine! :D

[@toyanokianvirtanen]

Omega Ruby:"WHERE IS JASPER?!"
Steven: Sheee...Ehhhh...
Pink Steven: SHE'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

[@szymonkrzyw1095]

XD

[@cheahwy9914]

DIO

[@WeareLegion97]

This is so funny I'm dying

[@roseoverkill7036]

the funny part is all Crystal Gem was beating Ruby ass

[@liamgraham578]

OminousWind97 EARL

[@Jeegster]

Liam Graham STEVEN

[@aquamarine1875]

Zandrie Sanchez EARL

[@DM-pg9pj]

OminousWind97 100th like
On you're comment

[@oberonthebesthealerintown5963]

The clod Pokemon Peridot.
Ability: To stole Magneto's powers and save the World also can build Robots...We can not forget about disturbing people calling them clods.
How tall she is: Really, but really small we can call her the second Levi.
Evolution:If you give her a pair of robo-hands and robo-feet she is gonna evolve into a taler Peridot form.
Z-move:She calls the yellow diamond and calls her a clod that would initiate Earth's domination by the home world gems

[@isaacdenley1922]

Peridot
Moveset
*Clod*
Calls the enemy a clod
*Eternal rage*
Slaps the opponent repeatedly
*Magnesis*
Controls metal
*GIMME THAT GEM*
Grabs the opponent until one of them faints

[@tanyatorres9446]

Every time peridot says red clod I start laughing for some reason

[@omrademleblanc5055]

*Red Clod*

[@Peppapig-th7fr]

Lol

[@realsimplyeli]

Reclod

[@bionicleapple1254]

Ruby: **exists**
Peridot: _r_ _e_ _d_ _c_ _l_ _o_ _d_

[@DiabeticDingus]

4:30 *poot*

[@jeezbeezbeezwax8101]

POOTY POOT

[@razorthesmolboi9793]

6:15
Amethyst: “man, Rubies are dumb..”
Garnet: *THATS RACIST*

[@dr.badtimes3660]

3:02 Steven Universe turned into Geese Howard.

[@toby7712]

This is still funny 3 years later

[@andistansbury4366]

Still funny 7 years later

[@clubpenguincat5768]

1:28 made my dogs start barking

[@zemtophire]

5:25 that roar surprisingly fits them

[@krafter8652]

Parents when they are trying to do something you know isn't going to work: 0:06

[@ovo2332]

i'm holding back tears................. this video is so powerful

[@mason1447]

man shut yo sensitive ass up

[@mason1447]

nvm i just cried

[@anthalya6861]

"Hey, you two, stop being cute"
"I said: *S T O P B E I N G C U TE* "

[@VeryRandomChannel]

1:56 - 2:14 I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard.....

[@martyruth77]

I like how every Crystal Gem made an attempt to hide their gems... Except Sapphire.

[@Jay-we4mt]

and if you lose... you gotta die forever. (not just die for a week, die FOREVER.)

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

I to only die for a week at a time

[@goodasgian9446]

4:30 is what got me

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Why did she poop and fart I mean do rubies fart? Well Eyeball does

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

GoodAsGian I mean ewww she farted and pooped 🤢😷

[@WeareLegion97]

Bowser Jr is adorable

[@peridot2f5l16]

This is the best thing i ever see

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Peridot 2F5L I agree and don't watch my cat farting video 😑

[@eyeballtheruby]

AAAAAAH!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT FARTING MY COMMENT GOT OVER 80 REPLIES ABOUT FARTING THEY STILL SAY I AM FARTING BUT GEMS DON'T EVEN FART 😨

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Eyeball um you barf

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Eyeball farting is normal it's just fine I mean I fart my cat farts everyone farts don't get embarrassed

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Eyeball your farts make you who you are that means your farts get triggered but when your farts are mad they go loud and in slow motion and it smells like tuna wait I like tuna yum give me that fart

[@jabb0851]

STEVEN
EARL
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STEVEN
Bob.

[@jabb0851]

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[@gl1tchc1ty66]

"If you win you get-"
"My own pearl!"
"Uuuh..."
"Yesss"
"A M E T H Y S T ! !"
"._."

[@stanczyka2407]

2:10 what goes in my brain at school

[@augustclarke7618]

Steven: what are they doing?
Lapis: phucking
Pearl: **UH OH**

[@nikytale]

*1:59** now close your eyes~*

[@eyeballtheruby]

1:55 to the moment when gems attacks Ruby is so funny XDDDDD And when Steven answers to Ruby "Die..." XDDD

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball you fart like it's nothing

[@thew2842]

Red cloD

[@VeryRandomChannel]

Ruby’s are clods (not Garnets ruby)

[@randomgirl921]

Ruby: what do I do
Steven:die

[@legosam2067]

“And if you think we can’t! *D I E !* “

[@Harriplaysdrums]

4:30 had me on the floor laughing

[@murai8144]

1:14
"I am..!"
Demonic Voice: *"EARL."* x6

[@fyra_cat2119]

Steven: will you help me into my birthday suit?
*Zipping noises*
Peridot: THATS YOUR BUTT!

[@eyeballtheruby]

Ruby: Just look at the ball...
Sapphire: No.

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball fart fart fart and yes I love farts!

[@eyeballtheruby]

OH GOD NO.

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball are you a woman

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball or are you a GASSY RUBY

[@thew2842]

@@ShadowCryptidUser 👈IS A DEPRESSED FUCK

[@sunkn4281]

3:11 alright where going to dieee. Except peridot. Peridot: :>

[@eyeballtheruby]

5:32 - 5:50 lol XDDD

[@noone7451]

Eyeball ay eyeball did you like your baseball game?

[@cubwarrior0620]

Eyeball you clod! you almost killed Steven!

[@eyeballtheruby]

It's Rose Quartz! The first leader of Crystal Gems, who shattered PINK DIAMOND!... Not just a "Steven" -_- If I killed him I could be a legend! What if Diamonds could notice that a RUBY killed Rose Quartz! They gonna give me my own, PEARL!... EEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEH!!!....EEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEH!!!....
.

[@cubwarrior0620]

Eyeball when you meet them, and get to know earth, you realise it's a amazing place! I called yellow diamond a clod! SHE is a lumpy clumpy clod, the crystal gems are not! I AM THE LEADER OF THE CRYSTAL GEMS YOU MIDGET!

[@cubwarrior0620]

Eyeball when you meet them, and get to know earth, you realise it's a amazing place! I called yellow diamond a clod! SHE is a lumpy clumpy clod, the crystal gems are not! I AM THE LEADER OF THE CRYSTAL GEMS YOU MIDGET!

[@V3nuss_444]

Amethyst: rubies are dumb
Garnet: T H A T S R A C I S T

[@MMDTrxsh]

You're making me incredibly uncomfortable.
I. *DON'T.* *_C A R E._*

[@stupiidbee]

3:48 xD
Steven: If the ball gets caught, I HATE YOU! And if you get tagged... you're out! *tags Eyeball*
Eyeball: Grrr....
Steven: Heh heh...
Eyeball: *beats him up*
Steven: nOOOOOOOO--

[@sadboihour4990]

At the end
Me: *dying of laughter*
halp me
Also: Where’s Jasper?
Steven: She died.
Me: I wish

[@Kammie_Lammie]

Big buff cheeto puff wellllllllllllllllllll

[@thornathy3342]

2:10 XD SHE GOT _JUMPED_

[@mishalalmubarak9395]

0:18 steven has eaten the whole hotdog by now Lmao

[@dude0216]

"If the ball gets caught, I HATE YOU" that killed me of laughter

[@Joeythefrickfrackingod]

2:57 IM CRYING ON FLOOR LOL!!!

[@redacted1648]

I love how depressed and sarcastic Bob is.

[@thlux21]

“And if you think we can’t..... DIE”
Steven 2019

[@jobvanveen9351]

It was posted on 2017

[@thlux21]

Job van Veen and yet RUclips just recommends it now

[@Dokitu]

5:11 i thought she was going to hit the chest ruby XD

[@josephhilbert269]

3:53 I’m crying oh my lord that is so funny

[@rbalkayde04]

0:50 eyeball has the talent to repeatedly move her eyes

[@fyra_cat2119]

Ruby: just look at the ball
-Saphire- Sophie: *No*

[@raymondkunkel642]

4:48 actually sounded intimidating.

[@silence5666]

4:38 When you take a VOSTFR video

[@SorielHDTBers]

Steven: Listen, you two! Stop being cute!
Ruby: ‘exists’
Steven: What did I just say?!

[@prayinangel]

Pearl: I AM EAAARRL
Steven: no
Pearl: *exploded because she could deal with Steven*

[@LazyLazu]

Omfg the Pokemon joke

[@burbuja9126]

6:03 he points to hell

[@cooper_skyfalls2102]

6:15 - I CANT BREATH XD

[@maskeddededepression1400]

1:22 missed opportunity to use solid snake being detected sound

[@rosemary3029]

Small peridot is sooo cute

[@jackegerton7693]

0:06 I can't contain myself! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

[@kadenceeley729]

Ruby: WHAT DO I DO?!
Steven: *d i e*
Me: * spittake *

[@redmustachealien]

1:20 This moment killed me. You yourself can see why. 👻

[@GrisStar]

whats this episode???

[@W.H.V.]

Bob plays baseball.

[@krisdeltaruneplayer3016]

*EARL*

[@bittercharmer4870]

Hit the Diamond

[@cheyvillle]

hit the diamond

[@mattilogi162]

Hit the diamond. *(Ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby and ruby **_vs_** the crystal gems... and bob.)*

[@orangethedemoncat5772]

Earl, Steven,Earl,Steven,Earl,STEVEN, JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR U ROSE!!!

[@Rei_Sh0]

"Pearl, you're overreacting!"
' ' *E A R L* ' '
"Earl, you're overreacting!"

[@vivianaled4235]

3:01 "and if you lose you gotta die forever"
Ruby: "really".....

[@peterparkour9405]

We are the crystal humans we'll always win baseball and if you think we can't, DIE! That's why the people of this world believe in Earl Amy Bob and Sophie and Earl no Steven Earl Steven Earl Steven Earl Steven! JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU! Pearl, you're overreacting! EARL! Earl, you're overreacting! I'm not overreacting!

[@kiki8792]

5:22 look at bottom ruby's face

[@dessie3730]

"I AM...EARL." I actually love this part so much

[@kirborbie]

We are the crystal humans we play baseball and if you think we can't *die*

[@pinkdiamondsandgarnetsuniv7630]

4:30

[@AnimationJ]

omega rubys alpha sapphire

[@sofdri1850]

evil Wizard what about them?

[@vietthangho9262]

evil Wizard GO! GROUDON!

[@daxthewolfy8079]

so... Groundon eh? Go Kyogre!

[@lorekeeper685]

so... Kyogre eh? Go Rayquaza!

[@daxthewolfy8079]

so...Rayquaza eh? Go Dewgong!(ice)

[@flaxyus996]

"She died."
*"R E A L L Y ?"*

[@BlueEngland]

Garnet: THATS RACIST
Amethyst: I dont care

[@iwashere7792]

Garnet said THAT'S CRAZY because her fusion has a ruby and that ruby is not dumb so that means.....
AMETHYST JUST EXPOSED GARNET!

[@DalekCraft]

No she said that’s racist

[@Pietastic]

Steven: Just Dont Touch That Donut Ok?
Me: *TRIES TO TOUCH THE DONUT*
Steven: *4:49*

[@rapperckvevo3965]

Ruby: well she's definitely in that barn! Crystal gems: beat up Ruby!

[@yodastar1237]

Steven: Peridot will you help me into my birthday suit
Peridot: THAT'S YOU'RE BUTT!
Steven: Let me show you what it can do ( Farts)
Peridot: you're making me incredibly uncomfortable
Steven: I don't care
Me: dies of laughter