[YTP] Everyone wants to kill Steven

Legends say that Lapis is still on the fence to this very day...
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It's finally here! My first YTP in over 3 years!! I really hope you guys enjoyed it; it was fun for me to edit. Not really sure what my next video will be based on, so I guess you'll just have to wait and see. Anyway, that's all. Hope you all have a nice day. :)

[@AmethystRebellion]

The whole Zuko monologue over Steven talking sold me, I love it!

[@the_unforgettable.ace.]

OMG YES

[@lapraslazuli]

Same!

[@mrudulareddyb]

*Y E S Y E S Y E S*

[@MiaG0re]

Hey spider gwen

[@Thinkdre]

IKR

[@universereverbz]

Pearl jumping all the way to Homeworld got me laughing a lot 😂

[@xempororhxppyx]

Hey , I just seen a comment u made

[@universereverbz]

@@xempororhxppyx Who? Me or Steven Quartz Cutepie Demayo Diamond Universe?

[@xempororhxppyx]

@@universereverbz yeah u

[@universereverbz]

@@xempororhxppyx Oh. nice lol

[@katiaferreira1573]

@@xempororhxppyx I thought that you was a bot :|

[@Big_Con]

I like how we skip like almost all of the film with just “e”

[@julienlavarias766]

*E*

[@Ichiigoat-]

E

[@peri_the_dot]

P

[@dennraeh]

O

[@nojelly7075]

O

[@fizzykiddo]

2:22 till I began to battle EEL EVERYDAY

[@poisonousmushroom449]

“Once upon a time I always thought that I’d be Shadow Weaver”

[@Average_Cashier_Worker]

That totally was the newer she-ra reference

[@XxEmpty_EscapexX693]

Lol

[@rainpigeon]

Pffft

[@randomdudeonyoutube3504]

"Once upon a time I thought I'd always be Shadow Weaver."
"Answering her crimes I thought I'd always be fighting a beaver."

[@Kyrou0]

@@randomdudeonyoutube3504 Warrior cats.

[@0mega717]

Peridot: “How did you survive being hit by that thing, Steven?”
Steven: “I-I think I didn’t.”
Lapis: **celebrates as she prepares the headstone**

[@angelmatiastorres]

Bruh

[@jayrodricks6823]

"I'm sorry for your marriage"

[@Whispernyan]

"If you told me this I never would have come to Earth" had me dying

[@lalathecat3599]

It has me *wheezing*

[@MatiNuva1724]

@@lalathecat3599 it had me koffing

[@powerflatscreenuniverse1137]

I don't know why 3:04 "I cried *ALL* the tears" got me so bad! 😂

[@Bowling4986]

"Once upon a time I'm going to kill you!"

[@forestbigornia805]

😂😂😂

[@krztvl_v2]

-How's the future look, Garnet? Do we all stay just like this forever?
-oUiiii
That killed me

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

HAHAA

[@DELETED_4CC0UNT]

-oUiiii
Sont les gemmes de cristal

[@xanstergames]

« Oui. »
- Grenat des Gemmes de Cristal

[@THATS_ALLFOLKS]

*oui.*

[@The_Viridian]

When there’s 30 seconds left and we’re not even halfway through the movie

[@Sonicgamer-bf6zg]

The legend has return and also call the police

[@Anthony-qd8xt]

3:01

[@angelinadesilvia8467]

3:04 once upon a time I cry
A L L T H E T E A R S !

[@thefool2896]

4:34
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE WAY BISMUTH LAUGHS

[@anabellr.maldonado367]

Oh my gosh dude me too

[@Peridot5xg]

*[Oh my good stars... what did i just witnessed!?]*

[@MiaG0re]

Art my friend, it is true art

[@MiaG0re]

@Ruby [Eyeball] *IN HELL REEEEEEEEEE ,HEY EYEBALL *

[@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes]

*[Where were our noses?]*

[@gapevinenerd]

0:48 NO WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO REALIZE IT WASN’T HIS ACTUAL VOICE??
I WATCH AVATAR AND I DIDN’T EVERN REALIZE-

[@sugarrnspiicee]

3:57 me when I sing on zoom and I realize that my mic’s on

[@dead_channe1]

😳 saaame

[@rosykindbunny1313]

That happened to me. This is completely accurate.

[@adriagordon342]

Lol 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

The accuracy hurts

[@ironzzzanimation1106]

2:17: once upon a time I thought I'd always fight my mother till I began to battle elis everyday

[@kingkenri_rec]

Eel

[@katiaferreira1573]

Eel

[@axelnilsson5124]

Lmfao

[@junedisalad7311]

That look like wormy boi

[@cdjo0351]

EEL

[@rainbow_flare_]

Garnet: 🎶it’s the trueeee it’s the trueee kind of..🎶
Me: BASS!!!!

[@robloxman4683]

3:52 N U N *visible monstrocity-

[@just.Harley]

Honestly the song the diamonds sing at the beginning is a BOP

[@alexbees]

New video:
*gasp
*Continues
*Passes out
*Wakes up and watches

[@MiaG0re]

Lol🐇

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

@@MiaG0re YOU AGAIN-

[@rosegold6250]

I think I speak for everyone when I say we all really needed this. Thank you so much😭

[@lazuliartz9008]

*”Once apon a time I thought I’d always fight my mother, until I began to battle eels everyday!”*

[@THATS_ALLFOLKS]

eel

[@pissephone_asselline_girls]

CN: Look how amazing this movie is, with all the songs, lovely backstory, and some new characters!
SU community: neck. NECK!!!

[@slaybutton1692]

Love how she came back, posted a few videos and then vanished again.
That's actually really iconic

[@delltrees9283]

✨Our god has returned✨

[@shai.p]

✨Goddess✨

[@MatiNuva1724]

I love how Peridot, Bismuth and Lapis are just telling jokes and are threatening to kill eachother

[@gastrodonenjoyer999]

"once upon a time I cried all the tears"
why is our queen watching my reaction to seeing that a new ytp is out ?

[@CyanicCore]

To the garden we go!

[@gemmac1937]

I've been waiting here for years...

[@angelinadesilvia8467]

3:11 B A S S

[@Bruce_shark-08]

Spinel: That's right i eat her other friends
Steven: once upon a time i thought id always fight my mother till i begin to battle an eel every day
Also scoop universe did you know that your ytps are the best things ever created?

[@uno9971]

“STEVEN IS THE WORST!”
“once upon a time...” *UNDERTALE INTENSIFIES*
“Giving up her form for a half-human despair”
“Steven DIED. YAAAAAY!”
“Once upon a time I thought I’d always be shadow weaver”
“Once upon a time I thought I’d always fight my mother”
“Once upon a time IM GOING TO KILL YOU”
“That’s right I ate you’re other friends”
**INSANE PEARL NOISES**
“IM TRYING TO KILL YOU”
“Happily ever after ends”
“It’s the true kind of violence”

[@Randomperson-og1hi]

1:28 Not gonna lie
This part always got me 💀

[@OzCroc]

2:23 I guess he hates snakes and eels

[@gabriel_gxz89]

4:38 I’m still on the fence 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@prizmarvalschi1319]

4:31
I love this omfg

[@Puzzledmusel86]

White Diamond do be havin that maximum drip with those Sandels ☠️☠️

[@kvsV2]

Our kween has returned with a YTP

[@thebiggestchungus9615]

IM LIGIT DEAD AT THE SHADOW WEVER
IM DIEING
IM DEAD
IM DEAD ROSE QUARTS

[@tawniajames5696]

XD

[@GREENTEA-AESTHETIC]

"pearl finally have a chance to go in space"

[@norauniverseindia3161]

2:03 book's page would be teared if she does that in real

[@wurtknurte7283]

"If you told me this, I would have never came to Earth."

[@wren9083]

I was so happy to get this notif-your videos are always great-quality and hilarious!

[@rosegold6250]

We really missed you mate I’ve been a long time fan of your channel. Glad you’re doing ok :)

[@that_quiet_kid]

I SWEAR I CAN'T WITH THE PAC-MAN PART, JUST CAN'T

[@IRZ0327]

*Steven, are you alright? And are your friends alright too...?*
-White Diamond

[@riss6598]

YES STEVEN YTPS ARE STILL BEING MADE THANK THE STARS

[@TheApoke]

This is really well edited!

[@user-nk3bt1qu7m]

1:28 “Yay” got me 😂

[@noelnightmare1858]

YAY YOUR BACK!!

[@nick0911]

I know that I'm late, but...
"Pink conquered Homeworld"
That killed me-

[@mrudulareddyb]

3:57
*OH GOD-*

[@robloxiannoifk215]

ITS BEEN 10 MONTHS. DONT LEAVE US IN THE GARDEN AGAIN

[@volhasargsyan4665]

I like how the book started with the 4 elements

[@axelnilsson5124]

“Only pink diamond, master of silliness, could stop them. But when homeworld needed her most, she vanished.”

[@shootingstar175]

Also "where are our noses" 🤣

[@riss6598]

WE NEED ANOTHER SCOOP UNIVERSE VIDEO JKSDFHSKJ

[@toothpaste8785]

Holy crap you’re back! I’m not even as huge an SU fan anymore but I’m still glad to see this channel posting

[@aiiiia9971]

You're YTP game is top teir 😂 had me wheezing from start to finish

[@michellegilhart]

I’ve been waiting for your return my queen, here is your crown 👑

[@boredvideos5616]

you're so modest saying we don't like your vids and proceed to send this masterpiece. good job lol

[@norauniverseindia3161]

2:45 that wire is not that long to travel till space

[@icecreamcake5329]

Till I began to battle an eel EVERYDAY! 🤣

[@MaltoseMatt]

Great work as always, my -king- queen.

[@Ocide_GD]

1 year and lapis is still on the fence 😎

[@Enteringdullsville]

“And there I was, a bundle of-”
“BASS.”

[@flarethecharizard648]

“EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS’

[@MekhiMitchell5410]

When I'm trying to take a shower and forget about the sad ending then I see this lol

[@TriLorix]

please come back scoop, we all miss you and your content always made me laugh. you helped me overcome my saddest moments with your silly videos and its sad to look back on this, please make a return for us.

[@HaphazardousSpace]

I know this is old but damn. "Till I began to battle an eel every day" killed me. Funniest part of the entire video, and that's a high bar.
Pearl jumping was also hilarious. So was the moment with the gun. (also Once Upon A Time from UNDERTALE was nice)

[@dead_channe1]

First OMG SCOOP UNIVERSE I'm so happy to see you back! 😁

[@mr.waffles710]

Why thi

[@WTCR459]

Blue shell

[@dead_channe1]

@@WTCR459 wat?

[@williamneil6208]

For some reason the “fighting my mom” part got me rolling and laughing on the bed

[@staniel2977]

I'm only halfway through and this is your best one yet.

[@vrscikav1611]

i was in a really bad place and this cheered me up a ton. thank you for making this and i hope you have a great day/life/etc :P

[@nickyblackburn2356]

Nice work, this made me feel better. My depression as been shitty latly

[@peepeesuck2]

It’s hard to find a good ytp and here we are

[@kjfilms784]

in the future

[@MidTheMasked]

Yessss undertale music at the beginning and for cursed spinel

[@Patrick_Star69498]

Finally I've been waiting for a
Scoop ytp for ages

[@streetspir]

YOU ARENT DEAD!

[@Atlas_da_ankle]

2:48 legend says she’s still flying to this day bro that faint FaNtAsY tho

[@tawniajames5696]

3:00

[@KrebdorthTheWise]

THE KING IS BACK

[@omarkhalili6948]

“If you told me this I never would have came to earth” garnet 2021

[@Apple_Bapple]

4:50 this had me dead

[@corruptedpixelz]

I read title in tone like it sung in "Let us adore you"
Sorry, uncapable of spell RN

[@williammcvay6898]

the legend returns

[@LifeOfBrother5000]

First! Also yes you're back!!!

[@MissiGNO000]

I'm very glad people are still making su ytp

[@funchocolatepanda]

When 3:52
i heard spinel say "LOL" and when 4:16 pearl said all pearls don't know each other steven.

[@kingkenri_rec]

“Battle eel everyday!”

[@pringlerss]

These make me laugh more than I have in a long time

[@Simp_King0]

"To her half human *DESPAIR* . "

[@Aduck_Quonck]

Sometimes I forget just how long a year can feel

[@angelinadesilvia8467]

0:09 "Steven is the worst" lol

[@nbspacecat]

you will always be the master of ytp and the best at su memes

[@HomestarYoshi]

Oh man. Now THIS is nostalgic on a number of levels.

[@tyrkiooo2927]

White: "Steven
everyone wants to kill"
Blue and Yellow: "Everyone wants to kill"
All: "Steven!"

[@randomrae4140]

THAT WAS AMAZING

[@VeryRandomChannel]

*OMG YOUR BACK!!!!!*

2:30 What! Pearl plays a guitar-stringed 🅱️ASS? That's Illegal! 2:34

[@Neisan04]

Yeah you is back :0

[@puddingissleepy]

OH MY GOD YOURE BACK I MISSED YOU SO MUCH 🤩🤩🤩