Pearl: "Food is so disgusting! (etc)" "I _do_ like pie!" "We only fuse for deadly situations!" *fuses to make Greg jealous* Jasper: "Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger" "Lapis! Fuse with me!"
Pearl: "This place is too violent!" *goes on to do a bunch of violent shit before and after that episode* and I just love Pearl's hypocrisy in Coach Steven and Cry for Help.
Wall being punched/weight of entire person dropping = _soft thump_ Ruby and Sapphire hugging = **CRUNCH** I don't know why, but that's just so great to me. I love what everyone else loves, too (i.e., "Touch that!", "I think you're able...", "STOP SINGING!!", "Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak Gems stronger!", "Lapis, do it." And of course, the bees.), but I haven't seen anyone point this out for whatever reason. So I figured I'd do it.
*_JASPER IS WEAK CONFIRMED_* *Theory time:* What if Jasper does consider herself weak, and this is just the crewniverse's clever way of foreshadowing it. It's a strech but...
Lol I died I laughter when pearl was at the console 😂😂😂😂 lol I literally started chocking "probably shouldn't have had candy in my mouth while watching this lol"
"Touch that! You clods know what you're doing!" I wanted to do that in a ytp too XD "Yyyyyou're GARNET!" Yes she is, Stets. "BOOBY!" Sapphire wants Ruby's nonexistent boobs. "This is who we are..." "Stop singing!" I think that should've happened in the episode! XD
Ever since I first watched this video, I've started replacing "Oh, great." in my vocabulary with "Oh, Greg." At this point I don't know how to stop or when I last genuinely said "Oh, great." ...
I never noticed the face on the hotdog at the beginning! These are definitely some of the most well put together YTPs out there, so much extra stuff you can go back and see by rewatching
+Food for chew Yes, it is. It's not as popular as ships like Lapidot and Amedot though. And there's probably no chances of it ever being canon, but I proudly ship it anyway(I ship a lot of pairings on SU but this and JamieXLapis are my favorites,).
+Chameleo Cam I know, that's why it's called a crack ship, and who knows, maybe they'll meet someday. Also, I know I'm not the only one who ships Grasper because there are a few blogs on Tumblr that I follow that ship Grasper.
I don't like Steven Universe anymore but these videos still make me cackle. You're a god, Stets. And to be honest, "Made of Love" is still a fucking jam.
![[YTP] Stets Fights Colin Firth on TV](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SNwtyv-nVVk/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] Stets Fights Colin Firth on TV](/img/tr.png)
![[YTP] Stets at the Gallery](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cpWlh1B6RIQ/mqdefault.jpg)
"I fucking love bees"
Hahaha, that gets me everytime
Same
+MusicalSoul I thought garnet said : I'm fucking lime bees
Ghizie Ghebru That's Rebecca Sugar not Estelle
?
Ghizie Ghebru The singer is Rebecca Sugar not Estelle, understand now?
2:01 I just realized Pearl is OPERAting the ship
WORD PLAY FOR DAYZZZZZZZ
[insert me hacking like a dog in joy]
ships amedot xD
Pastelaine Studio
Ships SonTails
k.
what song is she singing exactly?
Steven: Meme!
Lapis: *turns away from him sadly*
I lost it at are you amethyst , of course
personally i liked the subtle joke about loud bangs being turned into little bump noises
***** She doesn't like memes. Too bad.
***** me
Rare footage of my family disowning me
Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able!
*Catches Garnet and throws her to the floor*
Shit! I think you're able.
i died
i wanna like but it's 111 likes xD
"shit"
Fire and booby are two lesbians in an overcoat
+Haunters Gaming, reviews and more armrest is purple
600billionlazer Amethyst and Booby
Not gonna lie to u this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read with my own two eyes
Trying to sneak into an r-rated movie
@@aviet8520 armrest.
lapis do it. do it lapis
😂
Yikes.
I fluffing looove bees.
Original song: And the stronger than you
Me: And the f*cking than you
"touch that! you clods know what you're doing!"
I donno why I laughed so hard
They're really competent
Lol
Who else died at "this is ham"
I was just about to comment that
Really?
Yes XD
Me me
Me XD
Pearl: "Food is so disgusting! (etc)"
"I _do_ like pie!"
"We only fuse for deadly situations!"
*fuses to make Greg jealous*
Jasper: "Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger"
"Lapis! Fuse with me!"
XD
X'D
+emeraldshy porl is jesper confirmed
For Pearl, there is a reason: She enjoys MAKING a pie, not eating it. But Jasper.. Pure hypocrisy.
Pearl: "This place is too violent!"
*goes on to do a bunch of violent shit before and after that episode*
and I just love Pearl's hypocrisy in Coach Steven and Cry for Help.
"i fucking love bees"
this part killed me.
Still Cleaning Up Your Shit same
Amethyst: You got this, Pearl!
Pearl: Shit
*Starts opera singing*
Stress opera™️
SING MY ANGEL OF MUSIC! Theater nerds will get that reference
StephInTime not a theater nerd but I get it:)
Omg that was very funny
@@stephintime6609 SING FOR MEEEEEE
(I LOVE ERIK)
Stets : Lapis, I can get you out!
Lapis: Stop!
Stets: Ok! *literally runs backwards to stop helping lapis*
Me: Death by laughter XD
If you think you can stop me you need to stop.
we cant leave yet!! the whole point of coming here was to leave.
THIS IS JUST GREAT
THIS IS JUST GREAT
THIS IS JUST FREAKING PERFECT
THIS IS
gay ( ,_,)
this is ham
_FIIIRRREEEE_
is it "this is gay"? I thought it was "bae" Lmao
I FuCKING LOVE BEES.
this is patrick
What i have learned in this: Amethyst + Booby = Lapis
Mike Todd Alternatively, Amethyst + Booby = Steven = Jasper = Lapis
Also, Amethyst = Garnet
So Amethyst/Garnet + Booby = Jasper = Steven = Lapis.
Mike Todd Math is fun
Iwant john cena and lapis lazuli
Wall being punched/weight of entire person dropping = _soft thump_
Ruby and Sapphire hugging = **CRUNCH**
I don't know why, but that's just so great to me. I love what everyone else loves, too (i.e., "Touch that!", "I think you're able...", "STOP SINGING!!", "Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak Gems stronger!", "Lapis, do it." And of course, the bees.), but I haven't seen anyone point this out for whatever reason. So I figured I'd do it.
"Lapis I can get you out!"
"stop!"
"Ok"
(moonruns away)
Haha
heheheh... "moonruns"
MrN0whereMan Meme!
MrN0whereMan Meme!
MrN0whereMan Yeah, thanks for repeating what's said in the video, but we all watched it.
Jasper: STOP SINGING
Garnet: *laughs* "no"
That part makes me laugh really hard
"this is jasper"
i fucking love bees
-Rebecca sugar 2k15
+sleepyfruit LOL THE END THOUGH
I dieing of laughter...
That ending= priceless!
lel
+sleepyfruit Yes
"Did they hurt you?" "No, no, I'm okay." "WHO CARES!" "I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS"
Focking brilliant, eh
Jasper: lapis listen FUSE WITH ME!
Lapis: What?
Jasper: *Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger*
I deid at that part 😂
Died*
*_JASPER IS WEAK CONFIRMED_*
*Theory time:* What if Jasper does consider herself weak, and this is just the crewniverse's clever way of foreshadowing it. It's a strech but...
+Didvax I like the way you think. I'm sure she'll get some kind of character development in future episodes.
Let's hope so,journey hartung.
Oh Greg, Cheep Cheep QUIZINGING
No
Wallums lol
Anytime I want to make my brother laugh I quote that
Wallums IM WHEEZING 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is who we are
this ham!
And if you think you can stop me then you need to stop.
this ship is going DOWN!!
go ahead and try to hit me if your able. shit. i think your able.
STAHP SINGING
Ratchet-Mamma At the end......I faking love bees c:
Garnet: "Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able-"
*gets hit*
Garnet: "Shit... I think you're able."
"Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able"
*Gets slammed into the fucking GROUND*
"...I think you're able."
ˢʰᶦᵗ
ProfessorPanda YAS!
I fucking love bees...
*Pearl puts her hands in the ships controls and starts singing*
"Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able."
*Crunch*
"Shit."
"I think you're able."
Oh God i almost died when Sapphire sungs like "aaaaaaaaah" xD
Lol, me too!! :D
Everything in this video made me laugh my head off!! :D
XD
+Peridot The Homeworld Gem hero. I come from smg4 😂
Ikrr
what is that audio from
the whole point of coming here was to leave
Lapis, do it.
Do it, Lapis.
Duckie bee meme:
I FUCKING LOVE BEES
JUST DO IT
*flexes*
DO IT! JUST DO IT!
+Duckie bee Steven was in on Lapis' plan to drag Jasper into the sea.
Favorite parts: 1:39
"Oh, Greg. Cheepcheep! QuitsINGING! Hahaha...no."
"This is who we are... (STOP SINGING!) This is HAM!"
Garnet: This is who we are...
Jasper: STOP SINGING!
That made me crack up xD
this is ham
lol xD
Ann Christine Bay ME TOO. :D
Was wondering if no one got that.
+Sapphire SO YOU WERE THE ONE TO SAY THIS IS HAM I KNEW IT
I fucking love bees
1:14 "Booby!" OMG I LMAO'D
1:13
"We can't leave yet! The whole point of coming was to leave!
Watched 'em all. What can I say? These are masterful poops. The kind of poops that make me glad that poops exist. You are a poopmaster.
+Kiruklee "Poopmaster" looks great on a resume
Stets Uninu is a youtube toilet
+Nafiahmad rohman
(A golden one)
+Stets Uninu NAME: Stets Uninu OCCUPATION: Internet Excretion Master EXPERIENCE: ???
He's a poopsmith.
rebecca: i fucking love bees
Me: obviously because they do the same thing you do to our feels, sting.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
LeafMeadow OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MARRY ME
Let'sGo2Space xD
Oh, snap!
That's a good one!
sollux sang that ending
Anyone else notice the hotdog has a face after Steven eats it?
yea I think it's ruby's
Shit
OOooOoOoOoOooO
+Munchies you made my day thank you
yooa
Hearing Rebecca Sugar sing "I fucking love bees" is the highlight of my entire life.
2:01
i damn near screamed i love phantom of the opera help me
What's the song's name
_Meme_
_I fucking love bees_
omg
My favorite part of this whole video 😂😂😂
+Lαριѕ Lαzυℓι (кαѕѕι) LOL THE END THOUGH
+Kira Moonlight bees actually are bugs..
+Lαριѕ Lαzυℓι (кαѕѕι) how do you italicize on youtube? I know how to *bold* and -slash-
"did they hurt you?"
"no, no, i'm okay."
"who cares?!"
"i- DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!"
2:04 I died of laughter when I heard STOP SINGING in the background XD
This is ham
TheCrapInTheHat For me it was the crash noises when garnet got smashed into the ground
Me too, :D
Me too
Lol I died I laughter when pearl was at the console 😂😂😂😂 lol I literally started chocking "probably shouldn't have had candy in my mouth while watching this lol"
"Touch that! You clods know what you're doing!"
I wanted to do that in a ytp too XD
"Yyyyyou're GARNET!"
Yes she is, Stets.
"BOOBY!"
Sapphire wants Ruby's nonexistent boobs.
"This is who we are..."
"Stop singing!"
I think that should've happened in the episode! XD
You mean Amethyst/Garnet wants her nonexistent boobs.
+Stream The Shapeshifting Fox
Amenet
Garthyst
One of those two
+Jeffrey Stanley Sugilite?
CJCroen1393 Sugilite was never mentioned in this YTP
Jeffrey Stanley
I know, I just figured it would be the logical conclusion to mention her when talking about a combination of Amethyst and Garnet.
"This is gay."
Says Ruby, the gay angry space rock.
"Ah, Greg. Cheep cheep, quizinging!"
-Jasper, 2015
After "Keystone Motel" the "Fire!" part makes a lot more sense now. LOL
Brandon00151 I guess I have future vision, then
MY GOD SHE SUMMONED FIRE OUT OF NOWHERE TO BURN PEOPLE
Brandon00151 I just laugh at Jasper being a hypocrite.
Jasper: Cheepcheep! QUISINGING!!!
*music starts up
Garnet: hehehehe...no
I love jasper, for one quote STOP SINGING!
chub scout ruby singing Heyeyayayaya I need a ten hour version
Did you mean Bluby
**Gay gasp**
Wow. Just when i thought this couldn't have gotten better, you decide to add subtitles.
LAPIS DO IT
DO IT LAPIS
+The Childish Idiot (Malachite happens)
...Yikes. *adjusts visor*
XD
I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT THE END OMFG
"i fucking love bees" same
"I fucking love bees"
"FIRE!"
"Booby..."
"Cheep cheep - QUIT SINGING!"
"Haha, no."
Holly Boreham "Oh, Grerg"
It's Greg
Jaycee Law Previous YTP confirms the identity of Grerg. He joined the marching band. Marty was his mom. And Steven's mother.
+Holly Boreham *loud smack noise when they hug*
“YOURE A FUSION!?”
“no, i’m steven!”
Ever since I first watched this video, I've started replacing "Oh, great." in my vocabulary with "Oh, Greg."
At this point I don't know how to stop or when I last genuinely said "Oh, great." ...
thats exactly the kind of legacy i hope to have
I lost it at the ending
“If you think you can stop me you need to stop.”
Literally me when someone tries to tell me not to do something.
if you think you can stop me you need to Stop
i'm crying i love this is my favorite ytp of all time and i can't stop laughing AND it's captioned??? p e r f e c t v i d e o
thank you so much!! I'm so glad that people are getting use out of the captions
"*gay gasp*"
better than the other yep cause about 75% of them just rewinds footage or making the screens go dark but this channel is thoughtful and talented
It's been years and I still cackle at
"Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able--" **gets hit** "Shit. I think you're able"
Start of "Stronger Than You"
This is JASPER.
No one:
Rebecca Sugar: I f*cking love bees 2:43
R: did they hurt you?
S: no-
R: WHO CARES
S: I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS
“cheep cheep, QUIT SINGING”
“You got this pearl! shit.”
“OH MY GOSH, I CANT BELIEVE YOURE LAPIS!”
* I fucking looove bees *
What I've collected: Jasper hates singing/ Garnet loves ham.
+blackshrapnel
And the Sugar woman fucking *_LOVES_* bees
Peridot: TOUCH THAT
YOU CLODS KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING!!
Pearl: Shit
*Proceeds to sing opera music*
the very quiet and peaceful "i fuck-ing loove bees." at the end is making me cRY
There needs to be an extended version of "I fucking love bees"
"I fucking love bees"
I love that part 😂😂
STOP SINGING
I don't know how, but it's so hilarious hearing "STOP SINGING!!" repeated in the background while Garnet sings
I know, I laugh so hard at that. 😂
Yes X'D
When sapphire said :
*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
I felt that
I never even considered that "Sapphire" ends in "fire."
"Get back to the bridge and stop singing!"
"i guess were already here, i guess we already know-"
this is just f*** perfect
-ruby 2015
If you think you can stop me, than you need to stop. XD
That smug Peridot face needs to be a gif.
"Booby!" *crunch*
lmaooooo
AH my favorite gems - Fire and Booby
I never noticed the face on the hotdog at the beginning! These are definitely some of the most well put together YTPs out there, so much extra stuff you can go back and see by rewatching
Lmao the fact that ruby was in the middle of the fire makes so much sense
Probably she was the one that made the fire
Jasper: Oh Greg
Me, a Grasper fan: Well well well, what do we have here?
Is grasper a thing?
+Food for chew Yes, it is. It's not as popular as ships like Lapidot and Amedot though. And there's probably no chances of it ever being canon, but I proudly ship it anyway(I ship a lot of pairings on SU but this and JamieXLapis are my favorites,).
+Supermariogirlz lapidot sounds like a water proof computer lol 😄
+Chameleo Cam I know, that's why it's called a crack ship, and who knows, maybe they'll meet someday. Also, I know I'm not the only one who ships Grasper because there are a few blogs on Tumblr that I follow that ship Grasper.
+Aylin Berumen ikr
These are hilarious. you must not stop.
I rewatched this so much when I was younger that when I rewatch the show on occasion the ytp version is stuck in my head when I get to this episode.
Garnet points to herself: this is *JaSpEr*
The quick cut off of voices are so funny XD I love it
I don't like Steven Universe anymore but these videos still make me cackle. You're a god, Stets.
And to be honest, "Made of Love" is still a fucking jam.
It’s been 6 years and I finally understand the reference at the beginning because I finally watched that fresh prince youtube poop.
"this is who we aaaaare..."
(STOP SINGING)
Sapphire, singing beautifully: aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
GOD this still makes me laugh hysterically
Alternate Title: Stets doesn't know who anyone is
We can't leave yet! the whole point of coming here was to leave!
THE ENDING-
I fuACking lUV Bees
I fucking love bees.
“Quit singing!”
“Hehehehe...”
“no”
7 years and I fucking love bees still gets me every time
The pearltom of the opral
Garnet: This who we are
Jasper (in background): Stop singing
1:46 MOM GET THE CAMERA
Jasper:
Sheep Sheep.
Quizinging!
We're all going to hell for this hahaha