Steven Jewniverse Twoniverse

The Jewniverse expands.
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Watch the first Steven Jewniverse here: • Steven Jewniverse
Watch the third Steven Jewniverse here: • Steven Jewniverse 3: T...
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Source list
Tons of Steven Universe episodes
Teletubbies Intro
Deana Carter - Strawberry Wine
The ending music from Toy Story for Sega Genesis
Ralph Egg
Crying baby: • Video
Some sound effects from SSBM
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The critics are raving!
"I asked you not to credit me."
-Ralph Egg
"My husband doesn't want to be associated with your disgusting video. Please remove his name from the credits."
-Lynda Egg
"my daddy lost his job because of this video and now we live on the street"
-Shelly Egg
"Remove Mr. Egg's name from your video or we will be forced to take legal action."
-Donald Eggstein
""i like that purple bbw chick"
-8w9hf89hw
"lol the fat kid say bich"
-teddy22
"this show is so dang lame not even dangkike can make it funny I don't even like this show so others shouldn't either its a dang tumblr show socialsjw warrior dang"
-Not Tumblr
"haha oh ya wow REAL funny shitlandlord haha making fun of the jews is so funny lmao u fucking dangfaced racist sexist janglewit check out your freaking privledge you clambaby neckbearded dragon"
-Tumblr
"Hey, my name's Ted. I really enjoyed your video because I thought it was funny. Thanks."
-Andrew
"Hey, my name's RADIOJONES. I really enjoyed your video because I thought it was funny. Thanks."
-Andrew
"Removed - Inappropriate"
-/r/stevenuniverse
"this is extremely ok"
-troubl3gum

[@ursaorigin2931]

i a c c i d e n t l y s h i t m y s e l f

[@user-xf8tl5nm7z]

I A c c i d e n t l y S h i t M y s e l f

[@BlackWerewolf27]

I A C C I D E N T A L L Y S H I T M Y S E L F

[@user-xf8tl5nm7z]

I K i s s e d M y s e l f

[@cringepotato8790]

and Chris-Chan

[@YvanHD]

N

[@TheLivingTombstone]

Ralph Egg for president

[@jessestone7093]

I find you on the strangest videos.

[@mangletheglitteryfox2953]

Oh god... *curls up in a ball then falls over on my side*

[@Ambipie]

Thanks for bringing me here.

[@djx7661]

weird and funny

[@spicymoma8317]

***** Google translates what you said to "In so hard"

[@LeafMusician]

God I hate how I laughed at the baby being hit

[@iceboy5254]

I laughed so hard!! I know im going to hell for this!!

[@stitchedmitch]

It's from the Teletubbies.

[@rickybizzaro3966]

Same

[@puffycatgirl9768]

I laughed like an idiot at it

[@jellybrown]

I feel so ashamed

[@WildSableye]

All I wish is that it's called "Threeven Jewniverse".

[@WiselyCommaBaby]

Bill Suffocated you didit

[@alexangelkitten433]

he did lol

[@thingtalope571]

It's a saphire!

[@jackgreentheweirdonce-ler969]

Your wish and dream has came true 😌👍

[@DrunkGnu]

wish it was called the final chamber

[@DrHotelMario]

Steven's dad is pretty fucking flexible

[@332211ggGHGFF]

Good job Steven. - Garnet
NO BODY LIKES YOU BITCH!
- Steven
2413

[@TheLightningStalker]

DrHotelMario He had 2 of his ribs removed.

[@dylangonzalez7862]

Literally, "fucking" flexible! xD

[@dylanfulcher5134]

DAD YOUR EMBARRISING ME.

[@deffdefying4803]

DrHotelMario "Wow Dad"

[@skysands2008]

He touched himself in a way that made him feel uncomfortable.

[@h0lly_blue]

That's no good

[@SnailVoid]

First, you say "no"! Then ya get outta there!

[@2011supergamer]

i remember a very old YTP that sentence mixed it to "if touch yourself in a place that makes you cum, that's good."

[@dragonheart81vids]

I hid myself while I had to repair myself.

[@332211ggGHGFF]

only Robotic is allowed to touch your PINGAS
lol XD

[@Daria-Morgendorffer]

That ending was so disturbing, I love it xD

[@theevilvoice2676]

I changed my mind. Undertale is medium quality.

[@djbonn3490]

I LAUGHED SO HARD BUT HAD TO BE QUIET TO NOT WAKE ANYONE

[@quirkyusername1093]

My mom questions my sense of humor

[@shadowarro9426]

@@quirkyusername1093 Same

[@aaronbradley430]

@@quirkyusername1093 same

[@nevertoocoldforicecream3381]

ＢＵＴ ＷＨat are ʷᵉ ᵍᵒᶦᶰᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ

[@hamzaal-izawi9242]

Hershey ツ we can handle this

[@Buboltz]

@@hamzaal-izawi9242 Steven, heut!
Ah!

[@crybabyblxssxd]

Lol

[@ages_dot_mp4]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ [dies]

[@WatchdogGoon]

A haiku for Krobo:
Steven Universe
The boy who kissed himself
Like father, like son

[@1234554321shart]

This comment is underated

[@Electrk]

Watchdog Goon
"The boy who kissed himself"
That's six syllables, not seven

[@Horaq]

Electrk A haiku doesn't HAVE to be exact. It's a form of poetry and all poetry can take a few detours from rules. It's not really strict, it's just generally around there. If you miss one syllable, it doesn't really matter.

[@Electrk]

Horaquankiller404
It's a poem, but it's not a haiku

[@Horaq]

You could still call it a haiku. The rules aren't that strict and when it comes to art, rules aren't really enforced. They're just general guidelines.

[@p4tworld]

How in the hell does someone come up with all this shit? It's amazing to say the least.

[@WARRIORofHARDCORE]

Poops4theWorld you aren't that bad

[@NyQuilDonut]

WARRIORofHARDCORE Back handed compliment of the week!

[@KoaAbyss]

Poops4theWorld The same way you make your awesome ytps, it seems :P

[@332211ggGHGFF]

Lots of time, inspiration, and dedication to pooping :)

[@magnified111]

Poops4theWorld Dikekike has to be in the top 5 inspirations for all poopers, right up with OrpheusFTW, DurhamrockerZ, JJagwire, and the like. You however are now in the pantheon of the pooper gods. Bask in the glory.

[@theroastduck7464]

0:57 the look of worry on Pearl's face when Steven says he accidentally sh*t himself 😂👏

[@Darkwizzrobe]

I like the fact that one of the Stevens has Pearl's face and is also giving him the same look.

[@skullton3292]

And then the look of disgust on her face after that XD

[@ootfan7882]

@@skullton3292 lmfao

[@dubbie27]

"what is that thing doing here?"
"AHHH! BITCH!
my favorite part

[@aaronbradley430]

Same

[@TheRealCCall]

“Where were you?”
“Eating shit.”

[@mr.cardble135]

yOU NEED To sop swaertnhg (bad grammer)

[@JustChris..]

0:17

[@Ki11er3combo]

I feel bad because I laughed when the baby cried.

[@Ki11er3combo]

we both don't have a soul

[@Ki11er3combo]

o3o

[@Wolfbane8]

Killer3rcombo That sun baby was creepy, so it was probably dangerous

[@Ki11er3combo]

Which means it was ok for us to laugh?

[@Wolfbane8]

I ain't sayin' yeah, and I ain't sayin' no lol

[@hermaeus_jackson]

Got me giggling like a bitch at the Teletubbies baby.

[@triton62674]

***** MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

[@FieldMarshalYT]

***** MeeM help me doktor!!

[@sanfully22]

***** Steven kills sun babies

[@asterdel178]

Me too

[@forgettablename6436]

Lololololol

[@GoodPictures98]

The ending killed me xD

[@LynnYuko]

When he said "bitch" it didn't sound like it was edited, it sounded like he actually said it.

[@ImFangzBro]

Steven, and Chris Chan, and Satan, and Mustard, and the Stevens... and Steven! Best band ever.

[@mastermadmark2676]

Yes it is :D

[@332211ggGHGFF]

After Steven shat his pants - Pearl wouldn't stop looking at him and then the Steven with the exact same face as pearl appeared and BOTH stared at the Steven who shat his pants XD

[@ImFangzBro]

332211ggGHGFF But it wasn't just that Steven who shat himself, it was Steven, and Chris Chan, and Satan, and Mustard, and the Stevens, and Steven, who kissed himself.

[@Lolwutburger_LWB]

Kibchi Redanlae Nah, Chris Chan "parodies" other songs.

[@ImFangzBro]

Lolwutburger That's why he has no creative input in the songwriting, he's just a guitarist.

[@noisepuppet]

Wow, Dad

[@skillzthatkillz117]

noisepuppet noisepuppet! your a dikekike fan tooo?

[@magnified111]

YUMMY MUFFINZ If you like poops, you automatically like Dikekike, it is a prerequisite

[@MMMM-vq1yr]

If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs.

[@kellyfulmen6046]

0:22 _The fact that Steven's voice gets progressively gets fainter while his face shrinks into itself never fails to kill me_

[@JustChris..]

0:24

[@mewgami]

I accidently shit myself
Steven
And Chris-chan
And Satan
And mustard
And the Stevens

[@dirtydan4051]

AND STEVEN! I kissed myself

[@RabaBoem]

+Killer Keemstar **star**

[@Darkshark1829]

I'm surprised there wasn't an "& Knuckles" on there.

[@zangelflythefirst6323]

I DIED AT THAT PART XD

[@xitakeglumberriesx9943]

creamy mami AND STEVEN

[@Jestrath]

I love the part where the baby sun laughs, cries then explodes.

[@gillylu_]

It killed me😂

[@deffdefying4803]

Darkslayer Ryuu The part within that part that ended my life was when the volume lowered just before the explosion XD

[@RainAngel111]

That last part XD

[@Eleven-Eyes]

we've all had that moment with our father

[@justkorbii3180]

Same pfp's

[@cattio]

The editing was... Just perfect.

[@thegreatstopmotioneer6321]

RainAngel111 ikr

[@chara7595]

Eleven Eyes what no

[@DOOMMARINEUwU]

i laughed too hard at the baby getting hit in the face

[@justanonymous2428]

0:40

[@Ambipie]

*crying gets deeper*

[@ootfan7882]

Success! *Melee Target Smash Complete theme plays*

[@cynicaldepression435]

1:01 I just noticed Pearl's face lol

[@thecianinator]

She's concerned that Steven accidentally shit himself

[@triplehate6759]

She's finishing the song solely out of spite at that point.

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

Did you notice Steven’s face at 0:27 yet?

[@SDChargerFan16]

When will we get Steven Jewniverse Threeniverse?

[@KroboPro]

SDChargerFan16 Hopefully pretty soon. I have a good portion of it done, but there are a few parts that I'm still trying to work out.

[@shuiaf]

SDChargerFan16 its gotta be Threeven Steven Jewniverse though.

[@gamecraft44]

Dikekike/KroboProductions You're fucking gold ;v;

[@felixlemieux8871]

shuiaf More like Steven Jewniverse: Nuts & Bolts

[@8balls122]

SDChargerFan16 when the 7th moon rises to signal the end of worlds....

[@ViiZedek]

Steven and christian and satan and mustard and the stevens and steven....
Wow, that's a lot of people

[@weedy1763]

It definitely is. XD

[@luar5919]

Oh my god stfu... 😐😐😐😐

[@elliot_rat]

chris chan*

[@GFKCEG]

1:19 A reason why Greg is my favorite character

[@ThickSteven]

0:40 I CAN'T!!!!!!!! 😂

[@diosatapatia]

SAME 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shoooooooooooooooooooooooooobi]

Steven?

[@KroboPro]

shoebur rahman Steven.

[@shoooooooooooooooooooooooooobi]

Lmao I’m dumb my B

[@TheSgoul]

its not cool

[@shoooooooooooooooooooooooooobi]

You're not cool

[@onmas909]

+shoebur rahman lol it should feature more of the Stevens

[@AyaneFukumi]

I've watched this about 10 times and 1:26 always kills me

[@greenlover680]

2, 4, 1, 3!
I accidentally shit myself.
Steven and Chris Chan and Satan and Mustard and the Stevens.
And Steven!
*kisses*
I kissed myself.

[@loe-h]

xXLolcoolXx sonic says

[@cotta624]

loelia zod check this out

[@loe-h]

Joseph Cotta hmmmmhmmmmhMMMmm

[@danielvakser9993]

I thought he said "I jizzed my self"

[@notsure6187]

thanks for the lyrics man I couldn't find them online anywhere.

[@R-vj7kd]

This was my first exposure to Chris-chan

[@silver_fengo]

honestly same, I didn't know who that was when I first watched this and was like "lol who even is that" when he appeared on the screen
Teenager me, you didn't want to know.

[@TheHAARPfacility101]

I appreciate the work that goes into these videos.

[@silver_fengo]

1:03 ngl when I first watched this years ago I didn't know who chris chan was and I didn't understand why some random dude named christian was put on the screen I was like "lmao who is that"
I really wish it stayed that way.

[@mattjindrak]

I never got the Chris Chan and Sonichu reference before. But I'm on part 44 of that 59 part documentary about him and I got it now. God help me I got it now...

[@putriscool]

this video is how i first found out about chris chan. thank you for cursing me

[@the_doug_digital]

this comment somehow also aged poorly and it’s been literally one week

[@putriscool]

@@the_doug_digital i will never forgive this video

[@SnailVoid]

If someone tried to fuse with you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's NO GOOD!

[@emmaginative]

this was the first thing I ever saw with Steven Universe - even before I saw a single episode or clip, this was the thing that made me watch the show

[@ShowMeYourUse]

Category: Autos and Vehicles.
Sounds about right.

[@GatlingPea32]

Because the video's a trainwreck...

[@WavePrism]

+Finn Le Human a good trainwreck at that because this video is the best

[@chr_stian]

is it me or does the baby sound like the mlg airhorn before it explodes

[@moved4017]

The baby cry was ADORABLE!

[@moon-cg3qs]

Nobody likes you Bitch!
Isnt that the part you should be squealing about?

[@vwlz8637]

Guys I found satan.

[@xxdeletedfortniteaccountxx3543]

Btw please don't watch it if you haven't watched it yet

[@YesNo-mi8ke]

The Biggest Steven Universe Fan Watch what

[@ashketchum3203]

Ew no his gums where saliva shiny XD

[@fubukiyouracquaintance7639]

*Is it bad to laugh at the baby crying?*

[@azuritegaming5652]

*dafuq why are we talking like this*

[@MyDbzfan9000]

Vegeta ベジータ *hehe*

[@fishy_png]

+Bulma ブリーフ *yes and its also bad to talk like this for attention*

[@Cupcakeluver0204]

I laughed so hard at that

[@julianaaa3190]

+Noblecore oh stfu

[@ChrisNicholas1]

Well, I think it's time to call it KoboProductions is dead.
R.I.P.
Dikeike
2011-2015
As in my witness, there's no hard feelings, guys. He's not uploading and more videos for 7 months.

[@juice_stain]

+Chris Nicholas say it isn't so :(

[@joweechao]

BRING HIM BACK

[@Blaqandbloo22]

+joweechao bring him back BRING HIM BACK *B R I N G H I M B A C K*

[@TheSuperSeanyo]

Actually he's still very much alive on his Twitter.

[@ChrisNicholas1]

Are you sure?

[@eggverseoffficial7976]

Steven and Christian and Satan and Mustard and the Stevens
AND STEVEN
*i cant breath*

[@CatandFriends1]

+emmi w it's chris-chan

[@elvondrago96]

Classic Jews. Some of them are still ignorant as fuck!

[@GAYCAK3]

Kisses
I kissed myself

[@farmzombie]

I think once the Gem threat has been eliminated, Steven will wind up like Chris Chan. I mean, he's overweight, has no education, and has been raised to believe he's a super special starchild.

[@Arrowdodger]

farmzombie Unlike Chris, though, he can actually relate to people other than himself and people like him. He also literally has magic powers. I'm sure he could figure out something

[@ultibman5000]

farmzombie He's literally a super special starchild, though.

[@FieldMarshalYT]

farmzombie Who said hes not educated? The show could probably take place on weekends and Breaks. Maybe summer.

[@Arrowdodger]

*****
he has said he has never been to school before, but then again, we do know that he at the very least knows how to read, so I assume the gems or his dad have taught him things

[@FieldMarshalYT]

I know his gem stuff is important, but he needs a damn education. Bad mom squad.

[@MatteoTomatto]

You once again remind me why I'm subscribed.

[@hashbrownrollarcoaster6301]

Mathew Viggiani facebook.com/Galgo96ESP/videos/1121335401226559/

[@dv3258]

00:57
I know this is supposed to be a ytp, but i love this song.

[@movedtoanotherchannel]

1:32 Spinel beating up steven be like:

[@SnowberryFlavour]

0:57 Pearl's face after Steven's line is so priceless, hahaha xD

[@BalrogGameRoom]

Can someone please make a GIF of 0:24

[@crazyluigi6664]

***** I didn't know you were a fan of this guy's videos!

[@CivicViceversa]

***** 33.media.tumblr.com/d7957d31faa1cfbb76e79fab90c5fee0/tumblr_nogmxcSltW1s4fmaco1_500.gif

[@flowerfancreations2604]

Can someone please make a GIF of 0:24

[@OneBoundMusic]

cdn.yourepeat.com/media/gif/001/945/971/d9f949847524d7ba082e9b3c4430d1de.gif

[@OneBoundMusic]

***** magic my jeweled friend

[@PBandShayne]

That Chris Chan joke aged life fine wine,

[@theletterm1787]

How

[@SuperDrago.]

@@theletterm1787 he had s_x with his mother

[@theletterm1787]

@@SuperDrago. *She

[@bean5430]

Steven and Chris Chan and Satan

[@spankmybumandcallmedaddy3148]

and mustard

[@gaymeme6533]

And the stevens,
AND STEVEN!

[@19martincito73]

@@gaymeme6533 *kisses*
I kissed myself

[@KOJINKINZO]

1:22 I see it says pee shit time

[@JosephSneep]

1:02 Chris Chan 😂😂

[@whatsthis7862]

holy shit i never got the chris chan reference when i was younger

[@maxotis4686]

That Chris Chan part aged a little too well.

[@zenith8417]

Dude, you're like the king of sentence mixing.
I could barely notice the difference.

[@pencilstreak9]

Man, whatever Telitubbies did to get that baby to cry...it wasn't worth it,

[@KroboPro]

Stocking Anarchy The baby sun in Teletubbies never cried, I just edited a different crying baby on top of it.

[@co-angelodeherrera4551]

Dikekike/KroboProductions LMFAO good editing.

[@pencilstreak9]

Dikekike/KroboProductions Jesus, can you imagine finding out ten years later that your baby videos were in someone's YTs?

[@mysticalyeet1800]

I watch this every time im sad, it doesnt really help, but theres that

[@honey-bun3976]

"I'm Steven"
Good singing, Steven!
"Maybe it's time to quit the music business."

[@Schizophrenia222]

Click the watermelon near the end.

[@lyleblue6739]

Schizophrenia222 Well that was... odd...
Thanks, I guess .3.

[@CatMaster90001]

Schizophrenia222 I don't see it. 3': Help me, please...

[@wqsabi]

Schizophrenia222 Nothin there.

[@daviejones3288]

Schizophrenia222 Annotations are broken for me, what was it?

[@machinescapes]

Davie Jones What you would expect from a ytper in his freetime

[@nikebellend]

Seeing that baby cry made me laugh until I cried, thank you for this.

[@HenryGreenEngine3]

♪ I accidently shit myself- ♪

[@webmaster1423]

All credit goes to Ralph Egg.

[@_Stalc_]

1:19 man its been rough since rose died

[@peterlhawks]

LOL, THIS IS WHY CHRIS-CHAN WAS SO FAMILIAR TO ME, ALL THESE YEARS SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL IN '15!

[@wajowski]

This video is where I first heard about Chris Chan.

[@interlamer7480]

Same here

[@sakimiku8459]

Honest to god same here, and now I'm intrigued and scarred for life lmao

[@AdamDampOwlPowell]

Steven Jewniverse is a better series than Steven Universe

[@leon_becker0466]

i know

[@jackpot-kevin7878]

Fuck you Im the original Steven

[@crkfle9816]

+Jackpot-Kevin I never knew that Steven have a RUclips channel

[@SlyFoxDevereaux]

He doesn't, It's a TUBETUBE account!

[@peppermillers8361]

but is it as good as Stephen Galaxy?
yes. Yes it is.

[@klowbee5997]

0:24 when you get a call while watching on your phone

[@CatandFriends1]

I can't wait for threeven jewniverse

[@Abyssinian97]

Well wait no longer! c:

[@DanielTheAssassin]

"I'm Steven"
Modern version of "I'm Carlton"

[@synthvvavve191]

Oh no not Chris chan

[@215Days]

1:23 only now do I notice that text saying "pee shit time"

[@BOLPutube]

0:40
I haven't laughed that hard at a YTP in a while. I was in tears from laughter. It's great to see a classic RUclips Pooper like you still making great videos.

[@katie2275]

This is basically Steven universe but with realistic dialogue

[@le0ismyp00kie]

0:40 LMAOOOOOOOO I CAN’T BREATHE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jalincox217]

Chris Chan was just doing a steven universe reference huh ... neat

[@boxymccutter9623]

This is the video that introduced me to the CWC lore

[@kat.celeste]

"I accidentally shit myself! Steven and Chris-chan and Satan and mustard and the Stevens - AND STEVEN!"

[@killermelody0]

01:13 - 01:28 WTF 0ㅁ0"

[@MakoRuu]

I almost fucking died, I couldn't breathe laughing so hard.

[@enigmaactivate3039]

Damn! It could have been, "Steven and Christan and RayMan and Satan, A gay man, and mustard and Stevens.

[@enigmaactivate3039]

Also what is the victory jingle from Super Smash melee Called, can someone give me a link?

[@fandomtrashgamer]

Rayman? Go get the xbox now. I wanna play.

[@ainsleyharriot6060]

I hope Rebecca knows about this

[@Kitsu-vk3of]

Official Jewniverse Merchandise, but it now now now now now!

[@vikuserro]

That baby/disc scene was perfect.

[@VibrantlySmartalicious87]

*I a C c I d E n T l Y s H a R t M y S e L f*

[@ShorsBones]

Oh my God I haven't laughed so hard in a long time bro

[@RoachD0ggJr]

I've never laughed this hard in my life

[@unfunnyfemale5317]

"Im steven"
"Great singing steven!"
"Maybe its time to quit the music buisness."

[@zunds8593]

Lmao

[@Workman743]

So, have you thought of something clever to say yet?

[@KroboPro]

Workman743 No.

[@332211ggGHGFF]

In a way this video was more clever than anything you could of stated but thanks for the reply :)

[@Ichiboy900]

Dikekike/KroboProductions Dammit Geoffrey

[@kajetus0688]

I laughed so hardcore when baby started crying

[@riderhamilton8185]

0:45 lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@datrocraftiansoldier]

"AAH BITCH!"
"Where were you?"
"Eating shit."

[@outtagoodnamesdangit]

Making the evil Baby Sun from Teletubbies cry might be the most satisfying thing I've ever seen on RUclips.

[@saron_de_awsomo3552]

When Threeven Jewniverse comes out, it should be a 2 parter with the second part being Threeven Twoniverse.

[@OfficialMatt03]

1:03 he's in jail now.

[@quidprobro]

Chris Chan is no longer a member of Steven and Satan and Mustard and the Stevens

[@nikobellic7436]

1:09 will always get me

[@mikeyg6038]

The kisses get me every time like it’s so fucking random lmao

[@JoeDan54]

Short and sweet. Loved the sentence mixing in both of these!