A few years back, I showed my dad this video and he could not stop laughing. For the next few months, we’d occasionally quote it back and forth. He’d be like “Years ago, people went down alleyways.” And I’d hit him with a “This technique was called a walk.”
Well, that just depends on the desired effect, probably, dude. I don't know how this stuff works either. Just spin the wheel. Did you know, workers work? And that Batman helps make a sheet of cheetah paper? I didn't.
HEY! Mmmm MMmmm Muum MuuUUum Most commercially made paper is made from paper ahhahahah paper is made from wood. Trees, and paper. Chemicals, sosss, sosss, materials, soos, soooohos, paper made by hand is crap. It's expensive. Covert tooth Covert tooth COVERT TOOTH. But the main ingredient remains the same. A MAAMOTH. Workers place the cotton rag and put it on a conveyor. Which leads into a machine that leads into a machine that leads into a conveyor. It collects in a bin ready for the next step called BEATING the workers. Workers work. This machine beats the workers until a pulp. BEEP Begin the beating. After 8 hours of beating, they may also die, depending on the desired effect. At this point, the paper is 99 cents. (It was 99 cents). Into a tub called a HooholoholohahololhollandernohohooHOO Holland is filling with water. HOLLAND. (Oh no, the windmills!) Water pours down to soak the fat. As workers push it (HAaah. Push it. Push it woaohw.) Workers feel the pulhsears feel the poul pulp pulp pulp paulp pahp pahp. To make a sheet of cheetah paper, the batman plunges a wooden mould into the mould. He he he mould. A sheesh a sheet of paper now lies on the felt, which he then covers with another wet felt, which he then covers with another sheet of paper, which he then covers with another wet felt, which he then covers with a nun. At this point, the paper is 99% paper. They take the workers, and hang them. BooOOooolh. Today, AAAoow its made, will give you AIDS. It's a lighter. LUL. Spin the wheel (SPIN THE WHEEL). It's a combusken. Pulling it to a press. The press PREsses. A worker steals them. An electrode welds the hinge to the case. Then, a mechanic inspects the welding jooj. Mechanised arms then place the tutu and plate in the cake. The tube will hold the Flintstones, and the plate will form the Checksuns. Soohnic screwdrivers drive the screw. It's time to move on. Take two of these and call me in the morning. ssSSsss Medics are essential in the treatment of heavies. It begins by a graaAAaa where the active tablet is ground and mixed with a binder. The temperature of the drier contaminates the product. And the airflow are programmed with this face. Moulding of the pills is done by a flow pssis sis sis press. The press excerts a pressure varying between two and tWO and TWO and faaf tons. Here's hold the moulding is done: two stampers, one above and the other above crush Doctor Phil. Quality testing is carried out on 5 pills every 15 minutes. Shoot. With the force varying between two and tWO and TWO. Then the door of the coating unit is caaarreeefulllyy closed. SLAM They are lined up in grooves to make filling groovier. Then, they snort powder. And the final step is PvP CRASHa CRaSHA CRASHA This plant also makes pills.... wait.... never mind. Years ago, people went down alleyways. This technique was called a walk. These ropes are made from human BUTT hair. This rope is fuuf yet flulf. Maple, maple! Then, three at a time, the yarns rollolrs the yarns roll over another spoohs that applies a protective coating of urine. This machine is called the machine machine. Yayaya. A small arm moves back and forth. Here, you can see the rope. WeewW WeeeEW. "WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS Breaking point?" IT'S Over 9000 Kilograms. "WHAT 9000?" That's the weight of a killer whale. Needless to say, MEAOCHSTWIST. This twine, is just f*cked. Proohr, LEIL, proohr, LEIL. An electric motor forces the rope into submission, while a gauge measures the force it takes for it to completely DIE. It took 4 and a half KILLograms of pressure, which means this rope is DEAD. Double powerful ultra high performance thermal high tech fancy hydraulic rope. This is cool. Rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope roorh roorh roorh roor roor roor ror roor roor roor roor roor roor roor roor roow. So now, you really know the Pope.
Sex jokes in YTPs are so overused, they aren't even funny anymore. I've seen poops that is only sex jokes, and I didn't eveb laugh once in those videos. Very few of them are even original. This video and many other works of Dathings1 will always be more original and entertaining than a poop filled with cliche "cawk" "cum" and "butt sex".
"What does the Scouter say about his BREAKING POINT??!" "It's OVER NINE-THOUSAND KILOGRAMS!" "WHAT? Nine-thousand? THAT'S THE WEIGHT OF A KILLER WHALE!"
just wanted to let you know that, after sleeping through all of chemistry class, i woke up in the last 5 minutes and this was playing on the teacher's projector. not as in some kid did it, the teacher pulled it up. i wish i had context.
The amount of edits that needed to go into "the door is **CAREFULLY** closed" ***SLAM*** is so fucking funny. Just counting the number of very tiny edits that all go into that one half-second gag makes it so much better I still get caught off guard by it years later
Which leads to a machine that leads to the machine machine that leads to the machine machine machine that leads to a conveyor that leads to another machine machine machine machine and to more machine machine machine machines and leads to a...
"what does the scouter say about his breaking point" "its over 9000 kilograms" "WHAT 9000,thats the weight of a killer whale" "needless to say *summons* *demon*
After watching this PLEASE watch it again with auto-generated subtitles. Holy shit I'm LOSING IT. It actually recognizes a lot of the sentence mixing! "IT'S A COMBUSKEN" Edit: There are now actual subtitles, don't get the two mixed up!
I think it's DaThings creating the captions himself. There's an option to add your own subtitles. Though I like that he was able to understand what he put in.
“This machine beats the workers into a pulp, after 8 hours of beating they might also die depending on the desired effect” I laughed so hard I almost shit myself
I don't know if you still read comments from these videos, but I'm about to cite this video in an academic paper. YTP has a shocking resemblance to early European expressionist (dadaist) films. Wish me luck.
WildKatGirl I don't know, honestly. Probably in part because Brits have the stereotype of being really boring, or at least dry, so hearing one say such weird stuff seems like a contradiction. Ergo, humor.
curtismsblog No, they'd make then use the old technic of walking down an ally way tied with a human butt hair rope, which is being held by a Combusken.
"They are lined up in groove to make the feeling groovier" **Disco Ball**, what an insanely funny YTP, haven't laughed this hard since some of the very oldest of YTP.
I just wanted to tell you that five years ago I was writing a college midterm at 2am and I took a break in my dorm room to watch this and I was crying from laughter in the first ten seconds. So thanks DaThings for the memories!
"This machine beats workers into a pulp." **VROOOOMMMMMM** "After 8 hours of beating, they may also die, depending on the desired effect." Are they describing how we make paper, or how we make clothes using Indian child slaves?
Hm, that sounds interesting. What do you find most appealing about it? Is it the creative freedom? Would be relaxing after a day of editing videos for someone else. Or is it the sheer creativity that DaThings has? Or something else entirely? I'd be glad to know 😊
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"Years ago, people would go down alleyways. This technique was called a "Walk"
Lol
These ropes are made from human butt hair.
This rope is fuf, yet flulf.
@@makutamiserix5612 Maple Maple them three at a time.
Most American's forget about this technique.
A few years back, I showed my dad this video and he could not stop laughing. For the next few months, we’d occasionally quote it back and forth. He’d be like “Years ago, people went down alleyways.” And I’d hit him with a “This technique was called a walk.”
U got hearted😱congrats
I have inside jokes from YTPs like that with friends too lol
I wish my family had my dumb broken humor
Did you ever made tomato SoS and start laughing?
If only my dad was relatable like that…
Then the door of the coating unit is CAAAAAREFULLY closed.
*Slam*
Kyle Plumadore stopped there and watched again :D
Lmao, this is right up there with “amaaamoth”
“This machine beats workers into a pulp”
(Begin the Beating)
“After 8 Hours of Beating they may also Die”
Well, that just depends on the desired effect, probably, dude. I don't know how this stuff works either. Just spin the wheel. Did you know, workers work? And that Batman helps make a sheet of cheetah paper? I didn't.
Sounds like what happens in Chinese sweat shops.
LIES
Or become aroused if you're into that stuff
haha beating machine go BBBRRRRRRRRRRRR *RRRRRRRRRRRR*
after 8 hours of beating, the workers may also DIE (depending on the desired effect)
“Holland is filling with water” “*push it starts playing*”
Begin the Beating
It's at 666 likes no one touch that unless you want a undesired effect
@@rocketvulpex2210 someone messed it up. time to begin the beating
"Workers work"
Mind = blown
+Itsu0 Kaboom.
+Itsu0 MY MIND
R.I.P The Xtreme Vocaloid's mind.
1 like= 1 prayer
Not all of them do :)
Medics are essential in the treating of heavys.
lol I knew I did hear that xD
CG5 Essentials are heavy in the medics of treating.
Which he then covers with a nun
(insert TF2 music here)
CG5 Sandvich essential in treating of medic!
this machine beats workers into a pulp
BEGIN THE BEATING
After 8 hours of beating, they may also die
@@WillisPStyles1 depending on the desired effect
@@sillygoose635 At this point, the paper is 99 cents
@@ArcYT (as Macklemore) IT WAS 99 CENTS!
That's pretty much how work works tbh
Then the door is *caaaaaarefully* closed
*Door slams*
groovy
Wait where making pills??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Medics are essential in the treatment of Heavies."
I never understood what it was saying when it said heavies. Now this is easily my favourite joke
Boom beach much?
Dylan Higgins POOTIS SPENCER HERE
press e to annoy medic
Heavies: injured
Medics: COME HERE BOI
HEY! Mmmm MMmmm Muum MuuUUum Most commercially made paper is made from paper ahhahahah paper is made from wood. Trees, and paper. Chemicals, sosss, sosss, materials, soos, soooohos, paper made by hand is crap. It's expensive. Covert tooth Covert tooth COVERT TOOTH. But the main ingredient remains the same. A MAAMOTH. Workers place the cotton rag and put it on a conveyor. Which leads into a machine that leads into a machine that leads into a conveyor. It collects in a bin ready for the next step called BEATING the workers. Workers work. This machine beats the workers until a pulp. BEEP Begin the beating. After 8 hours of beating, they may also die, depending on the desired effect. At this point, the paper is 99 cents. (It was 99 cents). Into a tub called a HooholoholohahololhollandernohohooHOO Holland is filling with water. HOLLAND. (Oh no, the windmills!) Water pours down to soak the fat. As workers push it (HAaah. Push it. Push it woaohw.) Workers feel the pulhsears feel the poul pulp pulp pulp paulp pahp pahp. To make a sheet of cheetah paper, the batman plunges a wooden mould into the mould. He he he mould. A sheesh a sheet of paper now lies on the felt, which he then covers with another wet felt, which he then covers with another sheet of paper, which he then covers with another wet felt, which he then covers with a nun. At this point, the paper is 99% paper. They take the workers, and hang them. BooOOooolh. Today, AAAoow its made, will give you AIDS. It's a lighter. LUL. Spin the wheel (SPIN THE WHEEL). It's a combusken. Pulling it to a press. The press PREsses. A worker steals them. An electrode welds the hinge to the case. Then, a mechanic inspects the welding jooj. Mechanised arms then place the tutu and plate in the cake. The tube will hold the Flintstones, and the plate will form the Checksuns. Soohnic screwdrivers drive the screw. It's time to move on. Take two of these and call me in the morning. ssSSsss Medics are essential in the treatment of heavies. It begins by a graaAAaa where the active tablet is ground and mixed with a binder. The temperature of the drier contaminates the product. And the airflow are programmed with this face. Moulding of the pills is done by a flow pssis sis sis press. The press excerts a pressure varying between two and tWO and TWO and faaf tons. Here's hold the moulding is done: two stampers, one above and the other above crush Doctor Phil. Quality testing is carried out on 5 pills every 15 minutes. Shoot. With the force varying between two and tWO and TWO. Then the door of the coating unit is caaarreeefulllyy closed. SLAM They are lined up in grooves to make filling groovier. Then, they snort powder. And the final step is PvP CRASHa CRaSHA CRASHA This plant also makes pills.... wait.... never mind. Years ago, people went down alleyways. This technique was called a walk. These ropes are made from human BUTT hair. This rope is fuuf yet flulf. Maple, maple! Then, three at a time, the yarns rollolrs the yarns roll over another spoohs that applies a protective coating of urine. This machine is called the machine machine. Yayaya. A small arm moves back and forth. Here, you can see the rope. WeewW WeeeEW. "WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS Breaking point?" IT'S Over 9000 Kilograms. "WHAT 9000?" That's the weight of a killer whale. Needless to say, MEAOCHSTWIST. This twine, is just f*cked. Proohr, LEIL, proohr, LEIL. An electric motor forces the rope into submission, while a gauge measures the force it takes for it to completely DIE. It took 4 and a half KILLograms of pressure, which means this rope is DEAD. Double powerful ultra high performance thermal high tech fancy hydraulic rope. This is cool. Rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope roorh roorh roorh roor roor roor ror roor roor roor roor roor roor roor roor roow. So now, you really know the Pope.
LuXcs thankyou
The fact that you transcribed the whole damn thing is actually kind of impressive! XD
lux you... actually typed out the whole thing....
YA GET A SUB FOR THAT
lux THANK YOU
How much time did this take? Too much...
"But the main ingredient stays the same: A mammoth"
No wonder they went extinct. They were all killed to make paper.
Huh I guess we do learn new things everyday
But the man ingredient stays the same Mammoth no wonder they went extinct they were all killed to make paper
@@malahondajere8433r/yourjokebutworse
This machine beats the workers into a pulp
**BEEP** _Begin the Beating._
*_VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR_*
after 8 hours of beating they may also die depending on the desired effect
+bob jones at this point, the paper is 99 cents. "It was 99 cents!"
Into a tub called a holloholhuhololholland is filling with water. Old man Rosen: HOLLAND!
Dieperdors W Oh no, the windmills!
Farriba Steelhand Water soaks down to soak the fat, as worker PUSH IT!
"But the main ingredient remains the same, a MAMMOTH"
Ah, so that's how Mammoths went extinct :P
10th like
+Ray Muniz i just came from watching the Mythsters and he used that same joke XD
+Kobe Bonhomme Apparently Mammoths are also used to melt Lead :p
***** ล
+Ray Muniz yeah now i KNOW!!
Spin the wheel!
...
It's a Combusken!
M. V. Shooting Well, that was weird.
Click here: 2:02
My favourite bit
*R A T T L E M E B O N E S !*
- Badger on Halloween
“This machine is called a ‘Machine’ machine. YIAY YIAY YIAY”
This is the purest form of art.
YESTERDAY I ASKED YOU WHAT KIND OF MACHINE YOU'D MAKE
@@galacticpopcorn9981 forehead joke
A small hand moves back and forth.
@@Thepenguinking2 weew weew
lightswitch
The main ingredient stays the same: a mammoth.
Pulp.
It must be a really old recepie
which he then covers with a wet felt
Num.
I would like some mammoth paper.
"They line up in grooves to make sorting groovier"
I can't :D
*filling
@@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman which provides of that was F I L L I N G
Then, they snort powder
@@PorkchopGMX And the final step is PvP!
I knew this comment would be towards the top, good stuff
"This twine... Is just Fucked."
Prooorp Leeel Prooorp Leeel
this rope is fuf
People used to walk down long alley ways, this technique was called a "walk"
@@acfreak55 These ropes are made from human butt hair.
This rope is fuuf. Yet fluulf.
@@CecilyCampbell this machine is called the machine machine.
Me letting the dogs outside every morning afternoon and evening. Outside, it’s so quiet, and peaceful. As soon as I let the dogs out, 5:16
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Ty Hill Broussard Good to know.
rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur
Underrated comment! :'D
Who let the dogs out?
the paper is now 99% paper. I imagine the other 1% contains SOS, Mammoth, or Workers.
begin the beating.
after the beating, the workers may also DIE.
somethingguy912 Depending on the desired effect.
Silent Huntsman
At this point, the paper is 99 cents.
Guest 1337 (Macklemore) - "It Was 99 Cents!"
"This twine is just f****ed."
As I grew up watching the British version of How It's Made, the British version cracked me up.
Hehheh, same…
Every time I hear "sos" I laugh till I cry.
sos
sos
Mula
Sos = souls
Sauce
“Years ago, people went down alleyways. This technique was called a walk”
they are lined up in grooves to make filling g r o o v i e r
DotNyslexic then they snort powder.
ooh yeah woo theyre groovin
@@brentwheeler923 and the final step is *P V P*
03:32 And Then the door of the coating unit is *C A R E F U L L Y* closed
...
*SLAM*
They are lined up in grooves to make filling groovier
Then they SNORT powder.
Roperoperoperoperoperoperoperoeproperprororororororororororororp
This plant also makes pills-
Wait...
...
Never mind.
That's one of the best parts from the video
This machine is called the "machine machine" Yoy yoy yoy
+Karmagician A small arm moves back and forth
+Colin Donovan ummm....4 sum reason I thought of something else lul.......ehhhhhhhh
+Karmagician Needless to say, neaoswit.
Multiblue Blanket This twine is just f***ked
protective coating of urine.
Meanwhile in Minecraft:
“Paper is made from sugar, sugar canes, and paper.”
"Paper is made from paper." I mean why would anybody even keep watching, mystery solved. Go home.
+Zach Kokiri Jontron, is that you?
But the paper that the paper is made out of might be made out of something other than paper!
Emilio Nardone Impossible.
+Emilio “OmegaKirby64” Nardone Paper-ception!
+Zach Kokiri My paper factory just got its first shipment of paper in to make into paper.
This video is living proof that YTPs don't need sex jokes to be absolutely hilarious.
>living proof
Sex jokes in YTPs are so overused, they aren't even funny anymore. I've seen poops that is only sex jokes, and I didn't eveb laugh once in those videos. Very few of them are even original. This video and many other works of Dathings1 will always be more original and entertaining than a poop filled with cliche "cawk" "cum" and "butt sex".
Wall-Eyed Wind-Mage Yeah, my brother (who, ironically, thinks he's more mature than me) wanted me to add that throwing in some sex jokes never hurts.
Wall-Eyed Wind-Mage*butt secks
i know right? without the stupid "waky efex!!?!!?1111" and the stupid hotel mario shit
[beating intensifies]
ChickenPika LMAO
After 8 hours of beating, they may also die. (Depending on the desired effect.)
the workers may also DIE
The “It’s Expensive” at 0:16 is seriously some of the most impressive sentence mixing I’ve ever heard
0:17 Ḏ̴̨̡̙͇͍̻̩̟̟̹̳͙̪̻͙͉̐̊͐͋͂̈͆̕̚͜͟ȩ̷̨̢̧̦͓̩̠͚̞͈͉͕̀̈́̓̿̇̐̽́̎̊̈́̇̾́̽̚͝͝Ę̴̧̢̝͔̙͖̙̎̀̉͑̾̈́͑̊̃̂̃̆̐͋̂̈́͐̓͘̚͘͝e̴̡̛̲̙̩̪̹̤̤̩̺̹̻̤̞̞͓͗̂̈̑̇̿̇̽́͌̈́̑͛̇̎͊̾̅̏̉̕ͅĔ̴̢̛̘̠͎̰̬̬̭̮̟͖͉̺͈͖̟͈̎̂̑̾̍̽͑̇͌̾̊̍͌͛̌̈́̊͐̚͘̕̕͟Ȩ̵̢̛̻̩͍̹̩̟̘͕̟̣̖̝̲̜̳̗̽̒̒̏́̋̿̉͌̒̂̀͋͐͆̐̅̈́̕̚Ë̸̛͖̱͚̻́̂͗͗̏̂̈́̈͊̀̒͌̓̾̓̃̈͘͠͝ȩ̸̮͚̯̘̩̘̪̙̣̹̗̳͙̓͋
0:18
_Covert Tooth_ ™
"The workers steals them"
LMAOOO IM DEAD
where is that?
+Ninjaah nvm
2:11
2:13
Covert tooth, covert tooth, covert tooth
It took 4 and a half KILLograms of pressure for the rope to completely die
which mean this rope is dead
LemonSpy_ HA
PUSH IT
RIPROPE
which means this rope is dead
"this is cool"
One thing is true: Holland does occasionally fill with water.
Holland! Oh no, the Windmills!
😆😆😆😆
"What does the Scouter say about his BREAKING POINT??!"
"It's OVER NINE-THOUSAND KILOGRAMS!"
"WHAT? Nine-thousand? THAT'S THE WEIGHT OF A KILLER WHALE!"
+thegalaxy2012 "This twine is just fucked"
+akwuh "this rope of made from human butt hair"
"it's furf, yet fluff"
+BetaDude40 the comment should say the twine is just ----ed
This is a really clevr video XD
I am confused. Did Saiyans make the Breaking Point, or did Bismuth do it? They're both aliens but I do not think they've actually met!!
just wanted to let you know that, after sleeping through all of chemistry class, i woke up in the last 5 minutes and this was playing on the teacher's projector. not as in some kid did it, the teacher pulled it up.
i wish i had context.
I wonder why the teacher showed an YTP, instead of a actual educational vid,
Do you have a clip of it?
Ava Schneider bruh the comment is a year old
Draga Nam Sloboda +1 month
@@strangelf +1 week
But the main ingredient stays the same: a mammoth.
The amount of edits that needed to go into "the door is **CAREFULLY** closed" ***SLAM*** is so fucking funny. Just counting the number of very tiny edits that all go into that one half-second gag makes it so much better I still get caught off guard by it years later
Congratulations, you have singlehandedly made the entire concept of YTP great again.
Make YTP Great Again! #MYTPGA
Skyler Barnes #MakeRUclipsPoopGreatAgain
Ew, look at all the weeb shit you're subbed to.
This machine beats the workers to a pulp. 😁😁😁😁😁😁
After 8 hours of beating they may also die depending on the desired effect
Sounds a lot like the piece of shit machine at my factory that never works properly and always makes our shifts 100x harder
@@spikeynay7381 At this point the paper is 99 cents
Those smiling emojis got me
Begin the beating.
3:33 "CAREFULLY closed"
*slams the door*
almost 10 years on now and this is still one of the ytps of all time
"But the ingredient stays the same. A mammoth."
"this machine is called a machine machine"
oh...
Iaiaiai
"What does the scouter say about his breaking point?"
"It's over 9,000 kilograms!"
"WHAT!? 9,000!? That's the weight of a killer whale!"
i'm dead
It's funny because it looks like hes still yelling when he says "that's the weight of a killer whale"
I think he says "kilo whale"
Ocean dub, the only cast with any actual talent.
@@djfunky5372 why tf not. Are you ill?
@@thecoolyoyo5353 this twine, is just f**ked
Me: Steps outside to do something
The neighbor's dog: 5:16
Now you really know the pope
_Workers put the sheet on a conveyor which leads to a machine which leads to a machine which leads to a conveyor_
Which leads to a machine that leads to the machine machine that leads to the machine machine machine that leads to a conveyor that leads to another machine machine machine machine and to more machine machine machine machines and leads to a...
Conveyor.
Shane Mitchell The RED Scout Which leads to over 9000 kilograms of over 9000 machines that leads to over 9000 conveyors
Shane Mitchell The RED Scout funny how the tf2 fan didn't post the tf2 quote from the video
You deserve a medal
Paper made by hand is crap and expensive XD
Materials slos ssllooss
Double powerful ultra-high performance thermo hi-tech fancy hydraulic rope
This is cool.
Asshat818 Uh-huh, sure.
Now, you really know the pope.
It is made of human butt hair. It is also fuuf but flalf.
General Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington. needless to say, NYAUFSJTGH
3:33 "Caaaarefully closed." Slam. "They are lined up in grooves to make feeling groovier."
Then they sn*rt powder
and the final step is pvp
@@akularia crushurc crushurc crushurc crushurc
Double powerful ultra high-performance thermal high-tech fancy hydraulic rope.
This is cool.
Uh-huh. Sure.
Weeeew, weeeew.
Fyreee rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rope rurururururururururu
Now you really know the Pope
Now you’re really dope.
"Needless to say... E N I W T S I H T"
"To make a sheet of cheetah paper, the Batman plunges a wooden mold into the mold" *He he he he he he*
TimidGoliath05niner *lold*
*HEY!*
But the main ingredient remains the same:
*A Mammoth.*
:|
bibibib
covert tooth covert tooth COVERT TOOTH
It shocks me that a 2013 poop is not only still hilarious in 2020, it's also managed to make a funny over 9000 joke
Ah electric motor froces the ronpe into submission while gauge measures the force it takes for it to completely die
While gauge measures the force it takes for it to completely die
It look four and a half kill lograms of presure
Still fucking funny in 2024. Theres a reason why these youtubers still exist man
One of the funniest RUclips Poops ever. A timeless masterpiece.
can confirm as of 2019. this is the shit
It's the perfect mix of ridiculous YTP humor, witty puns, and word mixing I could have never thought of.
5:14 Scooby Doo begins narrating
"The Flintstones and the the Jetsons" I died at that part
"what does the scouter say about his breaking point"
"its over 9000 kilograms"
"WHAT 9000,thats the weight of a killer whale"
"needless to say *summons* *demon*
"Needless to say, _NYARSH ZERK_ "
Its not often you see a YTP without ear rape and clips from other movies. That is funny but I like this style a lot.
5:01 "double powerful ultra high-performance thermo high-tech fancy hydraulic rope"
want
"Medics are essential in the treatment of Heavies"
So true
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEdic
MeeM
I am ze Übermensch
After watching this PLEASE watch it again with auto-generated subtitles. Holy shit I'm LOSING IT. It actually recognizes a lot of the sentence mixing!
"IT'S A COMBUSKEN"
Edit: There are now actual subtitles, don't get the two mixed up!
And yet it gets "sponeck screwdrivers drive the screws."
It's...actually pretty good. I'm shocked at what it recognized.
Were there mistakes? Yes, they were funny
But autocaption's gone a long way...
It got "Wow! Its made!" Correct.
I'm your 69th like
I think it's DaThings creating the captions himself. There's an option to add your own subtitles. Though I like that he was able to understand what he put in.
i'm a frequent watcher of how it's made and i say this is actually very accurate
Hahalomahahalomahahalomahallader
Holland is filling with water.
"Holland! Oh no, the windmills!"
Ikr.
*HOLLAND*
323 Workers were beaten and hung during the making of this video
impossible. they were beaten to a pulp. they cant be hanged >:)
The real issue is electric motor on rope violence
good to know no animals were harmed......screw the people, save the animals LMAO!!!
Holland is filling with water. Oh no, the windmills!
@@CMT1995 [in Mr Bill's voice]
OH NO, NOT THE WINDMILLS!
ruclips.net/video/b3E_WARspaU/видео.html
^for reference
“This machine beats the workers into a pulp, after 8 hours of beating they might also die depending on the desired effect” I laughed so hard I almost shit myself
"This technique was called a walk."
Grandpa told me about those.
I think I walk. But I'm not sure, as there are no Alley's where I live.
Spin the wheel!
IT'S A COMBUSKEN
Dat sweetroll though :3
Cloud Strife Boy, it sure is great that Google offered to translate your comment for me. Otherwise I might have never understood you
Buba2426 Google translate does horrible when it comes to translating misspelled words. But the translate did okay.
Years ago people walked down alleyways this technique was called a walk
1:26 To make a sheet of Cheetah paper, the Batman plunges a wooden mold into the mold.
Oh crap! He hee hee hee… Mold
@@BlindMelonLord most commercially made paper is made from paper, so...
@@BlindMelonLord a sheesh a
To make a sheet of chretah paper the batman plunges a wooden
Mold the mold
"Years ago, people went down alleyways. This technique was called a walk."
Man, people back then were crazy.
man 1910 times were SCARRRRRRRY
Yeara ago people went down alleyways this technique was called a waik
Man people back then were crazy
Most commercially-made paper is made from paper
MIND = BLOWN;
Paper is made from Wood, trees and paper
+Jaceg Dude you've been coding too much java. You're not declaring variables
Chemicals, Souls SOULS materials SUS SOS paper made by hand is crap.
It's expensive.
+XyX YxY
if MindBlown == false then
print("Most commercially-made paper is made from paper")
MindBlown = true
end
+Jaceg Not to mention that workers work!
I don't know if you still read comments from these videos, but I'm about to cite this video in an academic paper. YTP has a shocking resemblance to early European expressionist (dadaist) films.
Wish me luck.
So what happened?
@@WTFBOOMDOOM Yeah, I'm curious now too. It's been 2 years.
Keetz how did it go
Tell us how it went. We demand knowledge
Keetz we require knowledge what happened
Quality testing is carried out on 5 pills every 15 minutes.
(Pill breaks)
Shoot.
With a force varying between two and _tw0_ and *_Tw0_*
"Rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, roh roh roh roh roh roh roh roh rohrohrohrohrohrohrohroh" Absolutely hilarious and I don't know why!
I guess by now you must really know the pope!
omg the snake tongue kills me everytime xD
sss
Jack Griffin sssssssssssssssss
Same. It’s so hilarious.
Hearing a British guy talking YTP-style is infinitely funnier than an American one.
Why?
WildKatGirl I don't know, honestly. Probably in part because Brits have the stereotype of being really boring, or at least dry, so hearing one say such weird stuff seems like a contradiction. Ergo, humor.
YpsiFang That makes sense, but people think we're boring? :(
WildKatGirl I'm not saying it's true, just that it's the stereotype.
YpsiFang :(
"It's a Combusken!"
No thanks, I still prefer my cute little Torchic.
You sure? I prefer Blaziken, dude/lady.
Shawn Fields i prefer Piplup so i can beat him into a pulp, as me and Obstagoon like the taste of ice.
I prefer Oshawott, Froakie and Popplio
I've watched this at least 10 times and I still can't stop laughing
So now you know the pope.
"RUclips Poop - The GMA Crew Screws Up Again" is also a funny one.
Favorite line: "Explosive Dynamite" and "No no no no F**k that!"
VideoGamesByRegis London's big.
wow.
I don't think you can ever stop laughing at this.
Watching the same episode of How It's Made, and then watch this at the same time...
I love you Science Channel.
SoƧ Channel
I wonder how many workers die making a stack of papers. I mean if you survive the machine beating, you're hanged!
But what happens if a worker survives being hanged?
Wouldn't they just put that person back in the beating machine??
curtismsblog
No, they'd make then use the old technic of walking down an ally way tied with a human butt hair rope, which is being held by a Combusken.
Use a lighter.
LAWL!
curtismsblog lol
"The grooves are filled to make filling g r o o v i e r."
Then they snort powder.
years ago, people went down alleyways, this technique was called a walk. You've killed me.
"They are lined up in groove to make the feeling groovier" **Disco Ball**, what an insanely funny YTP, haven't laughed this hard since some of the very oldest of YTP.
0:42 "workers work"
"hmm, yes, the floor here is made of floor
Big brain time
2:11
I just wanted to tell you that five years ago I was writing a college midterm at 2am and I took a break in my dorm room to watch this and I was crying from laughter in the first ten seconds. So thanks DaThings for the memories!
FLEENSTONES?
GRAND DAD.
William Chan WHAT THE FUCK?! IS IT GRAND DAD OR GRANDDAD?!
*CHECKSUNS?*
“This machine is called the ‘machine machine’ machine.”😭😭😭
It started buffering at 1:50 and I just watched because I thought it was part of 'the workers hang' joke
*"Workers work"*
Me: Oh, that's deep.
The first time I watched a YTP I was just plain confused but goddammit, this is ART. Thank you DaThings1.
"This machine beats workers into a pulp." **VROOOOMMMMMM** "After 8 hours of beating, they may also die, depending on the desired effect."
Are they describing how we make paper, or how we make clothes using Indian child slaves?
I am a professional video editor and I basically watch this every day
Well I'm sure you know all about the Pope now
Hm, that sounds interesting. What do you find most appealing about it? Is it the creative freedom? Would be relaxing after a day of editing videos for someone else. Or is it the sheer creativity that DaThings has? Or something else entirely? I'd be glad to know 😊
I had no clue this video was from nine years ago until that DragonBall reference showed up. Damn, the YTP format is timeless.
the first half of this ytp always has me in tears
Classic YTP, very quotable!
Begin the beating.
It's been over 10 years and this is still a masterpiece
4:31 killed me
expecially the part where they say "thats about the weight of a killer whale" in the most casual voice possible
so now you really know the pope