How It's Actually Made - Jelly Beans

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @gefrttty2145
    @gefrttty2145 3 года назад +3998

    these are sounding more and more professional and it scares me.

    • @themiddlepath8939
      @themiddlepath8939 3 года назад +82

      These will be the videos future aliens will watch to see how humans lived in our time.

    • @moonshiners-cv6kd
      @moonshiners-cv6kd 3 года назад +29

      I wonder how they will enjoy the cocaine

    • @gefrttty2145
      @gefrttty2145 3 года назад +19

      Breaking news humans were drug addicts.

    • @Drip-Soup373
      @Drip-Soup373 3 года назад +7

      @@gefrttty2145 not wrong

    • @orchiddragoness
      @orchiddragoness 3 года назад +9

      He literally took the script from the How it's Made script and revoiced it go look at the how its made- jelly beans its the same script

  • @Georgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    @Georgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2 года назад +6683

    I love how it’s starts to sound factual and then suddenly just goes completely mental.

    • @Taroturo
      @Taroturo Год назад +263

      "And red liquid's super power, racism"

    • @beneuser1220
      @beneuser1220 Год назад +47

      This really reminds my of our english classes / teacher

    • @llaw44
      @llaw44 Год назад +27

      Yeah I was like what the actual heck is going on here

    • @the-hero-of-twilight
      @the-hero-of-twilight Год назад +9

      1.1K like and only 3 replies? No way !

    • @Nickyjude2
      @Nickyjude2 Год назад +18

      @@the-hero-of-twilight absolute npc

  • @JollyRanchersGrandma
    @JollyRanchersGrandma 3 года назад +15568

    I watched how its made religiously when I was a kid, this feels like the perfect adult version I didn't realize I wanted lmao

  • @BraydenLeach-w6i
    @BraydenLeach-w6i Год назад +1899

    “99% sugar and 1% bean”Got me laughing so hard-. As someone who was once a jelly bean, this is 100% accurate.

    • @TheLore28
      @TheLore28 7 месяцев назад +10

      How.do.you become a jellybean? Asking for a friend

    • @Scouter308
      @Scouter308 7 месяцев назад +11

      You mean 99% accurate, 1% bean

    • @fizzysoda7842
      @fizzysoda7842 6 месяцев назад +5

      You mean 99% bean 1% accurate?

    • @shawncassidy3517
      @shawncassidy3517 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@fizzysoda7842 You bean 99% you 1% mean

    • @dustindurham6825
      @dustindurham6825 2 месяца назад +1

      Does this imply that the sugar removes the cocaine? None of the 100% was said to be the cocaine.

  • @hibacilacle2609
    @hibacilacle2609 3 года назад +9963

    Not going to lie I completely lost it at “Liquid has returned, and this time he’s not alone. Joined by anti-hero Blue Liquid, and with a little help from his sidekick Wage Slave”

    • @kamanarirings5648
      @kamanarirings5648 3 года назад +256

      And Wax's superpower?
      Makes everything taste bad and pointless

    • @ImXyper
      @ImXyper 3 года назад +33

      cg5:

    • @ReverendTed
      @ReverendTed 3 года назад +63

      I'm sorry to hear you completely lost it at that point, because it would have been helpful to have some left to lose a few moments later when Red Liquid showed up.

    • @mars87smith22
      @mars87smith22 3 года назад +4

      samee

    • @masterboa6321
      @masterboa6321 3 года назад +5

      so did cg5

  • @mirrorcity4872
    @mirrorcity4872 3 года назад +14028

    Me: hmmm, is this the wrong channel?
    “And meanwhile at the cocaine factory...”
    Me: there it is

    • @thefonte4976
      @thefonte4976 3 года назад +17

      @@sharpkniveinlatvian1746 no he didn’t

    • @sharpkniveinlatvian1746
      @sharpkniveinlatvian1746 3 года назад +52

      @@thefonte4976 oh damn, my bad, misheard it. I'll delete my reply.

    • @inc9824
      @inc9824 3 года назад +8

      @@thefonte4976 0:47

    • @thefonte4976
      @thefonte4976 3 года назад +4

      @@inc9824 i wasn’t responding to mirror cities comment

    • @inc9824
      @inc9824 3 года назад

      @@thefonte4976 oh

  • @tabithathecat
    @tabithathecat 3 года назад +2660

    This is censored, they hid the bit where the easter bunny shits them out

  • @Candacemainn
    @Candacemainn 3 месяца назад +189

    "And what is reds superpower?
    R A C I S M"
    LMFAO WHAT 😭💀💀

  • @eugenehkrabs5011
    @eugenehkrabs5011 3 года назад +8058

    "Meanwhile at a local cocaine plant things are going great!"
    *Upbeat Music*

  • @FTMothman
    @FTMothman 3 года назад +5548

    Red liquid’s power caught me off guard and I fell out of my chair laughing

    • @Robot3k
      @Robot3k 3 года назад +16

      Same

    • @theavocadoscientist7979
      @theavocadoscientist7979 3 года назад +189

      *racism*

    • @Tempest_5.8x42mm
      @Tempest_5.8x42mm 3 года назад +39

      The chair probably broke because of the impact to the ground.

    • @FTMothman
      @FTMothman 3 года назад +19

      @@Tempest_5.8x42mm it didn’t break(luckily)

    • @iamalozfan1240
      @iamalozfan1240 3 года назад +6

      Wake tf samurai, you've got a video to watch

  • @tranquilotl3335
    @tranquilotl3335 3 года назад +3829

    “Jelly beans... only come in one flavor”
    Lies, jelly beans are not fruit loops

    • @tsaqifammarsakti7825
      @tsaqifammarsakti7825 3 года назад +72

      But fruit loops is very good tho

    • @danotae
      @danotae 3 года назад +3

      Yed

    • @dismal8294
      @dismal8294 3 года назад +55

      @@tsaqifammarsakti7825 they are very good when it comes to not having unique tastd

    • @LooterLoser
      @LooterLoser 3 года назад +10

      These generic jelly beans are

    • @user-ot6hj9ic2v
      @user-ot6hj9ic2v 3 года назад +27

      nah nah they come in one flavor depending on the brand, they just make them different colors to mess with your mind to see if your brain tricks you thinking you taste something else

  • @Signify.
    @Signify. 11 месяцев назад +1442

    "And with a little help from his trusty sidekick, *_WAGE SLAVE,"_*
    That has me DEAD

    • @LordTabby
      @LordTabby 7 месяцев назад +22

      That part made CG5 cry laughing, it also did the same to me it's hilarious

    • @0LavenderAndHoney0
      @0LavenderAndHoney0 5 месяцев назад +13

      RED’S SUPERPOWER BEING RACISM KILLED ME

    • @indofan1708
      @indofan1708 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@LordTabbycame here looking for comments about CG5

  • @greenleestephens551
    @greenleestephens551 2 года назад +1319

    The fact that the voice just sounds so professional just makes it 10000 times funnier

  • @tanjo9002
    @tanjo9002 3 года назад +2820

    "And if you enjoy eating or talking about jellybeans please consult professional counseling there are people who can help it gets better." Best line I've heard all day

    • @CosImUpRn
      @CosImUpRn 3 года назад +20

      we all hate jelly beans

    • @Neardrop
      @Neardrop 3 года назад +4

      😲🍆 💀💀💀💀

    • @nurseii9018
      @nurseii9018 3 года назад +40

      @@CosImUpRn Nah i love them a lot

    • @LaloSalamancaGaming69
      @LaloSalamancaGaming69 3 года назад +14

      Also applies with anime

    • @nurseii9018
      @nurseii9018 3 года назад +2

      @@LaloSalamancaGaming69 how?

  • @Maggotier-t5o
    @Maggotier-t5o 3 месяца назад +42

    This is the first How It’s Actually Made video I’ve ever watched, and I already know that I’m going to be addicted to this channel for at least 1 day total.

    • @Wyi-the-rogue
      @Wyi-the-rogue 3 месяца назад

      It’s because of the cocaine

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 месяца назад

      Eh, there's 90 videos, I'm into Day 2 of the binge and I'm only this far.

  • @TeaLurker
    @TeaLurker 3 года назад +4206

    "Do NOT eat purple jelly bean"
    **Proceeds to show purple jelly beans being stored**

    • @gimmerqueen
      @gimmerqueen 3 года назад +87

      stored for the poison store

    • @milkylights2
      @milkylights2 3 года назад +7

      @@gimmerqueen facts 🖐️😌

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 3 года назад +29

      It's like those bean boozle but for people who dont stay attention

    • @somedude6833
      @somedude6833 3 года назад +19

      @@gimmerqueen “do you do poison?”
      “Only jelly beans sir, this is a jelly beans store”

    • @noobethgamingtonthethird
      @noobethgamingtonthethird 3 года назад +14

      @@somedude6833 welcome to the jelly bean store
      we have top products such as
      jelly beans ( all purple edition )
      gun shaped jelly beans ( ACTUALLY FIRE )
      ever wanted a break from your parents
      TRY CAR SHAPED JELLY BEANS ( JELLY BEAN LICENSE NOT INCLUDED)
      and our latest product
      jelly atoms ( PARENT SUPERVISION REQUIRED DO NOT EAT OR SPLIT IN HALF )
      WAIT THAT KIDS GOT THE JELLY ATOMS GET H-

  • @zNEKOMARUz
    @zNEKOMARUz 3 года назад +13066

    As someone that used to work at a Jelly Belly factory, this is 100% accurate.

    • @01_rinn
      @01_rinn 3 года назад +172

      did you forget the cocaine?

    • @zNEKOMARUz
      @zNEKOMARUz 3 года назад +521

      @@01_rinn I got caught snorting the beans.

    • @aoos3865
      @aoos3865 3 года назад +194

      @@zNEKOMARUz They acctully use cocaine in jelly beans!?
      Does that mean I've been taking drugs do my whole life!? :'(

    • @zNEKOMARUz
      @zNEKOMARUz 3 года назад +160

      @@aoos3865 yes

    • @zNEKOMARUz
      @zNEKOMARUz 3 года назад +140

      @leafies no. Jelly Beans do not have drugs in them.
      ...
      ...
      ...
      Drugs are made from Jelly Beans.....all of them....

  • @Master0fHyrule
    @Master0fHyrule 3 года назад +7055

    My wifi went out when he said about the machine "stop giving a shit" and the video froze up.

    • @omegawilliam95s36
      @omegawilliam95s36 3 года назад +329

      Guess the internet stopped giving a shit too.

    • @13deadbugs
      @13deadbugs 3 года назад +58

      Look who’s here!

    • @izzygalax
      @izzygalax 3 года назад +56

      Dude i wanna be known as the person where people go "Hey it's you" in comment sections

    • @13deadbugs
      @13deadbugs 3 года назад +22

      @@izzygalax ok u can have it

    • @michaelbauar2521
      @michaelbauar2521 3 года назад +12

      the video stopped giving a shit

  • @green..sapphire
    @green..sapphire Год назад +645

    im trying to find smth to sleep to right, i pick this video and i lay down, close my eyes and i accidentally hit my phone and it skips and i hear “red liquids super power? racism.” 💀

    • @Axel_homie
      @Axel_homie 6 месяцев назад +2

      lmfaooo

    • @darawyshnia
      @darawyshnia 5 месяцев назад +7

      How was your sleep that night?

    • @green..sapphire
      @green..sapphire 5 месяцев назад

      @@darawyshnia probably shitty, like every other night

    • @PROMANIA-q3v
      @PROMANIA-q3v 4 месяца назад +8

      See youre problem is you shouldve played Shin Megami Tensei Persona 4 instead

  • @brendanbernales7458
    @brendanbernales7458 3 года назад +3365

    *Still Waiting For : "How It's Actually Made - Babies ."*

  • @sunn_zz5759
    @sunn_zz5759 3 года назад +4015

    “99% sugar and 1% bean”
    Got me laughing so hard-

    • @KittyCat-ny1lt
      @KittyCat-ny1lt 3 года назад +22

      I wish he said cocan tho

    • @technerdbird
      @technerdbird 2 года назад +10

      continue the sentence, nobody interrupted you

    • @sunn_zz5759
      @sunn_zz5759 2 года назад +9

      @@technerdbird well, my laughing interrupted me

    • @appointeddisappointment9676
      @appointeddisappointment9676 2 года назад +16

      Where the fuck is the jelly if they're called "jelly beans"? Despicable marketing ploy.

    • @rapolassolovjovas2371
      @rapolassolovjovas2371 2 года назад +2

      legit read this comment at the time of him saying it

  • @trashcompactorYT
    @trashcompactorYT 3 года назад +1912

    The turkish delight part actually sounds like it could be legit lol.

    • @haydenhayden
      @haydenhayden 3 года назад +118

      They’re real, and pretty good as well.

    • @CyborgPenguin
      @CyborgPenguin 3 года назад +259

      The intro part is usually word for word with the original video

    • @fairlyaveragegamer4000
      @fairlyaveragegamer4000 3 года назад +111

      Sometimes it’s hard to tell when they are joking or actually dropping facts, I just take it all as a joke and look up details of im interested enough

    • @kingawesomness6342
      @kingawesomness6342 3 года назад +8

      I thought it was legit

    • @micah1254
      @micah1254 3 года назад +2

      69 likes........ *NICE*

  • @Remmy-e1z
    @Remmy-e1z 3 месяца назад +22

    "they completely stopped giving a shit" was great, i love your humor keep doing what your doing

  • @spletest8977
    @spletest8977 3 года назад +834

    "the beans become 99% sugar and 1% bean" *starbucks wants to know your location*

  • @mighty_robo
    @mighty_robo 3 года назад +1906

    I can’t tell if it’s a massive shitpost, an accurate parody of the other “How it’s actually made” videos, or this guy just gave the truth on Jelly Beans

    • @riinarye4642
      @riinarye4642 3 года назад +88

      or maybe it's all of the above

    • @thefrub
      @thefrub 3 года назад +47

      This is the guy who makes all the "How It's Actually Made" videos, they're all made by Huggbees

    • @kaejamieson1458
      @kaejamieson1458 3 года назад +10

      @@thefrub think he means how its made the show

    • @Fedico7000
      @Fedico7000 3 года назад +22

      Disgusting bullets of sugar covered in cocaine sounds pretty accurate to me

    • @jacc.00
      @jacc.00 3 года назад +2

      yes

  • @nerdman737
    @nerdman737 3 года назад +571

    Something about the phrase "literal fourth gigantic helping of sugar" really got me

    • @potato.pancake
      @potato.pancake 3 года назад +9

      “wage slave” was the one that got me ;-;

  • @ItsGubbinTime
    @ItsGubbinTime Год назад +181

    I grew up near the jelly belly factory and I remember their tour like it was yesterday. I can’t believe they lied to me, thank you for revealing the horrors of their secret beginning process. Corruption is everywhere, there’s something in my wall

    • @Term-0
      @Term-0 Год назад +9

      The jellybean factory is in your wall

    • @cheddarcheezit2647
      @cheddarcheezit2647 3 месяца назад +3

      Ah, my bad. Didn't realize I was making noise.

    • @toridef
      @toridef 14 дней назад

      your wall is comfortable

  • @E_E69
    @E_E69 3 года назад +373

    3:44 I'm literally crying and shaking, red liquid would never do this, he's just a misunderstood liquid, c'mon guys.

    • @snailofkale
      @snailofkale 3 года назад +11

      You probably think Snape was a good person huh

    • @Benjaminjfischer
      @Benjaminjfischer 3 года назад +3

      @@snailofkale faxxx

    • @novameowww
      @novameowww 2 года назад +6

      Just because red liquid made funny video game videos in the early to mid 2010's doesn't mean he's not racist

    • @novameowww
      @novameowww 2 года назад +1

      Also why the fuck is someone talking about the racism book in this comment section

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 2 года назад +2

      @@snailofkale I mean he was trying to protect harry

  • @necropollis-
    @necropollis- 3 года назад +1725

    So can we officially call these wonderful snacks “Cocaine Beans” yet?

    • @spyshark_5002
      @spyshark_5002 3 года назад +33

      Absolutely, let's make this mainstream

    • @MCLuviin
      @MCLuviin 3 года назад +16

      Coca beans;)

    • @RogueAssassin1429
      @RogueAssassin1429 3 года назад +9

      He said it's 99% sugar and only 1% beans. So let's call it "Sweet Cocaine"

    • @PumpkinSpiceCat
      @PumpkinSpiceCat 3 года назад +3

      WAIT I'M EATING DRUGS??? YEEEEEEEEE LETS GOOOOOOO

    • @bigalls3661
      @bigalls3661 3 года назад +2

      @@PumpkinSpiceCat well it explains why the church was at the park telling everyone that sugar is the devil

  • @lichtheimer
    @lichtheimer 3 года назад +845

    "and with a little help from his side-kick Wage-Slave"
    Ah yes, finest of anti-drug side-kicks.

    • @hoopthornseaweed
      @hoopthornseaweed 3 года назад +8

      Many love wage slave but none wish to be wage slave

    • @snowyy1919
      @snowyy1919 3 года назад +6

      and the fact that the camera cuts to a black guy makes it that much funnier @3:17

    • @thunderknight4149
      @thunderknight4149 3 года назад +2

      @@snowyy1919 uh what? how is that funny?

    • @fxdefiancy
      @fxdefiancy 3 года назад +1

      @@thunderknight4149 Cause its dark humor.

  • @Cismynickname
    @Cismynickname 6 месяцев назад +21

    Man I love it when liquids and solids come together to make something.

  • @ProDreamCrusher
    @ProDreamCrusher 3 года назад +681

    I've never watched this channel before so I genuinely expected a how it's made on jelly beans.
    Now I know that they're filled with cocaine and the purple ones are poisonous.

    • @davidlane256
      @davidlane256 3 года назад +9

      Send me the poisonous purple ones. I have a proper, safe way to dispose of them. 🟣

    • @davidlane256
      @davidlane256 3 года назад +20

      @@NOBODY-fz3im they don’t put them in, they sneak in, in their attempt to poison the world.

    • @shinobi9606
      @shinobi9606 3 года назад +10

      Dont forget red is racist

    • @user-cn8xi4el6h
      @user-cn8xi4el6h 3 года назад +2

      Also the red ones are racist

    • @HangingDGrunt
      @HangingDGrunt 3 года назад +3

      @@user-cn8xi4el6h They are still edible, though you might taste a white female Trump supporter's blood a bit. They're still pretty good.

  • @tylers6765
    @tylers6765 3 года назад +4632

    “And red liquid’s superpower? Racism.” Lmfaoo

    • @kirillslavitonov9486
      @kirillslavitonov9486 3 года назад +139

      Its a good superpower to have

    • @6LeXXX
      @6LeXXX 3 года назад +192

      I guess the blue jellybean's superpowers are deception and corruption...

    • @tylers6765
      @tylers6765 3 года назад +75

      @@6LeXXX ah, but the blue liquid is the protagonist

    • @Lucas-fm5xv
      @Lucas-fm5xv 3 года назад +19

      @@tylers6765 nah blues way to basic

    • @banann_ducc
      @banann_ducc 3 года назад +29

      How do you think liquid black became illegal red liquid won in court against blue liquid and black liquid on a technicality

  • @The_CIA
    @The_CIA 3 года назад +8013

    *WE AT THE AGENCY CAN INDEED CONFIRM THIS IS TRUE.*

    • @mcchicken1849
      @mcchicken1849 3 года назад +290

      Considering your connections with South American cocaine cartels, I believe you.

    • @Omnishredder
      @Omnishredder 3 года назад +74

      I'll only believe it when the FBI raids you to uncover the truth... Please make sure you record the FBI raid when it happens, as it'll be fun to watch

    • @Penn_Senseless
      @Penn_Senseless 3 года назад +47

      Can confirm. I am good friends with a few from the agency

    • @h_o_m_i_and_his_180sx
      @h_o_m_i_and_his_180sx 3 года назад +21

      @@Penn_Senseless joseph what happened to the almighty ussr

    • @Penn_Senseless
      @Penn_Senseless 3 года назад +29

      @@h_o_m_i_and_his_180sx oh you know just a little bit of total government collapse

  • @Stella_Blue1972
    @Stella_Blue1972 Год назад +51

    These never get old and always make me laugh. Please do more!

  • @AloTernois
    @AloTernois 3 года назад +112

    Blue Liquid & Wage Slave was my favorite comic book back in the 90's.

  • @thefrogmonarch4404
    @thefrogmonarch4404 3 года назад +515

    "And red liquid's superpower? Racism."
    My video them froze and I spat out my internal organs.

    • @tjtj3512
      @tjtj3512 3 года назад +18

      Are you ok

    • @thefrogmonarch4404
      @thefrogmonarch4404 3 года назад +24

      @@tjtj3512 call a doctor

    • @potaatobaked7013
      @potaatobaked7013 3 года назад +27

      @@thefrogmonarch4404 No. Perish

    • @Gio_in_6D
      @Gio_in_6D 3 года назад +7

      Their blood will make a fine color for the jellybean

    • @unnamedfox2744
      @unnamedfox2744 3 года назад +9

      @@Gio_in_6D in secret the red liquid is just the blood of the innocent

  • @anes9775
    @anes9775 3 года назад +693

    Huggbees: "Do not eat purple Jelly Beans"
    Everyone: "Ok"

  • @Camlling
    @Camlling Год назад +12

    I love how fast it goes from food to *cocaine*

  • @ItsMeLarky
    @ItsMeLarky 3 года назад +4531

    "And red liquid's superpower?"
    *" r a c i s m "*
    Can't believe I actually snorted at that part - it's criminally underrated.
    Edit: 3:43 (Timestamp)
    Edit 2: This has officially become a "I love your pfp" thread xD

    • @mgbestboy
      @mgbestboy 3 года назад +47

      I was giggling the while time, but this part was the highlight for sure lmao

    • @Profileunused
      @Profileunused 3 года назад +31

      You snorted the cocaine they used to make the J. beans?

    • @ItsMeLarky
      @ItsMeLarky 3 года назад +47

      @@Profileunused yes
      and ill do it again
      (so the person deleted their comment :( I think they said "so you snorted the jellybean powder" or something like that)

    • @beansandwich2391
      @beansandwich2391 3 года назад +16

      Nice pfp

    • @ItsMeLarky
      @ItsMeLarky 3 года назад +15

      @@beansandwich2391 Thanks! Yours is p nice too :)

  • @lowfatmilk1243
    @lowfatmilk1243 3 года назад +831

    I was eating jellybeans while watching this and almost choked on one at the last joke, 10/10 content

    • @bowserjrimacasualshutup6754
      @bowserjrimacasualshutup6754 3 года назад +7

      im eating some as i write this comment

    • @oranplan1630
      @oranplan1630 3 года назад +41

      please seek professional help

    • @lowfatmilk1243
      @lowfatmilk1243 3 года назад +17

      @@oranplan1630 I’ve seeked the help of a professional jelly bean maker.

    • @MintyZaki
      @MintyZaki 2 года назад +3

      I’m eating some as I weird this commenr

    • @ihaveagun3183
      @ihaveagun3183 2 года назад +1

      Timestamp?

  • @nistax2880
    @nistax2880 3 года назад +824

    The is how it's actually made: extra strong edition

  • @doomtho42
    @doomtho42 9 месяцев назад +31

    I love how every single one of these videos has a highly upvoted comment saying something along the lines of “I love how it starts off factual and then slowly gets crazier and crazier.”

  • @abcdefghidontcare
    @abcdefghidontcare 3 года назад +266

    Jesus Christ I'm glad we live in a universe where there is only 1 flavor of bean, and not some hellscape where dark wizards have made jelly beans of every flavor.

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 3 года назад +30

      Beanmancy is a dark art best left to the wretched and depraved souls that dare to tread the abyss

    • @balfanghellfire
      @balfanghellfire 2 года назад +1

      Bertie Bott confirmed dark wizard.

    • @hallucination3704
      @hallucination3704 2 года назад

      That’s actually a good idea for this story I’m working on and I need illegal food magic

    • @SnowytReal
      @SnowytReal 18 дней назад

      Jelly belly using dark magic to flavor their beans?

  • @JackToTheA1
    @JackToTheA1 3 года назад +716

    “WAGE SLAVE” i’m dying

    • @hilosky
      @hilosky 3 года назад +57

      So is the wageslave

    • @ethanfishell1930
      @ethanfishell1930 3 года назад +5

      @@hilosky he ate too many purple jelly beans.

  • @NobleSlicks
    @NobleSlicks 3 года назад +553

    “How it’s actually made: Crippling addiction”

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 3 года назад +6

      That's easy to "make."

    • @fuckgoogleforever
      @fuckgoogleforever 3 года назад +2

      Yeah that's easy silly.
      Try crack and you can live that episode real quick.
      (Never smoked crack but I heard you're feigning for it as soon as you start coming down)

    • @DavidA0519
      @DavidA0519 3 года назад +1

      I read that as “Crippling depression”

    • @atuaangie5160
      @atuaangie5160 3 года назад

      Answer: jellybeans

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 3 года назад

      @@fuckgoogleforever That'll usually do it.

  • @strqwberry_jam
    @strqwberry_jam 7 месяцев назад +11

    i had no idea this was a huggbees video for a solid 2 minutes and i was so fucking confused 💀💀😭

  • @BuckyDucky
    @BuckyDucky 3 года назад +363

    Fun Fact: Jelly Belly does infact have behind the scenes narcotic connections

    • @KizilXD
      @KizilXD 3 года назад +13

      Epic

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 3 года назад +5

      Of course they do lmfao

    • @shanemorris3554
      @shanemorris3554 3 года назад +10

      Yeah I was wondering if that was actually a joke or not because it wouldn't surprise me. They're also anti gay

    • @BlueRGuy
      @BlueRGuy 3 года назад +23

      @@shanemorris3554 I don't think jellybeans can think and have an opinion

    • @rainydaze4409
      @rainydaze4409 3 года назад +28

      @@noobboss0 lmao
      No. The BEANS HAVE SPOKEN.

  • @rappingtoad6168
    @rappingtoad6168 3 года назад +915

    "Do not purple jelly beans, as they're spoiled and poisonous"
    *Sees purple jelly beans on the conveyor*

    • @senpie6639
      @senpie6639 3 года назад +6

      Geezus, I almost ate those

    • @promethium2302
      @promethium2302 3 года назад +9

      Huh purple jelly beans are illegal so it must have sneaked in

    • @bagahbread
      @bagahbread 3 года назад +6

      He said not to eat them he never said they won’t make it into the bag

    • @Fedico7000
      @Fedico7000 3 года назад +1

      It's a secret surprise for later 😉

    • @sylvesterthekiibokinnie1637
      @sylvesterthekiibokinnie1637 3 года назад +3

      Survival of the fittest

  • @naughtynedflanders434
    @naughtynedflanders434 3 года назад +3031

    In these videos I like to mentally note the exact moment it goes from serious to trolling

    • @patiencewallace8453
      @patiencewallace8453 3 года назад +18

      Me too 😂

    • @udalix
      @udalix 3 года назад +117

      For me it was the word "cocaine".

    • @overxeno
      @overxeno 3 года назад +60

      probably about 0:40 he doesn’t say what the liquid/solids are

    • @TakuKitee
      @TakuKitee 3 года назад +4

      Exactly

    • @TakuKitee
      @TakuKitee 3 года назад +2

      @JD - 06NP 790904 Thomas Street MS when he said that I was like the what now?

  • @ChickenCoop82
    @ChickenCoop82 3 года назад +1109

    Also; I once told my mom “I love you more than jelly beans”
    Which she quotes to this day
    I don’t have the heart to tell her I hate jelly beans with a burning passion

    • @misspollysdolly
      @misspollysdolly 2 года назад +28

      Maybe she likes them

    • @subnauticaispog7580
      @subnauticaispog7580 2 года назад +69

      I guess that means you do love her more than you love jellybeans

    • @BALLIN_BALLER
      @BALLIN_BALLER Год назад +18

      @@subnauticaispog7580 imagine he liked Jelly Beans more than his mum 💀

    • @giantlips1462
      @giantlips1462 Год назад +1

      Yo Travis tell purple Paul I said hi

    • @dashieprodx
      @dashieprodx Год назад

      ​@@misspollysdolly if this is correct, I can link some mental health resources for their mother.

  • @AdzimHere
    @AdzimHere Год назад +27

    Arthur: i got some jelly bean, you like jelly bean?
    this meme has been living in my head rent free

  • @oneofthe12sionmains70
    @oneofthe12sionmains70 3 года назад +292

    'The drugs don't stand a chance! Liquid and blue liquid fused!"
    "But despite their power, they've been contained in a container! How will Bluequid ever catch the bean cartel?"
    "Never fear! The wage slave in all his unpaid rage will pave ways for the main chase to take place!"

    • @kamanarirings5648
      @kamanarirings5648 3 года назад +22

      "Oh no looks like the wage slave has met his kryptonite, Bills"
      "DON'T FEAR, MY FELLOW COMRADES. I, the Fucking 100 pound of Cocai- I mean Sugar, will stop the drugs"
      "Not if I interfere"
      "Huh?"
      "Oh no looks like the greatest supervillain, Red liquid, has joined the party"
      "I thought you died getting diluted in Water"
      "Uhhhhh....my death is greatly exaggerated, now it's time for me to use my special power"
      "Oh no, Red liquid special power
      Racist"

    • @Quiet_Void
      @Quiet_Void 3 года назад +14

      But then, a new threat introduces themselves, Wax! Although he is underestimated at first, Wax quickly proves himself as he quickly overpowers both Blue and Red liquid.
      “Wax? I thought I knew you. Why have you betrayed me?” Blue liquid cried in anguish as Red liquid groans in agony.
      “I do not hate you, Blue. I just have my own intentions, and they require both of you.” Wax replied in a monotone voice.
      Wage Slave watches in horror as Wax grabs both Blue and Red liquid, before spinning so fast that it causes all three of them to fuse. The love of his life, blue Gatorade, is no more.
      What comes next is the most horrific and vile thing to ever be born in this world: *Purple Beans*
      Wage stumbles back in fear as his breath shortens, his cries that were once from grief, were now being released from pure horror.
      “W-Wage… d-don’t eat the purple ones…!”
      Blue’s dying voice was soon overtaken by a horrific noise that sounded like it came from the depths of hell. Wage tried to run, but remembered he didn’t have any limbs. Wage gave up and cowered on the spot, praying for a quick and painless death…

  • @jasonpugliano
    @jasonpugliano 3 года назад +1383

    "Don't eat the purple ones"
    Me, who likes grape jelly beans: *_dying inside_*

    • @AsAboveISoBelow
      @AsAboveISoBelow 3 года назад +30

      I understand. Everyone actually hates the black jellybeans because licorice, when licorice is just a stronger version of cinnamon :

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 3 года назад +65

      @@AsAboveISoBelow Black jelly beans are flavored with anise. 🤢🤮
      Leave cinnamon out of this.

    • @jasonpugliano
      @jasonpugliano 3 года назад +17

      @@AsAboveISoBelow I also like the black ones too :(

    • @metareaper8008
      @metareaper8008 3 года назад +9

      Grape is the worst flavor though

    • @ArtFromAurora
      @ArtFromAurora 3 года назад +45

      see that's the poison killing you on the inside

  • @DocSleepy
    @DocSleepy 3 года назад +491

    "We here at How It's Made would like to apologize for doing an episode on jelly beans; we all know they're disgusting, and one of the worst candies ever made."
    *_THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS._*

    • @gabemorrison4808
      @gabemorrison4808 3 года назад +46

      There are people that can help, it gets better

    • @DocSleepy
      @DocSleepy 3 года назад +60

      @@gabemorrison4808 B O L D W O R D S F O R S O M E O N E I N C R U S A D I N G D I S T A N C E

    • @jonathanblair5920
      @jonathanblair5920 3 года назад +37

      @@gabemorrison4808 leave me and my candied crack alone!

    • @simonthebananaman446
      @simonthebananaman446 3 года назад +23

      Sorry but candy corn is way worse

    • @oliviamalerich462
      @oliviamalerich462 3 года назад +23

      Jellybeans are fucking amazing man

  • @Joni.Sandy-Brawl
    @Joni.Sandy-Brawl Месяц назад +9

    0:27 rip to my whole childhood (one flavor😢)

  • @grottyPoltergeist
    @grottyPoltergeist 3 года назад +195

    I demand more lore for Liquid, Blue Liquid, and Red Liquid

    • @PoppyGaming43
      @PoppyGaming43 3 года назад +16

      blue liquid's parents were filling machine. red liquid's parents were rinsing machines, but he thought they were filling machines. after he found out he felt betrayed

    • @williamharper8745
      @williamharper8745 3 года назад +14

      What about Blue Liquid's sidekick, Wage Slave?

    • @grottyPoltergeist
      @grottyPoltergeist 3 года назад +11

      @@williamharper8745 dang I forgot about Wage Slave! They need a backstory arc too

    • @MCStevie1000
      @MCStevie1000 3 года назад +8

      Wonder if they have ties with Liquid Black

    • @AlexW-
      @AlexW- 3 года назад +1

      Well I can inform you about liquid "E" if you like.
      It's pure liquid happiness

  • @thundertwonk1090
    @thundertwonk1090 2 года назад +1129

    As someone who was once a jelly bean, this is 100% accurate

    • @electrovintinca
      @electrovintinca Год назад +2

      ok...

    • @Masterofham8
      @Masterofham8 Год назад

      I just realize that this was a parity of discover UK’s how jellybeans are really made it makes it even funnier

    • @Selatapey
      @Selatapey Год назад +16

      As a factory, I can confirm

    • @CesarSalad69
      @CesarSalad69 Год назад +16

      As a cocaine bag, i can confirm this is true

    • @allereizeid
      @allereizeid Год назад +9

      as sugar, i can confirm this is true

  • @TheBlargMarg
    @TheBlargMarg 3 года назад +218

    I love how accurate this voice actor is to the original guy. The first video I saw had me convinced this was the original until he went off the rails.

  • @Echo_675
    @Echo_675 11 месяцев назад +10

    I love how calm he is.

  • @gabemorrison4808
    @gabemorrison4808 3 года назад +109

    “And than a little wax is added because most people hate when things taste good”
    This is what I do with my time, mainly when I’m supposed to be doing school work

    • @Lord_Plasma_3
      @Lord_Plasma_3 3 года назад +9

      You add a little wax to things to make them not taste good when you're supposed to be doing school work, bcs people hate when things taste good?
      Not all heroes wear capes

  • @inky3944
    @inky3944 3 года назад +296

    “They only come in one flavor”
    Me: that’s some bullshit.

    • @Justanotherlogin
      @Justanotherlogin 3 года назад +8

      Hey hey hey It’s not that uncommon like rose art only has red orange crayons, but there are some failures of course just like the purple jelly bean.

    • @JesusIsMySaviorILoveJesus
      @JesusIsMySaviorILoveJesus 3 года назад +5

      Ironically, that’s the one flavor they come in

    • @Justanotherlogin
      @Justanotherlogin 3 года назад

      @@JesusIsMySaviorILoveJesus My point exactly

    • @hex697
      @hex697 3 года назад +1

      If this was real I would've thought **"My life is a lie..."**

    • @anonymous-sus406
      @anonymous-sus406 3 года назад

      If you eat enough of them, eventually they all taste the same

  • @uppermoon_2.
    @uppermoon_2. 3 года назад +239

    "cocaine factory" ah no wonder why kids gets crazy after eating a lot of jelly beans

  • @Hungarian_Boi
    @Hungarian_Boi 26 дней назад +1

    This was one of my favourite how it was made episodes and this really made me laugh.

  • @lotgc
    @lotgc 3 года назад +144

    "but this cartel is so rich they just stopped giving a s***"
    Best thing I've heard all day

  • @teehee-e9r
    @teehee-e9r 3 года назад +212

    I actually snorted when I heard “stopped going a shit” because I thought this was the actual thing and not a parody

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 3 года назад +11

      You snorted cocaine???

    • @miuiswaifu
      @miuiswaifu 2 года назад +1

      When he said coke I was very shocked but also trying not to laugh

  • @szil4209
    @szil4209 3 года назад +416

    The funniest part is that I know a teacher has put this video on during class before without knowing what’s in it

  • @Cody-y1z
    @Cody-y1z Год назад +1

    I used to watch how it’s made all the time. This is better than how it’s made

  • @venomairsoft830
    @venomairsoft830 2 года назад +167

    Everytime I think I am going to genuinely find out how it’s made, I get one of these videos.
    And you know what. I’m never disappointed. A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

  • @BeanzAreGud
    @BeanzAreGud 2 года назад +194

    1:49 i feel like he's just coping with his addiction to Jellybeans

  • @starxich0r727
    @starxich0r727 3 года назад +73

    I love how I acted shocked when he says something weird even though I subscribed and put notifications on

    • @ndartehkewl1282
      @ndartehkewl1282 3 года назад

      What

    • @oscarredfearn3492
      @oscarredfearn3492 3 года назад +3

      @@ndartehkewl1282 I LOVE HOW I ACTED SHOCKED WHEN HE SAYS SOMETHING WEIRD EVEN THOUGH I SUBSCRIBED AND PUT NOTIFICATIONS ON

    • @ndartehkewl1282
      @ndartehkewl1282 3 года назад

      @@oscarredfearn3492 yo true thanks for clearing that up 👍

  • @Arson1stic
    @Arson1stic Год назад +4

    “Normally the cocaine would be scraped off the machinery, but this cartel is so ludicrously wealthy and powerful that they have completely stopped giving a crap” Got me rolling of the floor fr 💀

  • @judonos
    @judonos 2 года назад +166

    My class accidentally watched this because they thought it was an actual jelly bean video

    • @Axel_homie
      @Axel_homie 6 месяцев назад +2

      lmfaoooo, what happened after?

    • @Pluticus
      @Pluticus 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Axel_homiewe still dont know what happened after

    • @theofficialwoohoogamers
      @theofficialwoohoogamers 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Pluticus NOOOO

    • @SoulTwinky
      @SoulTwinky 3 месяца назад

      Finally Hugbees plan worked 😂

  • @olising8843
    @olising8843 3 года назад +143

    I’m offended that I had to learn about jellybeans.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 3 года назад +1

      Regular-ass jellybeans are terrible.
      But good, flavored ones? Like Starburst or.. Gimbal's... or Welch's or SweetTarts jelly beans or... I wanna say there were like sour patch kids branded jellybeans.. and the best part is nobody knows when Easter is, so the candy is up from February 15th clear through May. basically every spring i get gelatin poisoning.

    • @astronautdyno3120
      @astronautdyno3120 3 года назад

      @@KairuHakubi uhhhh you can get gelation poising? uh oh.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 3 года назад

      @@astronautdyno3120 It would be a real problem if we could, since gelatin is just a protein derived from collagen, and collagen makes up, like, all of our tissues.

  • @soggysocks1238
    @soggysocks1238 3 года назад +184

    Red Liquid looks like blood. Imagine a murder at a jellybean factory.

  • @huntercook4985
    @huntercook4985 4 месяца назад +4

    This got played by accident in my 5th grade class. I will never forget the face my teacher made when they said the word cocain

    • @punprincess3214
      @punprincess3214 3 месяца назад

      That is the best mistake ever 😂😂😂

  • @fabi1488
    @fabi1488 3 года назад +158

    Beans covered in jelly, it's that easy

    • @scottishscott3536
      @scottishscott3536 3 года назад +5

      Tastiest shit I’ve ever ate

    • @budmeister
      @budmeister 3 года назад +8

      @@scottishscott3536 You eat shit? So do I!

    • @playtime9158
      @playtime9158 3 года назад +3

      This is cursed XD

    • @scottishscott3536
      @scottishscott3536 3 года назад +1

      @@budmeister no beans covered in jelly tastiest shit Ives even eaten

    • @TheAveragePalico
      @TheAveragePalico 3 года назад +2

      What if I add forbidden jelly?

  • @deadaf6098
    @deadaf6098 3 года назад +62

    Im amazed how no beans fall from that machine at 3:48

  • @LammyOW
    @LammyOW 3 года назад +39

    I love how he’s so chill the entire video while talking about how jelly beans are made of nose candy.

  • @patrickcole7479
    @patrickcole7479 Год назад +35

    I love how these videos start off, kind of professional, and then turn into a joke spree😂

  • @lucasli0207
    @lucasli0207 3 года назад +135

    I like how jelly beans are made for kids but as soon as I heard the word “cocaine” I laughed to death

  • @chezzze1093
    @chezzze1093 3 года назад +48

    1:02 favorite part

  • @zawisy
    @zawisy 3 года назад +91

    "half end up on the south side of Chicago" me a Chicagoan : Sounds about right

    • @activeshockwave1924
      @activeshockwave1924 3 года назад

      Nah, the West Side has more

    • @ericpmoss
      @ericpmoss 3 года назад

      They fill Wrigley Field with them during off-season.

    • @kendric2434
      @kendric2434 3 года назад

      @@ericpmoss yes I go there every year and now I am addicted

  • @gustavborn3210
    @gustavborn3210 Месяц назад +11

    Guess I also have a super power 3:44

    • @malegria9641
      @malegria9641 27 дней назад

      Do you think Swiss people should have human rights

    • @long_dennis
      @long_dennis 25 дней назад

      @@malegria9641they’re cheese
      Why should they?

  • @noahpatton9276
    @noahpatton9276 3 года назад +65

    I like how blue liquids sidekick is an employee named “wage slave”

  • @BakaTaco
    @BakaTaco 3 года назад +114

    "... Even though they only come in one flavour."
    Jelly Belly: Yes.

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 3 года назад +2

      to be fair, Jelly Belly commits crimes against nature and humanity on a daily basis with most of those flavors.

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco 3 года назад +4

      @@jeremyabbott4537 I don't care how many people supposedly like Buttered Popcorn flavour, that flavour is disgusting and that is a fact, not an opinion.

  • @bondermas0170
    @bondermas0170 3 года назад +85

    3:12
    LOL
    Wage slave.

    • @OrangeYT857
      @OrangeYT857 2 года назад +10

      CG5 laughs at it

    • @arpitupadhyay1535
      @arpitupadhyay1535 Год назад +6

      ​@@OrangeYT857 I laughed at the same time when CG5 laughed lol

  • @Jesusesfanboy
    @Jesusesfanboy Месяц назад +1

    This fills like something they show you at school

    • @Jesusesfanboy
      @Jesusesfanboy Месяц назад +1

      nevermind NEVERMIND I WAS WRONG

  • @craigjonker7245
    @craigjonker7245 3 года назад +49

    1:10 completely stopped giving a shit

  • @Lozoot2
    @Lozoot2 3 года назад +56

    3:00 *LIQUIIIIIDDD*

  • @somerandompersononacompute9590
    @somerandompersononacompute9590 3 года назад +74

    0:56
    *nose candy*

    • @pjmaxwell1709
      @pjmaxwell1709 4 месяца назад +1

      Homie I’m trying not to die of laughter.

    • @Youkuri
      @Youkuri 3 месяца назад +1

      As a colombian, i approve

  • @blue.johnstone.z
    @blue.johnstone.z Год назад +4

    you know i genuinely thought this was an actual how it's made but i wasn't disappointed with what i got lmao

  • @generalkt5398
    @generalkt5398 3 года назад +105

    Blue Liquid is the hero we needed but never deserved. Thank you Blue Liquid.

  • @gustman9048
    @gustman9048 3 года назад +52

    2:25 damn that’s where my grandma gets her meds and why she gets hyper every time

  • @generalcodsworth4417
    @generalcodsworth4417 3 года назад +181

    "Never eat the purple jelly beans"
    Doesn't everyone know the purple ones taste the worst?

    • @momouwu1937
      @momouwu1937 3 года назад +6

      If I'm right, it's cinnamon flavoured right? I never understand why cinnamon flavoured candy is a thing. It's spicy asf

    • @princessironlove4508
      @princessironlove4508 3 года назад +5

      @@momouwu1937 No it's either Grape or Black Liqorice

    • @insertdeadmemehere9397
      @insertdeadmemehere9397 3 года назад +12

      @@princessironlove4508 I love grape flavored jelly beans ngl black licorice is meh

    • @Slymarbo-b5f
      @Slymarbo-b5f 3 года назад +1

      This comment is right below the guy who likes it

    • @Pirategod23
      @Pirategod23 3 года назад +2

      The black ones of course

  • @Nitro-mo5tt
    @Nitro-mo5tt Год назад +1

    this explains why I'm in $200,244,323,621,681 dollars in debt from jelly beans

  • @cocoaexists
    @cocoaexists 3 года назад +85

    2:50 ᵇᵉᵃⁿ

  • @meowzapaluzagame3574
    @meowzapaluzagame3574 3 года назад +78

    4:55 "and if you enjoy eating or learning about jelly beans please consult professional counseling. it gets better." I'm dead why is this not in the comments already 😂😂😂😂

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 2 года назад +7

      That’s a wake-up call and a half

  • @dgcat-tp9fl
    @dgcat-tp9fl 3 года назад +64

    "Evil red's super power is racism" needs to be a meme

  • @AndJusticeForAll66
    @AndJusticeForAll66 Год назад +1

    “I got some jelly beans, you like jelly beans?” -Arthur Morgan