How It's Actually Made - Jawbreakers

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
  • Jawbreakers may be hard on your teeth, but they're a staple of every candy store. Here's how they're made.
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  • @angrilyscreaminghotdog1283
    @angrilyscreaminghotdog1283 3 года назад +17087

    You had me. I wasn't fully paying attention, although still engaged otherwise, but then I heard "cow urine" and did a sitcom double-take.

    • @joystickthesentientpc7787
      @joystickthesentientpc7787 3 года назад +89

      Lol same

    • @Beepins
      @Beepins 3 года назад +116

      Same but mine was a bit earlier

    • @potatoguy5428
      @potatoguy5428 3 года назад +667

      "small children might get stuck in the mixture"
      Yeah thats normal

    • @matthewmitchell3457
      @matthewmitchell3457 3 года назад +401

      Wow... took you that long? After "narcotics" and "small children" getting accidentally added?

    • @angrilyscreaminghotdog1283
      @angrilyscreaminghotdog1283 3 года назад +239

      @@matthewmitchell3457 Empathize on "wasn't fully paying attention."

  • @Beef_Master_Flex
    @Beef_Master_Flex 3 года назад +4210

    “When the batter is *child free”* yes that is a good thing to say

    • @lolster626
      @lolster626 3 года назад +87

      when the batter is not child free it is quickly thrown into an incinorator until it is child free, we weren't able to get a vidoe of this as it is quite rare

    • @DEEWANEM
      @DEEWANEM 3 года назад +11

      I wonder what happened there

    • @Honamis.apple.pies2311
      @Honamis.apple.pies2311 3 года назад +5

      I wish they made some that weren't child free... btw this is coming from a child

    • @bobraekevelt7953
      @bobraekevelt7953 3 года назад

      @@Honamis.apple.pies2311 try drinking coke, their brown colour comes from child blood

    • @Honamis.apple.pies2311
      @Honamis.apple.pies2311 3 года назад +2

      @@bobraekevelt7953 oooooh so all these years i have been drinking this....niceee

  • @obnoxiousArcade
    @obnoxiousArcade 3 года назад +8694

    " small animals or children may have gotten trapped inside - ”
    " once there are no children - "
    what about the animals?
    *_what about the animals?_*

    • @Blowhole6969
      @Blowhole6969 3 года назад +708

      FDA is ok with a couple animals, they draw the line at children

    • @norangetm80
      @norangetm80 3 года назад +425

      Natural flavoring 😋

    • @bobraekevelt7953
      @bobraekevelt7953 3 года назад +288

      @@Blowhole6969 coca cola is the exact opposite, they get their taste from children but draw the line at animals

    • @Struggler_5
      @Struggler_5 3 года назад +56

      What ABOUT the animals?

    • @dragonhuntress8683
      @dragonhuntress8683 3 года назад +139

      “Cow blood is added because the factory doesn’t waste any part of the animal”

  • @ardendolas
    @ardendolas Год назад +208

    It's the "narcotics are added later" line that made me do a double take and start paying closer attention! Well done!

  • @impracticalnuke
    @impracticalnuke 3 года назад +5947

    I've actually watched the actual How It's Made episode of this.
    I'll tell you now, this is way better.

    • @dark_glitch5766
      @dark_glitch5766 3 года назад +18

      Same

    • @buccaneerguy8197
      @buccaneerguy8197 3 года назад +62

      Lol i thought this was the original XD

    • @dahilljam
      @dahilljam 3 года назад +8

      These are always better

    • @Elibones1
      @Elibones1 3 года назад +7

      do tell, what is the actual episode for this?

    • @Moald
      @Moald 2 года назад +16

      @@Elibones1 probably something like How It's Made - Jawbreakers

  • @BlueNukez
    @BlueNukez 4 года назад +13315

    "bowling balls are in fact extra large jawbreakers" a normal person wont lick a bowling ball so this could be true for all we know

    • @stevehurley12
      @stevehurley12 4 года назад +187

      The Jesus does.

    • @BlueNukez
      @BlueNukez 4 года назад +35

      ZenoTheMeano so is it true?

    • @kiitaclyzm
      @kiitaclyzm 4 года назад +137

      you've started the next corona challenge
      why would you do such a thing

    • @jasonday5143
      @jasonday5143 4 года назад +22

      @@stevehurley12 Omg I love you lol
      The dude abides

    • @t1dotaku
      @t1dotaku 4 года назад +17

      About to go grab my bowling ball to test this out

  • @KevinAuriemma
    @KevinAuriemma 4 года назад +3869

    I lost it when he said "and an oil called "sono uno stronzo" "witch means i am a douchebag in italian

  • @JiF_cos
    @JiF_cos 2 года назад +448

    I've binged quite of bit of this series and this is still my favorite episode. I love the mix of jokes, from shock humor (cow urine) to mundane absurdism (please petition your local congressman)

    • @wad3y.
      @wad3y. 10 месяцев назад +11

      And the unexplained powder bit is so funny

    • @Letsgogolfpro
      @Letsgogolfpro 10 месяцев назад +2

      Jelly been is better

  • @Elmojomo
    @Elmojomo 3 года назад +7911

    Are we not gonna talk about how those large white ones are essentially HAND PAINTED?! Each one is an original work of art. I never knew...

    • @jmvt3
      @jmvt3 3 года назад +476

      Or Jackson Pollack is just a glorified factory worker

    • @Elmojomo
      @Elmojomo 3 года назад +78

      @@jmvt3 yes, or that. :)

    • @SurplusTrader
      @SurplusTrader 3 года назад +53

      Art by the austrian painter

    • @itsGrzli
      @itsGrzli 3 года назад +19

      No gloves tho

    • @daniellima4391
      @daniellima4391 3 года назад +34

      We should sell them for 1M dollars, it's a work of art after all

  • @roguespectre9656
    @roguespectre9656 3 года назад +3904

    The sheer professionalism makes me wonder how long it took him to read all this without losing it

    • @Jesus_Offical
      @Jesus_Offical 2 года назад +26

      Indeed

    • @temcollegstuden8025
      @temcollegstuden8025 2 года назад +12

      Prais day lawd

    • @dipstick6778
      @dipstick6778 2 года назад +23

      must've taken him so long to not burst out into laughter with every sentence

    • @jargozle5393
      @jargozle5393 2 года назад +6

      @@temcollegstuden8025 praise the sun

    • @southernflatland
      @southernflatland Год назад +2

      Did you know only 23% of social media users know how to sharpen a pencil?
      Neither did I!

  • @ElToland
    @ElToland 4 года назад +1015

    "It's a little known fact that bowling balls are, in fact, extra large jawbreakers"
    *I knew it!*

    • @jedimindtrick3391
      @jedimindtrick3391 4 года назад +1

      Lol right when I read this he said it exactly the same time

    • @tommo531
      @tommo531 4 года назад +2

      I swear people called me crazy for licking those bowling balls at the alley

  • @TastefulPsycho
    @TastefulPsycho Год назад +825

    A gaggle of nun's
    A pod of dolphins
    A murder of crows
    A parade of elephants
    A flamboyance of flamingos
    *A diarrhea of jawbreakers*

    • @ytuser4562
      @ytuser4562 5 месяцев назад +9

      A gaggle of nuns?

    • @TastefulPsycho
      @TastefulPsycho 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@ytuser4562 that’s what a group of nuns are called.

    • @ytuser4562
      @ytuser4562 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@TastefulPsychoI thought it was a gaggle of geese

    • @HideousKajima
      @HideousKajima 5 месяцев назад +9

      My first thought was that it was similar to “A school of fish”

    • @DangerOctoYT
      @DangerOctoYT 4 месяца назад

      *“A jizz of mayonnaise”*
      (from the store-bought sandwiches episode)

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 4 года назад +7813

    It took me until the 'child trapped inside' part to realise this wasn't real

    • @honquewastaken2298
      @honquewastaken2298 4 года назад +316

      I mean it is real just not the commentary

    • @realisticminecraftsteve4308
      @realisticminecraftsteve4308 4 года назад +439

      And you just accepted that they coat them in cow urine?

    • @katbird2699
      @katbird2699 4 года назад +333

      @@realisticminecraftsteve4308 I'm pretty sure that was after the child bit, but to be fair it wouldn't be too far out there. You'd be surprised the kind of things that are used in some food products

    • @realisticminecraftsteve4308
      @realisticminecraftsteve4308 4 года назад +20

      @@katbird2699 ok

    • @thatsawrapstudios2674
      @thatsawrapstudios2674 4 года назад +3

      Ditto

  • @leeney708
    @leeney708 4 года назад +720

    imagine if a teacher accidently played this in class
    like a cooking class then you hear "small children may be trapped inside"

    • @NewSinns
      @NewSinns 3 года назад +50

      "And now, cow urine is added to the mix"

    • @anchoviesonnachos7074
      @anchoviesonnachos7074 3 года назад +4

      @Mac Cheezy there is an Irish sausage called drisheen which is made of pig blood, inside a sheep intestine

    • @peepeepiss2303
      @peepeepiss2303 3 года назад +1

      @@anchoviesonnachos7074 mmmm, tasty

    • @lifesucks3514
      @lifesucks3514 3 года назад +2

      @@anchoviesonnachos7074 idk if its just me but that sounds like it would be delicious

    • @anchoviesonnachos7074
      @anchoviesonnachos7074 3 года назад +2

      @@lifesucks3514 It is very much absolutely fucking delicious. please try it some day you wont regret it

  • @VintageToiletsRock
    @VintageToiletsRock 4 года назад +3342

    Narcotics: The reason why Ed, Edd and Eddy always wanted more jawbreakers.

    • @blazingblasian4257
      @blazingblasian4257 4 года назад +20

      Have you seen the meat canyon jawbreakor video..... Watch it it's great and 2 parts

    • @mr.citrus7316
      @mr.citrus7316 4 года назад +16

      And the cowpee

    • @unidentifiedgodofdankstruc1510
      @unidentifiedgodofdankstruc1510 4 года назад +18

      @@blazingblasian4257 cherish this moment it is so much more enjoyable than the darkness that awaits you you are going to give back more than you’ll ever know

    • @steven-gb1cj
      @steven-gb1cj 4 года назад +3

      @Your Therapist M E A T C A N N O N

    • @blazingblasian4257
      @blazingblasian4257 4 года назад

      @@unidentifiedgodofdankstruc1510 excellent

  • @dynamagon
    @dynamagon Год назад +141

    "As for the rest of the jaw breakers, the candy centers are slam dunked into a coating pan." made me laugh way more than it should have.

  • @andrewe-
    @andrewe- 3 года назад +5194

    "And of course, more powder is added."
    "ᴴᵉʸ ʷʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒʷᵈᵉʳˀ ᵂʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒʷᵈᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵒᶠˀ..."
    "ᴼʰ, ᶦᵗ'ˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵖᵒʷᵈᵉʳˀ"
    "ᴼᵏay it- it's just powder, guys"

    • @salem2702
      @salem2702 3 года назад +214

      @@soultaker840 no, that was a coke joke. he's saying it was suspicious powder and they won't tell what it was.

    • @snowstormgaming1323
      @snowstormgaming1323 3 года назад +20

      @{_ Strawberry Blossom _} luckily I’ve never ate a jawbreaker

    • @Samithecutie
      @Samithecutie 3 года назад +17

      @@snowstormgaming1323 oh this is a rare occurrence
      Someone who didn’t have a childhood 🥰

    • @mimichou777
      @mimichou777 3 года назад +7

      How did you get that font?

    • @snowstormgaming1323
      @snowstormgaming1323 3 года назад +3

      @@Samithecutie *but i am a child ._.*

  • @eathanwinters7737
    @eathanwinters7737 3 года назад +4358

    “And when you dissect the jaw breaker you can see your mother before, and after my night with her.”
    Yeeeah, thanks bud. My mom was in the same room when you said that and she chuckled when she heard it. T-T

  • @Smushroom
    @Smushroom 3 года назад +6305

    I am embarrassed to say that I did not realize this was a joke until the end... he just sounds so professional 😭

    • @aneeveewhohasinternet1871
      @aneeveewhohasinternet1871 3 года назад +286

      Okay, but how the hell did you get passed him talking about the gum being made of rubber and shit?
      At 0:30

    • @datpisidukmv2819
      @datpisidukmv2819 3 года назад +348

      @@aneeveewhohasinternet1871 Hey that is not a joke LOL, gum IS made with rubber look it up

    • @lai-laiblackclover2163
      @lai-laiblackclover2163 3 года назад +94

      1:49

    • @jellyarizomaramger1433
      @jellyarizomaramger1433 3 года назад +231

      @@lai-laiblackclover2163 yeah I feel like the cow urine should've told you it was fake

    • @LegitimatelyJesusChrist
      @LegitimatelyJesusChrist 3 года назад +172

      how did you think that after he says they make sure the batter is child free

  • @sophiaswiftie_1989
    @sophiaswiftie_1989 2 года назад +145

    My favorite quote is “and when you bisect the jawbreaker, you can see your mother before… and after my night with her.”

  • @luxluther436
    @luxluther436 4 года назад +1412

    Me doing a presentation in school without actually planning anything and not studying:

    • @Sylau369
      @Sylau369 3 года назад +10

      Wait what? I wasn’t paying attention - me if I told the truth

    • @themessenger8656
      @themessenger8656 3 года назад +5

      True

    • @thefloridaman8718
      @thefloridaman8718 3 года назад +7

      Yet you somehow get an A

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 3 года назад +9

      Honestly, if you're this coherent under those circumstances, I'd say you deserve the A.

  • @jvv80085
    @jvv80085 4 года назад +6219

    When you're so early the video's still educational:

  • @thetasty5246
    @thetasty5246 4 года назад +607

    Knowing that huggbees was potentially making sexual innuendos less than an hour ago fills my heart with joy

    • @thefrenchguy6300
      @thefrenchguy6300 4 года назад +1

      Explain please, this seems interesting

    • @ilostmyoreo116
      @ilostmyoreo116 4 года назад

      Nice.

    • @mmh2120
      @mmh2120 4 года назад +3

      Wait, there's non sexual innuendo?

    • @Garchomp808
      @Garchomp808 4 года назад +2

      @@thefrenchguy6300 thats just who huggbees is. have you ever seen a stream. full of stuff a 14 year old would giggle to

  • @badonkadonkbuttons
    @badonkadonkbuttons 2 года назад +168

    Back when I was a kid I was obsessed with these documentaries and I believed them like they were the words of god. This was one of the first vids I saw on your channel back then and genuinely believed everything you said, I also just thought that you made funny jokes from time to time like the narrator in Winnie the pooh. I shared you words in school acting like I was a genius in food production till my teacher overheard and lectured me for "taking jokes to far" I cried on my way home. Anyway I still enjoy your vids keep up the good work!

  • @bluuser6089
    @bluuser6089 4 года назад +744

    “If the batter is child free”
    “A diarrhea of Jawbreakers”

    • @lastbreathsans416
      @lastbreathsans416 4 года назад +1

      Hmmmm

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov 4 года назад +10

      I have petitioned my local congressman to recognize the name of the process of slicing the pooped segments as "circumcision", and the machine as a "Rabbisector".

    • @ki-pattao9030
      @ki-pattao9030 4 года назад +1

      Jawbreakers are made by poop?

    • @blastoid37
      @blastoid37 4 года назад +1

      @@ki-pattao9030 they are indeed made by people order our patties

    • @a-gusgus4816
      @a-gusgus4816 4 года назад

      @@ki-pattao9030 i am pleased to informed you that yes, they are

  • @connorhurley6772
    @connorhurley6772 3 года назад +473

    "jawbreakers, like people, have hard centers"
    who hurt this man

  • @themoon2232
    @themoon2232 3 года назад +2767

    Nobody is going to mentioned that he said “I’m a pice of shit” in Italian at 0:45 😂

    • @dartingralaughter9781
      @dartingralaughter9781 3 года назад +177

      Nobody who doesn't speak Italian, maybe?

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX 3 года назад +51

      @@dartingralaughter9781 nobody who doesn’t is double negative, are you a Countryside man by any chance? American?

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX 3 года назад +24

      Not racism just talking habits
      Edit: I simply stated ‘racism’ because one brain dead user will say that I am racist, it seems u guys didn’t notice
      Edit2: found the conspiracy theorist in the comment, thinks I imply Americans hate Italians

    • @zionnemakoma1398
      @zionnemakoma1398 3 года назад +86

      @@APersonOnRUclipsX no, they're saying
      "Nobody who doesn't speak italian understands"
      As in, among the people who understand, none of them *don't* speak italian

    • @Iloveangrybird
      @Iloveangrybird 3 года назад +17

      @@APersonOnRUclipsX italian isnt a race they’re mediterranean

  • @ALYZZAOFDEATH
    @ALYZZAOFDEATH Год назад +30

    The way these seem perfectly fine at first and slowly devolves into madness... it's a God damn work of art.

  • @rayherver2572
    @rayherver2572 3 года назад +1076

    This was the longest "yo mama" joke I've ever witnessed

  • @thebrownmantapesthenewchan2206
    @thebrownmantapesthenewchan2206 3 года назад +4701

    Him: "Making a jawbreaker can take up to 69 hours."
    Me: "nice."
    Him: "nice."
    *great minds think alike*

    • @lorddumb21
      @lorddumb21 3 года назад +34

      then i'll take it your megaman's true sucessor

    • @olivebrown4361
      @olivebrown4361 3 года назад +7

      Y̷̧̻̫̝̼͇̞̙̖̝͚̦̖̽͌̒͗̓̈́͠͝Ḛ̵̡̣͇̿̔͋̈́̀̐͐͛̇̌̓S̵͕̞̯̒̈̏̈͗̏̕͝

    • @NorilXFeder080
      @NorilXFeder080 3 года назад +13

      *Jawbreakers* : "Nice!"

    • @saltyy5834
      @saltyy5834 3 года назад +30

      Or: "Two idiots, same thought"

    • @thebrownmantapesthenewchan2206
      @thebrownmantapesthenewchan2206 3 года назад +2

      @@saltyy5834 yep

  • @xxoctixx
    @xxoctixx 3 года назад +863

    Imagine the chaos that would ensue if this broadcasted on tv

    • @hoop6988
      @hoop6988 3 года назад +4

      Damn

    • @Techy404
      @Techy404 3 года назад +9

      It would be hilarious

    • @joshuaxiong8377
      @joshuaxiong8377 3 года назад +4

      That idea makes me think about "A Modest Proposal."

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX 3 года назад +4

      Riots, boycotts and then another case of:
      “U spread Corona, no you”

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX 3 года назад +2

      Politics stupidifies everything

  • @LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan
    @LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan 2 года назад +17

    I love how for the first minute or so, they seem like legitimate educational videos.

  • @bananasinfrench
    @bananasinfrench 3 года назад +363

    "The factory also allows Jackson Pollock to make jawbreakers" took me tf out

    • @christinanull2435
      @christinanull2435 3 года назад +2

      That was the line that killed me, I laughed so hard I was in tears.

    • @ashtonplayz6547
      @ashtonplayz6547 3 года назад +1

      Who's Jackson Pollock?

    • @potatosandwich1
      @potatosandwich1 2 года назад +5

      @@ashtonplayz6547 guy who splatters paint on a canvas and calls it art

    • @ashtonplayz6547
      @ashtonplayz6547 2 года назад

      @@potatosandwich1 Oh

    • @maggy154
      @maggy154 2 года назад +1

      @@potatosandwich1 honestly i kinda like a lot of his art, he has a pretty neat story

  • @Awesomemelon.
    @Awesomemelon. 3 года назад +4172

    0:06 I can never escape this torture.

  • @DerekCooper_
    @DerekCooper_ 4 года назад +2315

    The part about resin and rubber isn’t a joke, that’s actually how they make em...

    • @jorgemtzb9359
      @jorgemtzb9359 4 года назад +191

      Yeah it's exactly the same as in the actual how it's made video, he read that part verbatim: ruclips.net/video/wcMYTrd0cOU/видео.html

    • @adamwilding9520
      @adamwilding9520 4 года назад +68

      You, son, need to convert to the glory of sword and shield real quick

    • @weissendrachen
      @weissendrachen 4 года назад +17

      @@adamwilding9520 noob

    • @WH40KHero
      @WH40KHero 4 года назад +25

      @@adamwilding9520 You must turn your eyes to the true Path of Insect Glaive! only then can you achieve zen!

    • @annalynllaban6067
      @annalynllaban6067 3 года назад +4

      bubble gum

  • @Thatonespinuser
    @Thatonespinuser 3 месяца назад +32

    0:44 that literally means im a pos in italian😭

    • @davidkukovski6444
      @davidkukovski6444 2 месяца назад +7

      What's pos?

    • @Kagtalso
      @Kagtalso Месяц назад +1

      ​@@davidkukovski6444no one will know

    • @Kagtalso
      @Kagtalso Месяц назад

      ​@davidkukovski6444 wait it may be piece of shit

    • @CoderXYZ7
      @CoderXYZ7 13 дней назад

      ​​@@davidkukovski6444 the correct translation is "I'm a sh*t" but a less literal translation is "I'm a as**ole"

    • @Mountdewberry
      @Mountdewberry 3 дня назад

      @@davidkukovski6444 I think he means imposter

  • @xeladuck6388
    @xeladuck6388 2 года назад +570

    The joy of it is that he speaks so calmly that you never know when he is joking

    • @lancesmith8298
      @lancesmith8298 7 месяцев назад +1

      Also, I really, really gotta say that it probably took every fiber of his being to not instantly cave during the intro for one old, stale meme

  • @mateo4731
    @mateo4731 3 года назад +2135

    "cow urine" got me thinking
    "Poop" got me thinking
    "Cow blood" got me thinking
    "69, nice" woke me up

    • @lonecalzone6901
      @lonecalzone6901 3 года назад +124

      and "animals and small children may be stuck in the batter" didnt

    • @ShadowHwkX7
      @ShadowHwkX7 3 года назад +67

      @@lonecalzone6901 that is a normal process in the jawbreaker manufacturing.

    • @Daniel-nm2qb
      @Daniel-nm2qb 3 года назад +37

      @@ShadowHwkX7 that’s true I’m typing this while in the batter. im the vanilla layer 😋

    • @savionday8836
      @savionday8836 3 года назад +6

      @@lonecalzone6901 I hate people with your username, it's annoying Because no one can see the actual comment

    • @lonecalzone6901
      @lonecalzone6901 3 года назад +11

      @@savionday8836 man you probably using a super old version of youtube because its actually a straight line

  • @theethicalduck
    @theethicalduck 4 года назад +756

    I’m embarrassed how long it took me to realize this is satire

    • @haseebie
      @haseebie 4 года назад +25

      Dude, all of us didn't realize. He's really good.

    • @TheLinposterIsSus
      @TheLinposterIsSus 4 года назад +14

      When he started talking about his mother i got suspicious

    • @sweatyoldman
      @sweatyoldman 4 года назад +3

      Lol same

    • @mrmeguy3412
      @mrmeguy3412 4 года назад +2

      What this is not real dang I didn't realize until I see this

    • @sethjansson5652
      @sethjansson5652 4 года назад +10

      *If the batter is child free..*

  • @apolloangevin9743
    @apolloangevin9743 Год назад +9

    Glad Mom's being well fed.

  • @duncandonuts9917
    @duncandonuts9917 4 года назад +562

    I feel like he reads the first sentence off the script and then just starts talking

    • @MOEFCO
      @MOEFCO 4 года назад +20

      “Hey what’s the powder made of?!”

  • @TimiVision1
    @TimiVision1 3 года назад +1797

    I already laughed when he said “among us”
    I wish I was kidding

    • @grafzeppelin4069
      @grafzeppelin4069 2 года назад +92

      0:06

    • @gamingwithevie8303
      @gamingwithevie8303 2 года назад +24

      I did too lol

    • @Jesus_Offical
      @Jesus_Offical 2 года назад +83

      Get ouf of my head Get ouf of my head Get ouf of my head Get ouf of my head Get ouf of my head Get ouf of my head

    • @ghost_kitsune
      @ghost_kitsune 2 года назад +42

      @@Jesus_Offical even Jesus hates among us jokes

    • @carola36
      @carola36 2 года назад +8

      @@ghost_kitsune HAHAHA, LMAO

  • @superslash6772
    @superslash6772 4 года назад +176

    "Sugar, Coloring, and Narcotics would be destroyed by the intense heat, so they're added the batch later"
    Ah yes, my favorite candy ingredient, Sugar.

    • @fuxkausername
      @fuxkausername 4 года назад +1

      My favorite is narcotics

    • @Jpeg.g
      @Jpeg.g 4 года назад +4

      Yumm... colorings

    • @maiqtheliar3496
      @maiqtheliar3496 4 года назад +1

      I don’t know if this comment was intended to be this funny. But it is a great comment.

    • @fuxkausername
      @fuxkausername 4 года назад

      it is

    • @oofdog2724
      @oofdog2724 4 года назад

      They got us in the 1st half not gonna lie

  • @536clams
    @536clams Год назад +24

    0:06 the internet has ruined human speech

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 Месяц назад

      GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

  • @sweetseremine
    @sweetseremine 4 года назад +289

    "making a jawbreaker can take up to 69 hours"
    *me, whispering to myself* "Nice"
    "Nice"

  • @TaigaFox347
    @TaigaFox347 3 года назад +803

    WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE END, THAT LITERALLY HAD ME WHEEZING

    • @CyanKnight96
      @CyanKnight96 3 года назад +40

      Same, I came to the comments looking for comments about the end. I was disappointed

    • @Salen-G
      @Salen-G 3 года назад +21

      Guess we all had the same thoughts
      Only difference is when he said the ur mom joke my immediate response was..
      "Keep her"

    • @slowery43
      @slowery43 2 года назад +6

      Why has nobody told you how annoying writing in all caps is?

    • @TaigaFox347
      @TaigaFox347 2 года назад +24

      @@slowery43 Why hasn't anybody told you that you're probably the only person who finds it annoying?

    • @LVImir
      @LVImir 2 года назад +4

      @@Salen-G DAMMMMM XD

  • @akyer8085
    @akyer8085 4 года назад +590

    I work at the bowling ball factory. I can indeed tell you that the bowling balls were definitely a glorified larger version of Jawbreakers. Sometime when our boss locked us away in our factory with no sunlight and food, I'd get one of these balls and lick it clear for 24 hours to prevent myself from starving. Please send help

    • @realisticminecraftsteve4308
      @realisticminecraftsteve4308 4 года назад +3

      Well i mean a average person can go 3 weeks without food if he/she just lays there

    • @thatsawrapstudios2674
      @thatsawrapstudios2674 4 года назад

      No

    • @drawingastickman8122
      @drawingastickman8122 4 года назад +20

      “3 weeks without food”
      “1 month ago”
      Someone please help him instead of replying, where is it

    • @goofyaahratproductions5580
      @goofyaahratproductions5580 4 года назад +1

      I changed the comment so the arguement makes no sense

    • @highspy6851
      @highspy6851 4 года назад +6

      As a bowling ally worker I can confirm , sometimes when the balls get stuck on the ball returns, we are told to lick them until they are small enough to pass through.

  • @TiredKris
    @TiredKris 4 месяца назад +12

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?? 4:42

  • @menti1227
    @menti1227 3 года назад +1195

    "Making a jawbeaker can take up to 69 hours."
    *"Nice."*

    • @andriealinsangao613
      @andriealinsangao613 3 года назад +3

      NICE

    • @QNEENSTAR
      @QNEENSTAR 3 года назад +1

      im probably gonna start drama but this comment copied

    • @menti1227
      @menti1227 3 года назад +5

      @@QNEENSTAR
      Is it really? I didn’t check the comments that much
      Sorry

    • @graciegay4833
      @graciegay4833 3 года назад +1

      *Nice*

    • @PonPonIppo
      @PonPonIppo 3 года назад

      Imma ruin the 669 likes

  • @V1_Ultrakrill
    @V1_Ultrakrill 4 года назад +356

    "This is how they get the small children out"
    *Violently cuts child in half*

    • @V1_Ultrakrill
      @V1_Ultrakrill 4 года назад +6

      My deadass really just spelt Violently wrong

    • @itsyoboiivan3255
      @itsyoboiivan3255 4 года назад +5

      Can confirm my sister was in one.

  • @Z.Toast1
    @Z.Toast1 4 года назад +850

    “Making a jawbreaker can take up to *69* hours
    *”noice”*

  • @mistuhSpace
    @mistuhSpace 2 года назад +60

    If this was actually on a TV show, it would be a hit.

    • @dimsthedimwit600
      @dimsthedimwit600 Год назад

      Imagine somebody accidently uploads one of these

  • @the_________
    @the_________ 3 года назад +382

    “it’s just powder guys.”
    *you don’t say, i thought it was cocaine*

    • @eurobeat1031
      @eurobeat1031 3 года назад +2

      @@sofaowo8050 by the nine that is one dirty trick >:o

    • @jensthemagicjester347
      @jensthemagicjester347 3 года назад

      It is indeed cocaine but it's made from cow bones that's what they don't tell you about cocaine, instead they show you a flower that it is actually just another species of the poisonous ivy plants.

  • @nousername8162
    @nousername8162 4 года назад +443

    Little known fact: The “jawbreaker” was actually a medieval torture device commonly used in the in 18th century.

    • @veneficus582
      @veneficus582 4 года назад +8

      Source? I can't seem to find it

    • @2Much317_2
      @2Much317_2 4 года назад +14

      *C R U N C H.*

    • @YouzACoopa
      @YouzACoopa 4 года назад +14

      often followed up by the "Pretzelbender"

    • @tiocybot
      @tiocybot 4 года назад +16

      @@archer7716 lying? on the internet? who would do such a thing?

    • @silverdays2909
      @silverdays2909 4 года назад +2

      More like ball breakers am I right or am I right bois?

  • @zer0trixgaming358
    @zer0trixgaming358 4 года назад +194

    Anything is a Jawbreaker.. If you throw it hard enough.

    • @thilipansrinivasan89
      @thilipansrinivasan89 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @Content_Deleted
      @Content_Deleted 4 года назад +3

      lmao

    • @weaselmaster98
      @weaselmaster98 4 года назад +6

      one time someone in my school got hit in the side of his head with a shot put ball and his eye came out of the socket. made me think of that.

    • @CallmeCael
      @CallmeCael 4 года назад +1

      Zer0trix Gaming *me looking at my 1 month old cousin be like :*

    • @zer0trixgaming358
      @zer0trixgaming358 4 года назад +1

      @@galatea4022 Try Rolling and make a ball, then throw .. Just make sure to put a ball bearing in the middle 😂

  • @supacaliente1651
    @supacaliente1651 Год назад +37

    I love how it starts semi-normal and then you just hear “if the batter is child-free”😂

  • @yadiraaguilar2035
    @yadiraaguilar2035 4 года назад +75

    I once saw this video at 4 am and was delirious from lack of sleep and I thought this was a legit educational video.

    • @randompotato7391
      @randompotato7391 3 года назад +6

      I’ve done that before too, my brain registered the truth after “cows urine” 😂

  • @audiodood
    @audiodood 4 года назад +2281

    "Making a jawbreaker can take up to 69 hours."
    *nice*

  • @HallofLame
    @HallofLame 4 года назад +366

    0:06 gosh is this what my humor is reduced too now I laughed at that I laughed at two words

  • @Blueaglefly
    @Blueaglefly 22 дня назад +1

    The beginning is actually fairly believable it made me think that nothing was coming I was so wrong

  • @matthewstudios9805
    @matthewstudios9805 3 года назад +80

    “the rest of the candy centers are slam dunked into a coating pan” i was literally having a hard time breathing i was laughing so much

  • @immerensis6676
    @immerensis6676 3 года назад +59

    The way he says nice at 4:07 is absolutely delightful

  • @ocomentador7444
    @ocomentador7444 4 года назад +325

    "And an oil called sono un stronzo"
    LMAO

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 4 года назад +18

      I dont get it

    • @worsel555
      @worsel555 4 года назад +165

      @@frog6992 "I'm an asshole" in Italian.

    • @awerellwv
      @awerellwv 4 года назад

      @@worsel555 true that!

    • @mombei9835
      @mombei9835 4 года назад +3

      I was looking for this

    • @francescogirardello9250
      @francescogirardello9250 4 года назад

      LOOOOOOOOOOOL da dove l'ha pescata questa?!

  • @goobisme8008
    @goobisme8008 2 года назад +5

    i love how this goes hand in hand with how bowling balls are made, and vice versa

  • @jotarothegay6285
    @jotarothegay6285 4 года назад +88

    "The factory doesn't like to waste any parts of the cow"
    *Excuse me? Where's my meat in this jaw breaker?*

  • @Tilibean
    @Tilibean 3 года назад +308

    “If the batter is child free it can be chopped up and mixed with corn syrup to make it sweeter.”
    Me: “If the batter is not child free, it will be chopped into fine bits, rinsed thoroughly, and mixed with corn syrup to make it sweeter.”

    • @FuckOffMyFood
      @FuckOffMyFood 2 года назад +2

      cannibalistic hillbillies: "mmm, i'd totally eat that"

  • @fisherzhao1608
    @fisherzhao1608 3 года назад +658

    1:43 "Its taste could rival a five-star meal" Willy Wonka reference?

  • @stardra
    @stardra 2 года назад +12

    The way this guy executes some of his jokes, like the one at the end makes all his videos great ngl

  • @tricksonyou7844
    @tricksonyou7844 4 года назад +222

    4:46
    Me: I dont get it
    Few seconds later
    ‐---Hysterical laughing-----

    • @summer_rocco
      @summer_rocco 3 года назад +2

      Yeah I still don’t get it

    • @Bossatron9000
      @Bossatron9000 3 года назад +21

      Most professional "your mom" joke I have ever heard

    • @AmarandeVK
      @AmarandeVK 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @summer_rocco
      @summer_rocco 3 года назад +3

      @Roberto Lopez naw I’m just a confused asexual lol

    • @v2actingsus
      @v2actingsus 3 года назад +2

      NOOOOOO

  • @ziaanderson1203
    @ziaanderson1203 3 года назад +114

    I watched this with my mother and she says "It must of not been that good, cause I don't remember it."

    • @insanemaniac9317
      @insanemaniac9317 3 года назад +16

      Was that before or after huggbee's night with her

    • @firuu645
      @firuu645 3 года назад

      @@insanemaniac9317 *great minds think alike-*

    • @pipebombmailer
      @pipebombmailer 2 года назад

      @@firuu645 you ruined the joke

  • @quinnporter289
    @quinnporter289 3 года назад +827

    0:04 enjoyed by the sweet toothed amongus god damnit i hate the internet for what it has done to me

  • @Noobus21
    @Noobus21 Год назад +2

    I accidentally played this in front of my whole family and now my grandma is traumatized

  • @quinten70
    @quinten70 4 года назад +312

    I love the casual mother Joke on the end😂

    • @bobrikerik
      @bobrikerik 4 года назад +35

      I guess that makes him a filling machine.

    • @quinten70
      @quinten70 4 года назад +2

      @@bobrikerik lolll😂😂😂

  • @2pantheraleoatrox
    @2pantheraleoatrox 4 года назад +64

    When he asked, "What's the powder made of?" I was totally expecting the answer to be cocaine.

  • @BigDaveBigDave
    @BigDaveBigDave 4 года назад +355

    Me and the boys raiding the factories to get a diarrhea of jawbreakers

  • @caseyo
    @caseyo 2 года назад +16

    1:31 we all love this part

  • @Nando75549
    @Nando75549 4 года назад +1858

    Ed, Edd and Eddy will have a field day with these.
    Edit: Wow... I didn't expect this many likes. Impressive.

    • @NoctisIgnem
      @NoctisIgnem 4 года назад +84

      ¢25 is all it takes, to reach perfection 😌

    • @LordMerji
      @LordMerji 4 года назад +16

      I'm sad he didn't make any mention of them!

    • @NuclearDarkvoid
      @NuclearDarkvoid 4 года назад +30

      Ed... bring me *h i s* *_J A W_*

    • @ballmilk8820
      @ballmilk8820 4 года назад +20

      Was gonna make a meat canyon reference until all of you reminded me im not original

    • @SQUAREHEADSAM1912
      @SQUAREHEADSAM1912 4 года назад +5

      I miss that show, it was so funny as a kid.

  • @veuxi2381
    @veuxi2381 4 года назад +1344

    "Cow urine is added to the mixture."
    *sorry, what?*

  • @orbulonaj
    @orbulonaj 4 года назад +89

    I legit thought this was a actual clip from the "how its made" show until he started talking about small animals and children being added to rubber.

    • @swifter46ter
      @swifter46ter 4 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure he takes the "how it's made" episode footage, cuts the audio out, and narrates bullshit over it for the full duration lmfao

  • @gabrielstewart6379
    @gabrielstewart6379 Год назад +3

    I have never heard a better way to end a video.

  • @gg_gameryt
    @gg_gameryt 4 года назад +2737

    00:46 the oil called "Sono uno stronzo" in italian basically means "I'm an asshole"
    Edit: Dammnnnnn, 2 more likes to reach funny number

  • @spencernabulsi5423
    @spencernabulsi5423 4 года назад +93

    Petition to make the cutting process of the diarrhea called: The wipe or The wiping

  • @billcipher1756
    @billcipher1756 4 года назад +336

    3 mysteries the world with never know
    1. obama's last name
    2. what the fox says
    3. what the powder they put on jawbreakers is made of

    • @sunisea6438
      @sunisea6438 4 года назад +37

      Don’t be silly, it’s right there in the video. It’s made of powder.

    • @RetepElpmet
      @RetepElpmet 4 года назад +10

      Wait a minute...what about how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?

    • @ellieofthebeast7952
      @ellieofthebeast7952 4 года назад +3

      That’s what they do with the animals and small children

    • @MonstertruckBadass
      @MonstertruckBadass 4 года назад

      Its made of dried placenta

    • @billcipher1756
      @billcipher1756 4 года назад

      @@MonstertruckBadass of what animal?

  • @TeaLeaf128
    @TeaLeaf128 Год назад +3

    "You pop one in, and slowly suck or chew through 10 colorful layers or flavor."
    Who the hell is out here chewing their jawbreakers?

    • @Toast642
      @Toast642 5 месяцев назад

      You don't?

  • @maxg4304
    @maxg4304 3 года назад +305

    0:06
    I can’t take it anymore

  • @TBOMBDABAUM
    @TBOMBDABAUM 3 года назад +291

    Huggbees: “Making a jawbreaker can take up to sixty nine hours”
    Me: Waiting in silence for him to say it
    Huggbees: nice

  • @dr.rizz000
    @dr.rizz000 3 года назад +297

    “Now, cow urine is added to the batch.”
    Me: WHEEZES OUT LUNGS

  • @brockmclean3536
    @brockmclean3536 9 месяцев назад +2

    "Jawbreakers, also known as Gobstoppers have been enjoyed by the sweet tooth among us" had me laughing out lout. (theres no saving me, my bloodline ends with me)

  • @SylSavior
    @SylSavior 3 года назад +322

    The animals or small children joke caught me so off guard-

    • @MarieClaude_claudia
      @MarieClaude_claudia 3 года назад +5

      RIGHT AHSHAHS "if the batter is child free"

    • @200b-j8j
      @200b-j8j 3 года назад

      @@MarieClaude_claudia i fr had to look at the comments to see if the joke was real or not cause i was so confused

    • @plutosmist
      @plutosmist 3 года назад

      I stared at my brother and just kept replaying that bit and went. "EXCUSE ME---- CHILD FREE?"

    • @auauaua_conchas69
      @auauaua_conchas69 3 года назад

      why do people put hyphens on their sentences

  • @Ginnilotta
    @Ginnilotta 2 года назад +12

    0:44 THE “an oil called ‘Sono uno stronzo’” GOT ME SO BAD DUDE

  • @skleenis
    @skleenis 3 года назад +713

    0:06 no matter where i go i can’t escape it 📮

    • @bananawaver
      @bananawaver 3 года назад +52

      get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of hy head of hte mtofy ehaemeugge th yof yae ehdag

    • @dontmindme652
      @dontmindme652 3 года назад +6

      @@bananawaver suddenly I'm sayori

    • @luba6723
      @luba6723 3 года назад +5

      amagas

    • @sleepyrowdy1826
      @sleepyrowdy1826 3 года назад +5

      Amogus

    • @bluntaidenpearce523
      @bluntaidenpearce523 3 года назад +1

      Sus

  • @kumeokittie3556
    @kumeokittie3556 Год назад +1

    just imagine some kind of teacher putting this up for the students to see, not knowing any of the jokes......this was my first video to watch from this channel

  • @CeroSect
    @CeroSect 4 года назад +46

    “I-It’s just powder, guys.”
    Ah, of course, how could I be so foolish to believe otherwise...

  • @HolyReality
    @HolyReality 3 года назад +44

    I really didn’t know what I was watching until I started laughing hysterically and realized it was satire, thank you

  • @felocitybudmanlim2816
    @felocitybudmanlim2816 4 года назад +162

    Jawbreakers should be more efficient we can literally just savour them they should add real jawbreaker technology

    • @thelastfeelbender
      @thelastfeelbender 4 года назад +25

      Yeah they need to make it so the second it touches your tongue it literally breaks your jaw.

    • @zidan2360
      @zidan2360 4 года назад +3

      @@thelastfeelbender great stuff

    • @agenericusername2488
      @agenericusername2488 4 года назад

      *IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???*
      ruclips.net/video/O6jjb2w5das/видео.html

    • @derrilazkia1002
      @derrilazkia1002 4 года назад

      This is the equivalent of using your knife to save ammo in a paint ball match

    • @Sandersssss
      @Sandersssss 4 года назад

      explodes when wet

  • @anonimanonim2710
    @anonimanonim2710 11 дней назад +1

    4:45 at least you're disappointing someone else's mother, for a change🤣🤣🤣

  • @COOOLDUDE
    @COOOLDUDE 3 года назад +45

    "the factory also allows jackson pollock to make jawbreakers" that was fucking AMAZING

  • @jokerman121020
    @jokerman121020 4 года назад +44

    I haven't watched enough of these to know when/if he's kidding so I'm just never gonna go near jawbreakers, peanut butter fudge, gum, or my mom ever again

  • @Nini0x0x
    @Nini0x0x 3 года назад +321

    I feel like if gen-z became teachers, we would explain things just like how he does it in his videos…

    • @pipebombmailer
      @pipebombmailer 2 года назад +5

      yes because we GEN-Zers are the WACKIEST generation of them ALL

    • @Nini0x0x
      @Nini0x0x 2 года назад +4

      @@pipebombmailer Very true!

  • @Funkin_GDJ3ll0
    @Funkin_GDJ3ll0 5 месяцев назад

    0:45
    Excuse me wha??
    I'm italian and I genuinely started laughing so hard one of my lungs almost popped😭🙏