(If I had a nickel for every time it happened, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice) - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
1:12 "As you can see from Large Caleb's massive forearms, it takes a lot of force to open these cores once they fully solidify." *opens it as gently as humanly possible*
*Fun Fact:* Large Caleb was the original entity who sealed away The Beast from the very first episode and prevented it from ushering in a thousand years of darkness. The ones who fought it back in that episode are his descendants.
3:30 "Now its into the oven for- NOPE JUST KIDDING! BOOM SHAKALAKA! Now its into the oven to help it speed along it's chemical reaction to help it harden."
while you are right that the process is fake, you are also wrong abou bowling balls being jawbreakers with more layers. jawbreakers are bowlingballs with less layers!
Honestly I'm just truly blown away that the very core of a bowling ball isn't spherical that it's a weird shape. I always just assumed it was like several layers of weightedness but it was like symmetrical. Mind honestly blown
They do! Those are just the artificial kind. The vegans got all pissy because the natural bowlingballs are alive, made of meat and feel everything that is done to them.
That was the original bowling ball idea But eventually people changed to synthetic balls because they wanted a more consistent shape and land for mass farming the bowling balls weren't big enough
"coarse are made from polyester resin and blend in with materials such as this- ᵐᵃʳᵏ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒʷᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒʷᵈᵉʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᶦᵗ ᶜᵃˡˡᵉᵈ ʷʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᶦ⁻⁻⁻ᵒh it's just powder guys just powder"
@@OrigenalDarkMew to be fair i haven't checked, but i can't imagine that this is something that doesn't exist. Probably not a big manufacturer, but a small, traditional candymaker somewhere will probably make something like this on request.
i always love when he starts talking about the video's main topic as if theyre a person. "it starts panicking" "they get surprised" "theyre full dead at this point" that always gets me
The core is locked down into the mold. Before it can panic when it realizes what's happening. Core: AHHHHHHHHH HELP ME! Narrator: Then The Mold Is Pumped With Special White Liquid.. yea u know what im talkin about. Its the special liquid that mommies and daddies create things with 😏 it's liquid plastic.. what did u think i was talking about..? 1:54
@@alisona.4166 all bowling alleys are also required to have a large Caleb. If you don’t see him in lane six he is probably in back setting up the pins.
When the guy hit the 3rd slam in a row, I was truly hoping you would follow it with the obligatory "HE'S ON FIRE!" and you didn't disappoint. Just splendid
Everything he does is amazing but this is still my favorite single line in all his Actually Made videos “Now it’s time to enter the oven JUST KIDDING BOOM SHAKALAKA!”
I love it when Dathings and Huggbees both make parodies of the same “How it’s Made” episodes. Like I can go from hearing about the center Santa of the Bowling Berries, Made from minerals like crack, to industrial sized jawbreakers being waterboarded and branded by the government. It’s great.
I love the continuity between this and the jawbreaker episode. They both made the bowlingball=jawbreaker joke and it makes me happy. It's the little things
2:16 This is a perfectly executed adult joke. You expect a clean transition into another joke, but instead a 'sensual' description of the fluid provoking adult thoughts in all but the cleanest of minds is provided, but then it caps the joke with the punchline of saying it is something completely ordinary. Only to blow that cap off and deliver another punch line!
One of the best comedic things out there will always be when someone suggests something, pushes it with allegory and allusion, then subverts it, then immediately destroys the subversion.
![Wiz Khalifa - Khalifa's Home [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wnrLCTe0Nz4/mqdefault.jpg)
“Just because you’re unique doesn’t mean you’re useful.”
I didn’t expect to see my parents’ encouraging words here.
*parents spitting facts*
Parent is
Daoism teaches that if you're useful you'll get used. Better to be useless.
@林 勇 I dont know man pokerus is pretty fuckin rare and certainly makes them better
@@jaredarmstrong992 hey, DONT FUCKLE, WITH DAH SHUCKLE
It truly is sad how much "enhanced interrogation" is necessary to keep espionage out of American manufacturing.
Just large caleb keeping us safe
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
Yet, oddly enough, "enhanced interrogation" is used to keep American espionage in foreign manufacturing.
Carla are you.... a critter?
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👍😱🐕🏳️
"Industrial strength jizz" is not a phrase I ever thought I'd be hearing in my lifetime
It's not a phrase I expected to hear twice in my lifetime.
It's not something I planned to use often outside my industry
(If I had a nickel for every time it happened, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice) - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Nezrok Octouka outside?! What goes on inside your industry?!
@@juliankern4867 magic my man, magic
1:12 "As you can see from Large Caleb's massive forearms, it takes a lot of force to open these cores once they fully solidify."
*opens it as gently as humanly possible*
hes so strong that he has to use little force or it'll shatter the entire core
Large Caleb is actually so strong that he made it look like it was very easy
@@junoceonia he'd destroy the whole factory if not careful
*Fun Fact:* Large Caleb was the original entity who sealed away The Beast from the very first episode and prevented it from ushering in a thousand years of darkness. The ones who fought it back in that episode are his descendants.
Lmao "large Caleb" is an incredible name
3:30 "Now its into the oven for- NOPE JUST KIDDING! BOOM SHAKALAKA! Now its into the oven to help it speed along it's chemical reaction to help it harden."
The slam jam reference caught me off guard especially the second time
i think i jumped the second time.
i have been playing subnatica recently. so yah.
"NOPE JUST KIDDING B O O M S H A K A L A K A"
U mean space jam?
@@carlivasquez6840 NBA Jam announcer. When you get a slam dunk.
dogvader9000 run it’s from a Mobil game o gl ogs remember
i don't think i've ever heard anyone say "boom shakalaka" so genuinely
This is a satire documentary, what did you expect?
@@thearbyarbiter What the hell are you on about
@@Proserpira Nobody knows tbh
When did he even say boom shakalaka
@@mckeown7784 6:07
“What did you think I was talking about?”... anyways the molds full of INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH JIZZ
The fake out lol
jIZz
i love how his voice cracks too
The way he almost lost it saying that is perfect.
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:53 - "The result looks like what you typically see if you happen to eat the hotwings at your local bowling alley"
I lost it.
I’m fuckin dying 🤣
Same
The ACTUAL episode does describe this mixture to be "hot"
I'm really hoping for April fools we just get a completely normal type of narration.
he actually did that its the fishing line episode
i hope theres one where he just breaks character by laughing constantly
I hope there’s one where he tries explain what’s happening when it’s playing in reverse
@@s.r.a.d.p.l i bet you're happy now then, huh?
this process is fake, everyone knows that bowling balls are just jawbreakers with 3e4 extra layers
Rinsing machine or filling machine?
What's a faucet?
while you are right that the process is fake, you are also wrong abou bowling balls being jawbreakers with more layers.
jawbreakers are bowlingballs with less layers!
But 4000 layers? Not that many.
Did you do the math?
EXACTLY also clearly no one watched the jawbreaker episode
Wait is the water boarding machine a filling or rinsing machine I’m confused.
It's a rinsing machine, unlike soda they use multiple filling machines first and rinse later on.
@@bobisnotaperson NO THAT IS NOT RIGHT!! They used RINSING machines first, then filling machines
capping lol
neither
No I think it’s a rinsing machine, don’t sub is correct
Legend says that there is a dodo egg hidden inside 1 to 1,000,000 of a bowling ball
lord gaben what are you doing here
Fetus go yeetus
if you let it hatch it would have special needs
Wait so the egg I got is rare
Please can I have a random crit in tf2
Honestly I'm just truly blown away that the very core of a bowling ball isn't spherical that it's a weird shape. I always just assumed it was like several layers of weightedness but it was like symmetrical. Mind honestly blown
2:33 The point where I thought I was watching a Markiplier video and had to check the video twice.
I always thought bowling balls grew straight from the vine.
Your pfp oh god.
They do! Those are just the artificial kind. The vegans got all pissy because the natural bowlingballs are alive, made of meat and feel everything that is done to them.
Same
I hate your pfp
That was the original bowling ball idea
But eventually people changed to synthetic balls because they wanted a more consistent shape and land for mass farming the bowling balls weren't big enough
"Now its into the oven JUST KIDDING BOOM SHAKALAKKA"
love that scream
Best joke of 2020
Fak that cracked me up
Fun fact I read this right as he said it.
@@vigilantmug5028 same
"coarse are made from polyester resin and blend in with materials such as this-
ᵐᵃʳᵏ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒʷᵈᵉʳ
ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒʷᵈᵉʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᶦᵗ ᶜᵃˡˡᵉᵈ
ʷʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᶦ⁻⁻⁻ᵒh it's just powder guys just powder"
Just like the powder from the jawbreakers
Most definitely
It's the same powder the people at the street use
They are just giant jawbreakers so it makes sense
the same powder from the jelly beans! :D
3:56 Flashbacks to Ed, Edd & Eddy where jawbreakers actually were the size of bowling balls 😆
You can actually buy bowlingball sized jawbreakers.
@@terminator3000 Seriously?
@@OrigenalDarkMew to be fair i haven't checked, but i can't imagine that this is something that doesn't exist. Probably not a big manufacturer, but a small, traditional candymaker somewhere will probably make something like this on request.
@@OrigenalDarkMew I BET YOU SWEET BIPPY I DID! *EXPLODES*
@@terminator3000 Will probably take 2 decades to make and about double that to eat
1:05 as they pipe the mixture into molds made from *unexploded landmines* ,
i love how calm he says it
"Once the Post-Cyberpocalyspe has been prevented with enough Chaos Dunks..." What an obscure reference.
it gave ne type 2 diabetes debuff
I know right? It was like getting punched in the face.
Gonna need an ecto cooler after that one.
@@derpsagnithus or suplexed by a dwarf with a b-ball grafted face
What the fuck is from, might look for it
i always love when he starts talking about the video's main topic as if theyre a person. "it starts panicking" "they get surprised" "theyre full dead at this point" that always gets me
The mold is now pumped with a špėčïáł white liquid.
-Huggbees
Or liquid plastic
Or etholized liquid propinall
or industrial strength jizz
so it is a filling machine!
@@Nonexistent_creature that was the one that made me laugh the most
I like how all these videos start out semi normal before promptly spiraling into madness
3:46 Just because you’re unique doesn’t mean you’re useful.
-One of the most Savage things I've ever heard 😫
The best part is the fact he sounds a lot like the narrator in how it’s made
I didn’t realize he wasn’t until I read this but then I realized that all the jokes aren’t typical of how it’s made
@@emmalewis2790 ye
fun fact;
bowling balls don't rol the most of the time but slide
i noticed
It has a fantastic voyage
The way I throw them yeah
Thanks redditman
@@austincde that is the point.
"Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful."
- Huggbees 2020
I wonder why I got recommended this..... hmmmmmm
Nintendo
killing myself
@@RigbyIsTheMan nah something else...
The core is locked down into the mold. Before it can panic when it realizes what's happening. Core: AHHHHHHHHH HELP ME! Narrator: Then The Mold Is Pumped With Special White Liquid.. yea u know what im talkin about. Its the special liquid that mommies and daddies create things with 😏 it's liquid plastic.. what did u think i was talking about..? 1:54
"the bowling ball as we know, it has undergone a lot of changes over several centuries to become such a striking succes"
Thats such a striking pun.
pun(pun())
Spare me the puns
I'm split on deciding whether or not I find this funny
That was probably in the original script
@@yokogaijinjr.5061 You have me pinned down
"Industrial strength jizz" This is it, I'e heard it all. I can die now.
2:21 the voice crack when he says jizz lmaooo
I didn't even notice the voice crack until i read this comment. 😂
@@jameshughes6355same
"Industrial strength jizz" Is both the best and worst thing I could ever hear and I love it.
I was all relaxed and calm watching and listening to his soft voice when I jumped 5 feet with "BOOM CHAKA LOCKA!!!!"
I wonder if “large Caleb” will ever see this.
I wonder if they have a large Caleb at every bowling ball factory
@@bretty2k
All bowling ball factories are required to have a large Caleb by law, as to make sure the bowling balls don’t turn into nuclear cores.
@@alisona.4166 all bowling alleys are also required to have a large Caleb. If you don’t see him in lane six he is probably in back setting up the pins.
Interesting enough my name is Caleb and I'm trying to have my arms large
I'm being targeted
I imagine they're made just like jaw-breakers
Edit: well I was partly right
What do you have to prove that they aren't just giant jawbreakers (or vice-versa)?
@@KraisonFrameworks well, I guess I have absolutely nothing to prove it.
Thanks... now i want a bowling ball sized jawbreaker no matter how impractical... and harry it gets
Well if you use a bowling ball right, it can be a "jaw breaker"
@@vroom7704 oh no 😳
Fun fact: everyone who watches his videos once thought these were Actually how it’s made videos and now watch him regularly.
I found him after going through how it's made ytps.
they are wdym
I came from the official podcast
Wait this isn't how it's made?
"as they pipe the mixture molds made from unexploded landmines."
*Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick.*
Why does this appear in my recommendations just now
Thank you Large Caleb for making some of my favorite bowling balls.
The slight giggle when he said “industrial strength gizz” got me laughing 😂
GIZZ
Gizz
@@darkdjinniumbrage7798GIZZ
How it's actually made: RUclips Monetization
its not
That'd be great since he could just take footage from a nature documentary about chimpanzees
Its just a monkey hitting buttons for banana pellets-
@@SpaceyMan LMFAO, SAM O NELLA
Its not made it doesnt even exist
When the guy hit the 3rd slam in a row, I was truly hoping you would follow it with the obligatory "HE'S ON FIRE!" and you didn't disappoint. Just splendid
the bowling ball fandom going crazy this week
A Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden reference? That's esoteric as hell. I tip my hat to you sir.
Holy shit! I know right?
I was happy with two Metal Gear refs in the revolvers video and now THIS
Wait. I thought you already did this.
Just on a smaller more sugary version.
LOL I just saw that vid ur talking about
“JawBreakers”
You could say he really rolled a strike!
Huggbees would *KILL* in Talking Points, he's the perfect kind of guy for that kind of game
Oh hi again dzar
2:00 your talking about glue right 😃😃
bowling ball gif
No, plastic
It’s obviously clime, or lame juice
@@Enteringdullsvillei hope its not the other one
@@Enteringdullsvilleah yes... *lame* juice
Why did this video come up for me when bowling balls have been trending on twitter so much lol
2:14 I was thinking of liquified bones and whipped cream.
why bones
@@allysson_ how else would you get rid of the body
I was thinking about coem
0:59 it was at this moment i realized this wasn't a discovery channel documentary someone taped and uploaded it to youtube cca. 2009
2:39 keep it going, “Frommm downtown!”
Was sitting there waiting for finger holes until 5:06
Me too, damn
Everything he does is amazing but this is still my favorite single line in all his Actually Made videos
“Now it’s time to enter the oven JUST KIDDING BOOM SHAKALAKA!”
Last thing I thought I’d hear on this channel is a Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden reference
*whispers* talesofgames
he played through the whole game on stream a while back ruclips.net/video/Zy25teSzk5c/видео.html
"This powder, this powder and this powder" I felt that
This powder
3:18 That's messed up and according to my track record also very true. Why you gotta call me out like that man!
That took quite the dark and delightful turn at the end there lmao
This is my first time encountering this channel and I thought it was an actual how-its-made video
Everyone that's from Jimmy Here 2:02 is where the clip is
Which Jimmy are you talking about? I see everyone mentioning it but I don’t know why
It is Wednesday my dudes jimmy
Okay huggbees, get your mind out of the gutter
I'm not familiar with your work, and it took me far longer than I'd like to admit to realise what was going on. So very well done.
3:40 this mutilation of infant bowling balls sickens me.
"The result is what you typically see after eating hot wings at your local bowling alley." LOL!!!
"Once the cyberpocalyse has been prevented with enough Chaos Dunks" oh Clispaeth bless you Huggbees
I’m happy you are making more of these, just remember to take care of your self and diversify sometimes to hopefully not get burnt out
Even in the worst mood, whether it be anger or sadness, this content is still hilarious and helps me get through the day
"Now it's sent to the oven to- JUST KIDDING BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!!!”
Very informative. This video has become mandatory training for all my staff at the lanes. Thank you.
RUclips algorithm knows what its doing
I love it when Dathings and Huggbees both make parodies of the same “How it’s Made” episodes. Like I can go from hearing about the center Santa of the Bowling Berries, Made from minerals like crack, to industrial sized jawbreakers being waterboarded and branded by the government. It’s great.
I love how when he shouts or something he pauses almost with embarrassment then casually keeps going 😂
0:44 Didn’t know bowling balls were manufactured using three unorthodox strands of cocaine.
i went into this thinking it was a normal how it’s made video and ended up laughing for the entirety of the video
Oh you're in for a treat if you look at the other videos
I love the continuity between this and the jawbreaker episode. They both made the bowlingball=jawbreaker joke and it makes me happy. It's the little things
How it’s actually made
H U M A N S
Y E S
Amazing! I’ve never seen this idea before 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
C H I L D
You use the ßpęçīāł white liquid
storks
3:31 I can't believe he didn't make a Albert Einstein joke...
Finally! Now I know how to make it!
Didn’t expect Barkley shut up and jam gaiden references in here but my god it’s fantastic
I thought this was clip from How It’s Made. Never happier to be wrong.
0:22 with all those ebonite balls this place has to be a corruption biome
ROCK AND STONE
I love his videos so much. It's like the combination of missing watching how it's made and it being funny as shit
2:16 This is a perfectly executed adult joke.
You expect a clean transition into another joke, but instead a 'sensual' description of the fluid provoking adult thoughts in all but the cleanest of minds is provided, but then it caps the joke with the punchline of saying it is something completely ordinary. Only to blow that cap off and deliver another punch line!
My gosh this is the best bowling explanation video ever
Loving the continuity between this episode and the jawbreaker episode.
Andrew’s voice is probably the best to record these types of videos
"Large Caleb's massive forearms."
I'm dead. 🤣
"This is when things start getting crazy." Is so funny to me
2:32 I love the addition of the Quasar of Sanxion/Quad City DJs Slam Jam mashup
The “just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful” had me dead 💀
Fun fact: The holes aren't usually drilled at the factory, normally they are drilled at the bowling alley that receives them
Cooking tutorials be like: 0:44
0:35 this caught me so off guard I spit taked my banana
1:35 rental balls do suck though
One of the best comedic things out there will always be when someone suggests something, pushes it with allegory and allusion, then subverts it, then immediately destroys the subversion.
WHEN I WANT TO MOON BALL I SAY “MOON BALL!”
4:16 kill by a hammer
Nit just any hammer but in made in the us that is very important
I love how connected the bowling ball and jawbreaker episodes are
Chaos Dunks!
Always glad to hear of more people who have been exposed to Barkley: Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden.
why does this only get recommended to me now