Bet that guy sees this video and says “damn bout time I get some recognition” meanwhile the manager sees it too “ shit well maybe if I’ll pay him more, he won’t bring this up?”😹 jk jk
"Since the cameras are rolling, the juicing operator performs one final inspection before she places the oranges in the juicer." No truer words have been said
"He's suppose to check the greens for tears and punctures, but he isn't paid nearly enough to do that" - There's a whole can of worms behind that line.
"Shortstack oranges. They're known for being small, juicy, and are used as a powerful aphrodisiac in certain cultures." I knew you were a man of culture.
@@xilpes6254 “Today, I will show you the world of fantasy horticulture and other breeding techniques that also happen to work on various fantasy species.”
I like how he always starts with bland normal how its made lines and then slowly slips into crazy shit. Edit: I'm aware that that's the joke. In this comment I am acknowledging how much I like that joke.
wtf i didn't realize this was a meme until he said "once the cameras turned off, she threw oranges in the juicer" HOW DID I BELIEVE THE PASTA THING LOL
I like how a stolen Walmart shopping cart is a part of this process. It really ties in with the rinsed out milk jugs with the inkjet printed labels they put this juice in
it feels like they spent all their money on the cleaning conveyor belt, then they ran out of cash and grabbed whatever shit they had lying around for the rest of the process
Sometimes I pretend I'm a teacher who unknowingly put this on in class thinking it's a real "how it's made" video and I see how long it takes me to notice something is off
@@NethanMontgomery That'd be awesome for an April Fool's Day prank. "Alright class, we're watching a documentary on how chocolate is made." *grumbles* "The beans are poured into a cage of starving refugees, who lick the beans clean of any dirt on them."
2:38 you know, even without Hugbee's voiceover this is hilarious, he slowly walks from out of nowhere, grabs a single orange out of the 1000 as if to quality check it and walks away. What the hell
The fact you're overcoming your hard and harsh moments make me embrace the fact you NOT ONLY cheer my day up but you also make me feel proud for you you significant man.
"As the worker empties the greens into a collection bin he is supposed to examine them for tears and punctures but he isn't paid nearly enough to do that" (1:33) That is simultaneously a joke and a fact
@@chasenoel7225 wha.... What? When did ethnicity join the issue when referring to someone as your orange brother? Also, I just want to hear Huggbees make funny noises whilst trying bacon soda.
I hate how your intros are perfectly sound, no sarcasm or weird stuff. Then the first parodied line hits you like a truck and i keep falling for it. I love you!
"...and don't even get me started on the travesty known as orange soda, that would take an entire episode of its own." Don't threaten me with a good time.
i believe some places dont legally allow orange cordials to be called orange juice because it doesn’t actually contain squeezed oranges and only has flavourings and sweeteners. its the same with chocolates, products that dont contains enough pure chocolate isn’t legally allowed to call their products “chocolate” and instead uses “chocolate flavoured” so your school probably gave you an orange cordial which is just used with water
I've had a theory for a while now that Huggbees actually has all these industrial machines from his videos in his back yard and this is all just an elaborate tour of his estate.
He not only owns all these different businesses and factories on his estate but he educates us all on how the product is made. A truly great role model.
This is the first video I watched from this channel, and I still think it is the best. There is a perfect progression of increasingly obvious fibs about the yellow juice called orange juice in this video
"it could be done with machines, but its not" "the thief fondles an orange" "the bin taken fron the bosses car" "dont even get me started on the travesty that is orange soda"
"...Sometimes a local thief will sneak into the factory after having stolen a new iPhone. To reward himself for a job well done he will fondle an orange" Instant subscribe
I like how you throw in semi-truths like tropicana being orange drink, because it's not fresh juice, but it's actually concentrate. That's actually so they can secure like 20 years of concentrate powder, so they have less business volatility
As an orange fondler I do just walk right in and celebrate my latest iPhone thefts with the zesty supple green orange goodness and walk out without talking to anyone.
0:28 This is actually true. These are perfectly healthy, mature oranges. Oranges are usually green unless they’re exposed to cool temperatures while maturing. But even then they won’t be that distinct orange color you’d typically think of. Most places will just straight-up dye their fruit so it’ll look more visually appealing.
As someone that used to work in an orange harvesting plant, I can confirm that the Orange Fondlers have been a serious issue for decades.
Pfffft
so you were an orange fondler?
@@Remembrncee no. I was in charge of keeping the orange fondlers out
@@zNEKOMARUz whew. i thought you WERE an orange fondler, i was about to put up a cancellation tweet
cause you know, that does stuff..right?
@@zNEKOMARUz hmmmm. I saw you on the jellybean video saying you used to work at a jellybean factory too……. I’m on to you
I love how honest this guy was with how he wasn’t paid enough to check for punctures or scrapes
Lmao
It’s a joke 😂 love this
The dump truck is sanitized just enough for fda approval
Bet that guy sees this video and says “damn bout time I get some recognition” meanwhile the manager sees it too “ shit well maybe if I’ll pay him more, he won’t bring this up?”😹 jk jk
I heard that part and immediately had to come to see the comments lol
2:48 He's clearly fondling a green, not an orange.
Right? I cant believe the script writers missed that. They should be sacked.
@@satan6026 not sacked, fucking kill in sight
@@yowennalcachupas9559 Very fitting name and comment
@@yowennalcachupas9559 Still at war with Ad01f Hi713r?
@@polarknight5376 nah i heard he has beef with H4RRY TRUM4N now
"Since the cameras are rolling, she takes one last inspection" LOOOOL
😂😂😂I heard that too
snitched on her and everything 🤣🤣
I thought it was weird using a dump truck thats been cleaned.
Not far from the truth. I've watched oranges covered with blue mold be sent through those fresh squeezed orange juice machines at some restaurants.
i had to watch the video twice to hear it LMAO
Literally didnt realize it was a joke until he said that the noodles are shipped to restaurants
Fucking same
I realized it was a joke when he said he isn’t paid nearly enough
I get why it says actually in the title
Same
Same here, i was believing about the "greens" thing lol
We should start a club
"It could be done by machines.
but it's not."
I'm just watching that part over and over, it's so funny.
10/10 writing😂
Facts + humor = inaccurate perfection
Hi brother
@@nou6354 sup. how's pops?
“he’s supposed to inspect the oranges for tips and tears. but doesn’t because he’s not paid enough”
WHEEEEZE
haha I realised it was a joke after that one
@@Oskar_464 it probably isn’t even a joke lol.
@@admiralackbar3615 yeah maybe
@@admiralackbar3615 Oh it definitely is not a joke
I'm glad im not the only person out there that rewards themselves with an orange fondling.
Theft of a new iPhone is always cause for celebration!
Do you at least ask for consent?
@Firelord Eliteast67 that ain’t orange consent dude!
@Firelord Eliteast67 …I’m still calling the cops…
Aww... fondling oranges is tight!
"Since the cameras are rolling, the juicing operator performs one final inspection before she places the oranges in the juicer."
No truer words have been said
was searching for this line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a chef, I can confirm this is how we zest our noodles.
Oh no 🤦♂️
@@mazedude5911 what happen
@@mazedude5911 oh *yes*
fellow chef, can also confirm
Your noodles? 😨🤢
"He's suppose to check the greens for tears and punctures, but he isn't paid nearly enough to do that" - There's a whole can of worms behind that line.
And a can worth of worms in the greens
was about to say ^ too but realized this was one year old
@@user-pr6ed3ri2k OMG it's been a whole year!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it's still a can of worms
@@STICKMAN99100 o k
@@STICKMAN99100 Well yeah, he's a messy can. Of course he's going to do a terrible job no matter what he's paid.
"Shortstack oranges. They're known for being small, juicy, and are used as a powerful aphrodisiac in certain cultures."
I knew you were a man of culture.
certified goblin moment
Hey hey people
I mean, he used to have a R34 art showcase in his channel, so it isn't surprising.
@@xilpes6254 “Today, I will show you the world of fantasy horticulture and other breeding techniques that also happen to work on various fantasy species.”
Wait i don't get it can someone pls explain
I didn’t know it was a parody until he said “they aren’t nearly paid enough”
Same
Yeah
I like purples because
Me 2
Same
I like how he always starts with bland normal how its made lines and then slowly slips into crazy shit.
Edit: I'm aware that that's the joke. In this comment I am acknowledging how much I like that joke.
E wow 🤩
He is HowtoBasic in speech
I believe he uses the actual how it’s made intro before going off script
That’s the point
Almost like that's the joke
wtf i didn't realize this was a meme until he said "once the cameras turned off, she threw oranges in the juicer" HOW DID I BELIEVE THE PASTA THING LOL
you WHAT
"He will now fondle an orange" failed to tip you off?
Hey, it says gullible on the ceiling
@@squa-squathedragon4124 -_-
you beleived that a theif snuck into the factory to steal an orange?
"Cleaned just enough for FDA standards" they cleaned it with the water hose
Did he stutter??
Idk about anyone else but I have urges to drink hose water sometimes.
"Don't even get me started on the travesty known as orange soda"
Yeah, those require filling machines.
Not a rinsing machine?
@@seancollins7260 How many times do I have to tell you, the filling machine is NOT the filling machine.
Dontchu wanna Fanta Fanta ???🥴
Feel like it might be a rinsing machine actually
I mean the rinsing machine does kinda fill the bottle
Still waiting for "How It's Made: Babies"
No one knows who came up with the idea of squeezing the pp to make semen
I want babi, I never had big boy talk
Stealing one is easier, trust me.
petition to make “How its really made: Babies”
He loosely covers one element of that in the paper episode.
I love seeing new people thinking this is actually real.
me one of them
but i like him
check also zefrank he tells good jokes
That would be me
You ruined it, your comment is the first one :(
What this is not actually real? I thought it was *REAL*
Jackson Corbridge Same happened to me :(
"Go easy on the orange juice, that stuff doesnt grow on trees, wait it does"
So why is it so goddamn expensive?!
@@flipflop8436 you pay for the effort they go through to remove all the flavor from the oranges
Hey I know where this came from
@@nuclearbomb9483 I don’t think you’ve tried pure orange juice…
@@nuclearbomb9483 but just enough so FDA accepts it as “orange juice”
I love how it always starts outs sounding real then quickly derails 😂
Honestly 😂
@@IINC0RRECT lol
Not really, it seems like from watching this it doesn't derail quickly
“Sometimes a local thief would break into the factory after stealing a brand new iPhone and fondle an orange” that legit had me dying xD
Peanut
I did not expect that line XD
Me too, i am now dead.
No wonder my oranges taste like someone put their hands on it, god damn it orange fondler!
Ah shit I can't look away
Huggbees has made a mistake calling them all greens, because there were also some yellows and sea foam greens in there
Everybody must bow down to The One, The Only, Todd Howard 🙏
a classic blunder
Todd Howard **bows to the god Todd howard**
Todd Howard **i bless you for making glitchy games**
COULD I INTEREST YOU IN SOME SEA FOAM GREEN?!?!
All jokes aside, that juicer mechanism is a thing of beauty.
You mean The cruel contraption that tears into the oranges pulpy insides for our consumption?
@@catslino5037yes. Stunning beauty.
"Go easy on the orange juice that stuff doesn't gro- Wait it does The why is it so damn expensive?"
Came from that too lol
This video played right after.
I came from there to lol
I got this in my recommended after watching that
Emil Persidski ditto
talking about the minute maid and tropicana, here in mexico we have "Tampico", the label for a 1 gal containeer states "less than 1% juice"
what
mm, love me 1% juice
We used to have Tampico here in NE OH it was like ghetto sunny delight lol
Mmmm 0% juice
I've had Tampico. Damn tasty stuff.
I don't know how so many people got "in this stage they're known as greens" and thought this video was real until they reach the pasta joke
i thought the bag made of orange peels was obvious enough
@@static7985 and a random their fondling an orange
Theif*
How about the poor soul that didn’t get it untl AFTER the pasta joke?
I had no reason to doubt this good man
I like how a stolen Walmart shopping cart is a part of this process. It really ties in with the rinsed out milk jugs with the inkjet printed labels they put this juice in
it feels like they spent all their money on the cleaning conveyor belt, then they ran out of cash and grabbed whatever shit they had lying around for the rest of the process
Its vero beach, they are special there.
This is the first time RUclips has notified me on time.
#MILKGANG
Same
Same
Same
I have the notification bell on. I always get the notifications whenever he uploads.
You had me for a minute, gg my guy.
Nick Nitro LMAO first time watching huggie? Wow I posted this ten months ago ok
@@frnnzy_ my first time
Hi
same, lmao
Looks like we have a rookie.
Sometimes I pretend I'm a teacher who unknowingly put this on in class thinking it's a real "how it's made" video and I see how long it takes me to notice something is off
I always hope that a teacher will accidentally put one of these on.
This would be the greatest troll if a teacher put this on on purpose in class
@@NethanMontgomery That'd be awesome for an April Fool's Day prank.
"Alright class, we're watching a documentary on how chocolate is made."
*grumbles*
"The beans are poured into a cage of starving refugees, who lick the beans clean of any dirt on them."
2 minutes in. This guy got me second time already.
this is horrifying
@huggbees ONE HAS ESCAPED
2:38 you know, even without Hugbee's voiceover this is hilarious, he slowly walks from out of nowhere, grabs a single orange out of the 1000 as if to quality check it and walks away. What the hell
Probably was scanning everything, found one with dubious quality, then decided it should theoretically be alright.
@@shinybreloom4027 You're one of my favorite shiny pokemon. Just had to let you know lol
* Green, not orange
I mean, sometimes you just have the urge to squeeze an orange.
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I too start my day with a tall glass of Mister Simpson
“Juice so good, it should be criminal. Really...it really should be criminal.”
That's why they call him Juice.
fart
Oh Homie... mmmm
Damn
The fact you're overcoming your hard and harsh moments make me embrace the fact you NOT ONLY cheer my day up but you also make me feel proud for you you significant man.
Nooby to the channel here. What happened?
@@RomanBraixen His dad passed away a few weeks ago.
"As the worker empties the greens into a collection bin he is supposed to examine them for tears and punctures but he isn't paid nearly enough to do that" (1:33)
That is simultaneously a joke and a fact
we best bee seeing "how its made 2- orange soda edition"
Yes, because that delic- travesty needs addressed.
Yes indeed my orange brother. And I mean like oranges not your race.
@@chasenoel7225 wha.... What?
When did ethnicity join the issue when referring to someone as your orange brother?
Also, I just want to hear Huggbees make funny noises whilst trying bacon soda.
I wasn’t trying to bring peoples ethnicity into this, but with everything going on I don’t want people to think I was being racist.
@@chasenoel7225 how could that be construed as racist??
“So, is this going to be completely satirical, or did he make a real documentary by mistake again?”
*1:44
“Alright, it’s real.”
I mean knowing what we do about companies today it probably is
Your not wrong
stop fondling with the oranges
which one was the mistake documentary?
@@nonameforyou2238 There was one from April that was completely factual.
'He will fondle an orange'
Orange: I feel sexually harassed.
We were bad but now we’re good
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sean lim siwj iwh
@@yolkyostritch1692 moving into your neighborhood
#Fruit2
I love that these videos actually tell how it's done as well as the added comedy. Good Job!
I've wondered about how orange juice was made my whole 31 years of living
I just thought it was orange squeeze and never questioned if
“A decommissioned dump truck, which has been sanitized *just* enough to meet FDA standards”
“Fondle” is a word that appears a little too often in this guy’s vocabulary.
I have found that one could fondly say that he is fond of the word fondle. I myself have found that I am fond of the word fondant...
@@BenjaminGessel I enjoyed reading this reply. Thank you.
@@aidanmaxwell1019 😁😁😁😁😁👍
Maybe it just doesn't appear often enough in yours
Maybe people in the factory need to stop touching my food. Seriously, why does every food factory have professional food fondlers?
1:05 ah yes. The shortstack oranges! My favourite!
Your inner Dantes is showing.
Everyone in the comments: "I didn't realize it was a parody until he said this"
Me: "First time?"
Looks like it's amateur hour.
Yes it is.
Dang, im just another one of those people
I don’t get it. So he does serious videos normally?
Nice
I hate how your intros are perfectly sound, no sarcasm or weird stuff. Then the first parodied line hits you like a truck and i keep falling for it.
I love you!
Truer words cannot be spoken
"...and don't even get me started on the travesty known as orange soda, that would take an entire episode of its own."
Don't threaten me with a good time.
im going to be floored if there isn’t an orange soda episode after this one
In my middle school they didn’t have orange juice they had “Orange flavored drink”.
you’re joking
I want some of that purple drink
@@seanclements6206 *I want some of that purple stuff*
They been givin y’all orange water
i believe some places dont legally allow orange cordials to be called orange juice because it doesn’t actually contain squeezed oranges and only has flavourings and sweeteners. its the same with chocolates, products that dont contains enough pure chocolate isn’t legally allowed to call their products “chocolate” and instead uses “chocolate flavoured”
so your school probably gave you an orange cordial which is just used with water
I could go for some Greens, just clean enough to meet FDA standards rn if I don’t say myself
"Shortstack oranges"
> they also happen to be green
Ah yes, Goblin oranges
and in the distance, the quiet chanting of "hey hey people"
I've had a theory for a while now that Huggbees actually has all these industrial machines from his videos in his back yard and this is all just an elaborate tour of his estate.
He not only owns all these different businesses and factories on his estate but he educates us all on how the product is made. A truly great role model.
I believe it. People who made "Shake Hands With Danger" also own their own equipment. Every RUclipsr does. Rich bitches!
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Now that you've assured us of your future dedication to the truth, please tell us if you were being sincere about being had in the first half.
4:07
*As a hater of having pulp in my orange juice, I feel personally attacked.*
Knew this was a parody when they mentioned the FDA, since OJ is regulated by the US Dept of Agriculture.
😂
TIL
OMG your right
well that took you a while lmao
The fda use to be agriculture, but the government for some reason made fda its own branch. Just depends on when he actually made this video
This is the first video I watched from this channel, and I still think it is the best. There is a perfect progression of increasingly obvious fibs about the yellow juice called orange juice in this video
I love how they just have random shopping carts as a key part of their operation.
Yeah they clearly stole one of them from a local Walmart
Stealing an iPhone and then fondling a shortstack? That thief has better days than us, that's for sure.
"it could be done with machines, but its not"
"the thief fondles an orange"
"the bin taken fron the bosses car"
"dont even get me started on the travesty that is orange soda"
Yes, we all watched the same video
orange soda is the best this dude is tripping
Still waiting for "How it's made: Meth"
You can watch Breaking Bad for that one
Hi Ian McCollum here
She absolutely hoisted that shopping cart up on her knee and dumped the whole guy.
milk: how it's actually made
directors cut: how we discovered milk
"Why's that baby cow keep drinking there? I better get me a sip."
5:01 I like how he didn't even include sunny d since it's literally sugar water colored orange except it's 80 percent sugar
When I think of Sunny D, I remember that article where some girls skin turned into a different colour because she drinked too much of it
"...Sometimes a local thief will sneak into the factory after having stolen a new iPhone. To reward himself for a job well done he will fondle an orange"
Instant subscribe
i screamlaughed for a solid 2 mins after that part
@@justmehereUK yes, yes I did
@@justmehereUK eeveryone
@@justmehereUK It's funny for Americans because somewhere in some state a guy probably actually fondled oranges. Most likely in Florida.
Same
It’s 1:30am and I’ve been watching these for 2:30 hours 😂
This was good lol... finally caught on at “but he doesn’t get paid enough to do so”
Bruh
"People mistakenly thought green juice are made from leaves..."
Oh i fell for it
3:53 idk why but this part is so relaxing.
I accidentally put tis on the tv to watch with my mom and didn't know that this wasn't an actual informational vid. That was fun.
3:19 that made me laugh so hard for no reason
4:10 is the best, try it homie
I think those are limes
This is one of my favorite RUclips series'
This and fluffee
And Bigfoot
I like how you throw in semi-truths like tropicana being orange drink, because it's not fresh juice, but it's actually concentrate. That's actually so they can secure like 20 years of concentrate powder, so they have less business volatility
I love how the commentator slowly gets more passive aggressive with what he says through the video 😂
This is probably my favorite "how it's actually made" of the year so far. Just the right amount of satire and gas lighting. 4.5 thumbs up.
"It could be done by machines... But it's not"
The no explanation kills me
"That would take up an entire episode on it's own".
Okay, when is the orange soda episode coming out?
As an orange fondler I do just walk right in and celebrate my latest iPhone thefts with the zesty supple green orange goodness and walk out without talking to anyone.
For a second there I was like, "Why is this so opinionated??"
2:19 he almost laughed
For me it was when he said: "It could be done by machines, but it's not."
I made a face and checked the channel real quick. 🙃
"Wait, what?" Zero context, zero explanation, 100% funny as hell.
"Shortstack oranges, they're small, juicy-" almost made me spit out my coffee
2:55
"Which continuely spin t--" " oh did i- did i say something wrong, they stoped spinning"
"oh- oh there they go thank god" BRUH this was funny
"You bonehead, its name is the same as its color, just like a lemon"
*BONE* head
@@BokuNoDensetsuNoHoshi Shut up and get back to work.
"hey whats the colour of an orange?"
( stops cleaning )
( wink )
2:08 A Italian is ready to break in
"Alberto, look at the oranges!"
"MAMA MIAAAA!!!!"
"to reward himself for a job well done, he will fondle an orange."
I don't know how this guy isn't laughing when he is voicing it
I will die of LAUGHING
0:28 This is actually true. These are perfectly healthy, mature oranges. Oranges are usually green unless they’re exposed to cool temperatures while maturing. But even then they won’t be that distinct orange color you’d typically think of. Most places will just straight-up dye their fruit so it’ll look more visually appealing.
You squeeze an orange and then BOOM, there you go, orange juice.
1:52 as much as an obvious joke this is that's honestly believable
I was drinking orange juice when I got the notification for this WTF.
How was the juice?
xXGHOST_SNIPEZXx x what if it was dry though? that would be some lame OJ
Can you taste the theif's finger oils?
xXGHOST_SNIPEZXx x I like a bit of juice with my pulp
RUclips was spying on you 😉
My eyes started burning at 4:03
I love how the thief doesn’t steal any oranges, he just wiggles it
Jokes on you, those were tennis balls
"But he isn't paid nearly enough to do that"
Mood
I love how what he says almost seems accurate.
As a fan of the actual how it’s made, let me tell you, this is infinitely better. Much less informative but better by literally every other standard
"that would take an entire episode of it own."
Don't do that, don't give me hope.
"Collecting oranges is a job purely made by hand. It could be made by machines,BUT IT'S NOT"
Never stop doing these. I love How it’s Made but this is honestly even better lol
“Sorry we can’t sanitize it anymore it’s too much sanitizer” that’s how I imagine they talked to the fda