Jim Gaffigan - Fast Food Ruined Me
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- Опубликовано: 2 апр 2019
- #JimGaffigan on his love of Popeye fried chicken (and the sailor man), fast food shame, and criminally re-selling ketchup packets.
Jim Gaffigan stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2009.
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Jim is proof that you can be legit hilarious without swearing. What a legend.
you should check out Nate Bargatze
@@GodsBadAssBlade oh shit! I can't believe miss that, I must have been laughing too loudly to notice lol good find but for the most part he doesn't use the top tier swear words I meant to say I feel like basterd (basturd?) is like tier 2 of swear words if there's such a thing 😂😂😂
But thanks for pointing that out and also getting me to watch the video again 😂
James D hundreds? I’d love to see that list... I only know of a handful, unfortunately.
Especially since swearing is literally the worst thing
Gabriel Torres it’s spelled “bastard”, you fucking puritanical pussy.
I saw the thumbnail and thought "Damn son, Gaffigan lost a lot of weight!", only to find out that this was filmed ten years ago 😂😂😬
Haha I thought the same!
SAME I WAS LIKE DAMN LOOK AT HIM GO
The comment I was looking for. Man looks like he had had a sleeve.
Oh my gosh, this was my exact thought!!!
Omg lol
Jim is the very best comedian!!! He's hysterical without profanity and crudeness!! He just keeps getting better.
@Laurence Pinney Nope...I'm a diaper dealer.
you should check out his old material, much more blue
The part on ketchup is EPIC.
Made a living off of food jokes. Genius
Chicken didnt live though
Well everybody eats food sooooo...
John Pinette anyone?
When you put food on the table by talking about the food on the table.
@@firstgan114 Yup... food jokes are his bread and butter! LOL
"I need a resealable packet," and the bottle design. Only Gaffigan can make a whole segment about ketchup funny.
yeah he takes the most mundane subjects that have no comedic value and turns them into gold
“Here, I’ll pump for you”
“You come to this Wendy’s often?”
I'd fall for that guy. 😂😂😂😂😂
Jim Gaffigan is my favorite stand-up comedian. 👍❤
❤😊😂
Absolutely the best, he kills me. He was in my town and I didn’t go. REGRET😢
*Lady Voldemort* eooh so quuuuute
He's my favorite ketchup comedian.
He once talked about bacon 🥓 for 50 minutes in a 1 hour special 😂😂😂😂
Handsome Man lmao
Hahaha
The best thing... Ever
Thanks for this...i am looking for that special. I love this guy
You know you're a fantastic comedian when you can do a whole skit about "Ketchup". Lol..
Been to a lot of flea markets no ketchup packets lol
That's so true about asking for more condiments.😂😂😂😂
Gaffigan’s stand-up sets are 99% about food and I love every bit
Every 'bite' lol!
Yes, he combines my two favorite things. Food and comedy. :D
He's so stinking funny. Saw him in concert...laughed til my mouth and sides hurt. "I DO!!"
HI, Please, help me understand this (English is not my native)
0:53 ...but as an adult you always like eat fast food like something you used to date. I can't believe I ever went there.
I don't understand what him means
@@mykola5127 ". . . but as an adult you always *look at* fast food like someone you used to date . . ."
He pronounced "look at" as "luhkeht." It is a regional accent from the Midwestern region of the U.S. They have some odd vowel sounds at times.
Such good delivery and expression
"So I think I'm opening a present."
When I saw this video was posted 5 days ago I thought Jim lost weight but then I realized this was from 2009. I love you Jim, you have brought me many laughs!!!
wow..that killed me...literally tears from laughing "popeys...oh I get, popeye was a sailor and your food goes through me like a torpedo" ROFL!!!!!!! :)
His best stand-up by far. Had me dying from beginning to end
You're a cheap date ^^
🎼. “Hot pockets” 🎼
🎼Pocket pocket pocket 🎼
Kelly Waggoner god I wish I could’ve hit the like button 1000 times..... but could only hit it once.
Ketchup 🎶
Kelly Waggoner , my favorite
How dare you make my brain sing
He is a genius😂 one of my favorite comedians
What's so genius about this?
The best stand up comic this century has produced.
@nobodyaskedbut Dave Chappelle.
EL Plagua I don’t think we can see either of those guys anymore the same way we could see them in their prime. I’d take Gaffigan at this point.
How's he funnier than 99% of comedians when he's talking about ketchup
We love you Jim ...
my heart is hurting for other reasons and comedy helps ... ty....
The thing I enjoy about Jim is even if it's an older performance it's just as funny as his current stuff. And the videos that he and his wife did about her cancer and all the hell they went through was so inspiring. I can see how so many of us like him. He just cracks you up. When you've had a rough day, there's nothing like Jim t help perk ya back up.
This bit overperformed. "Drive around back" killed me.
"Look, no one has to see you."
“Can you move your building closer to my car?”
I fully applaud Jim’s commitment to his niche. All his jokes are about food 😆
-Josh Otusanya
Did you really just sign your own name on a RUclips comment?
I looked at your channel and you're not even close to retirement, you must have that Benjamin Button.
Or his thousand kids.
Guy, No one cares about you or your fake ass.
The Josh O Show bruh, you just quoted yourself? Who are u? 😂😂🤦🏾♂️
Good that you qualified that comment because a few of us were thinking is was one of Stephen Hawkins.
What a coincidence that this video popped up. I was just telling my coworkers that salsa is like the Mexican ketchup. 😆
Thanks to that mic access on your phone and a new algorithm from Instagram and Facebook
Yep, that's no coincidence boss.
@@soconaturalhealth Really? I've heard about that before but, if it was as prevalent as people say, then why don't I constantly get recommended videos about cocaine??
CLEANING WINDOWS! I’m crying 😂
You always make me laugh, Jim Gaffigan, and I love you for that😘
I'm so glad I got to see him for my birthday two years ago😂
Still hilarious, like all his stuff. Thanks for the post.
The only standup comedian without any scandals.
"NOT FOR RESALE", damn that's awesome
That ketchup keg pump bit at 4:00 is brilliant! THAT cracks me up every time because that's EXACTLY how guys looked back in college keg parties!!!
I just spit my drink out from laughing so hard
When I was a kid in the 50s going to McDonalds was a big treat.
Awww....that's sad
geoff dearth side bar; have u seen the movie FOUNDER? Great movie...
Im a 70’s kid & the happy meal was a huge treat for us as kids. One would say it was a splurge... its crazy how fast food went from being a special treat to a way of life☹️
In South Africa in the 80's, we had to go to the city for fast food. Had KFC like once a year. Was a very Big deal for us kids.
Remember when candy was also a treat? Now kids are hitting the 7/11 every day before school to get their fix.
I love this guy. I went through McDonald’s the other day just for a Diet Coke and fries 🍟 and asked for ketchup and she gave me 38 packets. They take it personal if you ask for ketchup or a napkin.
I love Mr Gaffigan and this channel. It gives me some laughs when I really need them. (ketchup gets a bad wrap. It's just not whether it improves food but it gives it some variety from the norm).
So so good ! Jim you ARE THE BEST ! ! I didn't even need to add ketchup to make it better !
I’ve watched this set about 6 or 7 times and it still cracks me up!
my daily "going to the Jim"... xD
Jim always makes the most honest jokes XD
He isnt wrong ppl do hunch over at fast food places
They didn't put the cap on the bottom, Jim, they just glued the sticker upside down
Sneaky gravity experts!
victor martone OMG!! HAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!
I love Jim, it's just good clean comedy:) and he hasn't gotten busted for sexual harassment like alot of other dudes so.. That's something 👍
Smoov Operata he looks the part tho..not quite convinced yet
But for now = yipiiee
@@samordna7808 Hook-nose? No. Yarmulke? No. He does not look the part, you clown.
Oh no he has been busted for sexual harassment. Food has multiple restraining orders out on him.
@@michaelbracho3956 He does like to get sexual with food 🤔
Pretty sure he made jokes about he looks creepy XD but he is a dad sooo his kids likely tell him he looks creepy
Excellent Jim. Thanks.
Jim murdered this set! Always a pleasure to watch.
This is probably one of the funniest men on the planet. You are great Jim Gaffigan!
Never clone this guy..well all die from laughter 😂😂
Just love love love him....
professional as ever
I'm going to watch it again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Very underrated comedian 💯
He's been a top comedian for years. He's not underrated, but I know it's the thing to say "underrated" on YT.
First pick to get a special from Amazon. Totally underrated.
Not at all. He’s even had his own tv show.
Lol the upside down bit was hilarious!
Love good clean comedy 🤣😂
Ive never hurd of this guy before starting the watching spree now
I remember skinny gaffigan.
My god your old!
I love vintage Jim 😍
He reminds me of Philip Seymour Hoffman.. 😇
Yea he does look like a bloated corpse
love Jim.
LOL! Love this guy! HILARIOUS!😂😂😂
Tye shpeil about different countries ketchup!😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
This was so damn hilarious.
Lol so good
I'll talk to our gravity experts.
Love it👍
This clip made me hungry 😂
I love the last part about the vinegar that is funny
Very good stuff.
“I Doooo...”!😂
😂❤️😂❤️ I thought I had seen every Jim Gaffigan set at least once - more like a thousand 😬 - but some of these were new to me, which made this like a wrapper-less present. 😆😬 (Referencing the set above)
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 one of my fav comedians
Great set by Jim, followed by another great set at 6:11.
Jim is funny and soothing!
Everyone love's Popeye's, gotta have it. Thank you Jim for the standup
My favorite chicken Jim is Church's! The wings are the wing attached to half the breast and chicken ain't chicken without the jalepinos
i didn't realize the ketchup bottles were upside down hahahahahahah
This man is a Legend!
Ok... the ketchup thing... taking from him. Dude.... feel you totally!!! 😂😂😂
Best clean comic imho
He crackes me up somethen fierce.
The more fast food I enjoy the slower I become.
I like this dude, relatable
I thought I was the only person who wondered why they didn’t always put the lid on the bottom!
6:12 ! She wore her nightgown... awesome!
This reminds me when I went to Sonic and the car hop brought ONE ketchup packet with my order. I laughed and of course when I asked for more, she brought out 4-5!
This man KILLS!
Jim looks good!
Gold Jerry, gold
03:05 👏😂😂😂😂
Hahaha. I actually ate ketchup on steamed broccoli when I was pregnant.
|I usually leave McDonalds with at least one left over ketchup packet to put in my fridge for emergencies.
I love fast food now and then and I am not ashamed of it one bit.
Hilarious and clean ... wow
So true about fast food compared to regular restaurants. I remember once when my parents and niece came to visit, and we went to a sitdown restaurant. She ordered the spaghetti, and she was getting more and more upset that it took a while. The last few times, she was more used to the idea, but I figured that surely she understood that food takes a while to prepare.
hahah even just the title of this is hilarious "fast food ruined me"
I always add a side of vinegar to my ketchup!!😂
I like putting some minced parsley on it.
Tabasco
Cracks me up!
Funniest guy ever.
Very hilarious
I can't watch other comedians anymore since I started watching Jim, His timing and being naturally funny is way above others. Most of the comics shout their jokes, swear a lot and just try too hard to get a reaction. Jim is just so natural!
Jim is great. Clean comedy is refreshing sometimes.
For those of you wondering this is old.