Jim Gaffigan - Fast Food Ruined Me

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 493

  • @1purplerose
    @1purplerose 5 лет назад +44

    Jim is the very best comedian!!! He's hysterical without profanity and crudeness!! He just keeps getting better.

    • @1purplerose
      @1purplerose 4 года назад +1

      @Laurence Pinney Nope...I'm a diaper dealer.

    • @GooseGumlizzard
      @GooseGumlizzard 4 года назад

      you should check out his old material, much more blue

  • @viciouslysilent
    @viciouslysilent 5 лет назад +1468

    Jim is proof that you can be legit hilarious without swearing. What a legend.

    • @HalimaAbshir
      @HalimaAbshir 5 лет назад +18

      you should check out Nate Bargatze

    • @viciouslysilent
      @viciouslysilent 5 лет назад +9

      @@GodsBadAssBlade oh shit! I can't believe miss that, I must have been laughing too loudly to notice lol good find but for the most part he doesn't use the top tier swear words I meant to say I feel like basterd (basturd?) is like tier 2 of swear words if there's such a thing 😂😂😂
      But thanks for pointing that out and also getting me to watch the video again 😂

    •  5 лет назад +8

      Jim and hundreds of other successful comics*

    • @lifeandtheuniverse42
      @lifeandtheuniverse42 5 лет назад +4

      James D hundreds? I’d love to see that list... I only know of a handful, unfortunately.

    • @RootinrPootine
      @RootinrPootine 5 лет назад +5

      Especially since swearing is literally the worst thing

  • @SenorJuan2023
    @SenorJuan2023 5 лет назад +74

    The part on ketchup is EPIC.

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 5 лет назад +185

    Jim Gaffigan is my favorite stand-up comedian. 👍❤

    • @motto7489
      @motto7489 5 лет назад +1

      ❤😊😂

    • @ellonysman
      @ellonysman 5 лет назад +1

      Absolutely the best, he kills me. He was in my town and I didn’t go. REGRET😢

    • @samordna7808
      @samordna7808 5 лет назад +1

      *Lady Voldemort* eooh so quuuuute

    • @xandermcn
      @xandermcn 4 года назад +2

      He's my favorite ketchup comedian.

  • @BluisRaw02
    @BluisRaw02 5 лет назад +136

    That's so true about asking for more condiments.😂😂😂😂

  • @matthewr23
    @matthewr23 5 лет назад +194

    “Here, I’ll pump for you”
    “You come to this Wendy’s often?”

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 5 лет назад +6

      I'd fall for that guy. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Howitchewstofeel5gum
    @Howitchewstofeel5gum 5 лет назад +732

    I saw the thumbnail and thought "Damn son, Gaffigan lost a lot of weight!", only to find out that this was filmed ten years ago 😂😂😬

  • @bashirchedid4687
    @bashirchedid4687 5 лет назад +494

    Made a living off of food jokes. Genius

    • @rawveganfruitarian7290
      @rawveganfruitarian7290 5 лет назад +4

      Chicken didnt live though

    • @radiocontrolgoree8772
      @radiocontrolgoree8772 5 лет назад +2

      Well everybody eats food sooooo...

    • @domisthebomb09
      @domisthebomb09 5 лет назад +1

      John Pinette anyone?

    • @firstgan114
      @firstgan114 5 лет назад +5

      When you put food on the table by talking about the food on the table.

    • @RuiChui
      @RuiChui 5 лет назад +3

      @@firstgan114 Yup... food jokes are his bread and butter! LOL

  • @Strik.9
    @Strik.9 5 лет назад +128

    "I need a resealable packet," and the bottle design. Only Gaffigan can make a whole segment about ketchup funny.

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage 5 лет назад +4

      yeah he takes the most mundane subjects that have no comedic value and turns them into gold

  • @El_Chompo
    @El_Chompo 5 лет назад +80

    Such good delivery and expression

  • @kas7344
    @kas7344 5 лет назад +234

    He once talked about bacon 🥓 for 50 minutes in a 1 hour special 😂😂😂😂

    • @mort8568
      @mort8568 5 лет назад

      Handsome Man lmao

    • @LeUtubeAcc
      @LeUtubeAcc 5 лет назад

      Hahaha

    • @jentleblink9221
      @jentleblink9221 5 лет назад

      The best thing... Ever

    • @kui_maina
      @kui_maina 5 лет назад +1

      Thanks for this...i am looking for that special. I love this guy

  • @gregpresley1466
    @gregpresley1466 5 лет назад +131

    You know you're a fantastic comedian when you can do a whole skit about "Ketchup". Lol..

    • @tomjoad929
      @tomjoad929 3 года назад

      Been to a lot of flea markets no ketchup packets lol

  • @joeyoshs
    @joeyoshs 5 лет назад +20

    When I saw this video was posted 5 days ago I thought Jim lost weight but then I realized this was from 2009. I love you Jim, you have brought me many laughs!!!

  • @maryanndavis8580
    @maryanndavis8580 5 лет назад +12

    He's so stinking funny. Saw him in concert...laughed til my mouth and sides hurt. "I DO!!"

    • @mykola5127
      @mykola5127 5 лет назад

      HI, Please, help me understand this (English is not my native)
      0:53 ...but as an adult you always like eat fast food like something you used to date. I can't believe I ever went there.
      I don't understand what him means

    • @JJoy-bk8yr
      @JJoy-bk8yr 4 года назад +1

      @@mykola5127 ". . . but as an adult you always *look at* fast food like someone you used to date . . ."
      He pronounced "look at" as "luhkeht." It is a regional accent from the Midwestern region of the U.S. They have some odd vowel sounds at times.

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 5 лет назад +22

    His best stand-up by far. Had me dying from beginning to end

    • @2nd3rd1st
      @2nd3rd1st 5 лет назад

      You're a cheap date ^^

  • @rogerg0834
    @rogerg0834 5 лет назад +32

    wow..that killed me...literally tears from laughing "popeys...oh I get, popeye was a sailor and your food goes through me like a torpedo" ROFL!!!!!!! :)

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 5 лет назад +24

    "So I think I'm opening a present."

  • @kellywaggoner6703
    @kellywaggoner6703 5 лет назад +122

    🎼. “Hot pockets” 🎼

    • @mariamgorjian
      @mariamgorjian 5 лет назад +2

      🎼Pocket pocket pocket 🎼

    • @jessicaconner1242
      @jessicaconner1242 5 лет назад +2

      Kelly Waggoner god I wish I could’ve hit the like button 1000 times..... but could only hit it once.

    • @allispossible8447
      @allispossible8447 5 лет назад +2

      Ketchup 🎶

    • @helenrogers1400
      @helenrogers1400 5 лет назад +1

      Kelly Waggoner , my favorite

    • @BmoKingOfOoo
      @BmoKingOfOoo 5 лет назад +2

      How dare you make my brain sing

  • @dustin2698
    @dustin2698 5 лет назад +258

    This bit overperformed. "Drive around back" killed me.

    • @theman1412
      @theman1412 5 лет назад +2

      "Look, no one has to see you."

    • @gwimmer98
      @gwimmer98 5 лет назад +1

      “Can you move your building closer to my car?”

  • @JoshuaOtusanya
    @JoshuaOtusanya 5 лет назад +66

    I fully applaud Jim’s commitment to his niche. All his jokes are about food 😆
    -Josh Otusanya

    • @yarpy4927
      @yarpy4927 5 лет назад +9

      Did you really just sign your own name on a RUclips comment?
      I looked at your channel and you're not even close to retirement, you must have that Benjamin Button.

    • @jeremystone4193
      @jeremystone4193 5 лет назад

      Or his thousand kids.

    • @danfu3657
      @danfu3657 5 лет назад +2

      Guy, No one cares about you or your fake ass.

    • @blaclabelgenius
      @blaclabelgenius 5 лет назад +5

      The Josh O Show bruh, you just quoted yourself? Who are u? 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @Timmertube75
      @Timmertube75 5 лет назад +1

      Good that you qualified that comment because a few of us were thinking is was one of Stephen Hawkins.

  • @nicklasrothmann4043
    @nicklasrothmann4043 5 лет назад +84

    He is a genius😂 one of my favorite comedians

  • @nobodyaskedbut
    @nobodyaskedbut 5 лет назад +14

    The best stand up comic this century has produced.

    • @cyanginpedro
      @cyanginpedro 5 лет назад +1

      @nobodyaskedbut Dave Chappelle.

    • @StamfordBridge
      @StamfordBridge 5 лет назад

      EL Plagua I don’t think we can see either of those guys anymore the same way we could see them in their prime. I’d take Gaffigan at this point.

  • @gailremp3628
    @gailremp3628 5 лет назад +2

    The thing I enjoy about Jim is even if it's an older performance it's just as funny as his current stuff. And the videos that he and his wife did about her cancer and all the hell they went through was so inspiring. I can see how so many of us like him. He just cracks you up. When you've had a rough day, there's nothing like Jim t help perk ya back up.

  • @rileymclellan8953
    @rileymclellan8953 5 лет назад +6

    CLEANING WINDOWS! I’m crying 😂

  • @paulfroelich1024
    @paulfroelich1024 5 лет назад +6

    "NOT FOR RESALE", damn that's awesome

  • @ENFPerspectives
    @ENFPerspectives 4 года назад +4

    We love you Jim ...
    my heart is hurting for other reasons and comedy helps ... ty....

  • @bellaarnone7999
    @bellaarnone7999 5 лет назад +10

    I'm so glad I got to see him for my birthday two years ago😂

  • @thebleakoverview4227
    @thebleakoverview4227 5 лет назад +36

    What a coincidence that this video popped up. I was just telling my coworkers that salsa is like the Mexican ketchup. 😆

    • @soconaturalhealth
      @soconaturalhealth 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks to that mic access on your phone and a new algorithm from Instagram and Facebook

    • @Jeremy-yd9ep
      @Jeremy-yd9ep 5 лет назад

      Yep, that's no coincidence boss.

    • @Bromadlife
      @Bromadlife 5 лет назад +1

      @@soconaturalhealth Really? I've heard about that before but, if it was as prevalent as people say, then why don't I constantly get recommended videos about cocaine??

  • @suzyq1405
    @suzyq1405 5 лет назад +8

    You always make me laugh, Jim Gaffigan, and I love you for that😘

  • @carluno7198
    @carluno7198 5 лет назад +9

    Still hilarious, like all his stuff. Thanks for the post.

  • @catharineorellana3522
    @catharineorellana3522 4 года назад

    That ketchup keg pump bit at 4:00 is brilliant! THAT cracks me up every time because that's EXACTLY how guys looked back in college keg parties!!!

  • @jacobsearcy7478
    @jacobsearcy7478 4 года назад

    Jim murdered this set! Always a pleasure to watch.

  • @randymcduffie6987
    @randymcduffie6987 5 лет назад +46

    Very underrated comedian 💯

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 5 лет назад +6

      He's been a top comedian for years. He's not underrated, but I know it's the thing to say "underrated" on YT.

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 5 лет назад +2

      First pick to get a special from Amazon. Totally underrated.

    • @arthurcurry2003
      @arthurcurry2003 5 лет назад +2

      Not at all. He’s even had his own tv show.

  • @ericrypt
    @ericrypt 5 лет назад +8

    I just spit my drink out from laughing so hard

  • @2nd3rd1st
    @2nd3rd1st 5 лет назад +4

    The only standup comedian without any scandals.

  • @smoovoperata3242
    @smoovoperata3242 5 лет назад +50

    I love Jim, it's just good clean comedy:) and he hasn't gotten busted for sexual harassment like alot of other dudes so.. That's something 👍

    • @samordna7808
      @samordna7808 5 лет назад +1

      Smoov Operata he looks the part tho..not quite convinced yet
      But for now = yipiiee

    • @reginaldcrapo132
      @reginaldcrapo132 5 лет назад +3

      @@samordna7808 Hook-nose? No. Yarmulke? No. He does not look the part, you clown.

    • @michaelbracho3956
      @michaelbracho3956 5 лет назад +9

      Oh no he has been busted for sexual harassment. Food has multiple restraining orders out on him.

    • @smoovoperata3242
      @smoovoperata3242 5 лет назад +3

      @@michaelbracho3956 He does like to get sexual with food 🤔

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 лет назад

      Pretty sure he made jokes about he looks creepy XD but he is a dad sooo his kids likely tell him he looks creepy

  • @geoffdearth7360
    @geoffdearth7360 5 лет назад +32

    When I was a kid in the 50s going to McDonalds was a big treat.

    • @Bromadlife
      @Bromadlife 5 лет назад

      Awww....that's sad

    • @beachsnob3424
      @beachsnob3424 5 лет назад +5

      geoff dearth side bar; have u seen the movie FOUNDER? Great movie...
      Im a 70’s kid & the happy meal was a huge treat for us as kids. One would say it was a splurge... its crazy how fast food went from being a special treat to a way of life☹️

    • @stukkak1976
      @stukkak1976 4 года назад +3

      In South Africa in the 80's, we had to go to the city for fast food. Had KFC like once a year. Was a very Big deal for us kids.

    • @quantumleap4023
      @quantumleap4023 4 года назад

      Remember when candy was also a treat? Now kids are hitting the 7/11 every day before school to get their fix.

  • @cocochanel3074
    @cocochanel3074 6 месяцев назад

    This is probably one of the funniest men on the planet. You are great Jim Gaffigan!

  • @jaguarrose7022
    @jaguarrose7022 4 года назад +2

    I love vintage Jim 😍

  • @mikeyoung9810
    @mikeyoung9810 5 лет назад +1

    I love Mr Gaffigan and this channel. It gives me some laughs when I really need them. (ketchup gets a bad wrap. It's just not whether it improves food but it gives it some variety from the norm).

  • @piecesofme8531
    @piecesofme8531 4 года назад

    I’ve watched this set about 6 or 7 times and it still cracks me up!

  • @jimromesadouche183
    @jimromesadouche183 5 лет назад +14

    How's he funnier than 99% of comedians when he's talking about ketchup

  • @Lugenfabrik
    @Lugenfabrik 5 лет назад +82

    I remember skinny gaffigan.

  • @AngelWingsYT
    @AngelWingsYT 5 лет назад +4

    Jim always makes the most honest jokes XD
    He isnt wrong ppl do hunch over at fast food places

  • @Sprinklespritz
    @Sprinklespritz 5 лет назад +37

    He reminds me of Philip Seymour Hoffman.. 😇

    • @effyoo6081
      @effyoo6081 5 лет назад +2

      Yea he does look like a bloated corpse

  • @vicmartone
    @vicmartone 5 лет назад +100

    They didn't put the cap on the bottom, Jim, they just glued the sticker upside down

    • @Goldy01
      @Goldy01 5 лет назад +9

      Sneaky gravity experts!

    • @beachsnob3424
      @beachsnob3424 5 лет назад +2

      victor martone OMG!! HAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!

  • @janetwentz3259
    @janetwentz3259 5 лет назад +18

    I love this guy. I went through McDonald’s the other day just for a Diet Coke and fries 🍟 and asked for ketchup and she gave me 38 packets. They take it personal if you ask for ketchup or a napkin.

  • @stevehunt914
    @stevehunt914 5 лет назад +8

    professional as ever

  • @danbanks7930
    @danbanks7930 5 лет назад +2

    Never clone this guy..well all die from laughter 😂😂

  • @kellygervais3440
    @kellygervais3440 5 лет назад +4

    Just love love love him....

  • @Flexamillious
    @Flexamillious 5 лет назад +8

    Ive never hurd of this guy before starting the watching spree now

  • @bencarey8988
    @bencarey8988 5 лет назад +3

    I'm going to watch it again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jackpackage256
    @jackpackage256 5 лет назад +8

    Jim is great. Clean comedy is refreshing sometimes.
    For those of you wondering this is old.

  • @boyimbornal
    @boyimbornal 4 года назад

    I can't watch other comedians anymore since I started watching Jim, His timing and being naturally funny is way above others. Most of the comics shout their jokes, swear a lot and just try too hard to get a reaction. Jim is just so natural!

  • @danthompson5797
    @danthompson5797 4 года назад

    Lol the upside down bit was hilarious!

  • @vaughnkavon3993
    @vaughnkavon3993 4 года назад

    So so good ! Jim you ARE THE BEST ! ! I didn't even need to add ketchup to make it better !

  • @craigzeigler194
    @craigzeigler194 5 лет назад +1

    Excellent Jim. Thanks.

  • @jliz6435
    @jliz6435 5 лет назад +5

    Love good clean comedy 🤣😂

  • @danoduncan1763
    @danoduncan1763 4 года назад +1

    my daily "going to the Jim"... xD

  • @adamdonlon1348
    @adamdonlon1348 5 лет назад +3

    I really hope this channel will start to post more recent comedy bits. It’s a shame that it’s taken this long for these bits to get to the Internet...

  • @mr.wizard2974
    @mr.wizard2974 5 лет назад +4

    My favorite chicken Jim is Church's! The wings are the wing attached to half the breast and chicken ain't chicken without the jalepinos

  • @Dulcimertunes
    @Dulcimertunes 5 лет назад +19

    Wow! Slim Jim!

  • @AntonioMartinez-nc5gy
    @AntonioMartinez-nc5gy 4 года назад

    Everyone love's Popeye's, gotta have it. Thank you Jim for the standup

  • @chironapolonio
    @chironapolonio 5 лет назад +1

    This man KILLS!

  • @dreambeliever3652
    @dreambeliever3652 5 лет назад

    Ok... the ketchup thing... taking from him. Dude.... feel you totally!!! 😂😂😂

  • @jdogmcnasty1980
    @jdogmcnasty1980 5 лет назад +1

    “I Doooo...”!😂

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 5 лет назад +3

    |I usually leave McDonalds with at least one left over ketchup packet to put in my fridge for emergencies.

  • @felkerforcongress
    @felkerforcongress 4 года назад

    This man is a Legend!

  • @rebeccahherdener2068
    @rebeccahherdener2068 5 лет назад

    LOL! Love this guy! HILARIOUS!😂😂😂
    Tye shpeil about different countries ketchup!😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

  • @wilsonseto1
    @wilsonseto1 5 лет назад +2

    i didn't realize the ketchup bottles were upside down hahahahahahah

  • @lizzyinhawaii5713
    @lizzyinhawaii5713 4 года назад +1

    😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 one of my fav comedians

  • @chkyle68
    @chkyle68 4 года назад

    Great set by Jim, followed by another great set at 6:11.

  • @rolandahines
    @rolandahines 8 месяцев назад

    Jim is funny and soothing!

  • @molmer2380
    @molmer2380 5 лет назад +3

    This reminds me when I went to Sonic and the car hop brought ONE ketchup packet with my order. I laughed and of course when I asked for more, she brought out 4-5!

  • @pandecoco2245
    @pandecoco2245 5 лет назад +6

    I'll talk to our gravity experts.

  • @margarethurley1067
    @margarethurley1067 4 года назад

    love Jim.

  • @richardharepax123
    @richardharepax123 5 лет назад

    I love the last part about the vinegar that is funny

  • @bmaiceman
    @bmaiceman 5 лет назад +6

    I always add a side of vinegar to my ketchup!!😂

    • @marin34
      @marin34 5 лет назад

      I like putting some minced parsley on it.

    • @todosassd1855
      @todosassd1855 5 лет назад

      Tabasco

  • @wvu05
    @wvu05 4 года назад

    So true about fast food compared to regular restaurants. I remember once when my parents and niece came to visit, and we went to a sitdown restaurant. She ordered the spaghetti, and she was getting more and more upset that it took a while. The last few times, she was more used to the idea, but I figured that surely she understood that food takes a while to prepare.

  • @whiteyquartz3409
    @whiteyquartz3409 5 лет назад +6

    Jim looks good!

  • @jamievidd775
    @jamievidd775 5 лет назад +1

    This was so damn hilarious.

  • @PockASqueeno
    @PockASqueeno 5 лет назад +6

    I thought I was the only person who wondered why they didn’t always put the lid on the bottom!

  • @SurfingTubes
    @SurfingTubes 5 лет назад

    6:12 ! She wore her nightgown... awesome!

  • @chironapolonio
    @chironapolonio 5 лет назад

    Jim Gaffigan for PRESIDENT

  • @chrisoberg6888
    @chrisoberg6888 5 лет назад +2

    Best clean comic imho

  • @Sindollx666x
    @Sindollx666x 5 лет назад

    I love how his comedy bits are relatable to just about anyone who is living. Genius.

  • @zoedujour
    @zoedujour 5 лет назад +4

    Hahaha. I actually ate ketchup on steamed broccoli when I was pregnant.

  • @bourdie1979
    @bourdie1979 5 лет назад +1

    Lol so good

  • @scottandrew8906
    @scottandrew8906 4 года назад +1

    Funniest guy ever.

  • @mcsnowPRIVATE
    @mcsnowPRIVATE 5 лет назад

    I like this dude, relatable

  • @rogerpeet7399
    @rogerpeet7399 5 лет назад +1

    He crackes me up somethen fierce.

  • @jeremystone4193
    @jeremystone4193 5 лет назад +174

    Dont tell my wife I'm here.

    • @2nd3rd1st
      @2nd3rd1st 5 лет назад +3

      I read this exactly when he said it. Life is a mystery...

    • @faithtomorrow
      @faithtomorrow 5 лет назад +1

      with a ski mask on 😂

    • @Holyinductor
      @Holyinductor 5 лет назад +1

      @@2nd3rd1st but also very Logic because Attention attracts what IT is...
      So Hearing what you see is reality knocking on the door

    • @drripley7410
      @drripley7410 4 года назад

      I wear a ski mask to fast food places

  • @galileoshift8330
    @galileoshift8330 4 года назад

    pure underated genius blacks for jim g 2020

  • @chekeichan
    @chekeichan 5 лет назад

    1:40 High-pitched voice: "why's he reaching out the passenger side?!"

  • @mariaweston5477
    @mariaweston5477 5 лет назад +2

    Just today I was craving fast food. 🍔

  • @duewhit310
    @duewhit310 5 лет назад +3

    I know this girl who puts ketchup on EVERYTHING.

    • @lovetolovefairytales
      @lovetolovefairytales 5 лет назад

      That might be me lol.

    • @duewhit310
      @duewhit310 5 лет назад

      @@lovetolovefairytales are you a bartender?

    • @lovetolovefairytales
      @lovetolovefairytales 5 лет назад

      @@duewhit310 Nope. Guess it wasn't me then. But me and my cousins on both sides of my family put ketchup on almost everything. So it wasn't a bad guess.

  • @Spectralyzed
    @Spectralyzed 5 лет назад +7

    "You never put ketchup on broccoli or asparagus..." Heh heh... Yeah... who does... that... *slowly starts hiding my ketchup while eating vegetables.*
    To be fair, though, I have sensory processing disorder meaning I have seriously weird food preferences. I mean, it's not just food, it's also clothes and hearing. I wear longsleeves during the summer and I hate High School Assemblies because the noise stresses me out. AKA I'm a difficult human being.

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 5 лет назад

      My daughter likes ketchup on some of her vegetables too. And she used to dunk raisins in it.

    • @Spectralyzed
      @Spectralyzed 5 лет назад +1

      @@MuttFitness I also eat it with meat and bread with cheese. Pizza, Quesodillas, Grilled Cheese, Macaroni and Cheese, etc. I used to not even eat those foods without it. I'm now able to eat most without it.

    • @todosassd1855
      @todosassd1855 5 лет назад +1

      Scrambled eggs with ketchup

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 5 лет назад

      @@todosassd1855 isn't that common?

    • @Spectralyzed
      @Spectralyzed 5 лет назад

      @@todosassd1855 I am unfortunately allergic to eggs.

  • @f-teezydboyrecords9761
    @f-teezydboyrecords9761 4 года назад +2

    Damn he is hella funny

  • @buzztrucker
    @buzztrucker 5 лет назад +1

    God, he's still so great even when he's lost some weight. Good on ya Gaffigan a true showman right here.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 2 года назад

    1:38 I like how he reaches out with his right hand when the window should be to his left. This isn't the UK, buddy.