JIm Gaffigan - Mr. Universe - "McDonald's"
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- Опубликовано: 10 май 2012
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Ten days before my tenth birthday I was diagnosed with blood cancer, my parents downloaded Jim Gaffigan onto my iPod, listening to him multiple times a day made the trial much more bearable, it was a 3 and a half year procedure, I listened to Jim Gaffigan most of the days, the cancer is now gone and I'm done with my treatments. I'm now almost 14 years old and I will never forget how much Jim Gaffigan helped my mental state.
+Fluffy Cat Good to hear you're doing better :D
+Fluffy Cat Could we say that maybe Jim Gaffigan is a cure for cancer? Joking aside, good on you for getting through something like that
+Fluffy Cat humour is the best medicene
+Fluffy Cat Right on mate! Kickin' disease in the arse while kickin' back listenin' to some good standup.
+Fluffy Cat I Love you Fluffy Cat. Live long and prosper.
that whispering voice he does is great
Kathleen Madigan
Marty? That you?? 🤭
You’re the voice inside my head!!!
Hot pockets
I gotta get back in time.
Only Jim could do a 9-minute bit on McDonald's, and every minute of it is hilarious, lol
He is simply the best... been loving him since pale force from conan o'brien...
matt k he reminds me of little thoughts we have but forgot about...till now
And like 3-4 minutes of that was about the fries 🤤🍟🤤
Thise are literally the best things on earth
I'm Lovin It.
Everyone knows what he means about the "bonus fry".
"It's all McDonalds" sums it up perfectly!
Jim Gaffigan has quickly become one of my favorite comedians around. I absolutely love how he does his comedy. He doesn't rely on race, sexual humor, or constant profanity. He just tells it like it is, even if it makes him look like a fool. Probably one of the biggest strengths to comedy is not being afraid to humiliate yourself.
Should look up Tim Hawkins if you love this guy. Look up "Tim Hawkins fast food" he's hilarious
I completely agree. Gaffigan for the win!
The main reason he's really funny is he uses everyday things and makes them funny
He and Brian Regan are two of way too few comedians to understand humour is what you can relate to.
+Travis Linton Right on.
"I'm just meeting a hooker, I'm certainly not eating here." 🤣
"He should be here by now..."
@@YaoEspirito 😂😂😂
"Has your mom ever made anything as good as a McDonald's fry? Not even close."
LOL
Ikr!!! 😂
Wow some moms just don't know how too cook
Hilarious 😂😂
Wook Sound they have great fries!
Wook Sound true not even close!
Not that I am offended easily, but Mr. Gaffigan is one of the few comedians that makes me laugh out loud without dropping profanity every other word.
One of the reasons I love Ellen DeGenerres is she doesn't do dirty or profane humor.
JG is playing at the local amphitheater, don't' know why I haven't bought tickets.
That's exactly why he is so likable. Every comedian these days feels the need to use profanity and vulgarity (especially women for vulgarity, they talk about sex a lot because they think that is the only appealing genre of jokes to men, which is dead wrong). Jim just carries on, talking about how fat he is and it's hilarious!
wolfgang schmittenhammer Check out Brian Regen if you haven't already. Same type of comedy and equally hilarious.
+wolfgang schmittenhammer Which makes the profanity he does use that much more effective and hilarious.
My favorite line of comedy:"You eat at McDonald's? I didn't know I was better than you!" 🤣🤣🤣
Gaffigan is underrated. He genuinely makes me belly laugh like no one else. So on target....
He's not underated, where have you been, He's a beloved and hysterical!
Comedian, I left that out. LOL!
Gaffigan is one of the top 5 comics on earth. Great delivery
I just found a bonus cheeseburger in the bottom of the mcdonalds bag! Jesus must really love me
It truly is a miracle. LOL!!
I found a bonus meal inside my mcdonald's bag!
Lol
@@lucasr2050 Lucky bastard. I never get that. It's why I order two large Quarter Pounder meals
You better go to church
Easily one of the funniest comedians of the new era!!
Every one of his specials makes me split my sides all the way through.
And I love that voice that he does that mimics what the average audience member would say.
That second voice of audience member KILLS ME! Hilarious! I'm just sitting waiting for him to throw it in!
This guy is hilarious. He looks funny, acts funny and talks funny. True comedian. I am fan.
You can smell their fries from half a mile away in your car. I think they do that on purpose.
If I'm hungry enough I can smell food even when there isnt anything even close.
Smells like grease
@@grouchygrundle I've done the same.
They do indeed! They have chemicals in the fries that taste and smell incredible, I watched some documentary or other on it. Clever and very successful!
Takayama and the smell lasts FOREVER!
Best comedian EVER... brightens my day every time! Thanks, Jim!!!
I was eating McDonalds throughout this video, momentary pleasure at first then sad guilt at the end.
Ehh, it's all over for you anyway, those fries tasted good anyway.
kinda like jacking off
Sam B and followed by cancer
I was eating Pizza hut while watching this. Same feeling and I feel sick on top of it.
exact same process when masturbaiting
Nine minutes. NINE MINUTES on the topic of McDonald’s. Jim Gaffigan is a national treasure.
At Five Guys Burgers the bonus fry is company policy. They make your meal and then dump even more fries into the bag before they hand it to you. lol
SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT I JUST GOT LUCKY EVERY TIME
Yeah it's awesome
The Night Watcher did you really just compare those deep fries at five guys to McDonald's fries. you crazy. McDonalds fries have crack sprinkled on em
Nickoli Lion Their fries are always soggy and half cooked.
That's what real fries are like.
Jim Gaffigan has become my favorite comedian. Just tells it like it is, never offending people. Always makes fun of himself too. That's true comedy.
The McDonalds Denial. So well put.
Just found this guy today. Already love him! Cried fork laughing ! Amazing!
From*
Fork to From thats one hell of a fuck up lmao
i did the same
Same
You're gonna burn soooo many calories from laughing if you watch all of his specials
He is spitting facts when he says everyone has there own version of McDonald’s
This guy is spot on, and very funny too!
H
I'm Cosmo, Jerry.
Cosmo Kramer.
After watching it like 5 times, you would want McDonald's so bad.
Actually made me realize how much I hate eating there
Only french fries.
Nah. I'm done w/ McDonalds...🤣
sheep forevers12: NEVER
I am literally eating a Quarter Pounder with cheese as I watch this. That's why I came to this video actually.
+VokunKendovJosh was it worth the experience?
It was cool to hear him mention the exact meal I got, but other than that, there was nothing special.
+VokunKendovJosh You must of not gotten enough fries then.
+Skull Video .nppphytq ps ed
thewolrab u from France?
Jim Gaffington is the best - his comedy is so personal, so funny, and clean - I love him!
The best comedian ever,If I hear any of his acts again, i still laugh at them like I heard them the first time.I hope to see him in an act one day.
omg the "bonus fry" best mistake ever
Jim is one of the few, last great true comics today. He doesn't swear and he doesn't have the desperate NEED to be "edgy" by going off on controversial topics - just to get you in your "snarky place" (putting others down). He's a "re-found" Christian (was an atheist for many years), and he doesn't go political - slamming this guy, or side... ever. Now THAT is more brave and honest; actually just being FUNNY!!
kickyerass While he is funny. It's irrelevant that he's a "re-found christian"
***** Maybe so, but they can't force people out of an already made marriage now can they?
Plus it's been added as part of an amendment if I remember right, therefore it would take a lot of hoops, much more than worth it, to undo. The president does not have the power to randomly wipe amendments off the bill of rights.
You think that people are gonna be happy with that? It'd just piss people off and then they'd have to bring it back.
***** And do you know why? 'Cause you're arrogant as shit.
That's so true "kickyerass". Lol
Almost spit my coffee everywhere when you said "you wouldn't want Jesus to talk like this" thanks for a great start to the day!
"McDonalds: Momentary pleasure, turns into guilt and finally cancer"...
You sir, are the funniest man IN.THE.UNIVERSE.
Sebastian Maniscalco.
He has the best delivery in the Universe. His wife (writer) is the funniest person.
"McDonalds of the soul" - shit had me dying 😂😂😂
“Yeah....he should be here any minute...” 😂
“We don’t even know where the meat comes from! That’s DISGUSTING! Yeah, I’ll have a Big Mac...” 😂
"Our mascot is a pedophile clown from the 70's" LOL
That's one of my favorite lines, along with
Chocolate Bogger
Hormonal Tenager
And "I hate you, your Gross!!, whens Dinner?" Lol
Right now I'm eating McDonald's fries (including the bonus fries! :D).
Best Comedian around! Thank you Jim Gaffigan for sharing your sense of humor with all of us and not taking life so seriously. You're amazing!
Ive watched this a dozen times and i still laugh out loud. Gaffigan is amazing
"BONUS FRIE, YOU GET YOUR OWN KETCHUP PACKET" 😂
Oh I get it
I love this guy so much. Thanks Jim!!! Brilliant. So enjoyable. And, I appreciate that you keep it clean and don't find a need to swear all the time. Even my kids can enjoy you - without me being embarrassed or ashamed. I appreciate it immensely. Anyone can swear. Swearing is easy. It takes a smart person who is "secure" in themselves to refrain from swearing. Bravo
What an arrogant prick you are to think that not using certain words somehow makes you smarter... Fucking idiot.
Let's hope in the 4 years since leaving that fucking ignorant comment, you've removed your head from your ass, cuz it was fuckin buried far enough up there you could probably see your own heart beating....
Shut The Muck Up His wording wasn’t amazing, but I guess he’s just trying to say that Gaffigan’s mannerism differentiates himself from hot garbage such as Amy Schumer and Kevin Hart and that he appreciates that. Modern “good” mainstream comedians aren’t amazing, but there are some good ones and Gaffigan is one for sure.
My favorite comedian. Love him
I love how the first mention of McDonald's Fries draws applause.
"Everyone worships something" -Timothy Keller
"Everyone has a McDonald's" -Jim Gaffigan
X = Z
"Thou shalt have no other gods before me" God
My boyfriend introduced me to this guy a few days ago. This guy is so funny! XD
But.... but... now there's all-day breakfast! Now how will i know when breakfast ends?!?!?!?!?!
+Dr. Awesomenessly I don't know what to tell you. :( Wait, what time is it right now? Should I be eating breakfast, or lunch? What year is it?
God help us.
Sausage burrito is good anytime.
This bit totally holds up 6 years later. Nothing has changed.
“Oh look, a bonus fry”
Lol 😂
I'm laughing at this bit years later after seeing it for the 4th or 5th time. Something about his delivery and tone just makes it work more than you'd think it would if you just read a transcript of the act on paper.
Jim's delivery is incredible. He's one of the best to ever do it.
This guy gets better and better. One of the very best out there.
I just can't get enough of this!
I was drinking a Starbucks Carmel Frappe when he said it
I have watched this McDonald's piece umpteen number of times and makes me laugh everytime. Just now bought the Mr Universe as a thanks to Mr Jim!
Your humor makes me happy Jim! I hope you never run out of material! Best comedian ever...and thanks for keeping it clean! 💕
...What's this, a library?
Guess I'll upvote this while I'm here....
I cried laughing all the way through.
The loss of fries also happens with chicken mcnuggets. I somehow go from 5 or 6 to none and I'm thinking, "How did that happen?"
"That's DISGUSTING.... I'll take the Big Mac" best part of the video
i love how he goes "...not even close" in that silent low pitch voice rotflmao
I'm in pain from the laughter- LOVE IT!!!
Me too especially when he says when would we know when breakfast ends? When would we know when St. Patrick's day is? Lol
This bit NEVER gets old. Also, I want a Big Mac now.
I could barely type this I laughed so hard through this entire bit
I don't care what it's made of, but every time I eat a double quarter pounder, I hear the angels sing out from heaven...not sure what they put in it (maybe crack cocaine or some other highly addictive substance) but that thing is so darn good! Also, why is it that McDonald's coca-cola tastes so much better than what you get anywhere else?
more sugar.. more Rim cleaner lol.... coke out the can IS the best. shitll burn rite thru esophagus
Cause IT'S NOT! It's the most horrible burger ever. I feel so sorry for brainwashed sheep who think this crap is food. Coke isn't even better...watery. Fries sometimes good, sometimes too soft, sometimes dried out so they're too hard on the outside and pithy on the inside. I hope you have a decent burger someday, and have actual fries. Cooked once at a lower temp, drained and cooked again at a higher temp, that's a real, fabulous French fry. Of course Gaffigan's hilarious, and probably eats better stuff...really good fries, bacon and donuts...
Alison Cobb by h123546
Alison Cobb mcdonalds is quick and easy not 5 stars
radio star
Who said it had to be 5 stars? The Angus burger can be good (mushroom Swiss), and I really like the garlic butter one at Jack's...it just doesn't need to be 1 star, or zero...
My mother loved McDonald's fries. Whenever we were out together she would always ask for some. Never understood the allure, until now. God Bless her soul.
My English teacher showed us this on the last day of school and the entire class was crazy and laughing like crazy.
jim gaffigan is the only comedian i keep coming back🤙
7:33 killed me 😂😂😂
Oh yea and 388:284827647274 made me chuckle
I love you, Jim!
"McDonald's of the soul." Brilliant.
This guy can make anyone laugh :) he picks the greatest topics and embraces himself lol greatest comedian of our time for sure!
Do-do-do-do-doooooo.....
MISTAKE!
HOTPOCKET!!
+twoface2001 look up Brian Reagan hot pocket lol you will laugh .
+sg2massive hot pocket skit is Jim Gaffigan
+sg2massive Seriously? If you were anywhere else but on this page, or any other Gaffigan vid, the mistake wouldn't be so mind-boggling...
but, yeah, that's totally a Jim Gaffigan bit.
+Cubroncs03 g8eyis
its true that mcdonalds fries are amazing.
makes me wonder why I can't stop eating course in idaho they be even better cause IDAHO SPUDS BITHCES
yum. i live in vancouver so... maple syrup i guess
Get me a ticket to Vancouver NOW XD I am literally addicted to maple syrup pancakes waffles French toast you name it it starts to swim in maple syrup
if only i had enough money i would gladly do it. also im busy setting up parts of my big christmas lights show before a weeklong series of intense rain and windstorms sets in tomorrow night.
Uh huh. And Wendy's fries are gross. Though I do prefer their burgers.
Jim has a level of comedic genius that derives from everyday life, he has a way of putting perspective on ordinary things that we can relate to, and make us laugh.
Jim your a hero for laughter!
I love this guy. So funny, so true, and there's some benevolent wisdom in the subtexts methinks.
Love, love love his comedy!
I talked to my dad on the phone last night and he was telling me about the hamburger he made for himself. I asked him what he had to drink, "chocolate milk" lol.
OMG I laughed so hard I CRIED !!!!
That fry bit truly describes anybody who has ever been to a mcdonalds. He even got the straw paper bit! How many times have I went looking for the lost fry only to find wondering around at the bottom of the bag, "one more! Score!"
I think that he is really funny. I was laughing along with the audience.
lots of people were
He's not wrong
Jim you are my favorite comedian! Hope you keep it coming for years to come.
"McDonalds of the soul" This is what makes him great. A true original.
go to Five guys and you get like 300 bonus fries :P
+patrick watkins well like with mcdonnals its rare and some times you get it but sometimes you dont but at five guys you order your meal and they toss some extra fries in the bag
That's only because their serving container is so small to begin with.
+develfier i love five guys but if i eat all those fries i can feel my soul leaving my body
+develfier if their serving container was large enough for all those fries, ppl would wtf at their food
300? I think you're forgetting another couple of decimal places. They'll fill the fry cup, put it in the bag with your burger, then top the whole shebang with another three whole scoops of fries. 30,000 is definitely closer.
i was laughing my ass off this whole time. so funny
Jim is like the John Wick of comedy. He doesn't need a machine gun or a super edgy sword to kill you. He only needs a pencil.
Well I don't care what he wears because he's freaking hilarious!!! He makes me laugh so hard I cry every time I watch him. Fantastic! Thanks Mr. Gaffigan you are too much fun!
This guy is hilarioussssss and without swearing and sex talk!! ♡
I think he is the funnest comedian!
Jim Gaffigan is brilliant. A gift to humanity.
Momentary pleasure followed by incredible guilt eventually leading to cancer. I'm lovin' it!
Jim Gaffigan liked my tweet.......true story!
HOT POCKET!!
BULL SHIT
More BULL SHIT
No honey no
What was the tweet ???
Does he always talk about food? If so he’s so good at it
Thanks Jim, my guinea pig just died and you STILL managed to cheer me up. Thank you :)
This one hit me at so many levels.
Love Jim Gaffigan. McDonald's breakfast is the best.
Found this guy yesterday and I absolutely love him
Anyone else close to tears listening to this even though you've heard it ten times over the years?
Jim, you make me laugh the most over any other comedian. I love your routines and subjects, they're the best.