"Legal Documents" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (King Baby)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @tkpartida
    @tkpartida 4 года назад +124

    Gaffigan's comedy is my therapy.

  • @user-yw4fh4pw3q
    @user-yw4fh4pw3q 2 года назад +71

    I couldn't keep up with him. I was still laughing like 4 jokes back. He brings me such joy.

    • @stoictraveler1
      @stoictraveler1 Год назад +3

      Yeah the laughs string together and overlap.

  • @samichgrrl
    @samichgrrl 4 года назад +161

    I just love the voice over he does as an audience member, "that joke doesn't make sense!"

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 4 года назад +13

      And the high voice he does it in....may be half the secret of his success....and nobody else has that!

    • @litty4553
      @litty4553 2 года назад +2

      @@linshanhsiang facts facts facts!!! I was looking for this comment, that voice is addictive!!!

    • @ritageorge8748
      @ritageorge8748 2 года назад +1

      That's the best I've watched his horse one 3times as I've stop it go for a kleenex play it again-1 of his best&does not work is so-rt up there too

    • @lostwithjack14
      @lostwithjack14 Год назад +1

      Those are my favorite!

    • @AlystrZelland
      @AlystrZelland Год назад +3

      ​@linshanhsiang I've always thought it's a little bit audience, it's a little bit Jeannie when he does the falsetto, especially when he's addressing himself: "Jim..."

  • @litty4553
    @litty4553 2 года назад +18

    This man ought to be proud of himself, his imagination and humor are quite literally saving lives out there!

  • @hh7407
    @hh7407 4 года назад +68

    Just when I think he can't make me laugh any harder.....he succeeded throughout this whole performance. Jim Gaffigan is the miracle cure for quarantine blues.

    • @twoboysmom7423
      @twoboysmom7423 Год назад +3

      I agree.. not just quarantine but also when you are stressed

  • @russellshourd633
    @russellshourd633 3 года назад +33

    Jim Gaffigan ALWAYS delivers!

  • @geoffhennessy275
    @geoffhennessy275 4 года назад +90

    "Organic means twice as expensive." I actually used that in my Food Technology Class in High school.

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi 3 года назад +27

    Lol, dammit Jim, I spit out my drink when you said, look under his arm he’s smothering an owl, 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣

  • @georgestanko2523
    @georgestanko2523 4 года назад +63

    amazing talent Mr. Gaffigan! Im 49 and youre one of the best/funniest Ive ever known.

  • @TheMercilessEye
    @TheMercilessEye 4 года назад +23

    Very few people can make me laugh anymore. Thank you so much, Jim.

  • @johnsimpson7437
    @johnsimpson7437 4 года назад +120

    Jim,
    you are a breath of fresh air in a world where the air is contaminated by a deadly virus.

    • @gegervary
      @gegervary 2 года назад +2

      It’s people’s minds that are contaminated.

    • @Jondsmusic
      @Jondsmusic 2 года назад +1

      @@gegervary exactly! A virus that has a 99% cure rate is hardly deadly. Aka the flu!

    • @jimmcritchie1727
      @jimmcritchie1727 2 года назад +3

      Thanks

    • @FirstLast-eg8mb
      @FirstLast-eg8mb Год назад +1

      I love you

    • @paularhodes1997
      @paularhodes1997 Год назад

      Absolutely & it is so kind of him to help us laugh, in a time where not a whole lot has been funny. Love ya sir! 😊

  • @liberatedlady4689
    @liberatedlady4689 4 года назад +23

    Crying laughing so, dang hard! Twine! Garage bags, holy moly! Love your comedy routine.

  • @aselcukur9602
    @aselcukur9602 4 года назад +121

    “It‘s hard to find time to work out...when you really don‘t want to“
    I feel personally attacked 😂

  • @julitosnijders3623
    @julitosnijders3623 2 года назад +9

    This Guy is amazing

  • @dovewatkins8391
    @dovewatkins8391 4 года назад +371

    I've learned not to drink anything while watching jim gaffigan ;)

    • @Nomadistar
      @Nomadistar 3 года назад +11

      I loathe being a slow learner. Hope I graduate someday. ;)

    • @Britta_no_filter
      @Britta_no_filter 3 года назад +12

      I clicked on this video with a mouthful of mouthwash-let’s just say I had some close calls 😂

    • @doobiewonkanooby
      @doobiewonkanooby 3 года назад +3

      So true! You can’t drink or eat lol 😂

    • @pytcindy
      @pytcindy 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Golfjunkee69
      @Golfjunkee69 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @tastymouse
    @tastymouse 4 года назад +68

    This one was on a whole new level of hilarious, even by Jim standards!

  • @dreamyjeannie3385
    @dreamyjeannie3385 4 года назад +133

    Maybe I should clean myself before I clean the garbage, lol 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gwho
      @gwho 4 года назад +2

      i do not get this one.

    • @Mary_O
      @Mary_O 4 года назад +1

      @@gwho- garbage is garbage. It's going in a dumpster and then to a landfill. Who cares what shape it's in?

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 4 года назад +2

      @@Mary_O It's recyclable, technically not garbage, but it's a JOKE.

    • @leaaugusta9924
      @leaaugusta9924 3 года назад +1

      @@gwho what is not to understand?

    • @maureenschofield4784
      @maureenschofield4784 3 года назад +1

      @@gwho many recycling places want you to rinse out the cans

  • @olhesty2196
    @olhesty2196 3 года назад +17

    Jim, you are absolutely brilliant. I cannot imagine how you come up with your work, and even more so how well you deliver it. You have always been my absolute favorite comedian.

  • @randallzamora1660
    @randallzamora1660 3 года назад +7

    Amazing talent. Best medicine for stress is laugh. Thanks

  • @suzanne4504
    @suzanne4504 2 года назад +20

    Okay this is so good I am laughing so hard. Thanks Jim. It's February 2022. I'm here in Michigan with cold, snow and 7 degrees. So, I am in my bed under several quilts laughing out loud. 😁

  • @sanstar2007
    @sanstar2007 2 года назад +4

    My favorite comedian.

  • @akita101
    @akita101 3 года назад +5

    Gaffigan ROCKES!!! He is THE BEST!!! He is one of very few people I don’t feel bad about that he has a lot of kids.

  • @michellepost5232
    @michellepost5232 3 года назад +8

    We have the very same ball of twine we bought during 1980. It's something you don't need each day, so it rarely gets used.

  • @suebrown3465
    @suebrown3465 4 года назад +30

    I really laughed through this...the one we can all relate to is waiting for our prescription by the basketball playing pharmacist!

  • @hanasakicho1964
    @hanasakicho1964 4 года назад +16

    The little house on the prairie and the urinal cake references.... LMAO

  • @janemargolis2428
    @janemargolis2428 4 года назад +17

    Thank you so much for posting this material. It is helping me cope with this crappy pandemic.

  • @artistevivien
    @artistevivien 3 года назад +14

    Jim never fails to make me laugh. This set is fire

  • @waldo9498
    @waldo9498 4 года назад +34

    Great way to start the day, thanks Jim!

    • @HisWordisLife4U
      @HisWordisLife4U 4 года назад +3

      Is that a basenji? I had one growing up that looked like that. Great dogs.

    • @waldo9498
      @waldo9498 4 года назад +2

      1234constantine Yes! I’ve had 3 rescue basenjis over the years. Love them so much. 😊

    • @HisWordisLife4U
      @HisWordisLife4U 4 года назад +3

      @@waldo9498 The one you have pictured he looks like my childhood dog. I loved her so much. She would come in my room and comfort me when I was crying on my bed after getting in trouble with my parents. She was so smart and empathetic. She used to chase the car when the family tried to leave her home until we let here in. She was so fast!!! She would tear around the house sideways, so full of energy and personality. You must live somewhere with a lot of space if you have three basenjis, Never a dull moment at your house!!!LOL

    • @Gloriagal78
      @Gloriagal78 2 года назад +1

      @@HisWordisLife4U We had a Basenji as well. I love their vocalization and cute little tail!🥰

  • @jeanneroy1494
    @jeanneroy1494 4 года назад +11

    Thanks, Jim (& family) for providing such great comedy during this time. Really love it!

  • @davidbakke9293
    @davidbakke9293 3 года назад +4

    He is great for basically all people

  • @stoictraveler1
    @stoictraveler1 Год назад +1

    My go-to light moment. Thx Jim.

  • @jackedkerouac4414
    @jackedkerouac4414 3 года назад +7

    "Twine and rock candy" LOL!!

  • @alexiabonnici2142
    @alexiabonnici2142 3 года назад +13

    I laughed from beginning to end. Thanks Jim!

  • @dizzolve
    @dizzolve 2 года назад +6

    I love your comedy Jim. You've been consistent through the years ........and consistently hilarious.

  • @luckylady7542
    @luckylady7542 4 года назад +8

    😂🤣😂🤣 as always hilarious. Love you and your family Jim. Thanks

  • @montanaelkwhisperer1744
    @montanaelkwhisperer1744 2 года назад +5

    "Just hanging out with the condoms!" I laughed a little bit of poop out of myself!

  • @elaineharris8731
    @elaineharris8731 2 года назад +26

    When I began having PTSD symptoms I stopped smiling and laughing. I recognized jokes as funny but never laughed, 15 years later I actually chuckle a little, this man is so funny.

    • @Joy.Elizabeth
      @Joy.Elizabeth 11 месяцев назад

      That's great! he def makes us laugh. my hubby n I love listening to Jim. if youve listened to all his specials n are looking for other great comedians I highly recommend fluffy Gabriel Iglesias if u haven't heard his stuff he's really funny too! also love dry bar comedy channel lots of great comedians there too. Jose Sarduy n Jessie Campbell are two of our favorites on there. hope u can find more that make you laugh n find relief from ur ptsd! 💜🙏

    • @Lucilletoo
      @Lucilletoo 4 месяца назад +1

      I hope you're feeling better 🙂

  • @ArmandoTalavera
    @ArmandoTalavera 4 года назад +9

    Thank you for doing this Jim. You are amazing 👏

  • @justgno4242
    @justgno4242 4 года назад +14

    "I'll clear cut this forest, you drive an SUV" 😆

  • @markmartin5765
    @markmartin5765 4 года назад +5

    I love this mans humor !!

  • @lulufavs4519
    @lulufavs4519 Год назад +2

    Love the heckler voice! Funny!

  • @Martymooseyepthatsme
    @Martymooseyepthatsme 4 года назад +6

    “If yer not talkin’, yer walkin’!”

  • @meyakabrown795
    @meyakabrown795 3 года назад +3

    Thanks for making me spew beer through my nose. Much appreciated. 🤣👍

  • @probablepaul1357
    @probablepaul1357 4 года назад +3

    You really work hard to keep up the shop during the "You Know What". It will reward You. Over Time. Overtime.

  • @MyName-zd9pe
    @MyName-zd9pe 3 года назад +3

    🤣🤣🤣 Thank you. God bless you and your family. ✝️🙏🇺🇸

  • @SusanFinnigan
    @SusanFinnigan 7 месяцев назад +1

    There is NO ONE on earth funnier 😂

  • @evolu9660
    @evolu9660 4 года назад +5

    You rock Jimmy!

  • @thelitdave
    @thelitdave 4 года назад +59

    “I don’t know why, but I want to have breakfast with that guy!” (Bacon-scented deodorant 😂)

  • @deemariedubois4916
    @deemariedubois4916 4 года назад +5

    Another good one Jim!

  • @margaritaalvarez3766
    @margaritaalvarez3766 4 года назад +11

    “At one time there were people sneaking in to work out. That’s like breaking in to The Gap to fold sweaters.”

  • @katherenewedic8076
    @katherenewedic8076 4 года назад +43

    The wait at pharmacies is based mostly on how fast insurance companies oks scripts.

    • @paulhartson1
      @paulhartson1 4 года назад +3

      wow messed up! i didnt know that!

    • @kjaxky
      @kjaxky 4 года назад +4

      Welcome to the United Stupids of America, ridiculous! that crap should. Be authorized at the Doctors office , as they are in Canada! The only reason.you wait more than 5 min in Vancouver is if they can't read what it says , it's a opiat , or if there's a ton of orders ahead of yours , not.aome stupid insurance company .

    • @julivictoria4501
      @julivictoria4501 4 года назад +4

      False. I've worked as a certified pharmacy tech. Ur ins okay's it in the first 2minutes. Us techs do all the work but the pharmacist must sign off. Why would he/she rush?

  • @myfairlahey5738
    @myfairlahey5738 2 года назад +2

    I love you Jim...clean comedy that is hysterical....just what we need

  • @alaskaheidi2955
    @alaskaheidi2955 4 года назад +3

    Oh holy crud, so relatable!! 😂😂

  • @TheGreatGig73
    @TheGreatGig73 3 года назад +10

    I don't know how he he is able to do his standup with a straight face. I could not repeat his lines without laughing. He is the best!

  • @BornAgainFarmGirl
    @BornAgainFarmGirl 4 года назад +5

    Really great Jim ❤️ !

  • @jillrouton4097
    @jillrouton4097 3 года назад +4

    Hysterical and spot on!!

  • @bobcat9314
    @bobcat9314 2 года назад +1

    Twine...that killed me..thank you Mr.G..these videos are the perfect medicine

  • @steffins3203
    @steffins3203 4 года назад +8

    Thanks for being a patriot Jim.

  • @Sloppyjoe-rf6ur
    @Sloppyjoe-rf6ur 4 года назад +4

    This was amazing

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 4 года назад +137

    I'm not out of shape. A pear is a perfectly good shape. Start worrying when you're a rhombus.

  • @leoromanoff9167
    @leoromanoff9167 3 года назад +6

    You know Jim, I was born, march __ 2000 and a couple of days later as I was finally able to legally drink the world shut down. This was the most ironic and funniest moments of my life explains how I am really 21. Anyways love your content, see ya 'round chief!

  • @V13-m2z
    @V13-m2z 4 года назад +6

    You're the best! Thanks for the laughs ~

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 4 года назад +6

    Good stuff Jim 🤘

  • @nancysuesmith5004
    @nancysuesmith5004 4 года назад +3

    Thx for sharing

  • @yeah4me2
    @yeah4me2 Год назад +1

    He's his own heckler

  • @sharoneaston9215
    @sharoneaston9215 4 года назад +4

    Love your humor!

  • @doofus0123
    @doofus0123 4 года назад +89

    "Who wrote this Sh"...... I wasn't expecting Shakespeare lol

  • @P-Bear1632
    @P-Bear1632 Год назад +1

    Okay… at my age, Jim has the power to make me snorcalate from both ends, but it is sooooo worth it. Always gets me-thanks!

  • @Mary_O
    @Mary_O 4 года назад +16

    Once again I made the mistake of eating while watching and spit my granola on my bathrobe when you mentioned the guy who "takes his garbage for a ride" and suddenly decides, "You're getting out right here!"😳

    • @eej902
      @eej902 3 года назад +2

      "Hey- if you're not talkin', you're walkin'!!" "...that doesn't even make sense!"

  • @MrDogfish83
    @MrDogfish83 2 года назад +1

    Just realized JG would make a great live action homer simpson. He would get all the nuances.

  • @jaredclement6678
    @jaredclement6678 3 года назад +2

    So much love 😅😆

  • @roberthofmann8403
    @roberthofmann8403 4 года назад +47

    The Drugstore was the place to go to get ice cream and soda pop with cocaine back in the day.

    • @LazerC4
      @LazerC4 4 года назад +7

      Good times have been had at drugstores since I was a kid!

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 4 года назад +11

      That's the only way America could really stand to be "great again." I'd vote to bring back *real* Coca-Cola in a hot minute. Come to think of it, let's bring back laudanum! 🥴

    • @tonyt5218
      @tonyt5218 4 года назад

      @@carolyntalbot947 NASA have admitted to aerosol spraying lithium into the air... does that count?

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 4 года назад

      @Joe Casson Congratulations. 'Bout the same with me!

  • @kent266
    @kent266 2 года назад +1

    OMG. I clicked on this video and one minute later I'm laughing my a** off.

  • @368fan4
    @368fan4 4 года назад +183

    Do clouds look down on us and say
    That one is shaped like an idiot.

  • @randomaxe662
    @randomaxe662 4 года назад +5

    Ugh, I'm getting an ice cream headache from laughing so much. How much is too much Gaffine?

  • @HighOnLife1985
    @HighOnLife1985 4 года назад +11

    2:40 EVERYthing he says in his act here about no garbage bags in the can is dead on precise.

  • @aselcukur9602
    @aselcukur9602 4 года назад +13

    Jim has more personalities than the actor in „Split“ 😂❤️

    • @globetrekker86
      @globetrekker86 4 года назад +1

      @Asel Cukur: And just like the actor in Split, he’s great at killing... boredom and sadness

  • @SammitheGalah
    @SammitheGalah 2 года назад +3

    Here in Australia urinal cakes are referred to as 'trough lollies'.

  • @jpallen719
    @jpallen719 3 года назад +1

    I love you Jim!!

  • @bobmalack481
    @bobmalack481 Год назад

    The pharmacist bit and the metal chair..LOL!

  • @bansheemania1692
    @bansheemania1692 4 года назад +2

    That Twine bit🤣👊 Now our garbage has to be Weighed...what a crock

  • @suzanne4504
    @suzanne4504 2 года назад +3

    I so enjoy you! I laugh all the way to the end 😅

  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme 4 года назад +3

    Enjoyed your video gave it a Thumbs Up

  • @imaboygenius
    @imaboygenius Год назад +2

    You have me laughing and crying 😅

  • @landong99
    @landong99 4 года назад +14

    The Dora theme is one of my favorite parts of this bit 😂

  • @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
    @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld Год назад

    The Dora- the- Explorer bit is just inspired ...brilliant

  • @kevangunn7163
    @kevangunn7163 4 года назад +52

    I have never heard one of Jims stories, where a cuss would have made it funnier, in 2020, that is some achievement.

    • @eej902
      @eej902 3 года назад +2

      "What is that, sh...akespeare??"

    • @tonygrowley5275
      @tonygrowley5275 3 года назад +1

      No one dives a f**k..

    • @kevangunn7163
      @kevangunn7163 3 года назад +1

      @@eej902 Just an opinion, try it sometime!

  • @jeffsmith8899
    @jeffsmith8899 4 года назад +14

    Jim:
    You look healthy.
    Lose weight?
    Thinking of you.
    Thanks for the comic relief ❤️.

  • @scottthomas6682
    @scottthomas6682 4 года назад +5

    Very hilarious routine

  • @deborahcorrigan613
    @deborahcorrigan613 2 года назад +1

    Love you Jim gaffigan!

  • @d.taygray1250
    @d.taygray1250 2 года назад +1

    Jim is the best. Am I being followed? By a pine tree? 😄😄😄

  • @seanaxner4093
    @seanaxner4093 2 года назад +1

    I love him

  • @Flyingferrets5
    @Flyingferrets5 3 года назад +1

    Love the Spongebob Essay Thumbnail XD

  • @Vanzgardian1
    @Vanzgardian1 3 года назад +9

    186 people who disliked this have no soul.

  • @WalkingTall-f1j
    @WalkingTall-f1j 2 года назад +1

    First it was Richard Pryor, then Eddie Murphy, now The Kang is Jim Gaffigan!!

  • @fraser281
    @fraser281 4 года назад +9

    2 things baffle me.... how Didnt i know that he was releasing all these videos until today.
    And how does anyone hit thumbs down?

  • @user-sw2no8ux5w
    @user-sw2no8ux5w 4 года назад +4

    Loved you for years now! We have seen you live -it was awesome! My pharmacist friend thinks the cup bit is clever 🤗 keep on doing you !

  • @peekaboots01
    @peekaboots01 4 года назад +1

    Love him😍

  • @salsabeatrice9871
    @salsabeatrice9871 4 года назад +1

    OMG, you are hilarious, the pharmacist, it’s just like that....

  • @weston.weston
    @weston.weston 7 месяцев назад

    Jim says I am just not going to read the newspaper, that is hilarious.