I've become addicted to Jim's humour - he's been a real life saver during these horrible times. Definitely helped me keeping a positive outlook. Thank you Jim for posting the videos - you just don't know how much they help me cope with these hard times.
I am so sorry about the loss of your husband. My wife passed away a little more than a year ago, and it is a tough stretch to go through! I am very grateful for the support of her family, my children, my family, my good friends, her colleagues who adored her, my coworkers and all the people I meet every day who know what I am going through and who are very supportive and concerned about my well-being and morale.
My dear wife of 33 yrs., passed away 9 yrs. ago, from liver cancer, and I still cry to this day. So unlike a previous commenter, I haven't been going through a 'tough stretch', I am going through a living hell, and have only had nightmares, no dreams, since her passing. I don't care about living anymore( I'm almost 70, what's the point?) and this ain't livin' ANYWAY. BUT,( and that's a big butt, I mean but) I'm not suicidal, I just don't want to necessarily, prolong my life, past what it's able to do without extraordinary means. That's where Jim's humor comes in as a comfort, to be able to find someone I can COUNT ON, to let me laugh again. Thank you, Gaffigan FAMILY!
We ALL lose someone we love. Or for some of us, we have lost everyone. Why are you telling total strangers about it ? Do you need sympathy from eight billion internet users? How will that help you? *Get on with YOUR life*.
Watching wholesome comedy like this has been getting me through a really hard breakup...I can't imagine how it must be for you comparatively. We may be nameless words on a screen, but we're here for you friend.
Thanks Jim.. your videos are helping us get through these oftentimes strange “pandemic days” - laughing certainly helps relieve the stress!!! I Never get tired of your clips!!
Normally I really like him, but this one was really dull to me. I don't think I even cracked a smile, and clicked off of it half-way. I didn't "thumbs down" it though. It's very sweet of him to put material up at a time like this.
When I’m down, which is a lot these days, I watch a few Gaffigan videos. I can always feel deep-seated laughter bubbling to the surface and then LOL! 😂
In the 50s got on a ride called crack the whip. By myself, became air borne and struggled to stay inside. I was panicking because the bars were spaced too far apart, and could have been ejected. The ride finally ended and told my parents I almost died. I wasn’t believed and although 75, seems like yesterday.
What a nightmare! Hanging on for dear life is not something you could ever forget. Glad you survived. Sadly, I'm pretty sure there's at least one that didn't.
4:25 My new year resolution is to start every day with a Jim Gaffigan stand up comedy video. I know it's not January. In spiritual circles every month is a new year for something or another. 🤗😆
Before we got married, my wife and I made an agreement. We decided... she would make all the small decisions, and I would make all the large decisions. It's been 12 years of wedded bliss... and we have YET to have a large decision!!
Me as a kid: The fair!!! I'm gonna go on ALL the rides!!! Me as an adult: The feet of that roller coaster are just propped up on some wooden blocks. Is that safe??
I've added that to my list of signs you're a grown up, along with buying magazines about home design, and standing at the kitchen window with your arms folded, scowling at children playing in the street and just WAITING for them to step out of line.
I’ve had deep fried butter at the Texas State Fair Dallas. It is delicious of course. They flavor it with sauce/topping of your choice, I chose garlic. It’s fun but I love a smoked turkey leg more than any fair food.
The idea of the spinning compartment on a fair's ride coming unbolted and sending you hurling 5000 feet to a fiery death makes it all that more exciting. Plus you feel so empowered when the ride is over and you realized that you actually lived.
Thank you for making me laugh out loud today. I benefitted greatly from that! Worries melt away into distant puddles when I listen to your comedy. ❤️❤️❤️ you are spot-on in your observation of human character and thought!
Tobias: "That little jerk at the bottom when going down is always special." Michael Bluth: "Wow, there were just... so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." I know what you meant, by the way, but I just couldn't resist.
Thank you 😊 so much for making these videos I love ❤️💙💕💕 them so much and it's helping me during online school which is really hard for me 😔 whenever I have a hard day I listen to this and it makes me happy 😊
'There's no health inspector at the fair' made me laugh harder than the whole video, or any of the other videos that have popped up for me lately. That really got me good. Thank you
Jim, the San Diego county fair serves double cheeseburgers with donuts as its burger buns. That’s right, 3 donuts with 2 beef patties and cheese, combined together in one delicious mistake, that you’ll definitely want to make
Wow! I used to go to the SD fair every summer when I lived in CA. When I was 16 I had to speak on the stage (in front of the racetrack) to thousands of people. It was the only time I experienced stage fright. The Am Track train went by just then, and all I could say was, "Oh! There's the train!!!"... just before they hooked me off the stage. LOL Love that fair! :)
Thank you Jim😂 you are a true gentleman for sure and your Wife is a great scholar. So hilarious. I love the merch too. the Gaffigans made me laugh again
I remember working in Emergency Registration and more than one guy assembling rides were brought in with Delirium Tremens. I scream in my head every time I see rides at a fair. .
I once got on a ride at a fair, and the operator started the ride without lowering our lap bar. I had to pull it down myself, which was almost impossible from inside the seat, while the ride was going.
me as a child " I love the ferris wheel, I don't get sick"...me as a grown woman with 3 children at the Fair with my Dad, who says "well, I hope you know it's held together with a Cotter pin! I'm hearing this as my babies are climbing into the death trap.
With my parents, I controlled the remote, and my parents would just talk over the show…unless it was somethoing that THEY wanted to watch, at which then "there better not be a PEEP!" I also always mute the commercials so I don't have to adjust the volume…Of course, that just means that my parents would just say, "Why do you always mute the commercial?"
Jim… your just nuts. Your crazy nuts and We just love it, love it, love it. You are authentic funny! In fact whenever I come up with something funny myself I say out loud “that’s comedy gold; Gaffigan would pay for that one”
My sister fell out of a swing at a fair when she was three that was marked as a child’s ride but was actually meant for adults. She fractured her skull and had broken bones but somehow she lived through it.
Jesus, this almost happened with me and my 3 year daughter not he log ride. The stupid carny made us change seats at the last minute and she almost feel out at the top of the ride. Terrifying. I feel so sorry for your sister. Hope she is okay
There was an indoor amusement thing (arcade? indoor park? ???) here when I was in high school VERY BRIEFLY because they had a similar incident. Poor grade-school age girl w very long hair basically got scalped by an indoor mini roller coaster. I think the lawsuit over that killed the business AND the mall it was in, because it was all knocked in and a Lowe’s built on top of it like 10 years ago. Longer, maybe
Hi Jim , I haven't been too the fair since my mom passed away in 2012 , I can't go on them big carnival rides cause it makes my head spin for a week or more , very funny stand-up my friend !!! 👍😂😂😂
Came back from Canada a few years ago with two dozen Tim Horton donuts in my checked bag. All I could think about was where was the trap door in the floor to get to the checked bags in the luggage compartments
I've become addicted to Jim's humour - he's been a real life saver during these horrible times. Definitely helped me keeping a positive outlook. Thank you Jim for posting the videos - you just don't know how much they help me cope with these hard times.
Get a grip bud.
Yup. Me too.
Gay
Same!! I had COVID a year ago- stuck at home, which felt like FOREVER! All I watched was his shows-
How is Shanghai today?
---->>>CHINA BOT .
Dealing with the death of my husband, Jim has been a life saver. Thank you 😊
I am so sorry about the loss of your husband. My wife passed away a little more than a year ago, and it is a tough stretch to go through! I am very grateful for the support of her family, my children, my family, my good friends, her colleagues who adored her, my coworkers and all the people I meet every day who know what I am going through and who are very supportive and concerned about my well-being and morale.
My dear wife of 33 yrs., passed away 9 yrs. ago, from liver cancer, and I still cry to this day. So unlike a previous commenter, I haven't been going through a 'tough stretch', I am going through a living hell, and have only had nightmares, no dreams, since her passing. I don't care about living anymore( I'm almost 70, what's the point?) and this ain't livin' ANYWAY. BUT,( and that's a big butt, I mean but) I'm not suicidal, I just don't want to necessarily, prolong my life, past what it's able to do without extraordinary means. That's where Jim's humor comes in as a comfort, to be able to find someone I can COUNT ON, to let me laugh again. Thank you, Gaffigan FAMILY!
We ALL lose someone we love. Or for some of us, we have lost everyone. Why are you telling total strangers about it ? Do you need sympathy from eight billion internet users? How will that help you?
*Get on with YOUR life*.
@@rogerscalf231Damn, Roger. You know how to bring it!
Watching wholesome comedy like this has been getting me through a really hard breakup...I can't imagine how it must be for you comparatively. We may be nameless words on a screen, but we're here for you friend.
Jim is helping me recover from surgery. His videos are so comforting and funny. Love this guy.
It's a great thing that Jim is uploading these every day to give people something to look forward to.
He's funny &sexy
Captain Usopp!
I agree I to am grateful to see comedy specially during these days of very little to look forward to.
Except for bidens rebuilding of America now thats something to look forward to.
He’s hilarious. I love his comedic style.
The remote control “control” is so true “It’s too low, it’s too loud, stop crinkling that bag..I didn’t hear..go back”!
Thats me! Good thing I dont have a spouse to annoy while doing all that!
Always clean… never the F word… I love it! 😂😂😂❤
Thanks Jim.. your videos are helping us get through these oftentimes strange “pandemic days” - laughing certainly helps relieve the stress!!! I Never get tired of your clips!!
Hey Jim,
Very glad your wife made it through surgery!
Thanks for making me laugh & I hope I get to seen you live.
Always wish you & your family well.
Who would dislike this video?!?! hes amaizing!
Normally I really like him, but this one was really dull to me. I don't think I even cracked a smile, and clicked off of it half-way. I didn't "thumbs down" it though. It's very sweet of him to put material up at a time like this.
The donut 🍩 part in the last half had me cracking up.
When I’m down, which is a lot these days, I watch a few Gaffigan videos. I can always feel deep-seated laughter bubbling to the surface and then LOL! 😂
Hope you feel better! Hugs!
I feel exactly the same. Jim Gaffigan should be protected like a national treasure. He’s probably the cure for COVID 19.
Galahad Garza - Well, as the old saying goes “Laughter is the Best Medicine.” Gaffigan should be prescribed by doctors.😆
D Southerland, well said 👍🏻
Rus Lemus Ha ha ha 😄
In the 50s got on a ride called crack the whip. By myself, became air borne and struggled to stay inside. I was panicking because the bars were spaced too far apart, and could have been ejected. The ride finally ended and told my parents I almost died. I wasn’t believed and although 75, seems like yesterday.
What a nightmare! Hanging on for dear life is not something you could ever forget. Glad you survived. Sadly, I'm pretty sure there's at least one that didn't.
I ve noticed that jim gaffigan never curses.
Unless he points out, “Because he’s a dick.” Worst it gets!
He's often referred to as "The Clean Comedian" because of that
You might like Dry Bar Comedy. Clean and funny as *@£!
Yes he doesn't need too❤
Some times he dose
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE a clean non-political comedian! So funny without the shock-mode!
So rare these days!! Him and Brian Regan are the best(no, I'm not Regan's agent)
Love how funny he is and never a swear word! So refreshing 😂
Just love Jim's comedy. Very funny and keeps it clean 😀🇨🇦
A great way to start a day!😂 Thanks Jim, for your daily posts it sure helps!
4:25 My new year resolution is to start every day with a Jim Gaffigan stand up comedy video. I know it's not January. In spiritual circles every month is a new year for something or another. 🤗😆
Funny bit! I enjoy these daily uploads, humor is so important right now.
Thank you for helping America's mental health...i so need this....
Love your work Jim, thank you for all you do.
I absolutely love Jim Gaffigan!!! He is hysterical 😭 💙
Jim's humor is hilarious. Most of us can relate to what he talks about, which makes him funnier...everyday stuff. Thanks for making us laugh, Jim!
Before we got married, my wife and I made an agreement.
We decided... she would make all the small decisions, and I would make all the large decisions.
It's been 12 years of wedded bliss... and we have YET to have a large decision!!
🤣🙏
I love to see guys making those affectionate jokes about their wives: you can feel the love! 😁👍🌺
I love a little Jim Gaffigan in the morning.
Me as a kid: The fair!!! I'm gonna go on ALL the rides!!!
Me as an adult: The feet of that roller coaster are just propped up on some wooden blocks. Is that safe??
I've added that to my list of signs you're a grown up, along with buying magazines about home design, and standing at the kitchen window with your arms folded, scowling at children playing in the street and just WAITING for them to step out of line.
As an adult. How long has that food been in the sun.
I’ve had deep fried butter at the Texas State Fair Dallas. It is delicious of course. They flavor it with sauce/topping of your choice, I chose garlic. It’s fun but I love a smoked turkey leg more than any fair food.
Man remember when we could go to fairs?
I miss fun being legal...
I miss fun
The idea of the spinning compartment on a fair's ride coming unbolted and sending you hurling 5000 feet to a fiery death makes it all that more exciting. Plus you feel so empowered when the ride is over and you realized that you actually lived.
The "tub of turd" line was so subtle. Seriously, you are a class act and maybe one day I'll be able to tell you that to your face.
"Stop crinkling that bag..." Lol
I used to get accused of crunching too hard...."But they're chips, honey ..."
😂
Thank you for making me laugh out loud today. I benefitted greatly from that! Worries melt away into distant puddles when I listen to your comedy. ❤️❤️❤️ you are spot-on in your observation of human character and thought!
Great respect. Very funny without being vulgar
Keep them coming. You the man jim
Some of those rides don't look safe.... I'll just let my kids go first. Haha! Way too funny, Jim! .
Just as I was getting over my fear of elevators. 🤣
How does he do so many brilliantly funny videos? Amazing!
COVID 19? Jim Gaffigan to the rescue 👍🏿✋
Try walking in place when in an elevator, it feels strange. That little jerk at the bottom when going down is always special.
Tobias: "That little jerk at the bottom when going down is always special."
Michael Bluth: "Wow, there were just... so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."
I know what you meant, by the way, but I just couldn't resist.
“All I could think was I need to do more jokes about private jets!’” 😂
You Republicans wanna get your ass kicked? I’ve been putting Republicans in the hospital for years!!!!
Thank you 😊 so much for making these videos I love ❤️💙💕💕 them so much and it's helping me during online school which is really hard for me 😔 whenever I have a hard day I listen to this and it makes me happy 😊
Jim, you are hilarious!! 😂😂 It makes my day to hear some of your clips, thank you!
A fried stick of butter? Let me call my cardiologist and make sure he's ready for me to buy him his next new Lexus first.
Ok 👍 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅IOE i
Our county fair had deep fried key lime pie one year and it was delicious
Nothing wrong with butter. The oil used to fry it might be sus.
😅😂
Lexus 4 cardiologist ?😅 Best comment 🏆
I love you Jim, you always make my day better. Thank you!
'There's no health inspector at the fair' made me laugh harder than the whole video, or any of the other videos that have popped up for me lately. That really got me good. Thank you
Jim, the San Diego county fair serves double cheeseburgers with donuts as its burger buns. That’s right, 3 donuts with 2 beef patties and cheese, combined together in one delicious mistake, that you’ll definitely want to make
Wow! I used to go to the SD fair every summer when I lived in CA. When I was 16 I had to speak on the stage (in front of the racetrack) to thousands of people. It was the only time I experienced stage fright. The Am Track train went by just then, and all I could say was, "Oh! There's the train!!!"... just before they hooked me off the stage. LOL Love that fair! :)
"Steak and doughnut sandwich please."
"You want cigarettes on that?"
"What, do I look like a woman? Yes, I want cigarettes on that!"
TY for reminding us how dangerous it is!
Jim draws the line at deep fried butter, dammit! 🤣🤣
Thank you Jim😂 you are a true gentleman for sure and your Wife is a great scholar. So hilarious. I love the merch too. the Gaffigans made me laugh again
The TSA could take a lesson from Matt Paxton, the cleanup guy on "Hoarders". He hires ex-cons, because he knows they don't judge.
I absolutely love Gaffigan ❤❤❤
No, as an adult it’s like, “welp, there goes $300 bucks!”
Jim you’re helping us get through this year
I'm such a huge fan!!!
Comedy genius, very impressive! I wonder at what age Jim had the realization that he could be a pro entertainer.
I can't wait till 9 a.m. when this comes out
You're the best Jim!!! Thank you for giving me a bunch of laughter every day.
Is there any comedian more funny to watch these days?!?!
Thanks Jim for bringing laughter to our lives!!!
Thanks, Jim. I've been feeling anxious, and your videos make me laugh. The endorphins are keeping some of us from hurting ourselves.
'Casket on a string' lmaooooo The whole standup - nothing but laughs!
I remember working in Emergency Registration and more than one guy assembling rides were brought in with Delirium Tremens. I scream in my head every time I see rides at a fair. .
IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! I got a hot pocket advertisement on a Jim Gaffigan video!
How do you not have more likes for this!!!! Well...I appreciate the heck out of your comment! 😂
@@Alphacentauri819 Thank you very much!
This is your best video ever! I simply lost it! I laughed so hard that couldn't even breath. 🤣🤣🤣
Fairs evoke some pretty strange childhood memories...
You go!.. away from me.
I once got on a ride at a fair, and the operator started the ride without lowering our lap bar. I had to pull it down myself, which was almost impossible from inside the seat, while the ride was going.
THIS VIDEO IS SO FUN
This one is gold
THAT one was really FUNNY. 😂
me as a child " I love the ferris wheel, I don't get sick"...me as a grown woman with 3 children at the Fair with my Dad, who says "well, I hope you know it's held together with a Cotter pin! I'm hearing this as my babies are climbing into the death trap.
Jim you are the best! Cannot stop laughing!You and your wife are awesome!!!Love your material!!!
Seen this already but still laughing arse off more than the first time cuz I know the punchlines. I have a problem, Jim. Help!
Me too! I'm surprised how much I laughed this time around
Again hilarious Jim! I feel so light now 😂
This had me crying with laughter by the end.
Love his humor!
With my parents, I controlled the remote, and my parents would just talk over the show…unless it was somethoing that THEY wanted to watch, at which then "there better not be a PEEP!" I also always mute the commercials so I don't have to adjust the volume…Of course, that just means that my parents would just say, "Why do you always mute the commercial?"
Jim… your just nuts. Your crazy nuts and We just love it, love it, love it. You are authentic funny! In fact whenever I come up with something funny myself I say out loud “that’s comedy gold; Gaffigan would pay for that one”
My dad called the tv remote control, 'The Gear". Now it's the family expression .
My dad called it the space commander. LOL
My dad called it the Changer.
It's fun to hear and remember our dads terms. Then adopt them 😀.
My grandma called it the Genie (as in garage door opener).
My sister fell out of a swing at a fair when she was three that was marked as a child’s ride but was actually meant for adults. She fractured her skull and had broken bones but somehow she lived through it.
Jesus, this almost happened with me and my 3 year daughter not he log ride. The stupid carny made us change seats at the last minute and she almost feel out at the top of the ride. Terrifying. I feel so sorry for your sister. Hope she is okay
Jesus. I feel guilty for clicking thumbs up on that story, but I wanted to acknowledge how horrific it is. Yikes.
That is horrible. I'm glad she recovered. I don't trust those rides either!
There was an indoor amusement thing (arcade? indoor park? ???) here when I was in high school VERY BRIEFLY because they had a similar incident. Poor grade-school age girl w very long hair basically got scalped by an indoor mini roller coaster. I think the lawsuit over that killed the business AND the mall it was in, because it was all knocked in and a Lowe’s built on top of it like 10 years ago. Longer, maybe
Absolutely hilarious !!!
I remember once being stuck at the top of an Octopus ride for an hour and a half. And my damn car wouldn't stop spinning!
Good lawd, the donuts is funny stuff!
Jim Gaffigan
Making us laugh again!
😂😂😂😂😂
for a bloke that jokes about loud commercials,
you sure compressed "like and subscribe" pretty hard XD
This guy saved 2020
Hi Jim , I haven't been too the fair since my mom passed away in 2012 , I can't go on them big carnival rides cause it makes my head spin for a week or more , very funny stand-up my friend !!! 👍😂😂😂
He’s just way too funny😂
jim killing 2020
Thank you I am laughing so loud right now I might just have peed maybe
Nice!
You're a good man. Thanks for making my family laugh for a while.
Love him
Ok, I subscribed. Lol.
You are very smart.....and funny.
Thanks for keeping it clean.
Do more medical jokes. Hilarious. Thanks.
Came back from Canada a few years ago with two dozen Tim Horton donuts in my checked bag. All I could think about was where was the trap door in the floor to get to the checked bags in the luggage compartments
I think you are doing the combover , Jim !
Jims the best, i love me
Being on an elevator with the let’s not look at each other stare into blank space. So true.
Funny clean humor!
Remember the movie "A Million Ways to Die in the West"? Seth MacFarlane says it all..."Someone always dies at the fair"
Jim - The Gaffigan of gaffigans~
I got a dunkin’ donuts commercial 😂
I love your vids. :)