Best Outdoor Jokes | Stand-Up Compilation
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- Im what you would call indoorsy but here are my best outdoor stories and jokes!
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:00 - Blueberry Picking
:43 - Camping
4:55 - Hammock
5:38 - Whale Watching
7:28 - Apple Picking
7:52 - Polar Bear Club
8:05 - The Folliage
10:20 - Hiking
13:33 - Winter Outdoor Activities
14:55 - Bear Watching
18:59 - Animal Stalking
20:28 - Reverse Falls
21:05 - Sliding & Sledding
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Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoo...
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothi...
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
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HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/Happyan...
CORN bit.ly/Happyan...
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsian...
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFlori...
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuper...
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanad...
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarat...
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBi...
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdW...
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrain...
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorst...
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvC...
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross bit.ly/JGFishG...
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiot...
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFa...
OBSESSED
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Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathv...
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstope...
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitne...
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomeb...
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney bit.ly/JGDisney
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffl...
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPo...
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoing...
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutTo...
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVeget...
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarba...
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChick...
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansa...
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBacon...
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHot...
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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JIM EATS THE WORLD (mukbang asmr local food)
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KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarba...
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolis...
Spain bit.ly/JGSpain...
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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This is exactly what the doctor ordered. Thanks for sharing all of this content. You are, without doubt, a national treasure Mr. Gaffigan.
Like they say, laughter is the best medicine.
@@dragongamer7139and weed lol
I love when he whispers what others are thinking!! Very funny guy.
That's my favorite part. Like that kid in the TV show "The Middle".
Me too 😂 I laugh so much I cry! Lol
Jim can make any “People Function” funny. He makes me laugh even when I’m not in the mood to laugh. He has got to be the best standup comedian ever. When I’m feeling down I get on RUclips go to Jim’s channel and inside of five minutes my day is livable, seriously, he can make a sad day worth being in. I love this guy, he would have been great to grow up around. So witty.
He's one of the funniest people on Earth, way funnier than most stand-up comedy acts.
He was good in Flight Of The Conchords as well. I don't anyone else could have played that character as well as he did.
Amen! I was feeling pretty down today but this just made me forget about my cares. He has a gift! So funny!
I could barely speak English but Jim’s jokes are the ones that make me laugh so hard I look like crying. Jim, I just can’t thank you enough
I love Jim because he says what we're all thinking... literally.
😂riiight!
Exactly
Love Jim! so funny and no cursing and cussing! it is so refreshing.
I watch Jim every day, even if I've seen the episode before. Thanks Jim for keeping us all laughing during these stressful times. I love to hear about 🐻 bears
Yup, over n over
I bet a bear finding a human in a sleeping bag is like their equivalent of a hot pocket
🎶 Hot Pockets!
Hot pocket 🫓🥖🧇🫔
People pocket!
Good One! 🤣🤣🤣
Yup! Hot Pockets! Yum
I love Jim he's such a good comedian he doesn't use coarse language and he's just such a funny guy all around
Gaffigan is more genius than you know. He takes his family all across the globe. As long as he writes one joke about it, the trip is a tax write off. Brilliant
Seriously, I’ve been in a serious funk lately and Jim has actually saved my life! Thank you so much for bringing some laughter into my life!
Yeah.....3 years of funk.
Same here
Same
Music and comedy gets me in a better mood
THis one had me in absolute stitches. I live in Maine and we make fun of the leaf peepers all the time, but his take is such a cool perspective!
The fall foliage bit had me cracking up! So funny 😂
I do remember the first time I discovered Jim, I thought to myself, “Phillip Seymour Hoffman does comedy? How versatile he is.” Lol
Your right! He really does remind me of Phillip Seymour Hoffman, God rest his soul.
My favorite season is winter, but from inside my house.
Had a bad day at work, watched this video and cant remember why I was even mad thanks Jim
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True that
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Same here! Jim’s comedy is a great way to combat stress and anxiety or just when you had a tough day and need a good laugh! Thanks Jim!
You were mad because your boss yelled at you for being incompetent and forgetful. Case in point.
Jim is the outdoorsman I have always envied. He knows the most comfortable place to be! (Not inside a bear’s stomach)
i dunno, if the weather was cold enough tho...
I slept on a lake shore once. I woke up with raccoon tracks all around me and on top of my sleeping bag. I slept through raccoons climbing on top of me haha
🤣🤣🤣 were both of y'all drunk?
They were probably saying amongst themselves, “ yo yo wtf is that?!?!”
Very funny! 😂
The power of alcohol...:)
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When you can make hilarious jokes about leaves then you are the most awesome comedian ever! Thanks Jim. We sure need ya now.
The leave's hospice comment was hilarious
There’s a reason we have INDOOR plumbing. I’m a HUGE fan of indoor plumbing.
Thank you so much I was extremely bummed and depressed you're simple jokes about simple people like me left a smile on my face for a hour thank you very much Jim
No doubt man keep your head up enjoy small things in life you are not simple person
The bear bit is the best! I looked like a giant land salmon! OMG!
The whole bit about camping had me 😂 because I feel the same way! When people invite me to go camping I say sure, in a hotel with a shower and flushing toilet, pool and room service? Cuz otherwise nawww.
That guy looks like Philip Seymore Hoffman. I absolutely lost it.
😂🤣😂❤❤🥳🥳🥳
got the impression that seeing Jim in the woods is as about likely as seeing Big Foot in a Mall.
If Jim was the one making that joke, he'd follow it up with a fat joke.
But....
Are you telling me that Big Foot doesn't go to the mall?
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This sounds like a Gaffigan line. Seriously, man.
Always come listen to Jim when I’m feeling depressed or anxious.
I love watching Jim's videos, no matter how bad your day was he will cheer you up
The leaves' hospice. Classic!
❤my favorite comment about the leaves
thank you so much for making this playlist, my dad introduced me to your comedy for the first time and you are just so funny. I play these compilations when I'm upset or something and it helps me feel a lot better. :)
This guy is hilarious and should be more well known
He's well known. Throughout the world. For over a decade. Where have you been, camping?
The first two minutes in about the blueberries just about killed me! Omg Jim is too funny!
I listened to these clips a few times already but they still make me LOL.
"Way bigger than a gummi bear" gets me every damn time
Red Greene and Jim Gaffigan together would make your heart stop just from laughing.
He is 100% accurate about hiking. It blows. 😂
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So does being fat and out of shape. Just saying.
It blows more when you’re half way and you have to take a dump.
Thank you, I laughed so hard I was crying!
The screaming leaves has gotta be my favorite joke by him 😂😂 shouldn’t be watching this on public transport, I’m laughing too much
My sides Jim!🤣 I've just spent the last hour and a half going through some of your videos about Europe, Canada and this one. You are so hilarious! I love your storytelling and impressions and the way you joke about a country with good understanding🤣 I've just subscribed👍
Thank you for the laughs 🇳🇿
The Foliage bit. OMG. LOL Ill never see it the same again. Thanks Jim. Such a blessing in tennis shoes there never was.
Bear safety:
Brown: lay down
Black: fight back
White: goodnight
I'm fighting the white and brown bears and you can't stop me
@@dingdawng no, but they will
@@stephaniep1761 doubt it, i'll take all 3 at once.
@@dingdawng they can move faster than you can aim
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Love Jim Gaffigan and his whole family. 💙
For me, outdoors is the point between two indoors. I'm only outdoors long enough to go from one indoors to another.
That's definitely not something to be proud of.
After 10 years in the Army Infantry, I never slept outdoors again.
I know it's not enough, but thank you for your service.
What’s with the mustard stain man?
Yeah, a couple years in Korea and my dad never stepped foot in a tent. Even when Grandpa set up a tent in the backyard. Nope.
We did go camping tho, in a used trailer he towed all over.
Not the same thing, but, I travelled through the Far East for 6 months and didn't eat rice for the following 15 years. Then I married a woman whose family is from Iraq. Back to rice :-) My wife won't sleep out doors, so my camping days are over.
I can’t wait to see him live again, best shows ever, anyone who ever raised kids his stories have happened to them😂😂😂👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 and they are spot on😂🤷🏽♂️
He is such a a funny man! Now when I see him in anything I just start laughing lol!
He is my favorite! Sarcastic and Down earth! I watched the interview with his wife and kids made me like him more. Total goofball the best Comedians are ridiculously real. LoL 😂
Jim is the m&ms of comics... he fits mire jokes into his show than anyone-- and theyre all great
That’s great! The M&Ms of Comics..FUNNY,
One of the greatest comedians. And such a great way to laugh during 2020. Much love everyone!
Jim Gaffigan is always a Rib Hurt. He brightens the moments. What a joy
school camping trip they had the boys setup in a tent on a hill. I and some dozen others woke up in the morning at the bottom of the hill in our sleeping bags.
I agree with Jim, spend the day enjoying nature, at night sleep in a comfortable bed.
But if you go camping you get to sleep on a matress that could also serve as a flotation device.
Or spend all night ranting about Trump on Twitter. Jim must've been hitting the wine pretty hard that night.
The thing that I ABSOLUTELY LOVE about Jim Gaffigan, he never tells the same jokes, like literally every video I watch, is something different! I love him! Sperm whale joke.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So funny! Convinced that bears do talk like that.
I can’t wait for tours again, just so I can see Jim live.
After back to back basketball games and brutally losing the second game to a rested team my kid was hungry, angry, frustrated … and frankly about to burst into tears. Got her home, fed and showered. I knew she needed some cheering up. I played her the fast food compilation. The Popeye’s bit had her gasping and laughing so hard we had to stop and reply it (she’s been going to Popeyes with her gramma for years). Thanks Jim! My kid ended a really bad night with belly laughs and now is a big fan! That’s what started us watching your channel. Thanks!
Foliage is my absolute favorite Jim Gaffigan bit.
Your channel is growing like a weed...seems 1k more every time I watch which is every day! Well deserved, Jim!! 👍🏼👍🏼. Thank you for getting us through 2020 and can’t wait to be at one of your shows again hopefully soon!
Looking forward to his public appearance after this crazy Corona atmosphere is over !! 🤠
Here! Here! He's very funny.
@@SweetChicagoGator that's exactly what I was just thinking.
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Ok ! TFS, JEAN MARIE !
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We were forced to go blueberry picking as children, so our mom could make enough jam to last our entire childhoods!
It’s easier if you’re short, lol.
My grandmother would take all of us grandkids every year we loved it she would let us take a break and eat one but of course you already know We snuck one here and there anyway LOL
Lol omg good kno , so funnie haha
LMFAO!
Sameee
I would have personally ruined that experience just so I would not be forced or asked to go blueberry picking again, that's how I got out of doing alot of things I didn't want to do as a child, you can only beat a child ass for over period of time before it's considered child abuse, an my parents didn't want to test my loyalty to them when it came to the law, I was a terrible child that was smart enough to no my rights 🤣 now I'm spending the rest of my life as an adult trying to make up for the terrible things I did as a child to my parents an other people nothing that involved prison time just bad behavior 🤣
I love nature but I've known people like this I always think its hilarious
You're the funniest person on this planet. Non stop laughing. The audience was laughing every 1 or 2 seconds. Brilliant!
Great! Your comedy always delivers the laughter that I want to end my day.
Jim Gaffigan is the funniest person on Earth.
@Dean Holness I will get out ASAP but I still think he’s the funniest
Hes way more than that
I like the extra production value with the animated parts. Good stuff.
I love when he whispers like what others are thinking😂
Me too
Thanks for posting these. You are hysterical. You could do this for a living! :-)
My idea of camping is a hotel with no room service.
Or being at home during a power outage
He is absolutely one of my favorites, he makes me laugh when I need it😅
All I need to be happy is laughter! Thank you, Jim Gaffigan
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Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone.
I love him! He is so funny, I hope someday he comes to florida so I can see him! Such a talent comedian!
Screaming fall leaves demanding chlorophyll and the two last leaves on a tree...there goes Carl. Jim gives personalities to fall leaves and now I feel sorry for them!
That bit was almost exactly like the leaf suicide scene from Monty Python's 'The Meaning of Life' 😆
Jim, you really can pull off the beard look!
I agree about people having fun in winter are mentally unbalanced, lol! And I'm from Canada, so I'm related to these people! 😂 😄 😉
*what tent are ya staying in?*
hahaha 😆
“Then ten seconds later there I was picking blueberries” 😂
What a funny guy!
Glad to have found this channel! I can’t wait to see this guy live when this pandemic is finally over!
I always love your bits about outdoors. Thanks for the daily post.
"Why would a pine tree sound like it's from Brooklyn "? What, you never heard of "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn"?
Lol, Jim gets it especially with hiking and xc skiing (had to move to live with relatives who loved that and I was thinking "what the hell is wrong with you?")
I *love* both hiking and XC skiing, but thought this was hilarious! Even avid hikers can have that “OMG, now I have to walk all the way back” moment, when our joy and curiosity led us farther than we should have gone. And the XC skiing is a slog until you’ve learned proper technique, especially if you’re out of shape. Once mastered, it can feel like flying, particularly skate-skiing (on groomed trails, of course). Nordic skiing (AKA, cross-country) is commonly thought to be the most intense, physically-demanding, and efficient form of exercise; competitive runners and cyclists often use it for off-season training. Those of us who love it don’t really see the point of waiting in long lift lines, freezing, then just sliding down a mountain. *Real* skiers can ski, yes, even *glide*, uphill, LOL! ❤️
Trust me, Jim, I am with you on the camping and hiking thing. I’ve live in the Pacific Northwest and yet I don’t comprehend the fascination with people wanting to go outside to sleep or just climb hills and mountains.
I feel like Jim gaffigan was one of the most underrated characters in that 70s show
"I'm wearin' shorts 'cause I'm a dick."
That is so true.
Has this guy ever said something that WASN'T funny. He's the best!
One thing most people aren't aware of is that wolves are VERY unlikely to attack a human. In fact if you live somewhere where wolves live, you'll probably never even see them. In the past 18 years there have been 26 deaths worldwide from wolves, almost half (12) of those in Turkey. So I wouldn't be worried if you see one. You should count yourself lucky to have witnessed the closest relatives to Man's Best Friends.
First time we heard the camping bit was on our way home from camping 😂
He , Mike Birbiglia and Jo Koy are my favorite comedians!! ❤
10:08 😂 "Why would a Pine tree be talking like it came from Brooklyn?" ! I don't know but it was really well done! Perfect!
Love the animation! Go JG! You’re always super solid! Bravo! Bravo!
We were camping at a state park one time and our oldest son, who was 5 at the time asked us, "When you get old are going to migrate with these other old people?"
You need to wash your hands for half an hour after blueberry picking.
Todd McCreary But does it even come off? I live in Southern California and there's no berries growing here.
@@szqsk8 Yes eventually.It's been a while, but they are messy.
Wear gloves?
@@bsfergen no that wouldn't work
Time to go pick up some donuts....just enough for a Baptist church! ⛪
Ron white says
A fan told him he camped out 5 days for Garth Brooks Tix...
He says
I wouldn't camp out 5 days if I was ...camping!!!
Yeah camping and hiking are such stupid activities
I wouldn't go to a Garth Brooks show for free. Tho he does sing well.
Love you, Jim. You make me laugh and I appreciate your humor.
After a day of news from the election this is so refreshing
I love when you do that little two step in between jokes!!!!!!!!!!!LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I watch Jim on my phone at lunch every day--LOVE, LOVE, LOVE HIM!!
A “National Treasure”!!! that’s a perfect phrase to describe him. Like Will Rogers only chubby!😅
"That Guy Looks Like Phillip Seymour Hoffman." Hahaha!
I love his humor!
Jim just makes you forget how crappy it is to be an adult at times.