That seriously is one of the best feelings. Waking up exhausted, looking at the clock and its 3 am and you don't have to be up until 7. Oh what a glorious feeling!
I know of no one else in his league; no one who approaches his dominance and complete mastery of this art form. Gaffigan is the greatest stand-up of all time.
YES! You got that right Emily! I agree completely, a real class act! And succesful. You can actually post him on your facebook without getting hassled! Hey, look up his "CInco" show!
+Gail Thayer I disagree. Not to take anything away from "Jim", because he is comedic royalty, as well, but according to my observations, George Carlin and Richard Pryor were two of the all-time best and they definitely were what a comedian wants to be. That being said, I would argue against anyone trying to make the case that one must swear, in order to be funny and comics like Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan would be my exhibit A
This man is just so damn hilarious! EVERYTHING he says make me laugh so hard. He says everything you are really thinking and the way he analyzes and dissects routine human life into comedic gold is just amazingly entertaining. I love his "heckler high pitched voice". I NEVER get tired of listening to his comedy acts.
Casting all your care upon Him for He careth for you. For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth on him should not perish but have everlasting life.
The Company of the Gods rejoiced, rejoiced, at the coming of Horus, the son of Osiris, whose heart was firm, the triumphant, the son of Isis, the heir of Osiris. - Book of the Dead
comedic genius, seriously... if you can do that many jokes on just bacon or such simple things like camping and don't have to swear once you are a comedy legend. So many comedians have to swear up a storm to try and make things funny, I love comics that don't have to do that and are even funnier because that is pure talent.
When is it not the perfect time for bacon? I'm opening a restaurant. Gonna call it "Bacon, Bacon, & More Bacon"! Everything on the menu will have bacon in it - cocktails, appetizers, entrees, desserts, even the ice cream! JK, but sounds delish to me!
I thought about camping during the height of my poverty just to get away from my house. I remember goin outside to light a fire and cooking bacon (ironically) because i had no electricity in the house and 0000000 cash.
I wanted to watch this with my son, but he left the room. Now he's out in the kitchen . . . frying bacon. I can hear that seductive sizzle!! I certainly hope he's going to share it!!
Jim gets me laughing hysterically and before I can regroup he drops another one and I lose it even more. It's almost like you want relief from his continual jokes ... but not really. He 's the best.
I grew up in the Florida panhandle in the middle of the woods. Srsly, felt like I camped every damned day! So now camping for me is going to the holiday inn. 😂
I recently stopped at a restaurant/bar called the Flat Iron Skillet that had not only happy hour but also had bacon hour. Yes it is real and they serve bacon during that hour. I love that place!!! :)
The thing I love about Jim Gaffigan the most is how is how is jokes are RAPID FIRE. A lot of the time a feel like comedians take minutes till they get to their joke, but not this legend.
Rex Kristoffer, Hey man, You are absolutely bang on. As soon as he said that, "package ourselves..." that's immediately how I took it too. As a voracious reader of non-fiction true crime mostly 1900's through today, I can safely say that a lot of bizarro psycho murders have occurred around campsites, cottages, heavily wooded off the beaten path places. Some scary shit. In a completely fantastic weirdo one off, check out Rob Zombie's "House of a Thousand Corpses" Not incredible, but some serious bizzare shit. Make you think twice about going deep somewhere you're not sure of. Cheers from canada.
@@williamfreeman3331 You do know comedians can sometimes tell the truth when being funny. Like those comedians who joke about loving camping or loving booze and being drunk. ;)
My favorite line. Awesome closer. I just love how several of the funniest tags were criticizing the appeal of his jokes. That's high level comedy and crowd reading.
Waking up at 3am. That feeling is so awesome. It's like a gift. I can't tell you how many times I have woken up like 20 minutes before I had to get up and was just like " end my life... Right now"
I was able to meet a lot of great comics when i tried it. U just dont know how much work goes into the writing....editing... rehearsing... bombing.. rewriting.. scrapping... just to keep 1 main go to jokes for months. Its such a grind. Kudos to all the comics who stuck with it.
![Gunna - HIM ALL ALONG [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w7Wf0h1Q8a4/mqdefault.jpg)
That seriously is one of the best feelings. Waking up exhausted, looking at the clock and its 3 am and you don't have to be up until 7. Oh what a glorious feeling!
Erika Whitten happened last night
That sounds like torture
Erika Whitten than you flip that pillow over ti the cold side and your in heaven
For me it's waking up at 11:45pm knowing I don't have to get up until 3:45am.
Happens like once every two years tho
i liked him for years, but recently im increasingly confident he will remembered as one of the very greats of our time
I know of no one else in his league; no one who approaches his dominance and complete mastery of this art form.
Gaffigan is the greatest stand-up of all time.
Take it easy Adolf. I know Jim fits the blond hair blue eyed profile but, best ever? No, not ever.
I love Jim G. I also love Nate Bargatze and James Acaster.
That meta thing Gaffigan does where he talks in the voice of the audience always cracks me up - "Is he STILL talking about bacon?!?"
"How many jokes about [something] does this guy have?" is now my favorite part of his routines.
"If this guy does one more bacon joke I'm gonna kill him" lol
I love the fact that he's clean AND extremely funny!
Exactly. It's refreshing to see a comedian that doesn't rely on toilet humor a la Amy Schumer.
+Patrice C agreed, million times funnier than that joke thief!
So, he bathes regularly? Or are you talking about S.T.D.'s?
Tracey R....well whooptee fuckin do, no one gives a fuck to be honest...
Yes! I love that his jokes are clean.
I love how he does a whispered impression of what he assumes the audience is thinking, lol.
I knew a crackhead that did that with me, except he yelled
Jajajajaja yeah that old auntee voice right??????? Halarious
That's my favorite part...kills me every time
Lol
Actually Jim is a brilliant natural at comedy.
It's the bacon, isn't it. So many dreams of bacon.
Actually?
"Let's pre-package ourselves for the serial killer" HA HA!!! Love him so much.
You can't tell me the success of Jim Gaffigan isn't somehow tied to his talent.
You can't tell me the shoelace of Jim Gaffigan isn't somehow tied to his other shoelace.
+The Kinsella Bunch Vlog perfect!!! love it... 😆
Jim Gaffigan...Him Laugh Again....Hmmmmmmmm...
I wouldn't.
Our English teacher showed this to us as a good example of transitions, from camping to bacon.
Get that teacher some bacon!
Omg this guy will cure my depression 100000% I totally love him he’s hilariously funny 😍😍😍😍
"Camping was a tradition in everyone's family until we learned to build a house!" LOL!!!
He has used that joke many times.
“I bet if you put bits of bacon on a strip of bacon, you could travel back in time” 😂😂😂🤯👏
"Play dead? We gonna rely on my acting skills?!" XD
The writing is soooo freaking good.
hilarious bit
Gregor Collins I
Talking about real life is hilarious. Gaffigan is a master.
👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏
I like how he changes his voice...too funny
I like that he can be funny without using too much foul language or crude sexual humour. That's true talent.
+Emmy Jeffery Yeah because George Carlin and Richard Pryor were talentless hacks.
YES! You got that right Emily! I agree completely, a real class act! And succesful. You can actually post him on your facebook without getting hassled! Hey, look up his "CInco" show!
Not talentless, just predictable. Not what a comedian wants to be. It takes a certain finesse to avoid that trap and Jim has done it.
+Gail Thayer
I disagree. Not to take anything away from "Jim", because he is comedic royalty, as well, but according to my observations, George Carlin and Richard Pryor were two of the all-time best and they definitely were what a comedian wants to be. That being said, I would argue against anyone trying to make the case that one must swear, in order to be funny and comics like Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan would be my exhibit A
That's foul language?
I think everything is great! and it's clean! even my kids could watch him!
except for the hammock part. thats.. idk
Maybe cuz he has like 4 kids himself
This may come as a shock, but your kids have probably heard swears before.
Every time I watch his comedy when he mentions food - it makes me hungry.
He is the cure for anarexia. Go ahead, fact check me.
Hates to leave the bed. You were great last night . I’m going to miss you. 😂😂🤣
Hands down the funniest man ever.
No, you are.
Eddie izzard
Lol
Jim, I'm indoorsy too. I love living on the grid with all the conveniences!
The neverending bacon jokes gave me stitches. Especially when he got to Kevin Bacon. 😂😂😂😂😂
He's got a point though. Would Kevin Bacon's life be the same if the name wasn't Bacon?
We’re not going to see a Kevin Hotdog movie.😂😂😂🤣
This man is just so damn hilarious! EVERYTHING he says make me laugh so hard. He says everything you are really thinking and the way he analyzes and dissects routine human life into comedic gold is just amazingly entertaining. I love his "heckler high pitched voice". I NEVER get tired of listening to his comedy acts.
"As my first decision of the day, I will go back to bed."
RIP Good ole' Grumpy!
"You'll wake up freezing covered in a rash."
Dead!
When he got to the time traveling bit I was laughing so hard I literally choked, cried a little, and hurt my face and stomach! :D
Bye bye depression till I finish these videos.
Casting all your care upon Him for He careth for you.
For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth on him should not perish but have everlasting life.
You saying Jim is the son of god?
Parishna
Makes sense to me.
Just lost my wallet and chuckling pretty hard 😂 thx Jim
The Company of the Gods rejoiced, rejoiced, at the coming of Horus, the son of Osiris, whose heart was firm, the triumphant, the son of Isis, the heir of Osiris. - Book of the Dead
This was the first Jim Gaffigan video I ever happened upon. I came back for the nostalgia!
worst feeling... waking up and seeing the alarm is going off in 5 MINUTES
A man after my own heart! I've always felt that the outdoors is overrated.
Try being homeless once and see if camping loses it's luster?
Keith Robinson 🤘
"Don't try to run away from us ....I mean the BEARS. ". comedy gold!!!
The best comedian.
Thank you bacon..sincerely water chestnut the 3rd
Jim Gaffigan is the bomb. Hope to see him perform someday.
‘You’ll wake up freezing covered in a rash’ ...’ok, I’ll go’ 🤣🤣🤣
Camping is the most inconvenient vacation.
Favorite comedian by far. I love this man
I laugh so much when i listen to Jim, he is such a great comedian; shout out to you from my family..we love you!
DQ
comedic genius, seriously... if you can do that many jokes on just bacon or such simple things like camping and don't have to swear once you are a comedy legend. So many comedians have to swear up a storm to try and make things funny, I love comics that don't have to do that and are even funnier because that is pure talent.
Look up Brian Regan if you don't know him already. Great comedian!
Check out George Carlin's routine about "Stuff"
I completely agree. Comedians who share constantly are trying to hard to be funny. Jim has the natural talent
While watching this, that was the exact thought in my mind. He doesn't swear! That is so refreshing in this day and age :)
Courtney Budzyn "Comedians who share constantly"? What are they sharing?
The Kevin Bacon joke was worth the wait!!! Love this!!
A masterpiece of standup writing and delivery.
I clicked for bacon and was not disappointed. ***bacon applause***
OMG how is everything line so good he has such a gift, I laugh from beginning to end 🙆
I love how he’s funny without cursing
Okay. Just went to the fridge for some leftover bacon. It’s 4pm. Perfect time for bacon.
When is it not the perfect time for bacon?
I'm opening a restaurant. Gonna call it "Bacon, Bacon, & More Bacon"!
Everything on the menu will have bacon in it - cocktails, appetizers, entrees, desserts, even the ice cream! JK, but sounds delish to me!
Leftover bacon? Is that a thing? 😁
haha "you know who is the happiest camper, the guy leaving the camp site"
"lets pre package our selfs for the cerial killers"
Omigod I frickin love u Jim!!!!
Jim Gaffigan - Always good to meet another fellow indoorsy person.
How am I just now finding out about this guy?!?! He's friggn hilarious.
People camp because it makes your boring old home feel like paradise when you come back.
People camp because it's only recently socially acceptable for sadomasochists to do all that 50 shades weirdness.
Lol TRUE
My favorite thing about traveling is coming home.
It makes you appreciate free shower, comfy bed, refrigerator!
I thought about camping during the height of my poverty just to get away from my house. I remember goin outside to light a fire and cooking bacon (ironically) because i had no electricity in the house and 0000000 cash.
"Bacon, my greasy lover" 😂
Search
I know exactly how Jim feels when he talks about his bed leaving it in the morning it's a sad time. Haha
Hilarious! Easily among my fav all-time comedians
I wanted to watch this with my son, but he left the room. Now he's out in the kitchen . . . frying bacon. I can hear that seductive sizzle!! I certainly hope he's going to share it!!
Why hasn't Netflix force him to do a show?! I need you and some bacon. 😗😌
Because he doesn't have a liberal agenda... His humor is brilliant!
He did one on Amazon
Jim gets me laughing hysterically and before I can regroup he drops another one and I lose it even more. It's almost like you want relief from his continual jokes ... but not really. He 's the best.
I used to like camping but then I grew up and realized that I can still see the sights and be back in my hotel room with cable by nightfall.
I grew up in the Florida panhandle in the middle of the woods. Srsly, felt like I camped every damned day! So now camping for me is going to the holiday inn. 😂
I recently stopped at a restaurant/bar called the Flat Iron Skillet that had not only happy hour but also had bacon hour. Yes it is real and they serve bacon during that hour. I love that place!!! :)
Jeff Sweeney where is this gold mine?
Jeff Sweeney where ????😱😱😱😱🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻
Bippity-boppity-BACON!
It's almost 130am +I'm enjoying your humor so much I don't want to sleep till I've heard every last joke,then I want to rewatch them all over again...
jokes about bacon aka bacon bits
BAROQUEnCONdumb touché
Like for dad joke.
I see what you did there...
Zap!
dad joke approved
The thing I love about Jim Gaffigan the most is how is how is jokes are RAPID FIRE. A lot of the time a feel like comedians take minutes till they get to their joke, but not this legend.
I always say bacon comes from my two favorite food groups....grease and salt.
Lol that is so true
Alison Cobb 3 of my 4 is bacon....meat, grease, and salt
My favorite comedian. 🌼Truly funny without being vulgar. 🌝
"don't try to run away from us, i mean 'the bears"" lmao
Drunk Sloppy in California that means two things
I just love this Guy, he is so original & funny as Hell...God Bless you Jim, crack me up dude...👍🏻
That joke about how paying to go camping could be offensive to homeless people literally made me laugh out loud!
Fun fact: The formerly homeless never go camping. I am one.
Let's pre package ourselves for the cereal killer heh? I can't get away can you?
+Ryan Marten serial?
A killer dressed as a tiger who rolls his rrrr's? A chocolate-loving vampire killer? A marshmallow leprechaun killer? Sure, it could happen...
You're referring to the guy that murdered Capt. Crunch.
Rex Kristoffer, Hey man, You are absolutely bang on. As soon as he said that, "package ourselves..." that's immediately how I took it too. As a voracious reader of non-fiction true crime mostly 1900's through today, I can safely say that a lot of bizarro psycho murders have occurred around campsites, cottages, heavily wooded off the beaten path places. Some scary shit. In a completely fantastic weirdo one off, check out Rob Zombie's "House of a Thousand Corpses" Not incredible, but some serious bizzare shit. Make you think twice about going deep somewhere you're not sure of. Cheers from canada.
I hate camping! I have done it twice and both times there was an awful thunderstorm..I can relate to this lol. I love him!
I always feel like I never got enough bacon, 'til I can't take my rings off, and my joints hurt. Worth it every time. 😋
On a bad day, this bit is so comfy and relatable, I'm literally curled up in bed with it.
Gaffigan is awesome. I love how he whispers his thoughts or his supposed thoughts.
Jim, keep spreading the good word against outdoor propaganda. :) Us indoor people can be just as active and do just fine indoors. :)
@Skylar Martin She does realize this is comedy, right? Gaffigan audience voice: "OMG, he hates bears..."
@@williamfreeman3331 You do know comedians can sometimes tell the truth when being funny. Like those comedians who joke about loving camping or loving booze and being drunk. ;)
"we're allll dead" I lol'd so hard when he said that
Was in a horrible mood tonight and now in less of one.
Now you can have sweet dreams of bacon.The next day hast to be better then. BACON.
+Gregor Collins Same thing here…. I searched him out to cheer me up. It worked, but now I just want bacon…. :/
which isn't a bad thing ;)
Not at all ;)
how come? it's one of the things that makes life grand, no?
I love this comedian. I love you Jim! It hope so much to laugh and have it not be at somebody!
Observational comedy perfectly timed
As a person who had gone on multiple 7-10 day solo hikes, I realize how unbelievably lucky I am to enjoy modern living.
Love how wholesome this dude is. Don’t think he’s cursed once
Oh, I love him so much. And Jeanine, too.
The perfect BLT
Bacon
Little More bacon
Topped with bacon
My favorite comedian
I even turn the sound back on for his Chrysler ads on TV.
Sugar Cookie omg thank you!! I've never seen them; but I looked them up, they are funny!! 😄
Not stand up comedy, it's sit down comedy🍋😂😂😂
Jim is the funniest clean comedy around. This is how comedy should be. Bravo to Jim for giving me belly laughs out loud on every single joke. Amazing.
Best comedian of all time.
"That was the worst impression of a bear ever." XD
What are you talking about? It was funny, you shit.
@@111highgh r/whoosh
@partisan k
9
"if he does another bacon joke I'm going to kill him!"
hahahah hilarious!! :-D
+Mariano Molina "That's got to be the end of the bacon jokes."
Hahahaha... oh you know its not,.. Jim's not done by a long shot!! Lol
My favorite line. Awesome closer. I just love how several of the funniest tags were criticizing the appeal of his jokes. That's high level comedy and crowd reading.
I love camping, but this is hilarious.
"As my first decision of the day, I will go back to bed." Why is that so FUNNY?!
'Cause we've all been there, done that!
"If it's so great outside why are all the bugs trying to get into my house?"
Best line ever!
Waking up at 3am. That feeling is so awesome. It's like a gift. I can't tell you how many times I have woken up like 20 minutes before I had to get up and was just like " end my life... Right now"
Bipity bopity BACON!
genius XD
I was able to meet a lot of great comics when i tried it. U just dont know how much work goes into the writing....editing... rehearsing... bombing.. rewriting.. scrapping... just to keep 1 main go to jokes for months. Its such a grind. Kudos to all the comics who stuck with it.
"that was the worst impression of a bear ever" lmao
This is one of my fav skits.
Yes, I love to camp too! It is getting more expensive all the time though, mostly with our gas prices today.
This is so funny!
Patrice I love to camp too....but only in a 48 foot RV. Lol
That was fantastic 🙌 Brilliant segway use in linking jokes together!