@Stephanie Logan back to the Baltimore Catchechism .... lol and 3 Our Fathers, 3 Hail Mary, 3 Holy Spirits.... lol watch then throw in a few nuns with rulers sign me up
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible(Or another HolyBook) a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - Carlin
EQ-smoove ...wasn't able to buy 'em for lack of spending money, but we'd borrow'em off our schoolmates whose parents were more liberal-minded, or moneyed, or just not paying attention. But do you remember that there was a lot of good clean fun from the National Lampoon Radio Hour, and the Firesign Theater, and Second City...? Heck of an era for comedy!
Musicfan Well that type of evidence is mostly mathematical, and really hard to understand if you're not already an expert. Witch I'm not. That's silly. There both brutal as Hell. It's almost like it's a death cult based on a blood sacrifice, and symbolic consumption of human flesh.
I spent a month in Naples Fl one March. All the churches of all denominations were packed! Old people getting right with God! Restaurants opened at 3:00 and closed by 8:00 p.m. Restaurants were packed!
@@JPMJPM - I think I read, or heard on one of Jim's shows, that it was a benign tumor the size of a pear. She survived, thankfully. Can you imagine: the size of a pear?
The saint he was talking about was Saint Pierre Toussaint.... I admit that I had to look this up but how could he forget the guy's name?! His name literally has the word "saint" in it
WhattaDay Yes you're right, I looked him up afterwards (which of course I should have done before). So that means the comedian was wrong to refer to him as a saint, and I was wrong to shoot my mouth off and assume he'd been canonized. And OP was wrong to refer to him as a saint.
People are way overthinking it. Old people have more time on there hands and it's a social event for them. At my church they even sit and have coffee beforehand
I was born into the Catholic Church system and grew up in Catholic schools through no choice of my own, but i'm happy to report that i have made a full recovery and there don't seem to be any side effects. I am now 67 yrs old and have had no relapses. Thinking is indeed the way to become a rational and productive member of society.. P.S . This goes for all religions on earth.. Have a nice day and stay healthy my friends.
Ditto for me. I was not targeted by pedophile clergy ( I was female) but when I reflect on my school days, I realized there were incidents involving young boys; of which all died in their early 20's in alcohol/ drug related deaths or suicides.😢
One of the very few top comedians that does not have to openly curse or be vulgar to be funny in his stand up routine. He will toss in the occasional swear word, but he doesn’t use it strictly for laughs.
yashiWinchester ...as long as bible verses and tolkien and star wars are excluded as categories, I think I could give him a run for his money. But I'm not a betting man.
twocsies Yeah....I think they were talking at cross purposes. Stephen thinking of American citizen, and Jim thinking of from the Americas...and giving a very very garbled description of Martin de Porres.
I'm not really religious, and usually get annoyed when people talk religion around me (seems everyone tries to shove it down your throat). but when Stephen called out "its this saint, trust me" i gave props.
the litany of saints. just got two new names too. the best part is, the two Miracles John Paul gets credit for, are two people who recovered from illnesses by praying to John Paul AFTER HE DIED ! So the Ghost of John Paul performed two miracles, now he's a saint. Catholicism is wonderful, its like being a kid again, let play pretend !
I have a feeling that Stephen goes through the motions, but if you hooked him up to a lie detector and asked him if he believed in god he'd say yes and fail.
Natasha daymares You're very lucky that you were born into a family that worships the correct maker. So sad all the remaining billions on this planet picked the wrong one, or haven't heard of your maker.
😂lol both parents were Catholics until they both started bible study with the Jw’s and then they taught the children- so as a grown man I started bible study with the Jw’s an it’s the best decision I ever made 🎉!!!
Wasn't that a vinyl album? (I looked it up, and Amazon does indeed offer a vinyl version of Cinco!). Does no one else find it odd that Colbert/Gaffigan didn't even touch on the fact that it was vinyl, which most people can't even play anymore? My last turntable was destroyed in the '94 LA earthquake, and I can honestly say I've never seriously considered replacing it.
OMG including the commentary on the album is AMAZING! That's exactly the reason I'd buy it!!!! The stand up special was absolutely HILARIOUS....I still think Beyond The Pale was his best. But that's probably because that was the first I became aware of his genius LOL. I love love love him!!! Him and Brian Regan are the funniest 'clean' comics of ALL TIME!
Stephen has Bible and Tolkien trivia on lock!!! He really seems to gravitate towards fantasy and philosophy. I love his political and late night stuff, but I hope he gets to do a true comedy show again. His voice acting is amazing. Also, his improv and sketch comedy writing is original and refreshing. Even a Kevin Smith style show or a Joe Rogan style podcast would be be awesome.
I love Jim’s comedy 😂🎉. I’m not a Catholic, but I wonder if Jesus or his apostles would recognize the modern church as the movement they started? I’m not bashing anyone, it’s an honest question …
My Hebrew name is Jacova....I was born in Bethlehem...I went to my first Easter service 2016...No one knew I went...to St. Thomas Church...During service I heard the voice of God. He asked me, Where is your Mary Magdalene...I was stunned so I went outside...Then I got a text on my phone asking Where is your Mary Magdalene..I answered ri the Heavens, In my heart and everywhere. In aramaic Thomas means twin.
I can't get over how so many people are proud of being stupid. Isn't it enough to admit you didn't hear what someone was saying? Why get on RUclips and announce it to everyone? Of course he said 'Cat Lick'! Why, I wonder, is that the first thing that came to mind?
Funny as always with those two. Would have been funnier, for the music nerds at least, if they had given Jon Batiste a hard time for playing Protestant music to go with a Catholic joke!
George was the greatest comedian. His observational style and ability to point out our absurdities was second to none. I thought of him while reading these whiny comments about comedians dumping on Trump. Comedians have done this for years and Carlin had a great bit about Reagan and all the criminals in his administration. Just seems like people are so overly-sensitive anymore about their views. If someone has a different view, we want to boycott them. It seems so childish. I miss George.
the new testament refers to some of the grossest churches as saints, in the same letter that they're being reproved. So, if you know any that be truly in Christ, you know something about saints!
That had the sound of a quote, to me. After a bit of googling, I ran it down. Stephen is quoting himself, this is a paraphrase of a line from Stephen's parody book *I am America*, which I am now tempted to read.
St. Pierre Toussaint. Black guy. Former slave. Hairdresser. Huge funeral. Everybody loved the guy. Buried right near site of 911 attacks. And Steve, Mother Cabrini is the first American to be canonized. Mother Seton is the first American born to be canonized.
I don't understand why late night hosts treat commercial breaks as so time sensitive that they'll sometimes rush or cut-off a guest. We know these are pre-taped and edited.
Louie Brüstermein Conan is brilliant, Harvard Grad. Comedy writer for SNL and Simpsons. It takes a lot of talent to be able to work behind and In front of the scenes.
So you just had to get the Trump cut Downs in didn't you? I don't like gobert anyway but I used to love Jim Gaffigan I'm sorry to see he's not a trump supporter
I'm disappointed in Jim. Entering into politics was a cheap move. He could be a raging, raving liberal in his private life, I just don't want to hear about it.
W.C. Fields was found on his deathbed, reading a Bible. Friends commented "Seems rather late in the game for you to find religion!" To which he replied: "Religion, hell! I'm looking for loopholes!"
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One of the naturally funniest guys ever... And he doesn't even swear !!
Weird, yet good.
Just good, thanks
Good, no doubt..... but don't think it's not hard work to make his stuff so excellent.....
"Withdrawing affection" for artist children already had me cracking up,
but he killed it with the jump to musicians ! LOL
Daniel D The entire band giving a thumbs up killed me. Especially since I'm a musician.
Too real 😭
Stephen is right. Jim was thinking of Martin de Porres, who was born/died in Peru.
@Jake Sanders No. It was because most musicians have fathers who don't approve of their profession. Don't get butt hurt about nothing.
That must be why I have no musical talent: attentive, compassionate parents ruined me.
I am excited to see him live next month. He's always been a favorite of mine.
"Are You a Good Catholic?" - need to make that a game show.
Great idea
the guilt would skyrocket
@Stephanie Logan back to the Baltimore Catchechism .... lol and 3 Our Fathers, 3 Hail Mary, 3 Holy Spirits.... lol watch then throw in a few nuns with rulers sign me up
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible(Or another HolyBook) a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
- Carlin
Ah, for the days of the ten dollar lid of weed.
Not the only place I've seen this joke.
EQ-smoove ...wasn't able to buy 'em for lack of spending money, but we'd borrow'em off our schoolmates whose parents were more liberal-minded, or moneyed, or just not paying attention. But do you remember that there was a lot of good clean fun from the National Lampoon Radio Hour, and the Firesign Theater, and Second City...? Heck of an era for comedy!
Muhammed Ahmed Uh oh! I like Gaffigan, but I LOVE George... Joke stealing won't get you into heaven, Jim, lol.
Musicfan Well that type of evidence is mostly mathematical, and really hard to understand if you're not already an expert. Witch I'm not.
That's silly. There both brutal as Hell. It's almost like it's a death cult based on a blood sacrifice, and symbolic consumption of human flesh.
I spent a month in Naples Fl one March. All the churches of all denominations were packed! Old people getting right with God! Restaurants opened at 3:00 and closed by 8:00 p.m. Restaurants were packed!
All the best to Jim and his wife Jeanine who's just had brain surgery for a tumor. Good people, good show.
warpedjaffas1
Oh, no. Really? Is she going to be ok? Was it cancer?
@@JPMJPM - I think I read, or heard on one of Jim's shows, that it was a benign tumor the size of a pear. She survived, thankfully. Can you imagine: the size of a pear?
Jim has become my favorite comedian 💯
Stephan’s inner Catholic is so cute when it comes out to play
Jim is one of the best comedians of all time. Always hilarious and a treasure
I just saw him live and laughed my ass off! The best.
The saint he was talking about was Saint Pierre Toussaint.... I admit that I had to look this up but how could he forget the guy's name?! His name literally has the word "saint" in it
Max Alger-Meyer yeah because he's been canonized now....every saint has "saint" as part of their name now...
imasinnerimasaint he meant the toussaint part, buddy
But Toussaint isn't actually a saint lol. He's venerated, but not a saint.
serchinnho Fair point. Did not notice it. It would not be pronounced "saint" of course, so the brain wasn't triggering the recognition.
WhattaDay Yes you're right, I looked him up afterwards (which of course I should have done before). So that means the comedian was wrong to refer to him as a saint, and I was wrong to shoot my mouth off and assume he'd been canonized. And OP was wrong to refer to him as a saint.
Jim Gaffigan at the end is me every time I try to tell a joke.
love this guy
Love a man that loves his family.
I like how Stephen says catlick
because he licks the cat religiously
@@oswaldocontreras1507 My kitty is a roamin' catlick...
This is a great volleyed conversation.
People are way overthinking it. Old people have more time on there hands and it's a social event for them. At my church they even sit and have coffee beforehand
22fordfx4 same with my great grandmothers church
Before and after
My grandma brought me to church when I was a baby til I was 10or11... Divorce stuffs... Stupid divorce stuffs
My social events up to this point have been damaging and destructive...I need church...why not
@@lollic307 um...their supporting, hiding, sheltering and harboring child molesters? Reason enough to stay home and watch the game, and I HATE sports.
It's a joke..
I was born into the Catholic Church system and grew up in Catholic schools through no choice of my own, but i'm happy to report that i have made a full recovery and there don't seem to be any side effects. I am now 67 yrs old and have had no relapses. Thinking is indeed the way to become a rational and productive member of society.. P.S . This goes for all religions on earth.. Have a nice day and stay healthy my friends.
Ditto for me. I was not targeted by pedophile clergy ( I was female) but when I reflect on my school days, I realized there were incidents involving young boys; of which all died in their early 20's in alcohol/ drug related deaths or suicides.😢
Your story is my story, too.
One of the very few top comedians that does not have to openly curse or be vulgar to be funny in his stand up routine. He will toss in the occasional swear word, but he doesn’t use it strictly for laughs.
So fucking true.
Hot pocket!
I laughed at this i already heard the joke i didnt get it but i stil laughed
Beyond The Pale
I wonder how many times a week he hears someone say that on the street.
3:15 - the bandleader is great! a little bach jesu. I've heard him slip in some other great stuff in other clips too.
The final joke... god bless this comedian
Naaa... the final joke is not really a joke ... God can't stand religion.... seriously.
Loco
A Gaffigan & Steven interview in a box, would be hilarious!
Ricky Gervais was pretty funny
His joke at the end felt funnier by the way he annoyingly said it
He did the Jewish mom passive aggressive attitude amazingly well.
I think that's actually most of his jokes.
annoyedly
James Burgess quite means we will q
@@thomasdidonato7570 ...what?
Most people prepare for a long flight by downloading movies... I just downloaded two of Jim Gaffigan's albums
i don't think you can win in a trivia against Stephen
yashiWinchester ...as long as bible verses and tolkien and star wars are excluded as categories, I think I could give him a run for his money. But I'm not a betting man.
Stephen was wrong. The first American saints were not natural born United States citizens, which was what he was thinking of.
twocsies Yeah....I think they were talking at cross purposes. Stephen thinking of American citizen, and Jim thinking of from the Americas...and giving a very very garbled description of Martin de Porres.
You're right he soooo BRILLIANT
It's one of those few times they can agree to disagree and both be right.
I'm not really religious, and usually get annoyed when people talk religion around me (seems everyone tries to shove it down your throat). but when Stephen called out "its this saint, trust me" i gave props.
the litany of saints. just got two new names too.
the best part is, the two Miracles John Paul gets credit for, are two people who recovered from illnesses by praying to John Paul AFTER HE DIED ! So the Ghost of John Paul performed two miracles, now he's a saint.
Catholicism is wonderful, its like being a kid again, let play pretend !
Your ignorance and intolerance is showing.
lonnie d I was thinking the same thing reading your comment
I have a feeling that Stephen goes through the motions, but if you hooked him up to a lie detector and asked him if he believed in god he'd say yes and fail.
Natasha daymares You're very lucky that you were born into a family that worships the correct maker. So sad all the remaining billions on this planet picked the wrong one, or haven't heard of your maker.
I first saw him on "That 70's show" Funny as crap. Jim was too. The good kind!
😂lol both parents were Catholics until they both started bible study with the Jw’s and then they taught the children- so as a grown man I started bible study with the Jw’s an it’s the best decision I ever made 🎉!!!
@reneemartinez3989, COOL! I've studied with them and feel the same.
Wasn't that a vinyl album? (I looked it up, and Amazon does indeed offer a vinyl version of Cinco!). Does no one else find it odd that Colbert/Gaffigan didn't even touch on the fact that it was vinyl, which most people can't even play anymore? My last turntable was destroyed in the '94 LA earthquake, and I can honestly say I've never seriously considered replacing it.
I never thought of Jim as lovely, but whatever floats your boat!
1:00 Trombone player far right was like. “Nope, nope, nope.”
OMG including the commentary on the album is AMAZING! That's exactly the reason I'd buy it!!!! The stand up special was absolutely HILARIOUS....I still think Beyond The Pale was his best. But that's probably because that was the first I became aware of his genius LOL. I love love love him!!! Him and Brian Regan are the funniest 'clean' comics of ALL TIME!
"Saint Paul Mitchell" I'm crying
Your righteousness should never be a crown to Lord over others, Stephen.
I've been bingeing on Gaffigan videos and this is the only one where he even remotely goes political
That was impressive how he kept his train of thought in spite of the interruptions.
Lol that whole time I was like “St Martin de Porres”
Nice to see what Santa Claus looked like back when he was only 600 years old.
My dad showed no affection and I'm a writer. Hmmm.
Did you just write that... all by yourself?
Wowww, talent.
Vamanos Ninja either that, or Korean.
My dad was a dick
I'm very sad
My parents suck. They mean well ..but the damage is irreversible
Amazing his resemblance to the beloved and super-talented actor Seymour Hoffman!
Phillip
Jim frigging Gaffigan is the BEST!
The Venerable Pierre Toussaint? Who doesn't love that name?? This is how the Catholics get me - fab marketing.
I don’t know, some people try to cram, but I hear you can just copy off this one guy ;)
Emily Martin amen!!
@Jake Sanders Not to worry, I hear God's understudy runs a great hot yoga class in the basement
well sedd
@Jake Sanders even the criminal on the cross got a freeride to heaven,, grow up.. forgiveness doesnt have a time stamp moron
very clever
Stephen has Bible and Tolkien trivia on lock!!! He really seems to gravitate towards fantasy and philosophy. I love his political and late night stuff, but I hope he gets to do a true comedy show again. His voice acting is amazing. Also, his improv and sketch comedy writing is original and refreshing. Even a Kevin Smith style show or a Joe Rogan style podcast would be be awesome.
I agree, but hosting the late show seems like a job he'll have until retirement - it's a huge gig!
Justin Harris. Just maybe he went to catholic school like all the other really smart people in this country.
That's because he lives in his own hallucination.
@@dankole307 hes a catechist
ironic considering how satanic Colbert is. but the Bible says satan does that, knows scripture.
I love Jim’s comedy 😂🎉. I’m not a Catholic, but I wonder if Jesus or his apostles would recognize the modern church as the movement they started? I’m not bashing anyone, it’s an honest question …
Hot Pockets😂😂 love Jim ❤️
It takes "brilliance" to be intelligently funny which is what Jim Gaffigan is
Stephen Colbert should learn comedy without dispersion upon others like Jim Gaffigan.
jim on the stephen !!!...niceeeeee
My Hebrew name is Jacova....I was born in Bethlehem...I went to my first Easter service 2016...No one knew I went...to St. Thomas Church...During service I heard the voice of God. He asked me, Where is your Mary Magdalene...I was stunned so I went outside...Then I got a text on my phone asking Where is your Mary Magdalene..I answered ri the Heavens, In my heart and everywhere. In aramaic Thomas means twin.
Would love a (part 1) (part 2) header so we click the damn vids in the right order, instead of having to click and go back all the time.
Nii
I love him too ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Colbert just can't leave religion out of it.
Swear to god I thought he said "You're a Cat Lick, I'm a Cat Lick" and I was so confused
I heard the same thing too, and I was like what in the world is a cat lick?
Lol..!!!
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@@TheToadChild lol..!!!
I can't get over how so many people are proud of being stupid. Isn't it enough to admit you didn't hear what someone was saying? Why get on RUclips and announce it to everyone? Of course he said 'Cat Lick'! Why, I wonder, is that the first thing that came to mind?
what was the song jon started playing @3:16 ?
@Isaac Wright It's a Bach piece called "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring." Late answer, I guess... but better late than never!
Funny as always with those two. Would have been funnier, for the music nerds at least, if they had given Jon Batiste a hard time for playing Protestant music to go with a Catholic joke!
It's actually from a George Carlin bit... "cramming for the final exam."
George was the greatest comedian. His observational style and ability to point out our absurdities was second to none. I thought of him while reading these whiny comments about comedians dumping on Trump. Comedians have done this for years and Carlin had a great bit about Reagan and all the criminals in his administration. Just seems like people are so overly-sensitive anymore about their views. If someone has a different view, we want to boycott them. It seems so childish. I miss George.
I loved this. Luckily I'm Catholic so I know what they are talking about!
Cathy Russo Please seek Jesus, not religion!
When you're protestant and know nothing about saints....
actually. they do. Real saints. ;)
the new testament refers to some of the grossest churches as saints, in the same letter that they're being reproved. So, if you know any that be truly in Christ, you know something about saints!
It alright, I'm Catholic and and know like 5...As you can see I'm really dedicated to my faith... 😒
If your "Catholic" then your in no way a "saint"
+
J Ross
Ummm, I thought the apostles were 'saints'? They each have a book in the bible, and you don't know nuffin about saints? rofl!
"A father's job is to be distant, authoritative, and never quite pleased. That way the children will eventually understand God."
Ramsey Rimkeit Finally..Finally I..I understand why my “Dad name” should be Jack Dupp!
That had the sound of a quote, to me. After a bit of googling, I ran it down. Stephen is quoting himself, this is a paraphrase of a line from Stephen's parody book *I am America*, which I am now tempted to read.
This guy is great
Joke greatness!!!
The Colbert Show is funny when he’s not pretending to understand politics.
Saint Paul Mitchell 😂
Stephen meant to say authoritarian. Authoritative is what good parents are.
The 14 people that still have a vintage turntable will be thrilled to get this!
And now three years later all the hipsters are buying them and artists are releasing on vinyl again!
Living legend
Jim Gaffigan is awsome. So is Colbert
Jas12 502161 *awesome
Yes, they are both awesome people !
I always thought it was 3 miracles. Thanks Jim and Stephen. I learned something new :D
He’s good!
St. Pierre Toussaint. Black guy. Former slave. Hairdresser. Huge funeral. Everybody loved the guy. Buried right near site of 911 attacks. And Steve, Mother Cabrini is the first American to be canonized. Mother Seton is the first American born to be canonized.
Nailed it! 😁 Thanks, @Susan Lloyd!
I don't understand why late night hosts treat commercial breaks as so time sensitive that they'll sometimes rush or cut-off a guest. We know these are pre-taped and edited.
Stephen is easily one of the most well read people in show business.
150??? dag.
LOL
He's a useful idiot, that's all.
I'm pretty sure Conan is more well read than Stephen but Conan isn't haughty about it.
Louie Brüstermein Conan is brilliant, Harvard Grad. Comedy writer for SNL and Simpsons. It takes a lot of talent to be able to work behind and In front of the scenes.
Happy Father's Day.
Pierre Toussaint is the hairdresser saint. St. Elizabeth Ann Seton is the first American BORN saint. She was a convert.
Does anyone still have a record player? I haven't seen on in 40 years.
"Look at that hair, it's a miracle!"
"I'll have Saints for $2000, Alex." -- Stephen Colbert [citation needed]
Jim is referring to Pierre Toussaint, who is not a saint but has been declared "Venerable" by the Vatican.
..... LOVE HIS POPE ........ "BUZZ" .......... SO CUTE!
So you just had to get the Trump cut Downs in didn't you? I don't like gobert anyway but I used to love Jim Gaffigan I'm sorry to see he's not a trump supporter
I'm disappointed in Jim. Entering into politics was a cheap move. He could be a raging, raving liberal in his private life, I just don't want to hear about it.
Stephen talks over his guests.
Yes. He needs to let them talk. He ruined Jim's joke. Otherwise I like him but he interviews poorly.
And CINCO is on vinyl? I'd have to buy another turntable!
Gaffigan ALWAYS makes me Laff-again.
How come when you enter the front of a church you end up in the back of the church?
4:06 eddie murphy had a story like that awhile ago.... hm. 🤔
Pierre Toussaint is who you were looking for, Jim. ;)
I MISS STEPHEN COLBERT!!! Ya’ll got me through the Trump years!
On his death bed W.C.Fields was caught reading the Bible. When asked 'why?', he responded, 'I'm looking for loopholes.'
W.C. Fields was found on his deathbed, reading a Bible. Friends commented "Seems rather late in the game for you to find religion!" To which he replied: "Religion, hell! I'm looking for loopholes!"
Love the Catholic chitchat.
Trent Lueders and Jay Kell from the Love Guru
3:16 pianist plays Bach Jesu?
A saint hair dresser? Who puts clothes on people's hair! That's crazy!
"That way, the children can understand God."
Ah. I don't remember which, but that's a quote from one of Stephen's books.
Matthew 7:1 "Do not judge, or you too will be judged"
Very appropriate for this comment section lol
I love that cramming joke. So basic yet so true.
Glad to see he got his hair back