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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @PrimeVideo
    @PrimeVideo  5 лет назад +24

    Watch Jim Gaffigan: Quality Time now exclusively with your Prime membership: bit.ly/PrimeVideoJimGaffiganinQualityTime

  • @brandonlemmon
    @brandonlemmon 4 года назад +45

    Almost every sentence Jim says is a joke. It is incredible. There aren’t any long setups or stories, just bam, bam, bam.

  • @DannyMartinezMusic
    @DannyMartinezMusic 5 лет назад +139

    Jim is one of a kind. He is smart, poignant and funny. I like the fact that he doesn't swear so much. One of my favorite comedians.

    • @lissu7462
      @lissu7462 5 лет назад +3

      I don't think he swears at all 👍

    • @DannyMartinezMusic
      @DannyMartinezMusic 5 лет назад +7

      @@lissu7462 It's rare, but he does. Very minor stuff.

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne 4 года назад +1

      I don’t think profanity should be a factor, words are just expressions, but we are each different so I respect your view.

    • @ozlemyurttas8990
      @ozlemyurttas8990 4 года назад +2

      Swearing is an easy way out for receiving laughs. It doesn’t require complex thinking. It is cheap.

    • @yusuphmbwana4889
      @yusuphmbwana4889 4 года назад

      @@ozlemyurttas8990 literally nobody: hi Kevin hart!!

  • @xro1589
    @xro1589 4 года назад +17

    My favorite by far!
    Following him for about 5-6 years, best clean and hilarious artist out there.
    Respect from Romania.

    • @philthycoder
      @philthycoder 4 года назад

      Brian Regan is another clean comic who has an unbelievably good delivery. I've seen him live a couple times over the past few years, and I think he's tiring of his old material, but he's still got the goods.

  • @joylong8897
    @joylong8897 5 лет назад +55

    He's original!no foul language uses life's experiences loves his family. Great comedian 😂

  • @waynewilson4640
    @waynewilson4640 5 лет назад +14

    (Suzie) This guy is brilliant!! Hilarious without using bad language...perfect takes on the human condition!! Love it when he even makes himself laugh!! I could listen to this routine over and over...never gets old!!

  • @Mushroom321-
    @Mushroom321- 5 лет назад +58

    A daily dose of Jim gaffigan creates instant happiness everyday. 🤣☺👏

  • @dulynoted2427
    @dulynoted2427 5 лет назад +140

    One of the few comedians that make me hurt laughing.

  • @nykieonline6640
    @nykieonline6640 5 лет назад +43

    "...really wish I wasn't there so I won't be" So good 👍

  • @KristieLeigh84
    @KristieLeigh84 4 года назад +7

    Gaffigan has been a great way to pass time during quarantine and I don't mind my 5 kids watching him either. 95% of his work is without foul language or vulgar stuff so I don't have to worry about what my kids are hearing.
    One of my daughters doesn't laugh at anything and she rolls laughing with me when we watch him.

  • @BillyBronco73
    @BillyBronco73 5 лет назад +135

    I've only just discovered this guy on RUclips. He's brilliant.

    • @toddlevine9377
      @toddlevine9377 5 лет назад +13

      Billy Bronco Brilliant and all his material, which he and his wife write together, is G rated. Really an amazing accomplishment with such hilarious stuff. Gaffigan is no doubt one of the funniest comedians out there. Cheers!

    • @leaturk11
      @leaturk11 5 лет назад +2

      same here

    •  5 лет назад +6

      are you just born?

    • @AndrewsArt78
      @AndrewsArt78 5 лет назад +6

      Watch mr universe if you haven't already. One of his funniest in my opinion.

    • @Nan-dx4xc
      @Nan-dx4xc 5 лет назад +4

      Me too!😁....where have we been?!

  • @oceanic0809
    @oceanic0809 5 лет назад +24

    One of my favorite ones of his: You rarely hear in a restaurant, “I’ll have the caesar salad and..... a hot pocket”.

  • @FrostviiYT
    @FrostviiYT 5 лет назад +34

    I was there! It was AWESOME! Going to see his next tour as well.

    • @kirkjohnson9353
      @kirkjohnson9353 5 лет назад +2

      He didn't mention you so maybe it wasn't really a big deal

  • @stevencoffman34
    @stevencoffman34 5 лет назад +14

    One of the funniest comedians around

  • @tinakin3486
    @tinakin3486 5 лет назад +15

    I love him. Happened upon him on a comedy channel on Sirius. I was laughing so hard I probably should have pulled over. 😂🤣

  • @kennethsmith135
    @kennethsmith135 Год назад

    Jim's take on dog's and their perspective is awesome.

  • @easye5653
    @easye5653 4 года назад +2

    I Loved it! "Sometimes i think about eating your face". "Was completely available, Didn't wanna go". LOL.

  • @MrMohnish82in
    @MrMohnish82in 5 лет назад +24

    He is really very funny and never disappoints

  • @sidilicious11
    @sidilicious11 5 лет назад +13

    What a brilliant comedian...!

  • @siat11
    @siat11 4 года назад +7

    Brilliant. Love his comedy.

  • @Jackie371
    @Jackie371 4 года назад +6

    "...it's over..." lol Laughing at Jim's joke are about the only exercise I get. lol

  • @marymagness7467
    @marymagness7467 4 года назад +1

    BEST COMEDIAN EVER!!!!! Thank you, Jim Gaffigan, for making us laugh! We love you and your family!💕😚🤣🤣💕

  • @libertygiveme1987
    @libertygiveme1987 5 лет назад +33

    "Officer, this fat man's been following me and my family and taking pictures of us NAKED!!!" HYSTERICAL!!!!

  • @nancyforoughi5517
    @nancyforoughi5517 5 лет назад +10

    He is so funny! Love him!

  • @timbragg4546
    @timbragg4546 4 года назад +8

    He is probably the most underrated comic. I love him, hes clean, not offensive, just funny. I have been following him since he was on According to Jim and even on that show he was underrated, so I am glad he won a Grammy for Quality Time.

    • @Jeremy-ob4gm
      @Jeremy-ob4gm 4 года назад +2

      Tim Bragg I think once you win a Grammy you can’t really be considered “underrated”. Literally means he was rated #1 😜. Also I think he won best concert comedian in 2014 at the American Comedy Awards

    • @jumpinjojo
      @jumpinjojo 4 года назад

      Tim Bragg Underrated by who??

    • @timbragg4546
      @timbragg4546 4 года назад

      @@jumpinjojo When I say underrated, he is not the first person you think of as a comedian, his material is clean and fun for everyone. His own T.V. show failed because it was family friendly, most people do not even know that he has done dramatic roles.

  • @dberd9149
    @dberd9149 5 лет назад +11

    Such good stuff! Love Jims humor!

  • @Milestonemonger
    @Milestonemonger 5 лет назад +20

    He's freaking hilarious

  • @peejay4606
    @peejay4606 4 года назад

    Quality Time is my favorite Jim Gaffigan show.

  • @296jacqi
    @296jacqi 5 лет назад +40

    Jim Gaffigan gets better with age. Chubby or not, he’s more handsome and has more hair than he did 20 years ago. And most importantly, his jokes keep getting funnier.

    • @PabloGonzalez-hv3td
      @PabloGonzalez-hv3td 5 лет назад +4

      Michelle Peacock He can afford the implants now

    • @VinceAdams-qy4re
      @VinceAdams-qy4re 3 года назад

      @@PabloGonzalez-hv3td You mean hair plugs?

    • @lupusprobitas
      @lupusprobitas 3 года назад

      @@VinceAdams-qy4re There's also the stomach implants, though I hope it won't cause you to objectify him too much, "his eyes are up there." ;-)

  • @kristenisreal
    @kristenisreal 4 года назад +1

    He’s so underrated man.

  • @brandongovreau9218
    @brandongovreau9218 4 года назад +16

    Jim Gaffigan would make an amazing live action Homer Simpson

  • @yolandayoung6519
    @yolandayoung6519 5 лет назад +18

    I love you,, 💕❤️ thank you for every laugh BLESSINGS

  • @inkagiz
    @inkagiz 4 года назад +2

    This guy is freakin gold.

  • @kopanodibakwane5302
    @kopanodibakwane5302 2 года назад

    "completely available just not interested"😂😂😂

  • @lloydringroseringrose5120
    @lloydringroseringrose5120 4 года назад

    Yes he is pretty clean mostly and he steers clear of politics for the most part. I like that.

  • @ixchelssong
    @ixchelssong 4 года назад +1

    Ya know, sometimes when you sleep, I think about eating your face. Lol

  • @juggiebonebrain3383
    @juggiebonebrain3383 5 лет назад +15

    Only about 7 minutes of the best jokes? That's an injustice

  • @jenniferjames9061
    @jenniferjames9061 4 года назад +2

    My favorite comic nowadays!!!

  • @CoandaImageServices
    @CoandaImageServices 4 года назад +4

    5:52, now I can send people a URL to explain why I didn’t go to their birthday party, wedding, etc.

  • @rogermoore27
    @rogermoore27 4 года назад +2

    I like his style. So funny

  • @ThunderPants13
    @ThunderPants13 5 лет назад +16

    It's tough not to stalk animals on a safari. I went on a safari once and there was this one lion I kept calling over and over and then hanging up on. I'd drive past his patch of ground late at night and sometimes just sit there in my Land Rover, all slunk down in the seat.

  • @palmreadings
    @palmreadings 4 года назад +1

    I have Jim Gaffigan addiction.. it’s a thing

  • @alpinebandages3660
    @alpinebandages3660 4 года назад +23

    He does look like Philip Seymour Hoffman

    • @valerieparker2242
      @valerieparker2242 4 года назад +1

      I'm surprised he said that cuz the guy overdosed on heroin...

    • @jumpinjojo
      @jumpinjojo 4 года назад

      Alpine Bandages Minus the heroin addiction.

  • @mciguy56
    @mciguy56 4 года назад

    "It was in my apartment building …" Yeah, right! lol

  • @klodetadifi5680
    @klodetadifi5680 4 года назад

    Cruel truth ....i love it

  • @giuseppefarrugio3077
    @giuseppefarrugio3077 4 года назад +1

    Outstanding

  • @Bmore2Htown
    @Bmore2Htown 4 года назад +1

    *I like this guy* 😂😂

  • @MrMonty08
    @MrMonty08 4 года назад

    He is HILARIOUS !!!

  • @mercedesgalan1941
    @mercedesgalan1941 4 года назад

    I would love to see you live!

  • @travsnerdstuff
    @travsnerdstuff 4 года назад +2

    Forgot the horses and billy Joel bits

  • @HarleyX666
    @HarleyX666 4 года назад

    Brilliant man

  • @joeward117
    @joeward117 4 года назад

    The guy that looks like Phillip Seymour Hoffman was stalking animals on a safari. Hiliarious!

  • @stevencoffman34
    @stevencoffman34 5 лет назад +7

    Very funny

  • @riffrocker7401
    @riffrocker7401 5 лет назад +17

    I also identify as a marathon runner

    • @classixdrummer
      @classixdrummer 5 лет назад +3

      riffrocker - If a fat girl identifies as skinny, is she trans fat?

  • @luisuribe6070
    @luisuribe6070 4 года назад +3

    Savage 💯 (in the best way)

  • @love_lyzza
    @love_lyzza 3 года назад

    Great set!! Hahahahaha

  • @jefffader9296
    @jefffader9296 4 года назад

    I never bin to a stand up comedy show I like to see one some day I hope I can come to your stand up comedy show I dont go out much I'm a shy guy but I get a kick out of you comedy show are you still doing them jim gaffigan

  • @TheSeta012
    @TheSeta012 4 года назад

    This guy sure is funny

  • @C0C0MEL0NCLIPS
    @C0C0MEL0NCLIPS 3 года назад

    yes

  • @bikescarsandeverythinginbe7309
    @bikescarsandeverythinginbe7309 4 года назад

    Him and Chris Tucker clean comedians.

  • @foodandhomeprep8425
    @foodandhomeprep8425 5 лет назад

    I love you Jim!

  • @austinleemather3161
    @austinleemather3161 5 лет назад +6

    On it 😂😂😂👍

  • @MrUndersolo
    @MrUndersolo 5 лет назад +7

    For every comment that mentions that he does not use “bad” language, I will eat more food. 🥗🍲🍕🍩🍳🥞🥓🥓🥓🥓🥕🥓

  • @kentnoah7716
    @kentnoah7716 Год назад

    I like you 😂😅you are hilarious.

  • @tlabang83
    @tlabang83 5 лет назад

    I fuckin love this guy!

  • @DudeMannn
    @DudeMannn 4 года назад +1

    My only two complaints. I think Jim is extremely funny. But, I wish he would slow down his jokes. Sometimes he jumps from one joke to another very quickly. He doesn't let his jokes marinate. Sometimes he does. Sometimes he doesn't. He would be a lot better if for example instead of telling 100 jokes, he tells 75 and that would probably slow him and create a nice tempo. The other thing is that his voice goes from high to low and low to high a lot. If he maintained a normal speaking voice with those great jokes, he would be awesome.

    • @hope5360
      @hope5360 4 года назад

      Those two things are why I think he's so good! Meh, to each his own. 😉

  • @nillehessy
    @nillehessy 4 года назад

    i read somewhere that dogs have the same amount of heartbeats as humans in a life
    they just use ´m up quicker i don´t know if that´s true i think it even said all mamals have the same
    amount of heartbeats in a life also i don´t know if that´s true and i don´t wanna look it up right now

  • @erinjackson8119
    @erinjackson8119 5 лет назад +8

    This is a really short video

  • @Berniefthomas68
    @Berniefthomas68 4 года назад

    Hilarious

  • @a.m.7438
    @a.m.7438 5 лет назад +2

    Fig Jamfigan

  • @carlhannen1769
    @carlhannen1769 5 лет назад +2

    I'm not blaming you for your weight problem because I can clearly see you were born with two mouths. This fact also explains why you are so quick witted and have the perfect thing to say at all times.

  • @peterwalker2377
    @peterwalker2377 5 лет назад +2

    First time I've ever heard him swear!

  • @laurajanebragg2648
    @laurajanebragg2648 4 года назад +3

    He reminds me of my husband James ,pale, plus size beard and sexy blue eyes I've started calling him (my man) Jim even if he goes by his middle name frank

  • @des4127
    @des4127 4 года назад

    😂😂😂👏👏👏

  • @mmike855
    @mmike855 4 года назад +1

    I love Gaffigan, but this laugh track / mix is really distracting

  • @tweetcrafts6077
    @tweetcrafts6077 4 года назад

    😂😂

  • @armadillobandito7440
    @armadillobandito7440 4 года назад

    Wow guys he jokes about his WEIGHT hahah that's a really funny thing most overweight comedians don't make that kind of joke

  • @effyoo6081
    @effyoo6081 4 года назад

    Gimjaff

  • @Tomcatntbird
    @Tomcatntbird 4 года назад

    Those rnt his best jokes, it didn't include the hot pockets or whales

  • @WokeSteve
    @WokeSteve 4 года назад +7

    I think he is just putting on weight so he can do fat jokes.

  • @margaritamariscal809
    @margaritamariscal809 4 года назад +1

    Im buying galaxy 500 for $900 dollars

  • @timk4452
    @timk4452 5 лет назад

    Laugh track?

  • @yourfilm1000
    @yourfilm1000 5 лет назад +1

    To bad with the laughin effect

    • @danaelona4081
      @danaelona4081 4 года назад

      yourfilm1000 it’s a laugh track??

    • @Jackie371
      @Jackie371 4 года назад +1

      It's a taped, live performance. All his specials are that way.

    • @jumpinjojo
      @jumpinjojo 4 года назад

      yourfilm1000 Too*

  • @lizbrown7232
    @lizbrown7232 5 лет назад +4

    I hope Jim doesn't have as low an opinion of his appearance as he says.

  • @manonfirejijijiji7726
    @manonfirejijijiji7726 4 года назад

    these are the best jokes?? thanks for warning me.

  • @omgahandlelol
    @omgahandlelol 4 года назад

  • @filippo_random_phil
    @filippo_random_phil 4 года назад

    Is this guy supposed to b funny ?

  • @voidabstraction
    @voidabstraction 5 лет назад

    Don't find him funny. But he's relaxing to watch haha?

  • @tpotts4
    @tpotts4 4 года назад

    Sorry, soon as Jim got stupid and political he lost this fan. Jokes aren’t funny anymore. I’ll miss you. Shame you sold your soul😢

  • @jammer3618
    @jammer3618 5 лет назад

    Weak