"Why Can't I Touch Them?" | Drew Lynch

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

Комментарии • 130

  • @DodonaWind
    @DodonaWind 3 месяца назад +112

    "I don't want you to feel bad for me... I need you to..." OMG! I lost it! That was great. 😂

  • @brendaokuda2158
    @brendaokuda2158 3 месяца назад +56

    My favorite: "Next day I woke up with a career"! Hysterical!!!

  • @TheFallen292
    @TheFallen292 3 месяца назад +43

    “My dad does downward dog and dresses in drag”
    “Is that another one of your exercises?”
    “No”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mattggonzz
    @mattggonzz 3 месяца назад +48

    So inspiring when someone owns their life circumstance and makes the best of it.

  • @scooby45247
    @scooby45247 3 месяца назад +30

    "we're back to talkin'." HOLY F*CK THATS FUNNY

  • @Ivehadenuff
    @Ivehadenuff 3 месяца назад +20

    I’m a speech therapist and I made up my own sentences containing common phrases containing movie, song and other references, but I had books with pages of these exercises.😂

  • @gardnerj44
    @gardnerj44 Месяц назад +6

    This is one of the best sets I've ever seen.

  • @YT_0586
    @YT_0586 3 месяца назад +11

    “Dirty igloo”. Brilliant. Will never look at a turtle the same way again 😂

  • @MrStrange1984
    @MrStrange1984 3 месяца назад +20

    This one will always be funny. Drew Lynch is amazing :)

  • @ryanpatterson9526
    @ryanpatterson9526 2 месяца назад +9

    He took the cards he was dealt and monetized it. Love it!!

  • @TheBlackToedOne
    @TheBlackToedOne 3 месяца назад +19

    That was fun to listen to. It sounds like the kinds of things my friends would be sitting around drinking beer and then just start riffing on. Ladies, do you want to know what your guy is thinking about when you ask him what he's thinking about and he says, "nothing"? This stuff. He's thinking about this stuff.

  • @Leslie-wb8cb
    @Leslie-wb8cb 3 месяца назад +48

    I am CRYING laughing! My husband is looking at me like I'm insane, over here in my headphones, while he's trying to work. LOL
    Great set!

  • @sherylw4599
    @sherylw4599 3 месяца назад +7

    Look at this youngster - so good! ❤

  • @DRG5559
    @DRG5559 3 месяца назад +40

    Finally, someone that made me laugh. 😂👌

    • @CHDean
      @CHDean 3 месяца назад +3

      Try Nate Bargatze

    • @johnmc3862
      @johnmc3862 2 месяца назад

      Try Jim Eoin.

  • @Katherine.2024.
    @Katherine.2024. 3 месяца назад +21

    "Hmmm, how do I want to spend my $10k? " 🤣

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 Месяц назад +9

    Bob Newhart said "that stutter paid for a house and put two kids through collage. I'm not changing it."

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 3 месяца назад +7

    I adore your comedy! I also love how you took your adversity and made work for you rather than allowing it to box you in. You are so freakin hilarious!! I NEED to see you here in Richmond, VA

  • @tdiscbetween
    @tdiscbetween 2 месяца назад +4

    would have loved a " whe whe whew whistle" you are great Drew! Love ya

  • @soulplayexperiences
    @soulplayexperiences 2 месяца назад +4

    First time watching Drew! Now I'm a fan! Bravo!

  • @evelynpagan8135
    @evelynpagan8135 3 месяца назад +14

    Love this guy. First time I saw him was on AGT.

  • @amyleslie538
    @amyleslie538 2 месяца назад +5

    One of the funniest bits EVER

  • @DannySettle-yi2ef
    @DannySettle-yi2ef Месяц назад +3

    Love you Hilarious 😂 Thank's and Bless you ❤️ Congratulations 👌

  • @Ron-d2s
    @Ron-d2s 2 месяца назад +3

    Drew needs to put out Merch.... I want an official Drew Lynch Havana Bandana with Bananas and Cabanas.

  • @frishhawk
    @frishhawk 3 месяца назад +19

    I saw him in Detroit last year. He'd worked past the stutter. As I was using the bathroom before going home, some idiot said, "he was funnier when he stuttered." Completely looked past all the jokes, and wanted the disability instead. For my part, I think Drew's a brilliant comic.

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 3 месяца назад +2

      He is brilliant, but the stutter did add something to his delivery. He's not worse without it, it's just different.

    • @The_Real_Mier
      @The_Real_Mier 3 месяца назад +1

      He has not ‘worked past’ his stutter.
      He has learned to implement the techniques to control his speech in many, maybe even most, situations.
      This includes the times he is doing his shows.
      But there are still moments where the stutter will be a lot more notabel than normal.
      He has made a video about a situation when, during one of his shows, there was a very angry man in the crowd, who acted quite aggressively towards Drew.
      Understandably that caused a high level of stress for Drew, which had a direct effect on his stutter.
      (Drew does point this out himself in the video, so I’m not making any uninformed assumptions about this.)
      To claim that he has ‘worked past’ his stutter, implies that he doesn’t have it anymore at all.
      And that is simply not the reality.
      Moreover: his comical talent is amazing and, in my opinion, is NOT dependable of him stuttering or not.

  • @johngordon4295
    @johngordon4295 Месяц назад

    He is an absolute gem! ❤

  • @1BSDjunkie
    @1BSDjunkie 28 дней назад

    Your stutter is unique to you and gives you something special. It is unique to you and a great part of you. ♥️😆👏🏻

  • @bandit_six5418
    @bandit_six5418 5 дней назад

    “We’re back to talkin’ “ 🤣

  • @fa1thI3ss
    @fa1thI3ss 3 месяца назад +2

    Drew bro you make me laugh, please continue enjoying what you are doing!

  • @elizabethobrien5702
    @elizabethobrien5702 3 месяца назад +6

    OMG you are hysterical 🤣🤣😘

  • @mbenidze
    @mbenidze 2 месяца назад +2

    He's so good!

  • @wideawake5630
    @wideawake5630 2 месяца назад +3

    This kid's great!

  • @Tom-_-Hanks
    @Tom-_-Hanks 3 месяца назад +4

    DREW!!! 😊. Thanks, thumbs up, have a great day.

  • @TKOVNL
    @TKOVNL 3 месяца назад +46

    He's cute AF

    • @Roy-w2o3f
      @Roy-w2o3f 3 месяца назад +2

      I agree..And absolutely funny...😂😂😂

    • @jacquizbak
      @jacquizbak 3 месяца назад +1

      Yes definitely cutie After Forty eh🎉😂❤

    • @jacquizbak
      @jacquizbak 3 месяца назад

      I miss Ur good morn rants ~ wtf/gfy eh scrUtube😢😮🎉😅

    • @theuzumakikay8647
      @theuzumakikay8647 3 месяца назад +2

      Yesss he was

    • @Jajajajaja...1
      @Jajajajaja...1 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@theuzumakikay8647RIP

  • @Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027
    @Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027 3 месяца назад +17

    do I save up to touch a turtle lol

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa 3 месяца назад +1

    The first time i saw him on AGT i felt bad for him. His stutter was so bad it looked almost painful. But he absolutely owned it and then overcame it! Drew is awesome!

  • @pizzarob44
    @pizzarob44 3 месяца назад +2

    Really enjoyed watching him.😊

  • @TorQueMoD
    @TorQueMoD 3 месяца назад +1

    I always wondered why he was collecting all those coins! So good!

  • @foxhollowantiques7098
    @foxhollowantiques7098 Месяц назад +1

    Brilliantly Funny👍

  • @ajjockboy
    @ajjockboy Месяц назад +2

    Hilarious!!

  • @BastrdMcQueen
    @BastrdMcQueen 3 месяца назад +1

    Legendary set! Classic

  • @2Deeeezzz
    @2Deeeezzz 3 месяца назад +4

    This guy 😂 this is great good for him

  • @chickadddee
    @chickadddee 3 месяца назад +5

    So good. 😅 Smart guy.

  • @gilashroot8697
    @gilashroot8697 3 месяца назад +3

    Brilliant. Sorry about your injury. Glad you have mushy marbles though because it is at least some compensation (you can dress this up and use it, but it is said from a place of discomfort because that was difficult to hear let alone go through) 🙈. I loved the line about your "problems to sound good".

  • @AdriansWhimsicalASMR
    @AdriansWhimsicalASMR 3 месяца назад +4

    what a tight set

  • @samuelmcneely1157
    @samuelmcneely1157 Месяц назад

    Dude is hilarious😂😂😂

  • @jameshayes9779
    @jameshayes9779 2 месяца назад +3

    So funny.

  • @Joe_Nathan12
    @Joe_Nathan12 3 месяца назад +3

    That Mario lane 😂😂😂

  • @Wicked86
    @Wicked86 3 месяца назад +1

    Oh he pivoted cuz it came back. Omg I love this, it’s so good! Did he just write this?

  • @kaywells942
    @kaywells942 3 месяца назад +2

    If a turtle hits a construction worker it’s called a wash 😉

    • @FuzzyElf
      @FuzzyElf 3 месяца назад +1

      Good one.

  • @billglover7875
    @billglover7875 22 дня назад

    Young man, that was very, very funny! Mario...now I know!

  • @onedarkside4830
    @onedarkside4830 3 месяца назад +1

    I cried and slapped the couch 🤣

  • @WigganNuG
    @WigganNuG Месяц назад

    Stutter or no stutter comedian, of which he has been both, Drew is hands down one of the most elite comedians alive today. I put him up there with Louis CK (you can tell he's a big influence!). Such a big brain comic; dude kills me every time.

  • @jerryferreira8960
    @jerryferreira8960 3 месяца назад +5

    He was so funny!

    • @jonbriggs9029
      @jonbriggs9029 3 месяца назад

      I assume you mean prior to this video?

  • @Christi23Kal
    @Christi23Kal Месяц назад

    Do I save up to touch a turtle?
    🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @genewilliams617
    @genewilliams617 27 дней назад

    The man is indeed funny!

  • @LorraineSweyko
    @LorraineSweyko 3 месяца назад +1

    ❤funny ❤funny❤
    God bless

  • @sjent
    @sjent 3 месяца назад +1

    This guy is hilarious...even with his obsession to touch turtles.

  • @carlloggins9297
    @carlloggins9297 9 дней назад

    So good

  • @Patriot-Vibez
    @Patriot-Vibez 3 месяца назад +2

    Breh 😂

  • @outseeker
    @outseeker 3 месяца назад +1

    ahh drew does such a good job :)
    why don't ya link to his channel on here?

  • @edwardcaulfield67
    @edwardcaulfield67 23 дня назад

    this guy is good

  • @stevenmanchester2104
    @stevenmanchester2104 3 месяца назад +1

    He has come a long way from his AGT appearance 😊

  • @bennypr0fane
    @bennypr0fane 3 месяца назад +1

    OMG, sooooo FUNNY!

  • @elizabethmartell3258
    @elizabethmartell3258 3 месяца назад +3

    😂😂😂 so funny

  • @Audrey-pe1hx
    @Audrey-pe1hx 28 дней назад

    Hilarious

  • @MrSaemichlaus
    @MrSaemichlaus Месяц назад

    You can actually go up to police and ask them for a pricing list, sometimes they don't carry one in print but they can call into their office and have them make you a quote. Kind of.

  • @joshmorgan389
    @joshmorgan389 2 месяца назад +1

    why are you not in the UK

  • @LoopyWolf
    @LoopyWolf 2 месяца назад

    He's right though.. now I want tho

  • @passion_proh-jects
    @passion_proh-jects 3 месяца назад +1

    Now, if he didn't have the stutter hook, would the jokes still be funny? A RESOUNDING "Absolutely!"

  • @bikerchic7938
    @bikerchic7938 20 дней назад

    Sreve Harvey brought an audience member to the stage and worked with her and told her before you say anything to anyone say it under your breath e= 3 times before you say it out lound,,, This helped her a lot

  • @scooby45247
    @scooby45247 3 месяца назад +2

    "my mother milks my mushy marbles."
    ME: hits pause, gets up, walks into the kitchen, opens the freezer, takes out a bottle, pours a small amount of clear liquid into a cup, drinks it, pours a bit more this time, walks back and clicks play..

  • @UberBri
    @UberBri 2 месяца назад +2

    Do not watch this video while drinking!

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 3 месяца назад +1

    I like the set … but I’ve seen the exact same set material posted and reposted so many times already.

    • @SYKMSATMWIB
      @SYKMSATMWIB 3 месяца назад +10

      Maybe they aren't reposts; maybe they are stutters.

    • @zero11010
      @zero11010 3 месяца назад

      @@SYKMSATMWIB 🤣

  • @ofeksh
    @ofeksh 3 месяца назад

    i love you so much.

  • @DanSulyma
    @DanSulyma 3 месяца назад +1

    Good stuff buddy, laughing from beginning to end. Congrats on taking your stutter onto the stage, bravery this lisper lacks.

  • @carlloggins9297
    @carlloggins9297 9 дней назад

    Hahahahaha

  • @michylmagdaleno6421
    @michylmagdaleno6421 3 месяца назад

    Love Drew, but for once i have to say, the girl up front and center is absolutely breathtakingly gorgeous holy wowzer

  • @LyuboRyuk
    @LyuboRyuk 3 месяца назад

    Did you get it 😂

  • @100bulletsmiranda9
    @100bulletsmiranda9 3 месяца назад

    50 cent micro.

  • @Christi23Kal
    @Christi23Kal Месяц назад

    I thought he said on AGT that he has Tourettes

  • @Yokovich_
    @Yokovich_ 3 месяца назад

    How old is this? 5+ years?

    • @Boozer13
      @Boozer13 3 месяца назад +2

      Ya. Hes all but gotten rid of his stutter nowadays.

    • @brianlittrell797
      @brianlittrell797 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Boozer13You've got a n@sty attitude.

    • @cloudpandarism2627
      @cloudpandarism2627 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Boozer13 he is not. its worse than ever.

    • @MFKitten
      @MFKitten 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Boozer13no such thing as getting rid of it. It's just managed. He recently posted a video about his stutter collapsing completely and getting uncontrollable. Gotta start over!

    • @Boozer13
      @Boozer13 3 месяца назад

      @@MFKitten his stuttering could be cured. His therapy has already shown because he rarely even stutters on his free-speaking podcast. It’s incredible. Since he began stuttering do to a baseball accident when he was a young adult, it’s not a genetic or inherited thing that’s linked to his dna. It’s something that came on by happenstance and his speaking quality now compared to 5 years ago is night and day. Will he have his stutter forever? Only time will tell. But if his improvement from now to where he was 5 years ago is any indication, I’d say no he won’t…

  • @hitmanforhire1698
    @hitmanforhire1698 3 месяца назад

    From now on i will always imagine mario sunshine game as mario on the run from the Mafia and oweing money to the Hawaiian government.

  • @Wicked86
    @Wicked86 3 месяца назад

    Oh jk it’s from 2019

  • @nunyanunya4147
    @nunyanunya4147 3 месяца назад +5

    i closed my eyes and thought a southern gay keibler elf was telling me how life was hard since he left his tree...

  • @rickstrandberg6398
    @rickstrandberg6398 23 дня назад

    🫱💥🐢😅

  • @jennyboda8421
    @jennyboda8421 3 месяца назад

    How’s your adhd wife? Good morning.

  • @Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027
    @Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027 3 месяца назад

    : )

  • @ChrisinOSMS
    @ChrisinOSMS 3 месяца назад

    I bet if he sticks with his speech therapy, his stutter will be almost imperceptible in 5 years.
    Unless he gets heckled by someone with Tourette’s…

  • @connorhoopes9910
    @connorhoopes9910 3 месяца назад +4

    Must have been his first time public speaking or something. You can hear how nervous he was.... Or maybe he was cold ?

    • @pulledpork_revolving_doors
      @pulledpork_revolving_doors 3 месяца назад +5

      He said he has a stutter, which isn’t from nervousness

    • @connorhoopes9910
      @connorhoopes9910 3 месяца назад

      ​@@pulledpork_revolving_doorsI don't think he mentioned that. Your mother must've milked your mushy marbles

    • @pointlessspoon
      @pointlessspoon 3 месяца назад +4

      He was referencing one of Drew’s jokes in his most recent post

    • @Tigernightstar
      @Tigernightstar 3 месяца назад +1

      not his first time he was on americas got talent

    • @pulledpork_revolving_doors
      @pulledpork_revolving_doors 3 месяца назад

      @pointlessspoon Oh mb

  • @danielrector7755
    @danielrector7755 17 дней назад

    I do not like this guy's voice. Hurts my eardrums.

  • @yourdan-j3z
    @yourdan-j3z 3 месяца назад

    Repost of the same stuff over again? Well...

    • @ObsoletePencil
      @ObsoletePencil 3 месяца назад +1

      Boo hoo. It's free and I'm complaining anyway, everyone look at me

    • @yourdan-j3z
      @yourdan-j3z 3 месяца назад

      Well if you love watching the same clip for the 5th time that they repost this year then yea, boo hoo on you.

  • @pvenoob
    @pvenoob 3 месяца назад

    Absolutely zero pity laughs. Might need a therapy after this for laughing too damn hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CHDean
    @CHDean 3 месяца назад

    4:17
    And a privileged career at that