Rasputin vs Stalin. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @lucystarlight8887
    @lucystarlight8887 2 года назад +19544

    I just realized the line "You two need yoga" is a reference to the fact that Lenin and Stalin both died from stress related strokes

    • @cxuivq676
      @cxuivq676 2 года назад +431

      Lenin died because of blood illness

    • @lucystarlight8887
      @lucystarlight8887 2 года назад +1677

      @@cxuivq676 Lenin had three strokes within two years of his death, I can’t imagine they helped his health

    • @morgueieli
      @morgueieli 2 года назад +279

      Stalin had strokes yes, but the ultimate cause of his death was being poisoned by Beria
      Edit: apparently, this might be bullshit. Either way, Beria was an awful person.

    • @morgueieli
      @morgueieli 2 года назад +176

      @UTubeFekUrself Also funny about Beria, as Stalin would lay dying in his bed, whenever he was briefly conscious Beria would suck up to the man, kissing his hand and all. The next moment Stalin fell unconscious again, Beria would spit and proceed to curse the man.
      I believe it was Beria for certain, he was involved for sure, as he was clearly next up on the chopping block, and he was also just power hungry it seemed.
      It’s incredibly ironic how the man died, completely agree.

    • @aminaj.7032
      @aminaj.7032 2 года назад +66

      ​@@morgueieli Wasn't it alcohol poisoning, and the fact that his guards were too afraid to check on him when he fell asleep

  • @bundescoach3528
    @bundescoach3528 4 года назад +4988

    that "birth of marx - birthmarks" line with Gorbachev walking in is still something I think about on the regular.

    • @stafey7659
      @stafey7659 4 года назад +44

      First comment on this I still love rewatching this

    • @marzuqahmed218
      @marzuqahmed218 4 года назад +58

      Yo I'm the host with the most Glasnost.

    • @Mirko_Doggen
      @Mirko_Doggen 4 года назад +53

      This is why I think Gorbachev won

    • @phoebeclark4718
      @phoebeclark4718 4 года назад +35

      Assholes made a mess and the war got cold!

    • @kingclint2382
      @kingclint2382 4 года назад +49

      Shook hands with both Ronald,
      Reagan and Mcdonald, no doubt

  • @crimsonspector1967
    @crimsonspector1967 4 года назад +9976

    "If your name ends with 'in' time to get out" Gorbachev killed Putin before he joined the battle

  • @Anonymous_Identity246
    @Anonymous_Identity246 6 месяцев назад +3946

    Fun fact: Gorbachev was still Alive for another 9 years after this video was released.

    • @garfocusalternate
      @garfocusalternate 4 месяца назад

      Putin is also not only still alive but still president of Russia.

    • @just_matt214
      @just_matt214 4 месяца назад +351

      I hope he watched it.

    • @Anonymous_Identity246
      @Anonymous_Identity246 4 месяца назад +95

      @@just_matt214 Same here 😂

    • @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn
      @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn 4 месяца назад +81

      Iirc, he was the best leader of the soviet union (outside the, I think, Troikas?) Besides Lenin

    • @totallyreyalfactsfsfs
      @totallyreyalfactsfsfs 4 месяца назад +181

      ​@@I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn I think he was one of the only few people ever in the government of the USSR that actually tried to make it better for the people.

  • @jesuschristthefirstjojo.7565
    @jesuschristthefirstjojo.7565 3 года назад +13492

    I just realized that when Putin said “I'm a President in my prime", The abbreviation spells out Pimp.

    • @2face278
      @2face278 3 года назад +1222

      It's been 8 years and people still figuring out new stuff with this song that's crazy

    • @TheOneGuyAce
      @TheOneGuyAce 3 года назад +660

      Now I'm forever contemplating whether that was intentional.

    • @bonkersbonnersgaming7417
      @bonkersbonnersgaming7417 3 года назад +53

      Wow

    • @nicoledean142
      @nicoledean142 3 года назад +106

      I was today years old when I learned 🤣

    • @LorenseNovem
      @LorenseNovem 3 года назад +21

      Oh wow

  • @betzchess
    @betzchess 5 лет назад +91357

    No one lost, everybody won. The Russians distributed the victory equally.

    • @Jackdiddly1
      @Jackdiddly1 5 лет назад +2153

      Ur 6 years 2 late. For that joke

    • @raptor4512
      @raptor4512 5 лет назад +2365

      Funny how so many people still watch these lol

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 5 лет назад +1143

      Nice one bro. And we all SHARE in the entertainment.

    • @vukle1
      @vukle1 5 лет назад +644

      Communism

    • @MyMika2004
      @MyMika2004 5 лет назад +198

      @@Jackdiddly1 no u

  • @lcs684
    @lcs684 4 года назад +23854

    this is what the History Channel is like at midnight.

  • @Yadobler
    @Yadobler Месяц назад +460

    2:50 I just realised this is a relic of 2012s when each thumbnail could be annotated to another video

    • @alcapo9600
      @alcapo9600 Месяц назад +16

      My guy…. You missed out…

    • @LordWaterBottle
      @LordWaterBottle Месяц назад +9

      @@alcapo9600 It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

    • @Lp-army1
      @Lp-army1 18 дней назад

      I don't get it

    • @JusFinnZalar
      @JusFinnZalar 16 дней назад +5

      @@Lp-army1 in ye olden youtube, there was no limit to when or how many on screen annotations there could be, each video playing as the background was clickable

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 13 дней назад

      Yeah, now so many of these videos have text about selecting the next vid that doesn't make sense.

  • @orionshadowveil
    @orionshadowveil 5 лет назад +15689

    Gorbachev: "If your name ends with 'in,' time to get out"
    A line that hit EVERY one of his opponents simultaneously.

    • @mashab.234
      @mashab.234 5 лет назад +363

      Orion Shadowveil Actually, Lenin‘s real surname is Ulyanov;)
      But yeah, this’s good.

    • @daffamuhammad9864
      @daffamuhammad9864 5 лет назад +273

      Masha B. Also Stalin real name is dzughasvilli

    • @zaleksino7297
      @zaleksino7297 5 лет назад +33

      Ну есть же ещё фамилии на -Ев , -Ов

    • @billyblackwell4647
      @billyblackwell4647 5 лет назад +103

      Putin: I don't think so

    • @jovickii7396
      @jovickii7396 5 лет назад +30

      Josef Dzugasivli Visionarevic Stalin his real name

  • @goodboyjoe978
    @goodboyjoe978 4 года назад +4042

    Gorbachev really ended the union to get some McDonald's.

    • @yourlocalramen1660
      @yourlocalramen1660 4 года назад +90

      Pretty sure it was Reagan and McDonalds.

    • @Damariobros
      @Damariobros 4 года назад +10

      Max Dunn It was both.

    • @snorf525
      @snorf525 4 года назад +11

      worth it

    • @Roma-kp4qg
      @Roma-kp4qg 4 года назад +15

      He shilled for Pizza Hut :(

    • @Vadim_Sulimov
      @Vadim_Sulimov 4 года назад +30

      you're laughing, but that's what really happened...It was very stupid of him to trust the Americans so much

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub 6 лет назад +74796

    This aged very well

    • @legendarycactus8218
      @legendarycactus8218 6 лет назад +1464

      Ravioli Ravioli seize the propertoli

    • @anthonyrendonswagg99
      @anthonyrendonswagg99 6 лет назад +193

      yes

    • @errinwright3700
      @errinwright3700 6 лет назад +324

      Nice...my fav youtuber lmao

    • @skizze..
      @skizze.. 6 лет назад +187

      huh youre looking at this today too?

    • @badstriker
      @badstriker 6 лет назад +145

      Ha! Of course. Lies like this have aged well since the pioneers of this "facts" came out; the nazis. More exactly, joseph Goebbels.

  • @BeyondBaito
    @BeyondBaito 9 месяцев назад +2724

    "I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa"
    It took me SO LONG to understand this reference. This is reference to ballet dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov, who was known as the most prolific male ballet dancer of the 1970s and 80s. Even when he was dancing in Russia he was making headlines to the NYT. In 1974 he defected to Canada and became a US citizen in 1986.
    He's an interesting man, so thank you ERB for mentioning him XD

    • @masterkasidit2
      @masterkasidit2 9 месяцев назад +100

      Wdym bro that's Pewdiepie

    • @maxdoles5806
      @maxdoles5806 8 месяцев назад +34

      He remains the most well-known male ballet dancer of all time

    • @LiftandCoa
      @LiftandCoa 8 месяцев назад +37

      @@maxdoles5806 To be fair, competition is not that high

    • @OmniMale
      @OmniMale 7 месяцев назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣.when young bucks learn history. You missed his reference to the Berlin wall as well.

    • @ScientistSkibidi-70
      @ScientistSkibidi-70 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@masterkasidit2bro pewdipie was PLAYING him this is the story of the real guy

  • @rdpcl
    @rdpcl 3 года назад +19987

    "I shook hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and McDonalds"
    What a great summary of Gorbachev's political career.

    • @rosiepestel7836
      @rosiepestel7836 3 года назад +82

      😂😂😂😂

    • @zoiatheexplorer
      @zoiatheexplorer 3 года назад +357

      This is what the clown and betrayer deserves, shake hands with these Ronalds, great allusion

    • @saturnnn7155
      @saturnnn7155 3 года назад +171

      Shaking hands with borderline fascist and corporate oppressors

    • @keshavleitan7800
      @keshavleitan7800 3 года назад +479

      @@saturnnn7155 "corperate oppressors" wow, what bullshit. Very ironical because the USSR and Russia oppressed its citizens way more than America.

    • @barockobummer2448
      @barockobummer2448 3 года назад +73

      @@keshavleitan7800 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @yosafatyt
    @yosafatyt 4 года назад +4555

    Interviewer: So Putin how long are you gonna be the president of Russia?
    Putin: ДА

    • @mantapjiwa632
      @mantapjiwa632 4 года назад +127

      Putin: You want to mess with me?

    • @manduse5247
      @manduse5247 4 года назад +115

      Putin: I spit hot borsch

    • @El__Silbon
      @El__Silbon 4 года назад +95

      Putin: When I'm crushing these beats

    • @eleethtahgra7182
      @eleethtahgra7182 4 года назад +81

      Putin: Blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba

    • @adicooli1711
      @adicooli1711 4 года назад +58

      @@eleethtahgra7182 Doing judo moves and schooling every communist cyĸa

  • @bradenpinvidic4126
    @bradenpinvidic4126 3 года назад +2899

    1:34 you can see Stalin looking at his hand, clearly confused. This is because Lenin’s line “But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man!” is actually incorrect. When he was 12, Stalin got into a Carriage accident which shortened and stiffened his arm at the elbow. So the correct line would have be “Like you left hand, man!” but in the case of the song, right sounded better than left. Thus, you can see Stalin confused because there was nothin wrong with his right hand

    • @generalgrevious6438
      @generalgrevious6438 3 года назад +27

      Thanks for explaining

    • @AHandful
      @AHandful 3 года назад +11

      Thanks for explaining

    • @ReaperKorp
      @ReaperKorp 3 года назад +157

      I thought ERB was trying to insinuate he was a wanker.

    • @j.f1963
      @j.f1963 3 года назад +5

      Thanks for explaining

    • @benhornstein1688
      @benhornstein1688 3 года назад +36

      I was thinking it was because his dong shriveled up...
      ...it's his right hand man...
      ...I'll see myself out.

  • @speedyeuan5940
    @speedyeuan5940 9 месяцев назад +176

    This is always going the be the absolute peak of ERB. I don't see how any other battle can top it

    • @rishisaini5269
      @rishisaini5269 8 месяцев назад +9

      Yeah,totally. The only video which comes close to it is Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler.

    • @liyōnonainoroi
      @liyōnonainoroi 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@rishisaini5269the fact it’s here at 2:50

    • @rishisaini5269
      @rishisaini5269 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@liyōnonainoroi For real 🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @freakywu2
      @freakywu2 6 месяцев назад

      I think Carlin vs Pryor is also great for a battle with more than 3 participants but Ford vs Marx has been my favourite so far

    • @leeshapon
      @leeshapon 3 месяца назад

      Artists vs Turtles and the Directors one (Spielberg vs Hitchcock) are the only ones that come close imo

  • @asimchillify
    @asimchillify 5 лет назад +3994

    How is this 6 years old? Time flies.

  • @Panzer_43
    @Panzer_43 4 года назад +8281

    Teacher: Talks about Stalin
    Me: Isn’t he the man that made Mother Russia his bitch?

  • @molleerox
    @molleerox 3 года назад +3058

    "I spit hot borsch, while I'm crushing these beats"
    I love this line because you crush beets to make borsch.

  • @robbie131
    @robbie131 6 месяцев назад +33

    This many years later, the fact that I can stumble to this video and remember most of the lyrics is beautiful. Probably ERB's best work

  • @shikamarunara2707
    @shikamarunara2707 5 лет назад +9214

    This Lenin looks more like Lenin than Lenin.

    • @crappychannel7454
      @crappychannel7454 5 лет назад +476

      *visible confusion*

    • @jacobbishop8067
      @jacobbishop8067 4 года назад +91

      Yeah, fair

    • @RandomDude1999L
      @RandomDude1999L 4 года назад +31

      >:-/ well.... Yea

    • @Tyler-md4qk
      @Tyler-md4qk 4 года назад +24

      wasn't Lenin mexican

    • @navetwizer9853
      @navetwizer9853 4 года назад +85

      Tyler Snacc YT Lenin was Jewish, he was leading to a communism country where the rich peoples and the other peoples would be equal.

  • @pendantairplane
    @pendantairplane Год назад +5992

    The pun with "birth of marx" and "birthmarks" is still one of the best wordplays ive ever witnessed

  • @someeejit
    @someeejit 2 года назад +5418

    “Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out the picture”
    I never realised until now it was a reference to Stalin literally removing Trotsky from a photo, this battle is so good

    • @SlashinatorZ
      @SlashinatorZ 2 года назад +19

      I made an AMV of this & histeria provided all the clips I needed

    • @Questionable_Content
      @Questionable_Content 2 года назад +90

      It also a reference to how he had Trotsky run out of the country and killed

    • @somehippies
      @somehippies 2 года назад +60

      @@Questionable_Content trotsky was a true communist revolutionary, crushed by the bureaucratic hellhole that was the Soviet Union

    • @bullseye5202
      @bullseye5202 2 года назад +58

      @@somehippies I would argue that Trotsky would have been no better than Stalin had he taken over after Lenin instead. He was a radical and an unpopular figure in the party, considered an idealist even by Bolshevik standards. Trust me, I am absolutely not trying to shit on you here. It's just annoying how Trotsky is often made out to be a man of the people, a hero to the cause, when in reality he'd be even worse than Stalin. Trotsky wanted communism to spread *everywhere.* Who knows how many could've died if he got his way. Again, not trying to shit on you in particular

    • @somehippies
      @somehippies 2 года назад +41

      @@bullseye5202 i will apply the same rhetoric, not trying to shit on you either.
      but look at the present state of the world and tell me it’s not needed to at least internationalize it in the sense to have someone to lean in,
      bolivia, democratically elected socialist, overthrown by usa, guatemala, same story (radicalized che guevara), cuba was hit with trade sanctions the whole world over to make it crumble and fall, capitalism toils almost as hard as its workers do to destroy any attempts of socialism, maybe not the entire world, but you cannot expect communism to survive in a stalinist doctrine of socialism in one country, as we’re seeing today.
      furthermore, trotsky explicitly wrote that said revolutions should be led by the proletariat himself, so, while i don’t believe he would be neutral on these fronts, he wouldn’t wage war on the entire world, he would support the proletariat worldwide, and i will concede that that might lead to a lot more proxy wars, but it’s not a black and white issue here.

  • @sidtheshuckle
    @sidtheshuckle 10 месяцев назад +869

    "The last man who attacked me lived a half life so comrade come at me!"
    *Navalny dies*
    this line aged really well

    • @sangbum60090
      @sangbum60090 9 месяцев назад +66

      He's not the only one who died """"""""""""""mysteriously""""""""""""""

    • @apachewolfscout
      @apachewolfscout 9 месяцев назад +9

    • @harryhoudini714
      @harryhoudini714 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah, Putin is old School, he cant be bothered with this new "Canceling People" stuff.
      I mean, why fabricate sexual allegations, who wouldnt work in Russia anyway (too many beautiful women, no reason to get nasty) if you can just get rid of someone the good ol way! its quicker and honestly, looking what political opponents in the west are being put through, also more "humane".

    • @safil747
      @safil747 9 месяцев назад +11

      да и похер на него, придворный шут свое дело сделал, его и убрали...

    • @scottwebb4722
      @scottwebb4722 8 месяцев назад +31

      And before Navalny Prigozhin died in mid flight so therefore lived a half flight

  • @mgdoff3389
    @mgdoff3389 4 года назад +2848

    “And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!”
    - “Did somebody said birthmarks?”
    Best thing ive ever seen in erb

  • @Lord_Burrito
    @Lord_Burrito 2 года назад +15261

    Well, this is a cursed time to go back to this rap battle.

    • @wilkgr
      @wilkgr 2 года назад +405

      Yup, was looking through for recent comments ha

    • @ElasticGiraffe
      @ElasticGiraffe 2 года назад +78

      @@wilkgr Same. Haha.

    • @Papa_Staline
      @Papa_Staline 2 года назад +8

      Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :/

    • @mushroon4950
      @mushroon4950 2 года назад +21

      Lmaoo

    • @Papa_Staline
      @Papa_Staline 2 года назад +40

      @@mushroon4950 judging by your profile picture arent you a little too busy to be watching youtube vids? Or is ERB also an independent republic?

  • @razorinstiincz8314
    @razorinstiincz8314 5 лет назад +12360

    I love how historically accurate this actually is. Specifically with Stalin’s four lines of “...shot” because Rasputin got shot four times before dying. Bravo ERB, bravo.

    • @wicknite1425
      @wicknite1425 5 лет назад +255

      I mean, the coroners report states rasputin was three times. Despite that, it is unbelieveably accurate

    • @callusmalus8268
      @callusmalus8268 5 лет назад +652

      Very accurate except the part about how he doesn't care about his wife she was considered to be the only one he cared for pretty much and when she died he said "This creature softened my heart of stone. She died and with her died my last warm feelings for humanity."

    • @Universe2
      @Universe2 5 лет назад +195

      first wife not the second one

    • @callusmalus8268
      @callusmalus8268 5 лет назад +242

      @@Universe2 My bad your right he didn't give a fuck about his second wife. Literally they had a fight and she went to her room and shot herself.Kinda fucked

    • @Edmonton-of2ec
      @Edmonton-of2ec 5 лет назад +106

      Disregarding the poisoning, drowning, burying, an later cremation. They did more damage to his body then to him while he was alive.

  • @Safesplayz
    @Safesplayz 7 месяцев назад +107

    Who ever played Stalin was great bro.. the way he looked and sound, generally the aura he gave off was insane!!

    • @robdug7774
      @robdug7774 5 месяцев назад

      Years ago libtards defended him over bush. I wonder how that is hitting now lol

    • @J0vile
      @J0vile 4 месяца назад +6

      Yes, and Gorbachev, look up Darth Vader v Stalin. EpicLloyd rocks it.

  • @collateralkarma4537
    @collateralkarma4537 5 лет назад +4115

    Days go on and on. They don’t end

    • @gamerntp7287
      @gamerntp7287 5 лет назад +6

      Lol

    • @HazaelAlighieri21
      @HazaelAlighieri21 5 лет назад +58

      Well, you kinda have to know history to understand some of the verses, so I think you aced because you already knew history beforehand, just needed a refresh.

    • @Sinalisco88888
      @Sinalisco88888 5 лет назад +2

      Lmaoooo same

    • @dangerzzzone2925
      @dangerzzzone2925 5 лет назад +16

      I sent this to my college history professor 😂😂😂 he loved it. I got an A

    • @senairobinson2956
      @senairobinson2956 5 лет назад

      Honestly

  • @ThatGuy-te9wh
    @ThatGuy-te9wh 4 года назад +10997

    I love how the actor for Putin doesn't even look like him but was able to portray him flawlessly with only the impression.

    • @markfrank5704
      @markfrank5704 4 года назад +677

      He looks like a much younger version of him kinda

    • @pascalmoens8691
      @pascalmoens8691 4 года назад +481

      Actor? It's nice Peter..

    • @lollolol3983
      @lollolol3983 4 года назад +92

      Putin is president, Rasputin has fu"ked many many woman. It is different ppl

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 4 года назад +74

      @doctor salt holy shit I never noticed that was pewdiepie

    • @tylermartinez3068
      @tylermartinez3068 4 года назад +46

      @@jaimelannister1797 sorry but which person was pewdiepie

  • @82nd_Alpharius
    @82nd_Alpharius 3 года назад +7570

    Damn man, I can't believe they got the real Lenin for this.

  • @pieraromeo4113
    @pieraromeo4113 Месяц назад +73

    Joseph Stalin's Verse was ACTUALLY fire, but Lenin's Verse Was The Best Earthquake, but this. 1:41. Was the Catchy Part

  • @pollard3558
    @pollard3558 4 года назад +5532

    This video came out over 7 years ago, but Putin still president in his prime

    • @vogonp4287
      @vogonp4287 4 года назад +240

      Wait, it's still Putin? Always has been.

    • @Fermion.
      @Fermion. 4 года назад +327

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      ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢷⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⢹⣿⣿⢻⠎⠔⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⢸⣿⣿⠇⡶⠄⣿⣿⠿⠟⡛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣗⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠐⣿⣿⡿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣾⣶⣶⣶⣿⣁⣔⣤⣀⣼⢲⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⣟⣿⣿⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣽⠛⢻⣽⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⡷⠻⢻⡻⣯⣝⢿⣟⣛⣛⣛⠝⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⠸⣿⣿⡟⣹⣦⠄⠋⠻⢿⣶⣶⣶⡾⠃⡂⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⠄⠟⠋⠄⢻⣿⣧⣲⡀⡀⠄⠉⠱⣠⣾⡇⠄⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢾⣾⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⠟⠃⠄⠄⢈⣻⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣾⣷⡄⠄⢾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄..

    • @vinzcastro9304
      @vinzcastro9304 4 года назад +71

      ⣿⣿⣿⣵⣿⣿⣿⠿⡟⣛⣧⣿⣯⣿⣝⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣍⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢷⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⢹⣿⣿⢻⠎⠔⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⢸⣿⣿⠇⡶⠄⣿⣿⠿⠟⡛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣗⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠐⣿⣿⡿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣾⣶⣶⣶⣿⣁⣔⣤⣀⣼⢲⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⣟⣿⣿⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣽⠛⢻⣽⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⡷⠻⢻⡻⣯⣝⢿⣟⣛⣛⣛⠝⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⠸⣿⣿⡟⣹⣦⠄⠋⠻⢿⣶⣶⣶⡾⠃⡂⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⠄⠟⠋⠄⢻⣿⣧⣲⡀⡀⠄⠉⠱⣠⣾⡇⠄⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢾⣾⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⠟⠃⠄⠄⢈⣻⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣾⣷⡄⠄⢾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄..

    • @はるか-p8r
      @はるか-p8r 4 года назад +6

      @@vogonp4287 always has been.

    • @heathercalicoep9756
      @heathercalicoep9756 4 года назад +14

      Putin is resigning in 2021 because of Parkinsons!

  • @harry9314-f2t
    @harry9314-f2t Год назад +4905

    Trotsky was originally in this battle, but Stalin edited his verse out

    • @eulennachathen449
      @eulennachathen449 Год назад +77

      You deserve more likes!

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 Год назад +164

      He even recorded it out of his studio in Mexico just to be safe, but that didn't help :/

    • @RipRoaringGarage
      @RipRoaringGarage Год назад +48

      All thats rumored to exist is the hammer used to smash the hard drive of Trotskys bars.

    • @krutoikulak-kingofthegulag5653
      @krutoikulak-kingofthegulag5653 11 месяцев назад +25

      Severely underrated comment.

    • @PumpkinHoard
      @PumpkinHoard 11 месяцев назад +16

      @@krutoikulak-kingofthegulag5653 10 years after the video was posted and requires a bit of history knowledge to understand...... I'd say it's doing pretty damn well with 705 likes.

  • @therumbling
    @therumbling 5 лет назад +5043

    That one background dancer was pretty talented; he should start a RUclips channel

  • @kaigarcia3889
    @kaigarcia3889 День назад +2

    This is the best beat out of all the songs, hands down. I freaking love this so darn much!!!

  • @the_venomous_viper1234
    @the_venomous_viper1234 4 года назад +4798

    “If your name end with in, time to get out” Gorbachev killed Putin before he even came into the battle

    • @littlemicogamer1524
      @littlemicogamer1524 4 года назад +188

      What's missing in G_lag
      U, now get to the gulag for talking bad against putin

    • @Nidyha
      @Nidyha 4 года назад +113

      @@r33c3spices9 no he means the names.
      RasputIN
      StalIN
      LenIN
      PutIN

    • @sub-nautical_chill4379
      @sub-nautical_chill4379 4 года назад +43

      Fun fact regarding that line; He was proceded by Boris YeltsIN with the creation of the Russian Federation.

    • @animatheo5779
      @animatheo5779 4 года назад +5

      The_Venomous_Viper 123 i guess it was to Stal *IN*

    • @ministermacro
      @ministermacro 4 года назад +3

      @@Nidyha Potential r/wooosh here

  • @tacitus6384
    @tacitus6384 3 года назад +6804

    "My own son got locked up in prison and I didn't save his life!"
    Apparently when Stalin heard about his sons attempt to commit suicide by shooting himself (and failed), Stalin said "he can't even shoot straight!"
    Cold savage.

    • @noobf8783
      @noobf8783 3 года назад +67

      @Daniël Ulyev i think he hates his own sOn

    • @noobf8783
      @noobf8783 3 года назад +23

      @Daniël Ulyev one got captured

    • @kuch.bhi8847
      @kuch.bhi8847 3 года назад +183

      @@noobf8783 if u don't know about history then don't talk about it. Stalin had to decide between his own son and his military head. If he saved his son, then the Soviet would have been defense less.

    • @noobf8783
      @noobf8783 3 года назад +56

      Communist suck

    • @diegosilva3927
      @diegosilva3927 3 года назад +47

      @@noobf8783 Everybody knows that.

  • @Choodafoo
    @Choodafoo 9 лет назад +5227

    No Epic Rap Battle will ever top this one. Characters from a common history interacting with each other and spitting historically accurate disses is the best thing ever.

    • @Nikagor
      @Nikagor 9 лет назад +154

      +Patrick Elder
      Just don't look at the comments asking who Lenin, Gorbachev or Putin is.

    • @andreberenguel11able
      @andreberenguel11able 9 лет назад +15

      you are right this one is just the best one

    • @brandonvabderbok476
      @brandonvabderbok476 9 лет назад +7

      +Patrick Elder come on what about washington vs wallace?

    • @Zfighter218
      @Zfighter218 9 лет назад +2

      +Patrick Elder yup this is definitely the best

    • @mrgoat6267
      @mrgoat6267 9 лет назад +1

      there are so many other better ones

  • @Sealbro05
    @Sealbro05 5 месяцев назад +29

    0:14 Rasputin’s Verse
    0:41 Joseph Stalin’s Verse
    1:07 Vladimir Lenin’s Verse
    1:44 Gorbachev’s Verse
    2:09 Vladimir Putin’s Verse

  • @ArthurDayne_88
    @ArthurDayne_88 2 года назад +7807

    This has continued to age really, really well.

    • @Lotselance
      @Lotselance 2 года назад +422

      "If your name end with -in, time to get out!" comes to my mind a lot these days

    • @ultraman_99
      @ultraman_99 2 года назад +135

      @@Lotselance out of ukraine?

    • @noomfy-mopkebab3632
      @noomfy-mopkebab3632 2 года назад +97

      @@ultraman_99 well that…
      But also just…. OUT!!

    • @costamcostam8961
      @costamcostam8961 2 года назад +58

      @@ultraman_99 out of this planet

    • @ultraman_99
      @ultraman_99 2 года назад +4

      @@costamcostam8961 communists from outer space

  • @willbeinke6839
    @willbeinke6839 4 года назад +1736

    Putin: Flexing on everyone.
    Stalin, Lenin, and Gorbachev: Hating him.
    Rasputin: Enjoying the music.

    • @josephstalin364
      @josephstalin364 4 года назад +23

      I didn’t hate Putin, he’s a real hooman

    • @Nico-pq2ky
      @Nico-pq2ky 4 года назад +1

      @@josephstalin364 how dare you to say that comrade.

    • @wafeeqrox885
      @wafeeqrox885 4 года назад +4

      Cus Ras(putin)

    • @berry7879
      @berry7879 4 года назад +13

      He was also just vibing to the rap before Gorbachev told him to take a shower.

    • @Bsaaudio
      @Bsaaudio 4 года назад

      @@josephstalin364 me too 😡😡

  • @sonicforces9295
    @sonicforces9295 4 года назад +19593

    1920 : Rasputin
    2020 : Putin
    2120 : Tin

  • @alstinson
    @alstinson Месяц назад +16

    Stalin mentions how he took out Hitler Rasputin: Understandable have a nice day. 1:06

  • @MusicalBasics
    @MusicalBasics 2 года назад +13992

    To this day I still rap Gorbachev's entire verse when I'm doing the dishes or cleaning the counter. "Tore down the wall like the kool-aid man, OH YEAH!"

  • @adwaithanand3960
    @adwaithanand3960 4 года назад +1420

    "Shook hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and Mcdonald's, no doubt."
    In 1990, Gorbachev opened Mcdonald's in the Soviet Union to show they were open to change, or glasnost.

    • @domenboh
      @domenboh 4 года назад +4

      wtf does "glasnost" have to do with that? Cant find it on google translate. And if we go by other slavic languages, glasnost means volume (as in sound volume).

    • @adwaithanand3960
      @adwaithanand3960 4 года назад +80

      @@domenboh Glasnost means open to change which also ties itself to Gorbachev's first line. Gorbachev was "the host with the most glasnost" as he was open to change in the Soviet Union. This was a big reason in why he won a Nobel Peace Prize. Hope this helps!

    • @js_munchies
      @js_munchies 4 года назад +8

      @@adwaithanand3960 that peace prize is still chillin on my shelf

    • @JimmyInnaBag
      @JimmyInnaBag 4 года назад +35

      Domen Boh Glasnost was a policy brought in by Gorbachev, it’s Russian for openness and the policy brought in more clarity between the government and its people while allowing people free speech, removing of censorship and the introduction of more westernised businesses within the Soviet Union. Along with the Perestroika policy, I say that this was the most significant factor contributing to the collapse of the Soviet Union and communist government in Eastern Europe

    • @adwaithanand3960
      @adwaithanand3960 4 года назад +3

      @@JimmyInnaBag Very well said.

  • @ApExWorkout
    @ApExWorkout 3 года назад +3353

    Me:
    Everyone:
    My brain in the middle of the day: “Дa, you want to mess with me?”

    • @hushvirginia
      @hushvirginia 3 года назад +57

      😂😂 me too man. At the absolute weirdest times too.

    • @aichi_d3a1
      @aichi_d3a1 3 года назад +97

      I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats

    • @axisthefirst
      @axisthefirst 3 года назад +52

      @@aichi_d3a1 blow it up like a tuba while I'm bailing in cuba

    • @aristocat3012
      @aristocat3012 3 года назад +28

      for me:
      "I'm a president in my priiiiime, my enimes don't disssstract me, the last man who attaaaacked me lived a half-life, so comrade COME AT ME."

    • @axisthefirst
      @axisthefirst 3 года назад +13

      @@aristocat3012 it is supposed to be: doing judo moves and schooling communist cyka

  • @darekmario446
    @darekmario446 7 месяцев назад +105

    "if your name end with "in" - Time to get out... That aged well...

  • @ethanl5527
    @ethanl5527 4 года назад +3560

    We all know who the true loser of this battle was:
    Whoever sold Rasputin pierogi.

    • @thevagabondburntnotredame8902
      @thevagabondburntnotredame8902 4 года назад +66

      pierogi is the shit tho.

    • @КириллШейнман
      @КириллШейнман 4 года назад +37

      By the way, there was a mistake. Pir`ogi is polish dish, russian pie is actually called pirog`i
      Im not sure is "dish" correct word, but i dont care

    • @smitherboi3125
      @smitherboi3125 4 года назад +7

      Shot

    • @MsMacintosh
      @MsMacintosh 4 года назад +2

      @Erich Peterson how fucking dare you.

    • @MsMacintosh
      @MsMacintosh 4 года назад +11

      @Jared Jams eh, they are not important. The pierogi is.
      (Thats how the subtitles spell it, okay?)

  • @mikhailgorbachev4542
    @mikhailgorbachev4542 4 года назад +9599

    Did somebody say birthmarks?

    • @deeptig3972
      @deeptig3972 4 года назад +47

      o.O

    • @X-2Cold
      @X-2Cold 4 года назад +179

      You made this account at the time you commented it.

    • @sorinxi7455
      @sorinxi7455 4 года назад +40

      Mislo • So?

    • @josephstalin364
      @josephstalin364 4 года назад +484

      I took those yoga lessons you recommended

    • @libertyprime4457
      @libertyprime4457 4 года назад +155

      @@josephstalin364 hows your right hand man?

  • @jackmummert8984
    @jackmummert8984 5 лет назад +2273

    “Did somebody say birthmarks?”
    My favorite ERB line

  • @irieimaun7787
    @irieimaun7787 9 месяцев назад +11

    i’ve been watching erb since 1st grade, and i love how there’s always something new to catch.

  • @tomodaphne
    @tomodaphne 2 года назад +4288

    I love how drastically the mood changed when Gorbachev came in and then changed again when Putin came in.

    • @garmenlin5990
      @garmenlin5990 2 года назад +201

      Like he said him his own verse, his name doesn't end with "in", which works with the mood change.

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 2 года назад +58

      And now the mood changed again.....

    • @gottalivehappy
      @gottalivehappy 2 года назад +88

      Didnt even notice was putin thought it was just a random russian nationalist

    • @МихаилДеч
      @МихаилДеч 2 года назад +9

      Это был не Путин, а Махно.
      Путин пришел после Ельцина.

    • @notdoinganythingonhere
      @notdoinganythingonhere 2 года назад +8

      Did somebody say Birthmarks?

  • @basheerhadi95
    @basheerhadi95 3 года назад +2114

    “Stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx...knock knock knock, did somebody say birthmark?”
    Genius.

    • @k4tharin3
      @k4tharin3 3 года назад +38

      @ComradeQbr • 69 years ago Assholes made a mess and the war got cold

    • @eero7507
      @eero7507 3 года назад +29

      @@k4tharin3 shook hands with both Ronalds; Reagan and Mcdonald's

    • @hulkbelowall9532
      @hulkbelowall9532 3 года назад +25

      @@eero7507 no doubt if your name end with in time to get out

    • @eero7507
      @eero7507 3 года назад +24

      @@hulkbelowall9532 i had the balls to let baryšnikov dance, playa! Torn down that wall like the kool aid man (oh yeah)

    • @eero7507
      @eero7507 3 года назад +15

      @@Cadbury1 Did somebody say real power?

  • @philtachio
    @philtachio 5 лет назад +4831

    *"If your name end with 'in', time to get out"* best line

    • @clevergirl4457
      @clevergirl4457 5 лет назад +85

      @nathan sinaga ends with "in" it may be his time to get out soon...

    • @AbG-pk4ti
      @AbG-pk4ti 5 лет назад +113

      LenIN RasputIN StalIN PutIN

    • @clevergirl4457
      @clevergirl4457 5 лет назад +14

      WE all deserve one like each shared amongst OURSELF... da!

    • @Secto-R
      @Secto-R 5 лет назад +38

      *PUTIN WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @IAmNinzja
      @IAmNinzja 5 лет назад +9

      @@AbG-pk4ti Elcin (ЕльцИН) - first president of the Russian Federation

  • @franckis
    @franckis 9 месяцев назад +22

    Stalin's part just goes hard, especially "Look into my eye you perverted which", and "My own son got locked up in prison". the way he delivered those lines was just amazing lmfao

  • @OcarinaOfTime
    @OcarinaOfTime 4 года назад +5242

    History students when they're drunk:

    • @kajafreur527
      @kajafreur527 4 года назад +118

      Welcome to Epic Rap Battles of History

    • @Nico-pq2ky
      @Nico-pq2ky 4 года назад +38

      Welcome im one of them 🤓🤓
      Im welcome in the history students

    • @borisyeltsin6927
      @borisyeltsin6927 4 года назад +26

      welcome to the drunk gang

    • @tinkywinky4554
      @tinkywinky4554 4 года назад +6

      hahahaha lol

    • @Nico-pq2ky
      @Nico-pq2ky 4 года назад +8

      WelcomE to thE drunk gang 🍷🍷🍺🍺🍷🍺🍷🍺🍺🍷🍺🍻🍻🍻

  • @CassiniDivision
    @CassiniDivision 8 лет назад +6137

    Still now, I think this is the best battle so far.

  • @victorlikesmetal3662
    @victorlikesmetal3662 5 лет назад +2999

    Friend: Can your translate да?
    Me: Yes

    • @maxim7269
      @maxim7269 5 лет назад +73

      oooh i get it cause DA is yes in russian
      very clever moy drug

    • @victorlikesmetal3662
      @victorlikesmetal3662 5 лет назад +25

      @@maxim7269 I'm glad you got the joke ☺

    • @maxim7269
      @maxim7269 5 лет назад +4

      yeah i understand russian a little bit

    • @PlamThePlam
      @PlamThePlam 5 лет назад +5

      @@maxim7269 not only in Russian.. in every single country that Bulgaria gave language to ... So all of the slavs

    • @makomakov2669
      @makomakov2669 5 лет назад +1

      @@PlamThePlam no bulgaria didnt give the slavs their language the macedonians created their own alphabet idk about other slavs tho

  • @theearthlord2209
    @theearthlord2209 6 месяцев назад +185

    1:40 I don't care what anybody says, this is the best opening in all of ERB
    Edit: Balls balls balls

  • @s.s.a8741
    @s.s.a8741 5 лет назад +2437

    side note: Gorbachev is still alive and occasionally does interviews

    • @thomasbuchovecky2205
      @thomasbuchovecky2205 5 лет назад +288

      A great man. He is speaking out about the proliferation of nuclear weapons which he knows is an imminent threat the continued existence of the human species. Sadly much of it will fall on deaf ears.

    • @ritsuafk
      @ritsuafk 5 лет назад +319

      Does he rap ?

    • @eidolon4236
      @eidolon4236 5 лет назад +41

      @@thomasbuchovecky2205 a great man does not invade a country when it's seeking independence and answers for his own actions when is responsible for wrongdoing.

    • @thomasbuchovecky2205
      @thomasbuchovecky2205 5 лет назад +31

      @@eidolon4236 You make a good point, perhaps I should be judging him from more than just what is represented in modern media

    • @ritsuafk
      @ritsuafk 5 лет назад +6

      @Coop Childs He he he .

  • @DrMemeTheTherapist
    @DrMemeTheTherapist 5 лет назад +7018

    Rasputin didn't die he just had a shower and removed "Ras" from his name

  • @ilikemusic3856
    @ilikemusic3856 3 года назад +1639

    "Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil"
    This angered Stalin's father who punished him severely.

    • @angelserenade
      @angelserenade 3 года назад +69

      I see you're also a man of culture

    • @ilikemusic3856
      @ilikemusic3856 3 года назад +19

      @@angelserenade Thanks :)

    • @gwynne-stacy
      @gwynne-stacy 2 года назад +8

      @British Tea pls wtf does Britain have to do with opium trade

    • @cindylavoie2372
      @cindylavoie2372 2 года назад +14

      Ah yes, an individual of refined taste!

    • @VisitMyChannel2
      @VisitMyChannel2 2 года назад +14

      Oh so we meet again
      People of culture!

  • @ladywaffle2210
    @ladywaffle2210 2 месяца назад +10

    it's interesting to come back to these and listen with years of college-level history classes under my belt

  • @DevilishFox_
    @DevilishFox_ 4 года назад +979

    Me to my brain: Come on, it's time to study for school
    My brain: *DID SOMEBODY SAY... BIRTHMARKS?*

  • @queruba.
    @queruba. 4 года назад +464

    I love that Lenin is just red all the time and drops from the sky, that's some serious accurate historic representation of him

    • @kiadimundi3610
      @kiadimundi3610 4 года назад +6

      Can you explain?

    • @queruba.
      @queruba. 4 года назад +44

      @@kiadimundi3610 He was actually all red and occasionally fell from the sky in real life

    • @edireland8983
      @edireland8983 4 года назад +1

      Is this supposed to be like in the style of soviet banknotes etc?

    • @queruba.
      @queruba. 4 года назад +1

      @@edireland8983 I think so

    • @badjuju2721
      @badjuju2721 4 года назад +1

      @@queruba. A truly educated man!

  • @wimjokinson8594
    @wimjokinson8594 4 года назад +1878

    rasputin: cool moustache
    stalin: uhh ok
    rasputin: *_wario_*

    • @RE-zl7sy
      @RE-zl7sy 4 года назад +35

      WaRiO

    • @nordicships8822
      @nordicships8822 4 года назад +14

      Well it’s more mario when you think about it

    • @paperbox4739
      @paperbox4739 4 года назад +6

      He called him wario 😂😂😂

    • @anintrovert9453
      @anintrovert9453 4 года назад +3

      He looks like if Mario was real

    • @tsp_2t942
      @tsp_2t942 4 года назад +2

      @@anintrovert9453 True Tho

  • @jacobgale4792
    @jacobgale4792 Месяц назад +5

    Honestly Gorbachev straight up lethaled everyone with "If your name end with 'in', time to get out" and the Birthmark line is actually perfection

  • @PeterUllmer-ALDP
    @PeterUllmer-ALDP 8 лет назад +16646

    Otto von bismark vs. Adolf hitler vs. Kaiser Wilhelm vs. Helmut Kohl vs. Angela Merkel

    • @youribakker5571
      @youribakker5571 8 лет назад +704

      Peter Ullmer. Actual history. Good suggestion.

    • @j0shua481
      @j0shua481 8 лет назад +156

      Kaiser Wilhelm der zweite

    • @p-ball_from_SEA
      @p-ball_from_SEA 8 лет назад +246

      You forgot some of the HRE emperors too, Otto the Great, Frederick Barbossa and Frederick II 'Stupor Mundi'

    • @daihuantran9928
      @daihuantran9928 8 лет назад +43

      Peter Ullmer. The Kaiser win

    • @cinnafloof8967
      @cinnafloof8967 8 лет назад +21

      Peter Ullmer. Omfg yes

  • @hellogoodbye9304
    @hellogoodbye9304 6 лет назад +5487

    RIP the dude who sold Rasputin pierogi

    • @VideoCentral-bh9tf
      @VideoCentral-bh9tf 6 лет назад +66

      Oof

    • @TitovIgorBro
      @TitovIgorBro 6 лет назад +86

      This is so fun for me to rewatch 5 years later (because now I can speak proper English)
      Edit: apparently not that proper lol. "funny"

    • @restinpeace1916
      @restinpeace1916 6 лет назад +34

      That was a capitalist pig anyway...

    • @solytnoss2563
      @solytnoss2563 6 лет назад +3

      f

    • @turbulentpriest5647
      @turbulentpriest5647 6 лет назад +9

      There is no worse way to be shot then moose cock shot.

  • @JoshBart
    @JoshBart 5 лет назад +1595

    Me: trying to sleep
    My brain: DID SOMEBODY SAY REAL POWER?

    • @acmaiden5236
      @acmaiden5236 5 лет назад +20

      Same here, except I hear : *WHAT'S UP, BITCHESSSSS*

    • @lollipopgumdrop2536
      @lollipopgumdrop2536 5 лет назад +5

      @@acmaiden5236 There's no way to stop it once it briefly enters your mind

    • @brigs247__8
      @brigs247__8 5 лет назад +26

      *Daaaaaaa you want to mess with me?*

    • @diyah4436
      @diyah4436 5 лет назад +1

      This is me today

    • @cherylvollen8426
      @cherylvollen8426 5 лет назад +4

      It takes *real power* to get some sleep after listening

  • @conspiracy_risk7526
    @conspiracy_risk7526 5 месяцев назад +7

    I love the moment at 2:32. Lenin, Stalin, and Gorbachev are all just standing there pissed at Putin, while Rasputin is kind of head bopping along like "This beat is actually kinda fire ngl."

  • @LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding
    @LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding 3 года назад +4995

    I like how emotional Lenin gets at Stalin for what he did

    • @alessbritish228
      @alessbritish228 3 года назад +42

      u communist

    • @LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding
      @LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding 3 года назад +257

      @@alessbritish228 yeah oui yes

    • @alessbritish228
      @alessbritish228 3 года назад +9

      @@LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding so u hate mcdonalds right

    • @LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding
      @LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding 3 года назад +315

      @@alessbritish228 yeah I’d say their a pretty bad company the production of their food has a horrible effect on the environment and the people involved in it are treated like shit their own direct abuse of their employees selling their products is sadly nothing special Oh and trying to build up cultish brand loyalty in children succcckkkkss

    • @peddyjet
      @peddyjet 3 года назад +149

      @@alessbritish228 Personally I quite like McDonald's, but it really puts you off of eating it when you realize that hundreds were exploited for their labour for your burger and chips. Workers should be able to reap what they sow, and that's why capitalism needs to go, as the bourgeoisie will take all of the capital otherwise.

  • @MJGamerYT-od9gh
    @MJGamerYT-od9gh 3 года назад +10745

    Best ryhmes: Stalin
    Best disses: Lenin
    Winner overall: Gorbachev
    Loser overall: Tsar Nicholas II

  • @MoltenUprisingMK
    @MoltenUprisingMK 3 года назад +5314

    Lenin's ghost coming back to roast Stalin and Rasputin was the best part.

    • @malachitlonborne5071
      @malachitlonborne5071 3 года назад +63

      Lenin was an idiot.

    • @wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635
      @wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635 3 года назад +237

      @@malachitlonborne5071 At least he done something that changed the course of history and fought what he believed in. It's admirable yet sad and frustrating that the way of thinking before is different back then, that there could a better solution but in the past is hasher than it could be that drives people for anything that make their life better but only drive even deeper on to that road.

    • @malachitlonborne5071
      @malachitlonborne5071 3 года назад +119

      @@wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635
      "At least he done something to change the course of history and fought for what he believed in"
      So did Robert E Lee. So did Mao, Hitler, Kaiser, Santa Anna, Osama, I think you get where I'm going with that.
      I don't care somebody for what they believe in. I care about the ideals they believe in.
      Communism is stupid. All forms of Communism is stupid including Democratic socialism.

    • @cowtipper08
      @cowtipper08 3 года назад +20

      @@malachitlonborne5071 well said.

    • @wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635
      @wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635 3 года назад +155

      @@malachitlonborne5071 So you think democracy is not stupid too? All governments have flaws. Look at Cuban Missile Crisis, man. The Socialist said the same thing about democracy which allows bad capitalistic companies to take advantage the people's skills, just like Communist Manifesto which I read which was supported by an company which Karl Marx's friend.
      The only wrong here is that the way PEOPLE implemented it and took advantage it... That is the real cause of the problem like propagandas. And Robert E. Lee, knew he was in the wrong side in the advancing modern society. Slavery was normal thing back then and that's irony of the so-called the land of the free, United States.
      And Socialist and Communism is both different, search it on the wikipedia. There's even like Syndicalism.
      This why admire Fidel Castro and Ho Chi Minh which you forgot to mention who were Marxist-Leninist, fought against America's fear of Communism. And the irony continues, most companies stockholders came from China like Blizzard.
      So before you say stupid, think what you type first and watch Historical Channels like Armchair Historian. Read a history book before coming here in history rap battle.
      Because I'll bitch slap you harder than bitch slap like many others ignorant fools👋

  • @RealmRabbit
    @RealmRabbit 2 месяца назад +7

    One of the best ERB videos to last the test of time from the earlier days (minus the fact that I think they'd do Putin differently)

  • @Eidolon5150
    @Eidolon5150 5 лет назад +2056

    “Anyone who sold you pierogi” “shot”
    Stalin is a straight savage

  • @jimmyz2684
    @jimmyz2684 2 года назад +5793

    Gorbachev: "Shook hands with both Ronalds: Reagan and McDonald's."
    Putin: "DAAA YOU WANT TO MESS WITH ME?"
    *McDonald's leaves Russia*

  • @blainecapano4113
    @blainecapano4113 2 года назад +9902

    "Look into my eyes you perverted witch, see the soul of a man who made Mother Russia his bitch" is one of the most chilling lines in ERB to date

    • @Jablingus
      @Jablingus 2 года назад +672

      I think "You think I give a fuck about my Wife? My own son got locked up in prison and I didn't save his life." is cold AF

    • @KingKalashnikov
      @KingKalashnikov 2 года назад +159

      The way that the horns come in at the end just completely sell the power of the line. So good.

    • @lazarcosmin9682
      @lazarcosmin9682 2 года назад +173

      "Imagine forests of corpses dripping on a buffet, you call that a nightmare i call that a tuesday" takes the crown for the most chilling line

    • @meatypatte7125
      @meatypatte7125 2 года назад +45

      It’s how he says it as well

    • @TheIsland_gaming
      @TheIsland_gaming 2 года назад +8

      theese coments are in every erb video but its true

  • @CJ0611
    @CJ0611 7 месяцев назад +41

    As a person who sold Rasputin pierogies, I can confirm I have been shot

  • @Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong
    @Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong 3 года назад +2391

    It's a hard choice, but I think this is the ultimate ERB. It just amazes me how god damn clever the lyrics are, and the flow is totally seamless. This is such amazing art, and its free for everyone to enjoy!

    • @AkumuNyaaaa
      @AkumuNyaaaa 3 года назад +11

      I like your name lmao

    • @maulanalaser4748
      @maulanalaser4748 3 года назад +4

      Its awe😉

    • @azrulashraf00
      @azrulashraf00 3 года назад +2

      Alexander vs Ivan for me

    • @adumbchicken8022
      @adumbchicken8022 3 года назад +5

      this is up there for me, but i dont think anything tops the time they got mother fucken snoop dogg on the channel lol

    • @malhaar2271
      @malhaar2271 3 года назад +4

      I watched this as kid didn't understand shit and still enjoyed it. Now that I know the history I'm just blown away lol.

  • @seanwang6143
    @seanwang6143 3 года назад +641

    I love that my high school history teacher showed this video during our “Russia in the 21st century” unit. It was definitely one of the coolest moments of my senior year.
    Thank you, mr. Porcelli ❤️

    • @TheRealNobodyButu
      @TheRealNobodyButu 3 года назад +5

      He still pins people, wow.
      I would love to see Abe Lincoln and the current queen of the UK

    • @damianwayne4690
      @damianwayne4690 3 года назад +11

      @@TheRealNobodyButu He did not pin it,he hearted it.

    • @e.sstudios1015
      @e.sstudios1015 3 года назад +5

      Cool, so ERB is still reading some comments?

    • @marcp8953
      @marcp8953 3 года назад +6

      Wow we are at the stage where kids see it in school before they see it themselves

  • @carmi7042
    @carmi7042 Год назад +4180

    2013: "Last man who attacked me lived half life"
    2023: "Last man who attacked me lived half flight"

    • @emrecck
      @emrecck Год назад +82

      That’s why I love Internet 😂😂😂

    • @shannimonet
      @shannimonet Год назад +26

      LMFAO 😂

    • @ejjrnr-n9y
      @ejjrnr-n9y Год назад +13

      NAHHHHH

    • @michiru2hell
      @michiru2hell Год назад +9

      Context?

    • @emrecck
      @emrecck Год назад +72

      @@michiru2hell the helicopter “accident” that the Wagner leader had :) Proznin or smth was his name, Idk

  • @jacksonherdade6398
    @jacksonherdade6398 Месяц назад +4

    Here 8 years after first seeing this, truly the best ERB of all time

  • @octagun9954
    @octagun9954 3 года назад +3836

    "Did somebody say... Birthmarks?" Absolute genius lyrics
    Edit: Thank you for the almost 4k likes ❤

    • @kozz8453
      @kozz8453 3 года назад +5

      55

    • @ShadowXlink1
      @ShadowXlink1 3 года назад +9

      It gets me every time 🤣🤣

    • @vitorbrasilino
      @vitorbrasilino 3 года назад +2

      Um hermano por aqui. Interessante...

    • @vexmythoclass5000
      @vexmythoclass5000 3 года назад +1

      I read your comment right as they said it lol

    • @BinaryRex18
      @BinaryRex18 3 года назад +23

      The Gorbachev part as a whole was next level

  • @pazuzu1
    @pazuzu1 3 года назад +10785

    This video is almost a decade old yet Putin is still president

    • @pazuzu1
      @pazuzu1 3 года назад +449

      @Sassy Tangerine 7 years is almost a decade, yes

    • @Lisztomaniac1022
      @Lisztomaniac1022 3 года назад +104

      Oh shit I'm feeling old

    • @amirmohammadjahromizadeh1753
      @amirmohammadjahromizadeh1753 3 года назад +59

      @@pazuzu1 you have a crooked notion of time

    • @karsaja4693
      @karsaja4693 3 года назад +7

      Frr

    • @pazuzu1
      @pazuzu1 3 года назад +98

      @@amirmohammadjahromizadeh1753 not really, it's not far of off a decade in the long scheme of things

  • @moshikitrain
    @moshikitrain 4 года назад +3231

    Man it kinda sucks that Gorbachevs part is so short. That beat is an absolute banger

    • @waffledoesstuff2145
      @waffledoesstuff2145 4 года назад +340

      Did somebody say birthmarks???
      That line is already gold in it self

    • @janusnightshade9848
      @janusnightshade9848 4 года назад +127

      Well we can always replay it
      1:40

    • @adityaarya1056
      @adityaarya1056 4 года назад +7

      ikr!! i just watched chernobyl now it feels kinda cool watching this

    • @benedictdizon4810
      @benedictdizon4810 4 года назад +11

      I also saw pewdiepie lol

    • @ivanlagrossemoule
      @ivanlagrossemoule 4 года назад +59

      @@User-ts5vl The biggest irony with Russia is the hate for the guys who tried to give Russians a chance at a decent life while praising those that wasted millions of Russian lives.

  • @frejschmitz9200
    @frejschmitz9200 8 месяцев назад +4

    2:25 "I'm a president in my prime my enemies don't distract me."

  • @kathleenhand5071
    @kathleenhand5071 5 лет назад +1847

    me: please let me sleep
    my mind: Did someone say real power???

  • @melonlord7443
    @melonlord7443 2 года назад +5295

    "Yo, I'm the host with the most Glasnost. Assholes made a mess and the war got cold" is still the hardest bar in rap history

    • @ajdominguez1002
      @ajdominguez1002 2 года назад +246

      He tore down that Wall like the Kool-Aid Man (oh yeah)

    • @iamthepole723
      @iamthepole723 2 года назад +85

      Rest in peace

    • @HeadsetHatGuy
      @HeadsetHatGuy 2 года назад

      @@ajdominguez1002 You two need yoga. (Дa!) You need a shower, (Дa!)

    • @janebyrne6463
      @janebyrne6463 2 года назад +1

      I agree. Gorbachev (and. later, Boris Yeltsin) made a better ruler for Russia than Vladimir Putin. Putin singlehandedly turned Russia into a corrupt kleptocracy, extending its influence in Crimea and now Ukraine. Putin was a great admirer of Stalin, it's not hard to see why.

    • @rick5743
      @rick5743 2 года назад +110

      @@ajdominguez1002 He shook hands with both ronalds (reagan and mcdonalds)

  • @Noble7whaaaaaattt
    @Noble7whaaaaaattt 4 года назад +1722

    “Pride of Lenin, took Trotsky out of the picture”
    Does anyone else realise how clever that line is? As well as figuratively taking Trotsky out of the picture by having him assassinated by the KGB, Stalin literally had Trotsky erased from pictures

    • @akivag.horvitch4985
      @akivag.horvitch4985 4 года назад +46

      I can't believe that went over my head until now *face palm*

    • @Noble7whaaaaaattt
      @Noble7whaaaaaattt 4 года назад +8

      Akiva Horvitch
      I only noticed that 3 days ago according to my comment as well lol

    • @akivag.horvitch4985
      @akivag.horvitch4985 4 года назад +8

      @@Noble7whaaaaaattt lol yeah but this has been one of my favorite RUclips clips forever, I'm quite disappointed in myself 😆

    • @himurogemma6032
      @himurogemma6032 4 года назад

      Historical revisionism.

    • @narendrarana3104
      @narendrarana3104 4 года назад +3

      Да

  • @Epicgamer-lm4ut
    @Epicgamer-lm4ut 5 месяцев назад +18

    "if your name end eith "in" time to get out"🗣️🔥

  • @littletexas1882
    @littletexas1882 Год назад +4311

    "Look into my eyes you perverted little witch" the way this man delivered his lines were brutal and cut throat. Even in his eyes. Dude, I'm sorry, but he KILLED IT.

    • @Rezznar
      @Rezznar Год назад +110

      He flamed Rasputin without mercy

    • @ozzylotson632
      @ozzylotson632 Год назад +36

      without little, but okay

    • @Abosi-baby
      @Abosi-baby 11 месяцев назад +10

      Literally

    • @gametech4101
      @gametech4101 9 месяцев назад +43

      I wish Rasputin and Stalin had more verses, they were so brutal against each other

    • @Wkumar07
      @Wkumar07 9 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@gametech4101the whole battle should have been between them.

  • @mcstammer8853
    @mcstammer8853 5 лет назад +3526

    When Satlin's Wife Died, He was quoted as saying "This Creature softened my stone heart. She died and with her my last warm feeling for humanity"

    • @callmeyourdai5y518
      @callmeyourdai5y518 5 лет назад +102

      which one?

    • @AubreyMK
      @AubreyMK 5 лет назад +105

      @@callmeyourdai5y518 The Russian dude

    • @callmeyourdai5y518
      @callmeyourdai5y518 5 лет назад +266

      @@AubreyMK no which one of Stalin's wives
      Because he hated one of them.

    • @AubreyMK
      @AubreyMK 5 лет назад +77

      @@callmeyourdai5y518 oh, can I guess? My guess is the first one

    • @shivambaurai2865
      @shivambaurai2865 5 лет назад +319

      @@AubreyMK Yup, the first one. The second one shot herself because Stalin was abusive.

  • @PLAGUE-KARM
    @PLAGUE-KARM 3 года назад +2009

    I’m still not over how addictive Gorbachev’s part is

    • @Chris_Troxler
      @Chris_Troxler 3 года назад +73

      It's why I keep coming back.

    • @shepardmint933
      @shepardmint933 3 года назад +81

      If your name ends with in, time to get out.

    • @alial-issa6893
      @alial-issa6893 3 года назад +46

      Assholes made a mess and the war got cold

    • @mrnsn444
      @mrnsn444 3 года назад +22

      My ultimate favorite erb verse

    • @JakeDaemen
      @JakeDaemen 3 года назад +26

      He had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, playa!

  • @DerKarpfen-ILikeKarpsSoWhyNot
    @DerKarpfen-ILikeKarpsSoWhyNot 2 дня назад +2

    Kinda funny how im still over here rewatching it a few times per year

  • @porygon4023
    @porygon4023 4 года назад +1688

    The USSR: We are a superpower
    Gorbachev: But we don't have mcdonalds

    • @JayN_101
      @JayN_101 4 года назад +29

      Gorbachev was a western puppet, well sort of

    • @michalsoukup1021
      @michalsoukup1021 4 года назад +65

      @@JayN_101 The system was not working, Gorbachev tried a solution that might have worked twenty years earlier but the only difference between Gorbachev and the hardliners would be that it might take longer for the USSR to collapse.

    • @udaytejsingh3998
      @udaytejsingh3998 4 года назад +4

      For the last time he resigned as the ussr split

    • @lenkagamine4145
      @lenkagamine4145 4 года назад +20

      @@JayN_101 Gorbachev didnt "want" the soviet union to collapse, he attempted a liberalization that failed. Even long after the fall of the soviet union he remained critical of westerners treatment of russia. You could make an argument for him being incompetent for failing to keep the union together but he certainly wasnt a 'puppet'.

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 4 года назад +3

      @@lenkagamine4145 there are two types of puppets: those who know about the puppeteer and those who do not know about him.Maybe the marked one was from second type - this does not change the fact that he unwittingly acted in the interests of foreign goverment who were interested not in liberalization but in the destruction of countries resisting their hegemony

  • @scubajimmer
    @scubajimmer 4 года назад +2292

    "I spit hot borscht when I'm crushing these beats"
    Meaning of rhyme: Borscht is made from beets.

    • @araujo444ines
      @araujo444ines 4 года назад +7

      Can’t like it’s at 69

    • @tyler_789
      @tyler_789 4 года назад +2

      Lol its a soup

    • @maxgolder7147
      @maxgolder7147 4 года назад +1

      It’s actually made from cabbage you ignorant loser

    • @scubajimmer
      @scubajimmer 4 года назад +32

      @@maxgolder7147 Where do u think the red color comes from? Beets are cut up along with cabbage about 50/50. They look and taste similar after cooking. Taditional borscht in Russia, Ukraine is made this way since forever. There are other variations, one with only cabbage, but it is not red. Ignorant? Right back at you.

    • @msmith5080
      @msmith5080 4 года назад +11

      @@maxgolder7147 fuckin roasted m8

  • @dannyb2815
    @dannyb2815 5 лет назад +3268

    *Learning about Cold War in History Class*
    Teacher: Gorbachev was easy to recognise as he had a birthmark on the top of his head.
    Me: Did somebody say birthmarks ?

    • @ashimochi
      @ashimochi 5 лет назад +58

      Same when I had to talk about the g l a s n o s t

    • @bengamerlsyolo6788
      @bengamerlsyolo6788 5 лет назад +56

      YO AM THE HOST WITH THE MOST GLASNOST

    • @wideputin8247
      @wideputin8247 5 лет назад +33

      @@bengamerlsyolo6788 Assholes made a mess and the war got cold

    • @dannox250
      @dannox250 5 лет назад +43

      Shook hands with both Ronalds
      Reagan and McDonald's
      No doubt

    • @wideputin8247
      @wideputin8247 5 лет назад +31

      @@dannox250 if your name ends with 'in' time to get out

  • @GlobalOutcast
    @GlobalOutcast 3 месяца назад +3

    Its really cool to come to back these songs now having a good understanding of history vs when I didnt know a thing when seeing this as a kid