The Lives Of - The Hunters: Definitive Edition

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

Комментарии • 743

  • @GrumpyElite
    @GrumpyElite 6 лет назад +1635

    >Putting a bipedal colony of tentacle like worms in charge of the grunt mating chamber.
    I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

    • @connorc6293
      @connorc6293 6 лет назад +82

      :/ oh no

    • @trash1614
      @trash1614 6 лет назад +47

      *[INSERT LENNY FACE HERE]*

    • @pumaman7072
      @pumaman7072 6 лет назад +52

      Hunter: "No way are we going anywhere near there!"

    • @crypto1223
      @crypto1223 6 лет назад +51

      [Violent, uncontrolled vomiting beginning in 3...2...]

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 6 лет назад +7

      Haha! No! *BANG* *thud*

  • @HaloKnight-jn8nk
    @HaloKnight-jn8nk 6 лет назад +1038

    Robert: "He had a wife and 2 children."
    Prophet of Mercy: "Doesn't sound like my problem."
    Damn, that was savage! LOL!

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 6 лет назад +18

      Halo Knight LIT DAB SAVAGE FAM XD FORTNITE

    • @Azure_fae
      @Azure_fae 6 лет назад +11

      No mercy

    • @sheilaolfieway1885
      @sheilaolfieway1885 6 лет назад +8

      Is that a millennial joke? I only care about things when it's happening to me.

    • @bigboobaaron2196
      @bigboobaaron2196 5 лет назад +3

      You killed a married couple
      They killed a married couple with a kid
      So what?
      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @docilehostile
      @docilehostile 5 лет назад +4

      What made it so funny was that his voice was spot on

  • @ilikemielk852
    @ilikemielk852 6 лет назад +1015

    Was this about the hunters or just spearhead being passive aggressive towards the cost of movie theater concessions

    • @coraitosleep
      @coraitosleep 6 лет назад +103

      Do they need to pay for one ticket, or do they need to pay for every single worm?
      How do they feel about gummy worms?

    • @ninjaxd3471
      @ninjaxd3471 6 лет назад +37

      TinyTale 99 many questions that have to be answered

    • @GooseAtron5000
      @GooseAtron5000 6 лет назад +30

      Do they have to feed each worm or do they have a giant combined stomach

    • @bbarbiter
      @bbarbiter 6 лет назад +17

      Well, I don’t think they would be offended as sour patch kids exist which are humans

    • @ilikemielk852
      @ilikemielk852 6 лет назад +6

      Thel I mean I think they would be more confused about us committing cannibalism

  • @nicolite8477
    @nicolite8477 6 лет назад +250

    *worms eat metal
    Covenant
    *Glass em

    • @andrewzhu5394
      @andrewzhu5394 6 лет назад

      +The not so friendly Russian me

    • @bertrandlyn7430
      @bertrandlyn7430 6 лет назад

      The not so friendly Russian lOlz

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 6 лет назад +5

      Sir they started eating the ships and took control of one and are fighting back.

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 4 года назад

      @@ilo3456 THAT'D BE THE MOST TERRIFYING THING

  • @UberNick
    @UberNick 6 лет назад +336

    Incredible as always

    • @ericthegenius
      @ericthegenius 6 лет назад +1

      ubernick your awesome :D

    • @BA3942
      @BA3942 6 лет назад

      Spearhead > UberNick. Don't @ me.

    • @Sethicalll___
      @Sethicalll___ 6 лет назад +1

      Hey ubernick I was in one of ur vids

    • @The-Master-Chief
      @The-Master-Chief 2 года назад

      How it been going since you sued the life of - series for negligence?

  • @tombraver6449
    @tombraver6449 6 лет назад +396

    "He had a wife and two children."
    "Doesn't sound like my problem."
    Sounds eerily true in today's world.

    • @sheilaolfieway1885
      @sheilaolfieway1885 5 лет назад +25

      Fun Fact Mercy was known for not being merciful, Truth for lieing, and Regret for not being Regretful.

    • @sheilaolfieway1885
      @sheilaolfieway1885 3 года назад +8

      @Vlačko Dear humanity we regret being hypocrits, and we regret coming to earth...

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 2 года назад +1

      Remember when the fbi shot a woman and her 14 y.o. son?

    • @reptile1687
      @reptile1687 8 месяцев назад

      @@sheilaolfieway1885 what exactly is regret supposed ton be regreting?

  • @adnancharif9296
    @adnancharif9296 6 лет назад +419

    7:19 Me trying to purchase anything on this planet.

    • @K01Z0N
      @K01Z0N 6 лет назад +12

      Pilot 11A such tru

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 6 лет назад +7

      Pilot 11A I feel your pain

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 лет назад +8

      Welcome, can i get you anything?

    • @Azure_fae
      @Azure_fae 6 лет назад +8

      On "this" planet?

  • @DootMarine1173
    @DootMarine1173 6 лет назад +225

    The animation at the end was hilarious!

    • @MelonSlayer78
      @MelonSlayer78 5 лет назад

      Anthony Thompson why did you kill Johnson

    • @protoncore7677
      @protoncore7677 5 лет назад

      i dont think he did

    • @protoncore7677
      @protoncore7677 5 лет назад

      @@MelonSlayer78 seeing as johnson survived ALMOST BEING INFECTED BY THE FLOOD im pretty sure a laser shot will matter

  • @NoobPTFO
    @NoobPTFO 6 лет назад +98

    I gotta say, the Prophet of Truth’s voice actor is amazing!

  • @Knalxz
    @Knalxz 6 лет назад +27

    Who remembers that one time a group of grunts couldn't climb up a wall so a hunt picked them all up and leaped 50 feet into the air to get them across?
    Good guy Hunter never leave a brother behind.

  • @zachboyd4749
    @zachboyd4749 6 лет назад +190

    "Hunters are usually dispatched to areas of great importance. Like the grunt mating chambers..."
    Hunter: "Huh?!?"
    "...when the Elites are busy."
    Hunter (Whimpering nervously): "S*%t!!!!"

  • @FordFan01
    @FordFan01 6 лет назад +501

    *How much human currency will ensure this trade*

  • @_Nick_Neatherverse_
    @_Nick_Neatherverse_ 6 лет назад +155

    Like the thumbnail just your average hunter drinking a can of soda with a straw

    • @bribabletick7966
      @bribabletick7966 6 лет назад +4

      Well how else would he drink it?

    • @armintor2826
      @armintor2826 6 лет назад +5

      Wonder which worms drinking it

    • @meltyberryashley
      @meltyberryashley 3 года назад +1

      And they’d eat the can right afterwards since metal is part of their diet.

    • @dinodude6992
      @dinodude6992 3 года назад

      Ah yes... the natural emergency induction port

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 6 лет назад +42

    I love the way the elite is literally called Wort

  • @timcondon5184
    @timcondon5184 6 лет назад +153

    89.99
    7:40
    Yeah that was a reasonable response

    • @ryanzimmerman1594
      @ryanzimmerman1594 6 лет назад +14

      Reasonable response is an understatement I would have blasted the whole theater to ruble for that price

    • @wyattvanthul8893
      @wyattvanthul8893 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah that spartan had it comming

    • @AgentDearestZ
      @AgentDearestZ 6 лет назад +4

      Inflation is a thing

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 6 лет назад +2

      @@ryanzimmerman1594
      I think we figured the reason why people shoot up movie theatres

    • @garrettledford1147
      @garrettledford1147 6 лет назад +6

      boi you overselling it was $89.95, ya filthy saboteur, passing propoganda, making people believe our product is 4 cents overpriced

  • @ghoulcity117
    @ghoulcity117 6 лет назад +163

    Amazing thumbnail

  • @iPlayiOS
    @iPlayiOS 6 лет назад +3

    1:18
    Assembly's skybox (and overly atmosphere) is fucking gorgeous.

  • @MarauderOfTheLake
    @MarauderOfTheLake 6 лет назад +113

    Finally, my favorite race in the Covenant Empire!

    • @gashimov1527
      @gashimov1527 6 лет назад +5

      Another Damn Guardsman not the grunt?

  • @rennoceur
    @rennoceur 6 лет назад +49

    The hunters drop into the fight

  • @theabsoluteworst1720
    @theabsoluteworst1720 6 лет назад +78

    7:37 it says how many semen points in subtitles

  • @rennoceur
    @rennoceur 6 лет назад +135

    Yes blast the cashier yes good he scam

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 6 лет назад +14

      I feel like the cashier was going say "gummy worms" and managed to change it without making a notable pause.

  • @elierickson3640
    @elierickson3640 6 лет назад +43

    I thought this series was done and over with, Spearhead! I don't mind saying that this was a pleasant surprise!

  • @jdmj707
    @jdmj707 4 года назад +4

    This was really good. I really appreciate your production value

  • @darthvader4594
    @darthvader4594 6 лет назад +456

    I'm gonna join you on amino BUT DON'T DARE SEND ANY HUNTER MEMES I SWEAR!!!

    • @ussnautilus1225
      @ussnautilus1225 6 лет назад +8

      You know we have to, now.

    • @skootski7569
      @skootski7569 6 лет назад +4

      Darth Vader here you go boiz
      ruclips.net/video/v9UQR1lE7KY/видео.html

    • @4realm8rusirius
      @4realm8rusirius 6 лет назад +5

      Darth Vader ok one large order of hunter memes anything else?

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 6 лет назад +2

      Darth Vader hmmmmmm *smerks*

    • @trinitywarren4259
      @trinitywarren4259 6 лет назад +3

      You are just begging for it to happen

  • @MonkeysxMoo
    @MonkeysxMoo 6 лет назад +92

    Aw, was hoping for some HW2 Colony stuff, but this was still fantastic. LNG is gonna love the last part.

    • @Raving_Rando
      @Raving_Rando 6 лет назад +1

      Darn it! ...Well that explains that. :(

  • @greendude7650
    @greendude7650 5 лет назад +4

    6:40 "better put these two names on the Spartan or Marine recruitment future roster"

  • @Sofuretu
    @Sofuretu 6 лет назад +23

    *THIS IS SATISFACTORY*

  • @s.sbathtub6702
    @s.sbathtub6702 6 лет назад +70

    Obviously a hate crime

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 6 лет назад +2

      S.S Bathtub hate crime he blew a hole in the marine's chest

  • @DrakleStudios
    @DrakleStudios 6 лет назад +28

    Colony would be proud of you. I'm surprised you did not mention the Goliath form though

  • @Tabby3456
    @Tabby3456 4 года назад +5

    Flood: NOOO, you can't just be immune to my possession ;_;
    Hunter worms: *autotune cockroach*

  • @Mate397
    @Mate397 6 лет назад +10

    That prophet was truly "tolerant"

  • @endymion7585
    @endymion7585 6 лет назад +15

    Halo Dubs?
    Joking nice work!

  • @popefrancis3571
    @popefrancis3571 6 лет назад +2

    2:30 covenant letters say “top secret high chairity archives please somebody kill me”

  • @rierie81139
    @rierie81139 6 лет назад +4

    I love this series because it has a truck load of RvB references. And because it's absolutely hilarious.

  • @theflamingpotato9651
    @theflamingpotato9651 5 лет назад +4

    “tiny”
    *in reality each worm is 1 meter long*

  • @IAurora-kl7ud
    @IAurora-kl7ud 5 лет назад +3

    Ally: THERE ARE SWARMS OF T-34-85'S WE NEED SUPPORT
    Me In My He-51 A-1 : *6:45*

  • @coolpain4263
    @coolpain4263 5 лет назад +7

    *"Congratulations on your demotion."*
    Can we get a RIP in the chat?

  • @dashazmatten481
    @dashazmatten481 6 лет назад +36

    *yeetimus maximus*

  • @djsharky3822
    @djsharky3822 6 лет назад +14

    Even the Hunters know when something is bull-shit. (Looking at you Grunt mating chamber duty and snack bar prices at movie theaters.)

  • @Vr_O
    @Vr_O 6 лет назад +6

    Yay an upload were rarely seeing these now a days

  • @Jakemon123
    @Jakemon123 6 лет назад +37

    So....Giant spaghetti monsters in suits of armor....WHAT COULD GO WRONG

  • @angryzorro6630
    @angryzorro6630 6 лет назад +1

    4:16 hunters are usually dispatched to areas of great importance like the grunt mating camber when the sangheili are busy

  • @ngolobuko4016
    @ngolobuko4016 5 лет назад +2

    5:51 This conversation is just too funny

  • @bradleystonemason8693
    @bradleystonemason8693 6 лет назад +1

    The social commentary is just... Beautiful.

  • @FunkyChicken251
    @FunkyChicken251 3 года назад +1

    Looking back on this gave me so much nostalgia, I used to love this series

  • @DarthRevan-ju1ji
    @DarthRevan-ju1ji 6 лет назад +4

    I dont know what the cashier was expecting, i mean, they're not made out of human currency you know.

  • @jurassicgamer3207
    @jurassicgamer3207 6 лет назад +1

    Hell yeah!!! You're back!

  • @CrusaderTheFirst
    @CrusaderTheFirst 5 лет назад +3

    7:38 Turn on the auto-generated subtitles. I have no words to explain this.

  • @matthewo1o
    @matthewo1o 6 лет назад +7

    Earthworm Jim on steroids.

  • @troll925
    @troll925 6 лет назад

    Note: Prometieans also use hunters, in halo 5 guardians: on Mythical or legend warzones on multiplayer raid on apex 7 at the last round they may spawn in one of the caves, there called Hunters devestators.

  • @Concerned_Custodian
    @Concerned_Custodian 4 года назад +1

    "Today I'm gonna try to befriend a hunter. I uh... Don't think this is a good idea but screw it." - Me, moments before getting blasted point blank by a hunter

  • @KilIimanjar0
    @KilIimanjar0 6 лет назад +4

    7:41 *I CALL SHENANIGANS!*

  • @whenyouwalking
    @whenyouwalking 6 лет назад +141

    *$89.95*

    • @RexWort
      @RexWort 6 лет назад +2

      Hunter's worms:
      "U Cra Cra!!"

    • @SomberYeti
      @SomberYeti 6 лет назад +2

      Maybe it was actually 8.95?

    • @US_of_A
      @US_of_A 5 лет назад +1

      @@CinderBurn04 It is a Plasma Cannon.

    • @itsvairen334
      @itsvairen334 5 лет назад +1

      Famous last words

    • @bbarbiter
      @bbarbiter 4 года назад +1

      @@US_of_A it's a fuel rod cannon

  • @robertnelson9599
    @robertnelson9599 6 лет назад +1

    YEEESSSS, I have missed this series so much!

  • @theshadowforger775
    @theshadowforger775 6 лет назад +1

    When the theatre was mentioned, I had to brace myself because I _knew_ what I was going to see next.

  • @DEEPINTOWORSHIP
    @DEEPINTOWORSHIP 5 лет назад +2

    I need more gold like this in my life

  • @Julianrocker200
    @Julianrocker200 6 лет назад

    Thank you for the hunter meme at the end :)

  • @crocodileboys5672
    @crocodileboys5672 3 года назад +1

    Ahh now this is quality content.

  • @varlak9061
    @varlak9061 3 года назад

    that hunters reaction that fund out what he's guarding

  • @Destroyahzilla430
    @Destroyahzilla430 4 года назад +1

    I just imagine a grunt eating the worms like spaghetti

  • @jackjoiner727
    @jackjoiner727 5 лет назад +1

    Is no one going to talk about how good the Prophet of Mercy impression was?

  • @nine-tailedfox1243
    @nine-tailedfox1243 4 года назад +2

    2:19 the exact moment I realized that the elite was named wort fieri.

  • @andrewgarcia3364
    @andrewgarcia3364 5 лет назад

    Oh my this was actually informative I never knew that they were in the Scarabs but most importantly nice incorporation of humor really made watching the video much more engaging and enjoyable

  • @samurai4663
    @samurai4663 6 лет назад +1

    I lost it at 'Doesnt sound like my problem'

  • @ishankbabies
    @ishankbabies 6 лет назад +1

    I love the thumbnails

  • @raynjohnson9354
    @raynjohnson9354 6 лет назад +5

    “Did he have a husband or wife?”
    “He had a wife and two kids.”
    “Doesn’t sound like my problem.” I cant

  • @derpyFx
    @derpyFx 6 лет назад +1

    7:43 when ur friend tells a bad joke

  • @LocalHeretic-ck1kd
    @LocalHeretic-ck1kd 6 лет назад +10

    4:10 - did he say "the mgalekgolo" or "the mgarlic golo"?

    • @Cybersijn
      @Cybersijn 6 лет назад +1

      Totally garlic. Love that stuff.

  • @WolfofVengeance
    @WolfofVengeance 6 лет назад +2

    Yay you’re back!

  • @nonyabuisness6642
    @nonyabuisness6642 5 лет назад

    I always thought they were just super buff and that's why they had veins and shit just throbbing outside of them, and that they just merged their armor to their bodies from commitment

  • @saturncarrizales-herrera1669
    @saturncarrizales-herrera1669 5 лет назад

    “I’m still lurking around to this day”

  • @HEXEIV
    @HEXEIV 6 лет назад

    Subscribed, not only are you putting good info but you're hilarious

  • @darkboyq266
    @darkboyq266 6 лет назад

    i was soo happy to find this on my birthday. hunters are the best.

  • @somerandomdood3478
    @somerandomdood3478 2 года назад

    “89.95”
    Hunter: “So you have chosen death.”

  • @grandtheftauschwitz6265
    @grandtheftauschwitz6265 6 лет назад

    It’s about time you upload again

  • @sirnerdy8242
    @sirnerdy8242 6 лет назад

    I'm satisfied deeply by this RUclips video.

  • @SirChad771
    @SirChad771 6 лет назад +1

    Halo player since 2001!! Love the Covenant/Banished! You did a great job on this, Teh!!

  • @frankhorrigan8224
    @frankhorrigan8224 3 года назад

    I rediscovered this gem and i am so happy

  • @Grimreaper67778
    @Grimreaper67778 3 года назад

    7:41 can't say I blame you my hulking friend, movie snacks are FRIGGIN EXPENSIVE AROUND HERE

  • @JuliusCaesar2005
    @JuliusCaesar2005 6 лет назад

    I absolutely love these videos, whenever I'm having a bad day I just watch these videos and I laugh at them. So thanks :D

  • @murkrow1360
    @murkrow1360 6 лет назад

    $90 would honestly probably be the normal price for food at the movie theater in the year 2552

  • @Boringspy
    @Boringspy 6 лет назад +8

    The hunters have come to our aid arbiter! They will fight by our side!

  • @Megaproductions302
    @Megaproductions302 5 лет назад

    Love the animation at the end XD

  • @mcglubbinfishworth3370
    @mcglubbinfishworth3370 6 лет назад

    Though the hunters do not possess many natural predators, there is one creature they actively avoid. A Halo 1 pistol.

  • @toxicsamurai2970
    @toxicsamurai2970 6 лет назад

    Almost to 100k!! Great job buddy!!

  • @Bustelo_Bean
    @Bustelo_Bean 5 лет назад

    I love the voiced over little films that are put into these videos😃

  • @khrome7183
    @khrome7183 6 лет назад

    The movie bit got me along with the grunt mating chambers lol

  • @halcyoncaduceus3711
    @halcyoncaduceus3711 6 лет назад

    Your lekolo is evolving!

  • @H20Good4Life
    @H20Good4Life 4 года назад +1

    2:14 Nydus worms Hierarch.

  • @infinityspartan2957
    @infinityspartan2957 4 года назад

    Underrated channel

  • @Raving_Rando
    @Raving_Rando 6 лет назад +4

    I think this is my favorite one so far.
    Didn't mention their Goliath forms. >_>

  • @K01Z0N
    @K01Z0N 6 лет назад +3

    My dog:also has worms

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 6 лет назад

      Mattretrogaming GD you might need to get that checked out

  • @baku2461
    @baku2461 6 лет назад

    *walks to my cat* "lekgolo get the hell out of my cat. and mittens why did you leave yourself so open to attack from these creatures"

  • @rexmagi4606
    @rexmagi4606 8 месяцев назад

    When she asks if you would love her if she was a worm, tell her you guys are hunter bond brothers.

  • @greatmrsupply525
    @greatmrsupply525 4 года назад

    A hunter can get two hunters in a movie theater if it just makes a bond brother in the theater.

  • @The_Alethonym
    @The_Alethonym 6 лет назад

    Great job on the video Dave love it

  • @hazydoom69
    @hazydoom69 6 лет назад

    an entire species of sentient worms who eat alloys...
    SHOVE THEM IN A GIANT SPIDER MECH.

  • @Currumpaw
    @Currumpaw 4 года назад

    To be fair, if someone told me a movie combo meal was about $90, I'd fire a whole into their abdomen with a giant plasma cannon too

  • @aceofcheems7685
    @aceofcheems7685 5 лет назад

    Your empressions are on point