The Lives Of - The Elites: Definitive Edition

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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024

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  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 7 лет назад +629

    RIP Dingus Van Megaton 2017-2017
    'He could not see'

    • @crowthorn23
      @crowthorn23 7 лет назад +8

      XD

    • @thewaffle003
      @thewaffle003 7 лет назад +11

      *MegatonEE. He was part of the pre-schism Covenant.

    • @valynazvalkynaz5375
      @valynazvalkynaz5375 7 лет назад +9

      Ryaquaza 1 At least he didn't die like a private saying no at a shotgun wedding.

    • @tostie3110
      @tostie3110 7 лет назад +10

      I thought he said Megatron, because his head looks like that.

    • @someboiwhogivesadamn
      @someboiwhogivesadamn 7 лет назад

      Ryaquaza 1 at least his profile picture matched his profile name

  • @thelvadam2375
    @thelvadam2375 7 лет назад +515

    The Elite that had his girlfriend killed by the samurai is Fal 'Chavamee.

    • @Seahorsie_
      @Seahorsie_ 7 лет назад +39

      Thel 'Vadam You are an honorable Sangheili. You're also on my top 5 favorite Halo characters.

    • @GamingPro-py8vt
      @GamingPro-py8vt 7 лет назад +27

      Lets see:
      Chief
      Arbiter
      Johnson
      Rtas' Vadum
      Buck?

    • @weeerazer3099
      @weeerazer3099 7 лет назад +6

      Oh hey Arbiter

    • @thelvadam2375
      @thelvadam2375 7 лет назад +4

      Two demons?!

    • @weeerazer3099
      @weeerazer3099 7 лет назад +1

      Im am the real Chief. Spartan 117 is a Hologram.

  • @GrumpyElite
    @GrumpyElite 7 лет назад +845

    3:06 Locke....Never smile again......EVER!

    • @deathtrooperbonzai4931
      @deathtrooperbonzai4931 7 лет назад +32

      that's one fucked up smile Locke has right there...

    • @thepie193
      @thepie193 7 лет назад +16

      Colonel Bonzai Helgen that's the smile he had... under his helmet...while he thought about day raping chief after their..."fight"

    • @thewaffle003
      @thewaffle003 7 лет назад +8

      I could NOT stop laughing!!!!

    • @4realm8rusirius
      @4realm8rusirius 7 лет назад +7

      Unggoy Merchant. wtf

    • @thumblookingguy6771
      @thumblookingguy6771 7 лет назад

      GrumpyElite lmao

  • @RandomLeveledLoot
    @RandomLeveledLoot 7 лет назад +352

    Your lack of empathy for important figures of my specie's history angers and confuses me!

  • @JohnBachofer
    @JohnBachofer 7 лет назад +32

    Act Man did a fantastic job contributing to the voices. I love it.

  • @vantave9946
    @vantave9946 7 лет назад +159

    this is fucking gold, never change spearhead
    Edit: If anyone wants to actually write Sangheili History for Dummies, Id be down with that.

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 3 года назад +2

      I'd Like and Subscribe

  • @tomwilson1487
    @tomwilson1487 7 лет назад +236

    YES!!! A NORTHERN IRISH MAN IN A MACHINIMA!!! LOVE YOU NICK!! ❤❤❤❤

  • @chipsdubbo4861
    @chipsdubbo4861 7 лет назад +377

    That not so subtle Halo Legends reference though.

  • @Megaproductions302
    @Megaproductions302 7 лет назад +98

    Well this was definitely a good update to the lives of the Elites and is also very hilarious. Though I do miss guard duty of the grunt mating chambers XD

  • @babydragon1096
    @babydragon1096 7 лет назад +180

    I need to make "Dingus van Megatron" my xbox live username

  • @ROYSTAGE
    @ROYSTAGE 7 лет назад +167

    Thumbs up to everyone who helped to make this video!

  • @Cybersijn
    @Cybersijn 7 лет назад +33

    Nicely done Mr. Spearhead! Can never tell how these productions will end up after the editing process, made me smile hearing my off script "Naughty, naughty."

  • @joshuapurdy7065
    @joshuapurdy7065 7 лет назад +64

    Omg spartan Ron is that bird from lemme smash omg lol

  • @UltimateHalo117
    @UltimateHalo117 7 лет назад +381

    TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH

    • @st.doojan
      @st.doojan 7 лет назад +2

      Wassup Wangtime!

    • @lmaoxdgoem6933
      @lmaoxdgoem6933 7 лет назад +8

      Wangtime noooooooo not a halo 5 quote

    • @elijahwatson3474
      @elijahwatson3474 7 лет назад

      beanboozle'd That was said by Cortana in the first Halo game. Cortana was by made by Halsey hence the wordplay

    • @tostie3110
      @tostie3110 7 лет назад

      beanboozle'd I instantly raged when I heard that at the end of the campaign.

    • @deltahalo241
      @deltahalo241 7 лет назад +2

      What is the purpose of the Defender Armours Hitler Moustache?

  • @UberNick
    @UberNick 7 лет назад +326

    :D

    • @ThatGuy-sw6tr
      @ThatGuy-sw6tr 7 лет назад +1

      UberNick It's the god himself!!!!

    • @silentgamer3419
      @silentgamer3419 7 лет назад +3

      UberNick You always lose weapons in the battlefield nick :-P

    • @waterh2o299
      @waterh2o299 7 лет назад +1

      omg I wasn't expecting you in this!!

    • @astrum097
      @astrum097 7 лет назад +1

      I'M SUBCRIBED TO YOU! I WATCH ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS!

    • @silentgamer3419
      @silentgamer3419 7 лет назад

      jack duval earth? My senpai? Is that you?! :3

  • @spartanwar1185
    @spartanwar1185 7 лет назад +21

    2:27
    Best
    Moment
    Of The entire video
    WE NEED THIS GRUNT TO TELL US HISTORY!

  • @alientitimilk9073
    @alientitimilk9073 7 лет назад +11

    It just happens that this evil invader from space is .... honorable!

  • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
    @Vikingr4Jesus5919 3 года назад +2

    "Awargaaaargh I can't seeeeee!! Aaargahaaaaaaarhhhh."
    He did not look death in the face. Dishonourable!

  • @Jack-io5xi
    @Jack-io5xi 7 лет назад +47

    X T R ' A T H I C C

    • @Nolongerhereanymore
      @Nolongerhereanymore 4 года назад

      4:58 they need to be Funken RET CON Bra!!!
      THOSE DERTY PORN HUB PEOPLE CAN GET OVER IT!!!
      AND TWO THAT SITE NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN ITS POISONING EVER ONE!

  • @dapperbanana5088
    @dapperbanana5088 7 лет назад +11

    I loved when the old elites were being interviewed.

  • @daklr2501
    @daklr2501 7 лет назад +21

    2:26 nice reference to halo legends

  • @Darknimbus3
    @Darknimbus3 7 лет назад +16

    "Dingus von Megatron"
    I died XD

  • @grugames7931
    @grugames7931 7 лет назад +40

    Life of Spartan Ron?

    • @CinderBurn04
      @CinderBurn04 6 лет назад +2

      You can already see it here's a link ruclips.net/video/-TcLxlkc2pA/видео.html

  • @justicetaylor2695
    @justicetaylor2695 6 лет назад +3

    The grunt Elite exchange about the arbiter is hilarious!

  • @alexanderdelgado3828
    @alexanderdelgado3828 7 лет назад +15

    Daddy you came back finally 😭🙏🏼

  • @sportsrook8282
    @sportsrook8282 7 лет назад +18

    Beautiful.

  • @REIVAXMEELAS
    @REIVAXMEELAS 4 года назад +2

    Locke smiling should be on r/cursedimages

  • @obi-wankenobi592
    @obi-wankenobi592 7 лет назад +2

    Shit man I just found this in my recommended videos and it brings back so many memories. Like playing halo with friends as a kid. I used to watch you're videos when i was young haha

  • @ranxi2034
    @ranxi2034 5 лет назад +5

    So basically elites are just alien weebs?
    And also the names you came up with are really creative

  • @unclebaza3313
    @unclebaza3313 7 лет назад +7

    2:27 that Grant is talking about halo Legends

  • @filgertommy7041
    @filgertommy7041 7 лет назад +9

    5:31 CHUBAKA IS THAT U?!

  • @odenh6471
    @odenh6471 5 лет назад +2

    Don't you just hate it when your Designated Marksman's Rifle gets lost? I do.

  • @skyfishgaming69
    @skyfishgaming69 7 лет назад +3

    1:48 honorable, like the collaboration with ubernick

  • @seoul08
    @seoul08 7 лет назад +7

    Dingus Van Megatron for president

  • @Samcharleston24
    @Samcharleston24 7 лет назад +1

    I'm so happy your back man! I love these

  • @m3tr0id86
    @m3tr0id86 6 лет назад

    3:06 Is that Agent Terry Cruz? No wonder he cracked Master visor, because that punch had some *POOOWERRRRR!!!!!*

  • @PackHunter117
    @PackHunter117 7 лет назад +46

    Fun fact the Storm Elites along with the Storm Jackals and Storm Grunts were used as Shock Troopers during the Human-Covenant War. To in a way their looks actually reflect their nature on the battlefield. The Covenant didn't use the Storm Elites, Grunts, and Jackals much though they left that type of combat mostly up to the Brutes. Hence why they were almost never seen during the great war. Also the Halo 4 and 5 Zealot Elites get their color from the artifact hunter Zealots like the ones from Reach that went after Forerunner artifacts exclusively and their armor comes from a Elite colony called Hesduros which is also where the new Ghost, Banshee, Wraith, and I think Spirit dropship come from. And Jul 'Mdamas Covenant faction started on Hesduros.

    • @alphatrex612
      @alphatrex612 7 лет назад +18

      Can people just accept the fact that the designers just change the look of things because of game play reasons? Now a days everything that is changed is considered canon, It is just an excuse for companies so people won't yell at them. Example, Halo 4 and 5 made the covenant generic bad guy monster aliens, Why? So we have a good reason to shoot them, Same with reach, The elites were made more thuggish and lost their pupils, so we do not identify with them that much. We see them more as animals instead of actual intelligent creatures. If you are shooting something that speaks your language, has eyes with pupils that we can see where their looking and can look back at you, you don't want to kill it as much. This is called the uncanny valley affect. Link: (wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley) This is what movie directors and game developers do so we sympathy with the aliens that they want us to like, and see which ones we are suppose to see as the enemy.

    • @RandemFellow
      @RandemFellow 7 лет назад +4

      I can so easily turn that entire essay into a dis against CE.

    • @justarandomperson3700
      @justarandomperson3700 7 лет назад +2

      alphatrex612 nope. Because both grunt and pelican
      models are used in hw2.

    • @alphatrex612
      @alphatrex612 7 лет назад

      just a random person, both elite models are used in halo wars 2 as well,The honor guard is the H4/H5 elite. What is your point exactly? They did that so they can please both fans of the design, Because everyone was pissed at the drastic change, hell they change the grunts between H4 and H5, seriously look at them they look different.

    • @elmobarrethawk3566
      @elmobarrethawk3566 7 лет назад +1

      @just a random person
      hw2 is a step in the right direction that 343 made after realizing people hated the new art style

  • @pilchard7199
    @pilchard7199 4 года назад +2

    ACH ‘TMUN The act man, how didn’t I here or notice that

  • @mikemeyer5973
    @mikemeyer5973 5 лет назад +2

    The elite with glasses reminds me of Steven Colbert

  • @adriancastaneda786
    @adriancastaneda786 3 года назад +2

    I am barely realizing Act Man was in this

  • @Lume-sd3rw
    @Lume-sd3rw 4 года назад +1

    I like the idea that the Halo games are all war documentaries

  • @TobiTheArbiter
    @TobiTheArbiter 7 лет назад +21

    3:39 xtr athicc I get it
    Extra thicc.....

    • @Nolongerhereanymore
      @Nolongerhereanymore 4 года назад

      They need to be retconned
      Because they're ugly
      those p***hub people can get over it

  • @jakesutton4603
    @jakesutton4603 7 лет назад +2

    Dingus VanMegatron...
    Best name ever

  • @poke548
    @poke548 7 лет назад +1

    "I think the news is great. Gives us more stuff to kill" - Spartan Ron, True American Hero.

  • @RDJ9942
    @RDJ9942 7 лет назад +2

    That jab at the new art models tho.
    I agree completely.

  • @KiroKnife
    @KiroKnife 7 лет назад

    Welcome back, lad! Glad you're here!

  • @Earadon
    @Earadon 7 лет назад +9

    I prefer a blend of the halo reach elite armor designs with the halos 2 and 3 designs, the idea of sangheili sub species also sounds like a cool way to have both elite designs (halo 2 anniversary along with halo 4-5) to exist side by side, something akin to the jackles and their subspecies~

    • @akush42069
      @akush42069 7 лет назад

      Earadon but4 and 5 elites are ugly and stupid

    • @odstarmor557
      @odstarmor557 6 лет назад +1

      Adam Reyna nice arguement

    • @obiwaankenobi4460
      @obiwaankenobi4460 5 лет назад +1

      But why is Arbiter a new Elite now? Makes no sense.

  • @aryanbasumata9444
    @aryanbasumata9444 5 лет назад +1

    "i think the news is great,gives us more stuff to kill"

  • @fattlebieldproductions3198
    @fattlebieldproductions3198 7 лет назад +4

    Spartan ron sounds like he's gonna ask Becky to smash at any moment

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 6 лет назад

    343's helmet design in a nutshell.
    "Hruaaogh I CAN'T SEE!" *Falls off cliff*

  • @ReflexHalo
    @ReflexHalo 7 лет назад +1

    2nd best series in Halo. Love what you're doing Spearhead. Keep it up.

  • @lupinbupin
    @lupinbupin 7 лет назад +6

    Hey David how are you alive you must be over 500 years old

  • @liamriedmuller
    @liamriedmuller 7 лет назад

    the orange Spartan is UberNick!

  • @bungiesblueflames
    @bungiesblueflames 7 лет назад +1

    Liked before watching because I know that this will good content, as usual :)

  • @MidGitCloWn98989
    @MidGitCloWn98989 7 лет назад

    I unfortunately have to admit when i cough 10 times or more the way I breath sounds like an elite

  • @malikross6152
    @malikross6152 5 лет назад

    Did he just say elites are less cunning that brutes...

  • @DangerTeenager
    @DangerTeenager 7 лет назад

    Why did I never hear about this channel? Subbed

  • @C4House_
    @C4House_ 7 лет назад +11

    Was that..PLAYABLE..ELITES!? Please someone tell me!!!!

  • @stardancer7478
    @stardancer7478 7 лет назад

    Ubernick AND the lemme smash voice? bravo

  • @NorthstarEvil
    @NorthstarEvil 7 лет назад

    I like the fact that you put in UberNick.

  • @Rythaze
    @Rythaze 7 лет назад

    How did I miss the in my feed?? This was fantastic.

  • @knightshadestudios1550
    @knightshadestudios1550 6 лет назад

    "I think the news is great. Gives us more stuff to kill."

  • @huh-wuh
    @huh-wuh 7 лет назад

    Haven't watched this channel in so damn long. Been here since his channel was only 1 year old and suddenly this pops up in my recommended list.

  • @tiredboi9639
    @tiredboi9639 5 лет назад +2

    But Ron, it also gives you more opportunities to “smash” as you say

  • @thiccdaddy9535
    @thiccdaddy9535 7 лет назад

    Spartan Ron? Xtra'thicc? Damn, they really enjoyed this...

  • @The_Guy_Who_asked...
    @The_Guy_Who_asked... 7 лет назад +7

    UURRRAAGHHH CANT SEE AAAHHHHH!!!

  • @alanhiding1471
    @alanhiding1471 7 лет назад +6

    rip ubernick

  • @BA3942
    @BA3942 7 лет назад

    I hope you do more because I love this series.

  • @murkrow1360
    @murkrow1360 7 лет назад

    I like how you just combined the names of 'Fal Chavamee' and 'Ripa Moramee'

  • @andrewotaku1679
    @andrewotaku1679 7 лет назад

    3:05 - "Don't mind us, just putting a lampshade on this."

  • @gericho6071
    @gericho6071 6 лет назад +1

    Dingus Von Megatron

  • @christophersalinas2722
    @christophersalinas2722 6 лет назад

    “Split Lip”Is From Cairo Station Halo 2

  • @kappsa5365
    @kappsa5365 7 лет назад +5

    ITS NICK

  • @ray-0249
    @ray-0249 5 лет назад

    They can connect their mandibles to form a normal face/ mouth they just extend them in battle/when on duty to look intimidating or menacing to anything they’re fighting. Like how animals usually puff up their fur to look bigger than they are.

    • @Daveonimus
      @Daveonimus 3 года назад

      Yes.
      If you're not a mouthbreathing Nu-Elite that is, who's mandibles are too high up on their heads to close properly, hence the new nickname
      Of Ugos.

  • @SigmaProps
    @SigmaProps 7 лет назад

    I'm so happy that this still happens.

  • @loiuytf
    @loiuytf 7 лет назад +8

    Ach "Tmun at 3:54... has anyone else noticed that he looks like a pug???

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 6 лет назад

      Oh yeah I see it now

  • @OptimalDiffusion
    @OptimalDiffusion 3 года назад +3

    Wort wort wort

  • @whiskeyonmyach6220
    @whiskeyonmyach6220 7 лет назад +2

    That halo legends reference tho. I'm actually on that part rn, watching my second or third rewatch, idk.

  • @miguelrebelo41
    @miguelrebelo41 7 лет назад

    That music at the end of the video brings back the memories of reach

  • @NobleSlip
    @NobleSlip 7 лет назад +18

    Naughty naughty

    • @TheCitedAviator
      @TheCitedAviator 7 лет назад +1

      Noble_Slip good Samaritan

    • @deannorth3881
      @deannorth3881 7 лет назад

      Noble_Slip reminds me of courage the cowardly dog

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 7 лет назад +1

      keep reach clean, kill birds.

  • @AnonymousYouzer
    @AnonymousYouzer 6 лет назад

    The names of the Elites got me, classic!

  • @haibatanful
    @haibatanful 4 года назад +3

    I seem to feel more and more bad for the elites somehow

  • @filthydaemonspawn1206
    @filthydaemonspawn1206 7 лет назад

    Haha, love to the bash toward the 343i art style at the end there!
    Liked!

  • @johnellison22
    @johnellison22 7 лет назад

    I half expected Spartan Ron to say, it gives us more things to kill, and smash

  • @ItzCrizz23
    @ItzCrizz23 7 лет назад +1

    yay he uploaded a new one

  • @TheCopyNinja733
    @TheCopyNinja733 7 лет назад +2

    4:33
    Ron has a new suit to convince Becky to let him smash.

  • @DingyDanimal
    @DingyDanimal 7 лет назад

    wasn't expecting nick here.thats awesome

  • @zacimusprime4865
    @zacimusprime4865 6 лет назад +1

    I like the elites talking to you in this new one👍🏻

  • @joshuapurdy7065
    @joshuapurdy7065 7 лет назад +7

    Omg ur back :D

  • @silentgamer3419
    @silentgamer3419 7 лет назад +47

    lol UberNick is always losing weapons :-P

    • @TheCitedAviator
      @TheCitedAviator 7 лет назад +7

      Slient Gamer rip prophets bane

    • @silentgamer3419
      @silentgamer3419 7 лет назад +4

      TheCitedAviator *Sad Music plays in the background*

    • @ryano2763
      @ryano2763 7 лет назад

      TheCitedAviator *prophet's baen

    • @TheCitedAviator
      @TheCitedAviator 7 лет назад +1

      sploody im gonna guess that was a poorly planned joke

    • @doggomastermobile
      @doggomastermobile 6 лет назад

      Dude im a dank meme soo why not me XD

  • @tunnelratsrule2770
    @tunnelratsrule2770 7 лет назад +6

    Elites are badass though

  • @TheCopyNinja733
    @TheCopyNinja733 7 лет назад

    Pause at 4:34.
    This is a human version of Ron.
    Read his "bio," too.

  • @almicc
    @almicc 7 лет назад

    Elites used to have mouths just like us, except their lips are split (hence the name "split lip".) There is a "short" animation that shows a little about the arbiters of old, and all elites spoke with their main mouths (top and bottom lips, keeping their "side" jaws together) They normally communicate with only the main jaws, and roar/bite with their full jaws. I don't know why 343 decided to make every elite hang their mouths wide open, and make their jaws sideways instead of vertical with the "split" lips.

  • @titanmedia3468
    @titanmedia3468 7 лет назад +6

    Damn this was way too funny XD

  • @THEREALMRHALO
    @THEREALMRHALO 7 лет назад

    Glad to see more videos from you

  • @matthewo1o
    @matthewo1o 7 лет назад +6

    2:28 Was that a reference to something?

  • @efmytc
    @efmytc 7 лет назад

    Wow...Halo legends reference...best anime by far

  • @owlstagawn1106
    @owlstagawn1106 7 лет назад

    The Halo Legends reference was nice and hilarious. I also can't believe the Elite's names are Nostalgia, Extra Thicc, Act Man (reference to the channel: The Act Man) and whatever that last name was.

  • @Reyma777
    @Reyma777 7 лет назад

    The new elites aren't a subspecies, they just look like Jul'Mdama, who is the base model for the elites in Halo 4/5. While elites in Halo 2-3, use the Arbiter for a base model.