The Lives Of - The Marines
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- Опубликовано: 19 июл 2017
- David Attenborough returns to narrate the lives of the Marines.
Kyle Labriola:
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Guest Starring:
UberNick: / ubernickyt
Special Thanks To:
WyvernZu: / wyvernzu
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DISCLAIMER:
This video was created using assets from the Halo franchise by the Microsoft Corporation, it is not endorsed by or affiliated with Microsoft. 
Развлечения
Marine is given a full-auto 60 round Assault Rifle that is devastating at close range.
Fires bursts of 3 shots from downtown.
I enjoy watching your reviews of Halo games. You've given me an entirely new view on each game. Thank you. I hope you have a good day.
Damn your here lol
Training must be ass
…, yep. Pretty much.
man seeing a yt giants random 5 year old comment is so special, like those pyrocynical comments on a few GTA soundtracks
A) Throw Grenade at Covenant
B) Throw Grenade at Teammates
C) Throw Grenade at Nearest Wall
D) Pull the Pin and Place the Grenade back into your Pocket
E) All of the Above (Except A)
All Marines chose E
D)
Bonus option
Through the grenade at the enemy you just went to melee killing you both
D)
Or my favorite
Get near anyone
Pull the pin
Beat the shit out of them with the grenade
My favorite is
F: Throw the grenade at the covenant only for it to bounce off of them and blow up something it isn't suppose to.
500 years in the future... uses sticks and a rock...and they had to share the rock.
Dew it You know Johnson was joking because he was in his 60's and saw the marines who was basically kids to him get all the new stuff
Elijah Watson yea but still...
Elijah Watson i dont think johnsons that old
tyler caelian He was augmented
yea johnson is a spartan 1 aka. the orion project.
"Behind that BA armor set, they're still clumsy marines"
*Blows up the space elevator*
Mickey!
This means we're screwed right?
For gods sake!
"Micky!"
I just saw this comment as soon as he says this line
This part gave me a good chuckle
**Blows up space elevator instead of ONI base**
MICKEY!
This means we're screwed right?
For gods sake!
@Ainsley Holmes damn, two people liked
When did Spearhead get so canonically accurate?
Yesteryear when he had to share his rock
Donsmacker1 Well, his Spartan video isnt canonically accurate.
well theres always google...
there's clearly 32 rounds in that rifle
Teh Spearhead Lol :D
The frag grenade part gave me a good chuckle
Prorogon - Lord of the Jags yes, marines seem to like to throw grenades at their fellow allies after all the covenant in the area are dead
(Marine shakes his head yes)
Man:I don't understand your answer or how you made that sound
Prorogon - Lord of the Jags I was expecting something along the lines of, ya know, they can't drive.
Lol believe it or not but I've seen a marine throw a grenade at his feet when an elite stood right next to him and let it happen. I was so confused XD that elite WANTED to die!
Happened to me, i was playing cairo station, cleared the second hangar and i was meleeing this elite, killed him, and captain dumbshit decides to toss a nade at my feet once the elite was dead and my shields were down
You forgot that when you give them snipers they become your best friend
Retardis Driver I got sniped in the face by a marine because I was standing next to a brute.
OOF
Wait thy irony
A large amount of marines died because of not having enough supplies....magazine is full
EDIT: Multiple Magazines!
I was thinking the same thing
Teh Spearhead Was it ironic?
Prussia Ball they mean sufficient ammo that could actually kill the covenant forces such as shredder rounds.
Teh Spearhead I noticed figured it was a joke
Teh Spearhead lol, I thought you put that there for everyone to notice and add comical irony to the statement😂
It's about time me and my fellow marines are recognised
was looking for an account like this.
Chips Dubbo?
just go in front of the the spartains they need protection
Hey you idiot you blew up to space elevator
Halo 3 Marine you ran me over again and accidentally shot me in the face with a sniper rifle instead of the brute next to me.
"MICKY!"
"This means we're screwed, right?"
"For God sake"...
I was in tears...
@PRICE6870 He blew up the Space elevator rather than the ONI building... that's the joke
shit's the best part.
Oh Dutch was my favorite in ODST lol
Chrisey James i haven't played odst so is that what actually happened?
Linas Pavlov No.
God dammit, Jenkins...
Unggoy Merchant. Probably
The Vengeful 'Vadam
Ohh Hi dude ^^
Unggoy Merchant., we don't know what they do to those that are immune to complete infection. I also have reason to believe Japanese "books" were on the Pillar of Autumn, so short answer: yes.
The Vengeful 'Vadam you called me? XD
Darn it Jenkins! I told him not to eat the popcorn! He never listens...
"Just another day in the core". Marine 2552
Its actually Corps. Like the Marine Corps. Silent S.
Jason You must be new here. Welcome to RUclips, where everyone speaks their mind (good and or bad... You grammar nazi bitch) and misspell all da dam time!
Marko Polo *Corps
Well maybe I spelt corps wrong just to mess with all those grammar nazis cause yolo :)
colebowlin68 thanks XD
Edgier than a sonic OC! What monstrosity is this!
Ramzi Productions I agree
I reckon ColdSteel the Hedgehog is the best variant of all
Steve 2511-2540 died by a camping sniper.
Bob 2503-2550 killed 1,000 covenant troops, died by choking on an orange.
I'm loving that orange helmet at 2:37 hahaha, Great video as usual. You are my favourite Halo channel to watch :)
HEY
UberNick Whoop Whoop!
UberNick Hey!
UberNick HEY
Nick I love you and your channel so much, your cameos here make it so much better. Fucking beautiful
i prefer ODST's over spartans. only after viewing this video does it make me think they're "edgy"
Same, especially because in Halo 3 ODST where you're finally un-augmented soldier the game is harder. But the harder something is the more fun it has to offer to those who buy. :)
@@mo3xe436 the game was harder? I managed to forget I played on heroic because I assumed that difficulty would fir for ODSTs on normal.
Sku11bro Pat yeah, there is personality in the ODST troopers, not just this 7 foot tall dude that shoots stuff and blows up a giant ring world, you’re a marine with half the abilities as a spartan lol
@@loosekannon7462 Half the abilities but 100% testosterone
fuck off lol yes
Me: who is smarter?, The man or the mouse?
Random person: I don't know
Me: me neither
Heliane Diaz XD
Heliane Diaz
god why does the question have to be hard? xd
Heliane Diaz mouse: bow to me peasants! Bring me my string cheese!
Heliane Diaz
I don't get it.
@Kermit He basically admitted he wasn't sure if a human was smarter than a mouse, and therefore, OP wasn't sure if the man he asked this question to was smart, as the most logical response would be that a man would be smarter than a mouse.
Halo Marines = Crayon Eaters
Alternate name: "The Lives of The Crayon Eaters"
Epsilon Il what is a crayon eater
Super late here. But I was hoping I'd find a comment like this.
Marines are the Ralph wiggums of the Halo universe you turn around for 2 seconds to then catch them eating glue and crayons
Hey what happened to the fact that the literally can't drive
overlooked by the fact that they can't shoot outside of a warthog turret.
The cameraman for that footage got run over, and the camera along with him :/
Did I mention that he was three miles away on top of a mountain?
SirMan McDude oh that explains a lot
Sierra 656 After Reach, Kat has kinda reserved the "bad driver" title.
I stopped letting them drive after one drove me off a cliff in Halo 2, legendary difficulty, half way through the level. There weren't even enemies and the turn wasn't sharp, he just fucking forgot how to use a steering wheel.
I would rather this than Australian documentaries on the History Channel.
Zthulu If only the history channel had documentarys, now it's just American Pickers
Bradamir Puddin wait history channel isn't just ALIENS!!!! all the time anymore?
SSpider41 no, they have moves to more reality shows and away from documentarys. National geographic is the channel to go to
Bradamir Puddin hmm interesting. I miss the WWII documentaries and well the military channel isn't the same anymore either.
Fun fact: ODSTs actually do have some augmentations. They're nothing near what the Spartans got. ODST augmentations reinforce their bodies so that they can survive the orbital drop part of their name. They are also able to survive longer without food and water than unaugmented humans. (I know this video isn't meant to be canon, I just wanted to share this).
What????
When did this come in to canon?
Mega Guy43 They're mentioned somewhere in either New Blood or the Kilo-Five Trilogy. I can't remember exactly where though.
That was never mentioned. It's always been stated that ODSTs are unaugmented. In fact, that's one of the reasons why some of them view themselves as "real" soldiers, unlike Spartans. This is especially evident in Halo: The Flood.
Ruben Castro well they do get stuff to make their blood clot more to stop bleeding in field
Yeah I read Kilo-five and that's not in there anywhere. Most have basic implants but so do many of the regular marines, implants are pretty common. Other than that ODST'S are just crazy/badass marines.
*”Alright, you have a grenade, what do you do with it?”*
Marine: *”Yes.”*
lol Sargent Jonson sad that...we have 2 stick! And we share the rock!!!!!!
Marine:"so only the rock is the best,right?
I'll never forget those moments in Halo 2 and three when a marine fires 2-4 rockets before the reload animation kicks in... Good times.
Is this really canon?
Nah probs not
WyvernZu it's actually cannon*.
but it is entertaining
WyvernZu XD
WyvernZu you came here thinking this was going to be canon😂😂😂
*explosion*
MICKEY!
this means where screwed right?
FOR GODS SAKE!
I don't know what was better: the grenade test or the ending
Alien Weapon Kickback can be a right bitch... Great vid as always, my dude!
Infinite Light
Plasma weapons have very little kickback, less than human weapons.
Say that to the marine that was in the ocean
Knight-Sgt. Reyes the fuel rod launches fuel rods not light
Knight-Sgt. Reyes I was referencing what was said in the video as I helped out with that part.
Infinite Light Scientist: Oh, be careful of the kickback....
Marine: Wait, WWWHWHHHHHHAAATTTT!!!!
Even in the year 2552 they're still on some Crayons and Glue.
killed by lack of ammo,had full clip
YAY! I requested this video back in 2015 glad to see it's here!
Omg i remember your comment!
As a marine cosplaying as? Strawberry shortcake?
Rockruff The Trolldog #PGN looked a bit more like MegaMan to me but maybe the future version of Strawberry Shortcake dolls looks like that 😂😂
Looks like the red ranger.
"I don't quite understand your answer or how you made that sound."
'Cosplaying a Strawberry Shorrcake?'
That made me laugh so hard
'Badass armour'
I'm glad you are making these videos again, I really enjoy them
It's 4 am, and I watch this shit...
aylamaiia I get up at 4am every morning.
No, halo up to 4 and rpg's.
I lost it at 1:30 😂😂😂😂
One of the few remaining good Halo channels on RUclips. Been following this series for a long time. Love it as always.
Wow I didn't think you would put this up! Extremely nice work. Glad to see you alive again. We needed you. Very few original RUclipsrs left
and they had to share the rock!
The grenade on the ground is so true cause I've seen marines kill themselves with their own fucking 'nade... and they say they are trained for combat... and this is what you call combat!?!?
Alak Lazarus the worst part is the ones with you are mainly special operations marines and I can't imagine how stupid the standard Marines are.
Alak Lazarus this many years into war, I'm surprised they even know how to shoot after most likely being rushed through training... In 7 days or less...
thank you. i really needed the comedy in my day
Your consistency is amazing!
The Lives Of - The ODST
Killed due to the lack of ammunition at 1:51 but gun shows 32 in a magazine?
Tiffany Kurzberg that's just paint
Awesome as always :)
this is my favorite halo-themed youtube channel. the lore might as well be SORTA true but is hilarious xD
As a United States Marine I approve this Message. Oorah!
Sonny Crockett thanks for your service
I dont believe anyone asked
@@grizzly3-212 boot move
@@KookieKatKid were all boots to someone in this big game tom fuckery🤟🏼
@@KookieKatKid years?
finish halo dubz pls!! great episode btw I love the refrence
The fact that you still make these gives me hope for Halo's future.
This is awesome!! You guys animated a little bit👍👌😁
Best, Johnson, reference, EVER
The life of the UberNick
Can't believe after these years,you're still going! YOU'RE AWSOME! :D
ive been waiting for this
AND THEY SHARED THE ROCK!!!
Haha only 343 makes strawberry shortcake armor
Love this channel...
Love the videos.
I'll say one thing... you have definitely gotten better in making the visuals.
and you could have said that in a theoretical sense, the ODSTs are spartan wannabes.
Who gets the Red Vs. Blue joke?
Dude I bloody love these man
Haha another lovely video as usual
The lives of the marines- Gung ho edition
I cant believe how good they are in halo 2, started playing for the first time a few days ago. In every other halo game ive played they usually die in about 3 seconds without even taking down a grunt. But H2 marines are out here taking down elites 😂 Was fighting 2 elites and i ducked behind cover. by the time my shields recovered they were both dead. So shout out to H2 Marines those guys are incredible
awesome vid man. plz make more
You're so amazing! Man,your voice intrigues me! ;D
Aahahahahah xD I loved the ending! Hillarious af xD
I want a halo reach 2 where you get to play as an elite in the covenant.
Yeah
Josh W I know. they could just put it back in that time. Kinda like a remaster with a taste of 343.
Harvest was the first battle between Humanity and the Covenant.
Dinkle McStompWaffle the first battle of Harvest. Halo Wars shows part if the second battle
Playing as an elite is too much like playing as a spartan which has been shown very well in multiplayer game types. Only if you could play as a normal marine with the Halo:Reach ranking system and unlock some sweet armor along the way that'd be nice with the option to design your characters face and body.
Im so happy you are still here
I love this series !
The Lives Of - Teh Spearhead
i lost all composure at the sonic the hedgehog fanfic joke
This is gold
this is ... GLORIOUS . A SUBSCRIPTION FOR YOU MY GOOD MAN !
LIVES OF THE ODSTS
Are the Marines who we think they are?
This refined version of the vids are just...refined.
Oh man did I miss this!
I wonder what actual Marines think about the Halo Marines.
Helljumpers next? (ODST)
Cool Kid B 0909 he covered it in the end
"they forgot to account for alien kickback" that's what got me
Keep up the good work
Spear: The DAREing odsts....
I get the pun
I don't..
Marines remind me of grunts
Optimus Prime Autobots leader male cybertronian ikr
Holy sheit this is a great video
About damn time.
Video: Many marines were kill due to lack of ammunition
Me: but the assault rifle says "32" on it..
Single Pringle that's paint, the marines are liers
Strawberry Shortcake is best marine
I much prefer Sonic OC with future p90.
Me encantó el vídeo!
this videos are the best
Hi
Hi Toby
HEY
I love this
Omg lived this vid
Love this account tbh
nice vid! I've only played halo at my friend's house (1v1), and I don't own any halo games, so these are videos are quite entertaining, and informative
That ending is brilliant X'D
This made me want to replay Halo