The Lives Of - The Grunts - Halo Machinima (Teh Spearhead)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 июл 2015
  • David Attenborough returns to give us a deep look into the lives of the Grunts.
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  • @nick3xtremegaming212
    @nick3xtremegaming212 3 года назад +141

    2:15 "Unfortunately our camera crews cannot enter the sacred breeding chambers"
    that's a blessing really

  • @thereallybadanimationshow3277
    @thereallybadanimationshow3277 8 лет назад +426

    A game where you play as grunts... Using skill opposed to power... Unique assassinations and sleep,to regen health

    • @shinyumbreon1774
      @shinyumbreon1774 6 лет назад +2

      The really bad Animation show genies

    • @Camaroni1000
      @Camaroni1000 5 лет назад +18

      Can I scream foodnipple every 2 minutes?

    • @diamondtester5504
      @diamondtester5504 4 года назад +2

      Camaroni1000 yes

    • @sheilaolfieway1885
      @sheilaolfieway1885 4 года назад +3

      and team killing gets you assasinated.

    • @Nonamearisto
      @Nonamearisto 3 года назад +1

      I'm pretty certain that sleeping would restore their stamina, not health. And that sleeping would expose one to being killed.

  • @ianmccasland3919
    @ianmccasland3919 3 года назад +68

    I love how at 4:22 the elite yells “ flipyap!!!”, like this isn’t the first time it’s happened!

  • @dankanaught6568
    @dankanaught6568 6 лет назад +230

    "sometimes things go a little wrong..."
    *Alabama intensifies

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 4 года назад +2

      Alabama 100

    • @deathsweapon6924
      @deathsweapon6924 4 года назад +1

      Alabama 90000000000000000000

    • @StonkSlay3r
      @StonkSlay3r 3 года назад +1

      SWEET HOME ALABAMAA!!!!!!!!!

    • @Nonamearisto
      @Nonamearisto 3 года назад +2

      I'm pretty sure they know who's related to who.
      "Uh... I don't think we can do that. I might be your brother or something."

    • @justinmoore8641
      @justinmoore8641 3 года назад

      I didn't look at the teeth when I was younger, I thought the grunt had cat or dog ears this whole time

  • @patrlim
    @patrlim 8 лет назад +134

    "from the tall and honorable elites to ... whatever THAT is" XD

  • @matheusb.dambrowski4639
    @matheusb.dambrowski4639 8 лет назад +237

    "with the growing number of grunt deaths rising"- Teh Spearhead

    • @matheusb.dambrowski4639
      @matheusb.dambrowski4639 8 лет назад +3

      ***** Wow!
      "He replied to me. What should I do? "
      "You should say...... Hmmmmmmm"
      "Hmmmmmmm"
      Oh no, he is going away!
      "I should kill myself now"

    • @matheusb.dambrowski4639
      @matheusb.dambrowski4639 8 лет назад +2

      ***** "he answered me a second time!" Hum... Hello

    • @matheusb.dambrowski4639
      @matheusb.dambrowski4639 8 лет назад +1

      ***** no hahahhahahahhahahhahahaahhahaahahhahaahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha

    • @juliendacoolien3454
      @juliendacoolien3454 7 лет назад

      +Teh Spearhead Senpai notice me.

    • @foodtastelikefood6162
      @foodtastelikefood6162 7 лет назад +11

      +Teh Spearhead follow the leader follow the leader best song and game

  • @nicksieben7701
    @nicksieben7701 3 года назад +76

    3:33 Ah, nature at its finest. Just sit back, close your eyes and listen to it's beautiful ambience

    • @dougalbadger4918
      @dougalbadger4918 3 года назад +3

      🤣

    • @diegogrunt6758
      @diegogrunt6758 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣Lol

    • @nicksieben7701
      @nicksieben7701 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@diegogrunt6758The life cycle, so prominent and juicy in it's exquisiteness.

    • @diegogrunt6758
      @diegogrunt6758 9 месяцев назад

      @@nicksieben7701ok? Wait… it’s because I’m a grunt?!!! Sorry, but I prefer female humans and female elves… specially the eldar women…

    • @nicksieben7701
      @nicksieben7701 9 месяцев назад

      @@diegogrunt6758 Eh. Flip your Yap to whatever makes you happy for Food Nipple.

  • @TheOneFrontier22
    @TheOneFrontier22 5 лет назад +63

    1:55 so funny how MC said god dammit

    • @meltyberryashley
      @meltyberryashley 3 года назад

      I listened to that again, and I think that’s the “Dammit!” Audio from Happy Wheels.

    • @Exozealots
      @Exozealots 4 месяца назад

      1:57 for the better part.

  • @raylongoria3565
    @raylongoria3565 4 года назад +17

    That last grunt in the "grunt mating chamber" scene sounded way too pleased with itself

  • @Mojopin03
    @Mojopin03 7 лет назад +41

    "grab their sticky blue balls" XD

  • @Nancy-yw8ul
    @Nancy-yw8ul 4 года назад +33

    "Unfortunately this has resulted in the deaths of many grunts..."
    *me getting 1000 grunts killed award*
    Y-yes s-such Travesty....

  • @alexpawlak3987
    @alexpawlak3987 8 лет назад +37

    4:22 I legit died

  • @raptin1595
    @raptin1595 6 лет назад +46

    Not the face!

  • @christa6254
    @christa6254 4 года назад +8

    0:38 playing follow the leader

  • @PureHayabusa
    @PureHayabusa 8 лет назад +144

    Goddammit Flipyap

  • @RapidActionAnimations
    @RapidActionAnimations 3 года назад +11

    I love how you got David Attenborough to voice for these it makes them so better!

  • @kyleparis553
    @kyleparis553 7 лет назад +31

    I usually die from grunts because for one i think I'm invincible to them unless there using the needlers and and they travel in fucking packs of a 100

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 4 года назад +1

      I mean your not wrong I died a lot from grunts and some times jackals the fucking snipers.

    • @diegogrunt6758
      @diegogrunt6758 3 года назад

      Grunts enemies: we are 10000
      Grunts allies: we are little more stronger, and we are just 3 or 2
      Is kind to have allies grunts, but they RUN away and I have to BROKE MY BACK to save them

    • @OMaMaRMY
      @OMaMaRMY 2 года назад

      fuel rod cannon

  • @tonyshelton1932
    @tonyshelton1932 7 лет назад +11

    1:46 grunt "get ready for an ass whoopin AGH

  • @valtersplume3726
    @valtersplume3726 5 лет назад +26

    The ''follow the leader'' part was so noisy that it was hard to hear you.

  • @connorchapman2643
    @connorchapman2643 7 лет назад +9

    "Follow the leader follow the leader follow the lead (slash)
    Oh

  • @venomwave6342
    @venomwave6342 9 лет назад +65

    I knew i should have kept subscribing

  • @void8113
    @void8113 5 лет назад +25

    Wonder what would happen if the grunts formed an empire
    ALL HAIL YAPYAP

  • @june7466
    @june7466 6 лет назад +6

    3:40 “NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE!”

  • @nathanpierce6819
    @nathanpierce6819 4 года назад +12

    0:13 damn look at his fingers

    • @diegogrunt6758
      @diegogrunt6758 3 года назад

      Are like tentacules their fingers, no?

  • @fallouttoonlink
    @fallouttoonlink 4 года назад +3

    1:56. TASTE THE WRATH OF MY BIG BLUE BALLS! That has to be the most funniest thing I've ever heard

  • @dauntlesswarriorproductions112
    @dauntlesswarriorproductions112 7 лет назад +5

    1:57 OK, THAT is my favorite!!!!!

  • @trippy999x
    @trippy999x 8 лет назад +388

    is just me or does reach have better graphics than halo5

    • @joeymoller847
      @joeymoller847 8 лет назад +2

      ya

    • @davykeizer8170
      @davykeizer8170 8 лет назад +3

      +Grim Looters agreed

    • @drearyplane8259
      @drearyplane8259 8 лет назад +67

      +Kamron Stuart Graphics in terms of spec, no. Art style, I agree.

    • @knapples5526
      @knapples5526 7 лет назад

      Kamron Stuart no

    • @elderdragongamingedg9910
      @elderdragongamingedg9910 7 лет назад +4

      Becomes Bungie left it got screwed. Basically Halo reach looked MUCH better with them and was nearing realistic looks.

  • @89BlackGatomon
    @89BlackGatomon 8 лет назад +12

    YAY! Love the re-uploaded version :D

  • @Definitely_Dave
    @Definitely_Dave 2 года назад +1

    Man, these vids were something else. This really brings me back.

  • @lonely_ghost9857
    @lonely_ghost9857 4 года назад +3

    3:40 *Not the face! NOT THE FACE!! AAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh*

  • @skulltronprimex9220
    @skulltronprimex9220 3 года назад +3

    3:32 I'm not even going to ask about wtf is going on in that chamber, I already know what's happening but I'm not going to explain it....

  • @keisufederationmapping2748
    @keisufederationmapping2748 7 лет назад +7

    TASTE THE WRATH OF MAH BIG BLUE- aww forget it the joke is old

  • @MasterHall117
    @MasterHall117 4 года назад +2

    I always loved there grunts lines, so funny and cute

  • @xavierlouie2305
    @xavierlouie2305 7 лет назад +17

    4:18-4:24 is me in halo

  • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
    @Vikingr4Jesus5919 4 года назад +3

    "Oh fuck"
    "WrrlblbglblrblFLIPYAAAAP!!"

  • @chadmcelroy4194
    @chadmcelroy4194 7 лет назад +7

    Fear my Grunty claws!

  • @themastergamer5939
    @themastergamer5939 7 лет назад +1

    This never gets old

  • @idgachuck2994
    @idgachuck2994 7 лет назад +2

    Between "get ready for an ass whooping!" And "oh fuck!" I think I died twice

  • @Bobcat_X
    @Bobcat_X 5 лет назад +3

    3:15 *Sweet Home Alabama plays*

  • @jakerad9553
    @jakerad9553 5 лет назад +3

    3:43 ....

  • @valtersplume3726
    @valtersplume3726 5 лет назад +3

    0:20 I know that you know the name of that thing. It's an Engineer, you don't have to refer to them as ''whatever that is''.

  • @patrlim
    @patrlim 8 лет назад +11

    from the tall and honorable elites to ... whatever THAT is

  • @KombatTaco
    @KombatTaco 9 лет назад +2

    Finally! Thanks for fixing the audio.

  • @cheemgames
    @cheemgames 2 месяца назад

    so glad i found this video again

  • @legomaker10
    @legomaker10 9 лет назад +1

    Good to have you back Spearhead!

  • @ponypouzols
    @ponypouzols 7 лет назад

    man, your videos always make me happy jajajaja youre the best! greetings from spain!

  • @streetshark36
    @streetshark36 4 года назад +2

    1:56 I’M DEAD😂😂😂

  • @Kilo-fr4sh
    @Kilo-fr4sh 8 лет назад

    great narration ! :)

  • @loramoon4927
    @loramoon4927 6 лет назад +5

    I couldn't stop laughing after this video!!! 😂😂😂
    I love it! 💗💗💗💗💗

  • @armaanpotato1056
    @armaanpotato1056 5 лет назад +2

    Wow, now I feel bad for the energy sword elite after all the times I was killed by a energy sword.

  • @dylanm.3692
    @dylanm.3692 3 года назад +2

    "With the growing number of grunt deaths rising"
    Hello, welcome to the department of redundancy department.

  • @elliotg610
    @elliotg610 9 лет назад

    YOUR BACK
    Thank you
    I loved your videos sooooo much

    • @count3122
      @count3122 8 лет назад

      +Elliot Geisert your?
      you´re
      You´re
      YOU´RE!!!

    • @elliotg610
      @elliotg610 8 лет назад

      Alejandro Escobedo I'm what?

    • @count3122
      @count3122 8 лет назад

      you´re is the correct term

  • @GuiltySpark-kp8yb
    @GuiltySpark-kp8yb 5 лет назад

    No Unggoy were harmed in the making of this video.

  • @littlemanblue609kik5
    @littlemanblue609kik5 5 лет назад +1

    4:24 flipyap has left the chat

  • @connorross6715
    @connorross6715 7 лет назад +1

    the last few parts are hilarious

  • @teesapfernfern5903
    @teesapfernfern5903 9 лет назад +5

    No dislikes what so ever, I'm glad there's no dislikes, it should stay that way 😀😀😀

  • @tallguy8719
    @tallguy8719 4 года назад +1

    Grunts can be Deacons;
    They just have to be smarter than most grunts.
    (Dadab served Char'R'Yar in Contact Harvest)

  • @natelunn8150
    @natelunn8150 7 лет назад

    i frekin love these

  • @keisufederationmapping2748
    @keisufederationmapping2748 8 лет назад +4

    is it always gonna be the same elite that guards it?

  • @sirencloud8037
    @sirencloud8037 6 лет назад +2

    so that's why FlipYap is so revered by the Grunt nation XD

  • @derpysheep5872
    @derpysheep5872 6 лет назад +20

    #GruntLivesMatter

    • @derpysheep5872
      @derpysheep5872 6 лет назад +2

      0:40 to 0:59: coolest elite armor yet

  • @johnlacroix7576
    @johnlacroix7576 9 лет назад

    Welcome back

  • @pipleaf3850
    @pipleaf3850 5 лет назад

    Pushing three years. Woah.

  • @graysonwolfmrc1576
    @graysonwolfmrc1576 7 лет назад +5

    There like battle droids...

  • @bluelightstudios6191
    @bluelightstudios6191 5 лет назад +1

    Attenborough: The covenant seem to hate the humans because
    the humans can use there technology while they can not.
    me: that's just because the covenant don't know were the power button.

  • @scottseelye6603
    @scottseelye6603 Год назад

    3:21 OMG BRO HE SAID NOT IN THE FACE AND THEN THERE'S A SLAP LOL

  • @endererikenderman553
    @endererikenderman553 4 года назад +3

    0:45 does anybody know if the halo reach grunts follow player elites or just the ai elites?

  • @creepykretins6794
    @creepykretins6794 2 года назад

    I still remember drawing that thumbnail at least 50 times as a kid in my school notebook😂

  • @realMintyFoxGaming
    @realMintyFoxGaming 2 года назад +2

    ahh yes a classic

  • @kodysawatsky-woodrow3063
    @kodysawatsky-woodrow3063 5 лет назад

    I came to see the life of a grunt and ended up with a grunt death montage

  • @ohyeahyeah4815
    @ohyeahyeah4815 4 года назад +1

    3:32 Breeding Progress

  • @jwonacott9615
    @jwonacott9615 7 лет назад +4

    I've loved your entire Halo series, but you could of made a more awesome grunt video. There is so much hilarious material with them. BTW, my fave video you made was the Lives of the Hunters. 😂

  • @logankellison8598
    @logankellison8598 7 лет назад

    they are so funny as hell

  • @1967sluggy
    @1967sluggy 8 лет назад

    'You killed Flipyap! Or was he Yapflip? Don't tell me I don't know Flipyap!'

    • @1967sluggy
      @1967sluggy 8 лет назад

      I know the name. It's a joke, based on a Easter egg.

  • @addictedtochocolate920
    @addictedtochocolate920 7 лет назад +6

    4:21 JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

  • @johnprice200
    @johnprice200 5 лет назад +1

    4:20 goddamn it flip yap

  • @jaymon64anabel53
    @jaymon64anabel53 9 лет назад +19

    oh f***** XD

    • @count3122
      @count3122 8 лет назад

      +Team Reach
      FLIPYAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @radice126
    @radice126 2 года назад

    Who else is watching this after watching episode four of Halo especially that scene where
    you ever Heard of a Grunt beg for its life and the response from Vannak-134 Was priceless (pathetic) 😂🤣

  • @batjuan6670
    @batjuan6670 5 лет назад +1

    I feel so bad for that elite

  • @patrickjacobson8299
    @patrickjacobson8299 4 года назад

    3:22 ***BANJO INTENSIFIES***

  • @TheEndDimension
    @TheEndDimension 3 года назад +1

    do the firefight grunts follow the player elite or only the ai elites?

  • @adolfgaming1761
    @adolfgaming1761 5 лет назад

    I love Grunts

  • @shortgiraffe700
    @shortgiraffe700 4 года назад

    Good video

  • @thirdtemple9179
    @thirdtemple9179 8 лет назад

    do another the lives video! PLXZ

  • @triggerme6144
    @triggerme6144 6 лет назад +1

    Elite: I wanna fucking die!

  • @odstguy2138
    @odstguy2138 6 лет назад +1

    It take 2 shots to kill a grunt with a magnum and 60 with a assault rifle

  • @kemmypaws
    @kemmypaws 11 месяцев назад

    1:59 god damn it!

  • @thatguywhocomments1382
    @thatguywhocomments1382 8 лет назад +4

    Please do The Lives Of The Prophets.

  • @doom-guy6716
    @doom-guy6716 6 лет назад

    The "GODDAMNIT!!!" Was earrape did anyone notice

  • @TheZephyrsWind
    @TheZephyrsWind 5 лет назад

    Aww, I'd play follow the leader with grunts.

  • @nobleswordsman2731
    @nobleswordsman2731 8 лет назад +1

    Can you do more lore man there awesome when you do them

  • @donavanstephens5186
    @donavanstephens5186 7 лет назад

    funy as hell

  • @TheRealArtimusKnight
    @TheRealArtimusKnight 7 лет назад

    "Yeah smack that ass!" -grunt

  • @sirhotdog6220
    @sirhotdog6220 2 года назад +1

    “Sometimes with these breeding programs, things go a little…wrong.”
    *Alabama music intensifies*

  • @SpaceCatNuggets
    @SpaceCatNuggets 6 лет назад +3

    I’ve always had a soft spot for these guys

  • @anthonycappel6529
    @anthonycappel6529 6 лет назад

    GRUNTLETS GRUNTLETS GRUNTLETS

  • @weeerazer3099
    @weeerazer3099 7 лет назад

    The live of Thel Vadamee

  • @otarooyama8409
    @otarooyama8409 8 лет назад

    poor that guy

  • @fatimadeorta222
    @fatimadeorta222 3 года назад

    That’s a lot of grunt lets

  • @jackhemenez6310
    @jackhemenez6310 5 лет назад +1

    I like grunts