The Lives Of - The Brutes - Halo Machinima (Teh Spearhead)
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- Опубликовано: 26 апр 2014
- Returning from his slumber, the narrator awakens to give us the skinny on the Brutes.
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Brutes using choppers:
12%: killing the UNSC
13%: driving off cliffs
75%: running into everything
That's alright chin balls. XD i can't breath
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PCMG37 I thought he sed chimp balls
Breathe*
The Prophet sounds like Kermit the Frog xd
Kermit XD
I posted this like 20 min ago and saw yours rught under mine lol, guess i wasnt the only one
Truths voice cracks me up all the time. ALmost sounds like Stewie
Lol me too
I think he sounds like Kermit the frog eating peanutbutter
Who’s the voice actot
Sounds like bootleg version of kermit
PLEASE CAN WE DO THE PROPHETS? Truth is too damn funny
I've become roadkill to the Choppers so many damn times
I destroyed a brutes armor and when i saw his face and smelled his odor i ran away
"Are you specists!?"
Of all the species in the covenant, the jiralhanae are the only ones who have a problem with rascism, or in this case specism, such noble and progressive creatures who even put humans to shame in terms of tolerance, and of course body odor.
True
Brutes are good in combat when they have a gravity hammer.
truth sounds like Bernie Sanders here lol
More like Stewie Griffin.
These damn brutes make me want to go: *Halo 3 Warthog Theme*
Best parts
Marine: Let me go
Brute: No.
Marine: Please?
Brute: No!
Marine: you smell!
Brute: RRAAAAHHH!!! GRAH! *Kills Marine*
Truth: So uh, did you people set off the bomb yet?
Brute: Yes holy one- wait. What do you mean "You people"?
Truth: Uh sorry that's not what I-
Brute: Are you specist?
Truth: Uh, no! Look, I'm sorry.
Brute: ...That's alright, chin balls! Heh heh.
Truth: Grrr...
Truth: Um I am the, um, Prophet of Truth, and I declare that all Brutes must wear special armor because um their ugly! Yeah.
Brute 1: *flips Chopper* No! NONONO! *gets rammed by other Chopper and dies*
Brute 2: I am soo sorry!
Brute: ENEMY!
Grunt: No. Nononono! *Phantom Explodes*
You tard!
XD I LOST IT. AT ALL OF THESE.
Halopro895 oh gosh I died at all XDDD
Halopro895
Brute:No
Marine: You stink
Brute: *roars and One Punch
Halopro895 and it's even more funny that the scene when he was peeing is actually in halo 3
Halopro895 the grunt one killed me!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 i mean slayed me!😂😂😂
Halopro895 I did watch the video you know
"That's alright chin balls" that's fucking hilarious
2:27 Stop you have violated the, BOOM
It was an engineer tht develop the choppers, tht was meant to be a gift to humans
And a grunt built it
4:03 DAM THAT ROAST THO.
These should be on Halo Waypoint
Halo 2 brutes were cooler. Kill all but one and they go batshit and maul you to death. Halo 3 brutes just look like bigger elites
Mr. Person yeah, but on normal mode I've died to a calmish brute, after i shot it in the face with a shotgun 5 times..
Halo 2 Brutes forced you to learn how to headshot. If you can't, and you don't have a Needler, you're fucked.
The Prophets voice was hilarious, are there any other videos featuring him?
***** Do Arnold Shwartzeneggar in halo reach.
Are you speciest? I'm done XD
Jokes are so good :))
I have been trying to find this video for days
chin balls hahahahaha
Not forerunners... DOUCHE RUNNERS!
I don’t know where these have been all my life but I’m so glad I found them😂
The brutes are my favorite race....:)
Could we ever expect to see an update to this series? Funny stuff! I remember watching this back in high school
@@ThatSpearheadGuy oh man! We’ll best to ya! Hopefully either you bring it back in the future, or someone makes a spiritual successor.
Hunters are better. At everything.
Not sex :P
mustangbeauty4 I must have overlooked that.
If u ask a brute to move a scorpion, it can't. Ask a hunter, and the tank goes flying. Had it happen to me, didn't know tanks could fly😯
lol pigs could fly mk II
***** so true. Hunters are the Arnold Schwarzenegger of halo. The brutes are just the guys that act tough. But aren't. But we better get hiking. The tank landed somewhere on the moon.
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I cry evry time
Can we do the prophets?
Love this series
"As you junior investigators who got your license from the back of a cerial box" .... Sooo Wall Street journal? With the whole PewDiePie is a Nazi thing? xD
Y'know the brutes could do whatever they wanted in 3 when you think about because if they were lost the covenant would only have grunts jackals and drones they'd be wiped out so fast
Don't want to be a dick but isn't two factions and not two species since the covenant contains several species already?
My life has changed so much since I watched this 8 years ago.
brutes are smarter than justin beider........... lol XD
I remember playing and seeing large of groups of brutes and thinking do I wanna go down there or just wait things out
THIS ROCKS
I love the theme tip of the spear from halo reach
Everyone make sure you stay till the end of the vid it's so very worth it
Laughing so hard at prophet of thruth's voice! LOL!
One does not take short cuts, you have to go directly into the life's of brutes.
3:26 ROTFLOL!!!!!! XD
The profit of truth sounds like mr Burns
i request u do something like this 4 the vehicles in Halo, it would be hilarious
I only like one of the things in the Standard RUclipsrs brain. And that is Cats. BTW these are hilarious!
0:25 that grunt is scary
Its so funny!!!
Brute: ENEMY!!!!!
Grunt: YOU TURD
I love brutes.They are my best kind of bad guys
Brain joke...
Whoa there is no need to start a flame war.
2:59
you know too much about us
GRUNTS ARE BETTER THAN EVERYTHING!
Pretty sure choppers were invented by the Huragok Lighter Than Some.
1:33 hehe
I sound just like Teh Spearhead guy.
Wasn't this video posted my machinima 2 years prior?
"That's alright chin balls XD FUCKIN HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAH
About the end credit clip, when is spark in halo 4?
If you're referring to the forge monitor, that isn't spark, that's just some random monitor
2:55 straight up savage
you should do a Life of the Skulls next.
the covenant is made of multiple species
The Covanant is not a speicy,its an Empire
what are you saying we're dumb. sure we might not all be in college or even high school yet.
brutes actualy drive the phantoms xd
2:30 I am so sorry *runs over someone else*
The lives of drones?
Crawly Snipe The lives of humans
DOUBLE G
You are an imbecile, you know nothing of the lives of humans in 2552. And it's we're not were, you mouth-breather.
wrong person
Shut up the Thel’Vadam!
How to tell the main enemies apart
Brute:stupid easy
Elite:normal
Knight:you want to have fun?........OH NO YOU WONT!
3:21 “fuck this shit im out”
Demonetization:PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
COPPA:AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!
The prophet sounds like Kermit the frog xD
I feel like I've been insulted, but I can't tell
The Prophet of Truth: "Did you people set off the bomb yet?"
Brute cheifton: "Yes great one...wait what do you mean 'you people'?"
The Prophet of Truth: "Hang on a sec I didn't mean that."
Brute cheifton: "Are you specist?"
The Prophet of Truth: "What nooo. Look I'm sorry."
Brute cheifton: "Thats alright...chin balls, hehe."
The Prophet of Truth: (Sigh)
Yeah I know I messed up in the lines a little.
1:59 narrator:umm I said very protective over their technology
brute:WTF? get the hell out of here you creep can't u see I'm taking a piss?!!
narrator:oops sorry....
when i see a spider
1:02
yery funnny
im a halo fan and a gears fan and i relised that a brute is the same as a theron
the engineers built the choppers for the humans to kill the covenant but the brutes stole them
I'm fairly certain the brutes didn't develop their choppers. In the book Contact Harvest i believe that it was an engineer that first made a Chopper.
Yeah I read that too
4:02 CHIN BALLS
I thought you were fired
Guilty spark is in Halo 4? What?
ahhhhhhh:) brutes
The covenant isn’t a spices....
Truth sounds like Kermit
1:11
1:23 kermit XD
that part at 1:19 was funny
You smell
The thumbnail Low and order
the banished?
do the marenies
The covenant isn't a single species
Thats right chie balls
I’m more of an elite man myself
bruh thevoice
How do the players put their guns down like that like they do in red vs blue? I would relly like to know
aim down
spong mongler then how do they look up and do it i dont see them looking at the ground
Minecraft Zion Adventures they do it automatically aim down at max and your head looks forward that's why if they look up the gun starts going up
spong mongler how do they see
Minecraft Zion Adventures cause they stand still when they are doing it and sometimes they run in a straight line so it doesn't seem that hard
arugharu
Ya I saw the brute pee in the corner
Bitchin xD