The Lives Of - The Jackals - Halo Machinima (Teh Spearhead)

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @therealsaucyeggmcmuffin6009
    @therealsaucyeggmcmuffin6009 9 лет назад +260

    I spilled my drink when that Moa schreeched.

  • @megasartshack
    @megasartshack 9 лет назад +398

    You forgot the part where they have aimbot
    but I suppose you couldn't get any footage as the cameramen kept dying

    • @Yorikoification
      @Yorikoification 8 лет назад +27

      +Megafang Jackals with beam rifles...Oh the horror

    • @Coriolis11245
      @Coriolis11245 8 лет назад +16

      +Yoriko Arran If you heard a ping, mostly likely you won't hear a second one.

    • @andrewschmitt1701
      @andrewschmitt1701 7 лет назад +14

      you see the light at the end of the tunnel and try to run away but then it blows a big ol' burning hole in your head. god damn it you aimbotting jackals.

    • @cathygrant1185
      @cathygrant1185 5 лет назад +1

      Jackals warning shot is non aimbot

    • @Kppilone
      @Kppilone 5 лет назад

      *dying

  • @Timboslice475
    @Timboslice475 8 лет назад +71

    Lmao, "Dude you're gonna be on grunt mating duty for this."

  • @TheMythicalAce
    @TheMythicalAce 10 лет назад +170

    "Dude, you're gonna be on grunt-mating duty for this..." LOL!!!

  • @raptofilms
    @raptofilms 9 лет назад +258

    I laughed way harder than I should at the Moa

  • @justinperry7800
    @justinperry7800 10 лет назад +89

    Do you smell chicken?
    * Sniff, Sniff *
    Oooooohhhh
    Dude your gonna be on Grunt Mating Duty for this
    Awwwwwww
    3:38

  • @mrobertjohnstoneboyce2084
    @mrobertjohnstoneboyce2084 10 лет назад +58

    [Sniffs] "Do you smell chicken?"
    "No, I-[sniffs] Oohhh...."
    "Dude you're gonna be on grunt mating duty for this."
    [cries]
    ...
    LOL

    • @guest9243
      @guest9243 3 года назад

      Why he cry?

    • @YukimareThePsion
      @YukimareThePsion 3 года назад +6

      @@guest9243 In short, imagine going from a proud shipmaster with command over thousands..... to somebody with zero authority and is in charge of having to watch grunts reproduce because you accidentally glassed 90% of the skirmishers in existence.

  • @derptomistic
    @derptomistic 8 лет назад +101

    "Much like anything that isn't an Elite, Jackals are mainly used as cannon fodder for the Covenant" So when the Elites left, the entire Covenant military was made up of cannon fodder... No wonder we were able to kick their asses into submission so well!

    • @sumeahsking8019
      @sumeahsking8019 6 лет назад +3

      SirMan McDude
      Brutes are not cannon fodder and neither are jackals, the shield is annoying and grunts throw grenades. They play their part

    • @valtersplume3726
      @valtersplume3726 5 лет назад +1

      Brutes aren't fodder either.

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 4 года назад +7

      "The universe is full of cold dark facts, and this is one of them."
      Prophet of Truth

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 4 года назад +2

      Well I guess for truth everyone is cannon fodder so long as he can flip the switch to kill everyone in the universe

    • @Bramswarr
      @Bramswarr 4 года назад +2

      brutes come in 3 forms: halo 2 they are a monkey bonanza dropping everything so that they can ape around before getting put down like harambe. halo 3 they're basically weaker elites, and in halo reach if you pick up a needle rifle they are quite literally cannon fodder, sporting bright purple fireworks as well as setting new fastest moving corpse records

  • @grandadmiralthrawn92
    @grandadmiralthrawn92 9 лет назад +233

    I'm kinda disappointed you didn't say anything about how the Kig-Yar are space pirates

    • @grandadmiralthrawn92
      @grandadmiralthrawn92 9 лет назад +26

      I mean, come on, that's a tailor-made Metroid reference

    • @garrettpoist3191
      @garrettpoist3191 9 лет назад +2

      +grandadmiralthrawn92 I know right.

    • @TTheDDoctor
      @TTheDDoctor 8 лет назад +3

      +grandadmiralthrawn92 They kinda look like some of the Metroidian pirates, now that I think about it...

    • @grandadmiralthrawn92
      @grandadmiralthrawn92 7 лет назад +1

      Well, with the new definitive additions of "Lives of" out now, here's hoping that a Metroid or Pirate related joke will be added for the Jackals.

    • @tostie3110
      @tostie3110 7 лет назад +2

      grandadmiralthrawn92 Why not start with mentioning Ibie 'shan

  • @jaylinnowlin7920
    @jaylinnowlin7920 9 лет назад +135

    The skirmishers never had a proper back story.

    • @ukownphantomGrin
      @ukownphantomGrin 9 лет назад +1

      go on halo wiki it explains it

    • @jaylinnowlin7920
      @jaylinnowlin7920 9 лет назад

      Crimson Jace i have tried that already but it does not explain it.

    • @ukownphantomGrin
      @ukownphantomGrin 9 лет назад

      Jaylin Nowlin Ill find a link 4 u

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 9 лет назад +17

      The Jackal species, being wide spread even before the covenant found them, had evolved and adapted to a variety of planets already. The Skirmishers are an extreme example of this, being physically tougher and faster than most other Jackals of which were already agile to begin with.(But with the giant shields it gets severely limited for the front line troopers)

    • @ukownphantomGrin
      @ukownphantomGrin 9 лет назад

      FORMINCRAFTIA
      halo.wikia.com/wiki/T'vaoan

  • @markw3953
    @markw3953 Год назад +1

    The funniest of all encounters is to cross paths with a lone kig yar while hiking in the woods, both human and kig yar just screech at each other, then kinda run away in different directions, never mentioning ir to anyone

  • @mwpdofficertrainman2059
    @mwpdofficertrainman2059 8 лет назад +171

    The defense gauntlet thing made me laugh so hard. "Looks fancy, works like crap. (Gauntlet goes out) "Ranckerd F%$#" Translation: This piece of F%$#!!! XD

  • @blackkakari
    @blackkakari 9 лет назад +279

    I think they should make a Halo game where you play as a Skirmisher. Make it a stealth/shooter mix with the ability to switch between third and first person view. Most enemies would be physically stronger, forcing you to rely on stealth, speed, parkour, armor abilities and cunning.

    • @agamerwithanamer256
      @agamerwithanamer256 9 лет назад +14

      blackkakari Ask 343 to do it! They like ruining Halo games! (I don't actually dislike 343 I just had to say it.)

    • @ADeliciousMuffin
      @ADeliciousMuffin 9 лет назад +2

      No

    • @jaycorella5986
      @jaycorella5986 9 лет назад +10

      +ADeliciousMuffin but it sounds like an amazing concept

    • @crazy13alex
      @crazy13alex 9 лет назад +11

      +ADeliciousMuffin why not? That sounds more unique than what we've seen in any other Halo game.

    • @ADeliciousMuffin
      @ADeliciousMuffin 9 лет назад +2

      Rogue Pylon You see, Ubisoft already made a game like that. Its called Assassins Creed.

  • @taj8694
    @taj8694 10 лет назад +54

    I couldn't stop laughing after he said it look's like big bird on meth. Lolol can't stop laughing.

  • @BearPlays_
    @BearPlays_ 11 лет назад +6

    The part with the skirmisher and the moa killed me! Well done Spearhead!

  • @myssledissle
    @myssledissle 9 лет назад +73

    Skirmishers are why I carry a Shotgun.
    1Like = 1 Shotgun shell.
    48 Shotgun Shells = 1 Dead Skirmisher.
    1 Skirmisher = 3 more Skirmishers.
    4 Skirmishers = Saddnes.
    4 Skirmisher Corpses = Happines.

    • @arctrooperecho9616
      @arctrooperecho9616 9 лет назад +7

      Lol

    • @nodgamer1915
      @nodgamer1915 7 лет назад +2

      Catsaretheworst so far we have around (keyword around) 187.5 dead skirmishers.

    • @Mate-vn7vf
      @Mate-vn7vf 5 лет назад

      he needs one more like

  • @theeshyguy
    @theeshyguy 11 лет назад +105

    2:02 sums me up

  • @OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod
    @OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod 7 лет назад +3

    The sound that Moa makes always cracks me up, I just listened to it 6 times in a row. XD

  • @TheHutOfWeasels
    @TheHutOfWeasels 11 лет назад +7

    YEEEEEES!!! I've been waiting for this one forever!!! You're so awesome!!!

  • @mattekudasai8249
    @mattekudasai8249 9 лет назад +11

    your on grunt mating duty for this (starts crying) that's my favorite part

  • @Smwigglyd19
    @Smwigglyd19 5 лет назад +3

    1:10 Luckily, some of us know Kig-Yarian.

  • @ACEnBEAKY
    @ACEnBEAKY 8 лет назад +4

    I love the sarcasm in these mockumentaries. You should do videos like you do here with the Halo races, but with Elder Scrolls races, WOW races, Guild Wars Races, Star Wars Races (although that would be HARD) and maybe even Narnian races.

  • @therealaim-9xmissile
    @therealaim-9xmissile 10 лет назад +19

    2:03 jackals got swag #swag and got some swaggy walks :3

  • @BuscusPewdie
    @BuscusPewdie 10 лет назад +7

    3:12 "EEEEEEH" "AAAAA-" That cracked me up XD

  • @Jonetsky2
    @Jonetsky2 10 лет назад +23

    03:12 is the part where i just totally lost my shit

    • @Sev3617
      @Sev3617 9 лет назад +1

      Lol Same here xD

    • @jtalbert78
      @jtalbert78 9 лет назад +1

      JonetskyGaming me too XD

    • @SaviourSword995
      @SaviourSword995 9 лет назад +1

      I am crying with laughter seeing this shit XD

  • @Adam-hi2vx
    @Adam-hi2vx 11 лет назад +4

    Great job Spearhead. This was a great video and it was just as great as I expected it to be. I've enjoyed all the videos in the series but now I think you've covered everything in the halo series. I might be wrong (considering I have only played 3, reach, and 4) but I think you've made a video for every enemy. Now what I'm waiting for the lives of the soldiers.

  • @bobalina6077
    @bobalina6077 10 лет назад +9

    1:05 SOOOO TRUE

  • @RoscoeSaidWhat
    @RoscoeSaidWhat 11 лет назад +7

    The love scene gets to me every time. I'm sorry this series will not continue, but I'm glad that 'the Lives' series has entertained is to the very end of its productions. Thanks for the beautiful content, my chuffy friend ',;)

  • @Chameleon1616
    @Chameleon1616 11 лет назад +2

    Lol finally! Thank you for doing jackals! I have waited for this one for so long. And I hope the skirmishers return in halo 5. They where awesome.

    • @SteelTyrant527
      @SteelTyrant527 11 лет назад +1

      but they were still annoying as fuck

    • @Chameleon1616
      @Chameleon1616 11 лет назад +1

      Lol yea but I like them because of how awesome they look not beacause of how much I like killing them. Plus 343 refineing the covenant to it original spiecies it not great. I hope they come back as the francise continues.

  • @garf5484
    @garf5484 6 лет назад +1

    1:55 this doesn't only work for them sometimes the flies around my food do the same

  • @Winterstormadvisory
    @Winterstormadvisory 10 лет назад +10

    3:11 good god

  • @markw3953
    @markw3953 Год назад

    They just screech at anything they see. They're the best.

  • @uwu_shugoki4042
    @uwu_shugoki4042 8 лет назад +2

    They literally look like raptors with Huns and shields

  • @Megaproductions302
    @Megaproductions302 11 лет назад +7

    I heard audio from a screaming goats video lol

  • @lonely_ghost9857
    @lonely_ghost9857 4 года назад +4

    4:00 they got that Michael Jackson head jerk😂

  • @aSStronaut111
    @aSStronaut111 8 лет назад +4

    "Dude you're gonna be on grunt mating duty for this..."

  • @natejentink4680
    @natejentink4680 10 лет назад +3

    "Do you smell chicken" I freakin lost it

  • @skulltronprimex9220
    @skulltronprimex9220 3 года назад +2

    3:48
    If I were a Elite, I would rather be punished by something else then guarding the grunt mating chamber XD

  • @nonstopgaming3934
    @nonstopgaming3934 8 лет назад

    This guy's videos is what keeps me Sane.

  • @billyharris9158
    @billyharris9158 8 лет назад +16

    Do you smell chicken... No, but wait a minute.... Oooo yeah

  • @Packguardian_gacha8684
    @Packguardian_gacha8684 3 года назад +1

    When I was younger, I didn’t know what I was looking at first time I saw a Jackal. Looking at it now, kinda looks like a humanoid raptor.

  • @Logicalspy
    @Logicalspy 11 лет назад +34

    3:12

  • @CrxshedRxcks
    @CrxshedRxcks 8 лет назад +8

    3:10 was that love? they seemed to just screech at each other and piss on another off

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 10 лет назад +21

    My favorite! Love it ^^
    I'd laugh if you made a lives of Marines or something.

    • @willtanker7684
      @willtanker7684 9 лет назад +1

      +Justin Drennan lives of ODST. shorter than noble team.

  • @MelissaWoods-xw7gg
    @MelissaWoods-xw7gg 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love skirmisher screeches

  • @skellor6224
    @skellor6224 8 лет назад

    I think the different colors of the jackels shields is like there rank because sometimes when a jackel has a different color shield than the normal color is that they have a needler

  • @YourCrazyDolphin
    @YourCrazyDolphin 9 лет назад +1

    I will now refer to all Jackals as "Big Bird on meth"

  • @stormrunner1177
    @stormrunner1177 11 лет назад +2

    "Uhh... Do you smell chicken?"... "Dude your going to be on grunt mating duty." "Sobbing"

  • @Boxman5618
    @Boxman5618 10 лет назад +4

    Do you smell chicken? Man that had me laughing so hard. Haven't laughed like this I'm a while

  • @OohILuvbirds
    @OohILuvbirds 10 лет назад

    OMG THESE ARE TOO FUNNY!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!! GREAT JOB!!! KEEP IT UP!

  • @1967sluggy
    @1967sluggy 9 лет назад

    This is a brilliant David Attenborough impression.

  • @MIKEFisherX170WARD
    @MIKEFisherX170WARD 10 лет назад +3

    13 people were put on Grunt duty

  • @spacelesslasagna4206
    @spacelesslasagna4206 8 лет назад +2

    When I read "with David Attenborough" LOLOLOLOL

  • @mustafa501M
    @mustafa501M 8 лет назад

    WHO THE HELL DIDNT LIKE THIS?!?!
    i was crying from the very beginin to the end hats off to great production.

  • @Spartan117JMC
    @Spartan117JMC 10 лет назад

    THAT music. NEVER gets old!

  • @kingryan1178
    @kingryan1178 11 лет назад +3

    The lives of moniters

  • @EpicMrWoofers
    @EpicMrWoofers 10 лет назад +1

    I wondered where all the skirmishers went after reach. Thanks man.

  • @bornstellarmakeseternalsal3439
    @bornstellarmakeseternalsal3439 9 лет назад +4

    4:39 That's Arby 'n' the Chief finale's soundtrack... I see what you did there ;)

  • @oldshooter
    @oldshooter 11 лет назад

    That was amazing Spearhead. Great job!
    Died laughing at the ending xD

  • @Chronomaton
    @Chronomaton 10 лет назад +2

    Oh god, that Moa love part, I'm laughing too much

  • @privatedextergrif7431
    @privatedextergrif7431 5 лет назад +4

    Therapist: sniper jackal can’t hurt you, it’s not real
    Me: *l e g e n d a r y h a l o 2*

  • @razorphasma9843
    @razorphasma9843 7 лет назад

    This was best "The Lives of" video!

  • @sans8946
    @sans8946 9 лет назад

    omg this series is just so amazing

  • @michaelbasharis5700
    @michaelbasharis5700 8 лет назад

    A moa and a skirmisher such a beautiful love story. Single tear roles down eye

  • @bobmar1y
    @bobmar1y 10 лет назад

    This series is fucking brilliant. Really hope it continues. If not I hope you keep making videos, because they're fucking hilarious.

  • @KelpDaJuice
    @KelpDaJuice 8 лет назад +13

    Am I watching a video or the history channel?

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat 10 лет назад

    This is the best episode by far. Besides the Grunts and the Elites.

  • @chocolatelightning
    @chocolatelightning 8 лет назад +7

    id like more of these cause HALO 5

  • @Sev3617
    @Sev3617 9 лет назад

    Dat Swag at the end there.
    Lol Fantastic Video XD

  • @How1105
    @How1105 11 лет назад

    FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER!

  • @FLIPY4P
    @FLIPY4P 11 лет назад +1

    "Dude you're gonna be on grunt mating duty for this." Waaaaaaaaa

  • @Fireheart318
    @Fireheart318 10 лет назад

    Dude! You're gonna be on grunt mating duty for this.

  • @talos111
    @talos111 10 лет назад

    "Your going to be on grunt mating duty for this" *cries* made my day.

  • @enderzilla747orleomiranda8
    @enderzilla747orleomiranda8 10 лет назад

    Skirmishers DESERVE TO BE in all of the halo games.

  • @sadstrangelittlewoody9902
    @sadstrangelittlewoody9902 9 лет назад +5

    Ok lemme just say, us storm jackals are very different. We are awesome.

  • @Raptorman0205
    @Raptorman0205 9 лет назад

    skirmishers are literally the most annoying enemies in reach to deal with.

  • @starchild3215
    @starchild3215 8 лет назад +1

    "Dude, you're gonna be on grunt mating duty for this"

  • @chrismescudi6594
    @chrismescudi6594 11 лет назад

    Love these videos great work!

  • @jai0065
    @jai0065 11 лет назад

    Love the dubstep. But overall fantastic, I love watching this series.

  • @chickendrawsdogs3343
    @chickendrawsdogs3343 4 года назад

    "PEEEPZZ" - there goes that billion-credit MJOLNIR investment for the UNSC.

  • @AzjaVhera
    @AzjaVhera 7 лет назад +1

    3:23 is he saying strategy or stragety?

  • @jsobase
    @jsobase 6 лет назад

    Jackals are actually one of my favourite hostiles in the game

  • @tudorcozma4144
    @tudorcozma4144 2 года назад

    This video is so underrated

  • @Turretguy
    @Turretguy 10 лет назад

    I love the Jackals :) Good video :)

  • @rrjt1011
    @rrjt1011 11 лет назад +2

    Elite 1: *sniffs* do you smell chicken?
    Elite 2: No I *sniffs*... ohhhh.
    Elite 1: Dude, you're gonna be on grunt mating duty for this
    Elite 2: *cries*

  • @erikrandall5598
    @erikrandall5598 6 лет назад

    Dat thumbnail explains what a jackal looks like when it is screaming

  • @st.paddymad7085
    @st.paddymad7085 7 лет назад

    If you see jackals with beam rifles in Halo 2 on Legendary difficulty, you need to run.

  • @jacksongarner1027
    @jacksongarner1027 8 лет назад +1

    I can't believe he conpaired big bird and a f*ucking jackale

  • @ARAMRECON117
    @ARAMRECON117 11 лет назад

    I don't know why, but these always crack me up

  • @easetheweeb
    @easetheweeb 10 лет назад

    Ranger Elite:Dude you're going to be on Grunt mating duty for this.
    Domo Elite: Wahahaahhh!

  • @Snockooz
    @Snockooz 10 лет назад +3

    You should have used the Halo 4 Jackals as well cuz they look scary as fuck...

  • @GunNutproductionsOG
    @GunNutproductionsOG 11 лет назад +2

    well done chaps

  • @marlonallen9171
    @marlonallen9171 8 лет назад

    I love this series soooo much

  • @laguaridadelgremlin
    @laguaridadelgremlin 7 лет назад +2

    >David Attenborough
    Lol. So subscribed.

  • @Cybersijn
    @Cybersijn 11 лет назад

    Was looking forward to seeing how the Dubstep section turned out. :) Great stuff TSG!

  • @breadaholic6445
    @breadaholic6445 8 лет назад +1

    I think that might be true about skirmishers near extinction during reach

  • @NERDSAUCE
    @NERDSAUCE 10 лет назад

    so glad you used the Bungie jackals

  • @andromedas6630
    @andromedas6630 10 лет назад

    I now the series is over but at least " directly into the life's of the Marines "

  • @gdouglaspurdue
    @gdouglaspurdue 10 лет назад

    jackals really look like a Jurassic park 3 version rapter, but more bird like.

  • @mrbones219
    @mrbones219 7 лет назад

    2:35 "while the rest of the kig-yar are more focused on getting laid" i died😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂