@@jenger7 *Hero makes a stack of games fall down while escaping* Scott: You fool, you destroyed my tower of Wii Play and Fling Smash, now how are people supposed to know that i'm a virgin?!?!
Fun fact: The checkered floors in the special stages ARE actually optical illusions. It's actually a single image that uses a cycling palette to make it look like your character is moving. The turning sprites, however, are unique.
@@starfoxsmash7002 I recognize it from the 2007 Transformers movie. I don't know if that's the intended reference, if they're both referencing the same thing, if it's just a stock phrase, or if it's just multiple discovery.
I actually don’t know whats wrong with spinball. I actually enjoyed it when i played sonics ultimate genesis collection, so does anyone know whats wrong with it?
Spanish Duck They absolutely should if it were to happen scott would play the game we then would get a persona 5 video from scott I imagine it’d be of the PS3 version since that’s what Scott showed off and it’s more of an oddity I know you could read this sentence and that proves that this can and should be done to the persona 5 page.
@@zachh2864 It's the youtube comment section, not like it's a bastion of quality anyway. In any case though, I don't expect him to actually do it. It's a 100 hour long game in a genera he doesn't like. Oh, and please don't actually go and vandalize Wikipedia.
I’ve figured it out. I understand why Scott’s videos are so funny. He doesn’t really on memes and quick edits. He’s just a very funny guy that never overdoes it. Thanks Scott.
It's the little jokes throughout the videos and the foreshadowing for a great joke at the end. It's how he shares the facts and then his opinion. It's the "hey all, Scott here!". It's just Scott, and it's perfect.
8:39 The checkered floor is an illusion, actually! Smooth scrolling wasn't very possible on your standard genesis, so all they really did was rapidly swap the colors of the floor to make it seem like the ground was moving!
KenTerminatedbyDQ “& Knuckles” has always been a running joke in the Sonic fandom (and a popular meme in general). Sega combined Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and Sonic and Knuckles, calling the whole thing Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
I hope Scott called his dad to tell him that he discovered that Sonic Spinball exists It's a pretty insane discovery, I mean, I can handle the fact that Nintendo decided to release Zip-Lash, but I draw the f*ckin line at Sonic Spinball
9:57 "I'm gonna be extra diligent, and try to find something they messed up" Proceeds to never mention the part in Carnival Night Zone where you have to press UP AND DOWN to move a barrel, even though it looks like you're supposed to jump on it to bounce higher.
Wait, but you didn't mention the... oh. I see, you must've always had internet access. You're "didn't get traumatized by the Carnival Night barrel" years old. I got stuck there for the better part of a year, until I convinced my parents to let me call the Sega Tips Hotline for $1.99 a minute. And they think microtransactions are _recent_...
I definitely remember me and my friend being stuck on it, but for the life of me I don't remember how we got past it. I'm pretty sure we convinced ourselves at the time it had something to do with jumping, but we were probably also hitting up and down while jumping like idiot 6 year olds do with controllers and it just sorta worked.
Fucking Christ, that drove me NUTS as a kid. I was lucky enough to stumble across how that thing worked in one of the Sega magazines that were around at the time, so I didn't have to resort to that kind of bullshit.
ah if it isn't The Geek Critique. love your channel. don't know why those barrels were designed the way they were. at least I didn't grow up in that time and have a life-long hate of barrels, Donkey Kong would hate this game.
3:36 He is 100% correct here. I remember as a kid I never got passed the first 2-3 levels of a Sonic game. I still had a lot of fun, but without the level select code, I just hung around those opening levels.
When I first played Sonic games I think my banes were the final levels. Final Zone in Sonic 1 had a really difficult final boss with no rings and Death Egg Zone in Sonic 2 had an even worse final boss with a mini boss before that you always fought after losing a life on the level. I remember getting at least two game overs before beating it with all of the Chaos Emeralds. By the time I played Sonic 3 & Knuckles I was already jacked up with training in Sonic games so I got past those no problem. I breezed through all of the final bosses there with Super Sonic and Hyper Sonic, and since you at least had rings in these fights they weren't abysmally tough. Eventually I mastered all of the games with Sonic and then Tails later on. In terms of stages, yeah. Labyrinth Zone and Marble Zone are the highlights of the most slowest and hardest levels Sonic 1 could offer. That game was the first Sonic game so it was still experimenting with the formula. Originally they planned for Labyrinth Zone to follow after Green Hill Zone and right before Marble Zone but they figured out that it would be a too much large difficulty spike so they put it after Spring Yard Zone and before Starlight Zone. While these levels are tough they are actually some of my favorite stages in the series. They really put your skills to the test and after a few replays I actually started to anticipate them with excitement. Scrap Brain Zone Act 3 being basically Labyrinth Zone Act 4 is pretty terrible but at least it has an easy skip to the end. Sonic 2 has a good share of tough levels. Although mostly unmentioned, Aquatic Ruin Zone is pretty bad. Fall down into any part of the water sections and you'll have to slog through slow underwater segments with risky situations and barely any air bubbles around. Oil Ocean Zone has a lot of enemies and obstacles that feel as if though they come out of nowhere so it's a generally unfair zone. It also has a pretty tough, if not simply boring boss fight that gets very predictable very quickly. Metropolis Zone is also an incredibly unfair level with tough to deal enemies and bullshit level design. And 3 acts, yes. The only zone in the game to have 3 acts and it's the worst one. Sonic 3 & Knuckles? It's generally a more difficult game in some approaches. Levels have a lot of mechanics they rely upon and some of the segments are easy to miss or fail so it really all falls onto the player to react quickly and be cautious of the surroundings. Marble Garden Zone is the only really boring level in Sonic 3. Carnival Night Zone has the dreaded barrel that people couldn't figure out at first when the game was released and even today continue to struggle with it. It's still a fun level to play. Launch Base Zone is not very interesting but it's generally alright. & Knuckles' portion probably has only one part of the game that can get very difficult, and that is Death Egg Zone. It feels really rushed and bland compared to the rest of the levels. The platforming segments can get ridiculous with lots of new gimmicks introduced that are bound to hit you hard in the head. The falling platforms especially kick you hard in the nuts. The rings that transport you around, most of the time, waste your time, and the mini boss and boss can be pretty hard to figure out at first. The gravity switch mechanic is actually really cool and it's coded into the game in a way that allows you to switch your character's gravity via debug mode anywhere in the game so it makes for a fun tool to mess around with. I think all of these stages aren't very difficult to pass once you figure them out. They eventually even become fun to explore and mess around with. As a kid and someone who plays these games for the first time they will most likely knock you out of your guard, and they certainly have their share of questionable, unfair and bland level design choices. Although the only unfun level for me to play to this day is Metropolis Zone, fuck that level. And maybe Oil Ocean Zone to. I wasn't a very big fan of it either. As for Sonic CD, well, it's an entirely different topic to discuss.
Okay Lore people, in a previous episode Scott’s yearbook quote was “Stop Licking My Neck” but this video shows that his yearbook quote was “New Attitude! New Enemies!” So which is the true quote or is this a Scott from a different timeline
cause inbetween 360 vs ps3, chibi robo zip lash and game packaging, they took longer than normal inbetween each one since they were large, but this is a shorter vid so it takes him less time to make
Hey Scott, I just want to thank you. Whenever I feel down, I watch your videos and I cheer up. Thank you for being there for me. Also, this was an amazing video. Have a great day!
11:30 - it was all three. A real perfect storm. All that remains of Michael's confirmed direct contributions are the Credits theme - an up-tempo rendition of "Stranger in Moscow," a song that would not be released publicly for another year or so - and a few audio samples lifted from "Jam."
There were also some leftover files of genesis renditions of Jam and I think Smooth Criminal, and also Black or White. Some fans recovered them. I am really glad that Sega mended ties with Michael for Space Channel 5 and I am eternally grateful for Space Michael, I only wish Michael was involved with more video games
I know you mean without bleeping out the swears but for some reason "Uncensored Scott the Woz" just made me imagine the same episode but with his shirt off.
‘3 months after Sonic Spinball released...that released?’ Come on man, it’s a perfect mix of spin and ball. What’s not to love?... *The options theme sounds atrocious so don’t listen to it.*
I remember the stretches people did to try to show how Ice Cap Zone was based on an MJ song until we found out it was just a rare B side for Brad Buxer's old band the Jetzones called Hard times
Yes this is the "popular" view but in my mind, Sonic 3 is fantastic on its own. It becomes bloated when attached with some of the unpleasant Knuckles zones. Also, Sonic 2 has aged - Casino Night stinks. Fight me.
I've only ever had the original and Knuckles, which wasn't even compatible to link with, and I outgrew Genesis before ever bothering to link Sonic and Knuckles with any of the other games. :C
“Hey all, sonic the hedgehog 3 here!” - Scott’s son in 20 years
Ngl his son’s coming sooner, all the ladies coming for the all the Wii plays he has
What do you mean? Scott would never betray us and have sex
He said it him self, “2 mammals a plane; suddenly I don’t feel like having sex”
@extra innereye bold of you to assume it will happen
I thought his son was gonna be Fucking Earl
This video made me realize that Scott actually has parents and isn’t just an immortal omnipotent being made of nothing but dark matter
@Omega_ Dio12actually his "parents" are just beings that he created
Omega_ Dio12 It all connects together.
I feel like it’s like Invader Zim where his parents are robots he created
Omega_ Dio12 Classic Gex
Omega_ Dio12 I loved it on Wii U
"When everybody wants to be unique, nobody is unique"
Is Scott Syndrome from the Incredibles?
Imagine how entertaining Scott would be as a super villain
Yes
Yes it is
*”Just name your child jack jack.”*
@@jenger7 *Hero makes a stack of games fall down while escaping*
Scott: You fool, you destroyed my tower of Wii Play and Fling Smash, now how are people supposed to know that i'm a virgin?!?!
I really need to see what sort of powers, lairs, killer robots, and minions an evil Scott would have. I’d pay to listen to his monologues.
Fun fact: The checkered floors in the special stages ARE actually optical illusions. It's actually a single image that uses a cycling palette to make it look like your character is moving. The turning sprites, however, are unique.
Fun fact: The special stages are based on King Kai’s planet.
@@supremeraizen561 I don't know what that is, but okay!
@@GMaster4308 Dragon Ball Z
@@thej-h1b Right, got it.
It's not really an optical illusion, that's just a fact about how the data was compressed.
I love the fact that Scott’s dad instantly knows what he wants to talk about when he rings him
what a good father...
Yeah
Pointing out the joke.
lol
Cracked me up. Reminds me of the time I finally beat Doom on Ultra Violence back in 93'. Called my dad and he instantly knew why.
“Two mammals, a plane, it must be Sonic 3.”
- Scott “Scott “The Woz” The Woz” Wozniak
excellent
Timestamp?
tOaD
5:28
"Two mammals, a plane, it must be Sonic 3."
- Scott "will eventually play Persona 5 if it was less than a sentence long" Wozniak
Working title
“It took until I owned a gamecube to count to three” Quick someone get valve a gamecube
Genius bro XD
And Nintendo so they can fucking make a Galaxy 3.
TheCookieJar galaxy 2 doesnt exist
@@TheCookieJar69 but we haven't got past Galaxy 2 yet
@@marcossegon5433 Is this some joke that I'm just not getting?
Sonic Spinball title screen: “Press Start”
Scott: “We don’t take orders from people who don’t exist.”
You should go to the menu first!
@@kingknight387seizures go BRRRRRR
What’s sonic a pinball?
That line sounds familiar. I feel like I've heard it before.
@@starfoxsmash7002 I recognize it from the 2007 Transformers movie. I don't know if that's the intended reference, if they're both referencing the same thing, if it's just a stock phrase, or if it's just multiple discovery.
Michael Jackson is officially canon in the Scott The Woz lore, this is huge
chamone
Scott The Woz canon update:
- Michael Jackson: Canon
- Sonic Spinball: Status TBD
Yes and Jack the Ripper is canon in KillianExperience lore. The world is amazing
Don’t forget about Scott’s dad!
Get it on the Wiki.
"They only talk about Sonic 1 and Sonic 2"
Me: That's not Sonic 2. *THAT'S SONIC 2 WITH A LINE*
Ah, yes... the rarest version of Sonic 2.
"Education is a scam "
- Scott
“ I AGREE!”
- that one moment when sonic said agree in the sonic ova
Hes not wrong
HB- FSR hi sonic ova
GingerNinja123 hello
Edit: when I said “I’m the sonic ova” I meant “in the sonic ova”.
Hey y’all edutainment here
I want a Sonic Spinball episode where Scott just has an emotional breakdown
That’s probably going to be his first Scott episode of 2020
1
2021
You want a ■●♤¡[ $□~?>◇♧ episode
I actually don’t know whats wrong with spinball. I actually enjoyed it when i played sonics ultimate genesis collection, so does anyone know whats wrong with it?
@@littlemacisunderrated412 F
We should all be naming our kids, “ & Knuckles”
No you name your first kid anything then you name the next kid and knuckles
When you have twins just name the second one & knuckles
George Edward Henry lll, and knuckles
TheSamuel I’m going to name my kid Yoshi’s Story
nah nah, give them a normal name, but tack on "& Knuckles" at the end so like "Timmy & Knuckles"
_Half the Masterpiece_
Sonic & Knuckles: _"I'm the other half. I'm impossible to be ignored"_
& Knuckles
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Franchise
XL
Special edition
@@thatswackwill That meme is actually from SMT3 lol.
I'm calling
"Sonic and Knuckles | The Other Half of a Masterpiece"
True
and both make up a masterpiece
"- Scott The Woz"
And then Sonic 3 and knuckles will be “Sonic 3 and knuckles | The whole of a masterpiece”.
The other half of a masterpiece & Knuckles
I also called it that
5:21 You gotta love how he still has that line on Sonic 2
Of course he does, why would he get rid of the defining trait of the rarest game in existence?
Then again, it’s probably permanent marker.
@@leakdeo Oh dear….
@@leakdeo The fact he's go that far for a little gag shows how devoted this man is to his content
@@supmichael he bought a whole cart of chips for a 3 second gag
"When everyone's unique, no ones unique."
Scott SonicTheHedghog3 Wozniak- 2020
Yes! Scott The Woz becoming a Randian icon was on my 2020 bingo board!
Will eventually look at the first mega man game Wozniak “working title”
You mean "Sonic 3 Sonic the Hedgehog?"
@@ErickeTR & Knuckles
"If persona 5 were less than a sentence long I might take a look at it."
Someone needs to go to Wikipedia and remove all the periods.
no they shouldnt
Spanish Duck They absolutely should if it were to happen scott would play the game we then would get a persona 5 video from scott I imagine it’d be of the PS3 version since that’s what Scott showed off and it’s more of an oddity I know you could read this sentence and that proves that this can and should be done to the persona 5 page.
(Freedom and Security intensifies)
No if the persona fandom came to the comments they would prob ruin it.
@@zachh2864 It's the youtube comment section, not like it's a bastion of quality anyway.
In any case though, I don't expect him to actually do it. It's a 100 hour long game in a genera he doesn't like.
Oh, and please don't actually go and vandalize Wikipedia.
My kindergarten teacher: Count to 3!
Me: 1, 2, CD, 3!
Me: 1, 2, CD, Mean Bean Machine, SpinBall, 3
Toph Beifong What’s a Spinball
Samuel D a ball that spins
And Knuckles
BitchChill and knuckles chaotiz
I like how in the gag where Scott calls his dad he doesn’t actually mention getting a shield, meaning that his dad already knew why he was calling
“It not only is a burning hellscape, it FEELS like a burning hellscape!”
California
Australia
Naming is Difficult
You actually were a burning hellscape
Also we actually are a burning helscape now
I had to go home from camping early because of all the smoke :(
The world is
i bet the "half of a masterpiece" is gonna link into the whole double cartridge thing
edit: yes
Oh really
No, REALLY? I NEVER would have guessed that!
Damn this man out here with the read.
& Knuckles
Ye
where’s the review of Sonic and Knuckles? This one just ended out of nowhe- WAIT A MINUTE
we are gonna get re-relesed scott the woz episodes with a knuckles add-on
@@KonkeyDong616 Scott 3: Scott the Woz & Knuckles
The original expansion pack/DLC.
@@KonkeyDong616 and we can attach it to other videos so scott just adds knuckles in the background
@@JackAttackCat yes
More Sonic videos
Yo It's the sonic short channel
I'm just glad for more Wozniak. Also this is one of his funniest in my opinion.
No, klonoa uwu
Oh shit I watched you when I was young *er*
I didn’t take you all as scottthewoz fans
"I have a giveable sh** about reality and this isn't it one"
Can't argue with that.
"DAD!"
-Scott the Woz (circa 2020)
"Just name your kid Earl"- Crotch the Woz 2020
Crotch the Woz 🤣🤣
- Scott the Clot
Scat the Was
Scoot the boot
1:16 Holy sh**! Scott's got an ultra rare Sonic 2 with a line!
Ultra rare? You mean *THE* rarest game of all time, right?
@@roslynnerentas8939 fake
@@roslynnerentas8939 only one was made
@@BBQLOVER65 Theres lots of easily accessible reproduction carts
@@Delta21OnYT that would be sonic jam
half of the masterpiece.
And then there's knuckles.
Featuring Dante from the Devil may cry series
He's dead.
DK. Knuckles' dead!
Rehydrated
& knuckles
that's the masterpiece and a half.
“An island that floats”
“That’s stupid”
“Because of the power of the master emerald”
“Never mind”
"See, Sonic 2 was developed by STI. We learned about them when talking about Sonic 2 in sex ed."
Sonic 3 Celjbacy
161 likes for repeating something in a video
@@bishdish2445 Generic reply in the comment section complaining about someone commenting a line repeated from the video in the comment section.
@@cloroxhammer3289 generic comment acting smart because they have the iq of a vegetable
@@bishdish2445 I agree.
I’ve figured it out. I understand why Scott’s videos are so funny. He doesn’t really on memes and quick edits. He’s just a very funny guy that never overdoes it. Thanks Scott.
There's something about him. That something is nothing. It's just him.
It's the little jokes throughout the videos and the foreshadowing for a great joke at the end. It's how he shares the facts and then his opinion. It's the "hey all, Scott here!". It's just Scott, and it's perfect.
Cough cough smg4 cough cough overused unfunny memes couch cough
Gex became an inside meme like Me Me Big Boy is to Jacksfilms
@@BBQLOVER65 bro seriously, 2014-17 was his golden age and it’s been going downhill ever since
Alternate title: Scott bullying Sonic Spinball for 16 minutes
And Sonic CD
That game doesn’t exist dude
What are you talking about
What is sonic spinball
Why does this comment say Alternate Title: Scott bullying for 16 minutes? Like what is he bullying you forgot part of the sentence.
8:39 The checkered floor is an illusion, actually! Smooth scrolling wasn't very possible on your standard genesis, so all they really did was rapidly swap the colors of the floor to make it seem like the ground was moving!
Scott's dad being just as excited about the same things as Scott is just great
His dad is secretly the therapist lol they both yell, and freak out lol.
I’m not gonna lie, when he grabbed the phone and yelled “DAD!” The second time, I straight up lost my shit lol
📱😃 DAD!
I had to rewind and watch again I was dying
I mean, Scott is in the Dadverse. Or Dad is in the Scottverse.
I bet if he makes the & Knuckles video, he’s gonna make the title: Sonic & Knuckles & Knuckles-Scott the Woz
Sonic & Knuckles | The Other Half of a Masterpiece - Scott the Woz & Knuckles
Why would Scott call it Sonic & Knuckles & Knuckles?
Sorry, I don't get the joke.
the other half of a masterpiece & Knuckles
KenTerminatedbyDQ “& Knuckles” has always been a running joke in the Sonic fandom (and a popular meme in general). Sega combined Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and Sonic and Knuckles, calling the whole thing Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
That would be interesting
I hope Scott called his dad to tell him that he discovered that Sonic Spinball exists
It's a pretty insane discovery, I mean, I can handle the fact that Nintendo decided to release Zip-Lash, but I draw the f*ckin line at Sonic Spinball
No
Why do I see Commenting on so many video
Everywhere I go, I see his face…
Why are you everywhere
hey Chris do you ever get tired of the "I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE" replied every time you comment on anything ever
Therapist: Sonic Spinball doesn't Exist, it can't hurt you.
Scott the Woz:
......so nothing?
good job
wow good one
Same goes with Legos Caddy and Nathaniel.
Being a neighbor in front of Scott's House is an honor, we can all agree this...
Or a total nightmare
B O T H
Every night your in bed and your woken by HEY ALL SCOTT HERE
Proof?
@@mr-moose-man what do you mean
9:57 "I'm gonna be extra diligent, and try to find something they messed up"
Proceeds to never mention the part in Carnival Night Zone where you have to press UP AND DOWN to move a barrel, even though it looks like you're supposed to jump on it to bounce higher.
LMAO I WAS WAITING FOR THAT
YES
OH GOD YES I HATED THAT PART, took forever to figure out how to get past that lol
The Avgn would have mentioned that
I've been playing this game for years and to this day I still can't get past that F***ing death trap!
Am I the only one who can picture themselves seeing Scott out in the middle of nowhere screaming at a camera? The look on his face would be priceless.
No no your not alone
"Just name your kid f*cking Earl."
Will do, Scott. Will do.
Imagine roll call at school: Aaron. David. F*cking Earl.
Hey, HEY, HEY!!!
Jason!
That is the boys name, *not what you should be doing to him*
Done
Oh no what has he done
@@ArkayEnchained have you seen the Rowan Atkinson sketch "No one called Jones"?
"You ever spray paint a tomato blue?"
That came out of left field!
Wdym lol, I spray paint tomato’s all the time
That made me laugh.
0:08 Wow that’s rich coming from Scott Will Eventually Take A Look At The First Mega Man Wozniak
That name changed you know
It’s now Scott ‘’will eventually take a look at the second mega man’’ Wozniak
Why Are We Talking Like This?
You forgot working title
*working title*
now we gotta wait a year for Scott to talk about Sonic & Knuckles
You know it's bad when I can look at my sister and go
"Guess what day it is"
Sister: i swear to go-
"0:00"
I want your family
@@ShibuNub3305 take them
@@silvertipstudio9622 Damn ok
Sonic Spinball: _Exists._
Scott The Woz: _Has an existential crisis._
Scott: "I'm gonna say it's not represented as much because..."
Sonic Mania: *Stardust Speedway Act 1* "bubada bubada bubada HEY Hey hey..."
@Retendo Sonic Mania is technically the community/fans
Generations, anyone? The boss fight with Metal?
@@dannyhargreaves1326 Metal Sonic is the only memorable part with CD anyway, and he's not JUST a Sonic CD character.
@@technoeggnog Nah. the soundtrack and the gameplay are fantastic too, don't listen to Scott.
@@twoforfive9228 The soundtrack is always going to be good if it's a SEGA game.
Wait, but you didn't mention the... oh. I see, you must've always had internet access. You're "didn't get traumatized by the Carnival Night barrel" years old. I got stuck there for the better part of a year, until I convinced my parents to let me call the Sega Tips Hotline for $1.99 a minute. And they think microtransactions are _recent_...
I definitely remember me and my friend being stuck on it, but for the life of me I don't remember how we got past it. I'm pretty sure we convinced ourselves at the time it had something to do with jumping, but we were probably also hitting up and down while jumping like idiot 6 year olds do with controllers and it just sorta worked.
Fucking Christ, that drove me NUTS as a kid. I was lucky enough to stumble across how that thing worked in one of the Sega magazines that were around at the time, so I didn't have to resort to that kind of bullshit.
ah if it isn't The Geek Critique. love your channel. don't know why those barrels were designed the way they were. at least I didn't grow up in that time and have a life-long hate of barrels, Donkey Kong would hate this game.
I had my sister time jumps on that thing as Tails it was the only way I could ever figure it out until much, much later.
God the barrel of doom is annoying
the “NOOOOO!!” at the end had so much heart and feeling in it, it’s the perfect definition of despair
local Scozniak summons a pinball game into the timeline by accidentally bringing it back from the Awesome Baby! timeline and talking about it
Episode 250 sonic spinball
Everyone in the comments is dusting off their "And Knuckles" jokes for the Sonic and Knuckles video
The Velvet Underground & Knuckles
Featuring Dante, from the Devil May Cry series.
And knuckles...
@@callanfox9870 That exists?
I swear, Scott better just call the video "Scott the Woz & Knuckles"
Scott's Therapist: Sonic Spinball isn't real, it can't hurt you
Sonic Spinhall:
His name is Jerry
@@flameosaurus1832 Doctor Atrics.
doctor jerry atrics.
What’s sonic spinball?
@@hunnahunnahunnas A fever dream that manifested into reality, and one that I'll defend the existence of *WITH MY VERY LIFE!*
Sonic 3: exists
Scott: “I love it when it does that”
Sonic Spinball: exists
Scott: “NOOOOO!!!”
Sonic spinball? What’s that?
Big Mac a game that shouldn’t exist
That game doesn’t exist. If it did, it would’ve made the news.
Da fuck is sonic spinball?
Ray Zephyr EXACTLY
"I was beyond excited, and I wasn't even born yet."
You earned my like.
3:36 He is 100% correct here.
I remember as a kid I never got passed the first 2-3 levels of a Sonic game. I still had a lot of fun, but without the level select code, I just hung around those opening levels.
When I first played Sonic games I think my banes were the final levels. Final Zone in Sonic 1 had a really difficult final boss with no rings and Death Egg Zone in Sonic 2 had an even worse final boss with a mini boss before that you always fought after losing a life on the level. I remember getting at least two game overs before beating it with all of the Chaos Emeralds. By the time I played Sonic 3 & Knuckles I was already jacked up with training in Sonic games so I got past those no problem. I breezed through all of the final bosses there with Super Sonic and Hyper Sonic, and since you at least had rings in these fights they weren't abysmally tough. Eventually I mastered all of the games with Sonic and then Tails later on.
In terms of stages, yeah. Labyrinth Zone and Marble Zone are the highlights of the most slowest and hardest levels Sonic 1 could offer. That game was the first Sonic game so it was still experimenting with the formula. Originally they planned for Labyrinth Zone to follow after Green Hill Zone and right before Marble Zone but they figured out that it would be a too much large difficulty spike so they put it after Spring Yard Zone and before Starlight Zone. While these levels are tough they are actually some of my favorite stages in the series. They really put your skills to the test and after a few replays I actually started to anticipate them with excitement. Scrap Brain Zone Act 3 being basically Labyrinth Zone Act 4 is pretty terrible but at least it has an easy skip to the end.
Sonic 2 has a good share of tough levels. Although mostly unmentioned, Aquatic Ruin Zone is pretty bad. Fall down into any part of the water sections and you'll have to slog through slow underwater segments with risky situations and barely any air bubbles around. Oil Ocean Zone has a lot of enemies and obstacles that feel as if though they come out of nowhere so it's a generally unfair zone. It also has a pretty tough, if not simply boring boss fight that gets very predictable very quickly. Metropolis Zone is also an incredibly unfair level with tough to deal enemies and bullshit level design. And 3 acts, yes. The only zone in the game to have 3 acts and it's the worst one.
Sonic 3 & Knuckles? It's generally a more difficult game in some approaches. Levels have a lot of mechanics they rely upon and some of the segments are easy to miss or fail so it really all falls onto the player to react quickly and be cautious of the surroundings. Marble Garden Zone is the only really boring level in Sonic 3. Carnival Night Zone has the dreaded barrel that people couldn't figure out at first when the game was released and even today continue to struggle with it. It's still a fun level to play. Launch Base Zone is not very interesting but it's generally alright. & Knuckles' portion probably has only one part of the game that can get very difficult, and that is Death Egg Zone. It feels really rushed and bland compared to the rest of the levels. The platforming segments can get ridiculous with lots of new gimmicks introduced that are bound to hit you hard in the head. The falling platforms especially kick you hard in the nuts. The rings that transport you around, most of the time, waste your time, and the mini boss and boss can be pretty hard to figure out at first. The gravity switch mechanic is actually really cool and it's coded into the game in a way that allows you to switch your character's gravity via debug mode anywhere in the game so it makes for a fun tool to mess around with.
I think all of these stages aren't very difficult to pass once you figure them out. They eventually even become fun to explore and mess around with. As a kid and someone who plays these games for the first time they will most likely knock you out of your guard, and they certainly have their share of questionable, unfair and bland level design choices. Although the only unfun level for me to play to this day is Metropolis Zone, fuck that level. And maybe Oil Ocean Zone to. I wasn't a very big fan of it either.
As for Sonic CD, well, it's an entirely different topic to discuss.
I have seen a lot of people saying it's 'hey y'all", it's not.
It's hey all.
Look at his about section if you don't believe me.
Mind blown
13:22
"A great but incredibly short experience "
Somehow a comment on my tinder profile made it into the sonic review
That timestamp is terrible
Fix it pls
@@151TheMew
Donne
12:19 is the single best sound ever made by a human being.
"Educations a scam"
Finally someone speaks facts
Damn you guys must be high schoolers
@@chickensandwich2193 your not wrong
Gaming in the Donald Years I’m Donald in the Donald years...
Bunkn Berry you’re
But how do we know that's a fact if education is a scam?
Was hoping you'd do the whole of Sonic 3 instead of each part individually, to be honest. ah well. Looking forward to & Knuckles.
Oh, wow, didn't expect to see you here!
Yes! Yet another one of my favourite youtubers in the comments!
I bet he will cover the rest in a future video!
yes
I mean this video isn’t strong enough to handle the amount of &s and Knuckless that would appear
Let’s be real here, sonic spinball is the true sonic 3. The storytelling is absolutely god tier even by today’s standards
What the fuck is a sonic spinball?
Yadiel Espinal Maduro yes
That game was ass when i played spinball
I wonder if whenever Scott visits his parents, he say "Hey all, Scott Here!" When he walks in
3:26 don’t feel too bad, Valve still can’t count to 3 to this day
They can spell Alyx tho
@@ryn7782 *2.5
@@griffin7670 *2.55
“Hey all, Scott here” should be the slogan for virginity
It’s all, not y’all
Channel Name 😅 You’re right lol
Its fixed now.
Do you know how powerful you become after building up your seed for 25 years? You become a God
bruh
@@mouthshovel Indeed. It shoots out of you like a fucking wax dart. Enemies beware!
"If you don't think it's the best game ever made, than you the worst guy ever made" - Gex (On the subject of Sonic 3)
Gex be like: *Gex noises*
That's so Gex!
That Marble Garden Zone tune gets stuck in my head randomly over the years
There's are 2 parts of my life. The one where Sonic Spinball didn't exist, and the past 20 minutes
Okay Lore people, in a previous episode Scott’s yearbook quote was “Stop Licking My Neck” but this video shows that his yearbook quote was “New Attitude! New Enemies!” So which is the true quote or is this a Scott from a different timeline
Different year probably
the fact that it was merely a contender raises the question of how he got a copy of the yearbook where that was his quote
*“New timeline! New plot holes!”*
Remember the universe collapsed after Mario kart 8 deluxe, so this is probably a new timeline
"Because when everyone wants to be unique, nobody's unique." Or, as I like to call it, the Syndrome Paradox.
the syndrome paradox dilemma argument
@@blackshirts_and_breads The syndrome paradox dilemma argument question disorder
@@andreaswesterveld the Syndrome paradox dilemma argument question disorder debate
@@lukassquidboi5088 & knuckles
7:36 Every time I see hedgehog on way back home.
Video game company: releases game that explodes
Scott: It’s a fun quirk
Fun Fact: According to interviews with GameTrailers, Michael Jackson worked on the soundtrack for this game.
Scott will probably name his kid Madden 08
Bold of you to assume he'll ever abstain from abstinence
@@ubercow6611 dang you're right
@@ubercow6611 Unless he starts playing DK Barrel Blast
He will never name his kid Dick Vitale
Are you trying to give him ideas for the next opening sketch?
Why does it feel like the uploads are coming faster yet they are still once a week
cause inbetween 360 vs ps3, chibi robo zip lash and game packaging, they took longer than normal inbetween each one since they were large, but this is a shorter vid so it takes him less time to make
Okay this aged like that milk from the new soup episode
Fair, but now cybershell is back and his opinion is law
Yep
Based
@@roslynnerentas8939 bk is back
I get the feeling Sonic Spinball will be the next "It's Awesome Baby!" and "Zip-Lash" in future episodes of "Chronicles of Woz".
Sonic Spinball is real and not real at the same time
“ Sonic Spinball "
Is this going to be the new Chibi Robo Zip Lash
I hope so
And in 2 years he will actually make a full video about it
It would be if it existed
Wait what’s sonic spinball?
I think this is the only game that I genuinely liked which is bad in the eyes of most people. Too bad it doesn't exist... Or so we think?
Hey Scott, I just want to thank you. Whenever I feel down, I watch your videos and I cheer up. Thank you for being there for me. Also, this was an amazing video. Have a great day!
scott just ignores the existence of sonic and knuckles for the whole video
I can't wait for the day where you're forced into playing Shadow the Hedgehog for whatever reason
"Y'ever spray paint a tomato blue?"- Scott Wozniak
yeah wholly unprepared
I did, it looked like tomato spray painted blue during the first few hours then it crumpled into a little rotten ball. Kinda like the Sonic Franchise
yes
Haha yeah I do remember when sonic turned into a painted blue tomato, *it was the funniest thing i've ever seen.*
I love this dystopian reality that Scott lives in where Sega puts up billboards to remind him that Sonic Pinball existed
11:30 - it was all three. A real perfect storm.
All that remains of Michael's confirmed direct contributions are the Credits theme - an up-tempo rendition of "Stranger in Moscow," a song that would not be released publicly for another year or so - and a few audio samples lifted from "Jam."
There were also some leftover files of genesis renditions of Jam and I think Smooth Criminal, and also Black or White. Some fans recovered them. I am really glad that Sega mended ties with Michael for Space Channel 5 and I am eternally grateful for Space Michael, I only wish Michael was involved with more video games
@@_swesters_ black or white was originally in sonic 3, where's the file for that
The fact Sonic 3 and Knuckles are the only sonic games that are excluded in game compilations and remasters will always annoy the hell out of me
Thank Michael Jackson's estate for that
I wish it was ported to everything like Sonic 1 & 2
Guy That Likes Yohane Facts
Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection has both, and you can play it with that Retro-Bit Genesis controller (which I kind of recommend doing).
It's on the classic ds collection
YESSS FINALLY. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE FOR SO LONG!
IKR
Never forget that Sonic Spinball exists, Scott.
*NEVER FORGET.*
Sonic spinball? What’s that?
Big Mac Watch the video
LazyPix3l I did, and sonic spinball doesn’t seem to exist
Big Mac oh lol I thought you were serious
He is being serious. I can’t find a sonic spinball
5:24 When you talk about any game that isn't Donkey Kong Barrel Blast.
1:15 wait a sec. that’s not sonic 2! IT’S SONIC 2 WITH A LINE!!!!!!!!
The Rarest Game of All Time
HOW THE FUCK DOES HE OWN THAT ITS THE RAREEST GAME ON PLANET EARTH
Scott should make a patreon where he makes his videos uncensored
I know you mean without bleeping out the swears but for some reason "Uncensored Scott the Woz" just made me imagine the same episode but with his shirt off.
@@StarkMaximum I sure hope that's what he means.
Scott confirmed on multiple occasions that that noise is just what his mouth makes when he says "fuck" and "shit"
At this point, hearing Scott cuss is gonna be so weird. I mean yeah there’s older videos where he doesn’t censor it but it just seems wrong lmao
@@chaoszero11 *SLAMS DESK* COINS ARE BACK, BITCHES!
Scott: "I beat Devil's Third"
The video: *card linking to Scott's Devil's Third video*
Scott did what's called a pro gamer move.
Therapist: Sonic Spinball doesn't exist, it can't hurt you
Sonic Spinball: *exists
No it doesn’t.
scott makes you think it exists but it really doesnt
I played it when I was a child and I don't exist, therefor Sonic Spinball cannot exist.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No, it's Gex
‘3 months after Sonic Spinball released...that released?’
Come on man, it’s a perfect mix of spin and ball. What’s not to love?...
*The options theme sounds atrocious so don’t listen to it.*
Fun fact: The options theme is also the credits theme.
I should've listened to you, I'm deaf now.
Took me the longest to figure out Michael Jackson wrote the music for this game.
There are cool videos showing the comparison between songs he made and Sonic 3 songs
I remember the stretches people did to try to show how Ice Cap Zone was based on an MJ song until we found out it was just a rare B side for Brad Buxer's old band the Jetzones called Hard times
New Attitude, new enemies. This is gonna be my New Years motto going forward.
“I was beyond excited for sonic 3, and I wasn’t even born yet!”
12:51 Top 10 Sentences that make me feel Neverending Pain
Sonic 2 is better unless you count 3 & Knuckles as a single game. Then 2 has no chance.
Yes!!!!
agreed
Yes this is the "popular" view but in my mind, Sonic 3 is fantastic on its own. It becomes bloated when attached with some of the unpleasant Knuckles zones. Also, Sonic 2 has aged - Casino Night stinks. Fight me.
Sonic 3 alone is actually quite buggy. There’s times when you can easily softlock unless you play carefully. Launch base in particular is a mess.
I've only ever had the original and Knuckles, which wasn't even compatible to link with, and I outgrew Genesis before ever bothering to link Sonic and Knuckles with any of the other games. :C
Still waiting for part 2 of this video. The ''other half'' of a Masterpiece
"I was beyond excited, and I wasn't even *born* yet. That's the power of Sonic 3!"